🤯 Your CRAZIEST Conspiracy Theories (That Kind Of Make Sense)!

These ones are surprisingly good!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Here we go again. We've got our tin hats on.
I think people said last time I looked like I
was having my foils done at work. This time I've
fashioned it into like a soldier, like a Robin Hood
style hat.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
What are you thinking, Well, someone's been robbed.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
We look pretty good, right what you've turned your sideways?
The Sea Captain look it looked more like a housemaid.
But their foil. It'll keep our good thoughts in and
stop the universe's madness coming in.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
My brain is going to overheat.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, look, we've had so much response to tin hat Tuesday,
and I'm not making this up. We had over five
million views across our socials and all the conspiracy theories
people have been there from last week, from last week,
so we thought we'd do it again. Actually, if you're
wondering how this went down last week, put your foil
on and have a sneak peek.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I have always believed that Lady Guy is still alive
and is in a nursing home somewhere in France.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
My biggest conspiracy theory is there's not three hundred and
sixty five days in. I was obsessed with Michael Jackson
as a child, and I genuinely believe that transition of Look,
that's not the real Michael Jackson. That's the caliber of
what we're looking for here, that's what we're after. We
had a stack of these on our socials. Can I
read you some of it? This one was from Greg
another media outlet, trying to make us truth tellers look

(01:26):
like nut jobs because they're all corrupt. And now let's
read on this one's from me.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You know, he's talking about us. He's talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Us about this one. Mate. If you think there's a
conspiracy theory, try working out how a bus that comfortably
sits two people each side, with an aisle down the middle,
making that space significant larger than a cab in a car,
still fits on a standard road because as true, a
bus is the same width as a car and it's

(01:57):
one seat console in a bus to a breast with
a giant aisle.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Because a bus is built like a bus, there's a
certain standard for vehicles in Australia, so a bus is
as wide as a semi trailer and a car is
narrower than.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
A bus, but not much. If you're behind a bus
in traffic. Not much? How about this one? This is
from Ashy. I'm a flat earther girl, but I also
find the panda theory fascinating that they don't exist. Panda
theory is a conspiracy, that the existence of pandas is
a hoax. Why Brendon and I don't know? What about
this from Bruce that the mark to fill up laundry

(02:36):
detergent is purposely higher than it should be, so you buy.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
That sounds legit. It's like the rinse and repeat. Then
you don't need to rinse and repeat. And this is
the dishwatch of people.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Don't point at people do well?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
They say, I don't rinse the plate, so you don't,
and then there's all junk on it. And you know
why because then you use another dishwation what they.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Say, and it needs something to grab onto. That's why
you have to keep the muck on it.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
They buy you with big finish.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You tell me? How about this from Doug Avril Levigne
died and was replaced by a clone called Melissa. I
like the specifics. There's a couple more. That the Kardashian
sisters keep their brother Chubby so they can use his
fat for their injections fat Rob and Dave. I really
like this one. Bigfoot is actually just naturally blurry. That's

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why there are no good photos.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
That too sounds legit

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Fit in a bus