Coming out to the rug man

• Denim overalls 
• Pride cometh before a fall
• Someone's got a fatty liver 
• Text from mum

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off with the knees,
then gift you a pair of yasies. And that, my friends,
is why you always always need a buck up.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey ball came to the backhead matching today, bad jacket.
What's cute as I've got you overall? Do you?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
No one rocks and overall more in my life than
Caitline Brooks.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, how funny because his signature.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Look.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I went to see my ninety year old mother. Oh no,
she came to our house for the party, the big
twenty first, twenty first white, and she said to my
girlfriend Alice, And you know, my girlfriend Alice is often
not on board what I'm wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh I didn't know that. She said to me, thank
you for saying it to me, like I should know that. Well,
you know how Alice hates what I were?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, yeah, no, see the way you've paraphrased it is
already wrong. I don't even know who you are. Haven't
introduced you? And if I who you are? And already
you're paraphrasing things and yeah, hello Kaitline, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
The loud clapper. Oh she's a loud clapper. CARLAO brother La,
I get all your friends really has defended all of
them really loud. Sorry, Alice and Carla, what.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
About do you know who that one is over there?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
In terms of clapping volume?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, in terms of being my friend, I.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Think that Sunday. No, that's your daughter.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Fridd the greatest producer in the tired producer, very tired
because she's working triple job, triple jobs, triple job. Did
you say she's doing?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Also dog walking she's doing.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
She's working in the kitchen shop. She's servicing day and night.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I saw at Red Rooster the other day.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Through Anyway, my girlfriend Alice, who once said to me
just just just tell me she goes, I'd like to
know what's wrong with elegant, she said to me. I'm like,
it's not me, it's not me. Anyway, my mother said
to Alice, you know the next.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Time that you're helping clear out Keith's wardrobe, I'd like
to have a look at things. I never get them.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'd like a pair of those are and aliceaid, there's
a big pause and she's like, what's she going to say?
Like a pair of those of those denim overalls she wears?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Your mom wants your clothes? My ninety year old mother
that's go through things.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Going to wear a pair of denim overall from from
my cast off over it?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Anyway? I think it was after that that I had
to purge them by buying a new pair.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Did you give them to her?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
No? No, I haven't given them to her.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'm not too sure. Who do you think is the
oldest person to ever wear denim overall?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay? Men? An old American who works in a in
a gasty.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I've never seen a nana rocket overalls.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Maybe maybe if you had one who was like a potter,
you know, someone would.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Have a gardening a gardening out, yes, yes, yes?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Correct? Or a bit artie.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
How does your mom feel about booths? Because I'm telling
you when we kicked.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Off, that's right, it touched and noise we.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Hit a booth. Nerve people love the booth?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Do that? People love a booth? Everyone loves everyone loves
a booth. The side of a booth.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, which is well, you.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Know the half booth where I think it's a bank.
It where there's cheers on one side, cheers and then
someone gets the good cushioned bankket side.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
You know on my kitchen table, there's on one side
there's individual chairs, but on the other side is like
the leather pew thing. Is that what it's called the bank?
I do believe, is it?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Anyway? It's a half boot.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Tina buckhead. Tina, just on the importance of the booth,
She says, our local, our local sushi train has seats
at the train and regular booths. H they have one
v P booth that has a curtain to block out
all the other riff raff and the regular booths. What

(05:02):
did a sushi train that's a curtain? What does the
train stop by the curtain?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
If I have to pull the curtain back to then
come out of my booth, grab my sush on your
booth and yelled back to the people in the booth.
Green plate or yellow plate?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
How much?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
How much money that's still last? You've got two gray
plates already.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
We clapped probably too much when we got the curtain booth,
because that was four years ago and we haven't had
it since. Yeah. Oh la, imagine getting barred from the
booth because you were just too excited to be too
keen to the booth.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Do you know what they would have thought that you
were mocking them. Ah, they would have not understood your
unbridled joy.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Last weekend I finished my Homebody tour. Oh my here
and there and everywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Cracking the gags in the country.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Nothing makes me more nervous than an anonymous buckhead. What
an anonymous buckhead finish my show in Sydney A lovely time.
One of the front of house crew comes backstage and says,
someone left this for you. They said, they'll know what
this is. And it was a little treasure box of oh,
a beautiful little gold bag. I think I reckon this.

(06:18):
Maybe this part maybe for you. I thought that was
a letter. That's just a bit of cardboard. What is
it for you? This is from an anonymous Sydney buckhead.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh it's a pineapple, pineapple, pineapple. Oh, it's a zippy
coin purse, plastic pineapple.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Oh, I don't know where it's from.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Totally an there's a little two K too, Nah, it's
too sharp.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
There was vegimie pizza shapes, vegimie. You ate them, they're
they're they're at home. But this is where I guess. Yeah,
two curly warlies.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh you terrible person.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, so thank you to Anonymous bike heads for this
beautiful gift. Backstage, it's very lovely. I had a very
early fight the next day. I set my alarm five
minutes before the Uber came up Uber Airport.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Making it that yeah hard.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I got it down to a minute.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
And you're better at the heart out than the hearty.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh I've heard that too, if you're and Cody been texting,
have a little nap on the planes ninety minutes. But
then I was just I was starving, and I slept
through the bit where they went through, and so I'm
so hungry. Those two curly whirlies in that anonymous present

(07:39):
zipped open my backpack and had the two curly whirlies
at like seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm clapping that.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
You know why.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You've actually done me as solid because you would have
beaten her. I've had a devastating week. Oh well, actually
it was the week before because it was just before
Sunday's birthday and I had got you know, what pride
cometh before a fall? I was all cocky. I did

(08:08):
Joel Creasy Show and I was talking to him about
how I'd been at a chemist and there was a
woman in a mobility scooter waiting for drugs in front
of me, and I'm like, lady, why are you waiting
for those drugs? They're not helping you obviously, Yeah, yeah, right.
She was happy, one of those happy mobility scootered people
where they're like, you can tell some of them, Yeah,

(08:30):
of course some of them are not happy. But what
it was she was happy.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
We love that, and she was on for a chat.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
She was having a great time, nice woman whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Having a ball.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I was too cocky.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
You went in too hot.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I was just way too cocky about myself.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, you kicked off the chat with a gag about
her not being able to walk, so you were you
went in strong.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I don't think I did anyway. Whatever. My point was,
I'm into, as you know, natural remedies, and I believe
that there's something nature to heal.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
There we go, right, what's and what's what's the answer
to this one? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'm all okay, all right to mobility scooter. I know
I don't. I haven't analyzed her. She hasn't come in
for a consultation. But now I've really learned my lesson.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Surprised you're in a chemist at all. To be fair,
you know what, I'm.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Unhappy about being in there. You get some eye drops,
mysteriously itchy eyes, and they made me wait to see
the chemist, right, and this chemist was so engrossed with with.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
With mysteriously itchy eyes as opposed to the non mysterious eyes.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
That was really weird, and they sort of hung around.
I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I tried.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I made eye drops with Manuka honey. They normally on
your eyeballs. Yeah, on my eyeball. I did, I did.
I did buy car, but I was doing salt washers
and it would just keep coming and going. And at
some point Peter kept saying to me, doctor doctor, Okay,

(10:08):
I'm like, I won't see a doctor. I'll see who
believes they're the next best thing, pharmacists, right, And so
I went to see him and I was just racked.
I was not happy about being in there.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
You couldn't see because of all the honey in your
eyes were just getting chased by a bear.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Anyway, and he didn't give me substantial I chased it
because of the honey. Yeah, you know, anyway, I've fixed
my eyes before with Manuka honey I dropped. By the way,
my mother in law told me about it years ago.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
How long have we been cooking this one? Cook again? Please?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Hey, this was a terrible misunderstanding. My mother in law, Marie,
is not on board with me and my natural remedies
at all. However, she told me about Manuka honey i
drops and I was like, oh, that's incredible.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
So I went home. I googled how to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I sterilized a dropp her, I boiled water or whatever,
put them in and they seem to work. And then
I said to Marie the next time that we were speaking,
I said, the Manuka honey eye drops. I said, when
you boil the water, do you put them in warm
or do you put them in in cold? I wasn't
sure what to do.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
She said, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I said, the Manuka honey eye drops. She goes, you
don't buy them. You don't make them.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
You buy them God, buy them from the chemists buy them.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well I didn't know that, and.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
They probably called Manuka honey eye drops and.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
There's nothing full of delicious eye healing chemicals.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Did you put on a crumpet with cream.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Anyway? Why was I telling you anyway? So then I
was waiting for some blood tests to come back, and
I had to get all these blood tests.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Done because of you itchy eyes.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
No, it's a long story, but basically, my husband, well,
which I take as an act of love, he wants
to reduce my life insurance, which I can sit the
positive because if we were one of those couples where
the woman was going to mysteriously done that, honey, I'm sorry,
but they've always taken out more life insurance.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
This is very odd timing the barcads. No, you told
us two weeks ago your husband wants to take you
to a mountain for a walk, and now he's talking
to you about life insurance, reduicing, reducing, reducing my life
something about this is very episode one. This is episode one.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm blawing this down so that when in the event
of my death, when you pivot into a true crime podcast,
I will be the first case.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
We'll shoot up the charts too annoyingly AE hundred.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It'll be the best thing that I've ever done for you,
is my untimely demid anyway, My this is so tedious,
but I have I have life insurance and I have
to pay more of a premium because I had when
I first got it, I had.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I love it all. I'm so invested.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I had fatty liver disease, did you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Which is just how did you get rid of that?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well? This is what I now believe. You're grounding you
into all the things I've been doing, all the things
blue tongue maybe, but mainly just my intimate fasting. My question.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Please, what's the symptom of a fatty liver? No?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
None, no, none, until then you, I think, get liver
cancer and die.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Okay, that's okay, a bad one. That's that's the ultimate one.
But along the way, why did you get tested for?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because I got I didn't. I got tested to get
the life insurance years ago, and I have to pay
a premium, an extra premium.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Because I've got this stupid liver and also.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
The terrible name of it. Right anyway, So I said
to Peter, I must go and get that done again,
because I think I fixed my fatty liver.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
It's the worst changed the name of it now because.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
It's so prevalent, so dumb, like the way then changed
name of leprosy.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Well, it feels like it went on. I'd love to
have leprosy if it was called something else.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Just now I think it's called like what Lawson's disease,
Hunter's disease.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, that's what you got, Hunter's disease. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Anyway, So this was so many years ago, and it's
always been annoying every time we have to pay insurance, Peter,
it's like you've got to get rid of that extra.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
In your liver.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
So I got all these blood tests done and in
fact I talked to our mate Ash Williams dad, who's
a great doctor. Okay, he's based between Noosa and the
south of France. He always seems to be, you know,
on the move.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
And he did all.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
These blood tests and I came back with some bad results.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Not terribly bad leprosy, sorry.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hunter disease, okay, adjacent to bad had things. And he said,
this is the sort of thing if you don't rain
it in now, oh yeah, things will go bad. No, No,
my eyes are perfect now, especially after I got those
drops from the cast that like cleaned it up. Tickitty boo,
then I did put in some manooka anyway, so and

(15:20):
not diabolical. But he said, what's your diet? Like you
have a good and I well, this is what I thought,
because I cook a lot. We don't eat real food,
but we do eat real food. But then I realized
how terribly I've blown out in my eating.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
And I realized because growth.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
On Mother's Day, I came home to in between my
mum and Peter's mum, I came home to a surprise
on my bed which was from Artie number three.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
And it was so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
It was a tray he'd put on the bed with
a vase of flowers, a beautiful card he'd Marrie coming through,
and all my fate for it.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Treats Yum popcorn that.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
He had noticed that I eat. Yeah, And when I
saw them all laid out together, I've got to tell you,
it was unbelieved. So it was so And there they
were mint slice, biscuits, Yum, three packets, beautiful milky bar, chocolate,

(16:23):
the big family block keep that, Yep, TV snacks, the sticks,
the sticks two boxes underrated, Yeah, underrated, but also overpriced
often till they're on sale. But now anyway, there was
so many things on there that I was like, how
does he know that about me?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
He saw the rappers in the bed and yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
I realized I've just been like a feral pig after
dinner every night of just and Peter said to me
when I got these blood results, and I said, oh, no,
it's no good, it's no good.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
And even had the even brought it to your bed,
your favorite eat them.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
It was so and so. But it was a mirror
held up to me because then Peter said to me,
I didn't want to point out to you that the
other night after dinner, you ate half a box of Splits. Splits,
those icy ice creams with the ice cream in the
middle on the old school, old school very good if

(17:29):
you've got four kids, and delicious like a redskin a
great ice block.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Thinking about them, I can't.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
And then I went through my phase with that. Lewis
and I shed a buying weeese. Mango bares the ultimate
ice cream. But that wasn't enough of me. I had
to get to mango and Macedamia.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Cody loves them more than anything.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
One day I ate a whole box of four in
the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Why not, I'm believing why not you got you've got
to feed yourself and your liver.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
It had crept up on. Oh, sash, you enjoying this
too much?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Well, I'm prodding and poking because I think you look great.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
No, no, it's not about looks. But also I kind
of realized I was like feeling a bit like blouse.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Before the blood test results, before the tray.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, just before the blood test results. Okay, I was
just not thrilled with myself within a week of having
to tighten up. Now my tightening up is is probably
someone else's blowout, but for me, it's it's probably one tense.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
What was the blood results? Did you tell me what
the blood result?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I didn't tell you, But one was, so my mum's
diabetic and my grandma was diabetic, right, and so I
have metabolic syndrome, right.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Which means does this mean you can get the You
know I could.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
If he said, if you keep going the way you're going.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Would have would that fix it? Fix what? I don't know?
But don't it meant for people.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Like and I had an elevated liver enzyme And he said,
there's nothing wrong with you that losing some weight wouldn't feed.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Oh, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Who cares?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
But doctors always say that life and now, because of course,
because of the insurance fraud that my husband's thinking perpetrating
with my death in the Himalayas, I have to get
fit as well.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Do you really have to get fit? Kind of just
like get you up that mountain in a different way,
like he has a box of TV snacks and it
just leaves a little.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Get your decent like Hansel and Gratchel.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Well, speaking of food, I'm going to be with you here.
Oh it was Tody was away and they have not
sponsored this. They have not sponsored the pod R. Cadbury
have brought out a whole line of new chocolates. Maybe
Buckheads know about this, and we know how we love
a chat on this point about sugar and blah blah.
They have two new flavors that I'm telling you are

(20:12):
so unbelievably good. Really, I had both all done in
two days. Family block, really two blocks, two separate family.
One's a Crembulat flavor cremper lash so good.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Has it got crispy.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Crispy crunching it cream and it's like a caramel flavor.
It's got everything's got everything in it. Everything. Oh my,
Cabri have not sponsored this, but I'm telling you. And
the other one was like raspberry cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Or something, raspberry cheese, some.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Sort of berry. It is O god good, it's up there.
It's up there with an O G. Cadbury. Oh, I'm
telling you have been no good. They are nailing it.
Oh my. And there's all these other ones I've to
get onto.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Okay, all right, well, I'm very happy.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Maybe my liver is fast.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I've got to go on restrictions.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Please don't. Life's about literal.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
For three months and then he's going to take the
levels again.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
What does it? What does this mean matter? What?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Well, okay, I have to context your eyes. So he
the way he said it to me, there's.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Twenty one meals in a week.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Wow, nineteen of those. You have to have no cheap
carbs as he called them. Yes, no sugar, no potato,
no rice, no blah blah, no no good things. And
the rest of the time, and I went, I was going, oh, straightaway,
you know, mare carnival. He goes, and I don't want
to hear any rubbish about going carnival. Orgaft. Oh you know,

(21:47):
so if you're cutting out anyway, whatever, So I go
nineteen twenty one, he goes the nineteen twenty one rule,
the nineteen twenty one you can have two meals where
you whatever second rules. Last week I literally went out
every night, not on purpose. I just had stuff on
every single night.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Lady about town.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Really hard to explain to them in a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
To scream out, what is fatty seventeen? Did you get
the booth? Just having a fatty liver get you the booth?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
You know when they come over and go there are
any diet trees? Yes, yes, yes, nineteen out of twenty one.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
That's too many. It's too many.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, but this is but I want to see if
I can get a result.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Do you know me? I'm for fifteen.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
If you've been good one.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
For nineteen, then you automatically know.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I'll be sliding back to quick question that bluckheads and
I want to know these other two twenty twenty one, Yeah,
why we go hard?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I went Saturday dry Saturday night, I wreaked carnage in
a restaurant I left. I was eating things that weren't
even dead.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I was actually so you can go hard.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, well, like I said, and weirdly he said this
right when he was talking about my liver. And he goes,
and you know, I'm not a very big drinker, right,
although you know what I think I have that conno
lure has probably done me.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Anyway, you're a drunk and fatty liver.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Correct, He goes, a lot of people, get it, who
drink a lot. But he goes, it's very prevalent. Now
it's you know, seed oils blah blah blah blah blah. Anyway,
And I said, oh, well, I don't drink much wine anyway,
I'm happy to not. He goes, No, no, you can
have wine.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
They all say that, do they do? Are always like
and there on that. Yeah, no more, no more, no
more information needed.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Isn't that bizarre?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Or you heard you can have wine twenty one out
of the twenty one. I don't think twenty one out
of twenty one including breakfast.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
It's ten o'clock somewhere. Anyway, I've been so despondent. No,
it's been really hard. Not not just the first three days,
which are always hard if you're giving stuff up, but
just generally the blow to my.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Reals no, my ego as a as a self healer,
as a self healer, but a self healer who's been
living on junk.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Food and who has a cheese popcorn addiction.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
How the food on the tray go by the way?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, I might have smuggled the family block of milky
Bar into my second bedside drawer and had a little goer.
There's about half that block leg good, but I haven't
touched any of the others good, and I have to
regift to the other kids in the family.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, because I told you no, how our place has stairs,
and I thought when moved in, well, this will be
the end of like naughty food at night, because once
you go to bed, you're gone upstairs. You're very I
don't need you anymore. I've got the we've got the
bathroom upstairs, got the TV like we've just we've got
we're upstairs now. But you know what, guess what doesn't

(25:16):
stop you go? Sometimes we go? You know what, No,
I'm not done. And when you go to bed downstairs
and what do.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
You stas.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Like a monster. I'll have my shoes standing standing in
the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Oh no, that's not pleasurable. If you're not eating in bed?
Are you? Even? Are you? Haven't you graduated to eating
eating bed?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'm saying this is sometimes even after that, I'm.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Putting it out to the buckheats. Everyone who lives upstairs,
who has an upstairs, which I do not recommend, by
the way, it's a lot of work to go to story.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
There's just like our place isn't big, by the way,
it's just got stairs.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
And we're not communists. You don't need to explain why
you live in a palatial match with flights of stairs
and stuff. You don't need to explain you're allowed.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
But it's never told the buckheads that I have a billionaire.
I've got like seven properties.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
You know? Oh me waite anyway, what so you will?
That's what makes you got in bed?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Scuttered down? Yes, he's you, he's he's got the yeah,
cup of tease him. He thinks it's less junk if
you transfer it to a little plate. Yes, I agree,
a little plate of something. Something.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
I always say to the kids, cup of tea in
a little never out of the bag. Always you always
put the chips in a bowl.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Do you put McDonald's on a plate? Oh no, that's
like hot people do this. People come home.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I can't even get it at home. Feels a plate
in my car. I can't wait till I get home.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Families do that. They get the chippy thing and they
do that thing on the plate. I think when it's interested.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I think it's always nice to can't onto a plate.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
And I'll tell you this, McDonald's. If you're listening, you're
listening to us. McDonald's. We rarely get it, but I
get it. Love the mcflurry, love the mcfire.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
What flavor?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I do the eminem mcflurry, But then I also ask
for extra sauce mixed in.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Oh really what flavor?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Saw caramel?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Right?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah? Taking notes, this is going to be.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Out of the twenty one sash. I never had to
make flurry.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
The plastic spoon. I knew she would never have had
a flowering wooden spoons. Oh yeah, terrible, awful, terrible, What
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
She did the same thing, and I haven't felt the
same way about them.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Bring back the white plastic makers spoons. They made things
taste better.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Shape of them. Yo Chi had the beautiful, the big
spoon sig spoon in the world. And also, you know what,
why are we falling for that scam.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
This is the one thing.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I'm with you, a scam.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I do things in my life that are good for
the future that is not one of give me my spoons.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
And also literally everything is made of plastic everything, and
give up drinking straws and see the world. Shut up
your plastic peddling mother fis. Everything in your store is
made of plastic. We can't buy a food stuff that's
not contaminated with BPA's BPB And now you're telling us

(28:38):
to give up the one plastic thing that's pleasurable. I
don't think so.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Have you had some sweets today before we get to
the twenty first, because everyone wants to hear about the
twenty first, the big twenty first Sunday twenty first. Yeah,
this is a little funny giggle for the for the

(29:04):
homo buckheads listening.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Homo or homo homo homo homos okay, the homoes.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
This question often happens to the gaysh more of the
gay men, but you know, maybe the lezo's as well.
When you need to decide if you can be bothered
coming out, it happens a lot.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Is it easier to stay in.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Sometimes it's just easier to not come out in a
little micro chat. Oh yeah, like we've got a micro meeting.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
You know, a couple of guys on the radio like that.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Oh okay, well no, that's a bit bigger.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I meant they're not coming out.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
But I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about going out.
They're talking like this exact story. Can we pump you
some sugar?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
No, I can't have it. I'm so weak like a kitten.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
You're going to do really well on the mountain. Faith.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
You know what if he decides to off me, I
just hope he does. It started the trek, that's.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
True, the last couple of days of your life on
this earth walking up a hill.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Imagine if I wanted to go riding up into that altitude.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Sent me in an article, Dizzy get the blood.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Nose trying to put me off. You know, she's so
amused by the thought of me doing it, telling me
about the guy in Everest who was poisoning people money
to get airlifted off the mountain, and he was getting
a clip of the airlifts, and Sash said, Oh, I
hope that doesn't happen to you. And I said, I
hope it does. I'd love to get airlift.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
To get the hunt virus wherever it's called.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yes, the latest plan, say it wrong? Yeah, no Hunt,
I kind of you bother talking about that.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
No one can well come on, I know that I
speak on behalf of a lot of buckheads when I
say every time the little hunt of virus story popped up,
I thought, wonder what Kate's thinking about?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
What do you think you should be thinking it too?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
He does speak farmer. He doesn't let me get involved
in the drama of it all. So I'm all like, oh, like,
I like to dispise things up at a moment, and
he's like, it's been around for no, no, no, no,
there's fifty different variants. It's everywhere all the time. It's fine,
you have to be with prolonged contact for it. And
he shoots my excitement down of drama.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's why you're happy with me than with him, isn't
that true?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Where all right? Well, I want to go do the
buck up.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
God gave us friends. Yes, so we can tolerate our husband.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
We can bathe in the drama of it all. This
is gread. Might not be real.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
He'd be devasting, might not be real, But I think
he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I think I saw someone say that there was that
really mysterious way that Jean Hackman died in his apartment
with his wife. I think I saw somewhere that Jean
Hackman and his wife were both in their nineties and
they were found and they both died. Yeah, and we
were both passed away from some time at well, not

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really a buck up.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Animals involved, Well, there was just.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Some unfed dogs, I think. Yeah, yeah, I don't think
they were involved.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Hang on, what do you mean unfeed?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Okay, oh my god, what have I done? That's my
own fault. I mentioned that virus, and here we are.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I know, because I would think if there were dogs
and they had been feed.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah, maybe that's what the story was referring to. But
I saw a thing. It might not be true or not,
because who knows what. The algorithms show us that she,
the wife, died of the virus which was a hunter
of virus. But he he didn't, but she was his
care and then sad things happened because she was not around.

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How grim is that?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Goodness?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
That's a movie. That's a movie right there. Make that
movie after I make the one about you dying on them?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, that's because that's another true crime podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Our new pod is going to be It's going to God,
what are you going to call it?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Now? This is the question. I would like to think
that somehow it's named after me, not directly, but in perpetuity.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Okay, you mean the Kate Laine Brooks story. Better one,
but better?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, something I'd like to know what the name is?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
What about this? Because you know you constantly like you
and I aspire a bit and you like to argue
your points and you get them across very well. What
about the hill you really did die on? Perfect? AnyWho?
So in life as a gay, do you come out
or not? In a micro meat.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
That's hard to make, that decision to make.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
It happens to uber drivers. You know you're never going
to see them again? Do you correct them? But that's
what I thought, Maybe I need to correct because chance
we're going to see each other again. It happens a
lot to the gaze.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
And with women. I think, so it's flirting with woman.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Oh no, no, not at all. Oh no, no, when
would I be flirting with a woman.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I didn't mean you you obviously obviously about sugar DEDs.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Okay, No, I.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Mean you as in generic you, some handsome homo who's
got some baby doll making google eye.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I reckon. I reckon. Girls get little crushes on Cody.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Oh, they totally.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
When we're out and about sometimes I'll clock.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
And also, because you know he's complete absence of personality,
women find.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
That so aloofness.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
It really, it's like that dead inside. We love it.
We love it. We're always like I can make him
come alive in the dabler.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
No, I reckon. You two kicked off the other week.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
We had a lovely time.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Yea, I was looking over go and hang on us.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
What were we talking about?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Hands off man?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I don't know, had a beautiful time.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
You were kicking off age? Why not you know, when
like your partner or a friend, when there's a cross pollination. Yes, yes,
yeah stoked they get along, But then it does hit
a point after a little bit where you're like, I
needn't know what you're talking about now, I want to
come over.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't think so. I used to have a dream
that if I died prematurely, oh sush, that Peter would
marry Sash.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Actually I had a dream about it one night. Yes,
it made me really happy.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
At that point.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I had four little kids, and Sashid no thinks I'm
not interested. Five five man just knows she didn't want
four kids, plus the grieving husband, and plus her own
blended family so many.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Anyway, the carpet man's over the carpet. Remember how you
again said, the people that own the house before you
are awful people, aful people. You hate their decisions, you.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Hate were they very beige?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
It's gray carpet. It's disgusting discussing doctor works.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
In an interior a slate on one wall.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Dark gray carpet, dark ice, white walls. Wow, no, thank you,
it's like wow, it's it's like a showroom that has.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
A right okay, yeah, a bit bleak, a bit emotionally bleak.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Do you know me? I need a color, Yeah, you
need a color. Mabulous carpet man's doing this, doing that.
Measure what I want of him though the laser. He
just points a laser and it measures the wall. Give
me that.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh he doesn't have to get down.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
And I thought we're going to be here for a while.
He was just doing that, you know that whistle that they.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Just laser in a way trading with I'm so happy
the trade.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I would be too if I had a laser that
measured things.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
You know whathe else it's a very sad is fine
life because as opposed to the what we do soft
handed you know, Lily lived pin pushing boy boards.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Sitting right here in the world.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
They can see what they have done in a day,
do you know. They build the work, build the world,
and it's got to be some kind of satisfaction to that.
Sasha and I were talking about when she was working
in the kitchen shop. There's something nice about a job
that's finite, that you can measure, and then at the
end of the day you shut the door with some

(37:34):
of their secret takings in your pocket and out your skip.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
You want to tell people to garden, I'm not going
to do it, but same things. They're very good for
your mental health.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
You can see the fruits of your little give us
a sound effects.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Away.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I think you need to mix up your sound. I
need a new sound effect. You need a new sound effect. Yeah,
I'm not happy the carpet man, but we need to
bring our a new sound favorable of that fine one.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, we've been most amis. This could be a message later.
This is a production meeting.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
No, no, but our listeners will be yes.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
The sky, fist pumping the sky.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Okay, So, carpet man, can I ask a question before
you proceed any further?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
His laser out, laser up?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Is there a photo of you two on your wedding
day in.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
A room that doesn't have carpets? We didn't see it.
We're also very new to the place, so we've got
a lot to do. No, no, I'm saying there would
be more to come.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Everyone and her on our wedding day. Yeah, got them.
We never got them printed.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
My favorite photos of Cody and I are on our
wedding day.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
There's this other ones, right, but there are photos of
you together.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
There's so many.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
So tell me about the carpet man. Oh yeah, well,
I just I'm setting this saying.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Okay, all right, Yeah, he didn't go into the rooms.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Because I would would do a lot of coming out.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
For you one million percent. And I just thought by
general demeanor, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
The pair of you going at it on your honeymoon
for it.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
I was looping that. I was looping a video on
the TV.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Now you can't look me in the eye.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
That was it. I was trying to think of what
he could see because I was like, yeah, it's a
really good point about it. What did he see? He
doesn't have anything he's because it's just the stairs and
the two anything.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
But it was so neat. Wasn't that a giveaway?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
You love using the word neat with gaze.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Everyone does neat?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yes, gays are neat? Yeah, straight man and neat sometimes,
aren't they. It's you're a.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Whole different level of neat? Am I right?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Coat Cody's neat?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
You're also neat?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Neat with me physically, you know, if Cody's not there.
We've spoken about this on the way.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
It's very tidy when I'm not when I'm alone, Okay,
but you weren't alone the car.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
This is quite a story and it's really not worth
the Sonali the road, the pup have gone there.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
And this is always we always enjoyed the road. Let's travel.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
After a long chart, he said, come in because I
don't want you choosing a color without the wife. We
don't want to start a drama. So the two of
you are going to come down. Because he only had
three or four samples and didn't like any of them anyway,
and you've got to talk to the wife because she's
getting classic women like the color you're choosing. So you've
got to come down with the wife and double choose

(40:36):
the color so I can get the quote right for you.
And in that moment you still do I say, I
don't know what do you do here?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Gin? I want what did you do?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
I said, uh huh okay, I chose not to. I
could have been bothered color.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Well, when Cody comes down, I've got a week ready
if he is. Oh, I love his first drag show.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Oh, I'll just.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Give Cody a week and some lipstick. We've got to
go to carpet court. Oh, I love it.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
The most innocent, beautiful man in the world.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Know that I was a lovely man.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
He was a lovely man also, truly, who could meet
you and not know you're like, really, I could not
know cares we're talking?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
You know why you were doing your we're talking carpet?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Tell me trade voice, give me a straight voice.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Okay, I would come so you'll need Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
What's this room? Is this sixteen meters? You wanted to
go into that entrance way as well?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah? Jrot that down, Yeah, hook that up right, Yeah,
that is okay, that is a good carpet. This is
where her husband. How do you think I told.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
So?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Maybe he was toying with me. Who knows?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
You know, what did you go for?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
You know, to go for all wool? Because he's the
thing that I'll throw in. I am by no means
of celebrity, even though I did, I'm a celebrity. Get
me out of here. I would say, d at best
right down the rings of the letters. But every now
and then someone does toy with you a little bit.
Every now and then, are you from they'll throw in that.
The guy that the posted the other day for the

(42:33):
first time was like, hey, you're that guy from that? No,
you know, every now and then someone not I don't
think carpet man. Obviously not, obviously not. But was he
being funny then when he said about the wife. No, okay,
like wink wink, I.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Know he's a carpet guy. He's not a Canadian, do
you think car I'm going to try some new material.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
So I'm married to a woman and we've got to
go down to the carpet shop soon together to choose
the car.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Wait, I cannot wait hey.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
And Cody could be spelt with a y, Cody with
an I.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
E hey, mister carpet man doing what they seemed to
sing me another carpet.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
This is that room we want carpet in?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
We get What sort of carpet would you like?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
That's a good question. I've got to speak to these
what we're going up top of the range because this
is for.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
My feet because at the start sheds a lot that.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
We're dealing with that with the wool rug downstairs.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Oh yes, it sheds.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
It sheds a lot. But never been a big carpet boy,
and a lot of the places we've always rented were
very non carpety. I mean I've got into this place, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
And once especially upstairs.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Are you talking about ut?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I went, Oh, carpet's real good, it's real nice.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Peter and I have had this ongoing sort of debate
because I'm a Queenslander. We not what not necessarily necessary
wall to wall carpet. But Peter's always like it's so
cozy to lie on the floor and has wall to
wall carpet. For some reason, that's his fantasy to lie
on the floor.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Because he's going to look under the bed and see
your chocolates.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Oh no, bedside draw but t why else? Much better
than rugs in a room with Yah because he's always.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Dust ball carpet all the way, but TBC going to
the carpet shop got to go soon. We've both been
away so much full bloody put by the way, carpet man,
if you listen, they are milking this straight of moose.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
What do they say they can't get the straight?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
He says, here's the quote. But i'd be quick because
everything's going on with gas prices in a couple of
weeks and the imports, well, this could skyrocket up in
a month or two. I think you're lying to me.
The carpet the carpet quote might go up because of the.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Straits of Homewards.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I think some gay.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
I wish you'd.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Actually use the phrase straights of holl More, but it
wouldn't been confident enough. Any name that thinks that you're
straight is not saying straights of hormones.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
He blamed the the your fatile gas market. That the
quote very yes, well, I think they use that for everything. Gus,
you'd need to make my carpet.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
No, I think to bring it up.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
A very good question.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
We don't know that rhetorical okay, okay of the year.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
The twenty first Happy Birthday Sunday.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Was a brilliant party. Brilliant ended up.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Being so good. Yes is her is Sunday?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Saying that, yes Sunday. Actually, everybody's saying that what we want.
Everyone's saying that Sash came.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Early, who catered me?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Okay, but not just me actually, so you know, we
had that misunderstanding about the I couldn't understand what she wanted. Anyway.
It turns out that our friend who she babysits for,
she told him when he was driving her home what
she wanted, and he said to me, demure. Demure was

(46:35):
apparently also how my personality had to be in the
week when I was trying on the new personality how
to go it was all right, But apparently in my
speech I talked too much about turning up in the
star room at Peter's school and giving the greasy eyeball
to other female teachers who I believe wanted to Possibly

(46:59):
I shouldn't have said in my speech, but it was
fun It was funny, but demurr is not funny.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Do I like about this story? Not many mums say speeches. No,
well Peter, don't do they' it's not I'm not saying
it's the right decision, you know, I'm saying Traditionally Dad
has a yap and he has a bit of a
cry and everyone goes on, My god, that to happen.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
But Peter doesn't like to speak publicly. He has no deal.
He said, well, I don't love it, but I'm happy
to do it.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Do it.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
You're great at it. I'm saying, I'm so happy. I'm
saying twice.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
About it, though, do you know what I mean? So
there's something to be said.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Let me quickly say this and hang on speech. I'm
not grateful for many things in my life. I should
be more grateful for more things. A couple of years
ago I realized, and you need to realize this as well.
How insanely lucky we are to not have a fear
of public speech, yes to not yes, of speaking in

(48:02):
front of people. To be able to stand up and
just say something at a table, Daddy is a yeah.
We need to be very grateful for that, because so
many people find that horrifying.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
It's true, but also when you say grateful, it's not
a gift that was bequeathed from them.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I'm not saying you're good at it, but we've burned it.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I care doing it as well.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I just feel I say to people, it's.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Really nervous, really really nervous, and just actually through sheer.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I think exhaustion with the with the nerves. It's people's
worst nightmare. I think it rates up there more than anything.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Else, more than me being pushed off a mountain, dying on.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
A mountain and speaking at a daughter twenty first.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, but you're right. I didn't even have to think
twice about it, and.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Other people would be thinking about nothing else else except
the speech.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Her girlfriend may gave a really beautiful speech, but she'd
written it out and she was reading it off her
phone and I could see a little hand and shaking
while she was reading.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
And when you're at a wedding, another little nath Valvo
hot tip.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Why not.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
No one's asked for it, but I'll give it to you.
Make your speeches so early because the people involved can
then enjoy their nights.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yes, otherwise it's over.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
They just wait, wait, they're so nervous. It's coming, it's coming.
Don't do eight or nine o'clock speeches. If it starts
at six, you do them at seven and then they
can all go and have a good night.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, very good tip, Very good tip.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
It's a great tea, very good tip.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
That deserves a sound effects on.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Which one's going to war?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Want strike it?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Are you a teacher? The sound effects.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
You've gone on strike? How will we notice the difference?
We sugar? Thinking about that? Anyway, it was a beautiful night.
Peter invited the Italian neighbors in, Actually I did. And
they've got a six year old daughter. And this is

(50:02):
so funny about little girls. When she saw Sunday, of course,
Sunday was all ready for her party, so she tongued
her hair, and she had this beautiful lace dress on,
this gray lace floor length dress. And of course to
a six year old girl, she looked like a princess,

(50:25):
So Nata, yeah, or one of them, like a princess. Stunning,
like absolutely stunning. And so Mia, the little girl is
so fixated on Sunday that she fell in love with
the whole party. She took over. She was really relentless
in making them play the chicken dance repeatedly, so much

(50:46):
so that there was almost a mutiny, and people were like,
why do they keep playing the chicken dance? Little Mia
just about anyway. She's so obsessed with Sunday that in
the week after she did with her dad, Sunday wasn't home,
but Luca was like, Maya wants to see Sunday. And

(51:07):
then the day after the party, she went around from
her house to the playground behind our house and she
was shaking the cyclone fence and literally she was yelling
out Sunday Sunday for an hour and a half and Sunday,
who was in no condition to be twenty first birthday Sunday, said,

(51:31):
I had to pull the blind down mom, just to
make a coffee in case she saw me.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah, She's like, so your princess is not easy.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Well, you understand for pop stars, like when you get
like that one d thing, when you get the young
girls early, they are so fixated like when little girls love,
we love harder and deeper and more than anybody else.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
This is so nice, an Admirah. Yeah, what did she
think of your speech?

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Mia? I don't know that was probably inappropriate now that
I think an.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Ago with you, I telling you the women to husband
to me, You're like that part of the fairy tale.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
It was, it was, yeah, it was. Everyone ended up
dancing together. It was like an Italian party. More though,
there were these this sea of like twenty year old
talking to Peter's mom who's eighty, and everyone was everyone
was what was the alcohol? Oh my goodness, So Peter

(52:39):
seen Sunday shopping for alcohol and she spent twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Of course why wouldn't she?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
And God, but we also had you.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Know, we've got a lot of booze in it.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
We have.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
I told you how much we spent on boos at
our wedding. Oh no, gother around kids. Ready, okay, so
hang on, tell us how many people? One hundred people?
And it was an open bar, but not an open bar.
We chose a couple of cocktails, right, okay?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
And okay, twenty k yeah, twenty grand, yeah, twenty grand,
twenty k on the bar. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
It's fun.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Funding anyway, So I reckon we ended up.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I don't know, we ended up probably we had so
many bottles and cans of what the next start?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
But of what when you say she spent fourteen.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Hundred, what are we going all right, considering that she
wanted things to be demure.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Yeah, she bought a lot of pre mixed things.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Her limon cello cocktail that she likes. I'm like a
can's demure. I don't consider that demure, but I couldn't
say that because I had.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
To have my new personality. You really sound like that.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I just see I'm not saying it, but thinking it.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I think it.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Anyway. So we had that a lot of prosecco, We
had apparol. We had Peter Center to get some wine.
So she got this really beautiful Italian white and red wine.
The music music she was someone was DJing. There was dancing, dance,
that was dancing. We had oysters. Our mate Noddy came

(54:26):
and helped us with the food.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
A bunch of there's a bunch of twenty one year
old smashing oysters. Yes, times of change, times have changed.
They all go out to it. Yeah, but times have
changed anyway. So we had an oyster. Yeah, oysters, not
an oyster to be seen in any twenty firsts ago mure,
I get it.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
And she likes oysters.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah, they all probably go out and eat places.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
That and Noddy had made bleanies with smoked salmon and
cream cheese and things on stiff. Yeah, what were they?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Do you call them Jimmy's?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Or yeah, on a stitch?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
And then I'd very demure.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
I'd glazed a ham, not demure, but guess what everyone
would have smashed a scaric of ham. Left mate anyway
and wet I got with those big baker bl bread
roll like big giant flower things, some of them Sunday speak, Yeah,
Sunday spin beautiful.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Did she plug the buck up? Did you plug the
buck up?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I didn't wasted opportunity me. It could be a new subscriber.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I know her and her girlfriend's but she's a she's
a buckwheat my daughter. She's thrilled with Glenn Robbins. She goes,
that's literally the best guest you've had on Oh okay,
she goes the first. She said, it's the first guest
we've had on anyway. And we had neon light.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
And who did you speak to all nights?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
No, she wasn't there all night. A boy and came
to pick her up. And why did out in the
front of the house was practically honkys like he was
when he came to the baker yeah, pacing, he finished
work and with her.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
I understand, but also you know I like that. An
early exit, though, keeps you a bit more aloof bit
more mysterious. Who was that little girl that left early?

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
That the little boy?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Who was that little bit? To introduce him to me?
She looked very pretty happy birthday. There was tension in
the air building up. It was like present. It was
like the met Gala of Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I said a sash. Imagine when she gets married. Yeah,
but it was beautiful night. It was fun and she's
been really nice to me ever since. It's a speech
text from mom My goodness, are we there already?

Speaker 3 (56:54):
They're already? Do you think anyone ever says? Thank god?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Oh? Why would you even imagine that?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I don't know, I said him. I did imagine to
believe it?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Would you begging yourself on your own podcast? You have
to neg yourself an imaginary. It was a bit of
fun saying something. It was a bit of fun.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
I'm gonna I'm in trouble with the other missus now, Oh.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
My god, do you want me to come to the
carpet still?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Oh my, I forgot to tell you that my wife
is Kateline I love it, she said, she said nothing
but Wall.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah, I said nothing but Wall. And I should say
to him, I should get him on his own.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
What was his name? Great, I forgot Graham.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
No but that Toby No, no, yeah, more than that, Yeah, Anthony.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
I'm guessing Greek or Italian? So Philip over and uncle
philing it at the other side. George, maybe George, George, George, Ok, George.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Imagine I'd take him to one side, like, George, can
you can you do me a favor?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
This is just between us.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
I'll be even a bit tearful.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Oh please do.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I'll be like George. When you come to the house,
I won't be there because I'll be at work. Can
you tell me if you see any evidence of like
another man being around? Because I've got my doubts about
I've got my doubts about my husband.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
It's the first time I've ever been interested in carpet.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
And He'll be like, and I'll say, can you, like
just in the bedroom, just see if there's like any photos.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Or while I have photos of a man i'm with,
what else can I get him to look for? I
don't want to try it on with me. I want
Cody to be home the day. We'll just say Cody's there.
Can you just go over when I'm not there? And
can you just see if there is another guy? Man? Yeah,
run from Queensland. From sitting on a computer in the

(58:56):
study doing a zoom about big farmer.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, just tell me because I've got my suspicions.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
The classic Dale of it, the classic talent.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Imagine when he has to tell me.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Kate, I've got some bad news for you. Straight. Yes,
it's from.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I didn't tell you, Dave. I had a close call
choking on a piece of chicken, didn't panic, tried not
to breathe in, move my throat a couple of time,
and dislodged it.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Close call. It's a text from Oh, I think he
was a mum. The biggest thriller than a close call.
And how do you move your throat a.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Couple of times? I don't know. I mean like, I
don't know. No, I think you were the s garlet
She just stallowed. I don't know, but it was a
close call. She nearly died.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
And you know what, your mother could die any moment,
any day. Don't forget.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
She's always preparing you for it. She choked on chicken.
I've got to prepare my kids now for the fact
that I could die and TV Snack's lying down correct
A from snacks and my fatty liver at home, or
B from falling off the side of a mountain in Nepal.

(01:00:22):
I'm so backed. You really cheered me up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
You cheered me up, sugar, Everyone cheered me up. You're
my TV.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Snow the sweetest. I'm really in love with you. Players
sound effected to note that you've got a really unusual compliment.
I think it's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Hey, next week, I'm going to tell you about my
first training session with the guy who's leading the trek
up to Huntington smart who's leading the trek to Nepal, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
What he made me do sign an insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Form physically what he made me do, and also when
I told him I don't like walking. That poor guy,
but I understand that. I know he's never heard that
before in his life. He couldn't even conceive of people
they don't like walking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I don't like aimless walking. Well, this is not aimless,
Like if I know where I'm going, there's a proper
there's the dot. I'm going to up the only way
is up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
For you and me now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
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Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
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