August 17, 2026 • 57 mins
- On the antibiotics
- Red heads are strong
- 90 Day Fiance
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Like moths out of nana's undies
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Some teenage boys.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits. The
world you see is a place of paradox of beauty
and cruelty. It will cut you off with the knees,
then gift you.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
A pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always fucker.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Buck up, ba back b.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, glad for antibiotics. Walk about.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh my goodness, she's back. I love antibiotics so much.
Why haven't I taken them for twe.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's a very good question.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
But oh the Olton John song, the bitch is back.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The beach is back, bitch hits is back.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh my goodness, Valva. And you know what, what do not?
I have been to the precipice, and I looked at
the end of the year before.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Into the abyss. Actually I didn't, did I tell you?
I can't remember what I told you, because last time
we talked, I was so sick. It was like a
fever dream.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It was a fever dream for us last summer in
the studio, was it? Can you remember anything? No? Anyway,
terrible episode?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Did I tell you that at boot camp before I
got sick. One of the guys was talking about how
his wife wasn't at boot camp, and she hadn't been
for a couple of weeks, and he said she's had RSV,
this respiratory virus, and he said she was so sick
she thought she was.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Going to die. God, right, Okay, he gave it to
you by the sounds of it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, because this was weeks you know, this was weeks ago, right,
This was weeks ago when I was still cocky because
he actually said, so make sure you get vaccinated everyone,
And I was like.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
What's not going to happen right where?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's next year, so I'm coming with you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But you met you.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, he said it to the group, obviously, he said
it to the group. No, they don't listen, idiots, they
don't listen. But I kind of like it because it
means I can talk about them and they never know.
In fact, there's one beautiful girl, Josie, who I really love,
who's friends of a friend of mine and her husband's
obsessed with this pod.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But the others don't listen, so I can say whatever
I want about them anyway. And then I had a
terrible thing where for the first time ever. I went
out to coffee with them afterwards that and I revealed
too much of who I am.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh, you can't do this. That was really terrible. I've
got to keep it at certain relationships have.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
To why because so like you know that one of
these is not like the others. Well, that doesn't just
apply to my physical prowess not being like there?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
What was it? What was the topic? When did you
lose the table? Which one things.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That I can think of at the top of my
haver you can buzz in, you can guess. You know,
I've only got three.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Three meds anti anti bee was.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Anti no, No, it was an anti big farmer but
related no, but meds no. What's in the sky that
most people? Yes? And it was about sungazing and it
was actually about some block and how some block is bad.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But unfortunately well annoying.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
One of the women has had a lot of skin
cancers come out because she lives in Australia. She's a
strawberry blonde, which I did say at one point, of
course it's different for a strawberry blonde. When I realized
I was losing the tabe, you know, she was not No,
she's not a crier. She was, she's made of sterner stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That redheads always are, Yeah, she was.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, that's it. Hell yeah, it's because if you look
at where they.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Come from, underground, the shadows popping out Scotland, Scotland.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The Scots are the toughest, most formidable people.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Is that hd That is that home for the redhead?
Is it all? I think it's all that.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I think it's all that area. Also the Irish. The
Irish are also pretty hardy because they're drunk.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well that does you know, the nose much as the hair.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
The Dutch a lot of redheads, the Dutch Vikings.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
There's redhead Italians don't. No one is.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No one is, including Italians in hardy people. Literally, Italians
start weeping and panicking if they go out with wet hair.
They have seventy words for sore throat. No one's counting
red headed Italians in this conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You just explain something to me what I've never really
been to look at my behaviors in life and who
I am as a person. A lot of the time
I put it down to being a homosexual Italian Italian. Yeah,
oh my god. And yet this is a real breakthrough moment.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But also the Italians are very fascinating because you know,
there's like a lot of people liked her. I don't
know enough about World War two, but apparently the Italians
were flip floppers in world.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
There was involvement some controversial inside. Oh my goodness, who
it is? Who is that? And who are you? I
am Italian.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Navalvo and over there eves dropping and you know, eves droppers.
Never hear well of themselves.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Any redheads in New Zealand. Lots of Scottish and.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Sasha French, lots of sports anyway, but the Italians are
some of the bravest people if you look at like
those crazy magistrates who always down south, always decide that
they're going to declare war on the mafia down south,
and you know what's going to happen to them, and
(06:17):
they know what's going to happen to them, and it
happens to them. In fact, the airport in No in
Sicily is named after two of the magistrates who were
murdered by the mafia. One they blew up his house
where his mother lived, I think, and the other one
they put a car bomb on the road like full on.
(06:40):
Now they're incredibly brave people and yet send them outside
with wet hair and they cry like little bitches.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What isn't that amazing and amazing? I made I made
some friends. I've made us uber it on Saturday night
because it was raining there war It's like three minute please.
But you know who wasn't with you raining?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
The Dutch? Because what did the Dutch say?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What do they say?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You're not made of sugar, you won't melt if you
go in the rain. Very diametrically opposed points of viewful.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You know, I always fall for anything that my algorithm
tells me to buy at night, huge bedroom purchaser, so
Tommy the other week to buy. I just fall for
everything you gotta buy. Swedish candy, Swedish Carish candy, this
new viral thing of everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh molasses.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's all like very gooey sugaries, like it almost looks
like I got like a party mix. Just sell it
at Oka must you know what?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Dime d ai E don't know? So I got a
box they sell that at It was seventy dollars Swedish candy. Okay,
it went viral. It's not my fault. Why did you
bring some in a lot of it wasn't it was
so small, the amount for seventy dollars, seventy dollars shockingly small.
But they did have one thing and I'd never had
(08:05):
it before. It was like a sherbet stick. But it
was wrapping licorice and it was delicious.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I knew licorice would have been involved y molasses. That's
why I said molasses.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's all. What sort of algo he's given you Swedish candy?
Don't want to hear? Don't click.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
No one wants to hear about a sweetie that they
haven't got to enjoy.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But we have to imagine it like a smell of
vision though. But this is what I clicked.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well, you should have clicked twice so you had enough
to share with the class.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Because I can't do it again. I can't buy another
seventy dollars packet of Swedish.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Can Lewis is initially at the moment, what's that?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That just reminded me it's his first time back since
set there. Actually, that's that, and he's here in August
in the heat way.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Brute is he going back to Bologna?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
He's in Bologna. Taking he's meeting Gypsy on a cruise
next week. That Gypsy and her mum Kate are singing
on that and they leave from Prague. But then Peter
said to me the other day, you know some people
always like to rain on the parade of a cruise,
just anything. You know, that's an exciting, amazing thing.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Have you heard what we make a living doing?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
And Peter goes you, currently the water levels in the
Janube a very low. I don't know how they're going
to go with their cruise.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yes, the Danube boat will move. Who even knew that
was the river? Jump out and have a water They're
going to Prasz. Speaking of cruises, message from Buckhead Dylan,
Hello Dylan homosexual well uness yes because of the Buckhead
Live show. Oh yeah, shared the story of performing on
the gay cruise with thousands of yes.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yes, and the guy who had the numbers on his
T shirt how many men he had been with?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, he ended up on eleven in two days. Yeah.
I was impressed. Yeah, eleven in two days. Yeah, come on, yeah,
Dylan has messaged I went on the cruise. Nath was on.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh my goodness, he thinks hang on, oh yes, let's
just digest this. I want a mental picture of Dylan.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's on the cruise. He's probably got bathers on Speedo's
mate on this cruise.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Would you go with a posse yes, oh yeah, more
than with a partner. The gay cruise group with a
husband wife, Yeah sure.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
But they're booking in groups of twelve.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah yeah, god good good, yeah party, they're bringing a part.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Gay men travel in gangs and pats on the cruise ship.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But also everyone who goes on a cruise ship should
do that. If you take your own people with you,
you'll have a great time on a cruise. You know,
sad you don't want to be a cis hat cappel
sitting around going I want to join us for dinner.
I've got an eight thirty. You just just can't interesting.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
That you bring this up, because I've always thought you
hit an age where you do turn your chair and
start talking to randoms, because my parents do it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, say to mind when they go.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Away, they'll go and we met this lovely couple.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
They always come back with friends.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, Robert and Julia that we met from Perth, but
we met them. I'm like, so you what you just
turned your chair and you spoke. Yeah. I've always wondered
what age does that start? Because I just still don't
want to do that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Okay, I'll tell you what age that starts. It starts
at the age at which you know that you want
to travel but you don't want to have to pay
for accommodation.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
My god, you're searching you and how knowing would it
be to meet people from Perth?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
And so mum and dad, Well, mum and dad had
friends in Adelaide now who hooked me up to go
to Adelaide. They stayed with Beppy in Adelaide. She become
really good, devastating, and her husband died. I think they
still got one more visit out of her even after rip.
But that is the age. That is the age for
(12:09):
my parents. They were born that way, but a lot
of people grow into it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So where's your house? Yeah exactly? What are you? Exactly?
Where you from?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah exactly? And my dad would be invalid, was very
lovely to meet you. You might who knows when v
will be in in certain city?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Burring from the Brady Bunch who was in the jungle
with me? Oh yeah bad after the Jungle finish on
Instagram and said, I know we're coming to Australia. The opposite.
I loved watching you in the jungle. Our house has
always opened anytime you want to come visit us.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But okay, what sort of house I didn't barry from
the Brady Bunch have not that we want to look
at gift and quite frankly, I've slept on friends couches
and I've done so very happily. But that's a real friend.
He I don't imagine.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I show didn't show how often we spoke and got along.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
No, no, I don't mean that. I just mean literally,
what would his house be?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh? Yeah, true? What are you saying? You think it would,
in your mind look like the Brady Bunch house.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I know, I think it would be dusty. Don't you
think he strive to as someone? No, just general to
me because don't got American relative.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yes, it seemed very cabin in the woods.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, about and nature. I can't open fire on the
stars at night.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So that's not you, that's not me.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
No, you're the stars on those Sunset iconic television series
you were in. I might go on regional for you.
Going regionally you can't handle. There's some direction like if
you thought you heard a bear left unless it's your store, you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Know, Oh my goodness, was that a bear? So Dylan messaged,
Oh yeah, Dylan, Dylan, that's that. I went on the cruise,
neath went on? What was on? If he thinks eleven
was high, because that's how many the man had on
his shirt, he didn't see much of the upper deck,
then golly, what was going on on the.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Upper upper deck?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Did you go to the upper deck? Is that a euphemism?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
By the way, if it was one of those gay expressions.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think he just means, like who we're talking today, dooking?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Not you know, just I hate it when everything you
say is a rude expression. It's so tedious.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I do that.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Dylan might have been doing that with the upper day.
Who does that? Badly written gay characters from nineties TV?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That's okay? And even so sometimes you know, if you
just get.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
That's not a euphanism. He literally people hang on and no, no,
go back, you go on. You've said this before, go on,
do it, you do it. I've clearly just done it wrong,
so correct mean we can move on, all right.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh that tone wasn't necessary.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Oh, my goodness, that was very Italian of Youree. Euphemism.
Euphemism people hooking up on the upper deck.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Do you know what always get mixed up with about that.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Remunerate?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Remunerate should be remunerate because it should be about numbers,
shouldn't it When people say, oh, what's the remuneration for
the role, it should be This is how I imagine
people talk at job interviews. But it should be but
it's remuneration. I find that confusing, don't you know? Did
(15:35):
you know that was the word?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yes? Okay, you know what? My phone never spells correctly
because I don't know how to spell it either, so
I'm always annoyed. Is embarrassing. There's too many doubles.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
They were all doubles.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
There's too many's a lot, they're all just all doubles.
It's like an accommodation, many doubles and embarrassing. But for
some reason, my phone doesn't know embarrassing. So it's a
it's up to me, bookkeeper. What's I got to do
with all doubles? There's way we're different because I'm never
typing the book keeper. But what what if.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You knew how much the remuneration.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Was hang on, how's your book? What was a question?
We haven't mentioned your book in week? No, what happened? Nothing?
Oh ship terrible? God? Yeah she did audibly as you know.
(16:27):
It's like, no, I don't know, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
You know, bookkeeper, you can't, you can't.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Why would you mention it to me? Oh, it's just
brought me down, I'll tell you. Because people are waiting,
people want to buy it. Here's something that will buck
you up.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yes, Oh my Goodness've really got to dig myself out
of this hole.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's really terr trying to give you your ruminate remumination.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, you were just yeah, you were just doing it.
Was revenge, wasn't it wasn't it si agressive?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
You know, how's your book? You're passion asking?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
My friend Caramon, just after I pulled you up.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You mentioned this is on you.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's all doubles, three doubles, three doubles. I think that's
a record for how many doubles there are in a word.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Thank you, key. Did buckheads know that three doubles?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I don't think there's more in English. This is from
Buckhead Paula, And this is one of the greatest things
I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
New York has.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Introduced a bill that would require grocery stores to give
customers a ten percent discount for.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Watermelons using self checkout. I mean pineapples, because you returned
to pineapple. I said the wrong fruit.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
M Yeah. You rattled by the fact that you really
brought me down with a thought.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I just couldn't.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
But I'm floring my way back much from like this illness.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
This is the way it's supposed to be. It should be.
We've been banging this.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, ye, yes, yes, we had.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm doing something for you. Meet me halfway shadow labor
ten percent off, yeah done, ten.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Percent pay us, yeah what you once would have been
paying someone else. Pay me for my time and my efforts.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Do you know American's minds are blown that we pay
for petrol after we feel up? I know, I know
they cannot cope with it. There's a lot of TikTok
videos that I'm watching in between ordering Swedish candy that
is like these Yanks finding out that we pay before.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
They can't.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
They can't get their head around.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
That we pay after, so that we pay after yea. Yeah.
Still in that regard to high trust.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You told me to not use the self checkout.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
If there was ten percent discount, I would be the
first one through it. Oh my, like all morals, totally
sacrificed on the old time discount of self interest.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah discount. Yeah, I don't want I say something.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yes, can't stop you.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Happy birthday for last week of Valvo. Happy birthday for
nearly two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Two weeks ago, eight oh eight lions Gate.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Eight lions gate. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I don't know either, but it sounds really good and
it rhymes and it's very powerful.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Your logic, like your numbers of your birthday, No, I do.
The eleventh of December is nice, eleven, twelve, twelve, love it?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah, Sash, we don't have time. But anyway, surfice it
to say that she's a lovely libern.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So this is what surprises me about you. And it's
good to be surprised by people even years into friendship.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah, but it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Surprises me every year that you don't make a fuss
about your birthday. No, I don't know about your birthday.
You didn't even post online when was your birth No
I didn't. I posted a couple of days after because
me I rely on people telling me when it's their birthday.
So I know.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, So what I realized is I had committed a
disservice to people who rely on you letting them know,
because then that's made people feel terrible. You put on
a fair approximation of feeling terrible. You're crying in the elevator,
(20:28):
no begging forgiveness.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Excuse me. Of course, I genuinely feel bad that I
didn't know your birthday. Right, We've done a live but
I don't know. I don't remember them.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
They go in my head and they come out like
it's like a sieve for numbers. Me.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I'm like the beautiful mind, but the opposite. Do you
know people's birthday?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
No, I don't know any So I know my kids.
I know, of course, I know the kids, and I
know Peters.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's enough. I would not But I didn't.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Grow up celebrating birthdays. I think that's why I don't
make a big What is my laugh about? Such gag?
Me a stunning gift? Well, it's a practical gift.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
It was a hiking bum bag?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Her final gift?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Nice, beautiful, it's really cute.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But when you're the thing that you're going to die
in is a really lovely.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Gesture of goodness. And guess what I did. I ordered
for the first time in my life.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
A puffer jack ash on.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Here, I eat some momos.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
An extra because of your bum bag.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Now, Oh yes, I'll be whisking.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
European of you to have a back. I have a
bum bag on well, she put things in it as well,
what's in your funny?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Which I didn't have the energy to open it because
I was so sick that she was coming to visit me,
and I stood her down because I knew she didn't
really want to see me.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Nope, no, I saw we're listed in the studio two
weeks ago. Your mum and dad have gotten a divorce.
She hadn't ever looked at me.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
She wouldn't even look at me because she's very germ phobic.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yep, what does your family do? Do the kids do something?
It's mom's birthday?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, everyone sort of did it, but I was still
so sick.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I was in beat.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
On my birthday. I was supposed to go out and
had to cancel. And so oh, Yanni did the most
beautiful thing. My favorite confectionery is an American bar called
a butterfinger.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I love how much love it? He got me a
couple of those already got me flowers Sunday.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Got me flowers and chocolate.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Oh and a beautiful ring, that pearl ring.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Can you very quickly look up who's born in the
eighth of August? There would be Madonna, No way, is it.
I don't know. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
She's a leo.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yeah, but someone that does make me giggle. Sometimes
there will be someone there that will lie. Of course
birthday they will be Okay, did you have the chocolate?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
You had the chocolate? What was I telling you this though?
Because I asked no, no, but there was. It was
leading to something. Oh because of the climbing. So now, Peter,
Peter Scott, so you sash giving me that when I
unpacked it unwrapped it. He then got all ged up
about the fact that I haven't been able to exercise
(23:24):
for two weeks and he's like, you need to now
be doing double walks up Mount Masden. I'm like, mate,
I can't even walk up once.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Have you seen me?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I'm like, I'm as weak as a newborn kitten, as
my mother would say. Anyway, but while I was sick.
A fabulous thing happened to me.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You discovered modern medicine.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No, but I did have my second tellyhealth. The doctor
wants to check how my antibiotics will working for went
so well? It was so good. And guess what the
second time he showed me his.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Face blood, he looked like his picks.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
He looked kind of how I imagined he would. Huh
how And guess what he said at the end of it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
He unblurred. Guess what he said at.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
The end, God, bless you?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
How do you feel about that? I loved it.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I thought it was odd. I thought it was odd.
Are you, sir?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
You're not a man of science, I said to him,
Even if you're not, No, thank you. Well, it was
so sweet.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I thought it was sweet.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
A prescription is so no to a blessing. Just writing
another prescription, that's all I know.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
He did, I don't give you good prescription. I thought
that was really odd.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That is odd.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It's very unusual.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So he comes on the screen, looks at you. Yeah, look,
I had a good look at him. Tick. That was it.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, he said, how are you? I said, I'm still
a bit blah blah blah. He goes, I think you'll
be fine.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
God bless him. I loved it. And then he said,
God bless you said you hang up first.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It was a bit like you, you.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Know, you know you what August fun fun stuff. She's
lost interests, I haven't. No, she has Princess Beatrice of your.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Oh yeah, she's you know what she is not when
you hear her number, she's eight eighty eight.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh my godness, comes on.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah with the Italian Italian and they're both weird. But
she's got but she's got the weird Italian husband. Okay,
who apparently signed a child by another woman whilst.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Married to her. But we don't have any more information. Yeah,
I'm always very surprised at your royal family insights. You are,
you're very across that family. I know only you know what.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I wasn't interested for years and years and years, But
brilliantly Megan Markle regned my interest because, quite frankly, who's
going to be interested in that other echelon like Charles
wa Camilla, any of those, any of those, No one's
going to be interested in the smooth edward his wife
(26:15):
like nothing. But when Meghan Markle came along, that really
that really bucked us up, didn't it say? We had
a wedding party with a girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
This podcast was the Megan podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Anyway, now you know what it's going to be new obsession.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Ninety Day fionced fonce Day Fion. It has been a
very long time since we've had a reality Oh, I
haven't had one for so long. The last one was
the one I was in, and before that it was
below Deck Below Deck.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That was really Below Deck ruined it for me though,
because they made it too hard to watch it. It was
spread across too many platforms, and you know, I couldn't
handle that.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Many people in my life are watching the ninety Day Fiance.
I've minute okay.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
So No, In America, there's a thing called a K
one visa that you can get if you fall in
love with someone from another country, but they only get
to come to America for ninety days, and in that
ninety days you have to marry them, and if you
don't marry them, they have to go back to the
country of origin. It puts a lot of pressure on couples.
(27:32):
And some of them are absolutely okay, so they're real.
They haven't been I know, they seem to be real,
even though some of them you just like Delu.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
But this is a fantastic you know, they'll constantly have
good people on there because the show would be offering
just to pay for the legal fees.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
So did they get heaps?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
And also you know what Americans like, they all want
to be famous.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Anyway, but I've started. There's twelve seasons I'm Sorry, which
is so delicious, and then there's also Before the ninety
Days and After the ninety Days, like there's all these
other off spin offs. Anyway, but to like, it's on
I'm watching on HBO Max Max. It's not as good
(28:17):
as I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I love it because it's got all my in the city.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, I've got all the ones I lost, got that new.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Larry David one that's hardy really is anyway, So there's
one couple. So I think I'm up to series four.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
God, you ran from the start.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, I went from the start. I didn't realize it
was I didn't realize how old it was because you know.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
What I did with Survival when I fell in love
with it even more VID all the time, No, I
used blogs that like ranked best season time. I did that.
Way you get hooked in a show way, But if
there's no carry on like season finales, yeah yeah, I
go that.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
So my girlfriend Kate Hastillo said to me, go straight
to season twelve. She went, it's incredible what you want.
But I'm making myself wait anyway that like a lot
of these couples do. There's a lot of Mormons in
ninety day Fiance. They make themselves wait.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Any woman's meet who though another Mormon from another country?
Well one of the guys.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
One of the guys met a girl in Poland, I think,
and he converted her on his missionary service.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
So this I'm hooked because I thought it was a
dating show. No that they have to live together for
ninety days.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
And some of them are absolutely sometimes so I have
taken to googling them to see if they make it
or not on at a certain point once I'm invested
right astoundingly, some of the least likely ones are still together.
But there are some where you're just like you in
(29:52):
what universe do you think that this is going to work?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Car crash TV? And one of them is, you know.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
The whole thing about reality TV? You see yourself.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh boy, let's not talk about that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
So this couple as asen asen as in he's from Morocco.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
You know you're on a podcast right now. Yeah, we're
recording this.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
He's from Morocco. And what's her name, Sash Denise or no,
Danielle Nicole anyway. So she's American and she is as
you would imagine, a stereotypical American who likes dunkin donuts,
very pretty in the.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Face, work that out.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Good skin, great skin. The bigger the cushion, the better
the pushing. There's a lot of cushion.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Remember I told a dear friend of mine that they
have good skin, and she said, off, everyone always says
that to people.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Oh I thought they got told they have a nice name.
Else I thought that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But she made me laugh a lot. I'm sorry again,
never said that ever again? Nor why well, what can
you compliment to her?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
She on the pen now is she? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
So this was really interesting. So, unusually for the show,
she went to Morocco to spend five weeks with him
so they could establish they have a relationship before he
comes to America for the K one visa. All right,
she went to Morocco. Literally, this girl went straight from
(31:38):
I'm gonna say more, a suburban American mall in which
a normal serving of food would be enough to fill
our compost bin for a week.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Right.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
The serving's enormous and she looks like she's enjoyed a
lot of them, right, just a statement of fact. So
much so that when she arrived in Morocco it was
the first time he had obviously seen her in the flesh.
He got a shock. There was flesh, and he said
she was a little bigger than who's expecting whatever, And
(32:14):
his friend was also shocked. They're these two, you know,
handsome looking Moroccan boys.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Right.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Do they want green cards? We don't know anyway, So
she ends up staying with his family. They're really nice
to her. They quite like her, but I think they're
all a bit shocked.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Do we like her? The viewer sort of?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's hard to like someone who's so determinedly stupid, do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's hard someone who's really backing themselves into a.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Corner for doing the show.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
With dumb but just making a bad decision. It's hard
to feel sympathy for her, even though she's quite nice
and whatever. Anyway, so she goes to stay with his mom.
They have all these scandals along the way. When she
wants to sleep in a room with him, they're not
allowed to in Morocco. And she's always crying because he
won't argue in public, but also because you know that
(33:11):
he's shocked at her size.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
You don't know if he's anyone.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I'm painting the picture because I see myself in her.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh god, yea.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Particularly during this he takes her to the desert. The
desert to him is a magical, beautiful place and he
wants to share it with her. And while they're there,
he wants to propose to her. But she has to
ride a camel. No, it's not very often in life
(33:46):
that you go, oh, no, the poor camel. It's not
often that you think that. No, seriously, it's like it's
very hard. It's just it's undeniable, right.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
We also just in general, don't come across camel based No.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
But because they're all very slight, the Moroccans are very
slight people. It seems she's a great rug, great rug,
and apparently good mint tea good mine. But so while
she's with him in his most magical place. He wants
her to fall in love with her. It means so
much to him. He's going to propose. She does nothing
(34:27):
but moan and complain a podcast. Listen to her, Listen
to her going up a sand dune with him, and
this think of me, dear friends, climbing to base camp
one month, I am she she is mate.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Here we go up there, pass out, be lazy and
to do some work. That's catch my brother quick.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
When the first time I saw a nicle like trying
to sang on this herd, I was surprised, you know,
because I really said that she is not a healthy person.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I don't exercise. Okay, this is not a thing for me.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Almost the light bones, he calls her lazy. That'll be
Peter Andla lewis talking to the lazy bones, and he says,
come on, lazy, that'll be paid talking to me.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I got your next book titles order. I really felt
for her, Please go.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Your next I understood almost the lazy bones.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Bones, is it just terrible? You were very brain.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
She had to sit down on the boiling hot sand
and it's still better than standing.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Just down me too, that'll be me but you'll be cold.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I'll be sitting on some ancient nepleaze Shi legit, I'll
just be it'll be compressed.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I think you can do better than this woman, I
really do.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I haven't googled her to see what happens.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But there's more similarities going on here. He's there for
the green card, Pete's there for the money. It's always.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
My darling husband the Murderer.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Life Update Kate. Oh, because I thought, hey, I'm going
to listen to you. I want to listen to me
you why not? What about you spoke a couple of
weeks ago, but how I am never bored and that
man on the internet Tom, I need to be bored more.
And then you really threw me by saying that you're
often bored. And so you said you're never bored. What
(36:56):
you're saying that you're never born? Were now alone with yourself,
You're never bort I walked off, going, oh, because that
segment landed with the third. You were on board this man.
You didn't disagree we're talking about it. I need to
be distracted at all time.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, So minute landed with
a third.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
The segment in Generals to aggressive. Oh that guy you
actually you agreed with the guy that I should be No,
you agree with the Harvard guy saying I need to
be bored more or alone with myself, alone with your thoughts.
I think it's really good.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
I never shocked when I said you were you get
your creative ideas, and you said in the allocating time,
I love that so disciplines.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, but my ideas just come like I mean, there's
definitely notes in the phone that I go, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Mine arrived like moths out of Nana's undies.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Do you know what I mean? Like you just don't
know when that's the most discussing things you've ever said
in our two years. They who knows what they've been
the ones in the drawers.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, not the one she's weary, disrespectful to whatever Nana
we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I have been walking my dog, your dogging, Oh my god,
I've been more dog than the dog. Hang on what
and driving?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Oh my goodness, I don't like it. Oh well, don't
do it then, I don't like it. Have you had
any ideas or yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I hate this?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, that's it's maybe it's not
for you.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Ambulances are too loud, that plane's too low. These are
the things I'm thinking about. Oh, okay, do you sense doom?
He's so windy. I just yeah, there's been a lot
of dog walks. Do you know what Kate said this?
The man said that no headphones, I scroll. I started
scrolling my phone while I walk. And it's not what
(38:54):
I'm saying. But I don't do that when I'm listening
to music.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
But you're not raw talking.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yes, I am scrolling your phone the whole time, but
I start scrolling after I begin to ruar dog lost.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Interesting, he hasn't done it, has hisself what you're talking
about it You're a fool, you.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Know, you're a fool. That is not raw dogging.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
That's actually just swapping one distruction another while still putting
an external input.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
But I'm not touching it right away. I'm giving it
like a ten minutes on the oval before I get
the phone.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Now, it's very hard to do.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't like it, Kate. See I my hands get sweaty, but.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Don't my brain lot going on in there?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
There There is so much going on in here that
the music is helps does it?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
That's okay? How all my kids can study with headphone ephone,
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I can write while listen to me while listening to lyrics,
like while music with lyrics is playing, I can still
like write.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
All right, it's no surprise to our beautiful buckwheats, buckheads,
buck knuckles, buckles, buckstickles, buckwheats, Yeah, buccaneers.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Why do you remember how I just love watching you
go for the walk?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Okay, it's no surprise to them that you are wired
differently mentally. So I don't think now we should be
messing with a formula that's really working for you.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Thank you, kay, I just don't think.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I think it really works for you.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
And the second thing, we can't.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Listen to someone who's neurotypical because it doesn't apply to you.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
But you're not, Jesus Christ. You reckon you, reckon you
fossica of all fossicas are neurotypical, ant enormy, mate, aren't
slash back me up?
Speaker 3 (41:01):
I'm not. But I can't be one of those.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
People, Dan, But either or I don't have to be
one of them.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
No, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
The other thing that's drug yet they would take one
would happen? One appointment screen?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Would it be God bless you because you'd miss your apportment,
would God bless you? Forge it me stuff?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Anyway. The other thing I want to bring.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Up, yeah, okay, so you don't need to try.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
That, okay, thank you. Second thing, now you've started this,
you planted this seed because you've said it quite a
number of times in the last couple of months to me,
and I picked up and I was like, oh, this
is really something cooking in Kate's head about me and
my life, and you've mumbled it a few times. What
could it be? You know? As soon as I say
(41:48):
to me, you are so And you've said it on
the pod too, right you ready? Yeah, it's this double income,
no kids, oh.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Doublingcome no kids.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
No, I'm not even mumbling like that's it straight up
say it on the pot. But there's also been other times,
just socializing down in the car park afterwards, double ingum
no g since you've started it, yeah, something must be
in the air about where I'm out in my life
with my friends, because there is now I've really noticed.
Coding a really good laugh last night because on the
(42:19):
weekend we saw a lot of our friends, big dinner,
lots of drinks. None of them are dinks.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Yeah, they've all got Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Couple of we caught a new one sinks, single income.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
No kids, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And there was just so many moments throughout the night
where I could tell that my friends with kids that
they didn't have the words, but their reaction and their
face was thinking double income, nod really like what would
set them off a list?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I love it. Here's the thigs. I love it. A
few of us were staying at the same hotel. Right
where are you the laying them in Melbourne? Great hotels.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Love the Langham, you know, I love the Langam. It''s
interesting all around the world.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I love it. You know what.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
It's a very feminine hotel, and most hotels are very masculine.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
It's really beautiful flowers and the rooms gay as gay
as it's the year's hotel. It's got they literally have
I every day huge, the smell of lovender when you're beautiful, beautiful,
everything's pink and fine. But just love it. The first
(43:33):
thing I got, the first dink eye roll is we
paid a bit more for a room with the balcony.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Oh I love that. But you don't even smoke.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
But it was just like better views.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Do you want to have cold you go out onto
the balcony, of course, like a balcony.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Really what we're talking about. I paid for a balcony,
but you can't go on it. Let you open the door. No, no,
it's proper like table chairs. You go out.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
I know those. Yeah, one of the best views of
you can get over the river.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Tourists stunning towards the city Interstate Buckhead stayed the lang.
Get a balky room, not cheap. Who gives a ship?
So they're like, oh, I can't afford it? Give a ship.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Let's just say that we understand in life who gives
a ship?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
People who aren't dogs the pocket that the podcast is
coming up about dink in a minute. So that was
the first one. Yeah, second one, the Cody and I
were on the cocktails. Oh friend of mine denk she
didn't say denk, but towel she was. But why they
were on wines? They're on the wines. Okay, they're on
the basics think and the sink the single.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, okay, very hard with the sink though.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
So the sink and the dink, we're on the cot.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
The dink hasn't much better. Off than the sink, because
if you're a sink, you carry a lot of extra expenses.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Yeah, but that's in the sinks. Jack lovely, you know,
jak haaddress my wedding.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I love Jack, but remember Jack's got no one to
split expenses.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
But he's not lonely. You've seen him and he's what
he's up to on the weekends.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
All right, So sink and deep.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
The other dink eye roll I got was when I
was talking the buckheads know this, when about the dermatologist
and the Rosasia adventure, and then one of them goes,
how much was the dermatologist. It's like, oh, it was
four hundred dollars for the appointment, and then she just goes,
I can't see your dirmy. You've got kids.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, denk you know they more in nation building.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Excuse me, as I said to one of my dreams.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
You're supporting the economy as well.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Thank you. When the third cocktail fabulous and I got confident.
Two things. One I don't remember forcing you to have kids.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, God, you can roll your eyes insane.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I can't say back, No you can't. They can't fire back.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
No, you can't dink no, you can't are you.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I can't think of anything?
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Is your friendship intact? They were all good, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
The sink back me up on that one. Yeah, dink
versus dink and sink. First, dink and sink. Yeah, the
next dink ie roll They said, for and Den, they're
listening for and Den said they got a new bed
for their their twins. They got two new beds to
their boys, and they were putting them together some there's
(46:34):
some story about putting the beds together. And I said,
why don't you just get someone from air tasker like
we do? Again the eye roll, Dink, you're really putting
me off.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Dinks, you're really putting me off.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Said wait, paying someone one hundred dollars to put together
our bed head that we did a couple of months ago,
that's dink, that's double income, no kids. Is it that
some lavish lifestyle? Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
You know a lot of people don't have one hundred
dollars to spare.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I know that. Why I well, yeah, that's why I
did it. Yeah, yeah, correct. You can afford to be
is the thing. So here's here's where the argument. And
you couldn't wait to bring it up on the pod
isn't this a lush conversation? So the whole table got
involved here because my argument was and remains, Yeah, I'm
(47:33):
not saying I've got a lot of money. I'm saying
I choose to spend money on things that are convenient, like,
but that.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Is a lot of money. Yeah, But I'm arguing against yourself.
I'm choosing, yeah, we're going to spend money. Yeah, but
you've got that money to spend, is the point. That's
what a dinky is.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
That's what a dink is.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
No one's going to someone who's on benefits, Well I
know that one's oh dinks as they as they go
down to the social security of her, then.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I know that. Excuse me. Then then I got defensive
and I was kicking off about how I want our
podcast to always be free. Then I kicked off about
how like I five my producers every year about comedy.
First of all, tickets need to be cheap so everyone comes.
You know what I'm like. And also my husband's very
busy on his credit card. With the points thinks with
this point and the last one which I agree with
(48:29):
is this is the big dink. Yeah, they went, Yeah,
Fortnightly haircuts can't even that was Cody. Cody chipped in
and said he gets his haircut. It's only forty.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Think that you have friends that actually amazes me.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Then you have friends outside your serfs. So I'm going
to inside and the buckheads. This area that we're doing
right now, this is my will be my new hour
next year. Don't you think it's good.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
If I don't get to thank you in the Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think there's a whole show in this,
getting into the weeds of money and being parents and
what you spend money on and what you get angry
at your friends doing.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
The heavy lifting.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Who is parents? Yeah, but you need some gays around,
you need some dinks.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
I'm not saying I'm not saying that that either is
superior to the other morally, the people that are keeping
civilization going, I'd say probably a long run.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I'm writing the word down. You just said that.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
Because it's the propagation of the species. You're fool wherever
you're spraying.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
If it's not much growing there, that's the sink. That's
not the dink of the sink. The sink and the dink.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Anyway, Yeah, I mean it's I think we know how
humanity has.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
But that's when I knew I lost. The table was
fortnightly haircuts.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I wish I could have popped in and gone, please
don't judge my darling friend by what he's told you
on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
They weren't judging. It was just all in. There was
about you afterwards next. But yeah, but why wouldn't they like.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Saying what just you know, you know what someone's going
to say to you one day?
Speaker 2 (50:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (50:35):
I can't wait? Even though parents are too demoralized generally,
and yeah, too tied to ground down, too overwhelmed by
portals and lunches and there, there, there and conjunctivire, But
if they summoned a bit of who they once were
before they gave themselves up in the noble pursuit of
(50:58):
continuing humanity.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Stop right there, missing. You're acting like it is scientifically
possible for me to do that. If it was, I
would you know.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
It's scientifically possible?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
What do you mean you reckon? Yeah, I'm going to
go to the effort of getting someone else stinks. Aren't
doing that.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
But you're enjoying a dinkerage, And I totally I love
it for you. I love it for you however, they
might say to you, check your privilege.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Okay, but let me say this, what's cutting in here?
You and my friends with kids tell me amazing, lovely,
glorious moments about their children, Moments of pride, beautiful moments
of bonding. Do you think I sit there and say,
check your privilege. No, because.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
It's something that's been earned. Privilege is something my giantly haircut.
I earn that haircut.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
You know that, you know that the only currency sometimes
parents have is a faint glimmer of a gold coin
that's wedge so deep in the person, and then sometimes
you think you're never going to be able to fish it.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Who's a big buckhead? We ended the chat on her
saying and more and more recently, you are saying so
many things on your podcast that are just so obvious
that you're a dink. You've got to be a bit
more wary about what you're saying you're able to do.
I don't know what did she say something about, but
you are a dink? You don't know? Good point. He's
(52:50):
a selfish, self exordink.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
We love him for it.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
I love him. It's a text already.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Oh, my goodness, my god, I love it.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Do you know you're a dink?
Speaker 3 (53:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (53:06):
No, no, up. Surely knew I was a dink. I just
didn't know that it was really I'm hitting that age
where it obvious that it has a profounder effect on
my haircuts. Oh, you've got it.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
My mother in law to the group chat. Do I
need to change his name? Such? Your father had a
stomach upset in the night. Did anyone else have any
stomach trouble? Everything was cooked fresh after I got home
at quarter to three, But I am thinking maybe the
(53:48):
little piece of rolled pork which I cooked in with
the roast potatoes might have caused it, or maybe the
Port Arlington mussels which he had at the hotel when
we had lunch with Maria and Fred. Quite a bit
of anyway, Intel, he's a good bit better and having
a sleep. But I just wondered if everyone else is
(54:10):
okay after Josie's little impromptu birthday. Also, who's going to
the baby shower on Sunday?
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Live from there's always the park, it's the pork or
the seafood? Why does she have the name the two
people that also had the food.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
And also why does she have to name what sort
of muscles they want.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
And why does all parents friends have all just got
one of six names? What are they? It's always Maria.
There's always a Maria.
Speaker 3 (54:41):
Or Maria, Marie.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
It's true, it's true.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Fred. There's not many Freds.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
And as much as mums love a medical appointment, but
you know else, they love food poisoning. Oh god, if
there's an event with food poisoning, this will be spoken
about for the rest of time.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Because you know what, if you're like me and not
a dink, you spend a lot of time cooking for things, events, functions, family.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Jews, whatever, All right, right, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
The thought that you might have contaminated someone with.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Your But you know what I find fascinating, my wa wo.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
Literally, I do not know anyone who's ever had food poisoning.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
From a house in my house, or house.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
In my house, or in my mother in law's house.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yeahhhh, it's never happened.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
And so I'm like, it must be hard to get
We're domestic, Like, there's six or seven people in our house.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
That's a lot of cooking.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
It's a lot of service, a lot of hands, food
gets left out.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
D used by dates in your house.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Trust sometimes desperate for some sour cream. If I just.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Remove you know, my this rule makes no It makes
me physically sick. Tody loves milk, right, he still has
milk like he's five years old.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yes, and that's why it's so healthy.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Here's my rule. If you have to sniff it more
than once, you don't have it. And so he has
a sniff, and then if he goes in for the
second sniff that maybe he likes it. He goes in
for the third or fourth sniff sometimes and still has it.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Well, you know, but I'll tell you what couldn't be
deceptive around about milk?
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
Sometimes it can be around the neck of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
You're a double sniffer. Yeah, I'm sorry. If there's some
actual body, If there's something around the neck of the bottle, bye.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
Bye, really dink, really dink.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
Pour of milk. Then drink milk and drink. And the
only thing mm of a age love more than food
poisoning is if the catering wasn't good. If it's a
wedding and the food wasn't good, disappointed, think the fingerfood
(57:01):
came out too late, the spring rolls were cold, you're
gonna hear about this for twenty years. True.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Wheep, Dean, you know what your shay should be called?
Speaker 2 (57:13):
What dink you stink?
Speaker 3 (57:20):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me, Kate Langbrook
and him Nathan Valvo.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
It's produced by.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
The brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent
Yack Lawrence you.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
Might call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Some teenage boys.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits. The
world you see is a place of paradox of beauty
and cruelty. It will cut you off with the knees,
then gift you.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
A pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always fucker.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Buck up, ba back b.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, glad for antibiotics. Walk about.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh my goodness, she's back. I love antibiotics so much.
Why haven't I taken them for twe.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's a very good question.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
But oh the Olton John song, the bitch is back.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The beach is back, bitch hits is back.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh my goodness, Valva. And you know what, what do not?
I have been to the precipice, and I looked at
the end of the year before.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Into the abyss. Actually I didn't, did I tell you?
I can't remember what I told you, because last time
we talked, I was so sick. It was like a
fever dream.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It was a fever dream for us last summer in
the studio, was it? Can you remember anything? No? Anyway,
terrible episode?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Did I tell you that at boot camp before I
got sick. One of the guys was talking about how
his wife wasn't at boot camp, and she hadn't been
for a couple of weeks, and he said she's had RSV,
this respiratory virus, and he said she was so sick
she thought she was.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Going to die. God, right, Okay, he gave it to
you by the sounds of it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, because this was weeks you know, this was weeks ago, right,
This was weeks ago when I was still cocky because
he actually said, so make sure you get vaccinated everyone,
And I was like.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
What's not going to happen right where?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's next year, so I'm coming with you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But you met you.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, he said it to the group, obviously, he said
it to the group. No, they don't listen, idiots, they
don't listen. But I kind of like it because it
means I can talk about them and they never know.
In fact, there's one beautiful girl, Josie, who I really love,
who's friends of a friend of mine and her husband's
obsessed with this pod.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But the others don't listen, so I can say whatever
I want about them anyway. And then I had a
terrible thing where for the first time ever. I went
out to coffee with them afterwards that and I revealed
too much of who I am.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh, you can't do this. That was really terrible. I've
got to keep it at certain relationships have.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
To why because so like you know that one of
these is not like the others. Well, that doesn't just
apply to my physical prowess not being like there?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
What was it? What was the topic? When did you
lose the table? Which one things.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That I can think of at the top of my
haver you can buzz in, you can guess. You know,
I've only got three.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Three meds anti anti bee was.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Anti no, No, it was an anti big farmer but
related no, but meds no. What's in the sky that
most people? Yes? And it was about sungazing and it
was actually about some block and how some block is bad.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
But unfortunately well annoying.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
One of the women has had a lot of skin
cancers come out because she lives in Australia. She's a
strawberry blonde, which I did say at one point, of
course it's different for a strawberry blonde. When I realized
I was losing the tabe, you know, she was not No,
she's not a crier. She was, she's made of sterner stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That redheads always are, Yeah, she was.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, that's it. Hell yeah, it's because if you look
at where they.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Come from, underground, the shadows popping out Scotland, Scotland.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The Scots are the toughest, most formidable people.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Is that hd That is that home for the redhead?
Is it all? I think it's all that.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I think it's all that area. Also the Irish. The
Irish are also pretty hardy because they're drunk.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well that does you know, the nose much as the hair.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
The Dutch a lot of redheads, the Dutch Vikings.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
There's redhead Italians don't. No one is.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No one is, including Italians in hardy people. Literally, Italians
start weeping and panicking if they go out with wet hair.
They have seventy words for sore throat. No one's counting
red headed Italians in this conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You just explain something to me what I've never really
been to look at my behaviors in life and who
I am as a person. A lot of the time
I put it down to being a homosexual Italian Italian. Yeah,
oh my god. And yet this is a real breakthrough moment.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But also the Italians are very fascinating because you know,
there's like a lot of people liked her. I don't
know enough about World War two, but apparently the Italians
were flip floppers in world.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
There was involvement some controversial inside. Oh my goodness, who
it is? Who is that? And who are you? I
am Italian.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Navalvo and over there eves dropping and you know, eves droppers.
Never hear well of themselves.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Any redheads in New Zealand. Lots of Scottish and.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Sasha French, lots of sports anyway, but the Italians are
some of the bravest people if you look at like
those crazy magistrates who always down south, always decide that
they're going to declare war on the mafia down south,
and you know what's going to happen to them, and
(06:17):
they know what's going to happen to them, and it
happens to them. In fact, the airport in No in
Sicily is named after two of the magistrates who were
murdered by the mafia. One they blew up his house
where his mother lived, I think, and the other one
they put a car bomb on the road like full on.
(06:40):
Now they're incredibly brave people and yet send them outside
with wet hair and they cry like little bitches.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What isn't that amazing and amazing? I made I made
some friends. I've made us uber it on Saturday night
because it was raining there war It's like three minute please.
But you know who wasn't with you raining?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
The Dutch? Because what did the Dutch say?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What do they say?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You're not made of sugar, you won't melt if you
go in the rain. Very diametrically opposed points of viewful.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You know, I always fall for anything that my algorithm
tells me to buy at night, huge bedroom purchaser, so
Tommy the other week to buy. I just fall for
everything you gotta buy. Swedish candy, Swedish Carish candy, this
new viral thing of everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Oh molasses.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's all like very gooey sugaries, like it almost looks
like I got like a party mix. Just sell it
at Oka must you know what?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Dime d ai E don't know? So I got a
box they sell that at It was seventy dollars Swedish candy. Okay,
it went viral. It's not my fault. Why did you
bring some in a lot of it wasn't it was
so small, the amount for seventy dollars, seventy dollars shockingly small.
But they did have one thing and I'd never had
(08:05):
it before. It was like a sherbet stick. But it
was wrapping licorice and it was delicious.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I knew licorice would have been involved y molasses. That's
why I said molasses.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's all. What sort of algo he's given you Swedish candy?
Don't want to hear? Don't click.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
No one wants to hear about a sweetie that they
haven't got to enjoy.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But we have to imagine it like a smell of
vision though. But this is what I clicked.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well, you should have clicked twice so you had enough
to share with the class.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Because I can't do it again. I can't buy another
seventy dollars packet of Swedish.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Can Lewis is initially at the moment, what's that?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That just reminded me it's his first time back since
set there. Actually, that's that, and he's here in August
in the heat way.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Brute is he going back to Bologna?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
He's in Bologna. Taking he's meeting Gypsy on a cruise
next week. That Gypsy and her mum Kate are singing
on that and they leave from Prague. But then Peter
said to me the other day, you know some people
always like to rain on the parade of a cruise,
just anything. You know, that's an exciting, amazing thing.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Have you heard what we make a living doing?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
And Peter goes you, currently the water levels in the
Janube a very low. I don't know how they're going
to go with their cruise.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yes, the Danube boat will move. Who even knew that
was the river? Jump out and have a water They're
going to Prasz. Speaking of cruises, message from Buckhead Dylan,
Hello Dylan homosexual well uness yes because of the Buckhead
Live show. Oh yeah, shared the story of performing on
the gay cruise with thousands of yes.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yes, and the guy who had the numbers on his
T shirt how many men he had been with?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, he ended up on eleven in two days. Yeah.
I was impressed. Yeah, eleven in two days. Yeah, come on, yeah,
Dylan has messaged I went on the cruise. Nath was on.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh my goodness, he thinks hang on, oh yes, let's
just digest this. I want a mental picture of Dylan.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's on the cruise. He's probably got bathers on Speedo's
mate on this cruise.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Would you go with a posse yes, oh yeah, more
than with a partner. The gay cruise group with a
husband wife, Yeah sure.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
But they're booking in groups of twelve.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah yeah, god good good, yeah party, they're bringing a part.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Gay men travel in gangs and pats on the cruise ship.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But also everyone who goes on a cruise ship should
do that. If you take your own people with you,
you'll have a great time on a cruise. You know,
sad you don't want to be a cis hat cappel
sitting around going I want to join us for dinner.
I've got an eight thirty. You just just can't interesting.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
That you bring this up, because I've always thought you
hit an age where you do turn your chair and
start talking to randoms, because my parents do it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, say to mind when they go.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Away, they'll go and we met this lovely couple.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
They always come back with friends.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, Robert and Julia that we met from Perth, but
we met them. I'm like, so you what you just
turned your chair and you spoke. Yeah. I've always wondered
what age does that start? Because I just still don't
want to do that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Okay, I'll tell you what age that starts. It starts
at the age at which you know that you want
to travel but you don't want to have to pay
for accommodation.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
My god, you're searching you and how knowing would it
be to meet people from Perth?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
And so mum and dad, Well, mum and dad had
friends in Adelaide now who hooked me up to go
to Adelaide. They stayed with Beppy in Adelaide. She become
really good, devastating, and her husband died. I think they
still got one more visit out of her even after rip.
But that is the age. That is the age for
(12:09):
my parents. They were born that way, but a lot
of people grow into it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
So where's your house? Yeah exactly? What are you? Exactly?
Where you from?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah exactly? And my dad would be invalid, was very
lovely to meet you. You might who knows when v
will be in in certain city?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Burring from the Brady Bunch who was in the jungle
with me? Oh yeah bad after the Jungle finish on
Instagram and said, I know we're coming to Australia. The opposite.
I loved watching you in the jungle. Our house has
always opened anytime you want to come visit us.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But okay, what sort of house I didn't barry from
the Brady Bunch have not that we want to look
at gift and quite frankly, I've slept on friends couches
and I've done so very happily. But that's a real friend.
He I don't imagine.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I show didn't show how often we spoke and got along.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
No, no, I don't mean that. I just mean literally,
what would his house be?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh? Yeah, true? What are you saying? You think it would,
in your mind look like the Brady Bunch house.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I know, I think it would be dusty. Don't you
think he strive to as someone? No, just general to
me because don't got American relative.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yes, it seemed very cabin in the woods.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, about and nature. I can't open fire on the
stars at night.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
So that's not you, that's not me.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
No, you're the stars on those Sunset iconic television series
you were in. I might go on regional for you.
Going regionally you can't handle. There's some direction like if
you thought you heard a bear left unless it's your store, you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Know, Oh my goodness, was that a bear? So Dylan messaged,
Oh yeah, Dylan, Dylan, that's that. I went on the cruise,
neath went on? What was on? If he thinks eleven
was high, because that's how many the man had on
his shirt, he didn't see much of the upper deck,
then golly, what was going on on the.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Upper upper deck?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Did you go to the upper deck? Is that a euphemism?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
By the way, if it was one of those gay expressions.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think he just means, like who we're talking today, dooking?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Not you know, just I hate it when everything you
say is a rude expression. It's so tedious.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I do that.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Dylan might have been doing that with the upper day.
Who does that? Badly written gay characters from nineties TV?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That's okay? And even so sometimes you know, if you
just get.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
That's not a euphanism. He literally people hang on and no, no,
go back, you go on. You've said this before, go on,
do it, you do it. I've clearly just done it wrong,
so correct mean we can move on, all right.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Oh that tone wasn't necessary.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Oh, my goodness, that was very Italian of Youree. Euphemism.
Euphemism people hooking up on the upper deck.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Do you know what always get mixed up with about that.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Remunerate?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Remunerate should be remunerate because it should be about numbers,
shouldn't it When people say, oh, what's the remuneration for
the role, it should be This is how I imagine
people talk at job interviews. But it should be but
it's remuneration. I find that confusing, don't you know? Did
(15:35):
you know that was the word?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yes? Okay, you know what? My phone never spells correctly
because I don't know how to spell it either, so
I'm always annoyed. Is embarrassing. There's too many doubles.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
They were all doubles.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
There's too many's a lot, they're all just all doubles.
It's like an accommodation, many doubles and embarrassing. But for
some reason, my phone doesn't know embarrassing. So it's a
it's up to me, bookkeeper. What's I got to do
with all doubles? There's way we're different because I'm never
typing the book keeper. But what what if.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You knew how much the remuneration.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Was hang on, how's your book? What was a question?
We haven't mentioned your book in week? No, what happened? Nothing?
Oh ship terrible? God? Yeah she did audibly as you know.
(16:27):
It's like, no, I don't know, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
You know, bookkeeper, you can't, you can't.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Why would you mention it to me? Oh, it's just
brought me down, I'll tell you. Because people are waiting,
people want to buy it. Here's something that will buck
you up.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yes, Oh my Goodness've really got to dig myself out
of this hole.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's really terr trying to give you your ruminate remumination.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, you were just yeah, you were just doing it.
Was revenge, wasn't it wasn't it si agressive?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
You know, how's your book? You're passion asking?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
My friend Caramon, just after I pulled you up.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You mentioned this is on you.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's all doubles, three doubles, three doubles. I think that's
a record for how many doubles there are in a word.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Thank you, key. Did buckheads know that three doubles?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I don't think there's more in English. This is from
Buckhead Paula, And this is one of the greatest things
I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
New York has.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Introduced a bill that would require grocery stores to give
customers a ten percent discount for.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Watermelons using self checkout. I mean pineapples, because you returned
to pineapple. I said the wrong fruit.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
M Yeah. You rattled by the fact that you really
brought me down with a thought.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I just couldn't.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
But I'm floring my way back much from like this illness.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
This is the way it's supposed to be. It should be.
We've been banging this.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, ye, yes, yes, we had.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm doing something for you. Meet me halfway shadow labor
ten percent off, yeah done, ten.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Percent pay us, yeah what you once would have been
paying someone else. Pay me for my time and my efforts.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Do you know American's minds are blown that we pay
for petrol after we feel up? I know, I know
they cannot cope with it. There's a lot of TikTok
videos that I'm watching in between ordering Swedish candy that
is like these Yanks finding out that we pay before.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
They can't.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
They can't get their head around.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
That we pay after, so that we pay after yea. Yeah.
Still in that regard to high trust.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You told me to not use the self checkout.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
If there was ten percent discount, I would be the
first one through it. Oh my, like all morals, totally
sacrificed on the old time discount of self interest.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah discount. Yeah, I don't want I say something.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yes, can't stop you.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Happy birthday for last week of Valvo. Happy birthday for
nearly two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Two weeks ago, eight oh eight lions Gate.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Eight lions gate. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I don't know either, but it sounds really good and
it rhymes and it's very powerful.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Your logic, like your numbers of your birthday, No, I do.
The eleventh of December is nice, eleven, twelve, twelve, love it?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah, Sash, we don't have time. But anyway, surfice it
to say that she's a lovely libern.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So this is what surprises me about you. And it's
good to be surprised by people even years into friendship.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah, but it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Surprises me every year that you don't make a fuss
about your birthday. No, I don't know about your birthday.
You didn't even post online when was your birth No
I didn't. I posted a couple of days after because
me I rely on people telling me when it's their birthday.
So I know.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, So what I realized is I had committed a
disservice to people who rely on you letting them know,
because then that's made people feel terrible. You put on
a fair approximation of feeling terrible. You're crying in the elevator,
(20:28):
no begging forgiveness.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Excuse me. Of course, I genuinely feel bad that I
didn't know your birthday. Right, We've done a live but
I don't know. I don't remember them.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
They go in my head and they come out like
it's like a sieve for numbers. Me.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I'm like the beautiful mind, but the opposite. Do you
know people's birthday?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
No, I don't know any So I know my kids.
I know, of course, I know the kids, and I
know Peters.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's enough. I would not But I didn't.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Grow up celebrating birthdays. I think that's why I don't
make a big What is my laugh about? Such gag?
Me a stunning gift? Well, it's a practical gift.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
It was a hiking bum bag?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Her final gift?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Nice, beautiful, it's really cute.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But when you're the thing that you're going to die
in is a really lovely.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Gesture of goodness. And guess what I did. I ordered
for the first time in my life.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
A puffer jack ash on.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Here, I eat some momos.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
An extra because of your bum bag.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Now, Oh yes, I'll be whisking.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
European of you to have a back. I have a
bum bag on well, she put things in it as well,
what's in your funny?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Which I didn't have the energy to open it because
I was so sick that she was coming to visit me,
and I stood her down because I knew she didn't
really want to see me.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Nope, no, I saw we're listed in the studio two
weeks ago. Your mum and dad have gotten a divorce.
She hadn't ever looked at me.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
She wouldn't even look at me because she's very germ phobic.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yep, what does your family do? Do the kids do something?
It's mom's birthday?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, everyone sort of did it, but I was still
so sick.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I was in beat.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
On my birthday. I was supposed to go out and
had to cancel. And so oh, Yanni did the most
beautiful thing. My favorite confectionery is an American bar called
a butterfinger.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
I love how much love it? He got me a
couple of those already got me flowers Sunday.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Got me flowers and chocolate.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Oh and a beautiful ring, that pearl ring.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Can you very quickly look up who's born in the
eighth of August? There would be Madonna, No way, is it.
I don't know. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
She's a leo.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yeah, but someone that does make me giggle. Sometimes
there will be someone there that will lie. Of course
birthday they will be Okay, did you have the chocolate?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
You had the chocolate? What was I telling you this though?
Because I asked no, no, but there was. It was
leading to something. Oh because of the climbing. So now, Peter,
Peter Scott, so you sash giving me that when I
unpacked it unwrapped it. He then got all ged up
about the fact that I haven't been able to exercise
(23:24):
for two weeks and he's like, you need to now
be doing double walks up Mount Masden. I'm like, mate,
I can't even walk up once.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Have you seen me?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I'm like, I'm as weak as a newborn kitten, as
my mother would say. Anyway, but while I was sick.
A fabulous thing happened to me.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You discovered modern medicine.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No, but I did have my second tellyhealth. The doctor
wants to check how my antibiotics will working for went
so well? It was so good. And guess what the
second time he showed me his.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Face blood, he looked like his picks.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
He looked kind of how I imagined he would. Huh
how And guess what he said at the end of it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
He unblurred. Guess what he said at.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
The end, God, bless you?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
How do you feel about that? I loved it.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I thought it was odd. I thought it was odd.
Are you, sir?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
You're not a man of science, I said to him,
Even if you're not, No, thank you. Well, it was
so sweet.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I thought it was sweet.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
A prescription is so no to a blessing. Just writing
another prescription, that's all I know.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
He did, I don't give you good prescription. I thought
that was really odd.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That is odd.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It's very unusual.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So he comes on the screen, looks at you. Yeah, look,
I had a good look at him. Tick. That was it.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, he said, how are you? I said, I'm still
a bit blah blah blah. He goes, I think you'll
be fine.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
God bless him. I loved it. And then he said,
God bless you said you hang up first.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It was a bit like you, you.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Know, you know you what August fun fun stuff. She's
lost interests, I haven't. No, she has Princess Beatrice of your.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Oh yeah, she's you know what she is not when
you hear her number, she's eight eighty eight.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh my godness, comes on.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah with the Italian Italian and they're both weird. But
she's got but she's got the weird Italian husband. Okay,
who apparently signed a child by another woman whilst.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Married to her. But we don't have any more information. Yeah,
I'm always very surprised at your royal family insights. You are,
you're very across that family. I know only you know what.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I wasn't interested for years and years and years, But
brilliantly Megan Markle regned my interest because, quite frankly, who's
going to be interested in that other echelon like Charles
wa Camilla, any of those, any of those, No one's
going to be interested in the smooth edward his wife
(26:15):
like nothing. But when Meghan Markle came along, that really
that really bucked us up, didn't it say? We had
a wedding party with a girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
This podcast was the Megan podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Anyway, now you know what it's going to be new obsession.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Ninety Day fionced fonce Day Fion. It has been a
very long time since we've had a reality Oh, I
haven't had one for so long. The last one was
the one I was in, and before that it was
below Deck Below Deck.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That was really Below Deck ruined it for me though,
because they made it too hard to watch it. It was
spread across too many platforms, and you know, I couldn't
handle that.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Many people in my life are watching the ninety Day Fiance.
I've minute okay.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
So No, In America, there's a thing called a K
one visa that you can get if you fall in
love with someone from another country, but they only get
to come to America for ninety days, and in that
ninety days you have to marry them, and if you
don't marry them, they have to go back to the
country of origin. It puts a lot of pressure on couples.
(27:32):
And some of them are absolutely okay, so they're real.
They haven't been I know, they seem to be real,
even though some of them you just like Delu.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
But this is a fantastic you know, they'll constantly have
good people on there because the show would be offering
just to pay for the legal fees.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
So did they get heaps?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
And also you know what Americans like, they all want
to be famous.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Anyway, but I've started. There's twelve seasons I'm Sorry, which
is so delicious, and then there's also Before the ninety
Days and After the ninety Days, like there's all these
other off spin offs. Anyway, but to like, it's on
I'm watching on HBO Max Max. It's not as good
(28:17):
as I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I love it because it's got all my in the city.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, I've got all the ones I lost, got that new.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Larry David one that's hardy really is anyway, So there's
one couple. So I think I'm up to series four.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
God, you ran from the start.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, I went from the start. I didn't realize it
was I didn't realize how old it was because you know.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
What I did with Survival when I fell in love
with it even more VID all the time, No, I
used blogs that like ranked best season time. I did that.
Way you get hooked in a show way, But if
there's no carry on like season finales, yeah yeah, I
go that.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
So my girlfriend Kate Hastillo said to me, go straight
to season twelve. She went, it's incredible what you want.
But I'm making myself wait anyway that like a lot
of these couples do. There's a lot of Mormons in
ninety day Fiance. They make themselves wait.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Any woman's meet who though another Mormon from another country?
Well one of the guys.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
One of the guys met a girl in Poland, I think,
and he converted her on his missionary service.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
So this I'm hooked because I thought it was a
dating show. No that they have to live together for
ninety days.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
And some of them are absolutely sometimes so I have
taken to googling them to see if they make it
or not on at a certain point once I'm invested
right astoundingly, some of the least likely ones are still together.
But there are some where you're just like you in
(29:52):
what universe do you think that this is going to work?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Car crash TV? And one of them is, you know.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
The whole thing about reality TV? You see yourself.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh boy, let's not talk about that. Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
So this couple as asen asen as in he's from Morocco.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
You know you're on a podcast right now. Yeah, we're
recording this.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
He's from Morocco. And what's her name, Sash Denise or no,
Danielle Nicole anyway. So she's American and she is as
you would imagine, a stereotypical American who likes dunkin donuts,
very pretty in the.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Face, work that out.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Good skin, great skin. The bigger the cushion, the better
the pushing. There's a lot of cushion.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Remember I told a dear friend of mine that they
have good skin, and she said, off, everyone always says
that to people.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Oh I thought they got told they have a nice name.
Else I thought that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But she made me laugh a lot. I'm sorry again,
never said that ever again? Nor why well, what can
you compliment to her?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
She on the pen now is she? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
So this was really interesting. So, unusually for the show,
she went to Morocco to spend five weeks with him
so they could establish they have a relationship before he
comes to America for the K one visa. All right,
she went to Morocco. Literally, this girl went straight from
(31:38):
I'm gonna say more, a suburban American mall in which
a normal serving of food would be enough to fill
our compost bin for a week.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Right.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
The serving's enormous and she looks like she's enjoyed a
lot of them, right, just a statement of fact. So
much so that when she arrived in Morocco it was
the first time he had obviously seen her in the flesh.
He got a shock. There was flesh, and he said
she was a little bigger than who's expecting whatever, And
(32:14):
his friend was also shocked. They're these two, you know,
handsome looking Moroccan boys.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Right.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Do they want green cards? We don't know anyway, So
she ends up staying with his family. They're really nice
to her. They quite like her, but I think they're
all a bit shocked.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Do we like her? The viewer sort of?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's hard to like someone who's so determinedly stupid, do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's hard someone who's really backing themselves into a.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Corner for doing the show.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
With dumb but just making a bad decision. It's hard
to feel sympathy for her, even though she's quite nice
and whatever. Anyway, so she goes to stay with his mom.
They have all these scandals along the way. When she
wants to sleep in a room with him, they're not
allowed to in Morocco. And she's always crying because he
won't argue in public, but also because you know that
(33:11):
he's shocked at her size.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
You don't know if he's anyone.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I'm painting the picture because I see myself in her.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh god, yea.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Particularly during this he takes her to the desert. The
desert to him is a magical, beautiful place and he
wants to share it with her. And while they're there,
he wants to propose to her. But she has to
ride a camel. No, it's not very often in life
(33:46):
that you go, oh, no, the poor camel. It's not
often that you think that. No, seriously, it's like it's
very hard. It's just it's undeniable, right.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
We also just in general, don't come across camel based No.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
But because they're all very slight, the Moroccans are very
slight people. It seems she's a great rug, great rug,
and apparently good mint tea good mine. But so while
she's with him in his most magical place. He wants
her to fall in love with her. It means so
much to him. He's going to propose. She does nothing
(34:27):
but moan and complain a podcast. Listen to her, Listen
to her going up a sand dune with him, and
this think of me, dear friends, climbing to base camp
one month, I am she she is mate.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Here we go up there, pass out, be lazy and
to do some work. That's catch my brother quick.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
When the first time I saw a nicle like trying
to sang on this herd, I was surprised, you know,
because I really said that she is not a healthy person.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I don't exercise. Okay, this is not a thing for me.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Almost the light bones, he calls her lazy. That'll be
Peter Andla lewis talking to the lazy bones, and he says,
come on, lazy, that'll be paid talking to me.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I got your next book titles order. I really felt
for her, Please go.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Your next I understood almost the lazy bones.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Bones, is it just terrible? You were very brain.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
She had to sit down on the boiling hot sand
and it's still better than standing.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Just down me too, that'll be me but you'll be cold.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I'll be sitting on some ancient nepleaze Shi legit, I'll
just be it'll be compressed.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I think you can do better than this woman, I
really do.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
I haven't googled her to see what happens.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But there's more similarities going on here. He's there for
the green card, Pete's there for the money. It's always.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
My darling husband the Murderer.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Life Update Kate. Oh, because I thought, hey, I'm going
to listen to you. I want to listen to me
you why not? What about you spoke a couple of
weeks ago, but how I am never bored and that
man on the internet Tom, I need to be bored more.
And then you really threw me by saying that you're
often bored. And so you said you're never bored. What
(36:56):
you're saying that you're never born? Were now alone with yourself,
You're never bort I walked off, going, oh, because that
segment landed with the third. You were on board this man.
You didn't disagree we're talking about it. I need to
be distracted at all time.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, So minute landed with
a third.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
The segment in Generals to aggressive. Oh that guy you
actually you agreed with the guy that I should be No,
you agree with the Harvard guy saying I need to
be bored more or alone with myself, alone with your thoughts.
I think it's really good.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
I never shocked when I said you were you get
your creative ideas, and you said in the allocating time,
I love that so disciplines.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, but my ideas just come like I mean, there's
definitely notes in the phone that I go, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Mine arrived like moths out of Nana's undies.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Do you know what I mean? Like you just don't
know when that's the most discussing things you've ever said
in our two years. They who knows what they've been
the ones in the drawers.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, not the one she's weary, disrespectful to whatever Nana
we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I have been walking my dog, your dogging, Oh my god,
I've been more dog than the dog. Hang on what
and driving?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Oh my goodness, I don't like it. Oh well, don't
do it then, I don't like it. Have you had
any ideas or yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I hate this?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, that's it's maybe it's not
for you.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Ambulances are too loud, that plane's too low. These are
the things I'm thinking about. Oh, okay, do you sense doom?
He's so windy. I just yeah, there's been a lot
of dog walks. Do you know what Kate said this?
The man said that no headphones, I scroll. I started
scrolling my phone while I walk. And it's not what
(38:54):
I'm saying. But I don't do that when I'm listening
to music.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
But you're not raw talking.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yes, I am scrolling your phone the whole time, but
I start scrolling after I begin to ruar dog lost.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Interesting, he hasn't done it, has hisself what you're talking
about it You're a fool, you.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Know, you're a fool. That is not raw dogging.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
That's actually just swapping one distruction another while still putting
an external input.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
But I'm not touching it right away. I'm giving it
like a ten minutes on the oval before I get
the phone.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Now, it's very hard to do.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't like it, Kate. See I my hands get sweaty, but.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Don't my brain lot going on in there?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
There There is so much going on in here that
the music is helps does it?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
That's okay? How all my kids can study with headphone ephone,
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I can write while listen to me while listening to lyrics,
like while music with lyrics is playing, I can still
like write.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
All right, it's no surprise to our beautiful buckwheats, buckheads,
buck knuckles, buckles, buckstickles, buckwheats, Yeah, buccaneers.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Why do you remember how I just love watching you
go for the walk?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Okay, it's no surprise to them that you are wired
differently mentally. So I don't think now we should be
messing with a formula that's really working for you.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Thank you, kay, I just don't think.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
I think it really works for you.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
And the second thing, we can't.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Listen to someone who's neurotypical because it doesn't apply to you.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
But you're not, Jesus Christ. You reckon you, reckon you
fossica of all fossicas are neurotypical, ant enormy, mate, aren't
slash back me up?
Speaker 3 (41:01):
I'm not. But I can't be one of those.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
People, Dan, But either or I don't have to be
one of them.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
No, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
The other thing that's drug yet they would take one
would happen? One appointment screen?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Would it be God bless you because you'd miss your apportment,
would God bless you? Forge it me stuff?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Anyway. The other thing I want to bring.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Up, yeah, okay, so you don't need to try.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
That, okay, thank you. Second thing, now you've started this,
you planted this seed because you've said it quite a
number of times in the last couple of months to me,
and I picked up and I was like, oh, this
is really something cooking in Kate's head about me and
my life, and you've mumbled it a few times. What
could it be? You know? As soon as I say
(41:48):
to me, you are so And you've said it on
the pod too, right you ready? Yeah, it's this double income,
no kids, oh.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Doublingcome no kids.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
No, I'm not even mumbling like that's it straight up
say it on the pot. But there's also been other times,
just socializing down in the car park afterwards, double ingum
no g since you've started it, yeah, something must be
in the air about where I'm out in my life
with my friends, because there is now I've really noticed.
Coding a really good laugh last night because on the
(42:19):
weekend we saw a lot of our friends, big dinner,
lots of drinks. None of them are dinks.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Yeah, they've all got Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Couple of we caught a new one sinks, single income.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
No kids, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And there was just so many moments throughout the night
where I could tell that my friends with kids that
they didn't have the words, but their reaction and their
face was thinking double income, nod really like what would
set them off a list?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I love it. Here's the thigs. I love it. A
few of us were staying at the same hotel. Right
where are you the laying them in Melbourne? Great hotels.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Love the Langham, you know, I love the Langam. It''s
interesting all around the world.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I love it. You know what.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
It's a very feminine hotel, and most hotels are very masculine.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
It's really beautiful flowers and the rooms gay as gay
as it's the year's hotel. It's got they literally have
I every day huge, the smell of lovender when you're beautiful, beautiful,
everything's pink and fine. But just love it. The first
(43:33):
thing I got, the first dink eye roll is we
paid a bit more for a room with the balcony.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Oh I love that. But you don't even smoke.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
But it was just like better views.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Do you want to have cold you go out onto
the balcony, of course, like a balcony.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Really what we're talking about. I paid for a balcony,
but you can't go on it. Let you open the door. No, no,
it's proper like table chairs. You go out.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
I know those. Yeah, one of the best views of
you can get over the river.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Tourists stunning towards the city Interstate Buckhead stayed the lang.
Get a balky room, not cheap. Who gives a ship?
So they're like, oh, I can't afford it? Give a ship.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Let's just say that we understand in life who gives
a ship?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
People who aren't dogs the pocket that the podcast is
coming up about dink in a minute. So that was
the first one. Yeah, second one, the Cody and I
were on the cocktails. Oh friend of mine denk she
didn't say denk, but towel she was. But why they
were on wines? They're on the wines. Okay, they're on
the basics think and the sink the single.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, okay, very hard with the sink though.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
So the sink and the dink, we're on the cot.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
The dink hasn't much better. Off than the sink, because
if you're a sink, you carry a lot of extra expenses.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Yeah, but that's in the sinks. Jack lovely, you know,
jak haaddress my wedding.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I love Jack, but remember Jack's got no one to
split expenses.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
But he's not lonely. You've seen him and he's what
he's up to on the weekends.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
All right, So sink and deep.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
The other dink eye roll I got was when I
was talking the buckheads know this, when about the dermatologist
and the Rosasia adventure, and then one of them goes,
how much was the dermatologist. It's like, oh, it was
four hundred dollars for the appointment, and then she just goes,
I can't see your dirmy. You've got kids.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, denk you know they more in nation building.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Excuse me, as I said to one of my dreams.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
You're supporting the economy as well.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Thank you. When the third cocktail fabulous and I got confident.
Two things. One I don't remember forcing you to have kids.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, God, you can roll your eyes insane.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I can't say back, No you can't. They can't fire back.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
No, you can't dink no, you can't are you.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I can't think of anything?
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Is your friendship intact? They were all good, okay, good.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
The sink back me up on that one. Yeah, dink
versus dink and sink. First, dink and sink. Yeah, the
next dink ie roll They said, for and Den, they're
listening for and Den said they got a new bed
for their their twins. They got two new beds to
their boys, and they were putting them together some there's
(46:34):
some story about putting the beds together. And I said,
why don't you just get someone from air tasker like
we do? Again the eye roll, Dink, you're really putting
me off.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Dinks, you're really putting me off.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Said wait, paying someone one hundred dollars to put together
our bed head that we did a couple of months ago,
that's dink, that's double income, no kids. Is it that
some lavish lifestyle? Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
You know a lot of people don't have one hundred
dollars to spare.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I know that. Why I well, yeah, that's why I
did it. Yeah, yeah, correct. You can afford to be
is the thing. So here's here's where the argument. And
you couldn't wait to bring it up on the pod
isn't this a lush conversation? So the whole table got
involved here because my argument was and remains, Yeah, I'm
(47:33):
not saying I've got a lot of money. I'm saying
I choose to spend money on things that are convenient, like,
but that.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Is a lot of money. Yeah, But I'm arguing against yourself.
I'm choosing, yeah, we're going to spend money. Yeah, but
you've got that money to spend, is the point. That's
what a dinky is.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
That's what a dink is.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
No one's going to someone who's on benefits, Well I
know that one's oh dinks as they as they go
down to the social security of her, then.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I know that. Excuse me. Then then I got defensive
and I was kicking off about how I want our
podcast to always be free. Then I kicked off about
how like I five my producers every year about comedy.
First of all, tickets need to be cheap so everyone comes.
You know what I'm like. And also my husband's very
busy on his credit card. With the points thinks with
this point and the last one which I agree with
(48:29):
is this is the big dink. Yeah, they went, Yeah,
Fortnightly haircuts can't even that was Cody. Cody chipped in
and said he gets his haircut. It's only forty.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Think that you have friends that actually amazes me.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Then you have friends outside your serfs. So I'm going
to inside and the buckheads. This area that we're doing
right now, this is my will be my new hour
next year. Don't you think it's good.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
If I don't get to thank you in the Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think there's a whole show in this,
getting into the weeds of money and being parents and
what you spend money on and what you get angry
at your friends doing.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
The heavy lifting.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Who is parents? Yeah, but you need some gays around,
you need some dinks.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
I'm not saying I'm not saying that that either is
superior to the other morally, the people that are keeping
civilization going, I'd say probably a long run.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I'm writing the word down. You just said that.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
Because it's the propagation of the species. You're fool wherever
you're spraying.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
If it's not much growing there, that's the sink. That's
not the dink of the sink. The sink and the dink.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Anyway, Yeah, I mean it's I think we know how
humanity has.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
But that's when I knew I lost. The table was
fortnightly haircuts.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I wish I could have popped in and gone, please
don't judge my darling friend by what he's told you
on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
They weren't judging. It was just all in. There was
about you afterwards next. But yeah, but why wouldn't they like.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Saying what just you know, you know what someone's going
to say to you one day?
Speaker 2 (50:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (50:35):
I can't wait? Even though parents are too demoralized generally,
and yeah, too tied to ground down, too overwhelmed by
portals and lunches and there, there, there and conjunctivire, But
if they summoned a bit of who they once were
before they gave themselves up in the noble pursuit of
(50:58):
continuing humanity.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Stop right there, missing. You're acting like it is scientifically
possible for me to do that. If it was, I
would you know.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
It's scientifically possible?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
What do you mean you reckon? Yeah, I'm going to
go to the effort of getting someone else stinks. Aren't
doing that.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
But you're enjoying a dinkerage, And I totally I love
it for you. I love it for you however, they
might say to you, check your privilege.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Okay, but let me say this, what's cutting in here?
You and my friends with kids tell me amazing, lovely,
glorious moments about their children, Moments of pride, beautiful moments
of bonding. Do you think I sit there and say,
check your privilege. No, because.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
It's something that's been earned. Privilege is something my giantly haircut.
I earn that haircut.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
I don't want to do.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
You know that, you know that the only currency sometimes
parents have is a faint glimmer of a gold coin
that's wedge so deep in the person, and then sometimes
you think you're never going to be able to fish it.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Who's a big buckhead? We ended the chat on her
saying and more and more recently, you are saying so
many things on your podcast that are just so obvious
that you're a dink. You've got to be a bit
more wary about what you're saying you're able to do.
I don't know what did she say something about, but
you are a dink? You don't know? Good point. He's
(52:50):
a selfish, self exordink.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
We love him for it.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
I love him. It's a text already.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Oh, my goodness, my god, I love it.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Do you know you're a dink?
Speaker 3 (53:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (53:06):
No, no, up. Surely knew I was a dink. I just
didn't know that it was really I'm hitting that age
where it obvious that it has a profounder effect on
my haircuts. Oh, you've got it.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
My mother in law to the group chat. Do I
need to change his name? Such? Your father had a
stomach upset in the night. Did anyone else have any
stomach trouble? Everything was cooked fresh after I got home
at quarter to three, But I am thinking maybe the
(53:48):
little piece of rolled pork which I cooked in with
the roast potatoes might have caused it, or maybe the
Port Arlington mussels which he had at the hotel when
we had lunch with Maria and Fred. Quite a bit
of anyway, Intel, he's a good bit better and having
a sleep. But I just wondered if everyone else is
(54:10):
okay after Josie's little impromptu birthday. Also, who's going to
the baby shower on Sunday?
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Live from there's always the park, it's the pork or
the seafood? Why does she have the name the two
people that also had the food.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
And also why does she have to name what sort
of muscles they want.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
And why does all parents friends have all just got
one of six names? What are they? It's always Maria.
There's always a Maria.
Speaker 3 (54:41):
Or Maria, Marie.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
It's true, it's true.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Fred. There's not many Freds.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
And as much as mums love a medical appointment, but
you know else, they love food poisoning. Oh god, if
there's an event with food poisoning, this will be spoken
about for the rest of time.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Because you know what, if you're like me and not
a dink, you spend a lot of time cooking for things, events, functions, family.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Jews, whatever, All right, right, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
The thought that you might have contaminated someone with.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Your But you know what I find fascinating, my wa wo.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
Literally, I do not know anyone who's ever had food poisoning.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
From a house in my house, or house.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
In my house, or in my mother in law's house.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yeahhhh, it's never happened.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
And so I'm like, it must be hard to get
We're domestic, Like, there's six or seven people in our house.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
That's a lot of cooking.
Speaker 3 (55:47):
It's a lot of service, a lot of hands, food
gets left out.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
D used by dates in your house.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Trust sometimes desperate for some sour cream. If I just.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
Remove you know, my this rule makes no It makes
me physically sick. Tody loves milk, right, he still has
milk like he's five years old.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yes, and that's why it's so healthy.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Here's my rule. If you have to sniff it more
than once, you don't have it. And so he has
a sniff, and then if he goes in for the
second sniff that maybe he likes it. He goes in
for the third or fourth sniff sometimes and still has it.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Well, you know, but I'll tell you what couldn't be
deceptive around about milk?
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
Sometimes it can be around the neck of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
You're a double sniffer. Yeah, I'm sorry. If there's some
actual body, If there's something around the neck of the bottle, bye.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
Bye, really dink, really dink.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
Pour of milk. Then drink milk and drink. And the
only thing mm of a age love more than food
poisoning is if the catering wasn't good. If it's a
wedding and the food wasn't good, disappointed, think the fingerfood
(57:01):
came out too late, the spring rolls were cold, you're
gonna hear about this for twenty years. True.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Wheep, Dean, you know what your shay should be called?
Speaker 2 (57:13):
What dink you stink?
Speaker 3 (57:20):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me, Kate Langbrook
and him Nathan Valvo.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
It's produced by.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
The brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent
Yack Lawrence you.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
Might call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
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