August 31, 2026 • 47 mins
Go & Get Stuffed! Kip hates the new E-Bike & E-Scooter laws; the stupid arguments Kip & Corey have with their kids; Corey's surprise...and ultimatum; Aussie animals are awesome; pheromone-maxxxing and the pain-threshold gets confusing...for one of us
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Rob and Kip and Corey Oates on Demand, the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You nearly forgot your own name.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I did.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I certainly forgot the sequence in which I was supposed
to say it. Where do I go?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
In the middle.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What's my name?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
In the middle.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Now, what have we got at halftime, Rob?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, both Corey and I have found this independently.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's just about the craziness of Australian animals.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah. But just, you know, if.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Anyone comes from overseas, they're already impressed by our beautiful birds. Yes. Because,
you know, when you're comparing a lorikeet to a pigeon.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
True.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You know we're winning.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Or, you know, like an exotic wombat or platypus to
a squirrel.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And even our aggressive birds. I heard a beautiful magpie
this morning. Man, their song is lovely.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It was just in the tree, but.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I was like, you know, never mind the fact
that it's going to be dive-bombing the kids in a
couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It eats, you know, the most disgusting things in the world.
But apart from that, they're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
They're beautiful. So this is just the crazy, crazy stuff
about Australian animals.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'll do it at halftime.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What needs to go and get stuffed? What's happening in
your life?
Speaker 7 (01:02):
I've got one just because I've noticed that no matter
what I'm wearing, If I start chainsawing or if I
just go and check something, I will continue with that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And I wore really nice clothes yesterday. You're an idiot.
Why would you do that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
They're a garden clothes for a reason.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I bet you you've got gardening clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But you never put them on, do you?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
I just forget that I'm wearing nice clothes that you
probably can't get oil out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So chainsaw is stuck.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Of all of that conversation, it's chainsaw. And I just
Googled it's a.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's rated R? Is it?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Amanda out of Flagstone.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Hey, Amanda.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Morning.
Speaker 9 (01:47):
The rocks at my friend's son's school can go and
get stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
The rocks. The rocks. Why? What happened?
Speaker 9 (01:53):
We had a little preppy tripped over a rock and
broke his arm in three places.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (01:59):
And we are supposed to be going on a cruise
in 35 days, so they've had to reschedule. We're still going,
but they had to reschedule.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh. Rocks.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, that's bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 10 (02:12):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Amanda, am I getting this correct?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
You're not telling it because it broke his arm. You're
doing it because your friends can't now go on the
cruise with you so you can enjoy it with them?
Speaker 11 (02:22):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's really affecting you.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Ruby out of Caboolture, what can go get stuffed?
Speaker 12 (02:34):
So for me, it's kids' toys that come with 847
cable ties.
Speaker 13 (02:38):
Oh!
Speaker 14 (02:38):
Yes!
Speaker 12 (02:38):
I think that's a true.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You can get stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Like how many scissors and Stanley knives do you need
to take out one toy?
Speaker 13 (02:47):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I wonder why that is. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, the packaging is out of control.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Isn't it ridiculous? Like, what are you keeping it from?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And that's the scary thing is, like, if you leave
your kid to it as well, and then all of
a sudden, like, they yell out, Dad, Dad, can I
get a knife?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
And you're like, what? Hang on.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm coming.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
I just lately thought I can just go and grab scissors.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Ah, woo.
Speaker 13 (03:11):
Woo!
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Woo!
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm cutting. You see that awkward way they're holding scissors?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
No, I'm just like, I'm cutting. I'm cutting.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Catherine out of Nunda, what can go get stuffed?
Speaker 11 (03:24):
Well, on Saturday, I was so excited to get tickets
to an event that cost me over $ 700 through a
ticket organisation.
Speaker 13 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
I received a confirmation email with no tickets attached either
by email or through my app.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 11 (03:36):
I phoned the company on Saturday three times and they
told me I need to speak to the manager of
the event. Of course, they didn't work on weekends. After
phoning three organisations and seven emails yesterday that are linked
to this event, I finally received an email saying that
the tickets should have not been released until mid-October.
Speaker 13 (03:57):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But they took your money.
Speaker 11 (03:58):
They took my money, yeah. So the managing company have
guaranteed that my seats are secured and will get the
tickets mid-October. Stressing all weekend, this could have been a scam,
and the customer service from the ticket organisation can go
and get stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That can go and get stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
What event for $ 700?
Speaker 11 (04:17):
I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, yeah, you don't know how to identify the ticket people.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
It's in Brisbane.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 11 (04:23):
It's in Brisbane.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Or you try not to identify the... type of event.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Yeah, except they can go get stuffed.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They can.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That is awful though. You want to get some good tickets.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And get some good seats. I've got another one to
throw in the mix. Golf.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Do you have a bad day?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Oh, man.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I was so bad on Friday at our golf day.
We should talk about that later.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Really?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I just, it's like, I got no right to be good.
I haven't played in a long time.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But your estimation of your capacity was much higher than
your ability.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I didn't realize that I was like, Yeah, I must
have major problems physically and mentally.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
He does have major problems in general, for one.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
But aiming and hitting the ball where he's aiming is
a massive problem.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Didn't you do it, Ambrose? Didn't it only matter if
only one person got it in?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, but it still hurts.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It just was never you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Because there'd be often, very often, because it was a
corporate day, there'd be people watching you.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This was Friday, by the way.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, so people watching how awful you are.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Did Corey save your day?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well, yeah, we took a lot of Corey shots, but
he was awful sometimes too.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I started getting a few, you know, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Beer does that to you.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
At one stage, I think I walked through the bush
because I was I was watching some races.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh, my goodness. Actually, I will say, in my defense,
one of my backswings, in the middle of my backswing,
so you know when everyone's quiet on a golf course?
So I'm swinging back. I'm about ready to come down
and make contact, and I hear, coming.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Out the side down.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
He's playing races on his phone.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh, my goodness. Maximilian's coming down the outside. I'm like,
this is not golf.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Robin, Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So yesterday we were talking with Alana from the newsroom
because the rules are now being enforced, the new scooter
e-bike rules, which basically you've got to be 16 and
over and you've got to have your learners to ride
most e-bikes and scooters.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But the kicker for you was children under 12 just
cannot be on an e-scooter.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Absolutely. So parental guidance is okay if you're 12 to 16,
so you've got your parent with you or guardian. But
under 12, which my son is, you cannot. Even if
I'm riding right next to him, he can't ride.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
A scooter or e-bike. I'm okay with that. I know
you're going to be off me. Why? Because I do
look at the dangers with e-bikes. I really do.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
And I'm like, It's fair enough, you know, when a
kid's scootering with his foot pedal and he crashes and
does what he wants because it's your own fault. And
it's the way you learn, I feel. But you don't
have full control of those scooters. Like who's the safe?
You know when you do, you know, the accelerator and whatnot?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Those things can get stuck.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You don't understand what this is going to do to
Kip's life this weekend.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
I know, but I do really agree with this a
lot because I feel like We've gotten a bit relaxy-daisy
with the safety of our kids on those things.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I really do believe that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Counter-argument. When we rode to the Gold Coast the other
day on our push bikes, skinny-tied push bikes. What was
our average speed?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Going downhill?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, just on the flat.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
20, I think?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, our average the whole way was 28 k's an hour.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, and we're adults.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
But that's 3 k's an hour faster than the fastest
scooters allowed to go.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But we're pedaling, though. We're pedaling.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So what's the difference with a crash?
Speaker 13 (07:49):
Sorry, can I just chime in from the newsroom?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Someone.
Speaker 13 (07:51):
Electric vehicles, e-bikes, we're not talking about 20 or 30
k's an hour. They can go up to like 80
k's an hour.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (07:58):
Like this is faster than a car can go.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But I just feel like I understand that. And I
actually do get the rules because kids have been hurting
themselves and a lot of them not wearing helmets. But
that's a side argument. But yesterday I was driving. I
dropped off at his mum's and I was driving back
to my place. I was going down Creek Road, Cannon
Hill at about. 7.30, and two kids pulled up next
(08:21):
to me at the lights on souped-up electric bikes and
have done pop monos at the lights, and they're riding
on one wheel, the two of them, all the way down,
like hundreds of meters. And I was like, you're the
reason that my seven-year-old can't safely ride a scooter next
to me even though it's set, because you wrecked it
for us.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
And I bet you if they were pedaling, they would
have got tired after about five.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Meters of doing that mono.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, but they couldn't have done it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That's what I'm saying. They couldn't do it without the motor. Yeah.
And they won't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But they're wrecking it. Why does everyone have to be punished?
Because those kids want to be dicks.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
This is why it always has happened.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm curious as to how you're going to get home
on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Or ever again. How are you going to get home?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Because I also, yeah, because last year famously after River Fire,
I got a scooter, which I think is illegal anyway.
And to put Rafi on the front. You're not supposed
to do that. But that was the only way for
us to get out of South Bank. It was so packed. Right.
And now it's extra illegal.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I know that there's legal, but it's extra illegal.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, so the solution is to find somewhere this side
of the river.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Not at the South Bank side.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Where everyone's going to be lined up.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Because that's like a funneled area that you have to
get out of.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
True.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Where were you guys last week?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh, at the casino.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Actually, the casino's not bad because you've got the walk
bridge now.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Does that still imply... Where we went was free parking
if you went to this restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
We went to Look Luck.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Look Luck? Is that it? At the Star.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yes. And that was delicious.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
It was beautiful food.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Actually, we could probably have a late night.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Hang on.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
This is working.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Hang on. What day is this again?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
We have the fireworks.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
We have the fun. Then we walk over to Star.
We have a bit of Patsy U, a late night
Patsy U.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
At Look Luck. And you've just got to park.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
We've got the free parking under.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Free parking because you ate it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And Naomi can drive.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
And the girls can drive.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So I can have some beers.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Lots of beers.
Speaker 13 (10:13):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
How did this turn into.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
A good night?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You're full of good ideas.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Thank you, Robin.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Now, I feel like I need to talk about something
where unreasonable fights with your kids. Just unnecessary arguments.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Unreasonable. And then when you go back and think about
how that happened, you go, Why did that happen? Like,
how did we get to where we are?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Which child are we talking about in particular?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh, both of them, but Huxton mainly, actually. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
And it was an instance the other week, or no,
last week, actually, that all I wanted to do was
help him find a charger for his iPad, right?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And it started off by going, where is it? Like,
where is it? And he just started bawling his eyes out,
just screaming.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Was he asking, were you expecting him to help?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I just said, where's your iPad? Where's your charger? Because
it was flat. And he goes, I don't know. I'm like, well,
let's go find it.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
And then this goes on for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 15 (11:16):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So you go, let's go find it. And he, some
little switch in his brain clicked and he thought he
was in trouble.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
He goes, I didn't touch it. I don't know where
it is. And then he goes, where's my charger? I'm like, mate,
I don't know, but can we go find it?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
So you went angry.
Speaker 15 (11:31):
I don't know where it is.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
At this stage it wasn't, no.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
And then he's screaming, balling, and I'm like, get out.
I'm just trying to do a homework, read a book
and that.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I said, get out. So I'm pushing him out of
like this. I'm like, get out, mate. Stop whinging. Stop yelling.
Stop balling. What are you doing? And then he goes,
I said, go in your room. I'm like, I'm not
dealing with this.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
And I said, I want to help you find your charger,
but I want you to help me find it.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I'm not doing it for you. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
It turned into a massive argument and a fight, like
a blue.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I reckon he wanted to punch on the big fella.
I was getting my fists out, but I went, why?
Why did this happen?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Does this not happen to you? Oh, mate, I had
an argument with Raphael, who's seven. This is only two
days ago where he was in the back of the
car and we'd had a pretty good day. Like I just,
you know, I, Like how many times have I yelled
at him in a day is how I sort of.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's my gauge for a good day.
Speaker 16 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
If it's only one or two, it's a good day.
And we were having a good day. And then in
the back, I got the little monitor thing on my
car that says your rear door's open. And so I said, hey, mate,
you haven't closed your door. And so he goes, and
we're at the lights. And so he goes, open it up.
And I look and it's still there. And I go, no,
you haven't. It's still not closed. And I said, oh,
(12:53):
hang on. You climbed in from the other side, didn't you? Okay,
next set of lights, you just climb over and get
the other door.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So he does.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, I don't think it's... No. The door's still open. Okay,
so now I'm like, okay, well, and now I'm checking
my door. No, that's not it. Is it the boot? No,
I pulled over and eventually I went over. It was
his door, the original door that he'd done three times
and hadn't done properly. So now I'm out on the
street and I'm mad.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
So I bang, I slam it and I get back in.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I go, it was your door. It was your door
all along and you didn't do it properly. He goes,
I did do it properly. It's your car's fault.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Where'd that go?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I said, what are you talking about? He goes, it's
because your car's too old, Dad. Your car's too old.
And like an idiot, I buy into it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I should have just ignored it.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I buy back, my car's not old.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's 2021. It's not that old. He goes, well, you're 50.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
And I said, my age has got nothing to do
with my stupid car.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Shut your mouth. And then I'm like, why am I
having this fight? It's just unreasonable. A 13-106-5. It's just
the most ridiculous argument you've had with your kid. You
can't win.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
I reckon Hux, he started this one on purpose the
other day. We had a great weekend, me and Hux,
all day, all weekend. Went to the footy. Went to
Paw Patrol.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah. You know what he did? What? When's mum? Where's mum?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I go, she's out.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Well, I want to hang out with mum. I'm like...
You do realise. Are you serious, man?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You're what?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
They're just picking the one thing that's going to completely
expose you and make you explode.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Why do they do it? Why are they fighting us?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Both of them.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yes. They just know how to needle you.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I just wonder, why do I try?
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I'm just going to be the mean one forever, I think,
and not take him anywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Just for all time. Mum can take him everywhere he wants.
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You know the dad from Matilda? That's going to be
me from now on.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates. In the morning.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
There we go. Enough suspense.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
We've talked about it enough. It's time for your big surprise.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Corey.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And this one has been enabling assisted with your beautiful wife, Tegan.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
So I chat to Tegs a lot and we talk
about all kinds of things. And sometimes I say to her, hey,
what's going on in Corey's life?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
So we can find out just, you know, if there's
stories we can bring to the radio show. And she
sent me a text recently and she said, oh, one
thing that's popped into my mind is I've given up
on having a third child.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Is that right? What's happened with all that?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh, kids are expensive.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Because she really wanted to have a third baby.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And I would just say this is not coming from me, okay?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
This is coming from Tegan.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I'm not being rude and getting.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Into your life. I know. Yep. Yep.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So you've had a lot of conversations?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Well, yeah, but I'm just always about like, you know,
it's just how busy everything's gotten over the last few years.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So she wanted the baby and you weren't sure?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
I wasn't sure just because I'm like, I feel like
what we're giving her to now, I don't want to,
I'm always big on, I don't want to change that.
What our plans are for our kids now, I want
to make sure that if we have another one, it
can be the exact same.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I don't want it to change.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
So she's kind of had to come on board with
that you were really just saying no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Well, no.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I haven't said no for good, but it's– Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, we've got Tegs up.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yes, I believe we've got Tegan on our special mic.
Can you hear us there, Tegs?
Speaker 15 (16:26):
I can. Can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Great. Yes, we've got you.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Loud and clear.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So, Tegs, is that how you remember this conversation going
over the last couple of months?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (16:34):
Yes, definitely.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
And then you were asking that maybe if you were
happy to let go of that dream that you wanted
something else. Is that right?
Speaker 13 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (16:46):
Yeah, I put a high tear into his mind.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I know where this is going. Where's this going? She
wants a horse.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Does she?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Is that what you want?
Speaker 15 (16:57):
Yeah, I suggested a pony for the kids.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Because you live on acreage. You've got lots of space.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
You've got room now, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And where's Corey gone with that with you?
Speaker 16 (17:06):
Well, he did say to me over the weekend that
I can get a pony if he can build the stables,
but I actually want them to stand up.
Speaker 15 (17:14):
So we might– What, he wants to do the construction work?
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Well, yeah, because if I just add a little bit
more to the stables, I can build a bigger shed
and have a gym and sauna.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, so you're actually coming around to the idea of
a pony, having a pony at home.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I love horses.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But it's not just horses, is it, Teaks?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
No.
Speaker 16 (17:33):
Ever since we moved to Acreage, which was about six
years ago, I've been desperate for chickens.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
No. Nah.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No way. I don't want any chooks.
Speaker 16 (17:45):
And the kids have already thought of their names, and
I just can't break their heart.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
And don't the other kids.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
We'll have a few roasts this weekend, then that's all good.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
The other kids at school that are living in similar areas,
have they got chickens, Teeks?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (17:58):
Everyone's got chickens. Everyone's got chickens. They all have their
own eggs. They all use their own eggs.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
That's because all the snakes go to their chicken coop,
so they can have all of them.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
They can have all the snakes and the chooks.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So do you want to know what your surprise is, Corey?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
If it's chickens.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Look at the screens behind us. We have screens throughout
the whole of our studio.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, the cameras are all set up.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Who is that on our screen right now?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
What is it? What are those things?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That is Monty.
Speaker 14 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And she's got a little box full of chickens.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Baby chickens. Let them fly, Monty.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Let them go.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Let them be free. They're free rangers.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Are the kids loving these little chickens?
Speaker 8 (18:34):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
They are.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
They've named them.
Speaker 15 (18:37):
Do you want to know their names?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yes, please.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (18:41):
What are your names?
Speaker 17 (18:43):
Millie, Lily and.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Tilly.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Millie, Lily and Tilly.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Oh, my Lord.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
Yes, Millie, Lily and Tilly. And Huxley has named his Billy...
Arnie and Footy.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And we've named them now, Corey.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, but it doesn't just stop there.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And we should say a huge thank you to Visit
Heritage Poultry and Produce in Moggill for all your poultry needs.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
What do you mean it doesn't stop there?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
They've delivered the chickens for us.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Chickens, feed equipment and open Tuesday to Sunday.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
So where's my racehorse?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, funny you should say that. It is funny.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
If we could pan the camera around a bit further, Corey,
we also have a horse arriving.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
No!
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Today.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's not a little pony.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
This is one of those. Is that a?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Shire horse.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's a shire horse.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
They're like the ones you see on the Castlemaine beer ads.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's a Carlton big horse.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
So outside.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
They're not racing horses.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Outside Corey's house as we speak is. a ute pulling
a horse trailer, and there is a Shire horse as
big as a Clydesdale.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It's bigger than the ute. It's huge.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
That thing's bigger than me.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
And a pony.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh, and a pony too, so the kids could ride one.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And six chickens.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Are they staying?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, mate. Congratulations.
Speaker 15 (20:10):
Monty, here.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Who's building the stables?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Now, hang on. Teegs, I can see Teegs is with
Huxley there. Hey, do you want to ask Huxley how
he's feeling about the horsey and the chickens?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (20:21):
How are you feeling about your new pet?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Good. Good?
Speaker 15 (20:24):
And what about the chickens?
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Good.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (20:28):
Come here.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Talk.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Tell Dad about them.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Good. Good.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Good.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So, Corey, I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And you said that you weren't adverse to the idea.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Of another baby.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So you have a decision to make. Is that right, Tegan?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Either the Shire Clydesdale horse and pony plus six chickens
stay at your house where they currently are.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Or we open a different conversation.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
What are you looking at, mate?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Hey, this is not about me. You have time to
think about it, whether or not you want to keep
the horse and chickens or maybe go for baby number three.
Speaker 15 (21:19):
We could get twins.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Three and four. I can tell you now, if it's
twin oxen, I'm no way of doing that.
Speaker 15 (21:27):
I'm in a padded cell if it's twin Huxley.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Huxley's just smacked his mum for that one too.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
A little smack on the.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Bum.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So decision time. Thank you very much, Tegan. We'll cross
back to you soon. We're going to give Corey some
time to think.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's at your house, Corey. You have two horses.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
How weird is it seeing horses in your backyard right now?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well, yeah, because there's, There's no stable. You can build one. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 16 (21:57):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (21:58):
Snowflake looks a little cold.
Speaker 16 (21:59):
Snowflake looks a little cold, so we might have to
get onto those stables quickly.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
And that, out of this entire conversation, is what you've
taken out of it.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Well, I've realized it's not a racing horse, so it's
not going to make me any money.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
No, I know. Just cost.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Just cost me.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
It's a hobby.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's a hobby horse.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
It's just like most racehorses, they just cost you money.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well, we'll find out. Is it baby number three or
is Corey going to keep the horses and chickens? We'll
find out soon on Kiss 97.3.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Robin, Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Halfway through the podcast. Okay, I should be able to
play this off here.
Speaker 18 (22:36):
Strange, but the animal's a stranger.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
We have the kangaroo, which has three vaginas, the koala,
which has chlamydia, the echidna, which has a four-headed penis,
the wombat, which does cubic poos, and a small marsupial
called an antechinus, whose males mate themselves to death. We
have emus, a large flightless bird, and one time our
government declared war on them and we lost the war.
And then we went to war with them again and
we lost again, making us the only country in the
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world whose.
Speaker 18 (23:00):
Military lost a war to a flightless bird twice.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
We have crocodiles that sometimes swim in our pools and
play in our golf courses. We've got a turtle that
breathes through its genitals. And we have the platypus, which
is a mammal that lays eggs, has a beak, produces
milk without nipples, detects electricity with its bill and has
venomous spurs on its hindlegs. And it's so confusing looking
that naturalists originally thought that someone had stitched several animals
together as a joke. We have a very famous elephant
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seal named Neil the seal who is beloved around the
world for repeatedly arriving in a small Australian town and
absolutely demolishing it. We have the lyrebird, which can imitate anything.
And one time at a zoo, it imitated the sound
of a fire alarm and made an evacuate now announcement.
We have magpie swooping season where all Australians just inherently
know to steer clear of this bird at a particular
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time of the year. because they hold grudges and they'll
also attack you. So now cyclists have made helmets to
prevent magpie swooping. We have hundreds of species of ancient
prehistoric creatures swimming in our seas.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Sharks.
Speaker 18 (23:58):
They're older than trees and dinosaurs.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
We have a fence that is longer than the Great
Wall of China, and it's built entirely to keep dingoes out.
And then we have another fence to keep rabbits out.
We have the world's most dangerous bird, the world's most
dangerous spider, the world's most dangerous snake, the world's most
dangerous octopus, and the world's most dangerous jellyfish. All this
is to say that we should be proud of Australia's
incredible species.
Speaker 18 (24:18):
We wouldn't survive without them.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
They are the backbone of our culture, our history, our
tourism industry and our entire economy and we take that
for granted. So we should really do more to protect
our wonderful wildlife. I've included a list of actions below
and I hope you'll try a few to help us
stop them from falling to extinction.
Speaker 18 (24:37):
Australia, the people.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
So our most dangerous bird, it was a photo of
the casuary.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
They're full on. Are they that dangerous?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I do love that the army took on emus twice.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
And lost. And lost.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
In West Australia, I think it was.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
When was that?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Well, imagine trying to shoot an emu.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Because they've got the huge flumes of feathers as well,
apparently a lot of the bullets would, like, strike the
feathers but not actually hit the birds.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yes, I mean, imagine trying to hit their neck.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Yeah. If it is.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Like, no chance. Like, what are we thinking? But how
funny is that, though? The platypus.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
They thought it was fake.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
They thought it was all these animals stitched together. A bill,
a spur.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Imagine that. You're bringing a platypus and going, no.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
That's not real. What are you doing? What is this
ditch on that thing?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You've got to start again.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You put a beak on it, you're taking the piss.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I didn't know kangaroos had three.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Vaginas?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I didn't know that either. I know they can carry
more than one, you know, joey at the same time.
I guess that's why, right? They can get. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Interesting. We are an interesting country, aren't we?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, I think it's because when it's really drought ridden,
they can't breed.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So then they multiple breed. Yeah, when the times are good.
When the conditions are good.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
So they just really go at it.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Just punch them out. Yeah, right. Well, you're going to
take on one of those big red goats.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
And what about, was it the, oh no, it was
with Adam when we played golf on Friday at a,
at a Brookwater. There is, you know, he's got a
lot of American friends. He's based there. So he went
to take a little video of a kangaroo that was
right there next to us. And the joey that this
thing had was that big. It had like full arms
and legs sticking out of it.
Speaker 15 (26:13):
Buddy, get out.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
It's like, mate, you can walk, you lazy.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Just sit in there. That's like the 35-year-old who hasn't
left home yet.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
That is the joey equivalent of a bum living at home.
Just go and get a job.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Robin, Keith and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Right now at Corey's house, there's a horse float, which
is delivered to horses, and there's also a bunch of
fresh-born little chickens from heritagehatchingandhens.com.au. Your kids have already named
the chickens.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, what have we got? We've got Millie, Lily, Tilly.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yep.
Speaker 13 (26:51):
Billy.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Billy.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Footy. Arnie.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Yes, Arnie.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Footy and Arnie.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm surprised that Huxley didn't name one of them Nathan Cleary.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
That would have been fun. Yeah, Panther or something, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So, and Corey has a decision to make because he
has said he doesn't want to go for baby number three.
And so Teagan said, well, then I want a horse
and chickens.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
So.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
We delivered.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
We delivered.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Like Teague said to me, I've come to terms with her,
but it means that we must have a horse. So
the horse we've delivered, there's a little pony, which is
super cute for the kids. But it's a Shire horse,
so they're as big as Clydesdales. They are the biggest
horses you can– I don't think you could get up
on that horse easily, Corey.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It's huge.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
They're made for, like, drawing wagons, you know, across planes.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
We could remake– Or beer barrels. Yeah, or beer barrels.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
We could remake Lord Fardquad from Shrek and I can
put Renault up.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
On the horse.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Up on that Shire horse. Yeah, that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
That's perfect. So, yes, Corey's got a decision to make
whether the horses go back and he goes for baby
number three.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
What do you think, like in your head, what are
you debating?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Well, because I'd rather think of it for my kids,
so it's, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Well, both those decisions are for your kids.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
I am cruel, but I'm not that cruel.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
And I'd be hard to send Millie, Lily, Tilly and
Billy back, wouldn't I?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
And Arnie and Footy.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And Arnie and Footy. So we'll see how we go. Now,
in the meantime, there's this new thing that we heard
about before the show today called pheromone maxing.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
And what is that?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
It sounds disgusting.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
It's about young men who are no longer using deodorant.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
What's young men? Like teenage?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Teenagers in their early 20s.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
So no more deodorant.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Wait, what?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Also going to the gym before going on a date
and not showering. What do you mean? So that their
bodies produce the most amount of pheromones. Here's one of
the blokes talking about it on TikTok.
Speaker 13 (28:48):
Ever since hopping on, I stopped using cologne and I've
been getting more compliments on my disgusting onion test smell
than ever.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
We're all pheromone maxing in 2026.
Speaker 18 (28:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
The theory behind it is that the stronger a man's
natural mask, the more sexually attractive he is.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Um, like, like, Natural stench.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah. I mean, we're going way back to sort of, well,
not necessarily caveman, but going back to a long time
ago when there was no deodorant.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
The reason why brides. And a man would stink. Yeah,
the reason why brides carried flowers is to cover their stench.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Their own stench.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Their own stench. Like stench was the thing.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Well, I feel like, you know, when it's both, the
men and the women, like they both stink.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
You wouldn't know they stink.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I just can't.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Because it's normal. But like now it's like.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
And you do get. That's disgusting. You do get couples
that hook up on Survivor, you know, that show where
they don't shower and they become couples. And obviously that.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
And they probably fall in love more when they realize, geez,
you smell good with a bit of spray.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
But they get to the point where the stink must
be good.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I am one of these.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
I've lived with my smell my whole life and I
still think it stinks.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
If you ask any of my children, it was one
of the things I was so thingy about as they
were growing up. Like literally, I would sniff test them.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I mean, they thought that was gross and that was
probably fair enough. But I just cannot stand.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I think that's good parenting. Give them a whiff test
before they go out.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
So now they're like, you know, I mean, Christmas presents,
they used to be, you know, like Link's Africa.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Back when that was a thing.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
That used to heal cuts and everything, that Link's Africa.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Have you heard?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I started searching it and I saw another post. you know,
influencers suggesting this thing about pheromones. Pheromones are obviously, you know,
they're working in the background because this is her thoughts
on pheromones sort of in the opposite way.
Speaker 17 (30:47):
If your partner all of a sudden starts to stink,
let me tell you what that means. Pheromones are very,
very real. And the moment your partner starts to smell
like doo-doo, that relationship should end. Your body will tell
you when the partner is not right for you. You
may not want to accept that in your heart or
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in your mind, but your body is literally telling you,
girl next.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well, there is some science around the fact that they put,
some big experiment happened like 30 years ago where they
put scent into a plastic bag for certain and got
women and one of the scents was their actual partner's
natural smell.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
And they were able to pick it and then they
were able to look at the DNA to see how–
appropriately partnered they were.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And it turns out that the scent is the first
thing of attraction. So if someone smells great to you,
then their DNA is possibly going to be able to,
like that's what nature does. You want to find the
greatest match so that you can create the strongest children.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You have a whiff and go, yeah, I can tell
that you're going to be a good provider and you've
got the right genes for me and blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Have they been in a taxi in Brisbane?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Sorry to be a.
Speaker 13 (32:00):
Party pooper from the newsroom, but I did want to
clear up because that TikToker said pheromones are real. There's
no scientific evidence that it's really humans.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
In animals and.
Speaker 13 (32:10):
Insects, yes, but the science is out for humans. The
sense is if you can recognise your partner's scent, is
that linked to nostalgia, comfort?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Because you know the smell.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Memory, yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:20):
But I'm not a scientist, although... The science is out
on human pheromones.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
They just need to have a shower.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
This is an interesting take on pheromone maxing. Judy out
of Logan Lee is on the phone. Now, you're a
cleaner at a school, Judy.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 14 (32:40):
I'm a cleaner out of school, high school, and I
can tell you some of those teenage boys, they stink
so bad it's half a can of Glen 20 and
shut the door for half an hour to go back. Oh, babe,
you are so bad that you dry rich.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Is that in a locker room, Judy, or is that
in the toilets?
Speaker 5 (33:01):
No.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Classroom.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Classroom?
Speaker 14 (33:04):
And the teachers are immune to it. They sit in it.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
They sit in it. They sit in it. Oh, it's
stained their nose. God bless you. God bless you.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Robin Kipp and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Right now, the big surprise happened this morning. Just after 7.30,
we crossed live out to Corey's house. Corey did not
know any of this was happening. We talked to your
lovely wife, Tegan.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, because Teegs had texted me saying that there had
been a lot of discussions in your house and so
this doesn't come from me. So stop sending me mean
DMs that I'm putting you in a corner.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Because Teegs had said that you'd had lots of discussions
about having a third baby and she'd finally come to
terms with not having that happen as long as she
could get a horse and chickens. And so now at
your horse we have delivered... a huge Shire horse, which
is like a Clydesdale, and a pony, and six chickens
(34:02):
who your children have named Millie, Lily, Tilly, Billy, Arnie,
and Footy.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Is the chicken man at my house too?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
No, I think actually the good people at Heritage Hatching
dropped them off. What's that?
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Mitch.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Oh, Mitch is at your house. Mitch is at your house.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Our own rooster is out there. Yes, Mitch is there.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And the good thing is for Father's Day, you can
bring the whole family along to Heritage Poultry and Produce
Immoggle because they're going to have lots of chicken holding.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, you can see. So we've got the cameras crossing
back live to your house right now and we can
see Monty just cuddling one of those.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Little yellow chickens.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
When can I eat one of those?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
So, Corey, can Teaks hear us? I think so.
Speaker 15 (34:42):
Yeah, I can hear you.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Okay, so what's happened over the last half hour as
Corey's been trying to make his decision?
Speaker 15 (34:47):
Let me hear.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Hear?
Speaker 16 (34:49):
Well, the chickens have had a sunbake in their new
house and the kids have been feeding them. The kids
have also fed both horses and the pony has watered
your grass for you, Corey.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now, the grass is actually looking quite dry there today.
I haven't seen your lawn for a while.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That's the dry area up there.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh, that's the dry area. That's where you'd keep the
chicken coop up there in the dry area, I guess?
Speaker 15 (35:12):
Yeah, and I reckon this is where we'd build the stables.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
So, Corey, I mean, it's... It's up to you.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
But it's not really. Like, at the end of the day,
is it really my choice? Come on, Kip, answer my question.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Here's the thing, Teaks. I mean, you've now had the
experience of the two horses and the chickens.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 16 (35:34):
Oh, look, I think the two horses and the chickens
would be great. The kids are so excited. They can
come and feed, do all the feed runs early in
the morning before school.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
Yeah, we eliminate the risk of twins.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Corey just rolled his eyes so hard that all I
could see is the whites. I've never seen you do
that before. But what do you think? Would you like to,
I mean, maybe this is a chance to get what
you really want in your heart of hearts and maybe
you really do.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I want a bar and I want a racehorse.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
What about a third child? What about that? Yeah, what
about a sibling? Hey, what about going for a third
and we'll send these horses and chickens back where they belong?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
And then what, ruin my lives and my kids at
the same time? Because they want the chickens really bad
and then if we get twin Huxes, you know?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I love how if we get twin Huxes is the
rationale behind not having another child.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
It's the fear of one more Hux is real for you, Tegan.
Speaker 15 (36:33):
Oh, definitely. Actually, the fear of two is even worse.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Aren't there twins in the family, too?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Both sides.
Speaker 15 (36:39):
Both sides.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Okay, so what do you got? I mean, talk to
your wife.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Corey, talk to your wife. I can't take the chickens
off the kids now. This is just....
Speaker 8 (36:50):
No.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Why do you hate chickens so much?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I don't. Why don't you want chickens? I just know
chickens bring snakes. Snakes.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Actually, we've had a couple of people say the brown
snakes are back just this weekend.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Oh, beautiful. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 15 (37:01):
But Phil has a shortage of kids.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
We just got fresh chooks.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (37:04):
That are well-built, chicken coop, and you can keep the
snakes away.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Well, Phil, I'll build it off you guys. Start building
that chicken coop, mate.
Speaker 13 (37:11):
You're keeping the chickens.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yay. Everyone's got chickens.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
We didn't actually talk about two horses are staying as well.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
But anyway.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Of course the horses are staying.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah, well, why not?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Let's just start our own farm.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
One of those horses is bigger than a dual cab ute.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Okay, there.
Speaker 16 (37:27):
You go.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
We keep the horses if I get my ten dogs.
Speaker 15 (37:31):
Oh, look, we've got neighbours.
Speaker 16 (37:32):
Okay, so ten dogs might be out of the question.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I'll get two more dogs.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
You can't have a pack.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Because then I'm going to hunt you down.
Speaker 15 (37:39):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Noah's Ark?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
What are you doing?
Speaker 15 (37:43):
On McDonald's farm.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
I just love dogs.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I want ten Marlins.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
One hugs. That's what we get. Okay, so you've got chickens.
So you can tell the kids, Tegan, the chickens are
theirs to stay.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Okay, I will.
Speaker 15 (37:58):
They'll be so excited.
Speaker 16 (37:59):
This is the best Father's Day present for them ever.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Are they there?
Speaker 15 (38:03):
They've actually gone to put them back in their little
house under the lights.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
They're already caring.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh, there's already a house there probably.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I hear they're running up to the house. Look how
happy they are.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yay!
Speaker 6 (38:15):
Robin, Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Okay, I want to hear about the worst pain you've
ever been in.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
It's hard.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm trying to think. The worst pains.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
That was really hard.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Like, Corey, you've got a lot to choose from because
you've hurt yourself in various places.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
What about you? What about that time when it looked
like you had a compound fracture, but it wasn't?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I didn't have one.
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
The only reason I freaked out was when they said
it was a compound, and then I just lost it.
Speaker 15 (38:38):
What's a compound?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Where your bone comes out your skin.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
It was in a game, and it looked like there
was a hole on the top of his thigh or quad,
and it looked like the bone had cracked and come out.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
And it was hurting at the time, but they're like, oh,
I don't know. Just a hole at the moment. Like,
they calmed me down. And then another doctor ran over
and said, let's compound.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
And then I just freaked out.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Because I'm like, my life's over.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
And now all the TV commentators, everyone's freaking out. Everyone's going, oh,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
But yeah, honestly, only because I had to play with it.
I remember, I'd say, your ribs, you know, your ribs, like,
they got the cartilage.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
In the middle.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
I remember I popped my, these two snapped off the cartilage.
And I had to play like 20 or 30 minutes.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I have no idea what that could be like.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
With it.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
And.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
That was probably one of the most painful things I've
ever had to deal with.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Because 30– and all I could have was.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
At the time like Panadol or like not the full-on
Panadine 4 but like just to deal with– but it
did nothing. And then like breathing for the next sort
of two weeks, I had to go to bed strapped
because every time I took a breath, they'd pop off.
Speaker 18 (39:39):
Oh, jeez.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
It would just constantly keep moving.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
So until they healed, that honestly– would be up there
because I couldn't cough.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I couldn't walk. I couldn't do anything for about a week.
That hurt. And because I had to play with it.
That's probably the reason why.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
That does sound painful, Kip.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
That really hurts. I don't have anything close to that.
Although I do remember, this was a long time ago,
playing soccer as a kid. And I remember I was
in defense and someone had a shot at goal. And
the ball just got me fair in the nuts.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
And I went down. I had to sub off. That
was the most painful thing for me. That's going back
a long time, and I remember it. You remember that?
I remember the sickness.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
What a moment.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
That's it?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I mean, because they do say that the body at
a certain level of pain will pass out. Right. that
on the gauge that you just can't cope anymore and
then you will collapse because the pain is so great.
Now there's this guy called Harry Aclossapitcher and he's kind of,
he gets on, it gets into my feed because he
likes to mansplain a lot of things, but he does
(40:50):
it in order to get into men's heads so they
understand just what it is that women go through. So
have a listen to the most painful thing you can
ever go through.
Speaker 8 (41:05):
On the clinical pain scale, breaking 20 bones at once
ranks at 43. The point where the human body is
designed to lose consciousness to protect itself, 45. Childbirth, 57.
Let me say that again. Childbirth ranks above the threshold
where the body is supposed to shut down. She doesn't
(41:26):
shut down. She stays conscious... And she keeps pushing. And
that's just the pain. The moment the baby comes out,
her body goes through the single biggest hormone crash a
human body can survive. Estrogen and progesterone drop 90% in
72 hours. If a man lost 90% of his testosterone
in a weekend, we'd have him in hospital on a drip.
(41:48):
And it would take him almost 200 years to equal
that drop at the normal male rate of decline.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
That's crazy.
Speaker 7 (41:56):
So why wouldn't you get a paper cut to your
wind for five hours?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
That is what you took out of?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah. What I just played you?
Speaker 7 (42:05):
If you can push that out and deal with that
much amount of pain, a paper cut is like everyone's dying.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
That's his question.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
His question is, so why are you such wingers?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Where do you sit on.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
This, Kip?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I agree with everyone. I do not agree with Corey.
Speaker 14 (42:24):
Yes, you do.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yes, you do.
Speaker 6 (42:27):
You don't need me.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I started this conversation by asking you the most painful
thing you've been through, respectfully.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Because this guy puts his stuff out on mansplaining to
blokes about pain. And it's quite legit.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
On the clinical pain scale, breaking 20 bones at once
ranks at 43. The point where the human body is
designed to lose consciousness to protect itself, 45. Childbirth, 57.
Let me say that again. Childbirth ranks above the threshold
where the body is supposed to shut down.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
That's pretty full on.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
It is.
Speaker 9 (43:04):
Very full on.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
And that would have been the end of the conversation
except that Corey, not taking it on board, then wanted
to know why we whinge about paper cuts.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Paper cuts. Well, you just haven't answered my question.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
And I'm just like, that is so dismissive and rude.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
It's not rude.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
This is now the opportunity to 131065 talk about the
worst pain you've ever felt.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Claire.
Speaker 8 (43:27):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Our producer. Corey, I'm allowed to complain about my paper cuts.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
All day long, okay?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
But I'm just saying.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
I birthed two humans.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
With no pain medication.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
That's, yep.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And my first child was spine to spine.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yes, which I know is painful.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (43:41):
It is painful.
Speaker 18 (43:41):
Basically, her spine, she was facing the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Pressure on your spine?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Her spine was pushing against my spine as she came out.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
She was so stuck, they used a vacuum and the
doctor flung across the room because.
Speaker 12 (43:51):
The vacuum came off and they had to re-vacuum her.
Speaker 9 (43:55):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And this was my first birth.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And you went back for another half a second.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So he's pulling on the vacuum and it's come unstuck.
He's gone flying.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
He went flying and so did the vacuum, but the
baby was still there.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
That's a stuck baby.
Speaker 9 (44:10):
Can you imagine after eight hours how much pain I
was in then?
Speaker 17 (44:13):
I'm allowed to complain about my paper cup all day long.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Thank you, Claire.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Liz out of Newport.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Oh, hello, everyone.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
What have you got?
Speaker 12 (44:24):
Well, my waters broke just by making a bed and
then they had to induce me. So when you get induced,
you have to basically, you know, you're having the contractions
really early and you're having them every 30 seconds. And
I had that for about eight hours. But the big
crescendo at the end was when the baby, again, similar
to the last story, was upside down. And they got
(44:45):
these big, massive, say, tong, barbecue tongs and shoved them
right into my vajayjay and then turned the baby around
and then pushed down and rooked it. So my private
part and my bottom became one.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 12 (45:02):
And at the end of it all, I said to
the doctor, what are you doing down there? And he said, I'm.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Just trying to work out what bit goes with what.
Speaker 11 (45:10):
And that was the worst thing.
Speaker 12 (45:11):
And then I sat on a whole bunch of external
grapes for about two weeks after that with the– Are we.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Talking the rubber tongs or like those steel-headed ones? I
just want to make sure it's the soft ones. You've
got to be careful going there.
Speaker 12 (45:26):
You can imagine these two holes become one.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh, my goodness. Thank you, Liz. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Ray out of Deception Bay, hello.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Good morning, all.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
How are we?
Speaker 10 (45:36):
Good.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
All right. What's the worst pain?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
That two become one is not like the Christchurch song.
It is different. It's a different.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Mine is nowhere near as bad as the pregnancy ones.
Speaker 13 (45:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
I'm going through it right now. I tore the bicep
and the tendon clean off my left shoulder.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh, off the top?
Speaker 18 (45:54):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Full on.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Yeah. And so apparently the fix for that, you can't
stitch the tendon back on. And it's got to be
a hole drilled into the bone and just basically wedged
in there. Yikes. And, yeah, currently on compo at the
moment for it.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
How good's that?
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Yeah, it didn't feel good happening.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I bet.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I'm sure it didn't.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Thank you. And you don't even get a person to
show for it at the end of it all.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
At least the ladies get a little human being.
Speaker 10 (46:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
The ladies.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Georgia.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
A little bit of thing in there.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Hello, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
How are we?
Speaker 12 (46:27):
Good, mate.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
What's your story?
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Hi.
Speaker 16 (46:30):
I had my water's break at work at 12 a.m.,
pregnant with twins.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Sorry, at 12 p.m.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
Had my kids, my first child by 2 p.m.
Speaker 16 (46:39):
Went from 10 centimeters back to four, had to re-dialate,
and then an hour later had my second.
Speaker 12 (46:44):
All natural, nothing. So I will complain about a paper cut.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
I'm just asking. No one's answering my question, though.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
How did that happen? How does the body then have
to make you re-dialate? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
I cannot give you an answer.
Speaker 13 (47:01):
All I can tell you is it was painful and
if a paper cut hurts, I'll complain about it.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, you will, girl.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Fair enough.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Absolutely. Our bodies are all very different, is what I
like to say.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Should we send George to the Paw Patrol?
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, go to Paw Patrol.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Or would you prefer to go to Practical Magic 2?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 11 (47:18):
Oh, go Practical Magic 2.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
That's just for you, mate. Leave the kids at home. Yes,
Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are back as the iconic
Owen sister witches in Practical Magic 2. Only in cinemas
September 10 and you have a double pass.
Speaker 11 (47:32):
You're amazing.
Speaker 9 (47:33):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Good on you, George.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
It's Rob and Kip and Corey Oates on Demand, the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You nearly forgot your own name.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I did.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I certainly forgot the sequence in which I was supposed
to say it. Where do I go?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
In the middle.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What's my name?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
In the middle.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Now, what have we got at halftime, Rob?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, both Corey and I have found this independently.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's just about the craziness of Australian animals.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah. But just, you know, if.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Anyone comes from overseas, they're already impressed by our beautiful birds. Yes. Because,
you know, when you're comparing a lorikeet to a pigeon.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
True.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You know we're winning.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Or, you know, like an exotic wombat or platypus to
a squirrel.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And even our aggressive birds. I heard a beautiful magpie
this morning. Man, their song is lovely.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It was just in the tree, but.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I was like, you know, never mind the fact
that it's going to be dive-bombing the kids in a
couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It eats, you know, the most disgusting things in the world.
But apart from that, they're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
They're beautiful. So this is just the crazy, crazy stuff
about Australian animals.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'll do it at halftime.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What needs to go and get stuffed? What's happening in
your life?
Speaker 7 (01:02):
I've got one just because I've noticed that no matter
what I'm wearing, If I start chainsawing or if I
just go and check something, I will continue with that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And I wore really nice clothes yesterday. You're an idiot.
Why would you do that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
They're a garden clothes for a reason.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I bet you you've got gardening clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But you never put them on, do you?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
I just forget that I'm wearing nice clothes that you
probably can't get oil out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So chainsaw is stuck.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Of all of that conversation, it's chainsaw. And I just
Googled it's a.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's rated R? Is it?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Amanda out of Flagstone.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Hey, Amanda.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Morning.
Speaker 9 (01:47):
The rocks at my friend's son's school can go and
get stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
The rocks. The rocks. Why? What happened?
Speaker 9 (01:53):
We had a little preppy tripped over a rock and
broke his arm in three places.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (01:59):
And we are supposed to be going on a cruise
in 35 days, so they've had to reschedule. We're still going,
but they had to reschedule.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh. Rocks.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, that's bad. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 10 (02:12):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Amanda, am I getting this correct?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
You're not telling it because it broke his arm. You're
doing it because your friends can't now go on the
cruise with you so you can enjoy it with them?
Speaker 11 (02:22):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's really affecting you.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Ruby out of Caboolture, what can go get stuffed?
Speaker 12 (02:34):
So for me, it's kids' toys that come with 847
cable ties.
Speaker 13 (02:38):
Oh!
Speaker 14 (02:38):
Yes!
Speaker 12 (02:38):
I think that's a true.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You can get stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Like how many scissors and Stanley knives do you need
to take out one toy?
Speaker 13 (02:47):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I wonder why that is. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, the packaging is out of control.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Isn't it ridiculous? Like, what are you keeping it from?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And that's the scary thing is, like, if you leave
your kid to it as well, and then all of
a sudden, like, they yell out, Dad, Dad, can I
get a knife?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
And you're like, what? Hang on.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm coming.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
I just lately thought I can just go and grab scissors.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Ah, woo.
Speaker 13 (03:11):
Woo!
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Woo!
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm cutting. You see that awkward way they're holding scissors?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
No, I'm just like, I'm cutting. I'm cutting.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Catherine out of Nunda, what can go get stuffed?
Speaker 11 (03:24):
Well, on Saturday, I was so excited to get tickets
to an event that cost me over $ 700 through a
ticket organisation.
Speaker 13 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
I received a confirmation email with no tickets attached either
by email or through my app.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 11 (03:36):
I phoned the company on Saturday three times and they
told me I need to speak to the manager of
the event. Of course, they didn't work on weekends. After
phoning three organisations and seven emails yesterday that are linked
to this event, I finally received an email saying that
the tickets should have not been released until mid-October.
Speaker 13 (03:57):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But they took your money.
Speaker 11 (03:58):
They took my money, yeah. So the managing company have
guaranteed that my seats are secured and will get the
tickets mid-October. Stressing all weekend, this could have been a scam,
and the customer service from the ticket organisation can go
and get stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That can go and get stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
What event for $ 700?
Speaker 11 (04:17):
I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, yeah, you don't know how to identify the ticket people.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
It's in Brisbane.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 11 (04:23):
It's in Brisbane.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Or you try not to identify the... type of event.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Yeah, except they can go get stuffed.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They can.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That is awful though. You want to get some good tickets.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And get some good seats. I've got another one to
throw in the mix. Golf.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Do you have a bad day?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Oh, man.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I was so bad on Friday at our golf day.
We should talk about that later.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Really?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I just, it's like, I got no right to be good.
I haven't played in a long time.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But your estimation of your capacity was much higher than
your ability.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I didn't realize that I was like, Yeah, I must
have major problems physically and mentally.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
He does have major problems in general, for one.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
But aiming and hitting the ball where he's aiming is
a massive problem.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Didn't you do it, Ambrose? Didn't it only matter if
only one person got it in?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, but it still hurts.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It just was never you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Because there'd be often, very often, because it was a
corporate day, there'd be people watching you.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This was Friday, by the way.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, so people watching how awful you are.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Did Corey save your day?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well, yeah, we took a lot of Corey shots, but
he was awful sometimes too.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I started getting a few, you know, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Beer does that to you.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
At one stage, I think I walked through the bush
because I was I was watching some races.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh, my goodness. Actually, I will say, in my defense,
one of my backswings, in the middle of my backswing,
so you know when everyone's quiet on a golf course?
So I'm swinging back. I'm about ready to come down
and make contact, and I hear, coming.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Out the side down.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
He's playing races on his phone.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh, my goodness. Maximilian's coming down the outside. I'm like,
this is not golf.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Robin, Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So yesterday we were talking with Alana from the newsroom
because the rules are now being enforced, the new scooter
e-bike rules, which basically you've got to be 16 and
over and you've got to have your learners to ride
most e-bikes and scooters.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But the kicker for you was children under 12 just
cannot be on an e-scooter.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Absolutely. So parental guidance is okay if you're 12 to 16,
so you've got your parent with you or guardian. But
under 12, which my son is, you cannot. Even if
I'm riding right next to him, he can't ride.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
A scooter or e-bike. I'm okay with that. I know
you're going to be off me. Why? Because I do
look at the dangers with e-bikes. I really do.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
And I'm like, It's fair enough, you know, when a
kid's scootering with his foot pedal and he crashes and
does what he wants because it's your own fault. And
it's the way you learn, I feel. But you don't
have full control of those scooters. Like who's the safe?
You know when you do, you know, the accelerator and whatnot?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Those things can get stuck.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You don't understand what this is going to do to
Kip's life this weekend.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
I know, but I do really agree with this a
lot because I feel like We've gotten a bit relaxy-daisy
with the safety of our kids on those things.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I really do believe that.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Counter-argument. When we rode to the Gold Coast the other
day on our push bikes, skinny-tied push bikes. What was
our average speed?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Going downhill?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No, just on the flat.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
20, I think?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No, our average the whole way was 28 k's an hour.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, and we're adults.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
But that's 3 k's an hour faster than the fastest
scooters allowed to go.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But we're pedaling, though. We're pedaling.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So what's the difference with a crash?
Speaker 13 (07:49):
Sorry, can I just chime in from the newsroom?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Someone.
Speaker 13 (07:51):
Electric vehicles, e-bikes, we're not talking about 20 or 30
k's an hour. They can go up to like 80
k's an hour.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (07:58):
Like this is faster than a car can go.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But I just feel like I understand that. And I
actually do get the rules because kids have been hurting
themselves and a lot of them not wearing helmets. But
that's a side argument. But yesterday I was driving. I
dropped off at his mum's and I was driving back
to my place. I was going down Creek Road, Cannon
Hill at about. 7.30, and two kids pulled up next
(08:21):
to me at the lights on souped-up electric bikes and
have done pop monos at the lights, and they're riding
on one wheel, the two of them, all the way down,
like hundreds of meters. And I was like, you're the
reason that my seven-year-old can't safely ride a scooter next
to me even though it's set, because you wrecked it
for us.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
And I bet you if they were pedaling, they would
have got tired after about five.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Meters of doing that mono.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, but they couldn't have done it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That's what I'm saying. They couldn't do it without the motor. Yeah.
And they won't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But they're wrecking it. Why does everyone have to be punished?
Because those kids want to be dicks.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
This is why it always has happened.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm curious as to how you're going to get home
on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Or ever again. How are you going to get home?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Because I also, yeah, because last year famously after River Fire,
I got a scooter, which I think is illegal anyway.
And to put Rafi on the front. You're not supposed
to do that. But that was the only way for
us to get out of South Bank. It was so packed. Right.
And now it's extra illegal.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Right.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I know that there's legal, but it's extra illegal.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, so the solution is to find somewhere this side
of the river.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Not at the South Bank side.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Where everyone's going to be lined up.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Because that's like a funneled area that you have to
get out of.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
True.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Where were you guys last week?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh, at the casino.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Actually, the casino's not bad because you've got the walk
bridge now.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Does that still imply... Where we went was free parking
if you went to this restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
We went to Look Luck.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Look Luck? Is that it? At the Star.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yes. And that was delicious.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
It was beautiful food.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Actually, we could probably have a late night.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Hang on.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
This is working.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Hang on. What day is this again?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Saturday night.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
We have the fireworks.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
We have the fun. Then we walk over to Star.
We have a bit of Patsy U, a late night
Patsy U.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
At Look Luck. And you've just got to park.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
We've got the free parking under.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Free parking because you ate it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And Naomi can drive.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
And the girls can drive.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So I can have some beers.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Lots of beers.
Speaker 13 (10:13):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
How did this turn into.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
A good night?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You're full of good ideas.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Thank you, Robin.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Now, I feel like I need to talk about something
where unreasonable fights with your kids. Just unnecessary arguments.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Unreasonable. And then when you go back and think about
how that happened, you go, Why did that happen? Like,
how did we get to where we are?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Which child are we talking about in particular?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh, both of them, but Huxton mainly, actually. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
And it was an instance the other week, or no,
last week, actually, that all I wanted to do was
help him find a charger for his iPad, right?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And it started off by going, where is it? Like,
where is it? And he just started bawling his eyes out,
just screaming.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Was he asking, were you expecting him to help?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I just said, where's your iPad? Where's your charger? Because
it was flat. And he goes, I don't know. I'm like, well,
let's go find it.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
And then this goes on for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 15 (11:16):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
So you go, let's go find it. And he, some
little switch in his brain clicked and he thought he
was in trouble.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
He goes, I didn't touch it. I don't know where
it is. And then he goes, where's my charger? I'm like, mate,
I don't know, but can we go find it?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
So you went angry.
Speaker 15 (11:31):
I don't know where it is.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
At this stage it wasn't, no.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
And then he's screaming, balling, and I'm like, get out.
I'm just trying to do a homework, read a book
and that.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I said, get out. So I'm pushing him out of
like this. I'm like, get out, mate. Stop whinging. Stop yelling.
Stop balling. What are you doing? And then he goes,
I said, go in your room. I'm like, I'm not
dealing with this.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
And I said, I want to help you find your charger,
but I want you to help me find it.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I'm not doing it for you. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
It turned into a massive argument and a fight, like
a blue.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I reckon he wanted to punch on the big fella.
I was getting my fists out, but I went, why?
Why did this happen?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Does this not happen to you? Oh, mate, I had
an argument with Raphael, who's seven. This is only two
days ago where he was in the back of the
car and we'd had a pretty good day. Like I just,
you know, I, Like how many times have I yelled
at him in a day is how I sort of.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's my gauge for a good day.
Speaker 16 (12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
If it's only one or two, it's a good day.
And we were having a good day. And then in
the back, I got the little monitor thing on my
car that says your rear door's open. And so I said, hey, mate,
you haven't closed your door. And so he goes, and
we're at the lights. And so he goes, open it up.
And I look and it's still there. And I go, no,
you haven't. It's still not closed. And I said, oh,
(12:53):
hang on. You climbed in from the other side, didn't you? Okay,
next set of lights, you just climb over and get
the other door.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So he does.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, I don't think it's... No. The door's still open. Okay,
so now I'm like, okay, well, and now I'm checking
my door. No, that's not it. Is it the boot? No,
I pulled over and eventually I went over. It was
his door, the original door that he'd done three times
and hadn't done properly. So now I'm out on the
street and I'm mad.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
So I bang, I slam it and I get back in.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I go, it was your door. It was your door
all along and you didn't do it properly. He goes,
I did do it properly. It's your car's fault.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Where'd that go?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I said, what are you talking about? He goes, it's
because your car's too old, Dad. Your car's too old.
And like an idiot, I buy into it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I should have just ignored it.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I buy back, my car's not old.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's 2021. It's not that old. He goes, well, you're 50.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
And I said, my age has got nothing to do
with my stupid car.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Shut your mouth. And then I'm like, why am I
having this fight? It's just unreasonable. A 13-106-5. It's just
the most ridiculous argument you've had with your kid. You
can't win.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
I reckon Hux, he started this one on purpose the
other day. We had a great weekend, me and Hux,
all day, all weekend. Went to the footy. Went to
Paw Patrol.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah. You know what he did? What? When's mum? Where's mum?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I go, she's out.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Well, I want to hang out with mum. I'm like...
You do realise. Are you serious, man?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You're what?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
They're just picking the one thing that's going to completely
expose you and make you explode.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Why do they do it? Why are they fighting us?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Both of them.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yes. They just know how to needle you.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I just wonder, why do I try?
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I'm just going to be the mean one forever, I think,
and not take him anywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Just for all time. Mum can take him everywhere he wants.
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You know the dad from Matilda? That's going to be
me from now on.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates. In the morning.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
There we go. Enough suspense.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
We've talked about it enough. It's time for your big surprise.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Corey.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And this one has been enabling assisted with your beautiful wife, Tegan.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
So I chat to Tegs a lot and we talk
about all kinds of things. And sometimes I say to her, hey,
what's going on in Corey's life?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
So we can find out just, you know, if there's
stories we can bring to the radio show. And she
sent me a text recently and she said, oh, one
thing that's popped into my mind is I've given up
on having a third child.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Is that right? What's happened with all that?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh, kids are expensive.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Because she really wanted to have a third baby.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And I would just say this is not coming from me, okay?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
This is coming from Tegan.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I'm not being rude and getting.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Into your life. I know. Yep. Yep.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So you've had a lot of conversations?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Well, yeah, but I'm just always about like, you know,
it's just how busy everything's gotten over the last few years.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So she wanted the baby and you weren't sure?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
I wasn't sure just because I'm like, I feel like
what we're giving her to now, I don't want to,
I'm always big on, I don't want to change that.
What our plans are for our kids now, I want
to make sure that if we have another one, it
can be the exact same.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I don't want it to change.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
So she's kind of had to come on board with
that you were really just saying no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Well, no.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I haven't said no for good, but it's– Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, we've got Tegs up.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yes, I believe we've got Tegan on our special mic.
Can you hear us there, Tegs?
Speaker 15 (16:26):
I can. Can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Great. Yes, we've got you.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Loud and clear.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So, Tegs, is that how you remember this conversation going
over the last couple of months?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (16:34):
Yes, definitely.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
And then you were asking that maybe if you were
happy to let go of that dream that you wanted
something else. Is that right?
Speaker 13 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (16:46):
Yeah, I put a high tear into his mind.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I know where this is going. Where's this going? She
wants a horse.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Does she?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Is that what you want?
Speaker 15 (16:57):
Yeah, I suggested a pony for the kids.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Because you live on acreage. You've got lots of space.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
You've got room now, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And where's Corey gone with that with you?
Speaker 16 (17:06):
Well, he did say to me over the weekend that
I can get a pony if he can build the stables,
but I actually want them to stand up.
Speaker 15 (17:14):
So we might– What, he wants to do the construction work?
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Well, yeah, because if I just add a little bit
more to the stables, I can build a bigger shed
and have a gym and sauna.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, so you're actually coming around to the idea of
a pony, having a pony at home.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I love horses.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But it's not just horses, is it, Teaks?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
No.
Speaker 16 (17:33):
Ever since we moved to Acreage, which was about six
years ago, I've been desperate for chickens.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
No. Nah.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No way. I don't want any chooks.
Speaker 16 (17:45):
And the kids have already thought of their names, and
I just can't break their heart.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
And don't the other kids.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
We'll have a few roasts this weekend, then that's all good.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
The other kids at school that are living in similar areas,
have they got chickens, Teeks?
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (17:58):
Everyone's got chickens. Everyone's got chickens. They all have their
own eggs. They all use their own eggs.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
That's because all the snakes go to their chicken coop,
so they can have all of them.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
They can have all the snakes and the chooks.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So do you want to know what your surprise is, Corey?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
If it's chickens.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Look at the screens behind us. We have screens throughout
the whole of our studio.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, the cameras are all set up.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Who is that on our screen right now?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
What is it? What are those things?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That is Monty.
Speaker 14 (18:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And she's got a little box full of chickens.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Baby chickens. Let them fly, Monty.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Let them go.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Let them be free. They're free rangers.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Are the kids loving these little chickens?
Speaker 8 (18:34):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
They are.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
They've named them.
Speaker 15 (18:37):
Do you want to know their names?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yes, please.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (18:41):
What are your names?
Speaker 17 (18:43):
Millie, Lily and.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Tilly.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Millie, Lily and Tilly.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Oh, my Lord.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
Yes, Millie, Lily and Tilly. And Huxley has named his Billy...
Arnie and Footy.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And we've named them now, Corey.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Okay, but it doesn't just stop there.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And we should say a huge thank you to Visit
Heritage Poultry and Produce in Moggill for all your poultry needs.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
What do you mean it doesn't stop there?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
They've delivered the chickens for us.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Chickens, feed equipment and open Tuesday to Sunday.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
So where's my racehorse?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, funny you should say that. It is funny.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
If we could pan the camera around a bit further, Corey,
we also have a horse arriving.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
No!
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Today.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's not a little pony.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
This is one of those. Is that a?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Shire horse.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's a shire horse.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
They're like the ones you see on the Castlemaine beer ads.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's a Carlton big horse.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
So outside.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
They're not racing horses.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Outside Corey's house as we speak is. a ute pulling
a horse trailer, and there is a Shire horse as
big as a Clydesdale.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It's bigger than the ute. It's huge.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
That thing's bigger than me.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
And a pony.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh, and a pony too, so the kids could ride one.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And six chickens.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Are they staying?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, mate. Congratulations.
Speaker 15 (20:10):
Monty, here.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Who's building the stables?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Now, hang on. Teegs, I can see Teegs is with
Huxley there. Hey, do you want to ask Huxley how
he's feeling about the horsey and the chickens?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (20:21):
How are you feeling about your new pet?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Good. Good?
Speaker 15 (20:24):
And what about the chickens?
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Good.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (20:28):
Come here.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Talk.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Tell Dad about them.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Good. Good.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Good.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So, Corey, I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And you said that you weren't adverse to the idea.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Of another baby.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So you have a decision to make. Is that right, Tegan?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Either the Shire Clydesdale horse and pony plus six chickens
stay at your house where they currently are.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Or we open a different conversation.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
What are you looking at, mate?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Hey, this is not about me. You have time to
think about it, whether or not you want to keep
the horse and chickens or maybe go for baby number three.
Speaker 15 (21:19):
We could get twins.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Three and four. I can tell you now, if it's
twin oxen, I'm no way of doing that.
Speaker 15 (21:27):
I'm in a padded cell if it's twin Huxley.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Huxley's just smacked his mum for that one too.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
A little smack on the.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Bum.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So decision time. Thank you very much, Tegan. We'll cross
back to you soon. We're going to give Corey some
time to think.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's at your house, Corey. You have two horses.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
How weird is it seeing horses in your backyard right now?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well, yeah, because there's, There's no stable. You can build one. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 16 (21:57):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (21:58):
Snowflake looks a little cold.
Speaker 16 (21:59):
Snowflake looks a little cold, so we might have to
get onto those stables quickly.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
And that, out of this entire conversation, is what you've
taken out of it.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Well, I've realized it's not a racing horse, so it's
not going to make me any money.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
No, I know. Just cost.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Just cost me.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
It's a hobby.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's a hobby horse.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
It's just like most racehorses, they just cost you money.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well, we'll find out. Is it baby number three or
is Corey going to keep the horses and chickens? We'll
find out soon on Kiss 97.3.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Robin, Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Halfway through the podcast. Okay, I should be able to
play this off here.
Speaker 18 (22:36):
Strange, but the animal's a stranger.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
We have the kangaroo, which has three vaginas, the koala,
which has chlamydia, the echidna, which has a four-headed penis,
the wombat, which does cubic poos, and a small marsupial
called an antechinus, whose males mate themselves to death. We
have emus, a large flightless bird, and one time our
government declared war on them and we lost the war.
And then we went to war with them again and
we lost again, making us the only country in the
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world whose.
Speaker 18 (23:00):
Military lost a war to a flightless bird twice.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
We have crocodiles that sometimes swim in our pools and
play in our golf courses. We've got a turtle that
breathes through its genitals. And we have the platypus, which
is a mammal that lays eggs, has a beak, produces
milk without nipples, detects electricity with its bill and has
venomous spurs on its hindlegs. And it's so confusing looking
that naturalists originally thought that someone had stitched several animals
together as a joke. We have a very famous elephant
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seal named Neil the seal who is beloved around the
world for repeatedly arriving in a small Australian town and
absolutely demolishing it. We have the lyrebird, which can imitate anything.
And one time at a zoo, it imitated the sound
of a fire alarm and made an evacuate now announcement.
We have magpie swooping season where all Australians just inherently
know to steer clear of this bird at a particular
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time of the year. because they hold grudges and they'll
also attack you. So now cyclists have made helmets to
prevent magpie swooping. We have hundreds of species of ancient
prehistoric creatures swimming in our seas.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Sharks.
Speaker 18 (23:58):
They're older than trees and dinosaurs.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
We have a fence that is longer than the Great
Wall of China, and it's built entirely to keep dingoes out.
And then we have another fence to keep rabbits out.
We have the world's most dangerous bird, the world's most
dangerous spider, the world's most dangerous snake, the world's most
dangerous octopus, and the world's most dangerous jellyfish. All this
is to say that we should be proud of Australia's
incredible species.
Speaker 18 (24:18):
We wouldn't survive without them.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
They are the backbone of our culture, our history, our
tourism industry and our entire economy and we take that
for granted. So we should really do more to protect
our wonderful wildlife. I've included a list of actions below
and I hope you'll try a few to help us
stop them from falling to extinction.
Speaker 18 (24:37):
Australia, the people.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
So our most dangerous bird, it was a photo of
the casuary.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
They're full on. Are they that dangerous?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I do love that the army took on emus twice.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
And lost. And lost.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
In West Australia, I think it was.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
When was that?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Well, imagine trying to shoot an emu.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Because they've got the huge flumes of feathers as well,
apparently a lot of the bullets would, like, strike the
feathers but not actually hit the birds.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yes, I mean, imagine trying to hit their neck.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Yeah. If it is.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Like, no chance. Like, what are we thinking? But how
funny is that, though? The platypus.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
They thought it was fake.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
They thought it was all these animals stitched together. A bill,
a spur.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Imagine that. You're bringing a platypus and going, no.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
That's not real. What are you doing? What is this
ditch on that thing?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
You've got to start again.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You put a beak on it, you're taking the piss.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I didn't know kangaroos had three.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Vaginas?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I didn't know that either. I know they can carry
more than one, you know, joey at the same time.
I guess that's why, right? They can get. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Interesting. We are an interesting country, aren't we?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, I think it's because when it's really drought ridden,
they can't breed.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So then they multiple breed. Yeah, when the times are good.
When the conditions are good.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
So they just really go at it.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Just punch them out. Yeah, right. Well, you're going to
take on one of those big red goats.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
And what about, was it the, oh no, it was
with Adam when we played golf on Friday at a,
at a Brookwater. There is, you know, he's got a
lot of American friends. He's based there. So he went
to take a little video of a kangaroo that was
right there next to us. And the joey that this
thing had was that big. It had like full arms
and legs sticking out of it.
Speaker 15 (26:13):
Buddy, get out.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
It's like, mate, you can walk, you lazy.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Just sit in there. That's like the 35-year-old who hasn't
left home yet.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
That is the joey equivalent of a bum living at home.
Just go and get a job.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Robin, Keith and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Right now at Corey's house, there's a horse float, which
is delivered to horses, and there's also a bunch of
fresh-born little chickens from heritagehatchingandhens.com.au. Your kids have already named
the chickens.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, what have we got? We've got Millie, Lily, Tilly.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yep.
Speaker 13 (26:51):
Billy.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Billy.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Footy. Arnie.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Yes, Arnie.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Footy and Arnie.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm surprised that Huxley didn't name one of them Nathan Cleary.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
That would have been fun. Yeah, Panther or something, you know.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So, and Corey has a decision to make because he
has said he doesn't want to go for baby number three.
And so Teagan said, well, then I want a horse
and chickens.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
So.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
We delivered.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
We delivered.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Like Teague said to me, I've come to terms with her,
but it means that we must have a horse. So
the horse we've delivered, there's a little pony, which is
super cute for the kids. But it's a Shire horse,
so they're as big as Clydesdales. They are the biggest
horses you can– I don't think you could get up
on that horse easily, Corey.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It's huge.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
They're made for, like, drawing wagons, you know, across planes.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
We could remake– Or beer barrels. Yeah, or beer barrels.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
We could remake Lord Fardquad from Shrek and I can
put Renault up.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
On the horse.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Up on that Shire horse. Yeah, that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
That's perfect. So, yes, Corey's got a decision to make
whether the horses go back and he goes for baby
number three.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
What do you think, like in your head, what are
you debating?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Well, because I'd rather think of it for my kids,
so it's, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Well, both those decisions are for your kids.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
I am cruel, but I'm not that cruel.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
And I'd be hard to send Millie, Lily, Tilly and
Billy back, wouldn't I?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
And Arnie and Footy.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And Arnie and Footy. So we'll see how we go. Now,
in the meantime, there's this new thing that we heard
about before the show today called pheromone maxing.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
And what is that?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
It sounds disgusting.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
It's about young men who are no longer using deodorant.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
What's young men? Like teenage?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Teenagers in their early 20s.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
So no more deodorant.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Wait, what?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Also going to the gym before going on a date
and not showering. What do you mean? So that their
bodies produce the most amount of pheromones. Here's one of
the blokes talking about it on TikTok.
Speaker 13 (28:48):
Ever since hopping on, I stopped using cologne and I've
been getting more compliments on my disgusting onion test smell
than ever.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
We're all pheromone maxing in 2026.
Speaker 18 (28:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
The theory behind it is that the stronger a man's
natural mask, the more sexually attractive he is.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Um, like, like, Natural stench.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah. I mean, we're going way back to sort of, well,
not necessarily caveman, but going back to a long time
ago when there was no deodorant.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
The reason why brides. And a man would stink. Yeah,
the reason why brides carried flowers is to cover their stench.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Their own stench.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Their own stench. Like stench was the thing.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Well, I feel like, you know, when it's both, the
men and the women, like they both stink.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
You wouldn't know they stink.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I just can't.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Because it's normal. But like now it's like.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
And you do get. That's disgusting. You do get couples
that hook up on Survivor, you know, that show where
they don't shower and they become couples. And obviously that.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
And they probably fall in love more when they realize, geez,
you smell good with a bit of spray.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
But they get to the point where the stink must
be good.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I am one of these.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
I've lived with my smell my whole life and I
still think it stinks.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
If you ask any of my children, it was one
of the things I was so thingy about as they
were growing up. Like literally, I would sniff test them.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I mean, they thought that was gross and that was
probably fair enough. But I just cannot stand.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I think that's good parenting. Give them a whiff test
before they go out.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
So now they're like, you know, I mean, Christmas presents,
they used to be, you know, like Link's Africa.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Back when that was a thing.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
That used to heal cuts and everything, that Link's Africa.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Have you heard?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I started searching it and I saw another post. you know,
influencers suggesting this thing about pheromones. Pheromones are obviously, you know,
they're working in the background because this is her thoughts
on pheromones sort of in the opposite way.
Speaker 17 (30:47):
If your partner all of a sudden starts to stink,
let me tell you what that means. Pheromones are very,
very real. And the moment your partner starts to smell
like doo-doo, that relationship should end. Your body will tell
you when the partner is not right for you. You
may not want to accept that in your heart or
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in your mind, but your body is literally telling you,
girl next.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well, there is some science around the fact that they put,
some big experiment happened like 30 years ago where they
put scent into a plastic bag for certain and got
women and one of the scents was their actual partner's
natural smell.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
And they were able to pick it and then they
were able to look at the DNA to see how–
appropriately partnered they were.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And it turns out that the scent is the first
thing of attraction. So if someone smells great to you,
then their DNA is possibly going to be able to,
like that's what nature does. You want to find the
greatest match so that you can create the strongest children.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You have a whiff and go, yeah, I can tell
that you're going to be a good provider and you've
got the right genes for me and blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Have they been in a taxi in Brisbane?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Sorry to be a.
Speaker 13 (32:00):
Party pooper from the newsroom, but I did want to
clear up because that TikToker said pheromones are real. There's
no scientific evidence that it's really humans.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
In animals and.
Speaker 13 (32:10):
Insects, yes, but the science is out for humans. The
sense is if you can recognise your partner's scent, is
that linked to nostalgia, comfort?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Because you know the smell.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Memory, yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:20):
But I'm not a scientist, although... The science is out
on human pheromones.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
They just need to have a shower.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
This is an interesting take on pheromone maxing. Judy out
of Logan Lee is on the phone. Now, you're a
cleaner at a school, Judy.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 14 (32:40):
I'm a cleaner out of school, high school, and I
can tell you some of those teenage boys, they stink
so bad it's half a can of Glen 20 and
shut the door for half an hour to go back. Oh, babe,
you are so bad that you dry rich.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Is that in a locker room, Judy, or is that
in the toilets?
Speaker 5 (33:01):
No.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Classroom.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Classroom?
Speaker 14 (33:04):
And the teachers are immune to it. They sit in it.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
They sit in it. They sit in it. Oh, it's
stained their nose. God bless you. God bless you.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Robin Kipp and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Right now, the big surprise happened this morning. Just after 7.30,
we crossed live out to Corey's house. Corey did not
know any of this was happening. We talked to your
lovely wife, Tegan.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, because Teegs had texted me saying that there had
been a lot of discussions in your house and so
this doesn't come from me. So stop sending me mean
DMs that I'm putting you in a corner.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Because Teegs had said that you'd had lots of discussions
about having a third baby and she'd finally come to
terms with not having that happen as long as she
could get a horse and chickens. And so now at
your horse we have delivered... a huge Shire horse, which
is like a Clydesdale, and a pony, and six chickens
(34:02):
who your children have named Millie, Lily, Tilly, Billy, Arnie,
and Footy.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Is the chicken man at my house too?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
No, I think actually the good people at Heritage Hatching
dropped them off. What's that?
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Mitch.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Oh, Mitch is at your house. Mitch is at your house.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Our own rooster is out there. Yes, Mitch is there.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And the good thing is for Father's Day, you can
bring the whole family along to Heritage Poultry and Produce
Immoggle because they're going to have lots of chicken holding.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, you can see. So we've got the cameras crossing
back live to your house right now and we can
see Monty just cuddling one of those.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Little yellow chickens.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
When can I eat one of those?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
So, Corey, can Teaks hear us? I think so.
Speaker 15 (34:42):
Yeah, I can hear you.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Okay, so what's happened over the last half hour as
Corey's been trying to make his decision?
Speaker 15 (34:47):
Let me hear.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Hear?
Speaker 16 (34:49):
Well, the chickens have had a sunbake in their new
house and the kids have been feeding them. The kids
have also fed both horses and the pony has watered
your grass for you, Corey.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now, the grass is actually looking quite dry there today.
I haven't seen your lawn for a while.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That's the dry area up there.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh, that's the dry area. That's where you'd keep the
chicken coop up there in the dry area, I guess?
Speaker 15 (35:12):
Yeah, and I reckon this is where we'd build the stables.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
So, Corey, I mean, it's... It's up to you.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
But it's not really. Like, at the end of the day,
is it really my choice? Come on, Kip, answer my question.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Here's the thing, Teaks. I mean, you've now had the
experience of the two horses and the chickens.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 16 (35:34):
Oh, look, I think the two horses and the chickens
would be great. The kids are so excited. They can
come and feed, do all the feed runs early in
the morning before school.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
Yeah, we eliminate the risk of twins.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Corey just rolled his eyes so hard that all I
could see is the whites. I've never seen you do
that before. But what do you think? Would you like to,
I mean, maybe this is a chance to get what
you really want in your heart of hearts and maybe
you really do.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I want a bar and I want a racehorse.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
What about a third child? What about that? Yeah, what
about a sibling? Hey, what about going for a third
and we'll send these horses and chickens back where they belong?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
And then what, ruin my lives and my kids at
the same time? Because they want the chickens really bad
and then if we get twin Huxes, you know?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I love how if we get twin Huxes is the
rationale behind not having another child.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
It's the fear of one more Hux is real for you, Tegan.
Speaker 15 (36:33):
Oh, definitely. Actually, the fear of two is even worse.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Aren't there twins in the family, too?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Both sides.
Speaker 15 (36:39):
Both sides.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Okay, so what do you got? I mean, talk to
your wife.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Corey, talk to your wife. I can't take the chickens
off the kids now. This is just....
Speaker 8 (36:50):
No.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Why do you hate chickens so much?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I don't. Why don't you want chickens? I just know
chickens bring snakes. Snakes.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Actually, we've had a couple of people say the brown
snakes are back just this weekend.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Oh, beautiful. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 15 (37:01):
But Phil has a shortage of kids.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
We just got fresh chooks.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (37:04):
That are well-built, chicken coop, and you can keep the
snakes away.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Well, Phil, I'll build it off you guys. Start building
that chicken coop, mate.
Speaker 13 (37:11):
You're keeping the chickens.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yay. Everyone's got chickens.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
We didn't actually talk about two horses are staying as well.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
But anyway.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Of course the horses are staying.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah, well, why not?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Let's just start our own farm.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
One of those horses is bigger than a dual cab ute.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Okay, there.
Speaker 16 (37:27):
You go.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
We keep the horses if I get my ten dogs.
Speaker 15 (37:31):
Oh, look, we've got neighbours.
Speaker 16 (37:32):
Okay, so ten dogs might be out of the question.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I'll get two more dogs.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
You can't have a pack.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Because then I'm going to hunt you down.
Speaker 15 (37:39):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Noah's Ark?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
What are you doing?
Speaker 15 (37:43):
On McDonald's farm.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
I just love dogs.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I want ten Marlins.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
No.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
One hugs. That's what we get. Okay, so you've got chickens.
So you can tell the kids, Tegan, the chickens are
theirs to stay.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Okay, I will.
Speaker 15 (37:58):
They'll be so excited.
Speaker 16 (37:59):
This is the best Father's Day present for them ever.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Are they there?
Speaker 15 (38:03):
They've actually gone to put them back in their little
house under the lights.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
They're already caring.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh, there's already a house there probably.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I hear they're running up to the house. Look how
happy they are.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yay!
Speaker 6 (38:15):
Robin, Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Okay, I want to hear about the worst pain you've
ever been in.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
It's hard.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm trying to think. The worst pains.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
That was really hard.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Like, Corey, you've got a lot to choose from because
you've hurt yourself in various places.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
What about you? What about that time when it looked
like you had a compound fracture, but it wasn't?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I didn't have one.
Speaker 10 (38:34):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
The only reason I freaked out was when they said
it was a compound, and then I just lost it.
Speaker 15 (38:38):
What's a compound?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Where your bone comes out your skin.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
It was in a game, and it looked like there
was a hole on the top of his thigh or quad,
and it looked like the bone had cracked and come out.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
And it was hurting at the time, but they're like, oh,
I don't know. Just a hole at the moment. Like,
they calmed me down. And then another doctor ran over
and said, let's compound.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
And then I just freaked out.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Because I'm like, my life's over.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
And now all the TV commentators, everyone's freaking out. Everyone's going, oh,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
But yeah, honestly, only because I had to play with it.
I remember, I'd say, your ribs, you know, your ribs, like,
they got the cartilage.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
In the middle.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
I remember I popped my, these two snapped off the cartilage.
And I had to play like 20 or 30 minutes.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I have no idea what that could be like.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
With it.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
And.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
That was probably one of the most painful things I've
ever had to deal with.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Because 30– and all I could have was.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
At the time like Panadol or like not the full-on
Panadine 4 but like just to deal with– but it
did nothing. And then like breathing for the next sort
of two weeks, I had to go to bed strapped
because every time I took a breath, they'd pop off.
Speaker 18 (39:39):
Oh, jeez.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
It would just constantly keep moving.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
So until they healed, that honestly– would be up there
because I couldn't cough.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I couldn't walk. I couldn't do anything for about a week.
That hurt. And because I had to play with it.
That's probably the reason why.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
That does sound painful, Kip.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
That really hurts. I don't have anything close to that.
Although I do remember, this was a long time ago,
playing soccer as a kid. And I remember I was
in defense and someone had a shot at goal. And
the ball just got me fair in the nuts.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
And I went down. I had to sub off. That
was the most painful thing for me. That's going back
a long time, and I remember it. You remember that?
I remember the sickness.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
What a moment.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
That's it?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I mean, because they do say that the body at
a certain level of pain will pass out. Right. that
on the gauge that you just can't cope anymore and
then you will collapse because the pain is so great.
Now there's this guy called Harry Aclossapitcher and he's kind of,
he gets on, it gets into my feed because he
likes to mansplain a lot of things, but he does
(40:50):
it in order to get into men's heads so they
understand just what it is that women go through. So
have a listen to the most painful thing you can
ever go through.
Speaker 8 (41:05):
On the clinical pain scale, breaking 20 bones at once
ranks at 43. The point where the human body is
designed to lose consciousness to protect itself, 45. Childbirth, 57.
Let me say that again. Childbirth ranks above the threshold
where the body is supposed to shut down. She doesn't
(41:26):
shut down. She stays conscious... And she keeps pushing. And
that's just the pain. The moment the baby comes out,
her body goes through the single biggest hormone crash a
human body can survive. Estrogen and progesterone drop 90% in
72 hours. If a man lost 90% of his testosterone
in a weekend, we'd have him in hospital on a drip.
(41:48):
And it would take him almost 200 years to equal
that drop at the normal male rate of decline.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
That's crazy.
Speaker 7 (41:56):
So why wouldn't you get a paper cut to your
wind for five hours?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
That is what you took out of?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah. What I just played you?
Speaker 7 (42:05):
If you can push that out and deal with that
much amount of pain, a paper cut is like everyone's dying.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
That's his question.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
His question is, so why are you such wingers?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Where do you sit on.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
This, Kip?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I agree with everyone. I do not agree with Corey.
Speaker 14 (42:24):
Yes, you do.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yes, you do.
Speaker 6 (42:27):
You don't need me.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I started this conversation by asking you the most painful
thing you've been through, respectfully.
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Because this guy puts his stuff out on mansplaining to
blokes about pain. And it's quite legit.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
On the clinical pain scale, breaking 20 bones at once
ranks at 43. The point where the human body is
designed to lose consciousness to protect itself, 45. Childbirth, 57.
Let me say that again. Childbirth ranks above the threshold
where the body is supposed to shut down.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
That's pretty full on.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
It is.
Speaker 9 (43:04):
Very full on.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
And that would have been the end of the conversation
except that Corey, not taking it on board, then wanted
to know why we whinge about paper cuts.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Paper cuts. Well, you just haven't answered my question.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
And I'm just like, that is so dismissive and rude.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
It's not rude.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
This is now the opportunity to 131065 talk about the
worst pain you've ever felt.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Claire.
Speaker 8 (43:27):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Our producer. Corey, I'm allowed to complain about my paper cuts.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
All day long, okay?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
But I'm just saying.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
I birthed two humans.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
With no pain medication.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
That's, yep.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And my first child was spine to spine.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yes, which I know is painful.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (43:41):
It is painful.
Speaker 18 (43:41):
Basically, her spine, she was facing the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Pressure on your spine?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Her spine was pushing against my spine as she came out.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
She was so stuck, they used a vacuum and the
doctor flung across the room because.
Speaker 12 (43:51):
The vacuum came off and they had to re-vacuum her.
Speaker 9 (43:55):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And this was my first birth.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And you went back for another half a second.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So he's pulling on the vacuum and it's come unstuck.
He's gone flying.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
He went flying and so did the vacuum, but the
baby was still there.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
That's a stuck baby.
Speaker 9 (44:10):
Can you imagine after eight hours how much pain I
was in then?
Speaker 17 (44:13):
I'm allowed to complain about my paper cup all day long.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Thank you, Claire.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
Liz out of Newport.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Oh, hello, everyone.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
What have you got?
Speaker 12 (44:24):
Well, my waters broke just by making a bed and
then they had to induce me. So when you get induced,
you have to basically, you know, you're having the contractions
really early and you're having them every 30 seconds. And
I had that for about eight hours. But the big
crescendo at the end was when the baby, again, similar
to the last story, was upside down. And they got
(44:45):
these big, massive, say, tong, barbecue tongs and shoved them
right into my vajayjay and then turned the baby around
and then pushed down and rooked it. So my private
part and my bottom became one.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 12 (45:02):
And at the end of it all, I said to
the doctor, what are you doing down there? And he said, I'm.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Just trying to work out what bit goes with what.
Speaker 11 (45:10):
And that was the worst thing.
Speaker 12 (45:11):
And then I sat on a whole bunch of external
grapes for about two weeks after that with the– Are we.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Talking the rubber tongs or like those steel-headed ones? I
just want to make sure it's the soft ones. You've
got to be careful going there.
Speaker 12 (45:26):
You can imagine these two holes become one.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh, my goodness. Thank you, Liz. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Ray out of Deception Bay, hello.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
Good morning, all.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
How are we?
Speaker 10 (45:36):
Good.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
All right. What's the worst pain?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
That two become one is not like the Christchurch song.
It is different. It's a different.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Mine is nowhere near as bad as the pregnancy ones.
Speaker 13 (45:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
I'm going through it right now. I tore the bicep
and the tendon clean off my left shoulder.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh, off the top?
Speaker 18 (45:54):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Full on.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Yeah. And so apparently the fix for that, you can't
stitch the tendon back on. And it's got to be
a hole drilled into the bone and just basically wedged
in there. Yikes. And, yeah, currently on compo at the
moment for it.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
How good's that?
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Yeah, it didn't feel good happening.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I bet.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I'm sure it didn't.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Thank you. And you don't even get a person to
show for it at the end of it all.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
At least the ladies get a little human being.
Speaker 10 (46:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
The ladies.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Georgia.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
A little bit of thing in there.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Hello, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
How are we?
Speaker 12 (46:27):
Good, mate.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
What's your story?
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Hi.
Speaker 16 (46:30):
I had my water's break at work at 12 a.m.,
pregnant with twins.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Sorry, at 12 p.m.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
Had my kids, my first child by 2 p.m.
Speaker 16 (46:39):
Went from 10 centimeters back to four, had to re-dialate,
and then an hour later had my second.
Speaker 12 (46:44):
All natural, nothing. So I will complain about a paper cut.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
I'm just asking. No one's answering my question, though.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
How did that happen? How does the body then have
to make you re-dialate? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
I cannot give you an answer.
Speaker 13 (47:01):
All I can tell you is it was painful and
if a paper cut hurts, I'll complain about it.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, you will, girl.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
Fair enough.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Absolutely. Our bodies are all very different, is what I
like to say.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Should we send George to the Paw Patrol?
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, go to Paw Patrol.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Or would you prefer to go to Practical Magic 2?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 11 (47:18):
Oh, go Practical Magic 2.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
That's just for you, mate. Leave the kids at home. Yes,
Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are back as the iconic
Owen sister witches in Practical Magic 2. Only in cinemas
September 10 and you have a double pass.
Speaker 11 (47:32):
You're amazing.
Speaker 9 (47:33):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Good on you, George.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.
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