Kip and Corey Reveal Their Most Arrestable Offences

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin in the morning. What is it that that go Okay,
this is the moment I've done it.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I do say to Jesse a lot, that's like arrestable
in jail. Well he he when he will chew his
nails up so he doesn't clip his nails, he'll just
do the old flick and throw it in the Except also,
I thought, because we recently moved house and I'm the

(00:30):
one who moved the bed and like cleaned and vacuumed,
and I moved the bed and I kid you not,
maybe a hundred little moon shaped little Jesse moons behind
the bed of his nails that he's just flicked. Well,
he's going to sleep because you know, a whole a
couple of years just flick it popped behind the bed head.
Where does he think they go? I was ropeable.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Some some fairy just comes.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Call the place that's arrestable. That's a rest for Naomi.
For me, I know that if I leave things on
the kitchen bench one more time, like it's just it's
where I like to put stuff. I come home, I'll
put the things on the kitchen bench. And her happiness
is directly linked with the cleanness of the bench.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, so it's mine.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
See if that was me, Jesse knows. I just put
it in a really inconvenient place for him, Like I
would just pick it all up and then put it
like on his cease, on the couch or on his
side of the bed. I will actively move it. And
you're lucky that Naomi is not just sweeping it all
straight into the bin at the end of the car.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
We're calling an offense. Wow, okay, well, where do you
got at this washer? Every time I get a call, Look,
this washer is full? Can you unpack it when you
get home?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Worries dar. I forget I can nine times out of ten.
And she comes home from the whole day at work
and flustered and angry and goes put something diswasher and
it's full.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, so you're handing yourself in. This is your own
this is your own arrestable events.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I'm going through the list. Give me a chance. Okay,
footmarks in the house.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
What do you mean your footmarks?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, she says, you've got the oilies feet in the world.
When you walk, you just see your footprints everywhere. Like okay, well,
phbe fair. I walk outside of nothing in the barefoot.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And then you bring your dirty feet.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Well, it brings me to this. I when I do
all the mowing and we're be snippering, I always think
that I take I get all the grass off, but
you forget the back and then I walk through the
house and take its just mopped and vacuums and all
your hear is a vacuum drop and just be like,
oh my god, how high is it?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Jail police are at the door.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Mate, Yeah, I'm gone, You're gone.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm out thirteen one six five. What is it? What
do you do at home that's arrestable? Arrestable offenses? At home?
Your partner does something, you just go, that's it. One
more time, I'm calling the police.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Do you imagine if you had your own little like
sell at home when when the partner did the same thing,
like ten.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, but I just back to that and you're like, nah,
that's it.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You're gone a week, go to jab You're going in
the cell. You're going in the house.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Cell. Go Now.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I think that Alana's taking the cake so far from
the news room. Her partner Jesse with a flicking the
fingernails over the down the side of the bed. I
couldn't deal with that, deal with it. That's arrestable.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Are you telling me there's only one thing that Naomi,
I bet that I do.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh no, there's such a big list. But I think
the one that I remember, because that's the most important
one is the bench. The kitchen bench must remain clear.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
What's the point of bench?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm not even your honor. I don't have an argument
in this. I just know that it's a bench and
it needs to be clear. It doesn't matter that it's
a big one. And then there's plenty of rooms for everything.
Don't start Daniel out of Flagstone. You're You're always in trouble.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Daniel, always in trouble, boys that I am in the
walk in the bathroom, we've got the vanity and the
queen vanity brushes.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes, I shaved quite often.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I shaved once towice a week, and get a little
shaving clippers all around the vanity, and then you try
your best to clean it up.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You always, Yeah, they go everywhere. What happens when what
happens when one of those ones up on the end
of the toothbrush.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Oh god, I know it's happening.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I've seen it. Have you ever heard that reaction when
you're walking to the bedroom and game. I'm just gonna
take a detail.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Daniel, Katie out of the switch. Now, is it you
doing the offenses, Katie or is it your partner?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
No, it's my husband. He's a moving violation. I could
give it to you alphabetically chewing driving. The biggest thing
he does is so annoying is he doesn't want to
watch something that you're watching, but he'll keep coming into

(05:13):
the room at pivotal moments what he on about or
what she did for.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh, that's a you can't just catch me up. No,
I lose my mind. I bet he put him under arrest.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's that's an arrest.