👻 Woman Marries Victorian Ghost But Divorces Him After His Affair With Marilyn Monroe

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're talking about romance of sorts. I guess we was
married at first sight, but what about this. This is
the woman who married a Victorian ghost. And I don't
mean from the state of Victoria. I mean from the
Victorian for the golden days, ye olden days. This is
a quote from her. Our relationship has always been turbulent
from the beginning, with the stark contrast contrast of him
being threatening and possessive and then.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Pretty massago back in the Victorian era.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
She said, I slowly began to tire of being married
to a free spirit because all the movies show how
sex it would be to have a relationship with someone,
even if it's a spirit that's completely obsessed withold was
that that? And what? It was?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
A ghost? But he was in the wrong time, City
of Angels. He was a ghost.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, he's an angel? And then not from Daryl and
he Hello Daryl?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Was he?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And then she died and then years aybe she's running
a push bike down the road, all happy because he's
come to life, and she's got her hands off like
some sort of e bike esh, and she goes straight
in on a semi trailer.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
So would he go back to be an angel? He
got a few dodged a bullets there. We didn't have
to spend eternity together. Well, what's happened to here? This woman?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm not bumping myself off, you huff.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
This woman is now getting a divorce. She is forty
years old from Oxfordshire. She said their marriage began to
fall apart because he became increasingly hostile towards her. And
this is what else is happening. He can probably this
is the thing he can flirt with anyone. She claims
he had an affair with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe.

(01:31):
You know how she knew, Well, he'd first become obsessed
with the late actress when he allegedly saw Marilyn Monroe
in the chapel on the day of their wedding. So
she's marrying this Victorian ghost and on that day he
sees the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. This marriage was doomed.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
So she's in a chapel by herself.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yes, she's not going to put flower on the floor
and see if there's footprints. Before long, he began disappearing
for days on end and then he'd reappear smelling of
Chanelle five, Monroe's signature perfume.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Right, it's like you know where, it's like the ghost
of Missus Mule, that old show when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
He wore an our gold jumper in the other.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
One and just pop up on you're in the shower.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
No, he never looked in the shower. If you could,
if you could have it off, will flirt with anyone
in the afterlife? Who would it be? Who's sexy and dead?
I'm the name of my new dating show, Sexy.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
There's not really Amy?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
What too many? Oh my goodness, Amy White Way, you
know I reckon. You need to go further back. Look
at our outlander from the you know, the sixteenth that
period of time. What about this Alexander the Great? Apparently
I'd like him to probably have better hygiene and access
to toilets and showers, but he apparently was incredibly would

(02:45):
be good.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
For both of us as well, because he used to
you know, they all did.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
So if he came home smellia Chanel number five. So
which of us is angry? I can't tell the lynx.
That's how you tell