🇳🇴 Why Is Everybody Obsessing Over Erling Haaland?

Who is Erling Haaland?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to talk about the Earling Harland. I don't
know how many people before the World Cup knew of
Arlin Harland Erling Harland. He is a famous Norwegian soccer
player and he plays obviously, I think he plays with Manchester,
is that right? Right, So he's you know, world famous,
but in circles outside of soccer. I don't know how

(00:20):
many people knew him. Now the whole world is in
love with him. He has the roughest him in the
history of the universe. But he's ugly cute, right, That's
what the Japanese term for these kinds of rat hot.
Not rat hot, he's probably shrek hot. I would say,
I've made that up. But he's got a shrekish appearance
about him. But he's quirky and he's funny, and that's
why people are just loving him. Here he is on

(00:42):
the field, he's a support from Munafta was Harland's. It's
taken him less than half an hour to score his
first ever World He's got about a gazillion of them.
He's got like a top Knine, yeah, rangement, and I've
seen a whole lot of ballet like dance. Mom saying
how does he keep it in place. You know, I

(01:02):
don't know how he keeps that that hair, alastic band
and a bobby pin. Yeah, but then it was that
easy one. And all dance moms know that he earns
roughly the equivalent of one hundred and twenty million Australian
dollars a year a year, so he's absolutely loaded. His
quirky style has been hilarious. People have loved watching him

(01:25):
tut tote around his burken handbags. His Umeze handbags is
Chanelle handbags. He's loving all of that stuff. He got
off the plane in Oslo when the team had to
head home carrying a stuffed raccoon that's drinking a bottle
of whiskey. He bought that at a Country and Western
store in Dallas, YEP. With a T shirt that said

(01:45):
YO can kiss my Dallas. So he's unusual and people
have loved that about him. One of the stories that
has emerged is that when he was fifteen, he was
in a rap group with two other soccer playing friends teenagers.
The band was called flow Kings with the Z on
the end right and they had a song, a rap

(02:08):
song called Kyo Joe Joe Kyogo Joe. So I want
to get it right, Kyogo Joe. Would you like to
hear a snippet Brendan? Not really here it is just
come slipper, dance man. Wow, you might start a lawsuits

(02:32):
dance Monkey right while you get dance Monkey. I'll tell
you more about that. So during the World Cup, Norwegian
DJ said he'd remix that if Harland scored against Brazil,
which he did. So that song has been remixed and
re released and it's gone to number one on Spotify

(02:54):
in Norway. Do you want to hear the remix goes
like this? Okay, dance Bunky. What are you saying, Brendan?
I think which one came first? She's she had worked

(03:18):
on Dance Monkey for a long time. But this was
a song that's almost ten years old. No, it was
not ten year Are we nowelve? If Harland was did
this song? When right? I'm making you do a lot
of work. I'm the one that happened in the warehouse.
If this happened when he was fifteen, and I don't
know how old he is now, that's of no use
to you. It all right? Which song came first? How

(03:39):
long is a piece of string? Ryan? Quickly? Because I
was a busker for a long time. That's right, did
she she's had that? She could have started playing that
when she was ten, who knows? Yeah, okay, I'm going
to need to do extensively almost God, just what year?
What's not about that? If she was busking with it
years before that? An old maid from Norway just got
off his own laut and heard it. Come on, if

(04:01):
you going to slag him, you can slag all of
us were okay, Well the song was officially released in
twenty nineteen, twenty nineteen, and how old was Harlan in
twenty nineteen? Okay putting it in? What would you rather
hear me run to chemist's warehouse? Or right? He was
nineteen years old. So dance Monkey came out first. There

(04:24):
you go, just saying, what are you saying? I understand
Adam Hill's the whole thing. He happened that can of
worms with. Well, you're saying that it's in the old
gum tree. You're saying the dance Monkey came before this. Yes,
and so he's just an idiot kid, so who cares?
It doesn't matter, he's he's worth a motza. Okay, Well,
I look forward to you taking him to court, and
how popular you will be. You'll your he'll have your Ermes,

(04:46):
you'll have your head in Erme's bag. You'll be the
raccoon in his came around the stuffed right