🤦‍♀️ Why Are People Getting Fake Belly Button TATTOOS?

These beauty trends are extreme...

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast over the holidays.
As I said a few days ago, I had my
eyebrows tattooed. I've now got more tattoos than you do.
I thought I'd done something wrong because my wife she

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did her eyebrows as well. And I came in and said,
what's happened? What's happened? Because they look expressive. I'm careful now,
careful breath. This is like diffusing a boy tom. I
went home and had a spraytown and my husband said, buller.
But lots of people over there Christmas breaks may have

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had some beauty tweaks here and there. There's a new
well you can do this anytime, this one that I've
found from China. But let's just listen. Let's just have
a chat about some of the more recent beauty. I
guess the trends that are going around. We had remember
last year we had the Mercan This was the Kim
Kardashian company. It was underpants, a G string that had

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hair on it. What about snail musin. That's snail secretions
that people were rubbing onto their faces for glow, hydration
and repair. Slows you down. You want to live in
the letterbox? Just chomped down on the old male a
sorcer of beer. Can you not mention the word secrete?

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How all right? How about period blood face? Do I
teeth filing? People who are filing their teeth at home
with nail files? That's got to be bad for you.
But how about this one? It's a fake navel tattoo.
It's not about joining the navy. The trend of the

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fake belly button tattoo has gained popularity. It's a fake
belly button. It's not a tattoo, it's a sticker. This
is a huge in China. This trend has over thirty
five million views on Insta. The tashes are designed to
create the illusion of a longer leg and a slimmer stomach.
Because what you do so hold on to your stomach now,

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brendan oh, wait for gra stap it so where your
pants sit? Yep? Is kind of for most of us.
Breaks up a little roll and there's a roll underneath.
You've got a substantial rosion. You're breathing in a lot
and now breathe out Brendan. What this does, though, is

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you tuck your actual navel into your pants, tuck your
navel into your pans below the belt line. And because
the bit that slimmest on your torso apparently is above
your actual navel, because around your navel you might have
some stomach fat. So what this does is you put
this above your navel. So you tuck your actual gut
into your pants and you put this fake navel above that.

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And so what that does, It's creates an illusion of
a longer leg, a slimmer stomach, often used in conjunction
with high waisted pants. Okay, here's a picture. Let me
show you a picture. I've got one on my phone.
I thought we said no phones in the studio. So
that's a fake stick on navel that her navel is
actually way under. Will be good for that, Sam Smith,

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he wears the pants high does he wears, So you
wear the high pants. But this gives you an illusion
that you're wearing low pants. It's like a Bond villain.
But the superfluous nipple, remember that superfluous belly button. So
if you go home with someone and get undressed, be
like unflating a zodiac. And why do you have two navels?

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And if you want to put it onto your chin,
people think of had an extreme face lift. That's a
nice bow tie.