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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin Kid and in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You need in this.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Okay, sure, let's talk about maps.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's talk about trash team, Let's talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
All the good things and the bad things marriage can be.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Let's talk about maps.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Thirteenth season we are in and look they just I mean,
I would have thought after this time it would be
so hard to feel. It's almost like a play. You
need the villain, you need the innocence, you need the
you know, the skankies. Yeah, still like themselves.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
You said that we have so much the paperwork in
front of you and just go, okay, skank.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Poll skanker men and women like there's no definition here.
Oh yeah, but the innocence playing the innocence this season,
Rachel and Stephen. Now, these are the two I talked
about them on Monday after we met them, or maybe
it was Tuesday. Rachel hasn't she's been in a situation
(01:04):
ship for seven years, and Stephen hasn't dated for ten.
So these are the two that we are immediately going
to feel sorry for. And they are quite lovely. And
he particularly is very naive when it comes to relationships,
like for example, on the wedding day, he totally forgot
to tell her she looked beautiful. Yeah, because he was like,
(01:25):
but you do.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was like, buddy, you.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Got to say it out loud.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
I like it because he's starting the bar.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Well no, no, no, he's literally starting like this guy.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
He's learning already, just start line.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
He's thirty four. So this is where we're sitting. But
poor little poppet, he goes on a honeymoon. They send
them to Mudge and they're in a muddy Oh much
is great for me. Go to Mudge if you want
to do wine tasting. It's like it's New South Wales.
It's kind of West Northwest.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
I'm only one of the right.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yes, there is a racetrack. So they've got a glamping
they're in a glamping at a vineyard and then poor
old Stephen something goes terribly wrong.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Rachel and Stephen have arrived at their luxury eco glamping resort,
but unfortunately for Stephen, he's come down with a case
of digestive discomfort.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
I've got a tommy ache, not feeling well. Is this
the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah? Definitely not sound pretty.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And a discovery of an absent toilet door isn't good
news for Stephen.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
I am really concerned about this. It's not so much
to view, it's the sound. We're all human and we
make sounds. And look, this early into the relationship. I
don't want Rachel hearing my bower movements.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
About the description, what was it something whatever? Just say, Gastro, Yeah,
I've got a tummy up, tummy upsets.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Trying to be kind and just say I've got a
tummy upset.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Could meeting a women for the first time and not
only are you faced, were going to have to like
share a bed, but now you've got a curtain that's
separating you between the toilet and you've got gas.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Like a silk shep was between the toilet and their bed.
It's awful.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Happened on a honeymoon?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Right up the real lovers when you when you meet
the person, and you meet all of them, but sometimes
the first day it takes experience to know that, you
know what I mean, Like they're very inexperienced, these two,
so they're not ready.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
For ask and we are going to talk. What's the
worst thing that's happened on a honeymoon? I mean, I
think if you want to do Gastro stories, we're.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Up for those.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
As well, I mean that probably is, but yes, if
that's your story. Thirteen one oh sixty five, and we've
got fun labs vouch just to give away as well.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Can I just ask you? Do you guys like leave
your door open when you're in the toilet?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Who?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Absolutely, no way? Oh thank god, I know. I've got
two doors. I insisted on two doors. I've got to
toilet door out of a bathroom door, and we close
them both. I'm so weird about.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Toilet in the bar and I gave walked forty to
the bar.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't want people know. On okay, nocuse.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
When I renovated my house with my husband Sean, he
was like, you know, we can have one of those
half walls.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, absolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Okay, good, yeah, okay, now that we've got that clean, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Thirty one six five. What happened on the honeymoon?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Lena of Caribbee? What was it?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Well, on our honeymoon we went to Gary.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, I've spent lovely day there. My husband drove to
the island, but he never drove off the island because
he collapsed on the barge.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yes, well, obviously we had overse is coming to the wedding,
lots of partying for many days and enjoying babies, you
name it. And then I forgot to drink after and
the good old do you have reason?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, you forgot to drink water? Four days without water?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
How would you get over that?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
What have I married?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The doctors like, have you drunk any water?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Basic human?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
As I said, I do around the points?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I've been We got married back in New Zealand and
we come over here to Australia for our honeymoon, and
we've been married five days, four days, and it was
my birthday and I woke up and my husband was like,
so what are we going to do today? Well, how
about a happy birthday you? He's like, he goes about
(05:57):
your birthday? Guys, but we got married.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, that's exactly, isn't he the greatest gift?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Nrella?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
You still married, living married to duty.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Weeks ago and he still loved my life. I love that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
One hundred and fifty Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
He never forgot my birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
About one hundred and fifty bucks to spend at fund
Labs for for NoREL greg A Brackenridge.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
What happens.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It was a new relationship. It was a gastro situation. Yeah,
and I didn't have gastro, but it was our first
time away. We went to a destination and after the
road trip was had to go and it's very small complex.
We stadium, and I disciptly turned and said, at this stage,
I'm wearing too the bathroom with you. Can you please
(06:54):
go for a walk?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Did she?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She's She just birthed out and said, no worries, babes?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Would I did?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I drenched a place and after shaved, I mean, I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Sitting here thinking shouldn't you have found another toilet? But actually,
you know, there's there's something quite endearing about a man
who's trying to protect protect. Yes, up front a situation,
So well done, Greg.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
On your Greg. One hundred and fifty bucks to spend
in fun labs for Greg. You can put loose this weekend.
So it's holy moly and booked today. We're going to
get to news. But my brother's here. Luke, Hey, lukey,
hey you guys.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
How are you going?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Good mate, Let's talk about your honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Yeah, so twenty five years ago, so we went to Thailand,
and I had an oyster about the size of a
small steak. Crazy English people that convinced me to have it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You've never eaten oysters in your life, this is your
first oyster.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
It's my first ever oyster. And then anyway, it went
down perfectly. Back to the hotel about midnight, all of
a sudden, I was just ravenously hungry, like beyond belief,
and I ate the entire mini bar in front of Grace.
And then I didn't know what the hell was going on,
but basically my body was trying to tell me that
something seriously was wrong, and I lost. I think I
(08:18):
lost about eleven killers in eight days. I wrote the
letters to my mum saying that it was I'm sorry
that I'm dying so young. Was having to she was
having to run into the behind me, and I was like,
have you ever seen those hippos that like defend themselves
from prey. Yeah, she was coming in with a tower,
(08:40):
basically trying to stop the projectiles. I pulled the signis
in health card?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Very very yes, And you're still together?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Still together? Twenty five years of April and.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That uh no, never again, never at all.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Good.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Now I'm done.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I still remember picking look up from the airport and
he was the shadow of a man. And he looked
at me at the airport and said, hold me, my God,
Robin Kid and in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You need in this.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Okay, sure, let's talk about maps.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's talk about trash team, Let's talk about.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
All the good things and the bad things marriage can be.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Let's talk about maps.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
Thirteenth season we are in and look they just I mean,
I would have thought after this time it would be
so hard to feel. It's almost like a play. You
need the villain, you need the innocence, you need the
you know, the skankies. Yeah, still like themselves.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
You said that we have so much the paperwork in
front of you and just go, okay, skank.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Poll skanker men and women like there's no definition here.
Oh yeah, but the innocence playing the innocence this season,
Rachel and Stephen. Now, these are the two I talked
about them on Monday after we met them, or maybe
it was Tuesday. Rachel hasn't she's been in a situation
(01:04):
ship for seven years, and Stephen hasn't dated for ten.
So these are the two that we are immediately going
to feel sorry for. And they are quite lovely. And
he particularly is very naive when it comes to relationships,
like for example, on the wedding day, he totally forgot
to tell her she looked beautiful. Yeah, because he was like,
(01:25):
but you do.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was like, buddy, you.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Got to say it out loud.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
I like it because he's starting the bar.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Well no, no, no, he's literally starting like this guy.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
He's learning already, just start line.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
He's thirty four. So this is where we're sitting. But
poor little poppet, he goes on a honeymoon. They send
them to Mudge and they're in a muddy Oh much
is great for me. Go to Mudge if you want
to do wine tasting. It's like it's New South Wales.
It's kind of West Northwest.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
I'm only one of the right.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yes, there is a racetrack. So they've got a glamping
they're in a glamping at a vineyard and then poor
old Stephen something goes terribly wrong.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Rachel and Stephen have arrived at their luxury eco glamping resort,
but unfortunately for Stephen, he's come down with a case
of digestive discomfort.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
I've got a tommy ache, not feeling well. Is this
the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah? Definitely not sound pretty.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And a discovery of an absent toilet door isn't good
news for Stephen.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
I am really concerned about this. It's not so much
to view, it's the sound. We're all human and we
make sounds. And look, this early into the relationship. I
don't want Rachel hearing my bower movements.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
About the description, what was it something whatever? Just say, Gastro, Yeah,
I've got a tummy up, tummy upsets.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Trying to be kind and just say I've got a
tummy upset.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Could meeting a women for the first time and not
only are you faced, were going to have to like
share a bed, but now you've got a curtain that's
separating you between the toilet and you've got gas.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Like a silk shep was between the toilet and their bed.
It's awful.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Happened on a honeymoon?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Right up the real lovers when you when you meet
the person, and you meet all of them, but sometimes
the first day it takes experience to know that, you
know what I mean, Like they're very inexperienced, these two,
so they're not ready.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
For ask and we are going to talk. What's the
worst thing that's happened on a honeymoon? I mean, I
think if you want to do Gastro stories, we're.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Up for those.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
As well, I mean that probably is, but yes, if
that's your story. Thirteen one oh sixty five, and we've
got fun labs vouch just to give away as well.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Can I just ask you? Do you guys like leave
your door open when you're in the toilet?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Who?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Absolutely, no way? Oh thank god, I know. I've got
two doors. I insisted on two doors. I've got to
toilet door out of a bathroom door, and we close
them both. I'm so weird about.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Toilet in the bar and I gave walked forty to
the bar.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't want people know. On okay, nocuse.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
When I renovated my house with my husband Sean, he
was like, you know, we can have one of those
half walls.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, absolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Okay, good, yeah, okay, now that we've got that clean, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Thirty one six five. What happened on the honeymoon?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Lena of Caribbee? What was it?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Well, on our honeymoon we went to Gary.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, I've spent lovely day there. My husband drove to
the island, but he never drove off the island because
he collapsed on the barge.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yes, well, obviously we had overse is coming to the wedding,
lots of partying for many days and enjoying babies, you
name it. And then I forgot to drink after and
the good old do you have reason?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, you forgot to drink water? Four days without water?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
How would you get over that?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
What have I married?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The doctors like, have you drunk any water?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Basic human?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
As I said, I do around the points?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I've been We got married back in New Zealand and
we come over here to Australia for our honeymoon, and
we've been married five days, four days, and it was
my birthday and I woke up and my husband was like,
so what are we going to do today? Well, how
about a happy birthday you? He's like, he goes about
(05:57):
your birthday? Guys, but we got married.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, that's exactly, isn't he the greatest gift?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Nrella?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
You still married, living married to duty.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Weeks ago and he still loved my life. I love that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
One hundred and fifty Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
He never forgot my birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
About one hundred and fifty bucks to spend at fund
Labs for for NoREL greg A Brackenridge.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
What happens.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It was a new relationship. It was a gastro situation. Yeah,
and I didn't have gastro, but it was our first
time away. We went to a destination and after the
road trip was had to go and it's very small complex.
We stadium, and I disciptly turned and said, at this stage,
I'm wearing too the bathroom with you. Can you please
(06:54):
go for a walk?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Did she?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She's She just birthed out and said, no worries, babes?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Would I did?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I drenched a place and after shaved, I mean, I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Sitting here thinking shouldn't you have found another toilet? But actually,
you know, there's there's something quite endearing about a man
who's trying to protect protect. Yes, up front a situation,
So well done, Greg.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
On your Greg. One hundred and fifty bucks to spend
in fun labs for Greg. You can put loose this weekend.
So it's holy moly and booked today. We're going to
get to news. But my brother's here. Luke, Hey, lukey,
hey you guys.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
How are you going?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Good mate, Let's talk about your honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Yeah, so twenty five years ago, so we went to Thailand,
and I had an oyster about the size of a
small steak. Crazy English people that convinced me to have it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You've never eaten oysters in your life, this is your
first oyster.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
It's my first ever oyster. And then anyway, it went
down perfectly. Back to the hotel about midnight, all of
a sudden, I was just ravenously hungry, like beyond belief,
and I ate the entire mini bar in front of Grace.
And then I didn't know what the hell was going on,
but basically my body was trying to tell me that
something seriously was wrong, and I lost. I think I
(08:18):
lost about eleven killers in eight days. I wrote the
letters to my mum saying that it was I'm sorry
that I'm dying so young. Was having to she was
having to run into the behind me, and I was like,
have you ever seen those hippos that like defend themselves
from prey. Yeah, she was coming in with a tower,
(08:40):
basically trying to stop the projectiles. I pulled the signis
in health card?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Very very yes, And you're still together?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Still together? Twenty five years of April and.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That uh no, never again, never at all.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Good.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Now I'm done.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I still remember picking look up from the airport and
he was the shadow of a man. And he looked
at me at the airport and said, hold me, my God,
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