September 10, 2024 • 5 mins
"Are You Faking It?" Ali Calls Out Max's Back Injury
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's Max Burfert living on a prayer. That's all anybody
wants to know. Here of courses on the sick list
for the second day after well supposedly hurting his back
playing footy? Is that what we're going with, Burjo?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah? Or playing footy over the age of thirty, yeah,
also a possibility.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
He's with us right now, darling, Dear Max, how are
you feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Wait to get me on the right foot early, guys,
I'm already rolling my eyes. Nice to know that my
pain is being felt by you in the office.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh your pain. Honestly, we were chatting about you, just
so you know, in the meeting after the show yesterday
and the sentence I was back in at work four
days after having my boob chopped off, Salie.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't want to be the guy, but like, can
you walk with no boom? I can't walk, mate, Mate.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
What's all right?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We're happy to We can bring you a studio there
you can do it on the Actually.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
The bosses did say if you're not back tomorrow, we
might come to your house and broadcast.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Great. Can't wait to have you here, as will be thrilled.
It will also be thrilled to have you guys rocking
up at five o'clock for the meet.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
When my mum was in hospital with bulging discs, I
learned something from the doctors. They kept asking you what's
your pain score? I'm going to ask you, Max, what
is your pain score?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
To be honest, I sit here right now, and if
I'm in the right position, quose to zero as soon
as I stand up and like twist one degree to
the wrong side. Thirty five, Well, forty eight yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, we're getting better, so you should be back in
three and a half weeks. I think if we keep
working this way.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
The amount of the amount of pills I've got in
front of me, I reckon, I could I could be
a chance a siggy charge tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Just be careful you are not doing a deep fake
video with all of those that are out.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I've seen this and I think he's barking up the
wrong tree.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
All right, be listening to maz and you'll know exactly
what we mean by that now. In the meantime, though,
in all seriousness, mate, we all just want you to
get better. So we actually got a couple of well
wishes for you. Yeah, starting with our big boss South
African Steve.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Maxie a little bit annoyed hoping to log your time sheets.
Can you please lug your sick leave? Can you also
put in your time sheets? So hr stop messaging me
and please put in your claims as well. I'm not
your mother, monsieur, please come back. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Hey, it's Massy from the newsroom. Oh Max, welcome to
the golden age. Well you don't just get gray hairs,
but you also hurt your back. I mean, let's be smart.
Well Maxwell, not so smart. You clearly hurt your back,
not by playing footy on the weekend. You bent over
to tire shoe lace and you just.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Did your back. We've all done it, We've all been there.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Come on, Max, we all have to get up early
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You should be here.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey Max, it's Michelle Murphy. I am so sorry to
hear that you're not here. It makes absolutely zero.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Impact on my day. But yeah, get better.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh great, we love we love you as sincerity from
very Someone wants me to put in time seats so
that he has less work too. Man says I can't
tie my shoes and Michelle, well, I mean stuff you
as well, Michelle.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And do you know what I've been able to eat
junk food without having a whistle blown in my face.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This is one of the funnier things ever that's going around.
We were a very tight little team in here, but Burgo,
you were trying to, you know, just slim down and
look after your body, and we're trying to help you.
So Ma's got a whistle like a referee whistle. And
every time you look at food, he blows at you.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Every time Burgo walks in the morning with a tim
sam and he's to be honest, he's lovely. He's a sharer,
he's a feeder. He'll walk in with three tim pans
or three hot chocolates and say who wants one.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And hopefully everyone says no.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, So here it is. That's my wish. I've missed
it greatly.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm surprised you don't have about home, Eliza.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I'm feeling. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What I foils down to, though, Maxie is I think
everyone here thinks like you're not digging holes, you're not
on a job site radio. You could be sitting down
and laying down and just having a yard on the air.
So people think it's a bit of an ordinary excuse,
weak excuse Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Do people think that, or do you guys think that
to most of the people at home who have had
maybe some sort of back injury in the past. Go,
I completely understand what he's going through it and you
guys are just being slight dicks to me, or well,
let's throw it out there.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Thirteen one O two three. Yeah, is this a grabby excuse?
And what's the worst one that you've used to get
out of the show.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, thirty one O two three. If you are one
of the three lovely nurses at Jones and Partner's Radiology
this morning at the Calvary that gave me an MRI
at seven am, so as well, you guys are welcome
to call.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Through cool now thirty one O two three, Come on,
one of those excuses he used to get out of
where we've actually got tickets to David Williams up for grabs.
The good news is is that Max Burfor was desperate
to go and see this. But you know he won't
be able to do that. Oh, you won't be able
to go to the port game on Friday night. All
these things that you're missing out on me.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Do you guys want me to come back to work
or Do you just want to put me in a gravy?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Are you Max
Here's Max Burfert living on a prayer. That's all anybody
wants to know. Here of courses on the sick list
for the second day after well supposedly hurting his back
playing footy? Is that what we're going with, Burjo?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah? Or playing footy over the age of thirty, yeah,
also a possibility.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
He's with us right now, darling, Dear Max, how are
you feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Wait to get me on the right foot early, guys,
I'm already rolling my eyes. Nice to know that my
pain is being felt by you in the office.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh your pain. Honestly, we were chatting about you, just
so you know, in the meeting after the show yesterday
and the sentence I was back in at work four
days after having my boob chopped off, Salie.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't want to be the guy, but like, can
you walk with no boom? I can't walk, mate, Mate.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
What's all right?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We're happy to We can bring you a studio there
you can do it on the Actually.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
The bosses did say if you're not back tomorrow, we
might come to your house and broadcast.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Great. Can't wait to have you here, as will be thrilled.
It will also be thrilled to have you guys rocking
up at five o'clock for the meet.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
When my mum was in hospital with bulging discs, I
learned something from the doctors. They kept asking you what's
your pain score? I'm going to ask you, Max, what
is your pain score?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
To be honest, I sit here right now, and if
I'm in the right position, quose to zero as soon
as I stand up and like twist one degree to
the wrong side. Thirty five, Well, forty eight yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, we're getting better, so you should be back in
three and a half weeks. I think if we keep
working this way.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
The amount of the amount of pills I've got in
front of me, I reckon, I could I could be
a chance a siggy charge tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Just be careful you are not doing a deep fake
video with all of those that are out.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I've seen this and I think he's barking up the
wrong tree.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
All right, be listening to maz and you'll know exactly
what we mean by that now. In the meantime, though,
in all seriousness, mate, we all just want you to
get better. So we actually got a couple of well
wishes for you. Yeah, starting with our big boss South
African Steve.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Maxie a little bit annoyed hoping to log your time sheets.
Can you please lug your sick leave? Can you also
put in your time sheets? So hr stop messaging me
and please put in your claims as well. I'm not
your mother, monsieur, please come back. Thanks.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Hey, it's Massy from the newsroom. Oh Max, welcome to
the golden age. Well you don't just get gray hairs,
but you also hurt your back. I mean, let's be smart.
Well Maxwell, not so smart. You clearly hurt your back,
not by playing footy on the weekend. You bent over
to tire shoe lace and you just.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Did your back. We've all done it, We've all been there.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Come on, Max, we all have to get up early
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You should be here.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey Max, it's Michelle Murphy. I am so sorry to
hear that you're not here. It makes absolutely zero.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Impact on my day. But yeah, get better.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh great, we love we love you as sincerity from
very Someone wants me to put in time seats so
that he has less work too. Man says I can't
tie my shoes and Michelle, well, I mean stuff you
as well, Michelle.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And do you know what I've been able to eat
junk food without having a whistle blown in my face.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This is one of the funnier things ever that's going around.
We were a very tight little team in here, but Burgo,
you were trying to, you know, just slim down and
look after your body, and we're trying to help you.
So Ma's got a whistle like a referee whistle. And
every time you look at food, he blows at you.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Every time Burgo walks in the morning with a tim
sam and he's to be honest, he's lovely. He's a sharer,
he's a feeder. He'll walk in with three tim pans
or three hot chocolates and say who wants one.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And hopefully everyone says no.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, So here it is. That's my wish. I've missed
it greatly.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm surprised you don't have about home, Eliza.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I'm feeling. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What I foils down to, though, Maxie is I think
everyone here thinks like you're not digging holes, you're not
on a job site radio. You could be sitting down
and laying down and just having a yard on the air.
So people think it's a bit of an ordinary excuse,
weak excuse Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Do people think that, or do you guys think that
to most of the people at home who have had
maybe some sort of back injury in the past. Go,
I completely understand what he's going through it and you
guys are just being slight dicks to me, or well,
let's throw it out there.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Thirteen one O two three. Yeah, is this a grabby excuse?
And what's the worst one that you've used to get
out of the show.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, thirty one O two three. If you are one
of the three lovely nurses at Jones and Partner's Radiology
this morning at the Calvary that gave me an MRI
at seven am, so as well, you guys are welcome
to call.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Through cool now thirty one O two three, Come on,
one of those excuses he used to get out of
where we've actually got tickets to David Williams up for grabs.
The good news is is that Max Burfor was desperate
to go and see this. But you know he won't
be able to do that. Oh, you won't be able
to go to the port game on Friday night. All
these things that you're missing out on me.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Do you guys want me to come back to work
or Do you just want to put me in a gravy?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Are you Max
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