Worst Joke Wednesday: Vance Joy's Funniest Punchline

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Robin Kith and Coyotes in.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
The morning, it's Robin kiping Corio. It's on Kiss ninety
seven to three.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Get ready for the worst jokes you'll ever hear. It
so bad they're good, or at least that's the idea.
They might make your laugh, but you'll probably grown. Hey,
it's Robin kipping Corey's Worst Jokes Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes, thirty six five is our number. We love to
get your worst jokes. Today. I had this great joke,
construction joke, but I'm still working on it.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay, that actually possibly goes down as the dad.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Joke that is the.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
This could take it. I reckon when does a joke
become a dad joke? When when it becomes a parent.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's go to place the people. I heard a snigger
from Max of Newstatus on the phone. Max. Is this
a dad joke or just one of your favorites? Look,
it's just a bad joke, dad joke as that dad
joke dad joke in his name? All right, what do
you got? Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to
the bathroom? Why why because a silent p oh, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's the best.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, Amy out of Ashgrove what's your joke? Amy? If
the USA is so great, why did they need to
bother creating the USB?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No one till Trump.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I wanted to finish it off.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh yeah, no one, give me hold on thirty one
six fives down number. If you've got one to contribute.
We do have a celebrity. He wants to get involved
very soon. But all right, take us to this.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
When you got a skeletons, So calm why because nothing
gets under their skin.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Okay, you asked him and he delivered. That's on you,
white man.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, I mean, I just you're right. I shouldn't have
trusted worst joke Webday thirteen one oh six five, and
everyone's getting involved with their worst jokes. Thirty one oh
six fives our number. Vance Joy was in here just
the other day. Of course, he toured with ed cheering.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, go and play a little bit of him because
this was amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Calmer, I was in the crowd, such a great show,
ten billion billion with a B streams.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah. And still he's also a dad, and a new
dad only about two years old, is his bub and
so this is this is Vance's dad joke.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Maybe it's too sophisticated for a dad joke, but it'll
be okay, okay, all right, what do you got? A
piece of string walks into a bar asked for a beer.
The bartender says, sorry, mate, we don't serve a string here,
and then string goes back outside, tires his little end
of his like piece of string over on itself. He's
got a little loop. And then he goes back in
and the guy says, are you that piece of stringers? No, no, no,

(03:22):
I'm afraid not. Oh I love you.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You know it's funny is that Afterwards Advance said he
was really nervous doing that, Like not nervous singing in
front of eighty thousand people, but doing.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's that's what makes.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Him quiver, and that's why we love him.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
You need confirmation that it's a good dad joke.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yes, it's Robin Kippen Correo. It's on Kiss ninety seven
to three.