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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We straddle many medias we do. My hips are getting
sore from that. Like we need some assistance, which is
why we rely on Jenna. Our social media guru means
Jenna and.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
She loves cats, tuck snapchat.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
She's a social media guru.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We like to call her social media dance dick Esay,
what what.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Talking like the kids? Oh, Dad's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What have you got for us this week? Jenna? What
have we done?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah? So it's been a huge week across the joint
in Amendo socials once again, and it all started with
Martha reeves rendition of the US national anthem at the
Women's Pro Baseball League launch You why by?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It seems to get worse every time I hear it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Bribes love it well. It's received thousands of views, with
many agreeing that her rendition was downright shocking. So Donna
on Instagram rights reminds me of my grandma after a
couple of scotches and water.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yep, it must be the water. She must have got
a light on the water.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
While Shawnsey on YouTube adds, when the mechanic asks you
to describe the noise your car's been making, Yes, but
Martha has since acknowledged that the rendition had not gone
as she had hoped, attributing the difficulties to wet and
windy conditions and the absence of stage monitors.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
An when we have a bad day of ut it's
because it's wet and windy outside.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
As yep, and our fall back's not good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
However, our biggest post of the week was our response
to Miranda Curr's unusually strict diet.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh I don't do eggs, okay, so what's a breakfast
for you? I do protein, So I eat meats like vanison.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, lamb, I eat all the meats that
aren't mass produced. So you're not doing sushi? Oh never, never, parasite, parasite.
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I do love Cavia.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
She'd be great to take the sushi train.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Just the bison. Well, there's no bison on a sushi train.
Imagine the size of the carriage.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So it's received two million views across our socials, with
thousands of comments like this one from user Queen of Cups,
who says I watched this as I poured myself a
red wine with her Well, Jodi adds, what a fascinating
exchange between two of society's deepest thinkers. However, there are
(02:40):
some comments in support of Miranda's diet, such as this
one from Marianna, who says, why are people assuming she's miserable?
Why is being healthy and taking care of yourself considered depressing?
She looks great, She's always been healthy since her twenties.
Good on her, She's got the discipline, she's got the money.
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I don't think anyone's assuming she's miserable. I think they're
just saying, imagine how hard it would be to be
that so restricting.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, she looks good in a kazi.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Doesn't she? Just Look? If I knew to work for me,
I might eat all bi.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
There's no awning over the toy store? Oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Is there a man of the match? I know it's
not going to be Jonesy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
On a brighter noise. It's time for digital Gennis.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's insane, isn't This is.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Where she's my favorite contributor of the week, and this
week it's everybody who's contributed to our online poll on
whether Jonesy or gen Y Rye has a bigger Adams Apple? Right,
these are the issues. Would you like to know the
results I sure yes, of course. With ninety seven percent
of the votes, gen y Rye officially has the bigger
(03:47):
Adams Apple. It's all the poisons in the water, it's all.
It's all the hormones in the chicken, parasites in the sushis.
Only only thirteen people voted for you. Jonesy, I don't
know an athletic nick When they say, well, thank you, Jenna, you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Like to call her on social media dance stick.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Man. Look at that thing.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm looking at Ryan's Adam's Apple.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You can change the tides with that thing. Don't move.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's about you too this time quite right.