🎁 The Most Bizarre Items On Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Holiday Gift Guide

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gam.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Nation the entertainment used It's fit to print. M Gillespie
is here. The Goop Guide is out. Well, it's first
of all, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
This is our last time with you on Breakfast, our
last ever.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I know, but you will be joining us next year
on the Drive.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
And I'm so excited because I'm much better in the
PM than i am in the We're waiting to waiting
to see if we are what sentence was going on.
But it's Christmas, which means it's time for the Goop
Gift Guide now. In case you are not across Goop,
this is Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness Empire website, brand, lifestyle everything,

(00:41):
and each year the team releases this Christmas Gift Guide,
which is completely ludicrous to the point of being hilarious delicious.
We obsess over it. I do, and I love to
go through and find the weird and the wonderful. There
are some ultra lux and big ticket items, as there
always are, as an Omez jukebox, which was price upon request,

(01:04):
but I did a bit of stalking, a bit of digging.
They retail for a starting at five hundred and fifty
thousand dollars so that's the biggest ticket. I wand wow,
then we've got a few fifty to sixty thousand dollar
pieces of jewelry boring a Gucci portable pet bed for
thirteen hundred dollars, which I think could.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Work for you guys. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Western hotels apparently have this trademarked bed. Their bed is
so good that they have a registered trademark bed that
you can buy your loved one this Christmas for five
thousand dollars. Or if you're more into ram horns, you
can get a desk lighter which is.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
In a ram horn. Yeah right, yeah, how much is that?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
That One's only eleven hundred dollars a bargain. Yeah, that's
more of a bargain. There's a couple of quirkier, cheaper ones,
some kitchen themed oddities.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
My favorite this.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Year is a pasta water candle. It's one hundred and
five dollars, but the website says this candle fills the
air with notes of saline water and semolina wheat for
a unique umami aroma.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So it's a candle that smells like pasta water.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah. Yeah, one of the cheapest smells that you can
make in your home.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Why not just spec she hasn't just to repurpose your
old veggie can.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Possibly there's a ceramic vessel. It's called to put your
Honey in. That's six hundred and seventy seven dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
But let's get into there's some naughty ones, there's some
fun ones. There is a bondage style advent calendar.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh do you get well?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
The Kinky Advent Calendar, for the low price of nineteen
hundred dollars, includes a red silk blindfold, gold plated handcuffs
like real gold, several meters of French bondage rope and
adhesive bondage tape. So telling me you love them this
Christmas twelve Days of Christmas jonesy I thought this one

(02:57):
would be good for you. There's a two hundred and
fifty dollars lymphatic romper. This wellness Onesie delivers graduated compression
and has micromassage zones that follow your body's lymphatic pathways.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I know you're all about the lymph nodes. I am
Where are the nodes? Where were the message nodes? Where
aren't they?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
And my present for Amanda, I think is going to
be the brain enhancement program in Kosa Mui from only
ten thousand, five hundred dollars. Advanced neuroscience meets traditional healing.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh wow. So there you have it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
And this one I think is good for the kids
who are about to lose their social media.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
There's a smart typewriter. It's sixteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
They call it a distraction free smart typewriter that saves
your work digitally but won't let you online.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's kind of like a laptop that has no Internet access,
like a typewriter. Is that typewriter? Yeah, but there's no
paper like.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It doesn't it's not. It's not quite like that. It's
more just a simple keyboard.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
So there's that.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And if you were continuing your stint in breakfast radio,
you'd need this. It's stuff pillow that's embroidered one hundred
and twenty bucks. It says please leave by nine, but
you guys can party till dawn.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I no, oh, no, I mean I.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Am I realize that now I don't have the excuse
if I got to go to bed early.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
What am I going to do?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
No? Well, you can just say I've got to go
home and put my lymphatic ones in yes, I want
to diagram.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Thank you, M. We'll catch you next week. M Gillespie
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