👏 The BEST Office Nicknames Of All Time

These are GOLD!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gold.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Hello there, it's Jones. You demanded driving you home this
Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Often when I come across Australian vernicular and that's not I.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Think you climb a mountain, that's a fornicula.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's anicular like a cable car thing.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, that was not a cable car so much because
it's it's on the ground. It's terrestrially mounted. If you
go to Interlake and you'll get on.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Nicola, have you fallen into a scrabble heap?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I think I have it is Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Do you mean it's like a thing that a smoky
dows in chair going up a hill?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well anyway, this isn't that. But from when I hear
Australian slang old Australian talk, yep, you, I don't know
anyone in the real world who talks like that, apart
from you.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Me and Brian Brown.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah, and I don't think he does in real life.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
He does when you're standing as to Brian Brown, when
I hear him say fair dinkm One time I heard
him say that guy's aid deal and I started weeping
because he is what a strange looking at you.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, he wasn't looking at well.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I've got I've got some names here, nicknames for workmates
in Australia. And I reckon because you've done a thousand trades, yep.
I think you probably have used or been called.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Some of these. And can I just say master of
none of them? But I've done a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
What do you if I was to say wicket keeper.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Easy, puts gloves on and stands back.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And watches nice Harvey Norman.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Harvey Norman, three years, no interest?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
How that built that shop? Mister drive past? It said mattresses,
no interests, get remarried.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
It was like curves the ladies Jim and it just
said curves out the back.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
How about sense of light?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Sense light only works if someone walks past Nice Noodles.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I hadn't heard of this one.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Noodles thinks all jobs take two minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Ask his wife a lantern.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Lanton or not very bright and has to be carried everywhere.
Deck chair deck chair always folds under pressure.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
If you were calling someone, he's a bit of a perth.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Three hours pint everyone else.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's that's timing wise about g spot spot You never
find him Bush.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Ranger holds every it up.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Will barrow has to be carried or any works when
he's pushed.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Ye Limo or actually Limo, it wouldn't be a good
thing to be. Limo is like me, carries everyone.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, cordless charge this all night, but only works two hours.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
How about this one foreskin for skin? Ah, I don't,
I don't think I should let you haard I guess no, don't.
No one disappears when things get hot. How about the
sniper's nightmare.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You can never find him one leg short on the other.
That's just work place bullying. F poss f post uh.
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
F pos takes credit for everything. Correct. I love this
one milo uh because he's not quick. What about this one?
Didn't you used to call someone's show back show shoe?
Thank you, thank you,