BAD SANTA

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Andrew Wildblood is bad sad day he Andrew, how you
go mate?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good morning all. It's nice to be known as bad Hunter.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Brilliant.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Now sixteen days till Christmas, the Bad Santa Delivery survey
is out money. We're a nation of crappy Christmas gift givers,
according to Andrew.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
You've got the list there for Queensland.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, and you know what, it's the poor women in Queensland.
They receive the most crappy gift sixty nine percent of
poor gifts for the Queensland women and slightly up slightly
more than the Queensland men at sixty seven percent. But
the interesting thing is where Queensland are making these decisions from.
Can you believe this? Nine percent of Queenslanders make last

(00:44):
minute online gift purchases from the toilet. You're doing it
in the duney unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I know these because people take their phones in.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
The toilet all the time. Kids, Not to do that exactly.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I tell everyone, no rises in the bathrooms whatsoever. Okay,
so what's the scenario We're sitting around having a chat,
someone grabs the ifone need to go to the toilet,
or did you buy Janell a present, yea literally toilet
on the toilet, better get jail something I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, of course we all know that women are always
have better hygiene. And it's the Queensland men eleven percent
or twice as likely to make that last minute purchase
from the toilet compared to the women. You know what
if they're not If the women aren't making it from
the toilet, they're making it from the bed. So if
you don't make it from the toilet, forty six percent
of Queensland women are likely to make the decision for

(01:37):
purchasing from their bed.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I've done that, I've done that.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, I've bought it in the morning. What time a day?
Is this all weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Like if I'm there and everyone's had their breakfast and
I'm having my coffee, and if I've got to buy anyone,
or if I sometimes i'm scrolling, I'll see something and think, oh, okay,
yeah I'll buy that for such and such.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
So you're right, all right, continue bad center.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, you know, and what are they making poor decisions
on what gets through turned well? Fashion, wrong size, wrong
fit clothing sixty eight percent, footwear doesn't fit or suit
my style sixty three percent people chasing old school games,
outdated media, wrong console CD, video games that can't be
used fifty four percent. Cheap perfume and after shape.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Come on, queens might better than that other's perfume called
we garden. Once lost my life.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well maybe and you kept it or you returned it and.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
She wore it. I didn't wear it.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I bought it in because he didn't believe me. And
I also returned to partner who gave it to me.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
So yeah, kitchen gadgets. You know, Queenslanders, you don't need
a banana peeler thirty six percent. Just peel a banana
or books do you know what I mean? When?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
So self help books thirty six percent. But you know, Queenslanders,
I know you're always you know, living in New South Wales,
we love a state of origin. How do you compare
against the rest of the states. Well, forty percent of
Queenslanders have regifted, including seven percent who admit doing it
multiple times, and jen Z's are the worst at this,

(03:11):
but by comparison, By comparison, South Australians are the worst.
Fifty seven percent of South Australians are regifting, and actually
twenty percent of South Australians are doing it on the toilet.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Bad Cenna. We're gonna have to live it there, Andy.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Wild Blood on Great, have a great Christmas.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Merry Christmas, I think the right gifts. No, we will
make sad