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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin Ki and in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Now this I hope this happens a lot. But so yeah,
you know when your kids know they have a bad
night sleep and then they walk in and cuddle up
and jump in your bed and take up the whole bed, right, Yeah,
that is not what I'm going to talk about it.
It's about what else they do. So Monty, she's she's six,
and you know sometimes she goes a little cop the
(00:23):
coughing fits they get when they get stuff stuck on there. Right,
I had that was having a bad night's sleep and
you could hear it. And anyway, she's walked in. There's
about twelve thirty one, and you know, you know, I
sleep in your bed. Yep, no worries. And then she goes,
I'm just going to go we and like ye're just
going toilet.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Just all go all good?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, and I'm thinking I just turn on the there's
a toilet light, but they always turned on.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anyway, she's gone in and there's a there's a switch
with six switches.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
On it in the bathroom to get there, and it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Goes pretty much brightest to the least at the you know,
in there in order anyway.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Top the bottom. She goes first flick bright, just bang,
like the whole room just let up.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And you hear the switch and bright.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
On, fan off, heat lamp off, heat lamp off. And
then it was walking round that's not bright enough.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Back to the fan, left the fan and turned the
heat lamp on, and then goes and turns the tightlight.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Raft does the same. We've got the same six switch.
You hear him and you lie there getting more tense
going and I was gonna do the next one, and
they don't close the door. The light streams.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Into your bathroom, and all I remember was I just
lost it. I just started giggling, laughing my head off,
because what do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Like nothing?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
They don't care about it at all. I haven't thought
about it.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Sorry, Dad, it's get off, turn everything off?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, jump over you to get in the bed pillow
snuggling and then start kicking in the back.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And then you out.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
And your sleep quality is the least of their interests
of all the things. So what age does that change?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Never?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Because I don't really that was me.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I wouldn't care either, Okay, Mom and Dad, I'm saying
that was me. Mum and Dad's base. I'm I'm switching
them all on and jumping in bed and kicking them out.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's not the sun.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It's not only at this point that we looked to
draw our producer, who all.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sure got a better a similar age.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
This was a couple of nights ago and I didn't
know what time it was, but something sunlight was in
my eyes. They're still closed, but I'm like, oh my god,
I've slept in No, no, no, little two year old's
got a freaking torch in my eye?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Why do you?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And what time was it?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
This is gone just after two am?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You thought the sun was up?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Did she have a torch?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Mum's fault, obviously, did you get why was she waking you?
I just love you put the light on the go
first and you think you've got up with his dad's face?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Do you have any surely you got three boys?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That was endless?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Sleep was an optional extra for me? And if they
and you know, when I became a single parent, it
was like a stream of them because one would wake
the next and then they're like, I need a drink
like wrestles okay, oh yeah. They'd fight each other I mean,
like I remember there was a full blown like kerfuffle
with the dog going off its teats, and the three
(03:39):
boys have decided that two am is a great time
to get up and like wrestle each other a fight,
and do you know what it was over? It was
over who was better Man City or Liverpool?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
That is the best ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And I don't care about your sleep. Oh no, no,
going to get up at three am in the morning,
right Nick, Nick's on the phone out of the morning, Nick, good.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Guys, how you doing from listening? First time caller?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Oh good man?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What happens? My little bloke?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Look?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And he just does it as a spur of a
moment and we've sort of winged him off it, but
he just likes to get him a nerd nud and
he drops his dacks, takes his top off and we
can't pick it, and he doesn't give a hoot. He
just like put it. We've been at restaurant and slowly
tried to convince him to keep his pants on, but
(04:32):
he just takes his top off and he just keeps
on eating and we're all right, yeah, and he doesn't
give a stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Nick?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
He's four if you said seventeen.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
This is just that this has just refreshed the brain
last week when she has Huxy shopping and the big
fellow loves to push out a big you know emotion,
a big you know, far fat yeah air come out,
and apparently so he and said he got worried that
it followed through. So he's walked into i think she said,
(05:06):
the kitchen part of where she was, like the cafe,
and pulled his dacks down and drops his ducks just
to check he hasn't followed through.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
A part of the restaurant somewhere with a little bit, just.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
The food prep area.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
That's where you want to be, gray.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Field, what happened?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
What did you do at midnight?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
So in my bedroom, it's like walk through into the
bathroom and she's slammed open the bathroom door and she's
just standing there with a light on behind her, so
pretty much you just see a silhouette and it looks
like a murdercing. She has blood all over her face,
and I've woken up, going what the hell has happened? Yeah,
And she said her tooth, her robbily tooth, was annoying her,
(05:51):
so she ripped it out and she just decided to
stand there at midnight and show me. I'm like, we'll
go clean it up. Yeah, that's a heart attack. How
old she would have been about ten? Well?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, yeahs governed in blood.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Working up a slamming of a door in a silhouette,
standing there with blood.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's like a horror movie.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's like a proper horror
Robin Ki and in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Now this I hope this happens a lot. But so yeah,
you know when your kids know they have a bad
night sleep and then they walk in and cuddle up
and jump in your bed and take up the whole bed, right, Yeah,
that is not what I'm going to talk about it.
It's about what else they do. So Monty, she's she's six,
and you know sometimes she goes a little cop the
(00:23):
coughing fits they get when they get stuff stuck on there. Right,
I had that was having a bad night's sleep and
you could hear it. And anyway, she's walked in. There's
about twelve thirty one, and you know, you know, I
sleep in your bed. Yep, no worries. And then she goes,
I'm just going to go we and like ye're just
going toilet.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Just all go all good?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, and I'm thinking I just turn on the there's
a toilet light, but they always turned on.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Anyway, she's gone in and there's a there's a switch
with six switches.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
On it in the bathroom to get there, and it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Goes pretty much brightest to the least at the you know,
in there in order anyway.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Top the bottom. She goes first flick bright, just bang,
like the whole room just let up.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And you hear the switch and bright.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
On, fan off, heat lamp off, heat lamp off. And
then it was walking round that's not bright enough.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Back to the fan, left the fan and turned the
heat lamp on, and then goes and turns the tightlight.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Raft does the same. We've got the same six switch.
You hear him and you lie there getting more tense
going and I was gonna do the next one, and
they don't close the door. The light streams.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Into your bathroom, and all I remember was I just
lost it. I just started giggling, laughing my head off,
because what do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Like nothing?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
They don't care about it at all. I haven't thought
about it.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Sorry, Dad, it's get off, turn everything off?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, jump over you to get in the bed pillow
snuggling and then start kicking in the back.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And then you out.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
And your sleep quality is the least of their interests
of all the things. So what age does that change?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Never?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Because I don't really that was me.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I wouldn't care either, Okay, Mom and Dad, I'm saying
that was me. Mum and Dad's base. I'm I'm switching
them all on and jumping in bed and kicking them out.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's not the sun.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It's not only at this point that we looked to
draw our producer, who all.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sure got a better a similar age.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
This was a couple of nights ago and I didn't
know what time it was, but something sunlight was in
my eyes. They're still closed, but I'm like, oh my god,
I've slept in No, no, no, little two year old's
got a freaking torch in my eye?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Why do you?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And what time was it?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
This is gone just after two am?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You thought the sun was up?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Did she have a torch?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Mum's fault, obviously, did you get why was she waking you?
I just love you put the light on the go
first and you think you've got up with his dad's face?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Do you have any surely you got three boys?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That was endless?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Sleep was an optional extra for me? And if they
and you know, when I became a single parent, it
was like a stream of them because one would wake
the next and then they're like, I need a drink
like wrestles okay, oh yeah. They'd fight each other I mean,
like I remember there was a full blown like kerfuffle
with the dog going off its teats, and the three
(03:39):
boys have decided that two am is a great time
to get up and like wrestle each other a fight,
and do you know what it was over? It was
over who was better Man City or Liverpool?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
That is the best ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And I don't care about your sleep. Oh no, no,
going to get up at three am in the morning,
right Nick, Nick's on the phone out of the morning, Nick, good.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Guys, how you doing from listening? First time caller?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Oh good man?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What happens? My little bloke?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Look?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And he just does it as a spur of a
moment and we've sort of winged him off it, but
he just likes to get him a nerd nud and
he drops his dacks, takes his top off and we
can't pick it, and he doesn't give a hoot. He
just like put it. We've been at restaurant and slowly
tried to convince him to keep his pants on, but
(04:32):
he just takes his top off and he just keeps
on eating and we're all right, yeah, and he doesn't
give a stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Nick?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
He's four if you said seventeen.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
This is just that this has just refreshed the brain
last week when she has Huxy shopping and the big
fellow loves to push out a big you know emotion,
a big you know, far fat yeah air come out,
and apparently so he and said he got worried that
it followed through. So he's walked into i think she said,
(05:06):
the kitchen part of where she was, like the cafe,
and pulled his dacks down and drops his ducks just
to check he hasn't followed through.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
A part of the restaurant somewhere with a little bit, just.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
The food prep area.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
That's where you want to be, gray.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Field, what happened?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
What did you do at midnight?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
So in my bedroom, it's like walk through into the
bathroom and she's slammed open the bathroom door and she's
just standing there with a light on behind her, so
pretty much you just see a silhouette and it looks
like a murdercing. She has blood all over her face,
and I've woken up, going what the hell has happened? Yeah,
And she said her tooth, her robbily tooth, was annoying her,
(05:51):
so she ripped it out and she just decided to
stand there at midnight and show me. I'm like, we'll
go clean it up. Yeah, that's a heart attack. How
old she would have been about ten? Well?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, yeahs governed in blood.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Working up a slamming of a door in a silhouette,
standing there with blood.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's like a horror movie.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's like a proper horror
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