The Human Washing Machine

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This was at the Osaka Expo in Japan. Money very scientist.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, so yeah, have a listen to this. It's going
to hit the market in Japan. So this is coming. Okay,
So don't just think we're sitting here speaking rot This
is actually coming. Developed by Jacket, a Japanese tech company
called Science. It's a capsule style device that lets uses
li inside like a washing machine. Right, you close the
lead and enjoy a full body cleanse have a listened to.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Our reporter tries out the human washing machine of the future.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Have a good trip.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I'm going in. Water is slowly coming inside now.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Sensors measure heartbeat and music and video is played according
to the user's mind.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Is there lights in there? Little mood lights like a spama.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You can watch a movie while it la.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
The tub has turned cloudy white. Apparently tiny bubbles will
wash me all the way to my old pauls.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
It uses technology to generate extremely small bubbles which left
up dirt and impurities to clean the user's entire body.
The washing takes fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
The hand you will open welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh look he's spotlessless but it doesn't speak like the
washing machine.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
You're on inside the washing machine.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Could you imagine we wouldn't be clean, you'd be throwing
up in there, be terrible anyway, Just he does, look kafy.
It's the voice that he's enjoying that way too much.
This is going to cost you about three hundred and
eighty five thousand dollars right to have one of these
human washing machines where you immerse yourself and it does
it for you. Super squick.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I can't get over his boys.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
He was enjoying that way too much anyway. Yeah, obviously
the water drains and out you go, and yeah, it's
the human washing machine. But I don't know, is there
something else that we've got, as you said, household products
that you could use for yourself instead of putting the
lamb roast in the oven? I mean, you get in there.
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Rob's on the line.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Rob, what's what's your appliants? You want to get inside?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I would like a toaster and I get down there,
turn it on and it'll be nice and warm, and
then it pats me out straight into a big bath tub.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Wintertime obviously not now now, it'd be a bit more
than toasty. But yes, wintertime, first thing in the morning,
thaw out the in the toast, the blood running, I
reckon like a cannon ball, shoot to rub out across
the lounge room, ready to go for the day or
the bath.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Pandas in all my gay panda made. Say what's the
appliance you'd like to jump on in?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
They have to wash you.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You couldn't wait for the wrist, that little part that
flies around inside that's like the sprinklerves.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Could you imagine you'd be there?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
You're not going to have bases. They're going to agree
be more just too much information.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
It's a different version of the human washing machine. I know. Well,
I've always wondered what goes on in a dishwasher? You know,
you never find a dishwasher with the glass front.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
You haven't seen it?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Very true, isn't it very very true? Yeah? Or in
today's climate that we've had going on in the last
little wit, Yeah, you could have instead of air on,
just a fridge, like a fridge that you slide stride
straight into a nice little comfy sleep. See you got
your TV, got your internet inside and that little panel
where you just open the door and someone hand you
a snack or a drink. You wouldn't need to leave.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's an upgrade on the man cave.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's