⛷️ The CRAZIEST Things That Have Happened At The Winter Games

The 'icy-lympics' has everything! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demander podcast. Because we're
not officially affiliated with the event that's taking place on
the snow and ice in Italy, right and.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Fair enough, Channel nine they ponied up the money. What
do we do?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
We'd have said, oh, we can't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
What we can't get it for free?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, so we're calling it the icy Olympics. It's not
about to say the actual words.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
There's a bunch of words we can't say.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I kin'd even read out the words that we can't
say because that's been redacted.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Seems to we live in a redacted world these.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Days, and we can't play the almost said it Icy
Olympics theme. But we can play this.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Now, the Acey Olympics. That's our team move version.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Here's a couple of stories that you may not know
that's going on there. Well. First of all, Australia, as
we know, doing so well, our best ever medals hall ever.
We're coming eleventh. That's incredible. Canada that has a lot
of snow, has a lot of ices, coming fifteenth.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
We're beaten Great Britain.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, we're beating Great Britain. It's incredible.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Congradulations everybody, let's give ourselves a big clap on the back.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, speaking of clerp, that's a terrible transition. There's a
condom shortage at the Olympic. They're all icy Olympic village.
Am I allowed to say those words?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, you can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
But what's interesting is they it's been reported in the
Italian daily newspaper La Stampa, that has taken three days
to empty the entire stock of ten thousand condoms at
the icy Olympic village. Official say additional shipments are incoming,
come on quick. But what I had to did a
bit of digging because I thought, are they all ramped?
What's going on? It takes long time to get out

(01:35):
of the like or you'd think for starters.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
They're pretty sexy, of course, and they work out well,
absolutely so they're happy with their body.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But here this is what's interesting is that there are
less Olympians in the icy Olympics than they are in
the summer, the hot, dry Olympics. And ten thousand condoms.
That's three to four condoms per athlete. Some obviously won't
be using any so three to four per athlete. At
the Paris Olympics there were twenty eight to twenty nine

(02:04):
per athlete allocated.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
What's the city of love?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
As you said, I think these people are pretty sinewine
up for it, I'd imagine, I don't know, maybe it
takes too long to get out of the gear and
everyone's just tired. I mean, you take it out, you'd
be a bit pongy.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
What skeleton?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I mean when you take your body out of the lake.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
We all know where you're going with this? What's that one?
When they all sit on each other?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I know that is very unusual. I saw a meme
that said, this looks like it began as someone opening
the door and seeing something they shouldn't say. It's a supports.
You know what about this? If you're a fugitive, don't
go to the icy Olympics. A Slovak fugitive was caught
trying to enter the hockey he'd been a fugitive for
sixteen years and I don't know whether it was facial recognition,

(02:52):
but he went to support his national ice hockey team
and he was apprehended and didn't even get to see
the game. I'm of all the things to make you
break your life in hiding. What about this Spanish figure
skater Tamars Lucrek Guarino Sabat. If he wanted to make
a poster of him, you'd run out of texts. Let's
face it, he his whole performance is based around the

(03:16):
music of Despicable Me, and he wears the overalls and
the yellow T shirt. If you don't look ridiculous enough
doing figure skating.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Can male skaters just solo male skaters be ik enough
without that?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
This is a quadruple ick. So he had a signature
Minions themed routine and just shortly before the icy Olympics,
it looked like they'd change the ruling slightly and he
would not get permission to dance to his theme, and
the word went out a whole lot of supporters, a
fan base got on board with a hashtag let the

(03:48):
Minion dance and find it the last minute got permission.
Here's how his and I'm not making this up. Here's
the music to which he starts his dance.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
See Universal YEP Centennial logo with Minyon.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
He's just imagine this with ice dancing attached by someone
dresses and Minion.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did you have one eye?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
And now let's get to the curling of all the sports.
Who would have thought this would be the most controversial
Canada and Sweden. The Swedes attached a special camera overhead
because they wanted to accuse the Canadians of cheating, of
touching what I call the robo vac the other day.
He gave it a slight, minuscule little touch, and the

(04:45):
Swede said courtier, and then they had a big fight.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's okay touching the rock after dog line, I don't
know or touching the rock? Who's doing that?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
You don't know it who?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's a couple who I haven't done a wis You can.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Stop swears swears at the curling. I have to make
your hair curl. That's my icy Olympic round, all right?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Do we want an outro?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Please?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Touching rock? I see Olympics.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Don't say you haven't been informed.