🙈 Would You Rather Accidentally Send Nudes To Your Boss Or Parents?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gold. It's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home. Friday is
as good a day as any to gather round the
water cooler for.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Studies have shown that more information gets passed through water
cooler gossip than through official numbers.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
This radio network's client experience team, formerly known as Radio Sales...
has a Would You Rather segment, and they've got their
whiteboard in their little office there.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, and we sort of all contribute to the Would
You Rathers, but we thought we'd steal that idea for
us and ask you guys to contribute. This is a
hairy one today on every level. It is.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Would you rather accidentally send nudes to your boss or
your parents? I've said I'd rather send it to my
mother because, in our own words, I don't take texts.
I don't do texts. I know she's not going to
see it.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, she might get a carer or someone to open
the phone and have a look. Oh, look, it's a
message from your son.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh, she's got that naughty nurse as well.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Ryan has decided he'd rather his parents saw it all. Yeah, because, Janesy,
you claim you're my boss, so it would mean I'd
have to send it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
How does that differ from any other weekend when you've
bum-dialed me with your bum?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I've chosen parents because I just think work is just
too mortifying. Let's see what you think. Hello, Jake in Adelaide.
Over to you. Would you rather... Accidentally send nudes to
your boss or to your parents?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
There is no way I would want my parents to
see me nude, but my boss, I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
We can go through HR. No one will be able
to talk about it. I think it'll be okay.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Using the wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
You've thought this through.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
The wheels of bureaucracy.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Jake.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Thank you, Jake.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Smart kid. Seb in Bankstown.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Over to you, Seb. Would you rather accidentally send nudes
to your boss or your parents?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'd have to say my parents because, I mean, they've
already seen me naked, given not as a 46-year-old male,
but I would probably rather my.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Parents, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's a bit of a shock, isn't.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
It, really, when you look at it? I wonder if
it's easier for men than women. Let's see what Rachel
in Bendigo thinks. Rachel, boss or parents?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Look, both are mortifying, to be honest, but I'd say
boss because I could always resign. I can't resign from
the family.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh, see, that's clever, too.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Unless you're in the mafia.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, or the Yakuza.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Thank you, Rachel.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Thank you, Rachel. Maybe she is.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Peter's in Claremont.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Hello, Peter. Over to you. Would you rather send nudes
to your boss or your parents?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm thinking the boss.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
You'd rather the boss?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, it's a power move.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
So, Peter, you're saying this because you've got quite the
package of.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Look, we'll let the boss decide once they see the photos.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
We'll see if you turn up at work on Monday
or Monday. All right. Thank you, Peter. And Boris, we'll
wrap it up with you. Boris, would you rather send
them to your boss or your parents?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh, it has to be the boss. It has to
be the boss. I mean, I know his response already.
He will be like, Boris, it's Sam, not Sarah. You've
sent it to the wrong place. That's his absolute answer
every time it's happened before.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
How intriguing, Boris. It's happened before.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You've sent it to the wrong place.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Every weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Time and time again.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well, thank you, everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Because it could be a bit of a thirst trap
thing as well. You know, you sent a little sexy
picture of yourself to the head honcho here.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Next minute. Sacked.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I was going to say you got some more do-re-mi
and you paid back. Oh, as if. Thank you for
being part of.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Water Cooler Chat.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Water Cooler Chat.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
See you around the water

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Cooler for Water Cooler Chat Day.