🐈 This Cat Is An Absolute A$$hole!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gold.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demand across Australia, driving you home
this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
My cat the ahole.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm not a cat owner, but I know cats can
be horrendous a holes. I saw this woman on socials
and well she let her tell the story of her cat.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Just brought Clancy home after an extended stay at the
emergency the bet because a few days ago we got
the Ikea pack storage system and Clancy didn't like it.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
He didn't like it at all. He didn't like it
so much.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
That, out of stress and protest, he actually crystallized his.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Zerine and blocked his zerinary tract. Five thousand dollars later,
we're home, we're unblocked, and with a miraculous change of heart,
the pack's storage system by Ikea has become Clancy's favorite
hangout spot.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh so the cat was so anxious, in stressed and
irritated crystallize its own urine, and then after five thousand dollars,
it was fine with it. It's suddenly it liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
My daughter and her husband, they've inherited cat, and I
went round to their house the other day and it
was freezing. He said, Oh my god, this house is
like ice. And I walked around, closed the back door,
the sliding door, and she said, Ramony said, no, no,
the cat's got to get in and out.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I said, no, the cat's either in or out. It's
not no.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
And that's the beginning of a slippery slide.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
You just don't have the door open. It's freezing.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Speaking of a whole cats, Actually, this one is one
of my favorites, and we've played this before.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I do love it.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Remember Pinky, the rescue cat who was up for adoption.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Hi, this is Pinky. He's a male cat, domestic short hair.
He's available for a doction. He's pat of the Week
Classic County Animal Shop. He's a very loving cat. Pinky, Pinky,
we welcome excuse.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
That guy is such a hero. And then that's flexing
his arms, claws and teeth on his inner thigh. I
was kind of rooting for the good on your peek