😍 There Is Now Such Thing As Being 'Jar Jar Binks' Hot

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. There's always
classically handsome actors, like you have your Hugh Jackman and
throughout history the classic handsome leading men, but a lot
of that Brad Pitt, but a lot of the men,
young men in the movies today are attractive in a
way that's not classically handsome. And last year we've had

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a full run of this. We had rat hot, the
hot rodent boyfriend, it was called was this year Timothy
charlemade people all of those So this was characterized by
so sort of a contrast with traditional masculinity, but it
is characterized for example, you know, looking like a rat, pointy,
facial features, jedge, Timothy Charlamage. You say, Jeremy Allen White,

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the guy from Chef. So pointy, close eyed, kind of
weasel features, weasel features, but hot as hell. Then we
had frog hot. The frog prince is a sexy genre.
It says, whose eyes are quite wide, the smile errs
on the goofy side. So think Rummy Mallick, think Harry Styles.

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Would he be frog hot? Someone said he was, but
he's done all that stuff to he's had some plastic surgery.
It's made him look like Barry Manilow, and as a
fan of Barry Manilo, I'm still not Maybe we've had
Golden Retriever hot. This one is someone not particularly handsome
but gives off a really lovely Golden Retriever energy. I

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think Jim from The American Office Chandler being that kind
of thing. We've had kappy Barra hot. Glen Powell seems
to fit into a lot of these categories. You know,
a kapy bar it's almost like a guinea pig face, smirky,
eyes very close together and kind of a pronounced brow.
He works on that smirk. He does you know what

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It's called an eating green It is kind of he
almost said it. He went to the Tom Cruise smirk school. Well,
there's a new hot, and you'll be shocked. The new
hot is based on a character that was the most
unlikable character of all time in Star Wars. Binks had

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you end up here with that rhyme Jaja Bink's hot.
This is the look where your eyes are close together
and a little bit too high. John Travolta Binks Glenn
Power fits into this one as well. Austin Butler, eyes
close together and a little high. They're hot, but bit

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jaj bab I take exceptions to this. This is dreadful.
Austin Butler looks nothing like k No. It's not looking
like it's having a flavor of no. No. Let me
go out on a limb and say, I don't think
we're going to have jabb at the heart hot anytime soon.
You never know. Thank you for that