Lisa & Russell: There's Also Long Man Flu

Lisa and Russell kicked off the show with a recap of their day - Lisa endured a trip to the dentist, while Russell had grand plans for a relaxing afternoon… until surprise birthday present shopping threw a spanner in the works. Tune in for the laughs!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
How are you feeling today? Well, I went to the
dentist yesterday. As you know, Oh you had to leave
a little bit early, didn't you.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, mouth scene too, and there is I mean, it
was just, you know, just a six month leave clean.
But oh, the scraping. I almost think perhaps I need
to give up coffee.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Nah, forget it, but you know it's going to happen.
I'll take I'll take the six months scraping things.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
There's no pain or anything really anymore. Dentists are amazing
these days, and they have these amazing gizmos that clean
it with water, you know, high pressure, but there's still
the scraping and the scraping inside your head. Oh, toe curling.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
That was my day. How was yours? Well, I was
supposed to have an easy day because you know how
like because I'm still in recovery mode of course, and
you know how there's long COVID. Well there's also long
man flu. Yes, and I am and as we know,
it could kill you. So I'm teetering on the air

(01:01):
and I thought, look, I knew I had one thing yesterday.
I get that out of the way, and then I
haven't and well then I could have a sleep in
the afternoon, just a bit of you know, to help
help myself recovery and reach out. And and in fact
it was before we didn't finished on air yesterday. I
think it was about ten to nine, remember, and you

(01:22):
look at me anyway, what's wrong? And I went, well,
we've got an authodontist appointment which is popped up at two.
I gotta drive my daughter to the gym, so I'll
drop her off there. Oh, by the way, Jack's mate's
got a birthday party. Haven't got a present? Can you
go and get a present? Sure, okay, I'm going to

(01:43):
get a present. What do we need something from? Out
of Conda? Uh? Sure? I know my way around Anaconda.
Not but I'm learning ada because his mates loves hiking
with his dad, which is a great thing. I love that,
But I don't know anything about that anyway, So I
wandered around Anaconda for a while and finally work something out,

(02:05):
just getting tireder and tirer and oh no, no, no no.
Then I had to get my son after school. Then
I had to take him to the you know, the party.
Then I had to go back and get my daughter
from the gym. And then I had to take her
across to the orthodontist. Okay, come back, Look there was
a little side, little side thing. I did happen to

(02:27):
notice that Penfold's Canungar Hill was on special Dan Murphy.
So I did I might have duck, I might have
I might have done something for myself. Fair enough, I'm
backed in and got the specials from from Dan Murphy's. Yeah,
then I had to go and take to the party,
and then before I knew it, the sun was starting
to go down. I went, I think to open one
of those pen problems. I think I just lost my day.

(02:52):
So yeah, look, I'm not as recovered today as I
could have been had I not been loaded up with
all these jobs. But that's life is a ad, and
I guess Baron, I'll talk about that later. God. So anyway,
teeth scraping, and you know what Dad Murphy's red wine
is there? Well, coffee and red wine. I'll take the

(03:14):
six months scraping. There are many Dad vices these days.
I'm not giving them up anyway. Not that I'm complaining, well,
just a little bit, but I do not want anything
on my to do list apart from my Spanish lesson today.
Nothing else