February 23, 2026 • 55 mins
- There are too many trees
- Letters from home
- Dogs are colour blind
- Men like curried sausages
- Text from Mum
@thebuckuppodcast
@katelangbroek
@nathvalvo
Our money back guarantee is that you're going to feel better at the end of this podcast than you did at the beginning.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Listen
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Some teenage boys walk past you, they yell out, hey,
bitch tits. The world you see is a place of
paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off
at the knees then gift.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up, a.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Ben back.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
In your overalls, a bar, and your pearl necklace. Not
a euphanism. You're wearing a pearl necklace.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
What?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh, here we go? Hang on, we've started the pod
on a wait?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hang on?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Wait what?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Euphemism? No? What?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Say it?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Euphemism?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Euphemism. That's wrong, Yeah, but it's right. Euphemism, euphemism, euphemism, euphemism,
learning straight away?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Straight away?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Can I tell you what? What you know that you?
Nate Valvo?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, highly esteemed? What Prince of the Jungle, not king,
but Prince.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Rebec and I are in an argument who came fourth
and who came fifth? I'm saying I came fourth, I
came fourth?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah say that. No one on this show is going
to argue with you, although I think she handed you
your ass a puzzle challenge. But you know that you
really made a grievous error. Oh oh, when the finest
producer in the land is having a chuckle at your
(02:00):
mis renunciation. Sasha French, she really enjoyed it too much.
Shouton Freud.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Do you correct people's grammar?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Occasionally? Mentally?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
She do it mentally, by the way, occasionally means absolutely all.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
The time, because you know, when I met her, she
couldn't read a rat. You know what she did. She
went to I've told you about her quest for self improvement,
which I do not share with her ditto. Yes, but
Sasha French is, and I mean luckily she had pretty
well a blank slate. She was like one of those
(02:40):
kids that's been raised by goats.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And you know, your Sash stories just get more and
more dramatic.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I've told you that, haven't I You're.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Driving down the street one day and you noticed that
she was unfed and thirsty on the side of the road.
She was someone had tied her to.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Just drove off eaten.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Some wheed trainer showered her.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
We get some goats in to see exactly how how
much they will lease.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You know what my TikTok algorithm shows me only at night.
This is how no no people finding stray dogs, taking
them in, cleaning them, like socializing the dog. Yes, and
then the dog ends so happy and then they find
a home and then the video ends with them finding
new owners. And it always makes me really emotional. They're
(03:29):
the videos I think about when you talk about schats,
you and your Sash story.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh yes, suh, she was a little foundling, a little thing.
You know that? You know those children? Have I told
you that who were raised by goats? It's not that
many of them. I've told you this, haven't I that
you know? Because your neural pathways are so set?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Are you about to cook? But who'll see? Go on that?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Bye? I think this is science. Oh, Cody's probably got
a massive heart on now listening to these The dabbler
anyway that if you you haven't learned language by the
time I think you're seven, Sash, they can never learn
to speak. Wow, isn't that extraordinary? Anyway? Sash was like that, do.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You know what word? I love? And I want to
call my a future show of mine this mom endling
endling l I n G. I want to call my
show endling because that is the term given to the
last of an animal. So it's the very last one
in the world alive. It's called an endling. And when
(04:33):
that dies, the species dies with it. Oh how lovely
is that is a funny word for like someone that's
bad at life.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So what sort of animals are we talking about? Well,
they're all extinct, extinct now, like the Dodo. If it
was an the.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Final Dodo, when there was just one Dodo left, he
would have been called the endling. Oh, a right name.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't know if that's a bucker.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I think it's good.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Sad, My god, I don't know. You've really brought my.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Rip the Dodo.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh well, I can't think of any other extinct species
speaking of animals. But hang on, I haven't finished with
French raised by goats. So since I've known her, she
has got She got a tutor to teach her about
history and English and how to write. She saw him
(05:26):
so regularly that he developed a crush on her and
asked her out. She had to say no, a breach
of professionals, something going on, and he still continued to
charge you, didn't he I mean, yeah, friends, yeah, friends,
But how amazing she is? And here is to self improvement.
As long as some people in the world are doing it,
(05:47):
then how good for the rest of us?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
How good for the rest of ours?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I love it?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You know. When I got back from the jungle, Oh yeah,
which was.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Your triumphant turn in the Jungle?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Christmas Eve? The time I got back, I thought, new
lease on life, the things I've learned?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, how long? Did it last?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
About eight days?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I reckon, Yes, yes, that's long. I think that's quite long.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Two or three days after the news, I was like, back.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
To me, yes, yes, yes, scroll on my phone.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
The same thing happened to us when we came back
from Italy after being there for two years, and we
came back similar time Christmas Eve. Isn't that amazing anyway?
And we were like, you know, in Italy they do
passage jata, which is you dress up, you know, before
for the evening and you go for a walk and
you wander around and it's kind of like a promenade,
(06:37):
but people really dress up for it. So when we
came back, I was like, and we went down to
the beach with a whole group of friends and we
were like a gown passage charta.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Every night right, Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Lasted one night, of course, because you're weird. One no,
everyone did it. Everyone dressed up, and then the next
night we were just in our track. We were just like,
ah that.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What was your main thing?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You thought you would say yes to more things? Oh yeah,
My big thing was you say no too much.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I thought you say yes to everything.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Name one other thing I've said yes to in the
last ten years.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You said yes to the jungle.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
That's what I meant. Besides that, Okay, that was my
big you know, that's the new me. I'm saying yes.
I'm growing new experiences.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
It did do though. No longer have a fear of
heights or snakes, so that that's really not well. Day
one I was catapultic, I remember, and I had two
snake things.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And I do remember in the in the when you
were doing your elimination challenge, but I lost. Thank you
that you lost jointly with Beg. I noticed there was
a snake lying on a puzzle piece and you were
just lifting that snake up.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Got straight in there. And do you know who I
have to thank for that, genuinely is after my first
snake trial where they clocked how scared. I was, Yes,
mister Robert Irwin, oh grabbed the snake and gave me
a one on one Rather the class on the snake.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
He grabbed his snake.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Let me hold the snake. Talk me through the snakes,
some of them, some of them made the app Was
he comfortable holding me?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I just know.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
And how many people can say they had a one
on one with Robert Irwin touching a snake?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh? Well, probably any visitors to Ostraga.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Z okay, sorry for free, for free, So that's good.
What fear do you have? By the way, do you
have a fear? Ask you this?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
If you were in the jungle, would you be fine
with the snakes? The trend?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I don't think I'm fine with any of it. I
don't really like nature, particularly, that's a recent thing that
I've come to like nature. And even so, i'm You know,
when when Peter and I went for a drive around
Tasmania because he had this old nineteen seventy kings would
in fact, it was a pre that he fell in
love with, right, it was our car for a long
(09:03):
time and we decided to take it on an old
fashioned holiday.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
So when you realize you were pregnant.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yes, yeah, And I kept vomiting, right, and he said
to me, you're sure it's not stomach cancer? Very romantic. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway,
when we were driving around Tasmania, I said, and I
had to stop every you know, every few kilometers to
vomit out the car door. I was like, there's too much.
(09:33):
There's too many trees. I'm prologing. I'm prologing, And I
said to Peter, wouldn't kill them to plant some flowers?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
This needs.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Cannot conceive of how many trees there are. It actually
changed my hole.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I can tell you how many trees there are on earth,
and you're going to think I made this up. Your
mind is going to I don't know why I know this?
How do I know? Look, you see I'm not touching
a phone here. I'm going to go, you've made that up.
Three trillion.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't even know how much a trillion is.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
There's three trillion plant trees in the world.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Am I right understand? A billion?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Hang on? I know, but there's they reckon three trillion?
Why is that in my brain?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't know, but I'm you don't believe no, But
who can argue with it?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Three trillion a few days.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, that's right. They grow back every paper. Yeah, paper,
renewable resource.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
This is my and I need this. This tree needed
to die so I could tell you some feedback from
that's called the circle of life is Robert Erwin told
me that, I bet he did. We kicked off on
pigeons last week or the week before. I said that,
I feel sorry for the pigeon, them being cameras. You
(11:01):
said they had no role in anymore after they.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Lost their job.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
They lost their jobs and they don't know what to
do with themselves. So I feel sorry for the pigeon.
You told them rats of the sky, rats of the
sky and buckhead Sarah. She's not happy with you.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Not happy with me.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I didn't start up, she writes. Be nice to pigeons.
Most understood, misunderstand most misunderstood creatures. They all have different,
unique personalities. Do that just cameras.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Some of them are.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
There's a picture of Dickie.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Dickie.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
This is Dickie.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh, she's got a pigeon.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
He trusts me, but not always the shit in my house. Oh,
he doesn't trust things in the house, but he trusts her.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What sort of things in there?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Took him a while to work up the courage to
beat up my silicon pineapple purse. Silicon pineapple, pineapple means
she's a swinger. I have Are you ready for this?
This is a buckhead. I have eighty pigeons.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh Sarah, Sarah.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Joy of my wife, since most humans can suck, oh Sarah,
eighty pigeons.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Eighty pigeons.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Why I love the buckheads you kick off on camera? Pigeons,
pigeons and cameras.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I think we have the most diverse population of buckwhits,
buck knuckles, buckheads, buccaneers, buckstickles, buck bucker doodles. But why
do you never help me?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I stoned out?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Check all right, apropos of Sarah. Devastating thing happened to me.
This was years ago when I was doing breakfast radio
and I would stop on the way home with a
friend of mine who lived at the Botanic Gardens in Melbourne,
and we'd go round the Botanic Gardens are it's very lovely.
(13:02):
And then one day he wasn't there, and of course,
you know me, was I going to do it on
my own nose? Instead? I went to the bakery across
the road and they got a little snack and I
was sitting. I was sitting on the park bench.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
And you didn't have to do the bakery part. You
could have just done the hall shut up. Since you
are very similar, I would go, let's not not walk out,
but also let's go eat.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, exactly, why not? And I was on my own.
I'm like sitting there. It was a bit.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Cool, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I think I had a puffer on with it, maybe
a hood or whatever. And then this kid, like a
teenager came over and they also had a bag from
the bakery, and I thought, oh, that's weird. They're walking
to They going to sit next to me on the bench.
That's a really weird thing to do. Because we're in
a big part. They could have seen any So they
put the bag down and then I sort of looked
(13:54):
at them, and they looked at me, and this kid said,
I was sorry. I thought you were the bird lady.
That's just it was so I was so devastated.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
We ever doing this bond for two years and you
have never told me. I tell you that you look
like someone that would smell like their dogs.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay, all right, that's not wrong, which.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Is not true. Dude, did not tell me all the buckheads. Yeah,
that I'm a random person.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I only remember a teenager bird woman, they thought, but
also not they think I was the bird lady. But
they thought that I was so briefed to bake goods
to offer the birds that they had purchased something to
contribute to my bird feeding front.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
This revised me of the woman in Home Alone Too,
who mcaulay cut and becomes friends with. He becomes friends
with the homeless bird woman who in the final five,
in the final fight with the robbers, throws all her
seeds on the robbers and help Heaven get away.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Vin, I've never seen home alike. I just want to
seen home.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I just heard a bask in this bird woman.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
You might enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I'm sorry, I thought you were.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
The bird Yes, I was very confused.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Next question, did you ever see the bird woman?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
No, I didn't know there was a bird woman. It
wasn't my neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Who's the bird woman?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Me, a woman sitting on a bean feeding birds?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well, I can't even remember. I don't think I was
intentionally feeding them. I think they just came up and
I'm like, oh, you can have some of this baked cood.
He doesn't share things with them.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And I really don't like the people in the world
that say you shouldn't feed the bed Oh no, feedbirds,
bread stomach.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It's like in Canada, don't feed the wild moose, don't
feed beer.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I mean really, well, so you know what, I am
so sick and tired of every time I grabbed my
phone and telling me something's going to kill my dog.
Don't eat this. It has a grape, it's going to die.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Well, I can't even popcorn about that.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
My dog eats literally everything.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
She's jabbing a finger at me. I'm not allowed to.
But on the way home from the country we went
on the weekend, I was feeding beisky grapes in the
back seat.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I would be feeding her grape if she had a
couple of grapes.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
He likes.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
He likes them. He's not like Derby.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Excuse me, I will say this. We don't let her
go all the way in. I know chocolate's bad for dogs.
And one day we came home and she had in
an entire chocolate cake straight to the vet.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You won't see why to the vans.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
That's different. And she's in an entire cake.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, even begin to tell you how I don't believe in.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
That, because how they made her spew?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, I drops in her eyes or drink in her? Well,
how did they give them?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Gave her an eye, drop in her and then it
made her spew? Did vetts reach out explain that really?
We however things No, No, I think they've made the
order of an avocado off the bench taking. Apparently that
kills us.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
My friend Natasha and her dog Merkle in Adelaide. Merkele
has avocado toast every morning with Natasha. You're not allowed to,
says who do you know?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Who says that the internet, Big vet, Big big vet
has got people so on edge about their dogs.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Think of what about what a dog does in the wild? Vet?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
We all know it at some point in our life. Buckheads,
How parents have that dog, you know, the one that
lives to one hundred and fifteen. It is on a
strict diet of butter and steak.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Never once in nighte ever ever crawls out of the laundry,
lats in legs, it's got in teeth, one top of
its head, drag itself across the tiles.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Your mom's like, here's my princess, the world's oldest living.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yes, yes, yeah, I call bullshit.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You feed it on kibble? Yeah, go and give them this.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Although I read a terrible thing about the way I
read a terrible thing about kipple, And I'm always saying
because my husband like, just give him. My husband thinks right.
I love Peter Allen Lewis, Oh, I love him. Is
that inflection patronizing enough to denote the simple minded statement
(18:35):
that he's made that I believe it's going to follow? Okay?
He seems to think that kibble to a dog is
like is like All Brand to an adult? He thinks
it's fiber. I'm like, I don't think dogs have got
the need for fiber the way you think humans do.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Has there ever been someone other than a dad that's
had a bowl of All Brown as loves a woman?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
A woman I don't who has sat down with a
bowl of All Brand all the good times bread. It's
like pepper.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
It with fruit, just a girl.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
All Brand happens with men.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I don't know. I don't know. But Giuseppe was smashing
All Brand. He loves, he loves because I'll often make
him breakfast a bowl of All Brand. Some no, no,
I would never make that, but some mornings, he bypasses
my beautiful like, you know, because I make breakfast for
a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's bacon and eggs. If I'm in a good mood,
there'll be pancakes, fruit salad, and yogurt cable for the dog.
Sometimes he just bypasses me and he goes. I think
I'll just have a bowl of all breads, All Brand,
and I'm like it all is not well in paradise.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
When I have a spoonful of All Brand. It's been
many years.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, it's not meant little sticks.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's not meant for human consumption.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
And you can cook me up on this horses. It's
for horses like which is also for humans.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
The most widely prescribed to Antibariscyok, did you get the
thing I sent you the other day?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
He said it to me too, by the way, I
sent it to you to show the dabbler. Okay, what
did it say? It said that I have a mectm.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
You know, the end that you wanted to put in
euphemism that belongs in ivermcton.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I feel that dads have a bunch of foods they
don't actually like, and it's a conspiracy between mothers and
wives to just punish dad. Oh he's the all brand
knock yourself out champ, can ill you? We saved you
the Turkish delights from the favorite box.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Peter loves Turkish, see does he though? Oh you know
what that spe does he? Okay, you know what this
reminds me of, you know the Scottish say about haggers
the most repulsive notion of food. Of course, Sash loves it.
She also likes blood sausage. Sorry, yeah, Oh, she's got
(21:05):
a wild palette, that one she's got. You could put
anything in there and she'll find the I think.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I would see a woman eat an old brand bowl
than before a blood sausage. Can't what a girl is
sitting down that?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yeah, giving me.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Your blood sausage? Yeah, please wait.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
And she always goes really, she always goes like this.
Oh and there was a bit of blood sausage blick pudding,
And she always goes like this. And with her fingers
she could she's just a little slurping sound and she
rubs her little fingers.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
To actually disgusting. Anyway, She's a sausage and sausage blood sausages.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Made of blood. Yeah, it's made of blood. Yeah, and
in fact, my dad when my dad gives in prison.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
What yah, what.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
These buck up bombs? This week?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
My dad was in prison.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
The bird lady's dad was in prison.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
For being a conscientious objector, so he wouldn't do so.
At that time, Holland had conscription and you had to
do I think two years of military service, and Dad
wouldn't do it. I think he was older, and of
course he's beautiful, beautiful man.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Would they serve them in prison or brand No.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
But on Fridays it was blood sausage day, which Dad
also couldn't eat because he was Jehovah's we look at
sash Oh, prison sounds a bit of all right, eh No,
sash No, it wasn't all right. And he couldn't eat
on Fridays because that was blood sausage day. So on
on Fridays he didn't have lunch or dinner. I don't
(22:52):
know what it was. But guess what he did as
a true beautiful pacifist and loved it. Dad said, Oh,
the guard's they are very nice to me. I love that.
Guess what he ended up doing. It's like a film,
what what do all good prisoners end up doing? In films.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Oh, they get the prison to install the library. He
ran the line, ran the prison library. I packed it. Yeah,
real movie. He then studies the law and then defends
himself in court and becomes a free man. No he
didn't okay, none of that.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
No, he didn't mean he was too weak from hung.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
This app is delivering.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Scott about the Scottish about blood sauce before the paggage,
before that has but I haven't told you.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Have we gotten to this?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Why did we talk about that? Whilere we talking about
all brand All brand Father's.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
So your husband said that kibbled the dogs is all? Well,
that's what he thinks is at the end of that bit. No,
I've got to tell you about the Scottish seed. Okay, yep,
because that reminds me of blood sausage. Was it because
of blood sausage.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
You started with first? Okay? So the Scotts say this,
and the Scots are a remarkable people. And if you
think about, you know, when white people came to Australia
or whatever part of the re like, can you imagine
how inhospitable and tough it would have been. And they
were of course Scott's and English or whatever. The Scott's
are remarkable.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Can I tell you something about the Scots My favorite
audience to do comedy too. Oh really love it dark.
I love the family commentary, sharpness stuff. You know that
he did very well in Edinburgh.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
With the scot and were hard.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Got to tour with Kevin Bridges like they're an unforgiving audience.
The sky.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I like it, love it, okay, So the Scott's.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Very smart comedy audience. The Scott's tough.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
They say about haggis, which is basically, I think the
intestines of a sheep washed out and stuffed with oatmeal
and cooked right. The Scots say the haggis was the
part of the sheep the English left behind. That gives
(25:15):
me goosebumps, because you know what they collectively did. They went,
we will not be cowed. We will turn into a delicacy.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Well, this is what happened with oysters, by the way,
That's why I think they're absolutely disgusting. What os oysters
with the food for the for the for the povs
Because it was so disgusting and available, and then they
someone at some point flipped it around to make it
seem like it's a delicacy hard to get disgusting.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Okay, we don't need to.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Don't try and make it like it's anatomy. You think
I don't eat mangoes because of that reason, Because.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Of think that you don't eat mangoes for that reason,
Sweet and succulent, juicy, dripping down your chin.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
I didn't like mangos, you went, well, I can tell
you why.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
But of course an oyster discussing oyster's heart Scottish say
what the vaginas at the sea and the fact that
you do not like them? I think surprises nobody.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I would prefer to eat kibble, an all brand for
an oyster.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Why were we talking about kibble.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
On Healthy dog Food?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh yeah, okay, Oh this is what I read about kibble.
It was so terrible. I keep saying to Peter, don't
give the dog kibble all the time, like that's like
you living on biscuits. It's just not wrong. They enjoy
the crunch. So I read and this is obviously this
was America, so and we know that their standards are
(26:53):
not our standards. But it showed a kibble factory and you.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Know what they put in the kibble what cardboard?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
What, I just made that up hard I just made that.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Up hard board.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
They put cardboard and they smash it up and they
put yes, that's not good people so much so I
got onto Dr Chris Brown's I didn't realize it was
his website. I bought Bearsky a ball. Apparently they can't
see normal balls, sorry, because of their color blind.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Dogs dogs color blind.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I don't know that he said this on his I look,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
He's a bit as I say about dog behavior specialists,
who's going to disagree.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
With Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
People always say that. By the way, when you dog
does that, it means that, okay, take you. I said that.
I also have the same theory about people that talk
about space. Who's going to prove them wrong?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Correct? Dog people that say mad things like three trillion trees,
but the fat well just accept it blind right like
dogs are ye anyway, So I'm ordering his kibble as well,
because I don't believe he would put cardboarding kibble.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
I don't understand. You know what, I don't understand when
people put dog food in their dog's bowl and then
the dog doesn't eat it, and they say, oh, he'll
just have that when he's ready.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
What dog would do? Would be doing lines of kibble
if it was there, would snort, it wouldn't even chew.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Hasby got it?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Doesn't?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Was she when you got back?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Garby doesn't eat kibble?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Of course she doesn't. What does the butler make Derby?
Dobby has been on the preathy Madam dog has been
on the raw food diet since she was born, very good.
So she eats bones and meat. Yeah, every day. Have
you keep up with the meat? Where do you get
the meat from?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
So it's a dog food packet, but it's only there's
no kibble or rain.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Did you get it?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
No dog food? Chop? Oh my god, I have a video.
Have a video of me seeing Derby for the first
time after a.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Oh my goodness, she annoyed at you.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Or she was she was don't yeah, you know when
a dog. She was like so happy that then she
like cried and she was biting me a bit, like
she was just so overwhelmed.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I didn't know. Sounds highly interpreted with the dog that's
really probably gone off you truth. She was biting me
and then I collapsed on the ground and she was
gnawing at my jugular. It was love, I tells you.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I was really upset to leave Darby.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
And then Cody signed her name on the letter the
Letters from Home, a letter from home, and I'm like,
of course I have to message you. Oh so your
dog can write? Can she?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Let me just tell you this, buckheads, This is who
Kate is. When the microphones are off, you will think
she's a nice person. You will think that my host.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Is just no.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
One thinks sad of me, the bloody bird woman from
the past.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
And I thought you were a bird lady.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
So the Letters from Home. By the way, you said,
when I told you going into the jungle, you said
to me, you better cry. So you said to me,
I've seen it. Go to my insta. That letters from Home.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
It lost my mind. Do you know what? Had it
a bit tight?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Well that's just for the real.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
No, no, no, no, I mean in the episode. I
would have liked to have heard every all of the leaders.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
So the Letters from Home. Here's some backstage goss.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
The letters.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
The letters were really long from everyone. Some people had
more than one letter, so.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
It was.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Not on board with that. Did you see her? She
lost us at more than one letter.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
So that bit of us around the camp going through
all the letters, it was amazing because we're just so happy.
But we all that went for a really long time
because it was six of us, and so every single
person we read out every single thing. But I haven't finished.
There were photos, so everyone had photos of their family,
so we could see photos.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I remember Saint George's family.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
You didn't see my husband.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
You know why he wouldn't send a photo.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
He took a photo of the doll of him and
the dog in front of the Christmas tree. The show
didn't want people to know that it was pre recorded
yet and that it was Christmas time, so from last year,
so they didn't show me with the photo. Oh no, no,
I got the photo, but they took it out. They
(31:26):
couldn't showing everyone. But my letter was really long. My
parents wrote stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Did they My friend wrote Lynn or Giuseppe both they
both wrote.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
They both wrote, we'll bring it in here, read next,
we'll read it out in four.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
It was about the car.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
The car, but they took this bit out and I
was like fine. All of my nieces and nephews roasted me.
So the letter ended with all these really funny sledges
from like you smell like far all these like may
sledges from my nieces and nephew and I loved it
more than anything. But they can't show everything.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
No, no, they can't show everything. But I do love that.
I love the letters from home.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
You did like that? Yeah? They cut out what When
Cody and I watch Survivor, we hate the letters from
home and so we always they do that on Survivor.
They do Survivor, so we always skip that bit.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Do you watch Survivor, Sash? Oh? Not really will prepare
you for what's about to happen on this show.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Cody's Cody's letter open with this and they cut it out.
You've made it to the letters episode. Skip.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Ah, that's what you do in survive he wrote, skip.
That's cute. He's always funny.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
He's very funny. Kate wrote this to me the other day.
Oh Derby wrote a letter being smart about the general.
I wrote back, can your dog write a letter? You
wrote back, I've never abandoned him for for fame.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, thank you, yeah yeah, And you said what I say,
that's the meanest thing.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
You've ever said to me, because I went to the
jungle not for fame. I went for money, right, thank
you for the record.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
You're right. Actually I have abandoned my dog for money.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
When I say goodbye to her. Yes, could be back
in a week, could be back in longer, ended up
being a month. Yeah, very very upset.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
That, of course, is the longest you've been away from her.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah, I think so. Have we hit a single topic? Yeah,
I'm about to our first topic first.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Well, everything is a topic.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
You know what I want our buckheads to know. I
want to I want them to have an insight into
the absolute nonsense performance we put on. When we walk
in and you get your little piece of paper out
and you get topic, and then we're going to do
this to us.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
She gives it to us with a listen, look, I
haven't been written on thes got the thing I've just scribbled.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
On for two years. We have pretended that we are
going to plan the show.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
And she goes along with this pretense that I've got.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
That audio for you.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
None of it's played, nothing happened.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
In six weeks time. Sash will go, I got this
auto that you wanted from.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
And we'll be like what, So, you know there are
things that you do where you're just reminded of how
much you love someone.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Kate, thank you, not you.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Unfortunately we haven't come to that point yet, but hope
springs eternal.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Hey, anyway, excuse me, can't make Luke from the Jungle
confirmed on this very programmed days ago that I spoke
very highly of you in the jungle.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Okay, So if people haven't heard the bonus e, listen,
they should listen because it's very also reru dealing.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
And also they know who won, because we've got to
get this today. So the finales on to I don't know. Yeah,
so we actually don't know. We actually don't know any
couple of days ahead.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
So my husband and I went away on the weekend
and we went down to the beach, and this is
how it always starts, because you know, my husband is
he should be bowed, he should be stooped. Such is
the yoke of oppression that he lives under. With the
five of us, five of you leaning so heavily on him,
(35:43):
plus students, students really well, thirty six of you. It's right,
really heavily.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Is he loving it?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
He loves it. He actually loves it. He's so happy
and he hasn't had a Nothing's gone wrong.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yet a late in life career change.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
It's just beautiful. But also, you know, he's always wanted
to do teaching since we went to lockdown in Italy
and he said to me, I really like it, and
the whole world was like in a collective scream of
horror about what they had to do with the children.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Not your man.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
No, he loved it.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
He's gone out and grabbed random people's children in a classroom.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Totally and teaching them maths mass mad.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
I'm sorry, I don't think you've ever told me it's maths.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, his stem science, technology engineering maths. There's shortage of
them anyway, that explains how he got a job. Anyway,
he's loving it. But so I said to him, oh, gosh,
I'd love to go away this weekend, right, This conversation
starts on Tuesday, And then he goes, oh, I don't
think he's always like I can't. This is you know,
(36:48):
men are always like their first response is always know,
like when you get a fringe, they don't They're always
like they don't like it. Anyway, they come around to it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
They come around.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Then he goes, oh, I think I'm working on that.
He sees two days later, because of course there's sport
on the weekend. Our youngest Yarni's playing cricket, and Artie's
got basketball, and Peter's got a score and blah blah blah. Anyway,
he extricates himself from all the arrangements and he finishes
school at twelve sixteen on Friday. Are you amazed by
(37:21):
the specificity.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Of that time? Why are you telling me that?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Oh, because that's how specific it is. Because teachers now
have to do their marking at school, so it's don't
consuming all there.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
And so we had a couple of classes in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Then he's good, Yeah, twelve sixteen, right, so we're ready,
we drive, we go, he go down the beach. It's
just beautiful. We have a lovely time. We're just having
it's glorious. The op shops were closed by the time
we got on the road. That was a bit devastating
to me, but we went down. I'd made him his
favorite sausage casserole, Courage sausage casserole, just.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Speaking a dad food. It was just before or after
the all brand.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
He loves it. He obviously had it when he's yummy.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I don't like it, but I don't have too much
of that all brand. You're not gonna have room for
your courage sausage meat loaf.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
He also loves meat anyway, So I've made him that.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
I really don't like meat loaf.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Oh I love meat loaf. You know there's a good one.
It's the White House. It's the White House official meat
loaf Recipient's from like the nineteen fifty.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Oh, I've never had a good It's a.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Really comforting You've got.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
To have it in winter, you know. Back to the
courage hostage. They weren't courage blood sausages.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Well, no, no, no, they weren't. They were just normal.
I don't like I don't like sausages at all. Anyway,
I'm not you with oysters. Anyway. We just had a
really lovely time. We drank some wine and we went
swimming in the cold ocean. And then on the way home,
so he goes for a bike ride every morning.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Right, you had your bike on the roof.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
He had his bike in the back of the van,
in the back of the nut bus. And he says,
when he comes home, oh, I drove past a guy.
We're in the country. Right. He goes by the side
of the road.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Here we go. Every story that you tell involves someone
on the side of the road. Why does every kayline
Brook story have a man on the side.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Of the road?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Knows what I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah, because in the country, you really notice someone being
by the side of the road. So sometimes when you're
on a country drive.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
I have driven in the country, okay.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
You know sometimes when you see someone running in the country,
like jogging, I find it so depressing. I think to myself,
how are they not overwhelmed by the sheer amount of
space that they have to cover. Like in the city,
it's different because you're running around the park or you're
running around the block. But in the country it has
(39:57):
some kind of forest gump substantial sadness to it. Anyway,
this guy wasn't running. He was picking blackberries.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
I was also going to add, and I know what's coming,
some weird fruit picked. Something's happening.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, and it's very rare that wh're they're in BlackBerry season.
Now you've got to be careful.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
They couldn't tell you what a BlackBerry bush looks like.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
So prickly, so it grows through everything. It's I think
it's brambles like long.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
This guy have a little bag.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
So Peter just clocked him while he was on his bike,
and Peter went looked for a landmark so that when
we were driving back he could identify where the BlackBerry
patch was by the side of the.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Road to the shops. It's so much easier.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
They don't sell blackberries the shop. No, they sell big
like boys, and berries are big. They're not okay anyway,
and Peter loves BlackBerry jam. It's his favorite jam and
the hardest of all the jams to find. Remember when
I bought that pot from that jam and it was
and then I got the IXL one and it was
(41:18):
exactly the same. Remember we got dukes.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
We had a jam taste test, a real broadcasting highlight
on the buck up.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Anyway, so we've packed up and you know, it's arduous,
and then he goes, we're driving along, and he goes,
here it is oh no, no, it's not no, we're
driving driving driving. We pull in by the side of
the road.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
What was the landmark, by the way.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
I didn't ask him. I just knew that he would know.
He goes, it's long here, And then there was a
long drive before the country, yeah, before we got so
then he pulls over. It was very hot. He looked
for a park in the shade because the dog was
in the car, and of course the dog couldn't get
out by the side of the road. The dog would
(42:01):
be no good at picking blackberries. And then we picked
blackberries by the side of the road. I mean, it
wasn't romantic in the sense that it was really dusty
and hot, and the blackberries had a lot of residue
from exhaust pipes because roadside blackberries passing fi But I
(42:24):
said them, don't worry, we'll wash them. I'll wash them
before I make them to wash off the smoke. And
then at one point a couple of cars passed us
and they bitched their horns and I said to pay
I think that means hands off that these blackberries have
been sprayed. Blackberries are a scourge in this great nations. Yeah,
(42:50):
and so they spray them when they're flowering. Yeah. But
obviously it hadn't worked. Anyone said, don't worry about I
hadn't worked. This bush is covered in blackberries like horses. Like,
for sakes, what do you mean horses?
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Wilde horses are really is true. For a lot of Australians.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
They're very hard to pick.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Berries.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Horses of bushes, I think there are, but the horse
jam osache.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Blood horse blood.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Anyway, and we picked our blackberries, and luckily I had
a couple of containers in the back of the car.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
I wouldn't put it past you to have the car
to pick blackberries.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
And we picked blackberries, and then we got in the
car and he said, do you think this is enough?
And he said how many pots of jam is these?
And I said two or three? And he went, oh good.
And we got back in the car. We put the
lids on it, and the blackberries are at home waiting
for me to turn them into jam.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
And I thought, that's the end of the story.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
I love my husband.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
These roadside BlackBerry sprayed with all sorts of chemicals, people.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Poison but driving passing, and we just loved it.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
And I thought, God, you just love your man.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Who but who could he if God forbid some ill
would before me? M m, who could he replace me with?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
That's a very good question. And I reckon you ask
me he would? No?
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Oh no, he no, I know he would A sign
of a well loved man. Yeah, yeah, no, he totally would.
He wouldn't be on his own for long month?
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Six months?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Maybe, yeah, I reckon, I reckon, I reckon three months?
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Hey buckets mus how I'm going to take your partner
to get over your timely death. Always wonder about that,
don't you think about it? Often?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah? There you go? How long would be?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
I think you'd be absolutely devo. And if you ever
get the chance, if you ever get the chance to
go on a reality TV show for many weeks without
any contact, do it because it makes you part of it.
Realize you're all right. You hope, and they miss you.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
You hope. Imagine it must happened that people come.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Back and later this Kate, We've been together for twelve years,
married for three since December twenty fourth when I got back,
until now we have We are the best you've ever been,
we have ever been.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
What do you do that is? What's your equivalent picking blackberries?
Speaker 4 (45:25):
I cook? I'm away when I cook and funny? Yeah,
but what's carry conversation? So he doesn't have to? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
But what's your thing that you do? Because there's very
few things you do together?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
We do a lot together. Here's our bliss. Our bliss
is being together with nothing to do or go.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yes, he travels for work so much.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
I'm always going to gigs d D. And when you're
doing this, we on a Thursday will say you're back.
I have nothing on I have no gig. Friday, I
have no gig. Saturday, sit at home and we watch
movies Mark. We make a lot of food that normal
take no but we don't get to We actually get
to do it a lot because we all on weekends
(46:09):
and not normal.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
You're not normal.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I'm not normal. You're not normal. So that's what we do.
We don't have to strike ourselves with very picking our
driving such.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
What do you like to do with your boyfriend, your man?
I don't have time, but.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
It's a good question. I feel like most people really
want to know about couples. What makes them tick, what
do they do, how do they hang out? It's intriguing
and I feel like the mark of a happy couple.
Yes this is not from my brain. Someone said this
once and I've never forgotten it because I find this
to be true. The mark of a happy couple is
(46:47):
there is something to you too that no one else
knows exists, as in the way you talk, the way
you behave right, there's something that you two do that.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
No one else is even a shorthand with each other.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
It's not even that, it's more like your personality and
your husband's personality the Dutch. It's the Dutch when you're alone.
No one else would even know that exists in both
of you.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
No, because you're alone, does that make sense?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
You're alive, you're not listening to I don't know that
too much. I'm trying to be really died, trying to be.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Like Luke and I say it all the time, which
is the Dutch of God as saying, there's no pot
so crooked, there isn't a lead somewhere to fit it.
And the whole point is I told you Mum always
sees because Mum and Dad always did everything together, like
if they were never apart, And Mum said coldependency gets
(47:42):
a bad rap. But it's the name of the game,
which I'm like, Oh, isn't that interesting.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
I wouldn't go that far, but hey, why not?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah, well it works if it.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Works if you're happy.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Okay, we're going to do this and test this. I've
got to look up the instructions the buck up bay leaf.
So apparently valvom you know, Sasha and I love to
do a bit of Wolga booger.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
You mentioned this new pod last week. I have to
write my dreams on buzzle leaves.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
No, no, what Bailey Bailey Bailea's and not dreams necessarily.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
I have to write what I want on a bai lea. Yeah.
And then I said, and then what? And you said,
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
I didn't have I forgot my phone.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
The compelling conclusion's really interesting. We go, So, so, put.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
A bay leaf in your wallet. Watch what happens next.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
I'll lost my wallet.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
I'll put it in your pocket.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Okay, I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Put it in your phone case right now? No, after
you've written on what.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Do I write on it?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Hang on?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Wait on, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Told you yet. What happens? All right? So it says
money leaks follow patterns, and patterns have causes. Blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah. Just get to the magic
to the magic ingredients. Three bay leaves. Why bay leaves
carry spiritual weight. They hold specific symbolism across folk traditions.
(49:10):
Never heard of it? You bit of a bay leaf
in being involved in only as you put it out
correctly recipes the most negligible component. So it's a boundary marker.
So you put bay where energy needs to stay clean
(49:31):
and contained, wallets, bags, cars, doorways, corners, and this is
what I'm going to use it for. They specifically mentioned
a car, and you know, my car's no good. I'm aware,
really terrible, like sometimes it slips out of gear. Now
I've got to get a new car. So that for
me is a very overwhelming prospect.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Speak too hook you are, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Will he help me get rid of the old car?
Speaker 4 (49:58):
What do you think? What? I don't know? Just what
told you? Put a brick on the off a cliff
into it.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Here's the three bay leaf ritual. We're going to check
in with our next at our next podcast up, yeah
and next. But the car leak Okay, this is specifically
me if car issues keep draining money through repairs, delays,
fines or mishaps, I gotta find this morning. Place one
(50:26):
bay leaf in the glove compartment or under the driver's seat.
Say once, my travel stays safe, my timing stays clean,
my money stays protected.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
I'm not going to remember any.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
No, he won't. Okay, what have you got? Oh? This
is you? Okay, the workplace drain if work involves competition, gossip, tension,
or people who watch your winds too closely. This is you?
Speaker 4 (50:56):
What am I writing on it?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Okay, put it in your wallet, person, work bag. You'll
pop it in your purse, wrap it in tissue if needed,
and say, my income stays sealed, my value stays visible,
my path stays open.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
Mmmmm. All from a bay leaf.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
All from a bay leaf, sash? What's your issue? I mean,
you've got too many, but I can't well they what
a personal reset? Yes, personal reset. Spending feels impulsive, foggy.
Hold the third bay leaf, Pass it around your body
from head to feet, like brushing off dust. Ah, focus
(51:37):
on chest and stomach, common storage zones for financial stress.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
It's just like being so polite waiting for this to be.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
I know that we're all going to do it.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
Do it.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
I promise you put it, speed it.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Up in the pot. Jack said it and can speed it.
And if anyone wants it, they can get it. Beliefs
to fr dust of stomach common storytress. But people at
home can do it. You can do it with dried
bay leaves. We haven you say what clings leaves? What
belongs stays, I choose wealth with clarity. Dispose of the
(52:22):
leaf outside your home. Public bin works. I don't think
so burial in soil. Yeah, okay, anyway, we're all going
to try it and see what happens. Pass me. You
write a word on the bay leaf as well, for
you know what I'm going to run on yours. Bring
(52:45):
you the gift of magic? And you're late? Can you think?
Speaker 4 (52:50):
Does the pen doesn't work?
Speaker 3 (52:51):
Yeah? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4 (52:53):
Do I do now? But I did write it?
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Tell you the right stability clients, raise know whatever you want,
whatever I want? What word did you write to keep it?
Speaker 4 (53:03):
See?
Speaker 6 (53:04):
See?
Speaker 4 (53:05):
None cares.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
I'll peep at your leaf later.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
Happy. Oh everyone wants to be happy.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Where will you put it in here in this room?
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Well, let's give our money back guarantee.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Please do, and then we go home, And then we
go home.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
Text from No Time for the money back guarantee. It's
a text from dead Center. It was a text from
her mum. This is short one. I love a shorty
unheard of but it's so intriguing.
Speaker 4 (53:38):
God, they're good at that, they're good at the teas,
They're very good.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Should get a.
Speaker 4 (53:42):
Job making movies, movie previous, Yes, hook you in.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
They really do the sizzle. Not okay, this is deap
a text from mom. Just drop dad off at Waverley
Private for his for his top and tail procedure. Kids
kiss and she said their daughter, what the hell is.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
What is up and tail procedure? That's a very good question.
Up and down? Do you think like brain surgery and
prostate surgery? No one gets that on the same day.
Circumcised and a skull.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
A top and tail maybe front and back, front and back,
but what would that be, something to do with that area.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
I don't know, but we love it, that's of course.
And of course she's gone kiss kiss, of course, chop
and town.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Because I want to see something very mean but very
truthful about mums. It's about dad's health.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Oh no, they're protecting his privacy. Your father wouldn't want.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
By the way, if that was her mother going to
the hospital.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
You know everything, she'd be giving her a jewelry.
Speaker 4 (54:58):
But dad, no entail.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Do you think they're protecting his privacy? Or maybe they
don't even know.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
They hasn't told her. She doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
I'm thinking the word polyp. I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
That's just a word thing. God's getting dropped off somewhere
because of a polyp. Yep check.
Speaker 6 (55:15):
We love that.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
I hope Deb Deb's dad was good.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
I hope he pulled up well top and tail literally
did not get to a single thing I read.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
I love you, guys, I love you. Well done enough
film goal Oh thanks Johnsman. The buck Up Podcast is
hosted by me Kate Lanebrook and him Nate Valvo. It's
produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound by
the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack. And
(55:51):
Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Some teenage boys walk past you, they yell out, hey,
bitch tits. The world you see is a place of
paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off
at the knees then gift.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up, a.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Ben back.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
In your overalls, a bar, and your pearl necklace. Not
a euphanism. You're wearing a pearl necklace.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
What?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh, here we go? Hang on, we've started the pod
on a wait?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hang on?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Wait what?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Euphemism? No? What?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Say it?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Euphemism?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Euphemism. That's wrong, Yeah, but it's right. Euphemism, euphemism, euphemism, euphemism,
learning straight away?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Straight away?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Can I tell you what? What you know that you?
Nate Valvo?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, highly esteemed? What Prince of the Jungle, not king,
but Prince.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Rebec and I are in an argument who came fourth
and who came fifth? I'm saying I came fourth, I
came fourth?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah say that. No one on this show is going
to argue with you, although I think she handed you
your ass a puzzle challenge. But you know that you
really made a grievous error. Oh oh, when the finest
producer in the land is having a chuckle at your
(02:00):
mis renunciation. Sasha French, she really enjoyed it too much.
Shouton Freud.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Do you correct people's grammar?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Occasionally? Mentally?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
She do it mentally, by the way, occasionally means absolutely all.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
The time, because you know, when I met her, she
couldn't read a rat. You know what she did. She
went to I've told you about her quest for self improvement,
which I do not share with her ditto. Yes, but
Sasha French is, and I mean luckily she had pretty
well a blank slate. She was like one of those
(02:40):
kids that's been raised by goats.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And you know, your Sash stories just get more and
more dramatic.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I've told you that, haven't I You're.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Driving down the street one day and you noticed that
she was unfed and thirsty on the side of the road.
She was someone had tied her to.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Just drove off eaten.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Some wheed trainer showered her.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
We get some goats in to see exactly how how
much they will lease.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You know what my TikTok algorithm shows me only at night.
This is how no no people finding stray dogs, taking
them in, cleaning them, like socializing the dog. Yes, and
then the dog ends so happy and then they find
a home and then the video ends with them finding
new owners. And it always makes me really emotional. They're
(03:29):
the videos I think about when you talk about schats,
you and your Sash story.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh yes, suh, she was a little foundling, a little thing.
You know that? You know those children? Have I told
you that who were raised by goats? It's not that
many of them. I've told you this, haven't I that
you know? Because your neural pathways are so set?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Are you about to cook? But who'll see? Go on that?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Bye? I think this is science. Oh, Cody's probably got
a massive heart on now listening to these The dabbler
anyway that if you you haven't learned language by the
time I think you're seven, Sash, they can never learn
to speak. Wow, isn't that extraordinary? Anyway? Sash was like that, do.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You know what word? I love? And I want to
call my a future show of mine this mom endling
endling l I n G. I want to call my
show endling because that is the term given to the
last of an animal. So it's the very last one
in the world alive. It's called an endling. And when
(04:33):
that dies, the species dies with it. Oh how lovely
is that is a funny word for like someone that's
bad at life.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So what sort of animals are we talking about? Well,
they're all extinct, extinct now, like the Dodo. If it
was an the.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Final Dodo, when there was just one Dodo left, he
would have been called the endling. Oh, a right name.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't know if that's a bucker.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I think it's good.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Sad, My god, I don't know. You've really brought my.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Rip the Dodo.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh well, I can't think of any other extinct species
speaking of animals. But hang on, I haven't finished with
French raised by goats. So since I've known her, she
has got She got a tutor to teach her about
history and English and how to write. She saw him
(05:26):
so regularly that he developed a crush on her and
asked her out. She had to say no, a breach
of professionals, something going on, and he still continued to
charge you, didn't he I mean, yeah, friends, yeah, friends,
But how amazing she is? And here is to self improvement.
As long as some people in the world are doing it,
(05:47):
then how good for the rest of us?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
How good for the rest of ours?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I love it?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You know. When I got back from the jungle, Oh yeah,
which was.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Your triumphant turn in the Jungle?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Christmas Eve? The time I got back, I thought, new
lease on life, the things I've learned?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, how long? Did it last?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
About eight days?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I reckon, Yes, yes, that's long. I think that's quite long.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Two or three days after the news, I was like, back.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
To me, yes, yes, yes, scroll on my phone.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
The same thing happened to us when we came back
from Italy after being there for two years, and we
came back similar time Christmas Eve. Isn't that amazing anyway?
And we were like, you know, in Italy they do
passage jata, which is you dress up, you know, before
for the evening and you go for a walk and
you wander around and it's kind of like a promenade,
(06:37):
but people really dress up for it. So when we
came back, I was like, and we went down to
the beach with a whole group of friends and we
were like a gown passage charta.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Every night right, Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Lasted one night, of course, because you're weird. One no,
everyone did it. Everyone dressed up, and then the next
night we were just in our track. We were just like,
ah that.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
What was your main thing?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You thought you would say yes to more things? Oh yeah,
My big thing was you say no too much.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I thought you say yes to everything.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Name one other thing I've said yes to in the
last ten years.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You said yes to the jungle.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
That's what I meant. Besides that, Okay, that was my
big you know, that's the new me. I'm saying yes.
I'm growing new experiences.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
It did do though. No longer have a fear of
heights or snakes, so that that's really not well. Day
one I was catapultic, I remember, and I had two
snake things.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And I do remember in the in the when you
were doing your elimination challenge, but I lost. Thank you
that you lost jointly with Beg. I noticed there was
a snake lying on a puzzle piece and you were
just lifting that snake up.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Got straight in there. And do you know who I
have to thank for that, genuinely is after my first
snake trial where they clocked how scared. I was, Yes,
mister Robert Irwin, oh grabbed the snake and gave me
a one on one Rather the class on the snake.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
He grabbed his snake.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Let me hold the snake. Talk me through the snakes,
some of them, some of them made the app Was
he comfortable holding me?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I just know.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
And how many people can say they had a one
on one with Robert Irwin touching a snake?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh? Well, probably any visitors to Ostraga.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Z okay, sorry for free, for free, So that's good.
What fear do you have? By the way, do you
have a fear? Ask you this?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
If you were in the jungle, would you be fine
with the snakes? The trend?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I don't think I'm fine with any of it. I
don't really like nature, particularly, that's a recent thing that
I've come to like nature. And even so, i'm You know,
when when Peter and I went for a drive around
Tasmania because he had this old nineteen seventy kings would
in fact, it was a pre that he fell in
love with, right, it was our car for a long
(09:03):
time and we decided to take it on an old
fashioned holiday.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
So when you realize you were pregnant.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yes, yeah, And I kept vomiting, right, and he said
to me, you're sure it's not stomach cancer? Very romantic. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway,
when we were driving around Tasmania, I said, and I
had to stop every you know, every few kilometers to
vomit out the car door. I was like, there's too much.
(09:33):
There's too many trees. I'm prologing. I'm prologing, And I
said to Peter, wouldn't kill them to plant some flowers?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
This needs.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Cannot conceive of how many trees there are. It actually
changed my hole.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I can tell you how many trees there are on earth,
and you're going to think I made this up. Your
mind is going to I don't know why I know this?
How do I know? Look, you see I'm not touching
a phone here. I'm going to go, you've made that up.
Three trillion.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't even know how much a trillion is.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
There's three trillion plant trees in the world.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Am I right understand? A billion?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Hang on? I know, but there's they reckon three trillion?
Why is that in my brain?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't know, but I'm you don't believe no, But
who can argue with it?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Three trillion a few days.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, that's right. They grow back every paper. Yeah, paper,
renewable resource.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
This is my and I need this. This tree needed
to die so I could tell you some feedback from
that's called the circle of life is Robert Erwin told
me that, I bet he did. We kicked off on
pigeons last week or the week before. I said that,
I feel sorry for the pigeon, them being cameras. You
(11:01):
said they had no role in anymore after they.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Lost their job.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
They lost their jobs and they don't know what to
do with themselves. So I feel sorry for the pigeon.
You told them rats of the sky, rats of the
sky and buckhead Sarah. She's not happy with you.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
Not happy with me.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I didn't start up, she writes. Be nice to pigeons.
Most understood, misunderstand most misunderstood creatures. They all have different,
unique personalities. Do that just cameras.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Some of them are.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
There's a picture of Dickie.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Dickie.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
This is Dickie.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh, she's got a pigeon.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
He trusts me, but not always the shit in my house. Oh,
he doesn't trust things in the house, but he trusts her.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
What sort of things in there?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Took him a while to work up the courage to
beat up my silicon pineapple purse. Silicon pineapple, pineapple means
she's a swinger. I have Are you ready for this?
This is a buckhead. I have eighty pigeons.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh Sarah, Sarah.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Joy of my wife, since most humans can suck, oh Sarah,
eighty pigeons.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Eighty pigeons.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Why I love the buckheads you kick off on camera? Pigeons,
pigeons and cameras.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I think we have the most diverse population of buckwhits,
buck knuckles, buckheads, buccaneers, buckstickles, buck bucker doodles. But why
do you never help me?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I stoned out?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Check all right, apropos of Sarah. Devastating thing happened to me.
This was years ago when I was doing breakfast radio
and I would stop on the way home with a
friend of mine who lived at the Botanic Gardens in Melbourne,
and we'd go round the Botanic Gardens are it's very lovely.
(13:02):
And then one day he wasn't there, and of course,
you know me, was I going to do it on
my own nose? Instead? I went to the bakery across
the road and they got a little snack and I
was sitting. I was sitting on the park bench.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
And you didn't have to do the bakery part. You
could have just done the hall shut up. Since you
are very similar, I would go, let's not not walk out,
but also let's go eat.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, exactly, why not? And I was on my own.
I'm like sitting there. It was a bit.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Cool, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I think I had a puffer on with it, maybe
a hood or whatever. And then this kid, like a
teenager came over and they also had a bag from
the bakery, and I thought, oh, that's weird. They're walking
to They going to sit next to me on the bench.
That's a really weird thing to do. Because we're in
a big part. They could have seen any So they
put the bag down and then I sort of looked
(13:54):
at them, and they looked at me, and this kid said,
I was sorry. I thought you were the bird lady.
That's just it was so I was so devastated.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
We ever doing this bond for two years and you
have never told me. I tell you that you look
like someone that would smell like their dogs.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Okay, all right, that's not wrong, which.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Is not true. Dude, did not tell me all the buckheads. Yeah,
that I'm a random person.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I only remember a teenager bird woman, they thought, but
also not they think I was the bird lady. But
they thought that I was so briefed to bake goods
to offer the birds that they had purchased something to
contribute to my bird feeding front.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
This revised me of the woman in Home Alone Too,
who mcaulay cut and becomes friends with. He becomes friends
with the homeless bird woman who in the final five,
in the final fight with the robbers, throws all her
seeds on the robbers and help Heaven get away.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Vin, I've never seen home alike. I just want to
seen home.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I just heard a bask in this bird woman.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
You might enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I'm sorry, I thought you were.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
The bird Yes, I was very confused.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Next question, did you ever see the bird woman?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
No, I didn't know there was a bird woman. It
wasn't my neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Who's the bird woman?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Well?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Me, a woman sitting on a bean feeding birds?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well, I can't even remember. I don't think I was
intentionally feeding them. I think they just came up and
I'm like, oh, you can have some of this baked cood.
He doesn't share things with them.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And I really don't like the people in the world
that say you shouldn't feed the bed Oh no, feedbirds,
bread stomach.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It's like in Canada, don't feed the wild moose, don't
feed beer.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I mean really, well, so you know what, I am
so sick and tired of every time I grabbed my
phone and telling me something's going to kill my dog.
Don't eat this. It has a grape, it's going to die.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Well, I can't even popcorn about that.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
My dog eats literally everything.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
She's jabbing a finger at me. I'm not allowed to.
But on the way home from the country we went
on the weekend, I was feeding beisky grapes in the
back seat.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I would be feeding her grape if she had a
couple of grapes.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
He likes.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
He likes them. He's not like Derby.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Excuse me, I will say this. We don't let her
go all the way in. I know chocolate's bad for dogs.
And one day we came home and she had in
an entire chocolate cake straight to the vet.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You won't see why to the vans.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
That's different. And she's in an entire cake.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, even begin to tell you how I don't believe in.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
That, because how they made her spew?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, I drops in her eyes or drink in her? Well,
how did they give them?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Gave her an eye, drop in her and then it
made her spew? Did vetts reach out explain that really?
We however things No, No, I think they've made the
order of an avocado off the bench taking. Apparently that
kills us.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
My friend Natasha and her dog Merkle in Adelaide. Merkele
has avocado toast every morning with Natasha. You're not allowed to,
says who do you know?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Who says that the internet, Big vet, Big big vet
has got people so on edge about their dogs.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Think of what about what a dog does in the wild? Vet?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
We all know it at some point in our life. Buckheads,
How parents have that dog, you know, the one that
lives to one hundred and fifteen. It is on a
strict diet of butter and steak.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Never once in nighte ever ever crawls out of the laundry,
lats in legs, it's got in teeth, one top of
its head, drag itself across the tiles.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Your mom's like, here's my princess, the world's oldest living.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yes, yes, yeah, I call bullshit.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You feed it on kibble? Yeah, go and give them this.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Although I read a terrible thing about the way I
read a terrible thing about kipple, And I'm always saying
because my husband like, just give him. My husband thinks right.
I love Peter Allen Lewis, Oh, I love him. Is
that inflection patronizing enough to denote the simple minded statement
(18:35):
that he's made that I believe it's going to follow? Okay?
He seems to think that kibble to a dog is
like is like All Brand to an adult? He thinks
it's fiber. I'm like, I don't think dogs have got
the need for fiber the way you think humans do.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Has there ever been someone other than a dad that's
had a bowl of All Brown as loves a woman?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
A woman I don't who has sat down with a
bowl of All Brand all the good times bread. It's
like pepper.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
It with fruit, just a girl.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
All Brand happens with men.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I don't know. I don't know. But Giuseppe was smashing
All Brand. He loves, he loves because I'll often make
him breakfast a bowl of All Brand. Some no, no,
I would never make that, but some mornings, he bypasses
my beautiful like, you know, because I make breakfast for
a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's bacon and eggs. If I'm in a good mood,
there'll be pancakes, fruit salad, and yogurt cable for the dog.
Sometimes he just bypasses me and he goes. I think
I'll just have a bowl of all breads, All Brand,
and I'm like it all is not well in paradise.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
When I have a spoonful of All Brand. It's been
many years.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, it's not meant little sticks.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's not meant for human consumption.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
And you can cook me up on this horses. It's
for horses like which is also for humans.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
The most widely prescribed to Antibariscyok, did you get the
thing I sent you the other day?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
He said it to me too, by the way, I
sent it to you to show the dabbler. Okay, what
did it say? It said that I have a mectm.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
You know, the end that you wanted to put in
euphemism that belongs in ivermcton.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I feel that dads have a bunch of foods they
don't actually like, and it's a conspiracy between mothers and
wives to just punish dad. Oh he's the all brand
knock yourself out champ, can ill you? We saved you
the Turkish delights from the favorite box.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Peter loves Turkish, see does he though? Oh you know
what that spe does he? Okay, you know what this
reminds me of, you know the Scottish say about haggers
the most repulsive notion of food. Of course, Sash loves it.
She also likes blood sausage. Sorry, yeah, Oh, she's got
(21:05):
a wild palette, that one she's got. You could put
anything in there and she'll find the I think.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I would see a woman eat an old brand bowl
than before a blood sausage. Can't what a girl is
sitting down that?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yeah, giving me.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Your blood sausage? Yeah, please wait.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
And she always goes really, she always goes like this.
Oh and there was a bit of blood sausage blick pudding,
And she always goes like this. And with her fingers
she could she's just a little slurping sound and she
rubs her little fingers.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
To actually disgusting. Anyway, She's a sausage and sausage blood sausages.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Made of blood. Yeah, it's made of blood. Yeah, and
in fact, my dad when my dad gives in prison.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
What yah, what.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
These buck up bombs? This week?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
My dad was in prison.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
The bird lady's dad was in prison.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
For being a conscientious objector, so he wouldn't do so.
At that time, Holland had conscription and you had to
do I think two years of military service, and Dad
wouldn't do it. I think he was older, and of
course he's beautiful, beautiful man.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Would they serve them in prison or brand No.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
But on Fridays it was blood sausage day, which Dad
also couldn't eat because he was Jehovah's we look at
sash Oh, prison sounds a bit of all right, eh No,
sash No, it wasn't all right. And he couldn't eat
on Fridays because that was blood sausage day. So on
on Fridays he didn't have lunch or dinner. I don't
(22:52):
know what it was. But guess what he did as
a true beautiful pacifist and loved it. Dad said, Oh,
the guard's they are very nice to me. I love that.
Guess what he ended up doing. It's like a film,
what what do all good prisoners end up doing? In films.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Oh, they get the prison to install the library. He
ran the line, ran the prison library. I packed it. Yeah,
real movie. He then studies the law and then defends
himself in court and becomes a free man. No he
didn't okay, none of that.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
No, he didn't mean he was too weak from hung.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
This app is delivering.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Scott about the Scottish about blood sauce before the paggage,
before that has but I haven't told you.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Have we gotten to this?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Why did we talk about that? Whilere we talking about
all brand All brand Father's.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
So your husband said that kibbled the dogs is all? Well,
that's what he thinks is at the end of that bit. No,
I've got to tell you about the Scottish seed. Okay, yep,
because that reminds me of blood sausage. Was it because
of blood sausage.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
You started with first? Okay? So the Scotts say this,
and the Scots are a remarkable people. And if you
think about, you know, when white people came to Australia
or whatever part of the re like, can you imagine
how inhospitable and tough it would have been. And they
were of course Scott's and English or whatever. The Scott's
are remarkable.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Can I tell you something about the Scots My favorite
audience to do comedy too. Oh really love it dark.
I love the family commentary, sharpness stuff. You know that
he did very well in Edinburgh.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
With the scot and were hard.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Got to tour with Kevin Bridges like they're an unforgiving audience.
The sky.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I like it, love it, okay, So the Scott's.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Very smart comedy audience. The Scott's tough.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
They say about haggis, which is basically, I think the
intestines of a sheep washed out and stuffed with oatmeal
and cooked right. The Scots say the haggis was the
part of the sheep the English left behind. That gives
(25:15):
me goosebumps, because you know what they collectively did. They went,
we will not be cowed. We will turn into a delicacy.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Well, this is what happened with oysters, by the way,
That's why I think they're absolutely disgusting. What os oysters
with the food for the for the for the povs
Because it was so disgusting and available, and then they
someone at some point flipped it around to make it
seem like it's a delicacy hard to get disgusting.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Okay, we don't need to.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Don't try and make it like it's anatomy. You think
I don't eat mangoes because of that reason, Because.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Of think that you don't eat mangoes for that reason,
Sweet and succulent, juicy, dripping down your chin.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
I didn't like mangos, you went, well, I can tell
you why.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
But of course an oyster discussing oyster's heart Scottish say
what the vaginas at the sea and the fact that
you do not like them? I think surprises nobody.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I would prefer to eat kibble, an all brand for
an oyster.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Why were we talking about kibble.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
On Healthy dog Food?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh yeah, okay, Oh this is what I read about kibble.
It was so terrible. I keep saying to Peter, don't
give the dog kibble all the time, like that's like
you living on biscuits. It's just not wrong. They enjoy
the crunch. So I read and this is obviously this
was America, so and we know that their standards are
(26:53):
not our standards. But it showed a kibble factory and you.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Know what they put in the kibble what cardboard?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
What, I just made that up hard I just made that.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Up hard board.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
They put cardboard and they smash it up and they
put yes, that's not good people so much so I
got onto Dr Chris Brown's I didn't realize it was
his website. I bought Bearsky a ball. Apparently they can't
see normal balls, sorry, because of their color blind.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Dogs dogs color blind.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I don't know that he said this on his I look,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
He's a bit as I say about dog behavior specialists,
who's going to disagree.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
With Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
People always say that. By the way, when you dog
does that, it means that, okay, take you. I said that.
I also have the same theory about people that talk
about space. Who's going to prove them wrong?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Correct? Dog people that say mad things like three trillion trees,
but the fat well just accept it blind right like
dogs are ye anyway, So I'm ordering his kibble as well,
because I don't believe he would put cardboarding kibble.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
I don't understand. You know what, I don't understand when
people put dog food in their dog's bowl and then
the dog doesn't eat it, and they say, oh, he'll
just have that when he's ready.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
What dog would do? Would be doing lines of kibble
if it was there, would snort, it wouldn't even chew.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Hasby got it?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Doesn't?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Was she when you got back?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Garby doesn't eat kibble?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Of course she doesn't. What does the butler make Derby?
Dobby has been on the preathy Madam dog has been
on the raw food diet since she was born, very good.
So she eats bones and meat. Yeah, every day. Have
you keep up with the meat? Where do you get
the meat from?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
So it's a dog food packet, but it's only there's
no kibble or rain.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Did you get it?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
No dog food? Chop? Oh my god, I have a video.
Have a video of me seeing Derby for the first
time after a.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Oh my goodness, she annoyed at you.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Or she was she was don't yeah, you know when
a dog. She was like so happy that then she
like cried and she was biting me a bit, like
she was just so overwhelmed.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I didn't know. Sounds highly interpreted with the dog that's
really probably gone off you truth. She was biting me
and then I collapsed on the ground and she was
gnawing at my jugular. It was love, I tells you.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I was really upset to leave Darby.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
And then Cody signed her name on the letter the
Letters from Home, a letter from home, and I'm like,
of course I have to message you. Oh so your
dog can write? Can she?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Let me just tell you this, buckheads, This is who
Kate is. When the microphones are off, you will think
she's a nice person. You will think that my host.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Is just no.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
One thinks sad of me, the bloody bird woman from
the past.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
And I thought you were a bird lady.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
So the Letters from Home. By the way, you said,
when I told you going into the jungle, you said
to me, you better cry. So you said to me,
I've seen it. Go to my insta. That letters from Home.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
It lost my mind. Do you know what? Had it
a bit tight?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Well that's just for the real.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
No, no, no, no, I mean in the episode. I
would have liked to have heard every all of the leaders.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
So the Letters from Home. Here's some backstage goss.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
The letters.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
The letters were really long from everyone. Some people had
more than one letter, so.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
It was.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Not on board with that. Did you see her? She
lost us at more than one letter.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
So that bit of us around the camp going through
all the letters, it was amazing because we're just so happy.
But we all that went for a really long time
because it was six of us, and so every single
person we read out every single thing. But I haven't finished.
There were photos, so everyone had photos of their family,
so we could see photos.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I remember Saint George's family.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
You didn't see my husband.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
You know why he wouldn't send a photo.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
He took a photo of the doll of him and
the dog in front of the Christmas tree. The show
didn't want people to know that it was pre recorded
yet and that it was Christmas time, so from last year,
so they didn't show me with the photo. Oh no, no,
I got the photo, but they took it out. They
(31:26):
couldn't showing everyone. But my letter was really long. My
parents wrote stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Did they My friend wrote Lynn or Giuseppe both they
both wrote.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
They both wrote, we'll bring it in here, read next,
we'll read it out in four.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
It was about the car.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
The car, but they took this bit out and I
was like fine. All of my nieces and nephews roasted me.
So the letter ended with all these really funny sledges
from like you smell like far all these like may
sledges from my nieces and nephew and I loved it
more than anything. But they can't show everything.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
No, no, they can't show everything. But I do love that.
I love the letters from home.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
You did like that? Yeah? They cut out what When
Cody and I watch Survivor, we hate the letters from
home and so we always they do that on Survivor.
They do Survivor, so we always skip that bit.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Do you watch Survivor, Sash? Oh? Not really will prepare
you for what's about to happen on this show.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Cody's Cody's letter open with this and they cut it out.
You've made it to the letters episode. Skip.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Ah, that's what you do in survive he wrote, skip.
That's cute. He's always funny.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
He's very funny. Kate wrote this to me the other day.
Oh Derby wrote a letter being smart about the general.
I wrote back, can your dog write a letter? You
wrote back, I've never abandoned him for for fame.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah, thank you, yeah yeah, And you said what I say,
that's the meanest thing.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
You've ever said to me, because I went to the
jungle not for fame. I went for money, right, thank
you for the record.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
You're right. Actually I have abandoned my dog for money.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
When I say goodbye to her. Yes, could be back
in a week, could be back in longer, ended up
being a month. Yeah, very very upset.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
That, of course, is the longest you've been away from her.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah, I think so. Have we hit a single topic? Yeah,
I'm about to our first topic first.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Well, everything is a topic.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
You know what I want our buckheads to know. I
want to I want them to have an insight into
the absolute nonsense performance we put on. When we walk
in and you get your little piece of paper out
and you get topic, and then we're going to do
this to us.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
She gives it to us with a listen, look, I
haven't been written on thes got the thing I've just scribbled.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
On for two years. We have pretended that we are
going to plan the show.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
And she goes along with this pretense that I've got.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
That audio for you.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
None of it's played, nothing happened.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
In six weeks time. Sash will go, I got this
auto that you wanted from.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
And we'll be like what, So, you know there are
things that you do where you're just reminded of how
much you love someone.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Kate, thank you, not you.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Unfortunately we haven't come to that point yet, but hope
springs eternal.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Hey, anyway, excuse me, can't make Luke from the Jungle
confirmed on this very programmed days ago that I spoke
very highly of you in the jungle.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Okay, So if people haven't heard the bonus e, listen,
they should listen because it's very also reru dealing.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
And also they know who won, because we've got to
get this today. So the finales on to I don't know. Yeah,
so we actually don't know. We actually don't know any
couple of days ahead.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
So my husband and I went away on the weekend
and we went down to the beach, and this is
how it always starts, because you know, my husband is
he should be bowed, he should be stooped. Such is
the yoke of oppression that he lives under. With the
five of us, five of you leaning so heavily on him,
(35:43):
plus students, students really well, thirty six of you. It's right,
really heavily.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Is he loving it?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
He loves it. He actually loves it. He's so happy
and he hasn't had a Nothing's gone wrong.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yet a late in life career change.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
It's just beautiful. But also, you know, he's always wanted
to do teaching since we went to lockdown in Italy
and he said to me, I really like it, and
the whole world was like in a collective scream of
horror about what they had to do with the children.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Not your man.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
No, he loved it.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
He's gone out and grabbed random people's children in a classroom.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Totally and teaching them maths mass mad.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
I'm sorry, I don't think you've ever told me it's maths.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, his stem science, technology engineering maths. There's shortage of
them anyway, that explains how he got a job. Anyway,
he's loving it. But so I said to him, oh, gosh,
I'd love to go away this weekend, right, This conversation
starts on Tuesday, And then he goes, oh, I don't
think he's always like I can't. This is you know,
(36:48):
men are always like their first response is always know,
like when you get a fringe, they don't They're always
like they don't like it. Anyway, they come around to it.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
They come around.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Then he goes, oh, I think I'm working on that.
He sees two days later, because of course there's sport
on the weekend. Our youngest Yarni's playing cricket, and Artie's
got basketball, and Peter's got a score and blah blah blah. Anyway,
he extricates himself from all the arrangements and he finishes
school at twelve sixteen on Friday. Are you amazed by
(37:21):
the specificity.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Of that time? Why are you telling me that?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Oh, because that's how specific it is. Because teachers now
have to do their marking at school, so it's don't
consuming all there.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
And so we had a couple of classes in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Then he's good, Yeah, twelve sixteen, right, so we're ready,
we drive, we go, he go down the beach. It's
just beautiful. We have a lovely time. We're just having
it's glorious. The op shops were closed by the time
we got on the road. That was a bit devastating
to me, but we went down. I'd made him his
favorite sausage casserole, Courage sausage casserole, just.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Speaking a dad food. It was just before or after
the all brand.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
He loves it. He obviously had it when he's yummy.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I don't like it, but I don't have too much
of that all brand. You're not gonna have room for
your courage sausage meat loaf.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
He also loves meat anyway, So I've made him that.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
I really don't like meat loaf.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Oh I love meat loaf. You know there's a good one.
It's the White House. It's the White House official meat
loaf Recipient's from like the nineteen fifty.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Oh, I've never had a good It's a.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Really comforting You've got.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
To have it in winter, you know. Back to the
courage hostage. They weren't courage blood sausages.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Well, no, no, no, they weren't. They were just normal.
I don't like I don't like sausages at all. Anyway,
I'm not you with oysters. Anyway. We just had a
really lovely time. We drank some wine and we went
swimming in the cold ocean. And then on the way home,
so he goes for a bike ride every morning.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Right, you had your bike on the roof.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
He had his bike in the back of the van,
in the back of the nut bus. And he says,
when he comes home, oh, I drove past a guy.
We're in the country. Right. He goes by the side
of the road.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Here we go. Every story that you tell involves someone
on the side of the road. Why does every kayline
Brook story have a man on the side.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Of the road?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Knows what I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah, because in the country, you really notice someone being
by the side of the road. So sometimes when you're
on a country drive.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
I have driven in the country, okay.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
You know sometimes when you see someone running in the country,
like jogging, I find it so depressing. I think to myself,
how are they not overwhelmed by the sheer amount of
space that they have to cover. Like in the city,
it's different because you're running around the park or you're
running around the block. But in the country it has
(39:57):
some kind of forest gump substantial sadness to it. Anyway,
this guy wasn't running. He was picking blackberries.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
I was also going to add, and I know what's coming,
some weird fruit picked. Something's happening.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, and it's very rare that wh're they're in BlackBerry season.
Now you've got to be careful.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
They couldn't tell you what a BlackBerry bush looks like.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
So prickly, so it grows through everything. It's I think
it's brambles like long.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
This guy have a little bag.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
So Peter just clocked him while he was on his bike,
and Peter went looked for a landmark so that when
we were driving back he could identify where the BlackBerry
patch was by the side of the.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Road to the shops. It's so much easier.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
They don't sell blackberries the shop. No, they sell big
like boys, and berries are big. They're not okay anyway,
and Peter loves BlackBerry jam. It's his favorite jam and
the hardest of all the jams to find. Remember when
I bought that pot from that jam and it was
and then I got the IXL one and it was
(41:18):
exactly the same. Remember we got dukes.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
We had a jam taste test, a real broadcasting highlight
on the buck up.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Anyway, so we've packed up and you know, it's arduous,
and then he goes, we're driving along, and he goes,
here it is oh no, no, it's not no, we're
driving driving driving. We pull in by the side of
the road.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
What was the landmark, by the way.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
I didn't ask him. I just knew that he would know.
He goes, it's long here, And then there was a
long drive before the country, yeah, before we got so
then he pulls over. It was very hot. He looked
for a park in the shade because the dog was
in the car, and of course the dog couldn't get
out by the side of the road. The dog would
(42:01):
be no good at picking blackberries. And then we picked
blackberries by the side of the road. I mean, it
wasn't romantic in the sense that it was really dusty
and hot, and the blackberries had a lot of residue
from exhaust pipes because roadside blackberries passing fi But I
(42:24):
said them, don't worry, we'll wash them. I'll wash them
before I make them to wash off the smoke. And
then at one point a couple of cars passed us
and they bitched their horns and I said to pay
I think that means hands off that these blackberries have
been sprayed. Blackberries are a scourge in this great nations. Yeah,
(42:50):
and so they spray them when they're flowering. Yeah. But
obviously it hadn't worked. Anyone said, don't worry about I
hadn't worked. This bush is covered in blackberries like horses. Like,
for sakes, what do you mean horses?
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Wilde horses are really is true. For a lot of Australians.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
They're very hard to pick.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Berries.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Horses of bushes, I think there are, but the horse
jam osache.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Blood horse blood.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Anyway, and we picked our blackberries, and luckily I had
a couple of containers in the back of the car.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
I wouldn't put it past you to have the car
to pick blackberries.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
And we picked blackberries, and then we got in the
car and he said, do you think this is enough?
And he said how many pots of jam is these?
And I said two or three? And he went, oh good.
And we got back in the car. We put the
lids on it, and the blackberries are at home waiting
for me to turn them into jam.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
And I thought, that's the end of the story.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
I love my husband.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
These roadside BlackBerry sprayed with all sorts of chemicals, people.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Poison but driving passing, and we just loved it.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
And I thought, God, you just love your man.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Who but who could he if God forbid some ill
would before me? M m, who could he replace me with?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
That's a very good question. And I reckon you ask
me he would? No?
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Oh no, he no, I know he would A sign
of a well loved man. Yeah, yeah, no, he totally would.
He wouldn't be on his own for long month?
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Six months?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Maybe, yeah, I reckon, I reckon, I reckon three months?
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Hey buckets mus how I'm going to take your partner
to get over your timely death. Always wonder about that,
don't you think about it? Often?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah? There you go? How long would be?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
I think you'd be absolutely devo. And if you ever
get the chance, if you ever get the chance to
go on a reality TV show for many weeks without
any contact, do it because it makes you part of it.
Realize you're all right. You hope, and they miss you.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
You hope. Imagine it must happened that people come.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Back and later this Kate, We've been together for twelve years,
married for three since December twenty fourth when I got back,
until now we have We are the best you've ever been,
we have ever been.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
What do you do that is? What's your equivalent picking blackberries?
Speaker 4 (45:25):
I cook? I'm away when I cook and funny? Yeah,
but what's carry conversation? So he doesn't have to? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
But what's your thing that you do? Because there's very
few things you do together?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
We do a lot together. Here's our bliss. Our bliss
is being together with nothing to do or go.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yes, he travels for work so much.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
I'm always going to gigs d D. And when you're
doing this, we on a Thursday will say you're back.
I have nothing on I have no gig. Friday, I
have no gig. Saturday, sit at home and we watch
movies Mark. We make a lot of food that normal
take no but we don't get to We actually get
to do it a lot because we all on weekends
(46:09):
and not normal.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
You're not normal.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I'm not normal. You're not normal. So that's what we do.
We don't have to strike ourselves with very picking our
driving such.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
What do you like to do with your boyfriend, your man?
I don't have time, but.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
It's a good question. I feel like most people really
want to know about couples. What makes them tick, what
do they do, how do they hang out? It's intriguing
and I feel like the mark of a happy couple.
Yes this is not from my brain. Someone said this
once and I've never forgotten it because I find this
to be true. The mark of a happy couple is
(46:47):
there is something to you too that no one else
knows exists, as in the way you talk, the way
you behave right, there's something that you two do that.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
No one else is even a shorthand with each other.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
It's not even that, it's more like your personality and
your husband's personality the Dutch. It's the Dutch when you're alone.
No one else would even know that exists in both
of you.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
No, because you're alone, does that make sense?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
You're alive, you're not listening to I don't know that
too much. I'm trying to be really died, trying to be.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Like Luke and I say it all the time, which
is the Dutch of God as saying, there's no pot
so crooked, there isn't a lead somewhere to fit it.
And the whole point is I told you Mum always
sees because Mum and Dad always did everything together, like
if they were never apart, And Mum said coldependency gets
(47:42):
a bad rap. But it's the name of the game,
which I'm like, Oh, isn't that interesting.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
I wouldn't go that far, but hey, why not?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah, well it works if it.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Works if you're happy.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Okay, we're going to do this and test this. I've
got to look up the instructions the buck up bay leaf.
So apparently valvom you know, Sasha and I love to
do a bit of Wolga booger.
Speaker 4 (48:16):
You mentioned this new pod last week. I have to
write my dreams on buzzle leaves.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
No, no, what Bailey Bailey Bailea's and not dreams necessarily.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
I have to write what I want on a bai lea. Yeah.
And then I said, and then what? And you said,
I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
I didn't have I forgot my phone.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
The compelling conclusion's really interesting. We go, So, so, put.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
A bay leaf in your wallet. Watch what happens next.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
I'll lost my wallet.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
I'll put it in your pocket.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
Okay, I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Put it in your phone case right now? No, after
you've written on what.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Do I write on it?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Hang on?
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Wait on, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Told you yet. What happens? All right? So it says
money leaks follow patterns, and patterns have causes. Blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah. Just get to the magic
to the magic ingredients. Three bay leaves. Why bay leaves
carry spiritual weight. They hold specific symbolism across folk traditions.
(49:10):
Never heard of it? You bit of a bay leaf
in being involved in only as you put it out
correctly recipes the most negligible component. So it's a boundary marker.
So you put bay where energy needs to stay clean
(49:31):
and contained, wallets, bags, cars, doorways, corners, and this is
what I'm going to use it for. They specifically mentioned
a car, and you know, my car's no good. I'm aware,
really terrible, like sometimes it slips out of gear. Now
I've got to get a new car. So that for
me is a very overwhelming prospect.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Speak too hook you are, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Will he help me get rid of the old car?
Speaker 4 (49:58):
What do you think? What? I don't know? Just what
told you? Put a brick on the off a cliff
into it.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Here's the three bay leaf ritual. We're going to check
in with our next at our next podcast up, yeah
and next. But the car leak Okay, this is specifically
me if car issues keep draining money through repairs, delays,
fines or mishaps, I gotta find this morning. Place one
(50:26):
bay leaf in the glove compartment or under the driver's seat.
Say once, my travel stays safe, my timing stays clean,
my money stays protected.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
I'm not going to remember any.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
No, he won't. Okay, what have you got? Oh? This
is you? Okay, the workplace drain if work involves competition, gossip, tension,
or people who watch your winds too closely. This is you?
Speaker 4 (50:56):
What am I writing on it?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Okay, put it in your wallet, person, work bag. You'll
pop it in your purse, wrap it in tissue if needed,
and say, my income stays sealed, my value stays visible,
my path stays open.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
Mmmmm. All from a bay leaf.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
All from a bay leaf, sash? What's your issue? I mean,
you've got too many, but I can't well they what
a personal reset? Yes, personal reset. Spending feels impulsive, foggy.
Hold the third bay leaf, Pass it around your body
from head to feet, like brushing off dust. Ah, focus
(51:37):
on chest and stomach, common storage zones for financial stress.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
It's just like being so polite waiting for this to be.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
I know that we're all going to do it.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
Do it.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
I promise you put it, speed it.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Up in the pot. Jack said it and can speed it.
And if anyone wants it, they can get it. Beliefs
to fr dust of stomach common storytress. But people at
home can do it. You can do it with dried
bay leaves. We haven you say what clings leaves? What
belongs stays, I choose wealth with clarity. Dispose of the
(52:22):
leaf outside your home. Public bin works. I don't think
so burial in soil. Yeah, okay, anyway, we're all going
to try it and see what happens. Pass me. You
write a word on the bay leaf as well, for
you know what I'm going to run on yours. Bring
(52:45):
you the gift of magic? And you're late? Can you think?
Speaker 4 (52:50):
Does the pen doesn't work?
Speaker 3 (52:51):
Yeah? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4 (52:53):
Do I do now? But I did write it?
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Tell you the right stability clients, raise know whatever you want,
whatever I want? What word did you write to keep it?
Speaker 4 (53:03):
See?
Speaker 6 (53:04):
See?
Speaker 4 (53:05):
None cares.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
I'll peep at your leaf later.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
Happy. Oh everyone wants to be happy.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Where will you put it in here in this room?
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Well, let's give our money back guarantee.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Please do, and then we go home, And then we
go home.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
Text from No Time for the money back guarantee. It's
a text from dead Center. It was a text from
her mum. This is short one. I love a shorty
unheard of but it's so intriguing.
Speaker 4 (53:38):
God, they're good at that, they're good at the teas,
They're very good.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Should get a.
Speaker 4 (53:42):
Job making movies, movie previous, Yes, hook you in.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
They really do the sizzle. Not okay, this is deap
a text from mom. Just drop dad off at Waverley
Private for his for his top and tail procedure. Kids
kiss and she said their daughter, what the hell is.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
What is up and tail procedure? That's a very good question.
Up and down? Do you think like brain surgery and
prostate surgery? No one gets that on the same day.
Circumcised and a skull.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
A top and tail maybe front and back, front and back,
but what would that be, something to do with that area.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
I don't know, but we love it, that's of course.
And of course she's gone kiss kiss, of course, chop
and town.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Because I want to see something very mean but very
truthful about mums. It's about dad's health.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Oh no, they're protecting his privacy. Your father wouldn't want.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
By the way, if that was her mother going to
the hospital.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
You know everything, she'd be giving her a jewelry.
Speaker 4 (54:58):
But dad, no entail.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Do you think they're protecting his privacy? Or maybe they
don't even know.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
They hasn't told her. She doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
I'm thinking the word polyp. I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
That's just a word thing. God's getting dropped off somewhere
because of a polyp. Yep check.
Speaker 6 (55:15):
We love that.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
I hope Deb Deb's dad was good.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
I hope he pulled up well top and tail literally
did not get to a single thing I read.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
I love you, guys, I love you. Well done enough
film goal Oh thanks Johnsman. The buck Up Podcast is
hosted by me Kate Lanebrook and him Nate Valvo. It's
produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound by
the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack. And
(55:51):
Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
The Girlfriends: Trust Me Babe
When a group of women from all over the country realise they all dated the same prolific romance scammer they vow to bring him to justice. In this brand new season of global number 1 hit podcast, The Girlfriends, Anna Sinfield meets a group of funny, feisty, determined women who all had the misfortune of dating a mysterious man named Derek Alldred. Trust Me Babe is a story about the protective forces of gossip, gut instinct, and trusting your besties and the group of women who took matters into their own hands to take down a fraudster when no one else would listen. If you’re affected by any of the themes in this show, our charity partners NO MORE have available resources at https://www.nomore.org. To learn more about romance scams, and to access specialised support, visit https://fightcybercrime.org/ The Girlfriends: Trust Me Babe is produced by Novel for iHeartPodcasts. For more from Novel, visit https://novel.audio/. You can listen to new episodes of The Girlfriends: Trust Me Babe completely ad-free and 1 week early with an iHeart True Crime+ subscription, available exclusively on Apple Podcasts. Open your Apple Podcasts app, search for “iHeart True Crime+, and subscribe today!