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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Rob and Kip and Corey Oates, On Demand, the podcast.
A huge weekend on the way with Father's Day and stuff,
but 35 degrees on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is the word.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, it's insanity.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Now, does that change plans for what people are going
to do Father's Day? Because a lot of people like
to do a picnic and barbecue and things like that.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's going to be scorching. We're doing a picnic. Oh, yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Yeah, because my eldest son, it was so sweet.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
He sent a text in the family group chat saying,
let's go to New Farm Park. And have a picnic
together because we have Tony's, their dad's anniversary, which was
on Tuesday. They didn't want to do anything for that.
So they said, let's do Father's Day. And I am
that single mother that goes, geez, I was mom and
dad and hope that works.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
You've just reminded me of something.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I want to give you a tip that I think
you're going to love at halftime, Robyn.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sure, it's Thursday morning, but, you know, for kids, it's
basically a Friday because tomorrow is Pupil Free Day.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, which makes every parent on the planet pull out
their hair.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
I was going to say, who is excited about that?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Not me. Just the kids.

Speaker 8 (01:03):
Because, actually, I don't care because I'm at work.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Lucky ticket. Not going to be your problem.

Speaker 9 (01:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah. But we are asking.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean, that's probably a poignant moment to be mentioning that, Corey,
because what you're suggesting is that fathers, what they really
should get for Father's Day on Sunday is the day
off because they've worked hard enough.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:23):
Well, you know, I feel like on Mother's Day, we
make the mums feel like they're getting.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
The day off.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Oh, mate, I could go back to that day Sunday
in May where both of you got to about lunchtime
and then gave up.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
By your own admission that it was too hard.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
We started strong, though. Goodness me, we started strong.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Why do you need a full day if you can't
make half a day for your partners?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, it's just like we've all got different fitness levels.
It's like some people are made to run a half marathon.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Some people can do the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
And others are just made to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I think the mums are capable of doing the full
marathon and doing Sunday for us.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Well, Nicole on the text line, because you have asked
that as a yay or nay, has said, I got
told on Mother's Day, you're a mother, so spend the
day with your children. So on Father's Day, he gets,
you're a father, spend the day with the kids.

Speaker 10 (02:17):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, that's his own fault. No.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
That's not what I said.

Speaker 11 (02:21):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Daryl. What do you reckon, Daryl? Yay or nay, Daryl?

Speaker 11 (02:25):
Sorry, Corey, but it's a nay from me.

Speaker 9 (02:27):
Why?

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Why?

Speaker 12 (02:29):
No, I fully disagree. I mean, if you boys are
too lazy to spend time with your kids, you signed
up for.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
It when you decided. Are you a father? Are you
a father, Daryl?

Speaker 11 (02:39):
I am not.

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Oh, talk about the cheap seats. Daryl, you can't be
coming from the side and just giving us a spray.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Catherine Adananda, yay or nay?

Speaker 13 (02:50):
It's a yay for me.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yay.

Speaker 14 (02:52):
Why?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Because.

Speaker 13 (02:56):
The fathers do a lot for their children, and they've
got to be respected and honoured on their special day
as well.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Thank you, Catherine.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Well, I thought you were going to say, because they're
annoying and they get in the way.

Speaker 9 (03:06):
No, no, no.

Speaker 13 (03:08):
I always respected my dad when he was alive, and
we always did something special for him. And it's gone
down from mine to my children's. Now they do something
special for their dads.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's a beautiful sentiment. Yay, says Catherine.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
I feel like on Mother's Day, all the mums get
this ask, like, I'd love breakfast in bed.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
I'd love this, love that.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
And they get all that because then they go, I'd
love to spend some time with my family. But the fathers,
when we get asked, what I would say is, look,
I'd just love five to six hours to go play
a round of golf And then after that, I want
a couple of hours, have a few beers with my mates.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
And then I'll come home.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
It's not your birthday, mate.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
My father's death. 131065, yay or nay, Lee out of Yamanto.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
I am totally inmate.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh, God.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
Because calm is a big, fat B word.

Speaker 14 (04:03):
And I listen to.

Speaker 15 (04:04):
You guys argue about how your wives don't get the
day off, so why should you?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I know, right? You can't use our old arguments against
each other.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
See, they say that, Lee, because they don't remember.

Speaker 10 (04:18):
They're all arguments, but we do.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You remember.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
I don't remember saying that. I wouldn't have said that.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, you did.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
I would have said she can have the day off.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Totally did. 131065 is our number, yay or nay. Luke
of Birkdale.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Hey, Luke.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Luke.

Speaker 15 (04:37):
Hey, how are you?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Good, mate. What do you think? Should fathers have the
day off on Sunday just to do what they want?

Speaker 13 (04:45):
Absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 16 (04:46):
We do a lot of yard work and everything like that,
so one day off a year is well-deserved.

Speaker 17 (04:50):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
More of that.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
No problem, mate.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
You can have a day off yard work. I have
no issues with that at all.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
He said we do a lot of yard work, so
we get the day off.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, what's your point, Luke?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, we do a lot of yard work and everything
like that and do a lot around the house as well.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (05:11):
I'd like to get a day.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Off as well as I do. I think so.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Here's the thing. We're even Stevens at the moment.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You can take a day off all the things you
do around the house.

Speaker 11 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Which is nothing.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
No.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
No.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
So I do plenty around the house, yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Do you?

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
What do you do? No, like you said, yard work.
I'm always out watering and mowing yesterday.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, sure, no problem.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Have a day off that. You can't choose what I
do with my day off, though.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Absolutely. Are we even here?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
We're even, Stephen. We can't do that. We need one more.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
We need at least one more vote. Let's go. 131065,
you have the deciding vote.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Just understand what you'll do to me.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Give us a yay.

Speaker 11 (05:50):
Come on.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
Robin, Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Now, we started this early. And we've had a lot
of votes come through late. So at the moment, it's
even Stevens with yay or nay. But we asked the question,
should fathers get what they really.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Want on Sunday, which is just a day off?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
To do whatever they want.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Just do whatever.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Even though on Mother's Day, neither of these two could
make a full day of being kind to their partner.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Which ride?

Speaker 7 (06:14):
No, no, they didn't ask for the day off.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Oh, no, you were supposed to take control. And by lunchtime,
you both gave up.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Christine out of Logan Lee, yay or nay?

Speaker 6 (06:24):
No.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Excellent.

Speaker 19 (06:27):
I love it, Christine.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Thanks, Christine.

Speaker 19 (06:29):
No.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
No.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Oh, I just said no.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Shadi out of Yarra Bilba, yay or nay?

Speaker 12 (06:36):
No.

Speaker 11 (06:36):
No.

Speaker 16 (06:37):
Come on. No.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Come on.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
What?

Speaker 7 (06:38):
All right. Come on, Peter.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's not looking good. Out of Cleveland.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Come on, change it.

Speaker 10 (06:45):
Peter?

Speaker 20 (06:45):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (06:46):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
It's my birthday as well.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh, come on. Peter, come on. What do I get, Robin?

Speaker 11 (06:51):
Do I get the day off?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
You should get the day off.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
It's your birthday.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, that's a double up.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah, that's unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
You get two and one. That's that.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Sinead of Cabocha, yay or nay?

Speaker 15 (07:00):
Definitely not.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
Who's put these calls through?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
This is not right. It's not looking good.

Speaker 14 (07:08):
I've got reasoning. You've got reasoning?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
What's your reasoning?

Speaker 14 (07:13):
So the thing is what really triggers me when men say, oh,
I've done the yard work and I've done this and
I've done that outside. The thing is, that is one
task once a week. Women, mothers. Every day, clean the toilets,
do the laundry, change the toilet rolls.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, but you choose to do that.

Speaker 11 (07:35):
Every single day.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
Corey.

Speaker 13 (07:37):
Careful.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Save yourself, mate.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
You just got an excuse.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Me from Sinead.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Drew, out of mouth tambourine. What do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yay or nay?

Speaker 11 (07:49):
Come on, Drew.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Give us some good news.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Come on.

Speaker 12 (07:53):
Corey and Kip.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's a no. Oh, Drew.

Speaker 14 (07:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Why, Drew?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Why?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Why?

Speaker 12 (07:59):
Because it's all about equal. Like, the father is the
patriarch of the family. Every little kid looks up to
their father, and as a family, you can sit down
and enjoy quality family time.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Or you can take.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Your chances and opportunities when they come.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
And if you really want to do that, boys, and
become the total patriarch that you think that you are,
wait till the matriarch has his say.

Speaker 16 (08:24):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
I can outsource.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
We're going to Nanny and Pa's. Oh, there you go.

Speaker 11 (08:29):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
That's just what Pa wants.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Well, then me and Pa will go for golf.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Okay. Look at that.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's a pretty solid nay in the end. But we
did promise we're going to give away some movie tickets.
Because it's Peter's birthday.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
So, Peter, we've got a double pass to Resident Evil.
Maybe you'll get away with it. You can see it
on Father's Day.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Leave the kids at home.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
The thrilling and terrifying Resident Evil. Actually, it's in cinemas
September 17. All right, we've got to get to news.
We've got a ton of things on the shows today.
I think we lost that one. Yeah, pretty solidly in
the end.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It was all right the first half. The second half we.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Got, please.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
We should say as well, Alana's been mentioning this in
the news already. We've got a heat wave on the
way this week.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
A top of 31 today, which is.
Seven degrees above the average.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
So whenever there's a weather anomaly, we like to go
to the man that knows what's going on.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Tony Alden from Channel 7. G'day, Tony.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 18 (09:30):
There was an awkward pause there. I was waiting to
see who was the person that knew what.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Was going on. I was considering taking the piss, but
then I thought, no.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Not everyone knows you're a friend of ours, so I'm
just going to keep it serious.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
So what's happening, Tony? This is crazy hot.

Speaker 18 (09:46):
Yeah, it's heating up. So we do normally get a
bit of a spike at this time of year, but
if we end up getting our four days over 30
in a row, that would be the earliest time this
has happened in the entire history of Brisbane recordings back
into the 1800s. So it's sharp, it's early, and it's
going to be for a while. So we're looking at
31 today, 32 tomorrow, 31 on Saturday, and then 35

(10:07):
degrees on Sunday for Father's Day, as you and Corey
have your leave passes to go and do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yes. Somewhere with air conditioning, yeah. So will it cool down?
Will we get sort of normal spring weather after that?

Speaker 18 (10:19):
Yeah, cool change on Monday back into the mid to
high 20s for a while, but definitely that weekend. It's
great conditions to get out and about, but just respect
yourselves off the back of a winter. It comes as
a bit of a shock, even if the humidity won't
be high, but with sunny skies and hot temperatures, I
think the beach will be popular. And just make sure
you keep the fluids up and just realize your body's
probably not used to a quick jump into the 30s.

(10:41):
Some relief, at least though the nights won't be that hot.
They'll warm up a little bit. So we'll get a
little bit of relief. That's why I'm not saying it's
sort of going to be a really extreme heat wave. But,
you know, four days is far above average. It's getting
to that heat wave territory.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
That's what happened to Alex Warren on Tuesday night. He
was so red because he went surfing at Byron and
didn't realise how hot we.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Were going to be.

Speaker 11 (11:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
He got super sunburnt. So there you go.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's a good reminder, Tony.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Thanks, Tony.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Thanks, mate.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
It's not a new video clip.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
It's been around for a while, but it's one of
those BBC shows where they just get a lot of
funny people sitting around a room just talking about things.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Right. It's called QI, the show.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't know if you've seen it before. It's got
Jimmy Carrs in it a lot. You'll recognise his voice.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
When you hear him.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
But Sandy, who is one of the regular guests on
the show, she's very funny. She's always in trouble from
her mum for being rude on the show and her
mum's asked her to clean it up.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
But she doesn't help herself with this when she's referring
to her laser downstairs.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I have that when I.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Have laser on my Jack and Danny.

Speaker 15 (11:45):
They make you wear glasses.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
On your what?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Jack and Danny. Jack and Danny? Jack and Danny Fanny.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Sorry, it's called a Jack... What is.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Jack and Danny.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
It's rhyming slang, is it, Jack and Danny?

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Who knew?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
For Fanny, yeah. LAUGHTER My favourite when I was growing
up was always called a fine china.

Speaker 15 (12:05):
Oh!

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Oh, is that it?

Speaker 9 (12:07):
Cos you get it out for special occasions.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Certainly not because it's delicate.

Speaker 11 (12:15):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
It's going through chocolate.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yes, but you get it out for special occasions and
it obviously sounds like something.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
What are your nicknames for it, Rob?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Have you got any nicknames? Jack and Danny's a fun
one and that was Lou. What was her name? Lou
Sanders is her name. She's very funny. She is hilarious.
So Jack and Danny, obviously a bit of Ryan. Fine China.
And Fine China. No, none of the above. Have you
got a nickname you can share? What about for any parts?
And 131065, by the way.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Have you got any nicknames?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Have you got a quirky name for any of the parts?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I've got one for ours.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Twig and Berries.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's just the normal one. The Twig and Berries, yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
The Twig and Berries.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
I'm more enjoying just sitting here and saying nothing and
seeing you two awkwardly work yourself through this break.

Speaker 10 (12:56):
Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
I want to hear some nicknames.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
You must have some.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Why?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Come on. I do not have any.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
No code names?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
None.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
And what about when the boys, when the boys were young,
did you always refer to it by it's like, that's
your penis?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Or did you go for, did you go for, you know, Willie?
Did you go through a Willie stage? Oh, yeah. What
did you do with the boys when they go, what's this, mum?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
I can't remember.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
I mean, I think it would have been, you know,
I mean, Yeah, because it was weird for me as
a single parent.

Speaker 11 (13:30):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
I mean, maybe downstairs.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, downstairs. I reckon it's different, like, with the girls.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Because the best thing ever was when Huxley came along.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
Because then I'm, like, teaching him how to wheelie.

Speaker 11 (13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
It was the best day.

Speaker 11 (13:42):
Of my life.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
It was so fun.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Why was that so exciting?

Speaker 7 (13:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I feel like that's why we're so mature.

Speaker 14 (13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:47):
Because we find everything so funny. Like, and then for
about a year, I reckon, he goes, every time– Like
you were getting dreaded.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
I would say that God, the universe, whatever you believe in,
has a wonderful sense of humour when they give a
father a.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Daughter to change a nappy for the very first time.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Oh, yeah, that's true. There's all sorts of stuff going on.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Yeah, no, I agree.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
I think that brings a man right back down to earth.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
It did.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Because we've got Sienna's, my little girl's two, and so
we're at a, you know, she's at a very... uh,
interesting age where she's asking a lot of questions and
she was talking about, cause we were having a bath
and she's talking about everything that's going on. She's, you know,
what's that, what's this. And I said to her and
wraps around and I said, that's your, that's your vagina.
And Raph said, oh, don't call it that.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Don't call it that. That's too serious, Dad. It's a foo-foo.
It's obviously a foo-foo.

Speaker 12 (14:43):
A foo-foo.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
So he's already had the terminology.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
A foo-foo.

Speaker 19 (14:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
So he's ready.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I don't know how I feel about that. I feel
like on some level we should just call it what
it is.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Call it what it is. But foo-foo is also a
bit of fun. Where did that come from? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
I don't know. But I love nicknames for things.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Have you got a nickname for it, 131065? I love
Jack and Danny O.

Speaker 9 (15:03):
Robin, Tip and Corey Oates in the morning.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
We're hearing this little clip from the BBC show QI.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Heard a new term for private parts. I have that
when I have laser on my Jack and Danny.

Speaker 15 (15:15):
They make you wear glasses.

Speaker 9 (15:16):
On your what?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Jack and Danny. Jack and Danny? Josh and Danny, funny.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
I mean, the Americans would not get that at all
because they have bum bags called fanny bags.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, your fanny's your bum over there, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Which is just the weirdest thing ever because the first
time I heard it, I was like, what?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Do you remember the nanny? Remember that sitcom, The Nanny? Yes.
And they'd say she was out on her fanny?

Speaker 9 (15:39):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
And we'd all be like, you're what now?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Every night at 5.30, like right when the kids are around,
she's out on her fanny.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
In song.

Speaker 19 (15:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Catherine Adenunda, have you got a name or who are
your partners?

Speaker 13 (15:57):
My ex-partner was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Speaker 16 (15:59):
What?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Why is that?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Okay, no, don't.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
Why?

Speaker 13 (16:03):
Because it's that off low and then bang.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Okay. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. You couldn't have worked that
out by yourself?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I wanted her to say it.

Speaker 11 (16:12):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Oh, that's how long he lasted.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Bang, bang.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Chris of Wellington Point.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
There's a reason why we are doing this early.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
I am just saying.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Good morning, Chris.

Speaker 20 (16:23):
Morning, guys.

Speaker 11 (16:23):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
It's great, mate.

Speaker 11 (16:24):
Good.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Do you have a nickname?

Speaker 11 (16:26):
Yeah, so, well, for myself, it used to be Mr.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Snuffleupagus.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Right.

Speaker 12 (16:32):
For obvious reasons.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
Yeah. Yep, okay.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Oh, because he kept disappearing and no one could find him.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Because it was imaginary to everyone else.

Speaker 11 (16:40):
He was always drooping.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
And the other one, yes.

Speaker 16 (16:46):
So, for my wife, I used to refer to her
lady bits as Nelly Furtado, as in the singer.

Speaker 11 (16:51):
And for years, she couldn't work out why.

Speaker 12 (16:53):
And she asked me, and I said, well, because it
rhymes with smelly fur tart.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Chris.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
That's not fair. I wasn't expecting that one. Stop it.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
I wasn't expecting that.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
One more.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Just one more. Really?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Joe.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Come on. Finish this off, Joe.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
It's so lowbrow. It is. Joe. Joe, come on. Is
it a nickname for yours or who's it for? My
little boys. Oh, yeah?

Speaker 13 (17:22):
So I had two little boys.

Speaker 15 (17:25):
Instead of calling them peckers, I thought I'd call them
their little dicky birds.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (17:31):
Oh, that's cute.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
They're dicky birds.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
And did they grow out of that, Jo?

Speaker 14 (17:36):
Well, one of them is six foot eight, so I
don't think he has a little dicky bird anymore.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
And certainly I would recommend you not saying it to him.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Has he got a bald eagle? He's got a casuary. Okay.

Speaker 9 (17:49):
Robin, Keith and Corey Oates in the morning.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Halfway through the podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Now, you were just talking about at the start of
the podcast, Robin, about how you were a.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Mum and a dad for a lot of your boys' lives.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I just had a listen to another podcast. This is
the Smartless podcast. And they were talking with Sandra Bullock.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Now, I didn't realise Sandra's story of her late husband
had ALS.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Which I don't know much about it, but it sounds
very similar in a lot of ways to MND.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Oh, wow. In that it's, you know, the diagnosis is shocking.
And it's debilitating. It generally happens over a number of years.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
But her husband, and I think you'd really get a
lot out of this podcast, given your life experiences. Her
husband not only had ALS, but was diagnosed right at
the start of COVID.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Oh, wow. So they're all in lockdown.

Speaker 14 (18:44):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
She talks about trying to get nurses and everyone's getting
COVID tests. One of her kids is severe asthmatic, so
she's freaking out about COVID.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
But then also, and this.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Is the real burden, her husband, for whatever reason, didn't
want anyone to know. So she couldn't tell anyone.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
What was going on? What's going on at home.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
So she's dealing with her husband who's dying and going
through all these other, not just physical issues, but there's
mental issues with it.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
And she's alone. That's so hard. That's mean. It is full,
isn't it? I don't think that's fair.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
No.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I don't think that's, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
It's not, I agree.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Having some experience.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
That's not fair.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
And she's got two young kids.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
But her story, and I had no idea, like, I've
got so much respect for her now.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
You know, I always liked her or whatever as an actress.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
But man, what a woman she is. The stuff that
she went through and dealt with through that.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
Makes you think about it, eh?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Oh. Like.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
You know, you have a little wind about this and that,
and then you hear a story about someone, you're like, man,
I'm not doing that bad.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Because, you know, people think that money buys you everything.
Money gives you options.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
There's no question.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
It does not give you happiness.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
And the most famous, richest people on the planet still
have things where life brings them to their knees.

Speaker 14 (19:58):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
And thank goodness for us that Sandra Bullock shares it
so we go, wow, okay, there are other women who
do that.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Amen to you, Sandra.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Robin Kipp and Corey Oates.

Speaker 9 (20:09):
In the morning.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
It's Robin Kipp and Corey Oates on KISS 97.3 doing
it for Temple and Webster.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Okay, so I've pulled Mitchie Lewis in with us, our
social media guru who is also fronting as a rooster.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, giving away red rooster vouchers. It makes sense that
we would send him out to be dressed as a rooster.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
So I wanted to grab him in the studio with
us before he heads out because you, of all of us,
are the one that has teenage kids. Yeah. And my
memory of my boys as teenagers was that the truth
was flexible at times.

Speaker 21 (20:39):
Sometimes nonexistent.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Right.

Speaker 21 (20:41):
Okay, this is good.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I can't believe your little boy's a teenager now. So what, 14?

Speaker 22 (20:45):
He's nearly 14, yeah, next month.

Speaker 11 (20:47):
Wow, wow.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
So I found this on Instagram and this couple, they
work together and they do a whole lot of things
about fitness, family, integrity.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
And he has come up with what I consider to
be the genius.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Way to get the truth out of your child. But
before I play him, how do you do it?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
What do you do?

Speaker 11 (21:08):
Mitchie?

Speaker 22 (21:08):
Honestly, well, this week in particular, it's a funny time
for this to be brought up because we've been trying
to do that for the better part of four or
five days with a particular incident over the weekend.

Speaker 21 (21:18):
Usually, yeah, we just wear him down. It's who's got
the most endurance.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Do you know straight away if it's a lie?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Oh, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 21 (21:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 22 (21:26):
And look, even if I don't sometimes, we tell him,
we're like, mate, Since you popped out, mate, like we
know you.

Speaker 21 (21:32):
We can read you. We know when you're lying. We
don't always have to point it out, but we know.
And because then, then I'm in his head.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Does it work? A little bit.

Speaker 22 (21:41):
I think it's honestly just about wearing it down. I
think in those first couple of minutes, he's like, no,
foot in the sand. I'm going to hold on to
this lie. And I'm like, mate, I've got all night.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
This guy's name is Julius. As I said, it's a
husband and wife, Sharni and Julius. And this is his
one hack for getting the truth.

Speaker 20 (21:59):
There's a question that gets the truth out of a
teenager nearly every time, and it's the opposite of the
one you're probably using or what I used to use.
Let's say you find the thing, the vape, the grades
that they hit, your heart rate spikes, and out it comes.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 20 (22:19):
That's not really a question, is it? It's more like
an accusation. And their brain does exactly what anyone's brain
does when it's accused.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
It defends. It denies.

Speaker 20 (22:34):
It gives you the shortest answer that makes you go away.
You get zero truth. And next time, they hide it better.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Here's the swap.

Speaker 20 (22:47):
Help me understand what happened.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
So instead of why would you do this, help me
understand what happened.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
How would that work?

Speaker 22 (22:56):
Honestly, like last night, we tried that. We sat down
and we said, hey, look, we're still upset about what happened,
but this is a chance for us to have a conversation.
And Sarah was driving it because I feel like if
it's me driving it, even if I haven't said anything,
it's just I think his defence is up. But Sarah
driving it and it was just, no, the blockage was
up and the lies were.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Well, this is the rationale behind why you asked that question.

Speaker 20 (23:20):
The behaviour you can see is usually a symptom of
something you can't see. Stress, peer pressure. a friendship gone wrong,
something they've been carrying alone for weeks. You can't solve
the real problem until you know what it is. Get

(23:44):
the truth first, deal with it after that.

Speaker 22 (23:47):
I'm going to have to ask Sarah whether she watched
this because, honestly, this is speaking to exactly what happened
last night. I know you guys know about that. But
it was like, hey, mate, come on, we're trying to
work this out with you.

Speaker 17 (23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (23:59):
Where can we help you help yourself? And it was
just like, no.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Was he giving you a bit of, I'll tell you
how you can help, get out of my face?

Speaker 21 (24:06):
No, no, not even, no.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
I'll tell you how I can help.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
Let's just go outside and settle this.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
I'm man, I'm man. Just go. Just nothing.

Speaker 22 (24:12):
We haven't reached that. And I hope he doesn't because
he's 14 next month. I reckon by 14 he might
have me in height.

Speaker 21 (24:18):
He is. He's a big boy.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
I reckon if you go down that road, though, after
a while he'll crack.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Particularly if it's his mum.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
If there is genuinely something behind it, which 99.9% of
the time it would be, right, then it'll start to trickle.
I'd be so interested to know if you can come
back to us like in a week or whatever and
tell us what happened.

Speaker 22 (24:39):
Yeah, because my first instance is to say we tried
that and it hasn't immediately worked, but I'd say if
it was just a continuation of that from both of us, maybe.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Who's he most like?

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Me.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Is this your fault?

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Oh, yeah, no, yeah, absolutely my fault.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Would that have worked for you?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Come on, it's Jackie, your beautiful mum.

Speaker 21 (25:00):
Yeah, no, that's the thing.

Speaker 22 (25:01):
Like whenever I'm failing at what I'm doing, if it's
just me talking to him, I'm like, what am I
doing wrong? Because I feel like it was only mum
doing it to me and I'd like to think that I.

Speaker 21 (25:11):
Turn out okay. So I've just got to employ it.
I didn't actually ask, Corey, I was telling you.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I'm giving you my thoughts.

Speaker 21 (25:19):
Like a six out of ten. So, yeah, I'll put
it into practice for a little bit longer, I think.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
And then come and tell us if it works because
if it does, that is genius.

Speaker 19 (25:28):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
And if you need to ask Jackie about it, maybe
she can bring in some of her chocolate slice.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, is that okay?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
It's just a side note.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
I've never had Jackie's chocolate slice for years.

Speaker 21 (25:36):
Have her chocolate slice first and then we'll see whether.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
It's– She just makes you one and then I get mine.
All right.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
So let us know you go with that and three
trays of chocolate.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Thanks, Jackie.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Robin Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Mr.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Know-it-all, Teddy Swims, it's Robin Kip and Corey Oates on
KISS 97.3. Look, we'll take anyone who knows anything about
how to get a kid to stop lying, particularly when
we've got teenagers. Mitch was just telling us. He's in
the wars at the moment.

Speaker 10 (26:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
We're not there yet, so we don't really.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
No. We're not really.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Like, Rafi will tell me a lie, and then within, like,
20 seconds, he'll come back and go, Dad, I lied.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
He just feels so, the weight of guilt.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Okay, that will change.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Do you know, it's made me really stop and think
about it, and I think the one thing I would
say is that.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
You have no power over their peers.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
So it's asking the question around the other way of, like,
who is this someone else?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
And even that's tough.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Yeah. But if it means that they're going to get
in trouble with you versus being humiliated by their peers,
you've got no hope.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Isn't that terrible? Megan at Bowen Hills.

Speaker 10 (26:43):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Hey, what's your tactic?

Speaker 10 (26:46):
So with my girls, when they were younger, teenagers, I
would say, tell me the truth, you don't get in trouble.
Lie to me, it's double the trouble.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Did it work?

Speaker 7 (26:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (26:57):
Yeah, they told me the truth, as much as I
hated hearing half the stuff they told me. I agree,
it was disgusting, but I could not yell at them.
They could not get in trouble, but they told me
the truth. And now, like, they're late 20s, early 30s,
and we have the best relationship ever.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
That's awesome. It's like a courthouse.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Like, if you give an early guilty plea... it's going
to be much better for you. But if we have
to go through a trial, there's going to be major consequences, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Okay, Tabitha of Kalanga, what do you do?

Speaker 15 (27:29):
Yeah, I do exactly the same. I've raised my children
from a young age, but if you tell the truth,
you don't get in as much trouble. If you don't
tell the truth, it's in more trouble and, yeah, they just.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Won't... Do you follow it through, Tabitha? Like, have you
had to do the double the punishment when you found
out the lie?

Speaker 9 (27:50):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
And what does that look like?

Speaker 15 (27:53):
Well, they like the technology, so technology is completely gone.

Speaker 11 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
The threat of taking away phones and tablets seems like
it's a big deal.

Speaker 15 (28:05):
Yeah, it is. And the other thing is doing chores
around the house.

Speaker 14 (28:10):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Well, yeah, even seven-year-olds hate doing that already. Yeah, I
was going to say. You throw that out there.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
And Carly of Heritage Park.

Speaker 19 (28:20):
Good morning, guys. Not a good parenting moment for myself,
I will say. Please do not do this at home.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (28:28):
I've got four children, but three of them are 18
months apart each. I was a single parent, and all
three of them were lying. They were the age of, like, seven, nine,
and 11 or 10.

Speaker 16 (28:38):
And.

Speaker 19 (28:41):
You know the toilet gel stars that go in the toilet?

Speaker 11 (28:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
They make it blue or whatever? Those things? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 19 (28:47):
So for some reason, one of my children decided to
empty the whole star thing and put 20,000 stars inside
the toilet. As a single mother, I'm thinking, God damn it,
that's so expensive. Okay, stood them all there.

Speaker 11 (29:00):
Who lied?

Speaker 19 (29:01):
None of them would tell me who did it. So
I said, okay, that's it. I'm bringing out the big guns.
I've got chilli sauce. I've put a little drop on
each tongue. And I said, right. You know, they were crying.
And I said, okay, here's your second chance. Tell me
who did it. And me as a mum, I was thinking,
just tell me and I'll make a roster who can

(29:22):
put a chilli bloody star on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (29:25):
You know, but no, they just all stood their ground.

Speaker 14 (29:28):
Wow.

Speaker 19 (29:28):
And they got another drop each.

Speaker 17 (29:30):
Wow.

Speaker 19 (29:31):
So to this day, they are 18, 19, and 21,
and I still have.

Speaker 15 (29:35):
No idea who did it.

Speaker 12 (29:36):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I mean, that's pretty solid that the others didn't put their...
other sibling in.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Hey, Kylie, like not now, but could we try and
get all three.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Of them on with you and get to the bottom
of this?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Oh, yes, we should find out.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Sure.

Speaker 19 (29:49):
Oh, gosh, I'm sure they'd be petrified, Kylie.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
We'll put it like there'll be absolution.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
No one's in trouble. No one's in trouble.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
What are they into? Can we bribe them with something?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 12 (30:04):
Look, I don't know.

Speaker 19 (30:04):
They'd probably just find it really humiliating for.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
Me, I think.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Well, that's also a win.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, that's a win for them.

Speaker 19 (30:12):
They bring it up constantly. Oh, mum gave us chilli.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Mum gave us chilli.

Speaker 19 (30:16):
I said, yeah, because you were lying.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Well, let's see if we can get.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
At least one of them on and we'll do it
after the show and just see if we can get
a result for you, Kylie.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (30:26):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I reckon our mates at, geez, you know, the sports
bar underneath the pool.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
They can give some of those hot wings.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
If the boys will tell us, we'll give them 20
hot wings.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Boys or girls, Kylie?

Speaker 19 (30:40):
Two boys and the youngest was a girl.

Speaker 10 (30:44):
I'm pretty sure it wasn't her.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I want, yeah, we could bribe them with the Pullman.
Like maybe, you know, we can up the ante.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, start with the hot wings and work our way up.
Let's do it.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Robin, Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Pupil free day tomorrow, which is wildly inconvenient for most parents.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
It's a lot. It's a lot.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
It is.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
So that also means because Father's Day is on Sunday.
That's three days. That all the stalls and things or,
you know, my little boy's school is having a liturgy today, a.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Father's Day liturgy.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
Oh, nice.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Wow. Are you going to go? I'm going to try
and race there straight after the show and be there
for that.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Beautiful.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
And then straight after that is their sports carnival. It's
a big day today.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
That's cool. Is Ruffy running in anything?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I think they all do it. Have you been teaching
him to run?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
My only advice for him, and this is because last
year I said to him, mate, you actually probably would
have won if you just looked forward instead of sideways.

Speaker 16 (31:38):
How good is it?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
He watched the whole race, watched everyone racing him the
entire race. It's funny. He went sideways. It was terrible. Okay.
And he could have won. I was like, just focus
on the finish line and you'll get there. How funny
is it?

Speaker 7 (31:49):
Don't turn around and talk to him.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I think they do a javelin with a pool noodle. Oh, fair.
Because they're year one.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
I mean, who's going to give a small child something
with a spearhead on the end?

Speaker 7 (31:57):
No, get a broomstick. What are the old broomsticks?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
That'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
So, yeah, it's a big day for a lot of
us today. And the Father's Day stalls have been happening.
And so some, if you're like me, you will have
already seen what's been purchased.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
At the stall.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
No, I'm not allowed to see Monty... She hides it.

Speaker 13 (32:13):
Yeah, good on her.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh, that's good.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yeah, I'm not allowed to look. Nothing, no. Huxton thinks
it's funny.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
He thinks he's hiding what he has, but it's wrapped.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
He's wrapped it, so I can't actually see it.

Speaker 16 (32:24):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
But he still tried to hide the wrapping from me.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
He was walking into the car the other day behind
his back, and every time I turned, he would.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Turn and start walking backwards.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Oh, that's adorable.

Speaker 14 (32:34):
Yeah. And I went.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Mate, I'll just turn around.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I'm so supportive.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Can you look forward and walk, please?

Speaker 5 (32:39):
I am so supportive of kids being encouraged to give
away from themselves. I mean, yes, one of my love
languages used to be gift giving. I've changed a little bit.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
But I just think.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
It's important that we reward our kids for thinking about
someone and then putting in so much effort to then
come up with something that they think their dad will like.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
Are you talking about the same thing we are, like
the stalls? Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Because effectively, you know, we give them the money to
then buy the gift for us.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Or mum can.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
But Raphael, for example, he did not wait for a surprise.
He showed me at 3.01. I picked him up at 3.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Literally, he goes, Dad, here's your gift. I got this
for Father's Day. I want you to have it now.
There's jelly beans in it. Can I have the other ones?
Straight away. Did you say no?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
No, I let him have some because I wanted the
black ones and a Frisbee.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
And that's it?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Because of all the frisbeeing that I love doing. I
don't think he's ever seen me throw a frisbee.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
But what does a seven-year-old think that? Here's something I
can do with Dad.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yeah. So that's the whole gift.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
And I've not seen Dad do it before.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Never.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Maybe he wanted to expand my horizons.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
That's an Olympic sport, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (33:49):
So promise me that on Monday you're going to come
back with a video of you frisbeeing with Rafi.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I would love to, but he took it out into
the backyard yesterday and has thrown it over the fence.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
It's gone.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
It's gone.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
First throw.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
So I'll go and see my neighbours and I'll see
if I can get it back.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
And Drew, our boss Drew, who has two daughters, you've
brought in your brown paper bag full of Father's Day gifts.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
What did you get?

Speaker 17 (34:15):
So same deal as Raffy. My seven-year-old couldn't wait until Sunday,
so I got it all.

Speaker 21 (34:19):
At school pick-up yesterday.

Speaker 16 (34:20):
Yay!

Speaker 8 (34:20):
Right.

Speaker 21 (34:20):
Last year did terribly.

Speaker 17 (34:22):
It was a toilet roll paper with jokes on it,
which I still haven't used because the jokes are quite good.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
So you don't want to waste it. That's not bad.
It's cute. But done pretty well this year.

Speaker 17 (34:33):
Got the world's best gardener pack, which is like a
little garden shovel.

Speaker 9 (34:37):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (34:37):
We've got dad's ice cream shovel.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Oh, that's sweet.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
It's like a teaspoon in the shape of a shovel.
That's good.

Speaker 17 (34:46):
Reusable ice cubes. The only problem is a little handwritten
rocket thing here.

Speaker 21 (34:50):
I love you, Dad.

Speaker 17 (34:51):
You're a blast because you tell me jokes that aren't
very funny.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Oh, look at that. She knows you.

Speaker 10 (34:58):
That's thoughtful.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
It's a rocket and there's her face on that little
picture on the rocket. That's pretty sweet, actually.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
That's Willow. That is adorable. What is wrong with you guys?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
This is so sweet. Well, that's good. I want your child.
That's good stuff.

Speaker 10 (35:11):
Oh, what?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
The Frisbee's not enough.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Come on. That's heartfelt. That's got a picture. It mentions
that he tells jokes. A frisbee. What's that got to
do with me? And what else?

Speaker 7 (35:22):
You had to get lollies because you had to share them.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yeah. He only gave me jelly beans because he said,
you like the black ones. I'll have the rest. There's
three black ones in it.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
That is thoughtful. That is thoughtful.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Do you have anything? I don't have no idea. Not
this year. Not from Hux, either.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
Monty gave me this.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
One last year.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh, I love dad key ring.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
It's a formal key ring.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
It says, I love dad. That's nice.

Speaker 12 (35:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
But it's, I don't know. You've still got it. You've
been using it for a year. Yeah, I leave it
on here.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
And she also buys love hearts normally.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
What, like chocolate ones?

Speaker 7 (35:50):
No, just one to sit in the car. She always
asks me where it is.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
And then I remember she's bought a cup, a best
dad or something. I've never used it because I don't
have coffees at home.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
I don't understand why you lot are being so negative.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
This is the one that makes me laugh. So Huxton.
It's the Huxton's one.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Right.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
I love Mondays because she really thinks about them. And
then she gives herself a cookie too. But Huxley, he
got this hat. They made these hats one year. I
think it might have been last year. It's like a
tie-dye hat. Now, I love hats, but this thing don't
fit my head. And I had to wear it, and
I actually wore it one day, and I'll bring it

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to mine.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
And show you.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
That's, like, way too small?

Speaker 7 (36:31):
It's so small.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
It's just the worst looking hat in the world. But
then also he makes everything, and he puts his face–
On it all.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Oh, I love it.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I love it. So I don't.

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Know what this year's going to bring.

Speaker 8 (36:44):
But my thing is, if I know there's a store
with items, I'm going to ask Monty, what are we
looking at here? I'll give you a 50 if there's
something good.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
If there's a good what?

Speaker 8 (36:55):
I don't know, some golf balls or something on there.
I don't know, some cheap golf ball.

Speaker 12 (36:59):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
Like, I want, you know, I want to see this stuff.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
You want better stuff. I want to just see what
else and say, mate, here's 50. Get me one really
good one.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Just send her in with a pineapple.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
I mean, I think what we've all taken away from
this conversation is that Tegan and Naomi are saints and
the rest of us are just grateful that you have
absolutely nothing to do with our lives this Sunday.

Speaker 16 (37:22):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Fair? That is fair, actually, yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
That's probably fair.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Wade, Adam Marston, hi.

Speaker 11 (37:30):
Hello, how are you going?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Good.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
We've been talking lots about surrogacy over the last couple
of days.

Speaker 11 (37:36):
Yes, I just heard you speaking about it. And I'm
currently going through IVF with my best friend from high school.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Right, okay. So what's your situation? You're in a relationship
with someone else?

Speaker 11 (37:50):
Yeah, my husband and I, we're trying to have a baby.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Right.

Speaker 11 (37:53):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
And so your best friend from high school is going
to be hopefully the surrogate?

Speaker 10 (37:59):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (37:59):
So all goes to plan. So we've got 10 more
days to wait until we find out.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (38:06):
If she's pregnant.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
How did that conversation start and how did you decide
on her?

Speaker 11 (38:12):
I always had asked her over the years to And
she was like, no, no, I can't do it. I
can't do it. And then she decided that she was
going to donate her eggs to us. And we were
in the fertility clinic going at that appointment, talking with
our doctor about her egg retrieval. And during that appointment,
she just turned to me and she.

Speaker 21 (38:31):
Said, I want to do it.

Speaker 11 (38:33):
And I was like, you want to do what? And
she's like, I want to carry the baby.

Speaker 13 (38:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
And I was just.

Speaker 11 (38:38):
Like, oh, my God. I just couldn't, like, this only
actually only happened like three weeks ago that she decided
I'm going to carry the baby. And we did the
insemination on... Tuesday last week.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Does she have kids or has she had kids yet?

Speaker 11 (38:50):
She's got three girls.

Speaker 10 (38:52):
She does.

Speaker 11 (38:52):
And my husband and I, we started a little business.

Speaker 12 (38:55):
We do babysitting and school.

Speaker 11 (38:56):
Pick-ups and drop-offs. And so we actually babysit and I
do the school drop-offs for her three kids.

Speaker 19 (39:02):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Now, this is a personal question.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
You can tell me to F off, but did you
and your husband do the thing where you swirl the
two samples around and you don't know who's going to
be the biological dad?

Speaker 11 (39:12):
We not only did the IVF, as I said, we
did daily inseminations of one of us did one day,
the other one did the next. But we're obviously not going.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
To know until the baby's born.

Speaker 11 (39:24):
But my husband's Samoan and I'm Australian, so that.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Will tell us.

Speaker 8 (39:31):
That will give you a good indication.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
So have you got egg retrieval?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Like how many embryos have you got?

Speaker 11 (39:40):
No, we didn't do egg retrieval. So we're doing straight natural.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (39:46):
Now, we were going to do egg retrieval because she
was just going to be the egg donor.

Speaker 21 (39:50):
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Incredible.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
How are you feeling, Wade?

Speaker 11 (39:59):
I am like, I don't want to get my hopes up,
but I'm very excited. My husband's very excited.

Speaker 21 (40:08):
We can't wait.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
My friend, she's feeling very positive now. Um, she's like,
every time she's wanted to get pregnant, she got pregnant. Wow.

Speaker 12 (40:16):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
She's fertile as. Yeah, she's fertile.

Speaker 11 (40:20):
And my husband and I, we went and did our,
like we went to see the doctor as well. So
we're fertile and ready to go as well.

Speaker 16 (40:26):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
You know when you said you'd been asking her for
a long time, like are we talking about like from
high school age going, hey, listen.

Speaker 11 (40:34):
Like I said, this is actually my second husband, so
I've been asking since the third husband.

Speaker 21 (40:39):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Well, that's a compliment to the new one. She knows.
She knows this is the right time.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
She didn't like the first husband.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Well, there we go.

Speaker 11 (40:47):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Well, Wade, please let us know. In 10 days, let
us know what happens.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yes, I will.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
I will.

Speaker 11 (40:54):
So it's, yeah, in the fortnight time, we should definitely know.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Awesome.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
If not, we'll try again next month.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Awesome. Good luck.

Speaker 19 (41:02):
Thank you, mate.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, good luck.

Speaker 11 (41:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Thanks, mate.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Bye.

Speaker 11 (41:06):
Thanks, mate.

Speaker 9 (41:07):
Rob and Kip and Corey Oates in the morning.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
It's Rob and Kip and Corey Oates on Kiss 97.3. Now,
before we talk to our next guest, this was a
little bit from his TikTok a few weeks back.

Speaker 16 (41:19):
I need to make $ 160 to buy Alex Warren tickets.
I'm busking my way to Alex's Brisbane show, playing only
his music with one goal in mind.

Speaker 21 (41:26):
I want to smack the shit out of that confetti butter.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
He wanted to be there and busk his way to
buying the tickets to Alex Warren whilst playing Alex Warren songs.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yes, and he joins us. Hey, Kanan.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Hello. How are you doing? Hey, good.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
How long did it take you?

Speaker 16 (41:43):
Um, well, initially the price was like a lot more
cause I was buying resale tickets, but it took me, uh,
in at the end cause Alex released more tickets. So
it only took me like three or four sessions, but I,
I kept busking to give some tickets away as well.
So I ended up buying four tickets in total.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
So what's a session of busking?

Speaker 16 (42:02):
Well, you can play for as long as you like
in different locations, but in one location on the Gold Coast,
you can only play for two hours. It took probably
a total of like seven sessions to get all four tickets.

Speaker 12 (42:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Hey, now you mentioned the confetti button. You're going to
bash the confetti button.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
What's that about?

Speaker 16 (42:18):
Basically, Alex has this confetti button that he brings up
on stage during his song Fever Dream.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (42:23):
And he pretty much gets someone from the crowd, whether it's,
you know, he's had a whole bunch of different people.
Like sometimes there's special guests. Sometimes it's people in the
crowd that are dressed up or have signs. And he
basically brings them up on stage for the final chorus
and they just smack the confetti button when the chorus drops.

Speaker 15 (42:41):
Right.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
That's cool.

Speaker 16 (42:41):
And they jump around. So it's just like a really
cool moment to get fans involved.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
How many people saw your TikTok?

Speaker 16 (42:47):
The part two on TikTok was 140,000 last I.

Speaker 15 (42:52):
Checked.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (42:53):
But all the videos combined, I think probably closer to 200,000. Well,
one of.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Those people was Alex Warren's people because on Tuesday night,
this happened.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Did you do a.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Whole TikTok series? I think I saw that. That's sick. Welcome.
This guy right here, he busts my songs.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I think it was to get enough money to come
here tonight.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
What's your name?

Speaker 12 (43:18):
Kaden.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
It's nice to meet you, Kaden. I'm stoked to have
you here. I'll definitely... Can I please get the confetti, bud? Yeah,
you know what? You literally, I saw a whole series
of this guy doing busking on the side of the
road to afford to be able to come to the show.

Speaker 21 (43:33):
F * * * yeah, you impressed me.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
So you got to hit the button and dance around.

Speaker 16 (43:40):
Yeah, it was so fun.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
That's cool, man. That is awesome. Yeah, is that a
dream come true?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Absolutely.

Speaker 16 (43:46):
I think I didn't, like, honestly, I went to the
concert expecting, like, I had my sign and I was like, look,
there's probably going to be so many other people with signs. Like,
it's a big stadium. You know, there's oftentimes everyone dresses
up as, like, random things. Like, people are pulling his
attention in a lot of different directions and I'm just

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holding up a sign. cardboard sign, I was like, I
think the odds are really low. And someone even said
to me in the crowd, there was a bunch of
people with signs and they looked at me and said,
I don't think, I don't like your chances.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
You've been getting sledged on your sign.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Oh, that's great.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
He seems like a great bloke. Did you get to
speak to him at all after that?

Speaker 16 (44:25):
Unfortunately not. He obviously is a busy guy, but just
from my experience on stage, I literally was like, oh
my gosh, this guy is just so kind. I don't
know if you could tell in the video, but just
the interaction with him on stage, he was genuinely like so,
just like warm and friendly.

Speaker 7 (44:43):
He seemed cool and laid back.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (44:46):
Honestly, the concert itself is, it's literally one of the
best concerts I've been to and his performance is incredible.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Wow, that's big.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
And you also gave two tickets away, which is super
cool as well.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
So well done. Good on you, Kanan.

Speaker 16 (45:02):
Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Rob and Keith and Corey Oates in the morning.