February 16, 2026 • 58 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off of the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Bye bye bye, that's.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The buck up, or even worse without your.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Find Yeah, I have no phone. I forgot my phone.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Your raw dog on your.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Phone, and with without my phone, I've been doing what
Sash always wants me to do, which is right down
my ideas. Who you may ask is Sash. I thought
I should tell you because I don't know who you are.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Ridiculous, you sir, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You are Nate.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh that is my name, King of the Jungle. I
will see about that, Oh will we? I don't know, Oh, Hella,
I don't know anything. Don't you know?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We've established that on the pod over the last couple
of seasons.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You know, in that show they're putting me into cages
with snakes and crocodiles and heights, And nothing is as
hard as keeping my mouth shut about what I know
about the show. That is by far the hardest thing
I've ever gone through in my life is right now
not being able to tell anyone what I know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh my goodness. Well, you know how you said you
know nothing. Luckily you work with two women who know everything.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I get told that often and by one of them.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You feel her burning, the little coals in her face
burning into you, Do you feel that?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Who is she? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
She's Sasha French, the greatest producer in the land.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She was a work experienced kid.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Tell she is a bit like that, isn't she younger
and fresher? You know? I believe she has the picture
of Dorian Gray in her attic.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Here's what I reckon about. Sash was one of those
people that took work experience very seriously, and even in
year ten, you knew what you wanted, and you sent
letters out and you did a really good work experience.
The library to do work experience, I was going to
be a library.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The library is the saddest sentence, you know what it
was knowing her, it just would have been for the
sexy fantasy of the library. She would have she would
have gone I think I know what to do, Maskilli,
I whip off my glasses and pull out my ponytail,
and then I go behind the Dewey decimal section D
for DOC. And then that's exactly how it would have been.
(03:04):
And then someone says to me, my god must wrench.
You're beautiful. Was that part of it?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Name one thing you did at the library in work experience?
Taking books? Do you know what your work experience was?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No? Do you want to hear how little they dreamt
for me at my school? Hi, Salisbury High closed down.
My brother closed down when he became education minister. How
is that the first time around?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
My school?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And then I just have to say this.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
How can you shut down a school?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Your sister's school, old school? But then I got some messages.
Literally I had not heard anything from any of those
people I went to school with, except for a weird
school reunion that was held at an odd number because
the schools being closed down.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But also, there's people in the world completely and utterly
obs us for school reunions, and they froth on it,
and they're in committees and they won every three, every five,
every ten years.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
All right, let us respect those people. They're the organizers
of the world organizers of the world. It happens without.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I take that back.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Imagine if you and I were trying to organize the
school reunion. I couldn't even remember the name anyway. When
two things happened right. One was when I went to
my school reunion. There was an imbalance of power in
it because by that point I was on television. I
(04:35):
was on a television show called The Panel.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You were breastfeeding your kids.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I didn't have the kids then, I don't think. I
think it was before them, but eventually that's what I
would go on to do to reach that pinnacle of
modern motherhood. Breastfeeding You proud of that moment anyways, moment
You know what I learned.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
From the booths or from the school, the school that
what I thought of people when I was fifteen.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Was still true. Yeah, it was true. It was true
like twenty thirty years later.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Let me quickly say something for clarification. You're saying that
after some time with them, you were proven right, Like
to the letter, you went in with a clean slate.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, I didn't know what to expect. You were of them,
had fallen off the cliff.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
And in terms of giving an example of what you
thought about her that ended up being true.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh well, she was. It was really odd. One of
them had a real bitter remembrance of how I beat
her in a Grade ten English chest and she said,
and it was because your name started with LA and
my name started with a K or whatever it was.
She I'm like, I don't remember any of this, but
you have spent twenty years dwelling on that, right, Whereas
(05:55):
instead you might want to look at the drunk guy
who you just up apparently a month before the reunion,
brought him along to the reunion. A drunk guy wearing
a navy singlet, who was so drunk he couldn't stand
up and was trying to swing imaginary haymakers at people
within the first hour of the reunion. Perhaps this might
(06:17):
be a stumbling block to your happiness rather than the
fact that Katie Langbrook beat you in a test.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You can remember the details of that guy's top, but
not the test.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I was shocked that someone would wear a singlet like that,
someone that wasn't Kelly Holiday would dressed like that.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
For a school. So a girl a woman's fear, Yeah,
really is I don't want to be single at the
school reunion.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, I was single at the school reach she.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Was obviously scared of it. She went and scooped up
this guy and.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Get married before she told me the whole story.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
But I'm saying she's obviously bought this guy because she did.
She didn't want to be alone, she was insecure.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
About maybe he insisted on coming. Who knows what was
going on. However, my point is, and she was really
fun at school, and you can see what happens if
you're a fun person, but you make bad choices and
you don't apply yourself, And it kind of can happen
to anyone. I've got as you know that that demon
(07:12):
inside me of you know, I could happily just wallow
around in a in a bath of pig fattle.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And you know what I reckon? You have because someone
told you gets rid of headaches?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You know we all have it, Sash, have.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You done the pig fat bar? Oh, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I've got some new supplements, of.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Course you do. Oh, your husband's away or he's going
to work. He's got his start at his job.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But you know what it was. It was it was
while he was away during the holidays. I just had blessed.
I went down some Oh there was some dark shit.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
The algorithm sees you coming from a mile away. Goodness stuff.
Have you got your rod yet hanging out your window? No?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I got I've got the silver in few grounding sheet.
It goes under the under a sheet, but it needs
to be a fully cotton sheet. And that reminds me.
I went shopping with Karla when we had dropped a
yarnie off at Cricket, and then I went to what's
that shop called that we never get to go to,
(08:19):
but they always have ads on. It's a department store.
It's a usual department store.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
What's that Paris scar Harris Harris scarf?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What great pop?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's good. I haven't popped into a Harris scarf.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I I don't think so one.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't even tell you what they've got scarves.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, you know they're great, really like sponsored great?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Are they sure? Harris scarf?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So I bought, So we bought bedding and Karla didn't
want to go. She goes.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Sounds like a pretty cool day.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
She bought more stuff than me.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
What's she talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
She got and she's had great Harris scarf with her
new sheets. Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh, it worked. That's what Harrow Scarff should do. They
should target single women and say this is what we
do here. I didn't know she's single, Okay, Sorry, sorry,
I just assumed because she was going to HARRORW Scarf
and had nothing else to do.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Anyway. The other people at the school reunion, the good
ones were great, just as I remembered when I was fifteen,
really good.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Any teachers go.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Ah, yeah, I think so, Yeah, I think so. There
was an old English chatre of buckets.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Dimas please if you have any school reunion.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
One of my married a student from another school.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh, I mean okay, and he.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Said a really weird thing to me once.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Hang on, So a male teacher married a female shin
from another school. Yeah, Queensland, Queensland. I think it says
that on the number plates. Illegal one day, bride the next, O.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
CA Can I tell you this week?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Once?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Did you say beautiful one day bride the knee?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I said illegal one day? Bright? Oh said something I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Remember it was, would it on?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
What was that? Add? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
One beautiful one day?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Perfect next?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
He said to me one day. And there was a
funny period where I think when I went into grade eleven,
and and the other Jehovah's witnesses there were only two,
had left the school, and so then I sort of
had no eyes upon me, which was so great that
I really, I don't know. I just I was enjoying
(10:35):
myself too much, and this teacher was teaching us in
a filling class, and I think I was being a
bit assy.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Never I know, I.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Was really loving myself before that. I was just a
bowl cut, nerdy little virgin carrying a violin case that
didn't have a gun.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
We'll actually spoke to you about your your boobs in
the car park.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh yeah, you asked about my boob.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Because your boobs are out today. They look for a
tastic and I can't stop looking at them. But I
just assumed because Kate gives off the vibe Sash, would
you agree with me here that she gives off the
vibe of someone that's always had them? And I was wrong,
very very late bloomer.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, late bloom You've got the energy of an early
bloomer as opposed to Sash. She always had hot bloomers
and couldn't wait to get him off.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
But in the library, my god, miss Finch you're beautiful.
Cody said to me once. The people in Brisbane love
asking people in Brisbane what school they went to, Like
it's always a.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Question as much as Melbourne people. People are obsaived it
and that's why they never know how to categorize me
because they didn't go to school down here.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I never ask anyone what school they went to because
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I think that's your showbus is a bit different.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You think. Yeah, Dave O'Neil loves it. He's great at it.
He he's crowd gigs. He asks people.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Why all and suburbs.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah. But Cody said that people always you
know someone's from Brisbane because I will always ask straight
away what schools you go do? So it's a real
Brisbane thing. Interest. Let us know what was the first topic,
because it wasn't school reunions. We've done half the pod,
have we what.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
We've got feeni love love love love lave. So I
think I can't remember when. At some point I was
talking about the nicknames, probably indiscreetly, your son's friend's nicknames, well,
any of the kids friends okay names yep. And so
(12:36):
there was the hero.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Fetal alcohol that an old one. I mean you could
least give it a fascy. Is a here fassy fassy fascy?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Anyway, do you love anything more than when we have
revealed something so offbeat, So beent and verse as to
be the idea equivalent of a paper clip. And one
of our buckwhits, our buckheads, our buck knuckles, our butt stills, get.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Get her phone out, find your phone so you get distracted. Guys,
look at those pearly teeth. By the way, look at this.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Discuss this in a minute.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It looks so good.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, one of our buckstickless, buck knuckles, etc. Goes hold
my beer. Yeah, and guess who's done that? Buck buckheads Sophie,
Hello soph it's a fake name, of course, and you'll understand.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Why we love a fake name on the buck up loved.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Kate's nicknames for her kids. Friends.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
We have there, we go, she's going to top fetal
alcohol syndrome.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Just love it. We have gross jol loose unit, luke
up tight Sally.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Of course she is spewed. Oh, I love spew to.
I love see town would have been my guess twenty first,
because there's relatives there and friends and they did a
huge spew in front of everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I was.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I reckon it was younger and pre drink somewhere, don't
you think.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Also a few spew in a friend's house as a teenager,
and a mom has to clean that hour carpet. That
mother will never let you know, forget it. A friend
of mine's dash has never let me forget that my
car left an oil stain on the driveway when we
were eighteen. We're forty two now, doesn't let me forget
it like that time eleven the oil stain on the car.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
On the car nickname was Oily. Oh you would have
got a nickname.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Was my skin though as wow Mark. Oh okay, I
would have been.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
That's what it would have been in our household. His
old skid mark coming, I don't get him. Park and
the driveway, Peter would say. And brown out Braiden, Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Brown out Braiden does mean his pants?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Isn't it brown out when you don't have enough electricity? Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
What's that brown out?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
But I don't think Braiden's got anything to do brown
brown out?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I reckon, I reckon, he got I'm so smashed. He
she did himself? What do you reckon? He passed down
and himself.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Why do you think Joel is gross?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Would be gross? She's done something disgusting. I had a
friend in high school that was so gross that he
refused to wash his hair and shower. I've even put
it into the script that I was working that I'm
working on that that script. But one day, we're playing
a computer game or something, and his mum sneaked into
(15:53):
the room and like tiptoed towards the back of us,
and just before he noticed, she's square worded a big
thing of shampoo into his head.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You know that is unbelievable. Why because Holly did that too? What? Yeah, exactly?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
His name was what stinky pinky? Oh Joel?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And what was his nickname?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
We didn't have one, But I'm just saying that's what
the man did to him one day, because well he
seemed like that grossed old suits him.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But you know what they were, so I reckon you
must have been about were you thirteen at the time?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah? Around there, because I'll tee this.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Funny thing happens. I say this as the mother of sons.
They go from taking pride in how really they shower
like it's a real point of pride. Yeah, yeah, two
gross too, becoming a permanent fixture under the shower.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh well, okay, and that is.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That is as certain like there are certain milestones in
a child's life, like that a six year old boy
starts putting his hands in his pocket and an eight
year old girl travels by cartwheel. That is one of them.
That a thirteen year old boy refuses to wash, and
then a fifteen stop washing.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I never washed in the shower, thank you, if you
know what I mean. I never had long showers because
our house was very small. Four kids, busy busy, yeah, busy, busy, busy,
no time for that. To much pressure.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Do you know what? I cried in the shower because
of what just existential sadness and some of the girls
no no No. When I was a kid, I remember
when I went from primary school to high school. The
girls at my primary school had an intervention with me
and told me when I was starting high school, I
had to poor Katie that I had to try and
(18:03):
try and act more normal. It's so terrible on.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
The world's longest cooker.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah tell me then I had to try. Can you
believe that? And I was so shocked when I heard
no no. Starting high school. So it must have been
like twelve eleven eleven or twelve O. MG, you need
to be.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Kate. Yeah, we have something to tell you.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, and you're not going.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
To like it, but we're talking.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Say you're not gonna If.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You want to continue hanging out with us, you have
to be more normal.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I wasn't even going to be hanging out with them.
They won't even go to that school. They were just
that was just their farewell gift.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Wowser, wowser. And look at you, look at the empire
you have built. You know what's so funny? You never
forget someone full name when they've done wrong as a teenager.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And also that's those real names are so perfect.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And when I do stand up about people, I cannot
change their name because it's too real for me and
I stumble. So it has to be the real name.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That cannot tell it. That person to chap down the
cherry tree.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
That little ship in the sand pit in prep, you're
going to remember that name, full name.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
For the rest. I remember very few names, but I do.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Hearb that we have to be her name.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I remember that, and she wasn't the be more. Be more.
You need to be more normal, try to be more normal.
I would give money. Cried no, no, no, no, nothing,
no boobs, not normal nothing, no Katie. But also and
Jehovah's witness And'hovah's witness. And my mum was a Jamaican American,
(19:52):
my dad was a ball Dutchman. It was like, what
hope did I have?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
There's nothing normal about you. You're fake.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Also, but I thought they were my friends.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, I mean, but come on, And so that was brutal.
And boys are the same, by the way, this isn't
some sexist thing that girls of this boys are the same.
High school or boys school was so intense. Sometimes I
have a memory I remember no, no, no, it was
always friends were section of the boys. I'm the only
gay one out of the entire group.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
And did you cop it?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Everyone copped it. I only have a memory of year
seven or year eight, one of the boys coming up
to me and saying, just so you know, we're not
talking to today, and you go okay, and then for
the rest of the day you wouldn't talk to him. Yes,
that happened. I haven't met. I was about to say
the name. I was about to say his full name.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What school did you go to RuPaul's drag race high,
because that is.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Not behave it happened. I have a very burn into
my skull done by the way, I don't know. You
never know, you must have remember that we've always got
that curios. I can't remember those d.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Were you so happy? Is it one of those things
that you're so happy that it's not coming on to you?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
You said, like, I can't believe you think with sons
in your house, the boys aren't bitchy. No, boys aren't
gossip at all, the biggest gossips.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
No, they're not. No, they like their father.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
But I am calling bullshit on every man. That's like,
I don't like the gossip. You throwf on the gossip men.
They love the wife gossiping. They're listening in or they
want it all. Okay, get in the car later. What
was what was bar Ba saying about?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah. However, here's the thing. Men have
disguised gossip as sports talk.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh god, you're so right.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Gossiping about if it is something, Hey, wake up, wake up,
frenchie and start playing some Some of your little ditties
can act more normal acting any group. I remember. I
actually my legs were weak in the shower and I
(22:12):
had to sit on the floor. This is a scene.
You've always seen, some sort of girl interrupted sort of scenario.
And when I'm watching a movie, I'm always like, no
one sits on the floor of the shower.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
That's gross, right, very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Very uncomfortable. Yeah, that we had a small family bathroom
with you know, a reinfoll shower screen where you could
see the wire through the gorilla glass, one of those,
and there wasn't room. Yeah, anyway, but I remember sitting
on the floor because my legs were too weak to
hold me and just crying.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
And then you not being normal has been the biggest
gift to anyone that's ever met you, to me, to
our buckheads.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Because you know what, I.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Love you.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't know. I don't want to be I'm going
to use all the words keeping people's language.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I'm happy Europe.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Anyway. You know what I realized, you can't change. You
can't change what you are that you cannot change. I
thought that I was doing such a good job.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I'm going to use that line when I hello announced
last week, I guess who gets to be hosting the
Marti Gras this year? On the A b see this
big gay guys.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh my, finally they recognized your homoseex with the.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Man on the ground at the Marti Gras. Oh, I
bet you people in the studios, on the ground and
against the wall the best job. I get to be
out on the street amongst it. That's the fun part.
What do you just say?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
What do you just say?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I said, on the ground and up against the.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Walls, speaking about people that are not normal. He's kind
of going, He's not coming with because I'll be working
the whole time. It won't be fun for him. What's
he going to do?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You get to have a little dance after Have you
heard what's happened Danny Minogue?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Have you heard?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
The devastating news the after parties camp like bankruptcy and
money and all this, all these issues. This is the
party that has given me Kylie Shre etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's a great part.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
It is unbelievable. I've been to. I've been about I've
been to about five or six of them and they
are absolutely insane, great fun, safe parties.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, and a vision of color.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
And movement that's not happening for the first time. Wow,
that's a bit. That's odd, that's really odd old. So
what will happen at the end of the There will
be a lot of it, a little kick on.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
But it was always nice because you know, it was
great about it. You never had to for those in
the world who perhaps don't have a posse that they
travel with, or don't have you know, a social network
or whatever. You knew that there was somewhere that you
could go where everybody else would be. That was how
beautiful it was.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
When I was twenty two years old, me and my
friend Nick, we drove to the Mardi Gras from Melbourne.
We drove up in my camera, stayed in very bad accommodation,
didn't have many very gay friends at all. I just
come out. Yeah, and the group we met that night.
So that was twenty years ago I am still friends
with today. That's what the Mardi Gras is. And let
(25:18):
me also say this, if you have never been to
the Mardi Gras, you are.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Too late, well, no, walk to the It's done.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
You're missing out, is it?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You? Great?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Finish tonight, go and do it, especially if you're in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
But what would they do with no party at the end?
But you do go to the out with them?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Me? Just me, Yeah, boring with some of our buckwheats
for them. Yeah, that's our bloody joke.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
But that's great. Who's hosting it? Um? Got care? Oh yeah,
good good? Yeah? Others they've given up on that other one,
haven't they. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I just scanned to see my name in the lineup.
I couldn't remember who else was there. But they're all
very good and very professional.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Great laugh, courtneyat's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I need to call you out on something and it's
happening a lot, and it's happening to a lot of girls.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh my good.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I haven't my life cold own called out? I want
to have a healthy adult discussion.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh what about?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I feel society needs to introduce a time limit on
the voice text. No, no, no sound effect, there no
no something going on? You know?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Have you got one that says I strongly disagree?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
No, don't give me a give I strongly disagree. Give
me something, Yeah, go on, go on to Your messages
are too long?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
More cold? Please? You're sending me a thirty to ninety
second voice text perfection.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I haven't seen you one in a while, have I beautiful.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, well no, not in a while, but you were
smashing for a while. You were ahead of the curse. Yeah,
I was was ad early adopter. I'm all on board.
I'm liking it.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Because some times i'm you're going to type of message
and it's not you can't convey the nuance or the
sheer volume of messy.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I understand. And if it's so he's I understand.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I can't go on.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
But for example of dialogue writing, which you should know
is much as you can in the most limited amount
of time.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's a really.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Well they're taking off. That's a phrase, boyer.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That should be a book in a little.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Did you say we give up? I could hear they're
getting too long. People are sending voice texts at the
moment that are so long. You know what, you know
what they're called the podcast episodes, but they are people
a podcasts and hey, I'm happy to I would be
happy to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Got to Yeah, if you've.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Got that much time to voice text, that's a phone call.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Do you want a phone call?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I would much prefer the phone call.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I prefer a phone I would much.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Prefer to screen the call and not have to deal
with anything, kid, But we're talking in particular my friend
Nikki Britain. I love Nikki, calling Nikki a great comedian,
one of my best nik Britain, Nikky Little Britain, one
of my best mates, but one of the funniest comics
in the country. Very criminally underrated. She won't be Let's
(28:35):
give her a buzz and shame.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, so you won't tell us yet? How does she
know that you? She's pushed you too fast?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Hello, it's Nikky Breton.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Nikki.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Oh look at this communicating good back and forth like
it's a conversation.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Did you know, Nikki Britain, how to answer the phone? Yeah,
this is it, and then you speak into it and
then the person on the other end.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Can hear you? Nikki left me shush? This is shush, Nikki,
this is this is now you listening.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
To a voice Alexander Graham Bell on the phone here
explaining something you about the telephone.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You left me a seven and a half minute voice text.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Oh my goodness, seven and audio memo was an audio
an audio audio Txtbly.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I absolutely don't see a problem with any anything you've
just said in a half minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Fantastic seven and a half seven and a half. Was
it was it something in particular you were conveying. Was
it an anecdote or was it just a collection of
your jumble thoughts, dreams and dashed aspirations, Nikky Britain.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I pride myself on giving a voice memo structure.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I promise you there would have been some comic release
in there. Yeah, yeah, no dat. You know I'm taking
it in. I'm keeping it fresh gossip obviously, I'll leave
you up Flo.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
He wouldn't even look at it twice if I didn't
open it a.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's true.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Now listen. The reason I want to call it out
is I feel like there needs to be a time
limit on the voice text, and I think the perfect
time is ninety seconds.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Thoughts thoughts in Britain. I mean you could put ninety
seconds on it.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I'm just going to send you five in a.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Row, thereby not in breach of the Bible.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
And the seven minute voice text. He's why I have
to be honest with you, my dear friend.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I didn't finish her thoughts, Nikky Britain.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I fully understand, I fully understand, but hurt hurt.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
People pay good money for your content, honestly, they would. Yeah,
and his little miss askless chaps from the jungle refusing
to listen to your gold you read yours before, swine.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Exactly right now, I'm tuning in to Channel ten to
watch him on because I promise you they'll be have
There'll be an extensive.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Debrief after they will be Nikki, you have to.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Say, this person's giving the villain edit. No, this is
I'm very proud of a lot of my friends and
the jobs that they have. Right I am a very
lucky person to be in the industry that I have
always because we're getting good here, Hey, buckheads, my good
friend Nikki is the voice of channel and so when
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people talk to Nikki, I feel sometimes.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
They recognize your voice.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
The fact that they may have heard this voice before.
And before we let you go, I have to give
us a take. Now, back up, listeners have to hear you.
Give us a Channel ten teaser. Nikki, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Here we go, hang on, how would you like us
to introduce you? But with the ritual sound of people
cursing at ten play and then you come on? What
show would you like?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, let's let's do a tease about someone being Someone's
got your Someone's leaving the Jungle Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay, all right, hit us.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Coming up next? Who leaves the jungle? Will it be
Nate Aalbo?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Will it be a deca Elma Logaloo?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Tune in for more drama. Oh yeah, yeah, what a job. Yeah,
you know Nikki because she's a voiceover of ten. When
she leaves the house, she leaves channel ten on so
her dog can still hear her voice.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Come for.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
She's leaving the house to do her new tool soon Adelaide, Melbourne.
What's called what's a show called? My show is called
not to be Dramatic? That's one of them. I'm actually doing.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Two shows, Lost in christnik reeling out, really out Now,
which is it?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Say?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Seven minutes is never enough?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm going to do two sixty minutes.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Bucky Babies come through. That's what I'm saying. This aerobic
show is.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Actually super fun.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Shut up, you're raving. I know.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I'm sorry, but it's like an aerobics class, but with
a lot of comedy and really like just get.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Bye bye, love you bye.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Nikki doesn't make ship stuff, So get around here and
around Stop sending me seven minutes in those sales.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Okay, love you bye, love you. Okay. So I'm all
invigorated this year. Yes, I don't know why, because I've
hit the ground running.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
You have absolutely, like in May, yes, smashed it so far.
If I didn't have that show airing on Channel ten,
I'd be feeling very exhausted being around you. And you're
secure about everything because you're You're the busiest person I know.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I went to Jamaica. I mean that, even that since
is ludicrous. And they've come back and I've filmed an
episode of a new TV So you've got your book.
I'm doing this, which of course doesn't feel like work.
I'm doing no filter anyway, busy woman, new teeth, new teeth. Oh,
I've got to ask you some new year, new teeth. Okay,
(34:28):
you've got to answer me so honestly.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Okay, here we go learning.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm still a little bit in VISI line with them.
You know, I'm not done with the process. That's okay.
You know some lisps actions, Yeah, just a weird movement
sometimes have I got wed lip movement?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
And I'm saying that was with me with my in visiline.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'm taking away from that.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I have some weight things that you don't know about.
Swallen face attitude problem disfigured.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I can't have I gone too white.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'll show me again. No, I really don't think so. No, no, no,
I really don't think so okay good because.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I am so thrilled with them.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I think they look really good.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I am so happy with them that I am like,
why did I not do this.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
A long time ago?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Age as well? I think I sort of thought, I
don't know, do you remember how the Queen mother had
that rancid collection of cobblestones in her mouth? Do you
remember that? And you would always.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Compare yourself to an English person when it comes to teeth.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
No, but they had they there was something about it
that it's an English class thing, do you know what
I mean? The same way they were They were raggedy old,
like a twelve thousand dollars tweet jacket, but with holes
in the sleeves. Do you know what I mean? It's
something about it. And there's something about being like beyond
vanity or thinking that always you could get some improvement
(35:58):
or whatever. And at some point I'm just like when
I went to the dentist and they sort of said
to me have you thought about this, I'm like, yeah,
I have, but it always seemed to Maths. You know,
I'm not gonna be on Maths anytime soon.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Never say never, I'd love to.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I love you to be honest.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Now that I've been hanging out to.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Be like now I've got to be like the Golden Bachelor.
I mean, I don't want that cock who's pretending that
he's interested in women over fitting and ease. It's so
like you kidding, right, really, and you know no court
in the land would convict him. Stopped wasting our time.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Maths is one of those one of the very few
shows left that everyone watches and talks about. I've had
so many text from people in the last couple of
weeks saying I'm going to catch up on Jungle later
because sorry.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah that's right. But that's fine because they have with Maths,
they have perfected what they call the stickiness of the show.
It's sticky, like there's just you can't can't escape. Yeah,
you can't escape it. I haven't watched an episode yet.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Because you're watching the watching, you've got.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Some spear time. Anyway. I just had to check about
my teeth because I think I'm so done.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
You're done.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Why what would you say?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
You said something about still in the inn.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Because just like you know when they put a filling in, yes,
sometimes it's someplace. So I've just got to go back.
I did a lot and to get a mouthguard because
I'm going to be a sexy mouthguard.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I have a mouthguard every night, do you every night?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
I spoke to you about this a few weeks ago
when we spoke about your teeth. Only if you are
someone that has carried teeth insecurity like I have, and
you have.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It, is you insecure about it?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Just a little bit crooked? And I just felt weird.
It is such a small thing to change, but such
a massive life changing thing to go. I'll smile on
this photo.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Well, I watch you anyway. I work in comedy. I've
always smiled and I've always laughed. But I've always worked.
The thing that you notice on television, everyone's got big
white teeth. Everyone has them. When I were born with
them or not.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Someone told me that our teeth looks good in the jungles.
Our teeth looks good in the look good in the jungle.
But that's only because we're so dirty. Yeah, that it
makes the.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Tea not like you are all so dirty that sometimes
when they do it closer you can see the dirt
actually in the paws of people's face.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
How did that get there?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
The dirt? Yeah, because of the dirt, because it's wind windy.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, I actually noticed that and I went, that's really
that's put me off not watching but going.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Oh, I don't know, I would pay money to see
you in there. Well, you new teeth. Now, what's your
biggest insecurity about doing the jungle? The jungle during this
particular show? What's your biggest insecurity about doing it?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't want to eat an animal's paenis, yeah, or
their bull sack, or their eyeball, or their gizzards or
they congeal blot, which is really odd because you know,
if you sold them to mean supplement form, I'd be
absolutely gustling them down.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Well, I feel like it is the eating challenge is
enough to say no to because I do have slight
PTSD steal from it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
It is up.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Vomit after some people do. Yeah, it is absolutely just
I'll tell you my other so, yes, it's a good
thing to say no.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
My other thing about it is you really like a
blind pig in a forest stumbled over a truffle. With
your cast, you had some great people, but a lot
of them. You watch it and you think, I would
rather eat my own liver then have to eke out
(40:09):
any period of time with these people, Like there's just
not do you know what I mean? Like if you
have a certain value on yourself, then then there's certain
things that you just can't do. And very often there
are people in that show that you're like, they don't
deserve me. They don't deserve me. Why would I go
in and hang out with do you know what I mean?
(40:31):
You've done very well with lovely people.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
But my advice to you to because I really want
you to do it. By the way, that's why this
topic is coming up, and I thought, I'm sure the
buck Eds will agree. You have to also be open
enough to let people surprise you. You know, of course,
watch because people have really surprised me where I would
have thought I don't want to do that show with.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Them correct and energy in life all the time. It
surprised me. And sometimes I'm watching a series of that
show and I'm like, nah, not surprised chief, Like you know,
You're just like Noah, So that would be terrible to
be in there and then constantly you know how we
were talking about energy earlier on. Yes, all right, so
(41:11):
there are people in the world who keep the energy up,
and there are people.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Who voices broke, but he broke the bang the big.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Day anyway, and there are people who draw from the
communal tank of energy. And nothing's worse than when you're
the person who's constantly keeping spirits high or la la
laara ideas or tap dancing or whatever, and there's some
albatross around your neck. I've come to the well again
just to draw from it. And they add, nothing that happens.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
In life happens. I was going to say, people listening
now know this person the doors down from this person.
They might be in their family, they're married to this person,
they might do a podcast with them. Because I feel
and I want to shout out to the talkers listening, Yes,
they don't get enough kudos in line. No, I agree,
and I truly think one of the reasons Cody is
(42:11):
with me, and he may have even said these words before,
and it is such an underrated skill in this life
is when we go out for dinner. He doesn't have
to worry about the topic what will be said, because
the ball will be in the air from this guy
here and we're talking just us too, he said, I
(42:34):
can leave you next to people that you've just met
at a work thing. That's rare, right, Talkers, we get
told that we're this, We're that we're annoying, were too much.
I've been told that play to the talkers, to the
buckhead listening that never shut up? I see you where
(42:58):
the reason why our partners uber rate is five? Because
where how's you not being correct? Chatty chat chat.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
And together with the organizers who you wanted to disrespect
only moments ago on this very podcast. Oh we've got
to give the money back guarantee?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Please do? We've got heaps of time.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Well that's what we've just literally done. And I told
you about going to tell you about but I got distracted.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
By my teeth as I am by the gloss, and.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I've got to do a shout out to my dentist.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I mean, okay, it's the long I love her?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Is it long?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I don't know. I have no idea anyway.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
What was that telling you the money back guarantee? Anyway?
You get your money back if you don't like.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Visualization.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Okay, So part of my deep dive has been you know,
you know how it is. I don't want to have
to do I don't want to have to go the
long way around to get the stuff I want in
my life. Who does we want? McDonald's drives short cuts? Correct,
that's not a physio. Oh yeah, yeah. I want to
go home with exercises. I want it fixed.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Get on me, get get those heels on me, snap that.
Yeah yeah, from two week online tape course. Get on me.
Oh oh oh goodness.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That's hurtful to the car of practice, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Sorry? One week?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, big armor. Anyway. So
one of the things I've gone down, I've been sent
down a rabbit hole of different ways of visualizing, like
everybody's trying to you know, the law of attraction, blah blah.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
One Oprah was pushing for a while twenty years ago.
The secret?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh the secret? Did she push that? Didit? Oh?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
My god? She knows the secret to why she was successful.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Do you know what? That Epstein file had not been
kind to Oprah? Winfree?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Why is she best friends with everyone?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
A good question.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Now I'm cooking. Yeah, I'm finally.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
And to hang on. What was the message that you've seen?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
What about the pizza?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I know you.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Want to say, just I'm here.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
I'm just very quickly, very quickly. This is dark though.
I want to stay away from the files because it's
too dark for the buck. I just want my Many
years ago, the tinfoils my friends here were saying that
the world elites are.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Doing very disgusting illegals. They know impossible to even conjure up.
If you're living a relatively wholesome life and you're working
and trying to build a life and whatever, you can't
believe that there is like this proper cabal of evil
in the world. It seems insane proceed.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Some of some of it's wrong, though some of it's wrong.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
This is not our apologies work, my friend.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
They were saying that.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Sasha and I've been onto it.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
We've had it, we've been there was some awful stuff happening,
and the secret word was pizza. And when they were
asking for pizza, organizing pizza emails something else. Now have
confirmed that the word pizza is used a lot. Yes,
so it's very odd, correct, but that's all I'll give you.
Can I say that's all?
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Let me repeat this. The difference between the buck up
a conspiracy theory, and the truth is time six months
say that was dark and please do you know it wasn't?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
It was that the secret.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I don't care about the actual pizza when I care
about clarifying that you're having to acknowledge that you have
always been moble?
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Do you establishment rule?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I love it?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Please vaccin make me harder. Thank you for the first
time an impression of me. You've gone down and octaves.
Normally you go way up.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
But how great do you find it? Gratifying? Sash even
though not that we would want it to be true,
wanted to be not seems seems no no, no, like
Oprah were too gleeful in anything.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Oprah said the secret was the secret, the secret. And
then the book sold millions and millions of copies, and
everyone stopped making effort and said, at homegoing, I'm going
to visualize getting my promotion. That's you were to visualize
the promotion, and then you got it right. You wanted
a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, I can't remember. I think I did it.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
We all did it for your boyfriends. And you had to.
This was the secret. You have to lean into the
feeling of the joy that you would get it.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
They all seem to operate. Okay, do you believe in
that you've got a pretty good life based on my work?
I think surely. Hard. Yeah, you work hard.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Work hard.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
But the world's full of people who work hard.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
It's true. You know one's doing the secret by the way.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Oh no, no, no, no, they might be working hard
at the secret.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
I'll be honest with you. I got the secret of
the book. We all see. Everyone did.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
And wasn't she Australian Ronda something?
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Hey Carras why candlelight book? Yes? How is that anyway? Visualizing?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
So I've been laid down. There's a few. So I've
got a few on the go at once, so many,
so many that I'm just going to have to visualize
some way of getting rid of the clutter and the
litter under my pillow, in my drawers and my jangling
of rocks and stuff. Anyway, but this one is really, really,
really good, just because it's so easy.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
What you want, that's what you want, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
You're right on a bay leaf. You're right on a
bay leaf. And in fact, you need three bay leaves. Now,
let me tell you this. Guess what there is around
the corner from my house, a little cottage that has
the hedge of bay leaves. Sash. I'm going to bring
(49:10):
in some fresh bay leaves. It's hard to write. And
what do you do with oh something I can't remember
because I've forgotten my phone. But you do something with
it that you write on three of them?
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Uh huh, that's easy by big big bigaef big spiks
big leaf. Yeah, I skip. I think you're free in
the recipe. How about that?
Speaker 2 (49:32):
I often it doesn't matter if state habit.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
So you're telling me that my bag bowl can do
without the bay leaf. You know, apparently my entire dreams
cannot cannot.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
No, it's just a way to activate them quickly.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
So I can skip the bay leaf in a road.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
I'm going to bring us in not in a way
the bay leaves and the instructions. And I think maybe
we need a silver panal.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
So I will write on the bailey be able.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
To see it, or maybe you don't need to see it,
maybe just need to know.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
I will write on the bay leaf. Let's just make
something up here. I want a new car. Yeah, I
do want any new car?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Are you going to write that on your What do.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
You do with the I'm not using my bay leaf
on you you?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Okay? Three?
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
I haven't given you one yet? Do you know what?
You've already lost one? You're down to two bay leaves? Two?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
But why three?
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Three different things? Three different things?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Three different things.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
I'm going to say this to you. What you deserve
nothing and you are not included in No, it's you
don't have the both of you are going to talk
about science.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
I reckon he's going to be stoked on the bay leaf?
Do you do you?
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Does he believe in anything? Does he believe in anything?
Woo woo? No, Peter said to me the other day.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
Something really does it?
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Because Peter too is like his feet are bogged in
that in what pedestrian mundane earth of reality?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
You know where they just yea what nilism?
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Oh yeah, I'd say nihilism nilism. It might be nihilism, believe.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
That's why don't say it out loud, because I never
know which one it is.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah, I love it though. It's an audacious nothing. It's
so Russian, it's very bizarre. It isn't very dark. A
lot of scientific people aren't.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
It's too far. A lot of atheists, and atheists are
even one step a bit better than that. Is yeah,
because there's there's that one's very dark, and it's like, absolutely,
we need some bay leaves to spark up. I'm gonna
do it.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah, Okay, you're going to do it, but I don't
like your attitude.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
You just still haven't told me what you do with
the baby.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
I can't remember because the instructions are in my phone
and I forgot it. But it's something like you. I know,
you have to write on each one and then you
do something with a maybe freeze one, maybe dry one,
burn one, maybe maybe burn one. Anyway, I've never heard
it before, and something about the very madness of.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Its nuts has appealed to absolutely nuts.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
I love it. Well, we'll be doing it and then
we'll check in and we'll share with our listeners our results.
So mine's going to be new car, which I want,
But what I really want is to be able to
get rid of my old car with minimum effort more
than I want a new car. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Marketplace?
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Oh, when I was thinking of torching and burning roadside.
I can't go through facebook market cars. It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, but how drive into a river? Put a brick
on the accelerator and off at pops. Oh, let's do that.
That's fine. We'll go out north Headline. We'll go out
there to King Lake. We'll get it done.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Don't say King Lake. Why is that the guy?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
No? Oh, isn't it's a cop pular No, no, no,
wh I'm going to ride on the bay leaf find him.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
So Peter's mum, you know, she's just camping up north
at a place called bright in the High Country, which
is next to Porpunka. Jse Freeman Country. She said, there's
a lot of theories around.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
You know.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
They've started looking for him again. A couple of locals
said to her that they had seen him of the Yes,
one of them recons that he got away. He said,
while they were all looking up the mountains, what they
should have been doing is looking at the river, because
he was apparently an expert, an expert what would you
(53:50):
call that rower? Anyway, one of the awesome and then
the other one saw him and doing what Ree said,
I don't know, but saw him somewhere out bush and
Marie said to him, did you tell the police? And
he said no, this is very interesting in a small town,
(54:13):
like in a small town, a Laura Barding town. It's
not like a it's not an full of outlies, but
there seems to be maybe a feeling that the narrative
that and it was terrible, terrible, amazing. We love it
when it's a part of our neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
It's very true.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
True.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
I'm sorry what you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Literally well is connected to it.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Let me say this, do you really think if the
cops are looking for him in the mountain, they're doing
press conferences the day before saying we're looking for him
in the mountain? I call bullshit on that they're doing
something else and that's distraction to make him think that
they're looking for him in the mounta. Okay, so the
other I saw that press conference and thought, while they're
clearly doing something, one of the other locals is very
(55:06):
boring for anyone that's not from Victoria.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
I think the whole world knows about Desisi Freeman, don't they?
The world? O world? You know, by the time, by
the time what's his own that brilliant pod maker makes
a pod about him.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Will do you reckon he's a buckhead?
Speaker 2 (55:23):
He could be he'd love the cooking.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
He's a cooker, he'd loved.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
It a cooker. But some other guy reckons that they
heard a shot an hour or so after it went down.
And there's another theory that the cops killed him, hid
the body, and that the whole search has been a distraction.
I say you're in we cook them because quite frankly,
(55:47):
the cops would have been totally justified from their point
of view in shooting a guy who'd shot two of them. Well,
so why would they have to hide it? I agree
with you anyway? What is he'd better be writing on Bailey?
Speaker 3 (56:00):
What a buck?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
What a bat?
Speaker 3 (56:03):
For a money?
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Another one?
Speaker 3 (56:07):
It's an odd dad. It's just a very daddy text.
Is a dad intel combined with a bit mumsies.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Okay, last week we had a very mummish text from dad.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
All Right, we're repeating, Ah, what's going on with Dud's.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Oh my goodness, Well they're all you know they you
know how they treat prostate cancer female hormones?
Speaker 3 (56:27):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yeah? Which is madness. I believe I'm not a doctor here.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
That fellas you're going to get your prostate check. Then
you're gonna start sending texts.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Out of people gifted amateur Lunch's great.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
With me, looking forward to the day. The week's okay,
next week. He's very busy. All vehicles are getting immobilizer's
fitted and added security against theft. Got the idea from
cousin Terry, who has one in hers. Two neighbors that
are in hospital, one serious astrology complaint, the other keeps
falling down. Nothing wrong with me, just about to go walkies.
It's a bit cooler now it's a.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
Text wrong has astrology complaint.
Speaker 3 (57:05):
Think it's a typo.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
I think it's a dad astrology.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
It's a dad typo.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
Maybe it's a joke. Are uranus?
Speaker 3 (57:19):
How did you? Absolutely? Is that?
Speaker 2 (57:21):
Oh my goodness?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
And astrology is the bar? And you know how men
are with the butt? Yeah, I don't like but stuff. No, no,
well don't they Well the ones I know do.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Peter, Peter won't it. Can't have it that sort of talk.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
I'm sorry, but I am stealing this random dad. Astrology
is the best terminology the butt I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
I love it. Astrological.
Speaker 3 (57:51):
I am so bucked.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
I'm bucked. You know what we had. I hardly got
to talk to you, Sash. That's how I like. The
Buckup podcast is hosted by me, Kate Langbrook and him
Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio
and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call
(58:17):
him Jack. And Dom Evans, Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off of the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Bye bye bye, that's.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The buck up, or even worse without your.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Find Yeah, I have no phone. I forgot my phone.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Your raw dog on your.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Phone, and with without my phone, I've been doing what
Sash always wants me to do, which is right down
my ideas. Who you may ask is Sash. I thought
I should tell you because I don't know who you are.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Ridiculous, you sir, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You are Nate.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh that is my name, King of the Jungle. I
will see about that, Oh will we? I don't know, Oh, Hella,
I don't know anything. Don't you know?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We've established that on the pod over the last couple
of seasons.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You know, in that show they're putting me into cages
with snakes and crocodiles and heights, And nothing is as
hard as keeping my mouth shut about what I know
about the show. That is by far the hardest thing
I've ever gone through in my life is right now
not being able to tell anyone what I know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh my goodness. Well, you know how you said you
know nothing. Luckily you work with two women who know everything.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I get told that often and by one of them.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You feel her burning, the little coals in her face
burning into you, Do you feel that?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Who is she? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
She's Sasha French, the greatest producer in the land.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She was a work experienced kid.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Tell she is a bit like that, isn't she younger
and fresher? You know? I believe she has the picture
of Dorian Gray in her attic.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Here's what I reckon about. Sash was one of those
people that took work experience very seriously, and even in
year ten, you knew what you wanted, and you sent
letters out and you did a really good work experience.
The library to do work experience, I was going to
be a library.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The library is the saddest sentence, you know what it
was knowing her, it just would have been for the
sexy fantasy of the library. She would have she would
have gone I think I know what to do, Maskilli,
I whip off my glasses and pull out my ponytail,
and then I go behind the Dewey decimal section D
for DOC. And then that's exactly how it would have been.
(03:04):
And then someone says to me, my god must wrench.
You're beautiful. Was that part of it?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Name one thing you did at the library in work experience?
Taking books? Do you know what your work experience was?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No? Do you want to hear how little they dreamt
for me at my school? Hi, Salisbury High closed down.
My brother closed down when he became education minister. How
is that the first time around?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
My school?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And then I just have to say this.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
How can you shut down a school?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Your sister's school, old school? But then I got some messages.
Literally I had not heard anything from any of those
people I went to school with, except for a weird
school reunion that was held at an odd number because
the schools being closed down.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But also, there's people in the world completely and utterly
obs us for school reunions, and they froth on it,
and they're in committees and they won every three, every five,
every ten years.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
All right, let us respect those people. They're the organizers
of the world organizers of the world. It happens without.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I take that back.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Imagine if you and I were trying to organize the
school reunion. I couldn't even remember the name anyway. When
two things happened right. One was when I went to
my school reunion. There was an imbalance of power in
it because by that point I was on television. I
(04:35):
was on a television show called The Panel.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You were breastfeeding your kids.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I didn't have the kids then, I don't think. I
think it was before them, but eventually that's what I
would go on to do to reach that pinnacle of
modern motherhood. Breastfeeding You proud of that moment anyways, moment
You know what I learned.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
From the booths or from the school, the school that
what I thought of people when I was fifteen.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Was still true. Yeah, it was true. It was true
like twenty thirty years later.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Let me quickly say something for clarification. You're saying that
after some time with them, you were proven right, Like
to the letter, you went in with a clean slate.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, I didn't know what to expect. You were of them,
had fallen off the cliff.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
And in terms of giving an example of what you
thought about her that ended up being true.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh well, she was. It was really odd. One of
them had a real bitter remembrance of how I beat
her in a Grade ten English chest and she said,
and it was because your name started with LA and
my name started with a K or whatever it was.
She I'm like, I don't remember any of this, but
you have spent twenty years dwelling on that, right, Whereas
(05:55):
instead you might want to look at the drunk guy
who you just up apparently a month before the reunion,
brought him along to the reunion. A drunk guy wearing
a navy singlet, who was so drunk he couldn't stand
up and was trying to swing imaginary haymakers at people
within the first hour of the reunion. Perhaps this might
(06:17):
be a stumbling block to your happiness rather than the
fact that Katie Langbrook beat you in a test.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You can remember the details of that guy's top, but
not the test.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I was shocked that someone would wear a singlet like that,
someone that wasn't Kelly Holiday would dressed like that.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
For a school. So a girl a woman's fear, Yeah,
really is I don't want to be single at the
school reunion.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, I was single at the school reach she.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Was obviously scared of it. She went and scooped up
this guy and.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Get married before she told me the whole story.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
But I'm saying she's obviously bought this guy because she did.
She didn't want to be alone, she was insecure.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
About maybe he insisted on coming. Who knows what was
going on. However, my point is, and she was really
fun at school, and you can see what happens if
you're a fun person, but you make bad choices and
you don't apply yourself, And it kind of can happen
to anyone. I've got as you know that that demon
(07:12):
inside me of you know, I could happily just wallow
around in a in a bath of pig fattle.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And you know what I reckon? You have because someone
told you gets rid of headaches?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You know we all have it, Sash, have.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You done the pig fat bar? Oh, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I've got some new supplements, of.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Course you do. Oh, your husband's away or he's going
to work. He's got his start at his job.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But you know what it was. It was it was
while he was away during the holidays. I just had blessed.
I went down some Oh there was some dark shit.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
The algorithm sees you coming from a mile away. Goodness stuff.
Have you got your rod yet hanging out your window? No?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I got I've got the silver in few grounding sheet.
It goes under the under a sheet, but it needs
to be a fully cotton sheet. And that reminds me.
I went shopping with Karla when we had dropped a
yarnie off at Cricket, and then I went to what's
that shop called that we never get to go to,
(08:19):
but they always have ads on. It's a department store.
It's a usual department store.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
What's that Paris scar Harris Harris scarf?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What great pop?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's good. I haven't popped into a Harris scarf.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I I don't think so one.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't even tell you what they've got scarves.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, you know they're great, really like sponsored great?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Are they sure? Harris scarf?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So I bought, So we bought bedding and Karla didn't
want to go. She goes.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Sounds like a pretty cool day.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
She bought more stuff than me.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
What's she talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
She got and she's had great Harris scarf with her
new sheets. Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh, it worked. That's what Harrow Scarff should do. They
should target single women and say this is what we
do here. I didn't know she's single, Okay, Sorry, sorry,
I just assumed because she was going to HARRORW Scarf
and had nothing else to do.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Anyway. The other people at the school reunion, the good
ones were great, just as I remembered when I was fifteen,
really good.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Any teachers go.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Ah, yeah, I think so, Yeah, I think so. There
was an old English chatre of buckets.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Dimas please if you have any school reunion.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
One of my married a student from another school.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh, I mean okay, and he.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Said a really weird thing to me once.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Hang on, So a male teacher married a female shin
from another school. Yeah, Queensland, Queensland. I think it says
that on the number plates. Illegal one day, bride the next, O.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
CA Can I tell you this week?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Once?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Did you say beautiful one day bride the knee?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I said illegal one day? Bright? Oh said something I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Remember it was, would it on?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
What was that? Add? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
One beautiful one day?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Perfect next?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
He said to me one day. And there was a
funny period where I think when I went into grade eleven,
and and the other Jehovah's witnesses there were only two,
had left the school, and so then I sort of
had no eyes upon me, which was so great that
I really, I don't know. I just I was enjoying
(10:35):
myself too much, and this teacher was teaching us in
a filling class, and I think I was being a
bit assy.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Never I know, I.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Was really loving myself before that. I was just a
bowl cut, nerdy little virgin carrying a violin case that
didn't have a gun.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
We'll actually spoke to you about your your boobs in
the car park.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh yeah, you asked about my boob.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Because your boobs are out today. They look for a
tastic and I can't stop looking at them. But I
just assumed because Kate gives off the vibe Sash, would
you agree with me here that she gives off the
vibe of someone that's always had them? And I was wrong,
very very late bloomer.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, late bloom You've got the energy of an early
bloomer as opposed to Sash. She always had hot bloomers
and couldn't wait to get him off.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
But in the library, my god, miss Finch you're beautiful.
Cody said to me once. The people in Brisbane love
asking people in Brisbane what school they went to, Like
it's always a.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Question as much as Melbourne people. People are obsaived it
and that's why they never know how to categorize me
because they didn't go to school down here.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I never ask anyone what school they went to because
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I think that's your showbus is a bit different.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You think. Yeah, Dave O'Neil loves it. He's great at it.
He he's crowd gigs. He asks people.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Why all and suburbs.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah. But Cody said that people always you
know someone's from Brisbane because I will always ask straight
away what schools you go do? So it's a real
Brisbane thing. Interest. Let us know what was the first topic,
because it wasn't school reunions. We've done half the pod,
have we what.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
We've got feeni love love love love lave. So I
think I can't remember when. At some point I was
talking about the nicknames, probably indiscreetly, your son's friend's nicknames, well,
any of the kids friends okay names yep. And so
(12:36):
there was the hero.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Fetal alcohol that an old one. I mean you could
least give it a fascy. Is a here fassy fassy fascy?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Anyway, do you love anything more than when we have
revealed something so offbeat, So beent and verse as to
be the idea equivalent of a paper clip. And one
of our buckwhits, our buckheads, our buck knuckles, our butt stills, get.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Get her phone out, find your phone so you get distracted. Guys,
look at those pearly teeth. By the way, look at this.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Discuss this in a minute.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It looks so good.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, one of our buckstickless, buck knuckles, etc. Goes hold
my beer. Yeah, and guess who's done that? Buck buckheads Sophie,
Hello soph it's a fake name, of course, and you'll understand.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Why we love a fake name on the buck up loved.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Kate's nicknames for her kids. Friends.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
We have there, we go, she's going to top fetal
alcohol syndrome.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Just love it. We have gross jol loose unit, luke
up tight Sally.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Of course she is spewed. Oh, I love spew to.
I love see town would have been my guess twenty first,
because there's relatives there and friends and they did a
huge spew in front of everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I was.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I reckon it was younger and pre drink somewhere, don't
you think.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Also a few spew in a friend's house as a teenager,
and a mom has to clean that hour carpet. That
mother will never let you know, forget it. A friend
of mine's dash has never let me forget that my
car left an oil stain on the driveway when we
were eighteen. We're forty two now, doesn't let me forget
it like that time eleven the oil stain on the car.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
On the car nickname was Oily. Oh you would have
got a nickname.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Was my skin though as wow Mark. Oh okay, I
would have been.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
That's what it would have been in our household. His
old skid mark coming, I don't get him. Park and
the driveway, Peter would say. And brown out Braiden, Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Brown out Braiden does mean his pants?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Isn't it brown out when you don't have enough electricity? Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
What's that brown out?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
But I don't think Braiden's got anything to do brown
brown out?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I reckon, I reckon, he got I'm so smashed. He
she did himself? What do you reckon? He passed down
and himself.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Why do you think Joel is gross?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Would be gross? She's done something disgusting. I had a
friend in high school that was so gross that he
refused to wash his hair and shower. I've even put
it into the script that I was working that I'm
working on that that script. But one day, we're playing
a computer game or something, and his mum sneaked into
(15:53):
the room and like tiptoed towards the back of us,
and just before he noticed, she's square worded a big
thing of shampoo into his head.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You know that is unbelievable. Why because Holly did that too? What? Yeah, exactly?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
His name was what stinky pinky? Oh Joel?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And what was his nickname?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
We didn't have one, But I'm just saying that's what
the man did to him one day, because well he
seemed like that grossed old suits him.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But you know what they were, so I reckon you
must have been about were you thirteen at the time?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah? Around there, because I'll tee this.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Funny thing happens. I say this as the mother of sons.
They go from taking pride in how really they shower
like it's a real point of pride. Yeah, yeah, two
gross too, becoming a permanent fixture under the shower.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh well, okay, and that is.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That is as certain like there are certain milestones in
a child's life, like that a six year old boy
starts putting his hands in his pocket and an eight
year old girl travels by cartwheel. That is one of them.
That a thirteen year old boy refuses to wash, and
then a fifteen stop washing.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I never washed in the shower, thank you, if you
know what I mean. I never had long showers because
our house was very small. Four kids, busy busy, yeah, busy, busy, busy,
no time for that. To much pressure.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Do you know what? I cried in the shower because
of what just existential sadness and some of the girls
no no No. When I was a kid, I remember
when I went from primary school to high school. The
girls at my primary school had an intervention with me
and told me when I was starting high school, I
had to poor Katie that I had to try and
(18:03):
try and act more normal. It's so terrible on.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
The world's longest cooker.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah tell me then I had to try. Can you
believe that? And I was so shocked when I heard
no no. Starting high school. So it must have been
like twelve eleven eleven or twelve O. MG, you need
to be.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Kate. Yeah, we have something to tell you.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, and you're not going.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
To like it, but we're talking.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Say you're not gonna If.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You want to continue hanging out with us, you have
to be more normal.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I wasn't even going to be hanging out with them.
They won't even go to that school. They were just
that was just their farewell gift.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Wowser, wowser. And look at you, look at the empire
you have built. You know what's so funny? You never
forget someone full name when they've done wrong as a teenager.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And also that's those real names are so perfect.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And when I do stand up about people, I cannot
change their name because it's too real for me and
I stumble. So it has to be the real name.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That cannot tell it. That person to chap down the
cherry tree.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
That little ship in the sand pit in prep, you're
going to remember that name, full name.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
For the rest. I remember very few names, but I do.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Hearb that we have to be her name.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I remember that, and she wasn't the be more. Be more.
You need to be more normal, try to be more normal.
I would give money. Cried no, no, no, no, nothing,
no boobs, not normal nothing, no Katie. But also and
Jehovah's witness And'hovah's witness. And my mum was a Jamaican American,
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my dad was a ball Dutchman. It was like, what
hope did I have?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
There's nothing normal about you. You're fake.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Also, but I thought they were my friends.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, I mean, but come on, And so that was brutal.
And boys are the same, by the way, this isn't
some sexist thing that girls of this boys are the same.
High school or boys school was so intense. Sometimes I
have a memory I remember no, no, no, it was
always friends were section of the boys. I'm the only
gay one out of the entire group.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
And did you cop it?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Everyone copped it. I only have a memory of year
seven or year eight, one of the boys coming up
to me and saying, just so you know, we're not
talking to today, and you go okay, and then for
the rest of the day you wouldn't talk to him. Yes,
that happened. I haven't met. I was about to say
the name. I was about to say his full name.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What school did you go to RuPaul's drag race high,
because that is.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Not behave it happened. I have a very burn into
my skull done by the way, I don't know. You
never know, you must have remember that we've always got
that curios. I can't remember those d.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Were you so happy? Is it one of those things
that you're so happy that it's not coming on to you?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
You said, like, I can't believe you think with sons
in your house, the boys aren't bitchy. No, boys aren't
gossip at all, the biggest gossips.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
No, they're not. No, they like their father.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
But I am calling bullshit on every man. That's like,
I don't like the gossip. You throwf on the gossip men.
They love the wife gossiping. They're listening in or they
want it all. Okay, get in the car later. What
was what was bar Ba saying about?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah. However, here's the thing. Men have
disguised gossip as sports talk.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh god, you're so right.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Gossiping about if it is something, Hey, wake up, wake up,
frenchie and start playing some Some of your little ditties
can act more normal acting any group. I remember. I
actually my legs were weak in the shower and I
(22:12):
had to sit on the floor. This is a scene.
You've always seen, some sort of girl interrupted sort of scenario.
And when I'm watching a movie, I'm always like, no
one sits on the floor of the shower.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
That's gross, right, very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Very uncomfortable. Yeah, that we had a small family bathroom
with you know, a reinfoll shower screen where you could
see the wire through the gorilla glass, one of those,
and there wasn't room. Yeah, anyway, but I remember sitting
on the floor because my legs were too weak to
hold me and just crying.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
And then you not being normal has been the biggest
gift to anyone that's ever met you, to me, to
our buckheads.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Because you know what, I.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Love you.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't know. I don't want to be I'm going
to use all the words keeping people's language.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I'm happy Europe.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Anyway. You know what I realized, you can't change. You
can't change what you are that you cannot change. I
thought that I was doing such a good job.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I'm going to use that line when I hello announced
last week, I guess who gets to be hosting the
Marti Gras this year? On the A b see this
big gay guys.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh my, finally they recognized your homoseex with the.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Man on the ground at the Marti Gras. Oh, I
bet you people in the studios, on the ground and
against the wall the best job. I get to be
out on the street amongst it. That's the fun part.
What do you just say?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
What do you just say?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I said, on the ground and up against the.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Walls, speaking about people that are not normal. He's kind
of going, He's not coming with because I'll be working
the whole time. It won't be fun for him. What's
he going to do?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
You get to have a little dance after Have you
heard what's happened Danny Minogue?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Have you heard?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
The devastating news the after parties camp like bankruptcy and
money and all this, all these issues. This is the
party that has given me Kylie Shre etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
That's a great part.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
It is unbelievable. I've been to. I've been about I've
been to about five or six of them and they
are absolutely insane, great fun, safe parties.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, and a vision of color.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
And movement that's not happening for the first time. Wow,
that's a bit. That's odd, that's really odd old. So
what will happen at the end of the There will
be a lot of it, a little kick on.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
But it was always nice because you know, it was
great about it. You never had to for those in
the world who perhaps don't have a posse that they
travel with, or don't have you know, a social network
or whatever. You knew that there was somewhere that you
could go where everybody else would be. That was how
beautiful it was.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
When I was twenty two years old, me and my
friend Nick, we drove to the Mardi Gras from Melbourne.
We drove up in my camera, stayed in very bad accommodation,
didn't have many very gay friends at all. I just
come out. Yeah, and the group we met that night.
So that was twenty years ago I am still friends
with today. That's what the Mardi Gras is. And let
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me also say this, if you have never been to
the Mardi Gras, you are.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Too late, well, no, walk to the It's done.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
You're missing out, is it?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You? Great?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Finish tonight, go and do it, especially if you're in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
But what would they do with no party at the end?
But you do go to the out with them?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Me? Just me, Yeah, boring with some of our buckwheats
for them. Yeah, that's our bloody joke.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
But that's great. Who's hosting it? Um? Got care? Oh yeah,
good good? Yeah? Others they've given up on that other one,
haven't they. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I just scanned to see my name in the lineup.
I couldn't remember who else was there. But they're all
very good and very professional.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Great laugh, courtneyat's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I need to call you out on something and it's
happening a lot, and it's happening to a lot of girls.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh my good.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I haven't my life cold own called out? I want
to have a healthy adult discussion.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh what about?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I feel society needs to introduce a time limit on
the voice text. No, no, no sound effect, there no
no something going on? You know?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Have you got one that says I strongly disagree?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
No, don't give me a give I strongly disagree. Give
me something, Yeah, go on, go on to Your messages
are too long?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
More cold? Please? You're sending me a thirty to ninety
second voice text perfection.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I haven't seen you one in a while, have I beautiful.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, well no, not in a while, but you were
smashing for a while. You were ahead of the curse. Yeah,
I was was ad early adopter. I'm all on board.
I'm liking it.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Because some times i'm you're going to type of message
and it's not you can't convey the nuance or the
sheer volume of messy.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I understand. And if it's so he's I understand.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I can't go on.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
But for example of dialogue writing, which you should know
is much as you can in the most limited amount
of time.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's a really.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Well they're taking off. That's a phrase, boyer.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That should be a book in a little.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Did you say we give up? I could hear they're
getting too long. People are sending voice texts at the
moment that are so long. You know what, you know
what they're called the podcast episodes, but they are people
a podcasts and hey, I'm happy to I would be
happy to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Got to Yeah, if you've.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Got that much time to voice text, that's a phone call.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Do you want a phone call?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I would much prefer the phone call.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I prefer a phone I would much.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Prefer to screen the call and not have to deal
with anything, kid, But we're talking in particular my friend
Nikki Britain. I love Nikki, calling Nikki a great comedian,
one of my best nik Britain, Nikky Little Britain, one
of my best mates, but one of the funniest comics
in the country. Very criminally underrated. She won't be Let's
(28:35):
give her a buzz and shame.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, so you won't tell us yet? How does she
know that you? She's pushed you too fast?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Hello, it's Nikky Breton.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Nikki.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Oh look at this communicating good back and forth like
it's a conversation.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Did you know, Nikki Britain, how to answer the phone? Yeah,
this is it, and then you speak into it and
then the person on the other end.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Can hear you? Nikki left me shush? This is shush, Nikki,
this is this is now you listening.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
To a voice Alexander Graham Bell on the phone here
explaining something you about the telephone.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You left me a seven and a half minute voice text.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Oh my goodness, seven and audio memo was an audio
an audio audio Txtbly.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I absolutely don't see a problem with any anything you've
just said in a half minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Fantastic seven and a half seven and a half. Was
it was it something in particular you were conveying. Was
it an anecdote or was it just a collection of
your jumble thoughts, dreams and dashed aspirations, Nikky Britain.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I pride myself on giving a voice memo structure.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I promise you there would have been some comic release
in there. Yeah, yeah, no dat. You know I'm taking
it in. I'm keeping it fresh gossip obviously, I'll leave
you up Flo.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
He wouldn't even look at it twice if I didn't
open it a.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's true.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Now listen. The reason I want to call it out
is I feel like there needs to be a time
limit on the voice text, and I think the perfect
time is ninety seconds.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Thoughts thoughts in Britain. I mean you could put ninety
seconds on it.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I'm just going to send you five in a.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Row, thereby not in breach of the Bible.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
And the seven minute voice text. He's why I have
to be honest with you, my dear friend.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I didn't finish her thoughts, Nikky Britain.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I fully understand, I fully understand, but hurt hurt.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
People pay good money for your content, honestly, they would. Yeah,
and his little miss askless chaps from the jungle refusing
to listen to your gold you read yours before, swine.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Exactly right now, I'm tuning in to Channel ten to
watch him on because I promise you they'll be have
There'll be an extensive.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Debrief after they will be Nikki, you have to.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Say, this person's giving the villain edit. No, this is
I'm very proud of a lot of my friends and
the jobs that they have. Right I am a very
lucky person to be in the industry that I have
always because we're getting good here, Hey, buckheads, my good
friend Nikki is the voice of channel and so when
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people talk to Nikki, I feel sometimes.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
They recognize your voice.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
The fact that they may have heard this voice before.
And before we let you go, I have to give
us a take. Now, back up, listeners have to hear you.
Give us a Channel ten teaser. Nikki, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Here we go, hang on, how would you like us
to introduce you? But with the ritual sound of people
cursing at ten play and then you come on? What
show would you like?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, let's let's do a tease about someone being Someone's
got your Someone's leaving the Jungle Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay, all right, hit us.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Coming up next? Who leaves the jungle? Will it be
Nate Aalbo?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Will it be a deca Elma Logaloo?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Tune in for more drama. Oh yeah, yeah, what a job. Yeah,
you know Nikki because she's a voiceover of ten. When
she leaves the house, she leaves channel ten on so
her dog can still hear her voice.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Come for.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
She's leaving the house to do her new tool soon Adelaide, Melbourne.
What's called what's a show called? My show is called
not to be Dramatic? That's one of them. I'm actually doing.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Two shows, Lost in christnik reeling out, really out Now,
which is it?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Say?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Seven minutes is never enough?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm going to do two sixty minutes.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Bucky Babies come through. That's what I'm saying. This aerobic
show is.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Actually super fun.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Shut up, you're raving. I know.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I'm sorry, but it's like an aerobics class, but with
a lot of comedy and really like just get.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Bye bye, love you bye.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Nikki doesn't make ship stuff, So get around here and
around Stop sending me seven minutes in those sales.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Okay, love you bye, love you. Okay. So I'm all
invigorated this year. Yes, I don't know why, because I've
hit the ground running.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
You have absolutely, like in May, yes, smashed it so far.
If I didn't have that show airing on Channel ten,
I'd be feeling very exhausted being around you. And you're
secure about everything because you're You're the busiest person I know.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I went to Jamaica. I mean that, even that since
is ludicrous. And they've come back and I've filmed an
episode of a new TV So you've got your book.
I'm doing this, which of course doesn't feel like work.
I'm doing no filter anyway, busy woman, new teeth, new teeth. Oh,
I've got to ask you some new year, new teeth. Okay,
(34:28):
you've got to answer me so honestly.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Okay, here we go learning.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm still a little bit in VISI line with them.
You know, I'm not done with the process. That's okay.
You know some lisps actions, Yeah, just a weird movement
sometimes have I got wed lip movement?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
And I'm saying that was with me with my in visiline.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'm taking away from that.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I have some weight things that you don't know about.
Swallen face attitude problem disfigured.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I can't have I gone too white.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'll show me again. No, I really don't think so. No, no, no,
I really don't think so okay good because.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I am so thrilled with them.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I think they look really good.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I am so happy with them that I am like,
why did I not do this.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
A long time ago?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Age as well? I think I sort of thought, I
don't know, do you remember how the Queen mother had
that rancid collection of cobblestones in her mouth? Do you
remember that? And you would always.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Compare yourself to an English person when it comes to teeth.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
No, but they had they there was something about it
that it's an English class thing, do you know what
I mean? The same way they were They were raggedy old,
like a twelve thousand dollars tweet jacket, but with holes
in the sleeves. Do you know what I mean? It's
something about it. And there's something about being like beyond
vanity or thinking that always you could get some improvement
(35:58):
or whatever. And at some point I'm just like when
I went to the dentist and they sort of said
to me have you thought about this, I'm like, yeah,
I have, but it always seemed to Maths. You know,
I'm not gonna be on Maths anytime soon.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Never say never, I'd love to.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I love you to be honest.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Now that I've been hanging out to.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Be like now I've got to be like the Golden Bachelor.
I mean, I don't want that cock who's pretending that
he's interested in women over fitting and ease. It's so
like you kidding, right, really, and you know no court
in the land would convict him. Stopped wasting our time.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Maths is one of those one of the very few
shows left that everyone watches and talks about. I've had
so many text from people in the last couple of
weeks saying I'm going to catch up on Jungle later
because sorry.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah that's right. But that's fine because they have with Maths,
they have perfected what they call the stickiness of the show.
It's sticky, like there's just you can't can't escape. Yeah,
you can't escape it. I haven't watched an episode yet.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Because you're watching the watching, you've got.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Some spear time. Anyway. I just had to check about
my teeth because I think I'm so done.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
You're done.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Why what would you say?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
You said something about still in the inn.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Because just like you know when they put a filling in, yes,
sometimes it's someplace. So I've just got to go back.
I did a lot and to get a mouthguard because
I'm going to be a sexy mouthguard.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I have a mouthguard every night, do you every night?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
I spoke to you about this a few weeks ago
when we spoke about your teeth. Only if you are
someone that has carried teeth insecurity like I have, and
you have.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It, is you insecure about it?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Just a little bit crooked? And I just felt weird.
It is such a small thing to change, but such
a massive life changing thing to go. I'll smile on
this photo.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Well, I watch you anyway. I work in comedy. I've
always smiled and I've always laughed. But I've always worked.
The thing that you notice on television, everyone's got big
white teeth. Everyone has them. When I were born with
them or not.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Someone told me that our teeth looks good in the jungles.
Our teeth looks good in the look good in the jungle.
But that's only because we're so dirty. Yeah, that it
makes the.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Tea not like you are all so dirty that sometimes
when they do it closer you can see the dirt
actually in the paws of people's face.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
How did that get there?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
The dirt? Yeah, because of the dirt, because it's wind windy.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, I actually noticed that and I went, that's really
that's put me off not watching but going.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Oh, I don't know, I would pay money to see
you in there. Well, you new teeth. Now, what's your
biggest insecurity about doing the jungle? The jungle during this
particular show? What's your biggest insecurity about doing it?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't want to eat an animal's paenis, yeah, or
their bull sack, or their eyeball, or their gizzards or
they congeal blot, which is really odd because you know,
if you sold them to mean supplement form, I'd be
absolutely gustling them down.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Well, I feel like it is the eating challenge is
enough to say no to because I do have slight
PTSD steal from it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
It is up.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Vomit after some people do. Yeah, it is absolutely just
I'll tell you my other so, yes, it's a good
thing to say no.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
My other thing about it is you really like a
blind pig in a forest stumbled over a truffle. With
your cast, you had some great people, but a lot
of them. You watch it and you think, I would
rather eat my own liver then have to eke out
(40:09):
any period of time with these people, Like there's just
not do you know what I mean? Like if you
have a certain value on yourself, then then there's certain
things that you just can't do. And very often there
are people in that show that you're like, they don't
deserve me. They don't deserve me. Why would I go
in and hang out with do you know what I mean?
(40:31):
You've done very well with lovely people.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
But my advice to you to because I really want
you to do it. By the way, that's why this
topic is coming up, and I thought, I'm sure the
buck Eds will agree. You have to also be open
enough to let people surprise you. You know, of course,
watch because people have really surprised me where I would
have thought I don't want to do that show with.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Them correct and energy in life all the time. It
surprised me. And sometimes I'm watching a series of that
show and I'm like, nah, not surprised chief, Like you know,
You're just like Noah, So that would be terrible to
be in there and then constantly you know how we
were talking about energy earlier on. Yes, all right, so
(41:11):
there are people in the world who keep the energy up,
and there are people.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Who voices broke, but he broke the bang the big.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Day anyway, and there are people who draw from the
communal tank of energy. And nothing's worse than when you're
the person who's constantly keeping spirits high or la la
laara ideas or tap dancing or whatever, and there's some
albatross around your neck. I've come to the well again
just to draw from it. And they add, nothing that happens.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
In life happens. I was going to say, people listening
now know this person the doors down from this person.
They might be in their family, they're married to this person,
they might do a podcast with them. Because I feel
and I want to shout out to the talkers listening, Yes,
they don't get enough kudos in line. No, I agree,
and I truly think one of the reasons Cody is
(42:11):
with me, and he may have even said these words before,
and it is such an underrated skill in this life
is when we go out for dinner. He doesn't have
to worry about the topic what will be said, because
the ball will be in the air from this guy
here and we're talking just us too, he said, I
(42:34):
can leave you next to people that you've just met
at a work thing. That's rare, right, Talkers, we get
told that we're this, We're that we're annoying, were too much.
I've been told that play to the talkers, to the
buckhead listening that never shut up? I see you where
(42:58):
the reason why our partners uber rate is five? Because
where how's you not being correct? Chatty chat chat.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
And together with the organizers who you wanted to disrespect
only moments ago on this very podcast. Oh we've got
to give the money back guarantee?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Please do? We've got heaps of time.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Well that's what we've just literally done. And I told
you about going to tell you about but I got distracted.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
By my teeth as I am by the gloss, and.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I've got to do a shout out to my dentist.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I mean, okay, it's the long I love her?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Is it long?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I don't know. I have no idea anyway.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
What was that telling you the money back guarantee? Anyway?
You get your money back if you don't like.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
Visualization.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Okay, So part of my deep dive has been you know,
you know how it is. I don't want to have
to do I don't want to have to go the
long way around to get the stuff I want in
my life. Who does we want? McDonald's drives short cuts? Correct,
that's not a physio. Oh yeah, yeah. I want to
go home with exercises. I want it fixed.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Get on me, get get those heels on me, snap that.
Yeah yeah, from two week online tape course. Get on me.
Oh oh oh goodness.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
That's hurtful to the car of practice, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Sorry? One week?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, big armor. Anyway. So
one of the things I've gone down, I've been sent
down a rabbit hole of different ways of visualizing, like
everybody's trying to you know, the law of attraction, blah blah.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
One Oprah was pushing for a while twenty years ago.
The secret?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh the secret? Did she push that? Didit? Oh?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
My god? She knows the secret to why she was successful.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Do you know what? That Epstein file had not been
kind to Oprah? Winfree?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Why is she best friends with everyone?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
A good question.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Now I'm cooking. Yeah, I'm finally.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
And to hang on. What was the message that you've seen?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
What about the pizza?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I know you.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Want to say, just I'm here.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
I'm just very quickly, very quickly. This is dark though.
I want to stay away from the files because it's
too dark for the buck. I just want my Many
years ago, the tinfoils my friends here were saying that
the world elites are.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Doing very disgusting illegals. They know impossible to even conjure up.
If you're living a relatively wholesome life and you're working
and trying to build a life and whatever, you can't
believe that there is like this proper cabal of evil
in the world. It seems insane proceed.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Some of some of it's wrong, though some of it's wrong.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
This is not our apologies work, my friend.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
They were saying that.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Sasha and I've been onto it.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
We've had it, we've been there was some awful stuff happening,
and the secret word was pizza. And when they were
asking for pizza, organizing pizza emails something else. Now have
confirmed that the word pizza is used a lot. Yes,
so it's very odd, correct, but that's all I'll give you.
Can I say that's all?
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Let me repeat this. The difference between the buck up
a conspiracy theory, and the truth is time six months
say that was dark and please do you know it wasn't?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
It was that the secret.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I don't care about the actual pizza when I care
about clarifying that you're having to acknowledge that you have
always been moble?
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Do you establishment rule?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I love it?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Please vaccin make me harder. Thank you for the first
time an impression of me. You've gone down and octaves.
Normally you go way up.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
But how great do you find it? Gratifying? Sash even
though not that we would want it to be true,
wanted to be not seems seems no no, no, like
Oprah were too gleeful in anything.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Oprah said the secret was the secret, the secret. And
then the book sold millions and millions of copies, and
everyone stopped making effort and said, at homegoing, I'm going
to visualize getting my promotion. That's you were to visualize
the promotion, and then you got it right. You wanted
a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, I can't remember. I think I did it.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
We all did it for your boyfriends. And you had to.
This was the secret. You have to lean into the
feeling of the joy that you would get it.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
They all seem to operate. Okay, do you believe in
that you've got a pretty good life based on my work?
I think surely. Hard. Yeah, you work hard.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Work hard.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
But the world's full of people who work hard.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
It's true. You know one's doing the secret by the way.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Oh no, no, no, no, they might be working hard
at the secret.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
I'll be honest with you. I got the secret of
the book. We all see. Everyone did.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
And wasn't she Australian Ronda something?
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Hey Carras why candlelight book? Yes? How is that anyway? Visualizing?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
So I've been laid down. There's a few. So I've
got a few on the go at once, so many,
so many that I'm just going to have to visualize
some way of getting rid of the clutter and the
litter under my pillow, in my drawers and my jangling
of rocks and stuff. Anyway, but this one is really, really,
really good, just because it's so easy.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
What you want, that's what you want, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
You're right on a bay leaf. You're right on a
bay leaf. And in fact, you need three bay leaves. Now,
let me tell you this. Guess what there is around
the corner from my house, a little cottage that has
the hedge of bay leaves. Sash. I'm going to bring
(49:10):
in some fresh bay leaves. It's hard to write. And
what do you do with oh something I can't remember
because I've forgotten my phone. But you do something with
it that you write on three of them?
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Uh huh, that's easy by big big bigaef big spiks
big leaf. Yeah, I skip. I think you're free in
the recipe. How about that?
Speaker 2 (49:32):
I often it doesn't matter if state habit.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
So you're telling me that my bag bowl can do
without the bay leaf. You know, apparently my entire dreams
cannot cannot.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
No, it's just a way to activate them quickly.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
So I can skip the bay leaf in a road.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
I'm going to bring us in not in a way
the bay leaves and the instructions. And I think maybe
we need a silver panal.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
So I will write on the bailey be able.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
To see it, or maybe you don't need to see it,
maybe just need to know.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
I will write on the bay leaf. Let's just make
something up here. I want a new car. Yeah, I
do want any new car?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Are you going to write that on your What do.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
You do with the I'm not using my bay leaf
on you you?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Okay? Three?
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
I haven't given you one yet? Do you know what?
You've already lost one? You're down to two bay leaves? Two?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
But why three?
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Three different things? Three different things?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Three different things.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
I'm going to say this to you. What you deserve
nothing and you are not included in No, it's you
don't have the both of you are going to talk
about science.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
I reckon he's going to be stoked on the bay leaf?
Do you do you?
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Does he believe in anything? Does he believe in anything?
Woo woo? No, Peter said to me the other day.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
Something really does it?
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Because Peter too is like his feet are bogged in
that in what pedestrian mundane earth of reality?
Speaker 3 (51:09):
You know where they just yea what nilism?
Speaker 2 (51:13):
Oh yeah, I'd say nihilism nilism. It might be nihilism, believe.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
That's why don't say it out loud, because I never
know which one it is.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah, I love it though. It's an audacious nothing. It's
so Russian, it's very bizarre. It isn't very dark. A
lot of scientific people aren't.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
It's too far. A lot of atheists, and atheists are
even one step a bit better than that. Is yeah,
because there's there's that one's very dark, and it's like, absolutely,
we need some bay leaves to spark up. I'm gonna
do it.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah, Okay, you're going to do it, but I don't
like your attitude.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
You just still haven't told me what you do with
the baby.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
I can't remember because the instructions are in my phone
and I forgot it. But it's something like you. I know,
you have to write on each one and then you
do something with a maybe freeze one, maybe dry one,
burn one, maybe maybe burn one. Anyway, I've never heard
it before, and something about the very madness of.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Its nuts has appealed to absolutely nuts.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
I love it. Well, we'll be doing it and then
we'll check in and we'll share with our listeners our results.
So mine's going to be new car, which I want,
But what I really want is to be able to
get rid of my old car with minimum effort more
than I want a new car. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (52:30):
Marketplace?
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Oh, when I was thinking of torching and burning roadside.
I can't go through facebook market cars. It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, but how drive into a river? Put a brick
on the accelerator and off at pops. Oh, let's do that.
That's fine. We'll go out north Headline. We'll go out
there to King Lake. We'll get it done.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Don't say King Lake. Why is that the guy?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
No? Oh, isn't it's a cop pular No, no, no,
wh I'm going to ride on the bay leaf find him.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
So Peter's mum, you know, she's just camping up north
at a place called bright in the High Country, which
is next to Porpunka. Jse Freeman Country. She said, there's
a lot of theories around.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
You know.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
They've started looking for him again. A couple of locals
said to her that they had seen him of the Yes,
one of them recons that he got away. He said,
while they were all looking up the mountains, what they
should have been doing is looking at the river, because
he was apparently an expert, an expert what would you
(53:50):
call that rower? Anyway, one of the awesome and then
the other one saw him and doing what Ree said,
I don't know, but saw him somewhere out bush and
Marie said to him, did you tell the police? And
he said no, this is very interesting in a small town,
(54:13):
like in a small town, a Laura Barding town. It's
not like a it's not an full of outlies, but
there seems to be maybe a feeling that the narrative
that and it was terrible, terrible, amazing. We love it
when it's a part of our neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
It's very true.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
True.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
I'm sorry what you know what I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Literally well is connected to it.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Let me say this, do you really think if the
cops are looking for him in the mountain, they're doing
press conferences the day before saying we're looking for him
in the mountain? I call bullshit on that they're doing
something else and that's distraction to make him think that
they're looking for him in the mounta. Okay, so the
other I saw that press conference and thought, while they're
clearly doing something, one of the other locals is very
(55:06):
boring for anyone that's not from Victoria.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
I think the whole world knows about Desisi Freeman, don't they?
The world? O world? You know, by the time, by
the time what's his own that brilliant pod maker makes
a pod about him.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Will do you reckon he's a buckhead?
Speaker 2 (55:23):
He could be he'd love the cooking.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
He's a cooker, he'd loved.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
It a cooker. But some other guy reckons that they
heard a shot an hour or so after it went down.
And there's another theory that the cops killed him, hid
the body, and that the whole search has been a distraction.
I say you're in we cook them because quite frankly,
(55:47):
the cops would have been totally justified from their point
of view in shooting a guy who'd shot two of them. Well,
so why would they have to hide it? I agree
with you anyway? What is he'd better be writing on Bailey?
Speaker 3 (56:00):
What a buck?
Speaker 2 (56:01):
What a bat?
Speaker 3 (56:03):
For a money?
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Another one?
Speaker 3 (56:07):
It's an odd dad. It's just a very daddy text.
Is a dad intel combined with a bit mumsies.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Okay, last week we had a very mummish text from dad.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
All Right, we're repeating, Ah, what's going on with Dud's.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Oh my goodness, Well they're all you know they you
know how they treat prostate cancer female hormones?
Speaker 3 (56:27):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yeah? Which is madness. I believe I'm not a doctor here.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
That fellas you're going to get your prostate check. Then
you're gonna start sending texts.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Out of people gifted amateur Lunch's great.
Speaker 3 (56:39):
With me, looking forward to the day. The week's okay,
next week. He's very busy. All vehicles are getting immobilizer's
fitted and added security against theft. Got the idea from
cousin Terry, who has one in hers. Two neighbors that
are in hospital, one serious astrology complaint, the other keeps
falling down. Nothing wrong with me, just about to go walkies.
It's a bit cooler now it's a.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
Text wrong has astrology complaint.
Speaker 3 (57:05):
Think it's a typo.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
I think it's a dad astrology.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
It's a dad typo.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
Maybe it's a joke. Are uranus?
Speaker 3 (57:19):
How did you? Absolutely? Is that?
Speaker 2 (57:21):
Oh my goodness?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
And astrology is the bar? And you know how men
are with the butt? Yeah, I don't like but stuff. No, no,
well don't they Well the ones I know do.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Peter, Peter won't it. Can't have it that sort of talk.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
I'm sorry, but I am stealing this random dad. Astrology
is the best terminology the butt I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
I love it. Astrological.
Speaker 3 (57:51):
I am so bucked.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
I'm bucked. You know what we had. I hardly got
to talk to you, Sash. That's how I like. The
Buckup podcast is hosted by me, Kate Langbrook and him
Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio
and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call
(58:17):
him Jack. And Dom Evans, Oh we're lucky.
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