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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
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cut you off at the knees then gift you a
pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why you
always always need.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
A buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We need so much more than a buck up today.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
But I can only share it there.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
She is a miracle, she walks upon it. Oh my goodness, aheads,
this is this is what my co host, Hello Kate.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Laine Brook, Oh, hello Nate, will do for the buckheads.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, I don't reckon. You should be here, but you
don't want to let them down.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I don't want to let them down enough that we
let them down with a second of our sold out
live show.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I know you had to postpone a live show, but hey,
that was a week.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Ago, you know, And I'm still like this. You weren't
faking it, do you know what.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I'm so sick. I don't even have it in me
to do my normal passive Greas introduction of Sash French.
Who all I can.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Say, you've lost your mind's she's got a fever.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
She's and Sasha French is such a germophobe.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I've noticed there's the tension in the room at the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Even look at me. She won't look at me.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
She won't touch you.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You know what, it's a really good thing that you
never went to nursing. Terrible, terrible, vicious to people who
were sick.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And hello to our buckheads that are nurses.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
The most beautiful were putting on with.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
People like you all day, every day. Yeah, and guess
what they touched them.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I'm excluding the ones that were dancing during COVID.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, you're telling me you bang your pot at your window.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You didn't stand proudly. I did bang a pot we
were in. That is a pack of day. That's just
so terrible. God.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
And also when I laugh it makes me cough. So
luckily I'm doing the pod with you.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
All those antibiotics have kicked in.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
All right, So I stand before you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, you've sat the whole time. I sit before you,
wheeled in humbled by this illness.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
The viruses humbles you.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, the virus has humbled me. Let me just point
out a couple of things have happened while I've been sick.
One Fauci's diaries were released against his will.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Thought about you the whole time.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh my goodness, all eleven hundred pages of them, of
which I reckon I've read one thousand and ninety busy reading?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Is he reading?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You know? He tried to destroy them, but because they
were done while he was on the government coin they
were government property. So they've tracked them down on eight
servers and eleven different whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm always really genuinely surprised anyone writes journals. I know,
we hear that you should, and especially even people like
I in the creative industry.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yes, you're supposed to do this.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I agree, offhad yes, journal.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well, I respect people do journal. Of course she does.
Did diary. Tod Neat and Kate were really mean to me,
but I know I deserve it. Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I just found Fauci just this straight man keeping a
little journal.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
For fifty year. You know why? No, I don't know
he wanted to.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Write a book because when you read the stuff in
his journal, he was himself so sick. Right anyway, So
we know I thought about it a lot because I'm
sick with this terrible virus, a different.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Virus, stupid virus.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
And I also believe it's a gain of function virus.
That's what I now believe about all viruses, right, because.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He talks about it in his ease.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Gain of function is when labs like the Wuhan lab
take germs and then start you working on them to
actually make them more dangerous and stronger and whatever. And
the idea is to turn them into bio weapons. Which
and that's why the people who say there was a
lab leak of COVID from Wuhan where there happened to.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Be a Wuhn.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Biolab, I'm learning you, by the way, if you deserve
this because you're here.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
But okay, so that's neither here nor that we know
that Fauci's aligned and people who put him into the
into his position of power, and the people that didn't
invite people to Christmas, we know they're all sets, right,
but that's neither he nor the I love some of
those and I people.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Will mislead anything to make you feel better, But there's.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
One thing I can't forgive him for, and I think
you won't be able to forgive him for this either,
lean in. So in his diaries, his ego plays a
really big role, and so he's always like Julia Rabbits
called me, and so I'm on the cover of People
magazine like it's really the ego is monstrous, as we
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know it is with just about every politician and every
like that's you can't do those jobs without a certain degress.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It completely agree. There's the two podcast hosts.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Correct, right, So nothing against that ego, but you would
like to think that maybe decisions aren't being made by
someone who's led by ego. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But this I cannot forgive him for.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
In his diary, he writes about getting a phone call
from Barbara Streisan.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh I heard about this. This is unforotogiver the details.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's I'll read it to you. Had great call with
Barbra streisand she called my cell at six o five pm.
And this is what I can't forgive him for. She
has recently had zoster with lesion on hip slash buttock.
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He's written jingles in his journal about Barbara Strason, the
Great Barbara Streisan having a lesion on her buttock on.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Her shirt of respect. Are you doing about you?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Then?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
He says she has posed zoster neuralgia down her leg,
but the primary legion had healed.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh good, Oh good, that's good that we know this
is this is a text from mum. Fauji has drawn
a text from Mom.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Hold on full on. She wanted to know if it
was okay to get the mRNA vaccine. I told her yes.
We then started discussing life in general. I told her
that I work listening to her songs on Alexa.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's a text.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That's our new segment text from mum or diary vauchi r.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
She really did not know what Alexa was like. Once
again Barbara streisand she sounds stupid. What I accidentally but
called her later in the evening. Did she but call
him with one of her she might have?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I'm just so mortified for her.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
No one needs to know about barbar Streuisen's shingles.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
She said she was gonna call me anyway, since she
wanted to know if there was any difference between the
Maderna and the Fizer product. I told her none, you idiot.
I then explained to her more about Alexa. I brought
the phone over to Alexa and asked it to play
songs by Barb When the song came on loud and clear.
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She started laughing and absolutely loved it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Got her off allegions.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
What that is, that's crazy, That is a I cannot
I want to read them now.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Text from mum.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Oh yeah, it's full of texts from mums. And it's
also if your mum was very vain and your mum
loved telling you about people who love.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
You alesion, you know, love, they love, a hip, they
love as all.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Of that, all of that.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I am never going to look at Barbara Streis in
the same way again.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I was thinking the same as you said that. But
she's a living langel. I mean, there's not going to be.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well, that's why it's not nice for us about her
pussy bottom. We don't need to know about that. It's not.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Do you know what's so random in my life?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
But she was people who need people?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
How about this?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
For six months I worked at a football stadium many
many years ago. I had many different jobs. I had
many different jobs, and I worked at the time it
was Condi Colonial Stadium which is now Marvel Stadium. Dog
stand no as a person ripping the tickets. Really, I
thought they only get old men to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't know how good the money was.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Parents with kids, get the kids out there ripping tickets
at events. He stood there for okay, for an hour.
It was pretty intense because a lot of people coming
in and then the.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Takes in your ass.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
But this was many years ago. I saw the Barber
Streisen concert at the Dockland Studio in Melbourne.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, I didn't even know she did concept.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm sure I did. What do you mean, I'm pretty
sure I did. No, I did.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Be sure. It's also exchange.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Because I remember there was like a sound check and stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Barbara's strises, I swear a brilliant This is such boring.
Did you not remember it better?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Because so you're not like watching it. You're kind of
out the front. Did you know you were gay? You're
not fully immersed.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
You're not answering my question. Were you cause playing hat? Then?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
What?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Because free gay man to see Barbara Stress and a
gay man of your type of gay gayety year.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Two thousand Colonial Stadium.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
There we go, you remember, because you don't get to
go in and watch.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's all sort of crowd old and gay? Yeah right,
women and gay, yes, women enough to fill a stadium
a great crown. Oh yeah, Adeen is I tell you what.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Old Blue Illusion would have had a great week of
sales leading up to that.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Speaking of jobs, just going to be very Melbourne specific
for fifteen seconds and then we'll go broad again. The
infamous Docklands wheel is back, so for the melbourneites listening,
the big disgusting wheel has been turned back.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
There was a lot of money that didn't work. It
melted in the sun. Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
And the idea was that it was like the Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
The London Eye. Yeah, you sit on it and you
go around and go in, sit in little cages and
go around.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I didn't really see that far because it was surrounded
by a tall apartment buildings and you could just see
into Costco watching TV.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
And even Costco moves they're like, we don't like them
looking at it.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
And then there was a heat wave and it melted.
So then they closed it. This was like ten years
ago and they've just reopened.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Just the lights though, right, so not reopen, just turned
the lights.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
So shining again at night. It's like a sculpture beacon
of Christmas lights. I love it across the city again.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I love big things.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It made me this job. Not long after Colonial Stadium.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I worked for two shifts at the dock Landslips and
then I quit because I hated it so much. I
had watch so many ripping tickets that one was Oh,
I don't know what that was.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It wasn't ripping tickets or something to do with tickets,
something to do with people buying it. I think you
just applied. But it was like fifty bucks an hour.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
By the way, it was so good. And there's all
the jobs I had before Nova.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Someone needs to keep notes for husing. He'll want to
know about this government was that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It was a private company.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah, being paid by the being paid by.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What I sent you the video.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
What's funny is which we didn't know in our new place,
which you.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Can see it from our bedroom window. But you don't
like it, but I love it. I didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I just didn't know because it's been turned off. Now
that it's turned on and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
We can see. Yeah, it's stunning, very big. Hey, anywh
because I've been at Death Stoor, you.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Really have the amount of voice voice text you've sent
this week. It sounds like because I'm too weak to write.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, but they just sound like tales from the group.
As I said to you before messaging you about you
like this is me. It was a very good thing
that we can't stop. Just as I said to you before,
I'm so shock. A lot of them sounded like you
were under rubble. You sounded stuck.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I sounded like someone had been rescued from an earthquake.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It is rare to see a force of nature just terruble,
so weak humbles. You've been humbled, now, mumbled. You took
far too long to get antibiotics. By the way, okay,
it didn't even occur. She waited way too long.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Well also because that involves going to see a doctor.
Had her first tally, had my first tally.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Hair, I'm proud of you. What a moment.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
What happened was my girlfriend said, do you want me
to bring you over some antibiotics? And I we that's
a good idea. She said, I'm sure I've got some
spear ones at home. I know medical people listening. This
is really terrible.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Just stop right there. I think most people have the friend.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
That just yes, yes, it turns out I've got another one.
She sent me a whole list, and she said, what
ones do you want. They were all past their expiry date,
so I'd.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Go for the newest one and then get amongst it.
I just love the old has to be to actually
be out of date.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, I know, nut, Yeah correct, I agree. You know
how I found that out? When when when there was
a worldwide children of epipins and one of our boys
needs them for bees, right, and they put out a
release saying allergic to bees.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm sorry, vitamines allergic to bees.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
And they put out epipin put out a notice, a
worldwide notice saying ignore the use by dates on the epipines.
Their efficacy is still great up to five years. And
I'm like, hang on a minute, for.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Anyway, if you do have that friend, keep close that allow,
the one that's the little box on top.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Of the fridge, and they and they fossy.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
The one and they say to you, would you like
a valium? I'm always like yes, I love that person anyway.
So she dropped over some antibiotics and I started taking them,
and she didn't have enough of a course though there
were she only had like six, very bad, I know, right,
So I took them and they made me feel so
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much better. I went, I'm sure, there's a person that
you go see.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
When you're not feeling A doctor, just a doctor.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I haven't seen a doctor for a long time, maybe
eight years since we lived in Italy. I staw one
in Italy.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Anyway, it's walking past.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
So I went to go to this, try to go
to a doctor in this.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Get your hot doc up.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
When I did so, I went, I was so annoyed.
I went to this clinic that I knew of that
you could just roll up at, and they've closed down.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
They've been really I used to go to that one
a lot. I know, the one, the big super clinic
weight loss.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
It's a little one that was run by the huge.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
One in the shopping tent. Are still there? Yeah, I think,
So I can't.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I don't have the time, and I don't want to
sit there with sick people, even if you're not see there,
I don't, yeah, correct, And I don't want to be
sitting there with exposing my signals.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I don't want to be sitting with you.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
No, exactly, it's mutual. Anyway, I was so annoyed. I went,
how do you see a doctor online? And then I
booked a telehealth So there was some kind of there
was some kind of mix up where my appointment was
at six eight twenty that night, and yet somehow and
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this was like at eleven o'clock in the morning, I
got lead into the waiting room.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I hung around the waiting.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Room for a long time, yeah, for about an hour,
and then I went, I reckon, they could leave me
here till eight o'clock to night. So then I just
bowed out.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
So I took one where they just call you when
they're ready.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I didn't know the fact that I eat got anywhere
in this pro Welcome to the water.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Being a hypochondriac. There's so much for you to learn, literally,
so many tips I have for you.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Guess how long my consultation was?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Fifteen seconds?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Probably like maybe a minute and a half.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
What's the point? That's what I.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Love, not having to sit there and jump from loops.
And while they do take your blood pressure off, that's
so true, there's last all.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
This symptom checker. Shut up? How do your mental health off?
I'm sad every day? Did you give me the prescription?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And don't not give me things I want? So this
one had already seen yours must be that. They all
must be the same. They tell you the things they
won't prescribe, which automatically made meat, you know, not want
to see them. But I went calm down. They probably
will give you antibiotics.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh yeah, like we don't. We don't give you because
a lot they don't give.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, opoids, the good stuff, yeah, any of the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
No, the good stuff anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
And then, of course in my minute and a half,
I must have really made an impression because he wants
to see me again.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
On Friday night. You've got plans. Eh, it was this
a zoom a video link, just voice.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I let him see me, but I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Him, mysterious. I only saw an outline. This is sexy,
and I.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Heard him speak. I'm not going to tell you what
sort of accent. I think you can probably imagine.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
There's a few of these jobs out there, you know,
the other doctors that are sweeping it up, the ones
who the botox nurse has to call for them to
jimmy jab that you get the jab. They just sit
there and their number is connected to botox salons all.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Over the country, and that's just like fifty bucks a pop.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
But what do they do they have to approve if
the botox seeing the person.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, so the girl will call watch forty two year
old male.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
No, no, no, I've had this before, this, before this, before
we're doing this again.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, all good? Thanks really bangs up, jabs away. Oh
my goodness, we've got a friend who does that.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Remember, I want to be that doctor.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
They must be clean up. Yeah, what are they doing
in between? There's there's no time in between the botox, so.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
They can do a lot of a lot of people
that wan't.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Bang bang bang bang bang A way.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
I'm so on board.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I'm so on we welcome.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I am full fauci. I am those antibiotics. I can't
get enough of them into me. I love big, big.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Farmer huh huh.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And look someone that does love taking things for elements.
I really do draw the line in antibiotics. I do
get scared about having them too much, and then you're
going to get the super barg at the hospital and
they won't do anything.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Well, but you can always put honey on that. Oh no,
I'm coffee. Can we say? And delayed?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yay to our live show that did happen before you
came down?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Good?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
What a lovely time.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
It was so fun and.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Beautiful Bluckhead's up close in bulk. What an afternoon? Yes,
and family, family came along. Yeah, yoursh Yeah we were yours.
That was unusual to them plan stuff on. That's not
like the Valves the gang.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, it was so lovely and fun and it was
Can I say, for the record, the most organized I
think we've ever been?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Incredible, And I don't take any credit for that at all.
Although I had written something down.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
We had written like two pages of paper. That's a
record for us.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
But also organized French, right, so we know she holds
up half the sky. You know, she started a six
foot and it's just the weight of us resting heavily
upon her. That's hammered her into the you're now lucky
to crack five foot. But I said to her, have
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you got a lot to do? And she said, that's
the fantastic thing about Neat. I don't really hift do anything.
Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Disagree? After the show?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Do you know what you're adhd? And you have just
enough anxiety that means you're so good to work with you,
so good.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
To work you.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
No, No, that's just your organizational capacity. Anything else I
find you wanting. But in terms of getting stuff done amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Ever, the ADHD is listening, will know every two years
you have to go back to your head. Sich, big doc,
you said you to recap your dose, see where everything's going.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
But I text you this and I just want to
tell the bike it isn't yours. Good.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah, fine, but he said, oh, me and my family
watched you in the jungle, and then he suggested we
double my dose. Correct, And I did explain that I
raw dog my bed's in there, hends.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
But hang on. So if he suggested that they, did
he think you were taking it while you're in the jungle.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
No, oh, yes, so he thought I was taking my
dose into the jungle.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
He was seeing the emotion.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
And while you're a bit dispeculated, my young friends, you need.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
To double your dose so that means you're actually on
the right dose.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I completely agree. We didn't even touch it. This episode
is so medical.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
It's very medical. But you know what we've had in
a long time coming, and you know what, Please accept
if you are part of the medical fraternity, please accept
my gratitude.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I'm going to record all of the gratitude for the dabbler.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I'm very grateful for your research in the past.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I feel like I'm having a fever dream.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Yeah, I'm very appreciative of the work that you do
to help sick people and make them healthy. I've almost
forgiven you for dancing during COVID and that great fraudy
perpetrated on all of us. But I've carved that away
and I'm able to be appreciative of what.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You are doing. There we go, got there. I love it.
It is time while you're sick. Why not for a
new segment?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Oh? Am, I up to it.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yes, you are up to it because I've heard of
something at the live show. We've been doing something for
a while on this pod, which is people are popping
up on Instagram or our TikTok every now and then
yeah and saying something which really annoys us at the pod.
I really I mentioned the person that said, if someone
watched your day, yes would the goals?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yes? Yes, yes, right. And there's been men over the
year or two that we mention these people. I'll tell
you what'll annoy you? What?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Maybe it's part of this segment. It's not, I doubt it,
but what is It could be the.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
People who voted about whether or not you're an impath.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Remember, remember your audacious, highly misguided, in fact, some would
say pathologically insane claim.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
That you are an impath.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I will listen to the result and then I will
explain myself.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Okay, So we put up a poll.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Is Nay an EmPATH? Before you reveal? Were you surprised
by the result?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
No? Oh slightly, Actually, yeah slightly. I just thought it
was so clear, so manifestly evident that you are not
an impath, that the votes would be more one sided
than they are.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Hello, I'm going to pause for a drum roll. Jack's
going to do that. Here we go, Nate Valvo, are
you an impath? What would you say now, now that
you know judgement?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
After the reaction I got in this room and judging
by some of the comments I saw, I want to say,
eighty percent said no.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Only sixty three percent said no. Only sixty three percent.
I think you'd tried to rig me somehow.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I rig a vote. You know what. I didn't vote no?
But you know what? Can I vote no?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
You know what it is because in fact you are
if you'd had been is Nate Valvo as sociopad hands
out lay down with it?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Sixty three percent that ain't a wave.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
That ain't sixty three percent.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I'm saying, that's way further down than I thought it
would be. Ga me too, Like, that's not a wave
of yet, but that.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Was still enough for gay marriage sixty eight?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, can it? Can it can?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Thank you for that reminder that, yeah, thirty on board.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Well they're probably the same people anyway. How's that you're
not an impath? But you're not as you're not not
an impath as much as I thought.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
You were saying this is now it's time for me
to explain myself. No, it's not that at all. We've diverted.
I was trying to say two things at once. One
is with you and I, but it's just you and
I in a conversation. I am off on the one
that will pick up on the emotional side of the argument.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
If we were to talk about something, what sort of something?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
That guy asking for money from you and your dad?
All right, one, this is so good.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
You're weak. You're weak, and you can put your boot on.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
What I was trying to say is I think, because
Cody has said this as well, I am more sensitive
than my stare up and my persona would oh.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yes, oh wow, but that is that's it?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Yeah, okay, but that's a yawning chasm, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I was just trying to get at that.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
As someone said once, even Hitler was nice to his cat.
Do you know what I mean? Right? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Like, there's a yeah, that's all okay, very funny though,
very fine. Shook me to my core for days that
you weren't an empa know that you were so shaken
that I would even mentioned but I were both like
you fell off your chair?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Is he serious?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
You fell off your chair?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Of course I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
In fact, I think I got my husband's phone so
I could vote for him on his as well.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
We've got a lot of votes, a lot of votes.
Here's the new segment. You need to.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Shut the Oh yeah, oh it's so agress.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
They deserve it.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Is that going to buck us und?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yes, because we're claiming it. But yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
If they listened to last week's live app, they will
know the saying that I saw.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
If someone saw your day, would they believe your goals?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
To that person, I say, you need to shut.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
The Okay, so this installment this week.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Oh someone, have a doctor, have a doctor, pops up
in my.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
You know, I don't.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
I won't have a word against the medical fraternity. I
just I think we owe them our lives.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
This guy thinks that you and me and everyone we
need to be bored.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
And this guy thinks that checking our phone, watching TV,
doing things is actually giving us depression and the reason
anxiety and anxiety.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
He kicks off with this.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
You need to be bored. You will have less meaning
and you will be more depressed if you never are bored.
I mean, it couldn't be clearer.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I completely disagree.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
I think being distracted is what is stopping me from
spiraling to a depression.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Right, you want me alone with my thoughts? I thought,
am I alone?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Here?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Kitlaine Brook? Am I alone?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
So what did this university do? They did a big study. Right,
They got a lot of people. I love people so much. Yeah,
and they put them in a room and said, you
can't do anything. You can't check your phone, Yeah, you
got no books.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You are alone with your thoughts. Were they with each other? No?
Completely alone? Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Then they put a buzzer in there that was connected
to an electric shock that you could shock yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh, if you pressed the button just to have a sensation.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
What happened in the psychology department here at Harvard, Dan
Gilbert he did experiment. It's where people had to sit
in a room for fifteen minutes with instructions to do
absolutely nothing, and there was nothing in the room to
do except there was a button in front of them
that they could push, and if they did, they gave
themselves a painful electric shot. Sit there, board or get
(30:15):
a shot. A big majority of the participants gave themselves shots.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Oh minutes, of course, you're like, there's nothing in the
room but a button.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Of course you're telling me to be alone with my
thoughts for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Right, And so to the man telling me to be bored, Kate,
can I say what you need to shot? It's so aggressive.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
It's so aggressive. That's so I think it's a bit much.
It's too aggressive.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I'm hearing a bus. Yeah, it's too.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yes, it's just too much hearing the pap our listeners
have come to us for a backup and then they've
just got I mean, it's bad enough, and I'm always.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yet hearing that bad calling people. But that is too far.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Too fun.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
It was the last time. I can't ask you this,
you've been sick in bed? When was the last time
you were bored?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I never get bored. I just never get bored. I've
never had the concept of being bored. But let me
take it back. You know, because we were raised without
a television, and for most of them, we didn't get
a television. I think till I was like in my teens,
(31:34):
well into my teens.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
What was the first show you watched? You reckon?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
There were a lot of shows we weren't allowed to watch.
I can't, but we loved everything. My brother and I
literally would have watched anything. We were just so mad
about it. It's the greatest TV's the greatest TV. But
I think because of that, I don't really get bored.
(31:58):
And like, even when I'm in my car, I don't
really listen to things. I don't I'm indecently keen on
my own company.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I don't want a minute of the slime I am
loaded up podcast. I have got too much double my meds.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
When do you get ideas.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
From my creative stuff when I'm when I'm doing the
assigned time to think about it?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Oh, there's an allocated time.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
That's his ideas.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
So if I get up in the morning most mornings
of my life, it's like at least two hours of
creative writing, and that's when it will happen. Oh, I
love you sort of fout. I don't get up and
go things. Dear Diary, Barbstras has got lesions.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Go a fleeding legion. We've got feedback. I forgot to
give you, by the way, give me specifically top TI
email wrong coom job.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
This is from Jessica.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Oh, we spoke about the wrong Everyone loved your picture
of you in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Shaved at how cute she was. I just had one regret,
which I conveyed to Sash at the time, that she
didn't have a jaunty silk scarf tied around her tied
around her.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, I've got one at home.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I'm going to give you from now and when you
turn up to the kitchen shop, you must have it
tied around your ponytail so you can mean mister rant.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Top to email rom coom job, love it furniture maker
Slash Repairs.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh yes, Jessica.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
I don't know why he needs to be a furniture maker.
There needs to be a scene where he grabs her
hand and pushes it across the.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Groove of the table mike because he's just sanded out
to feel the grain.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
And then one of them will have some wonky speech
about the imperfections make it perfect, Oh.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yes, I love it. You know what else he'll be
doing with her, what he'll be showing her how to
put once again, his hand over hers, his big calloused
and some might say.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
A poor over hers with a rag, a dirty old rag,
and he dips it into beeswax, and he shows how
to rub and get the grain out of the while
mate been sleeping downstairs.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Offered and he wouldn't take the offer. And guess what
he's gone now, Well, look.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
This whole let's just lean in. This whole episode is
the illness out.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's terrible and apologizing.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Hey, we have to our listeners need to meet us
where we are, and this is where you are this week.
It is a very good question when your partner is sick,
do you just go yes, I'm getting it, and you're
just jumping into bed and you succumb to it.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
How do you fight?
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Well, I offered him that I didn't want to be
in bed with him because I can't be the I
have to give vent to the most base of human experiences,
which is none of which are pretty. And he's already
seen some unfortunate angles on me. I just don't like it.
So I did say I'll go sleep downstairs, or you
(35:06):
could hint hint, Yeah, but no, he he seems a
man on board. Okay, this from Nicole nath Kate said,
your eyes were milky tea brown?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Did you yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Tea with three tea with milk beautiful?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
That it did sound like it was a stab.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
That's just the way I say a thing.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
There was a there was an element of weakness to it.
But Nicole can demonstrate a stab.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
When I first met my husband, he said, I had
really been green eyes.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I mean, that's a green I love that. That's recycling
nature obviously.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Also that's intensely green.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It was if it was like the recycled yellow walls.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
You know about that guy, He's not a player, isn't he. No,
the guy who's saying this is a player. Your eyes
are as green as the ocean that I once saw
in them. Some guy going yes, green, marry that man.
(36:17):
You can trust that guy.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Marry that man, because I'm obsessed with teeth, and I
often look at mouth and teeth when I meet people.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Happy teeth.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
And I'm all for getting the falsies.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
But I also really do love falsy, you know when
people get the caps, and I don't think we call
them false.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
I just love naturals, the ones that end up in
the jar, in the glass Nana takes out at Christmas. Yeah, okay,
is that the only ones that are falsies?
Speaker 4 (36:45):
I think so?
Speaker 3 (36:45):
All right? Well, AnyWho, My point was, I couldn't tell
you anyone I knows eye color.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh, but you could describe their teeth. Yes, that make
that with feet? Yeah, I remember people. So someone said,
what color are your I'm sorry, I don't know my friends.
I don't know killing your mother's eyes. Cody's not convinced.
I couldn't tell you Cody's for sure.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Oh come on, I know put the test. I could
not tell you one hundred percent certainty, Sash.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
They are impartial adjudicator? Has he over egged the pudding here?
As if you couldn't, you wouldn't know that You're looking
into Cody's eyes, look at.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Each other's eyes. He's on the tears, and I've got
the whatever. We're never looking at each other.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
We don't do eye contact.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Kidding me, you're killing me, You're killing me anyway that
I'm not that with feet. I can remember everyone's feet
that I've ever seen, berefoot. And sometimes when I'm watching
a movie with Peter, he knows sometimes we've got to
rewind if there's a flash of a naked.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Foot, because you want to watch it again. I want
to see what their feet look like.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
And I also noticed that if people hide their feet
in movies.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Most of the time it's doubles. Oh you know how
we love fat doubles. Yeah, a lot of them. It
was just body doubles. But you know we love a
good face.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, card face, card new faces, et cetera, buckheads, look
it up right now.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Who is the practical? Magic two trailer has dropped? Oh,
Sandra Bullock's face.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Oh so incredible, because I can't figure out what has happened,
but it's well, she's sixty, so something's happened.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
And also she's she had a tendency towards a more
masculine sort.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Of looking absolutely phenomena.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I want to say it.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I thought it was cgi for thirty in animation. Face
card is truly unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
I'm so happy for her her.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Remember she went famous for going on the Ellen DeGeneres
Show and saying that she was using.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh yeah, baby baby circumsis well, you know what, that's wow.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
I wonder where I can get my mits on the sound.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I think that I had to tell you something. Maybe
you can get them on your next Telly Health appointment. Imagine
if I asked it.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Actually, I'd like to just teeste him and ask him
just for.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Really Sandra Bullock's Rock and I Love It or something else.
Oh no, this, I just have to tell you this.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
How are all your class actions going?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
There's two and we're well, I'm part of the Quantus
one that heaps of people. We can get on board
that the Counts one was great.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Okay, I want to get on board.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
On board.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I put all my flights in and how do you
know flights? I went emails. Three out of the five
I can claim.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Really, Oh that's good, Sashi.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
You in it. Yeah, I think I've got one New
Zealand flight. Oh I love it. Okay, still waiting on
the other one.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
And I'm still waiting on my cheek from the Undiscovered
money They said nine to ten weeks, which I think
is a roundabout now.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Like the mailbox seems far too long to just give
you cash. It's just sitting there.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
This is from Leith. I don't want to burst Nate's bubble.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Now.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Whenever people say that, you know they're sitting there with pee.
They're sitting there with a pin they are desperate to pop.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
It comes from yukin. Yeah, some Yukin from my totally.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
But I was part of an an Z credit card
class action where they were fined squillions of dollars and
my share after the took their cart was.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Twelve dollars.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Nothing but not that much more than nothing.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
But still, I mean, can you imagine, folks, the lawyer's
fees of this quantus one. They've contacted millions of people,
literally millions.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
What's the quantus one about?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
If you were to get this COVID credit for this
time they owe you money?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah right, something like that.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Wow, all they said they wouldn't be able to refund
you at the time, that is, they were supposed refund.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Remember a little while a though just recently. It must
have been because they knew this was coming. Remember, they
gave us the refund Peter got a refund it and
then I got a whole chunk of points given to me.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
But it mostly from that.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
If I've already got that, can I still probably act
hard done by it. Probably it's devastating. Give me a
text from market.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
And as we wrap up this short, by the way,
you're very violent news that's gone never again, it's gone.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
No, I think we could do well, yeah, it's too violent,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I whip that up on the way out really quickly.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Really, what was going on in your mind?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I've got to make this new segment intro.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Really terrible.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
This has ever been terrible.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
I really I feel brutalized. And as you know, I'm
very fond of telling people. I call people all sorts
of things and I tell them to do exactly that,
which I think with a certain charm that that guy
did not have that guy. Oh, by the way, next episode,
I'm going to tell you I have literally seen the
(42:44):
worst film ever.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I am so excited.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Ever at the movies. No, but it's just dropped. I'm
going to tell you what it is.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
By next j lo.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Oh, the one where she's the's the bodness.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Oh my goodness, poor Joe but also she shows such
poor discernment. I understand why she married ben Affleck twice,
but like that woman has just got very poor judgment.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
She's in one fantastic movie and.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
It's so what one are you going to say? Monster
in Law with Jane Fonder? Okay, fantastic movie. No one
else is really good.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
The maid one, the mad Maid in Manhattan, that's very watchable.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Selena the one that put her on the map?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Okay? And also where she dances with is it Richard
Gear who's going past in the train?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
She's blind? Or is that out of teacher out of sight?
Speaker 4 (43:42):
No, that's where they put her in.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
The boots a boot that isn't someone blind in that?
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Is that one called? Like say, anyway, whatever.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
She's done a lot of she's very shall we do that?
Was that she's done? Obviously now a lot of lovely things.
This is such a misstep and she's done it with
that beardy la boo boo from Bloody What's what's that show?
Ted Lasso?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
The ever made?
Speaker 3 (44:11):
But that goal it's a good show because people are
really polite and feel good and it's about the human spirit.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
But anyway, whatever people joy that guy. If people enjoy it,
good on them. But there is no way that that guy,
mister permanent five o'clock shadow, he's.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
A leading man.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
He is not a Rosa would say he wrote it.
He is not a furniture maker. He is not a comic.
And he cut how they got the looking guy? How
they got Can I put that clip in the show
notes that I sent you? Such? I think that can
we put that in the show notes?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
We just look at the shows.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
I'll tell you next time. Anyway, it sounds like I've
done it.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Now you're dropping show notes. You are on antibo, really
are just on the way up.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Now, next time you see me, I will have hopefully
survived the three hour.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Odyssey showing what's happening. It's sold out for so long
we have to wait your books booked. But that's how
far own advantage. Okay?
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Can I just say this, speaking of odyssey, what's going
to happen with me going up the mountain?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
What about it? I've missed so much training now because
of the illness.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
Yeah, and then I'll have muscle wasted. I'll be like Babs,
I'll have lesions on my buttocks. I've seen so much
time in.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Bed mintal note, call fout a bed salt.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
I've got a bed salt. But what can I it's
many weeks to go, five weeks away.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
What's going to happen?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Good? I believe in you.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Have to become good. I mean, your lungs are shot
to ship. But I know maybe we're we're a thing
the whole time. The oxygen, Yeah, the whole time.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
I need to take a lot of honey dollar uses.
Remember they sell it when people are, you know, lying
in the fatal position, slumped by the path. They come
past with oxygen. But you need to have one hundred
dollars us, although they've probably got square by now that
little tap and go.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Tappen and going a shirper ten thousand meters above sea level.
It's a text from It's a text from Marx from mum.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
So the mother's name is Audrey, Hello Audrey. And the
last thing she wrote in a text was and I got.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Some son yay our friend the sun. The daughter has written,
that's why you feel better? Where did you go? Fair
enough question? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:47):
The mother, Audrey replies, opshop. I had things that had
to go. Maxine was happy. Peter and Max bought wool,
and Peter bought a grill for his stove. I bought
a tablespoon that they don't put in cutlery sets anymore.
Do you remember when Alana drew a photo of Dad
with Jacob when he was a baby.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
It is a.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Lovely It was Christmas time. That's recapier, okay. She wanted
to know where she got the sun? Yeah, son, so
she got some sun.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Where'd you go? She went to an? She went to
an answered the question on the way maybe on the way,
and she got a wooden maybe you know what? No, no,
you know what. It was a country op shop. So
she was out and about. Maybe they had a day trip.
But Peter and Max got wool.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Peter and Max got wool from the op shop. I
think that's a good place to get wool.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
She had a tablespoon because you can't get tablespoons in
cutleri sets anymore.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I didn't know that Ordery knows that you don't get
tables I'm speaking of tablespoons. Do you remember when a
random person drew a picture of your dad thirty years
ago at Christmas? Wasn't that lovely?
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Did they do it with a tablespoon?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Do you remember when Alana drew a photo of Dad
with Jacob. Maybe Jacob's a kid who knows it was lovely,
but you know what, it was a Christmas time.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Audrey is all of our mothers and all of the
mothers within us who are mothers?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Do you know what the impossible has happened me to
say this?
Speaker 4 (48:19):
What?
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Thank you so much for being here, and I mean
this Buckheads, Katie is so.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Un maye eye contact.
Speaker 4 (48:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
We were going to cancel, but you refused and you
said no, the Buckheads must get an app and so
you've pushed through.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
And I'm very grateful that you did.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
In the Buket what happened if we cancel just played
the best of Oh no, people can't have a barren Tuesday.
I mean that sashes every Tuesday. And Jesus.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
You won't be see you next week, Margaret Pomeran.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by Me, Kate Langbrook
and him Nathan.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
It's produced by.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
The brilliant Sasha French.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
Audio and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Might call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh We're lucky