Kids Swearing: Is It Ever NOT Funny?

Sure, it may be a bad habit to start early, but when a little kid swears in context...is there anything funnier?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin, Kip and coyotes in the.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Morning, your school school drop off well and truly underway,
hopefully done. Yeah, done and dusted.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Back to school today for most kids.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, raft's got a pupil free day today.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
A lot of the private people what holiday.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
The teachers go and sort out some stuff beforehand, and
parents go, what are we.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Suposed to do this?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
So we want to talk about times that your kids
have sworn in appropriately. Because Drew, our producer and boss,
his two little darlings, aged two and seven, particularly the
two year old has dropp an F bomb.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
What were you telling.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Willow this morning?

Speaker 7 (00:38):
No, you won't saying that, knowing that.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'll give any troubles. Don't just say dogs.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Don't say the other word, Daddy said.

Speaker 8 (01:00):
The dog.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
The dog.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
Yeah, please don't swear. If you can help it, please,
it will help us.

Speaker 9 (01:05):
But Sandra, yes, what happened? My daughter is my Olison,
middle child. The oldest one was three, sitting down eating
a bowl of oranges, and the one year old crawled
up to her, grabbed an orange and started eating it
with a three year old look to get in the face,
and it sweent off for f's sake.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
See context you're.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Turned out of Bengary East.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (01:37):
So my daughter's ten now, and so when she was six,
we were at a car yard signing paid work because
we're buying your car and clearly taking too long, and
she is just like, can you and hurry up?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Still it's a stranger.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
It's a stranger judging you. What happened?

Speaker 8 (02:02):
Hi, guys?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
About ten years ago my in laws, my nod and
part we're looking after my sorry eighteen months old and
three year old and they used to dress up for
them and all that kind of stuff. And one day
Nan Massa said no, no, no, I packed away and
my three year old turned around and went, you're in
F and B eighteen months old? Then I did and
they were like, yeah, she is an F and D

(02:25):
and he likes to say. I got home that day
from my track and they just flew out the door
and I was like, what's going on? And it wasn't
until a while later that I found the story out
and I was like, oh my god, so say family
story for the errands to go.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's eighteen month old doubling down, Yeah, just joining yeah,
yeahs a on what is it?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
What happened? What they said, good morning, goes. My son
told me that f off. We were in we were
in a bottle shop and he was touching things and
I said, please, don't touch things and he said off.
So I said, I just said to him, you wait
till we get home and I'll tell your mother what
you said to me. And then my husband said, but
you are his mother, and I said yeah, but I

(03:13):
didn't want everyone else to know that.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm telling your mum when we get home.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Jenny at Kabua, what happened?

Speaker 7 (03:26):
My daughter wanted to was in prep and you know
cupcakes are a big thing for those little direct decorative cupcakes.
So she took it off to school and sat it
on the seat and a little boy ran past and
knocked it off, knocked it off onto the ground, and
the teacher just picked it up real quick and dust
it off and said, oh, here you go. And she
said she looked at it, and she said, I'm not

(03:47):
ethinite that you.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Again in context so bad that.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I could go more than let's do one more. Nina
had like say, Nana, Hi, how old are we talking here?

Speaker 8 (04:09):
So it's about twenty two years ago. My son so
my young my daughter was actually getting baptized and my son,
he's about five then, and so we were going up
to you know, have her baptized, and he yelled out,
oh my god, there going to drown her. Oh yeah,

(04:35):
and you know, being being like you know, Methodist and
very religious.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
It was that's a that's a rough in church, was
it s there was everyone paused for Oh man, they.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
Just looked at me because I was a black peep.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's true, She asked, glorious, my did you say his
name was Vinn.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
My son?

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Yeah, no, well, actually no, his name is Dylan. He's
back in the.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
State, Okay, speaking about the country around the country

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Robin Keith and coyotes in the morning.