Naughty Nana’s Most Outrageous Confession Yet!

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I heard podcasts year more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the freeheart app. We're doing this Confession for
Cash nice and early, because this is definitely not one
for kids. No, this could go in our sort of
naughty six forty kind of era because we've met Leanne before.
She was our naughty nana and she told us this.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I uploaded an adult video to my daughter's Google account
instead of mine. How adulty was this video? Not a
single thumbnail? Is anyone wearing any clothes? Oh my?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh so not just you?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Not just me? No, I had three other convanions.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
So there's the baseline. That's where we started.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
And Leanne has a news story.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
With Robin Kidd and Coyotes. This is Confessions for Cash.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
How are you today? Excellent?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
You're a naughty granny, so you've got a new story
to get off your chest. What can you tell us, Leanne?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well, last year, at the start of my journey, I
was having a day that I was feeling very into
myself and I had to go to the Department of
Transport and Main Throats.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So I'm the address.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Professionally, you know, slacks and a blouse, but I'm going
commando because I'm trying add a new massage therapy toy
and I'm lined up, you know that big reception desk.
I'm standing there surrounded by people going about their business.
And what happens to next is, oh, it's so embarrassing.
I cop and as I do, so.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm not sure what actually happened gravity Veiskolskoviy the cop itself,
but the massage therapy toy starts to slide out and
I feel it on the back of my thigh, but
I'm kind of oblivious. Maybe it's as maybe it's an insect.
So I've got my arm up covering. I coughed, and
I whack.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Up my leg with my left thigh and at it. Shoot.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
It's turned on. So it's vibrating visual probably you know,
a slug at a techno dance.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Just because at first I didn't hear the word probably,
But you said you coughed, so as you coughed, this
thing can projector fight out out of you. And now
it's vibrating inside your pants.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, And I whapped at my pants, raising you know,
your leg as you do, and added shoot, and so
it's now on the floor. Everyone.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
How big was it?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Lenn look about the size of your hand. What that is? Why?
But you know, okay, I mean it's vibrating.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Did we just how are you functioning as a human?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
You call?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
This is like I said, this is early stages, so
I'm still learning boundaries. And were you thinking to yourself?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Did you cross? Were you thinking yourself? Listen? I know
and when I go in and do my regio, it's
going to take It's going to take ages.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
So I'm going to just do something so that I'm
not bored.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
You are like the funnest human. Okay, we're now in
this scenario where it's dislodged. You're in an inappropriate place
for that sort of thing. What did you do?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, it's bouncing and it's kind of vibrating, and as
it does that, it switches on its ali D light,
So now everyone cannot only see it.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Where is it now the front of me?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Did you and say?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Who is that?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I hesitant to pick it up because I know where
it's been.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You didn't you, Julian? What did you do?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I picked it up. I shoved it into my handbag
and I set out loud as possibly I could. Oh,
that must have got tangled up in the dryer, and
I just went back in.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Line, so I didn't get into the front.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yes, they got me front, I did and my number
was called within ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
What a way to get through that. I hate. I
have to use a sex toy to get us through
the boring why so.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
So yeah that's me, guys.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's well done calling ticket number sixty nine. Seriously, I
didn't think it topped the fact that you shared a
video of you with three other people on your Children
and Children's Chat, but no, you've beaten that. So another

(05:15):
five hundred dollars for you, my love.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Wait, thank you very much, thank you for listening to
part of my journey and as always, just be the
magnificent souls you are.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Amen. Thank you