July 27, 2026 • 62 mins
- Scammed in the garden
- Is nath an empath
- A wee in the bush
- Prawn cocktails are making a come back
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It will cut you off of the knees, then gift
you a pair of easies. And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Baye ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Ba back Tuesday morning, buck bad bite it by Badine Brook?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Who's that interrupting my reverie tears Nature Valvo, the finest
comedian in the land. Thanks you very much. Anything else
of Mooney Ponds?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I know what.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You people knowing where you live? What is what sort
of daut it sage? No, it's not getting cut.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was a joke, cut a sage about actually, actually
I don't live in Mooney Ponds. So I actually say
that because I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, good, You're right. You know you don't know where
do you leave? You know where I leave? Do you leave?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Not there?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I used to do then there was no problem. I
used to us. But that's so paranoid. It's like people
when people.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Have do you know anyone in the world to get
scammed more than the guy sitting across from you right now. Yes,
but it's never in the flesh yet, is it yet?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You know I got scammed years ago with my in
the flesh in the garden with my father. I mean, strange,
it's so strange. But hang on. First, we have a
little eavesdropper, a little ilf wearing a red jumper. Quick,
she's tired, Sasha, pinch finest production that you can't even
(02:19):
rather make you way big weekend. There was no need
to make you way to the microphone. I was just
saying you.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Couldn't be bothered doing so. Where does she live.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
In a suburb called Windsor?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, boring, go back to the story on the front.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I spent the weekend with Sash. I'll tell you about
that in the moment.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Because there's a picture I want to talk about. A
picture was sent to me and that needs to be discussed.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay. So ye years ago I was you can't even
brother coming to push as well.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I've never seen someone more uncomfortable in a chair.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I never thought I would miss getting pushed, yeah, straddled
yeah by by a sullen producer. Now we've got she's tired.
She's rung out like a dirty old chucks anyway. So
I was in the front yard with my dad, and
my dad had retired. And Dad was one of those people,
(03:17):
like he never had a hobby, So he was one
of those men that you'd be worried about retiring. I
don't know what we were worried about, me and Mum.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He was just he took to it like a duck
to water the garden.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
The host of all he came over, he said, I
will clean your house for you, cleaning cave when you
need it. Only happened like twice.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It was a disaster, but like Dad clean, so there's
still some sort of tool involved.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, Dad wasn't. No Dad wasn't that. Imagine someone that
didn't particularly clean, but they re arranged things so they
could snoop on some move shit. That was my dad. Yeah,
he would see Dad was snoopy, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
She was just he thinks she garaged needs to be cleaned.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And okat you have you do? Seem to be a
pile of unpaid parking tickets viad. You know, like he
was always finding something that he shouldn't anyway, So then
he moved into the garden. He said, I'll help you
do your garden. And the garden was like as big
as you know, ten handkerchiefs stitched together. It was tiny,
(04:23):
little frontyard an odd way to measure. It's a biblical
measure ten cube. You just make that a hof ten cubit.
It was tiny anyway. So Dad and I were in
the front yard and we were having a lovely time,
and this guy comes up the street and he is
(04:45):
wearing overalls, nice looking sort of working guy type, probably
I don't know, probably mid thirties or whatever, maybe early thirties.
And he goes, oh, I wonder if you can help me.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I have.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I was working on a job around the corner with
my mate and he's driven off with the in his ute,
with my phone and my clothes and everything, and my
wallet was in my pants or whatever. He seed, and
I don't have any money. I don't have anything. And
I said, oh, would you like to use the phone?
(05:20):
Come in and use the phone, right He goes, oh, no, no, no,
I I just need to get somewhere. I can't remember,
he said, I need to get and I don't have anything.
Would you have five or ten dollars? And because I
was an actor at the time. Read unemployed.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You're in the garden with your dad, Yeah, sewing your
handkerchiefs together, the pair of us.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't know why I'm laughing at him. Looking for
something to fill his days, I was.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I was like, yeah, earlier retirement.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah. Anyway, I literally didn't have five or ten dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But what I did have in the house was like
a jar of coins, remember coins.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Coins, right, And so I said to him, Oh, I
don't I'll go inside and see what I've got. And Dad,
my dad said, I hope you are telling the truth
to my daughter. Yeah, he was, I said that, and
I was so mortified that he said this to this
lovely guy. I was like, Dad, it's fine. So I
(06:23):
go inside and I get the coins, and I've got, like,
I don't know, eleven dollars in change or whatever. So
I give him that, and then I remembered I gave
him an apple and a banana as well, in case
he was hunger.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Going off to his first day of pre school apparently,
and a musally bar.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Anyway, so I gave him that and I said, oh,
good luck and whatever. And he goes down the street
and we were near a train station, and I'm assuming
he went to the train station anyway. And I said
to Dad, Dan did I felt sorry for him? Dad said,
I don't like it. I don't like it. It was
it couldn't it couldn't. It might not be legitimate, right,
(07:04):
And I said, oh, Dad, it just seems so fully
legit to me. Anyway. Later that week, I'm talking to
my neighbors up the street. This really lovely New Zealand
girl who was always drunk. I loved her. I'll tell you, mad, Yeah,
your origin story, mush. But another girl called Vanessa, and
he was a strike. She was always drunk, and she
(07:26):
had a twin system. They were just the best, most
funnest beauty smashed. Of course they were. Anyway, I shouldn't
say that because Vanessa had had a baby.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But and that's like drawing through it because she's committed,
and that's what the buck up's all about.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Anyway. And then Vanessa said to me, did you hear
about the guy that's been going around the neighborhood scamming people?
And I said, no, what, Like I love a scam
what's he doing? She says, he weezed like trading overalls
and he bretonds his lifties, his clothes have been driven
away by his friend. I'm like in a huge and
(08:02):
he's got it, yes, and I got scamed. He's doing
the neighborhood guy. He did the neighborhood. And when I
told Dad, of course, Dad, you know, well, okay, I'm
going to say the most dishonest expression in the English language,
(08:23):
and that is I hate to say I told you so. Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It is so dishonest because I don't waste my time
saying it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Loves, I don't waste your breath I told you so.
But it's the greatest that people have the why don't
we just let's just change that expression. I love to
say I told you so.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Hey, I'm going to love telling you this.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You were so wrong. When I told Dad, even just hurting.
Dad was so a indignant but also over the moon,
but really angry about the eleven dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It's a lot of a lot of money back then.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But he was a Dutchman, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Question, do you think he ate the banana and the apple?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I don't know. I did wonder about that after.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Score, I reckon he piffed it. No, I don't want
to Yeah, I don't think he.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I don't think he did it. I don't think he
ate it. Maybe the banana, because that's got a covering
like once you take her clothes off. Underneath, she's pristine.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Scamming so much that a suburb knows that neighbors know
that we're to each other about going.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Up and down knocking on people's doors. And I happened
to be at the front with my dad.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And you know, the EmPATH enemy, which gets me into
a lot of trouble. I think if you're going that,
if you need that much, I am a criminals criminal.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Did you hear chortling? She's you know what she's laughing
at that Our listeners will be as well thought that
you believe I am to be an impact compared to
I know, compared to.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You too and my husband. Really no, I think I am.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
No. I know you think you are. But we live
in a time where people think all sorts of things
about themselves that are patently not true.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Excuse me, and you are how many times in this
pod have you belittled me for the exact opposite, for
telling me that I'm too much of a care about
feelings and all of that stuff about especially with crims,
criminals and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yes, I care about criminals. I don't care about them.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
But there's been times where I've said things You've said,
oh yeah, and you've done your little thing.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I tried to gig into a catin pressure, but I
could not know how to do it. You're so rattled
fact that you're an EmPATH.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm an EmPATH.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I crashed the rest of your thought because we were
just so unsettled.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
This you know what?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
This needs a buck up pole? Oh h.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
They decided if I should get earrings or not.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Do we need a list? Was a big no. Do
we need a list of like robotic characteristics that you
have or do you think our buckwhets buckstackles.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Going to I'm going to stand by it. I'm going
to stand by my call.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh you're a door?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
What part of you anyway? What say I forget because
I'm an impath, because I'm an EmPATH, and also never
say that about yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
That is the first time I've ever said that sentence,
and even as it came out, I didn't enjoy it.
It's really what I was trying to say is here
is a different point of view that guy.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
He's going to so much trouble to get the cash.
Something's going on, but also he deserves.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
He deserves the banana because look like needs the potassium.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Twenty years later, I'm still enjoying his work, so I've
got it's a good point. But there's something inside me
that is still I just I can't believe it that
he was so convincing.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
We have gone to a new level in our friendship
in the last few days. Sometimes in friendships it gets
to this point where I get sent a picture, Oh
of you me.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Weing in a bush, s much a French. I've been
fine now.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
As an EmPATH, even I was a bit like, okay,
what's going on here? But practicing I've worked that out.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
But also.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I think I'm ready for that level of our friendship.
I didn't get the pick and I wasn't shocked. I
wasn't horrified I got the pickoff. You know what, Yes,
all right, Kate's having a wee in the bush. I
have to contextualize you're also barreling the camera, which is.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You're staring right at it. That was all when Bersky
goes to do a suddenly looks at me right in
the eye. Sometimes just like we'd such that's going on.
(13:31):
Where enjoy my squad? Okay, let me tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Very impressed with the with the squad, but also I
should have had you are in the open.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
That's why I had to do it there, because there
were no toilets around, and I had to do wey.
I was in a nature reserve, public walkway of someone's backyard.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't know how I was getting back up, that's
the question. Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, okay, if you look at that photo, I think
you'll see some sort of metal frame next to it.
No doubt the council is going to put na walking
jugs making no enjoying yourself squatting push it right. Of course,
they haven't got around to putting up their latest restriction
(14:21):
on people's freedoms, but they have handily left a frame,
a metal frame, and I do think that I got
some purchase on that frame to hoist myself up from
what is known as my Melassino squat.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And how would you feel about that going on our Instagram?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm happy to but see that's what I see what
I said? Sign sign So you got back up? Yeah?
I got back up. I got back up. This is good,
but also so Sash. I mean normally I enjoy your
silence more than most things, to be honest, but in
(14:58):
this case, you cannot condemn me, madam, with your lack
of explanation of what was going on. I was shocked
about the what open area? But where where you knew?
We were in the middle of an eight k wall.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
There's a lot of bush there. You could have gotten
into the bush a bit more, I suggested, going into
the bit more, into the bush, a bit dangerous.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I suggested going into the bush. Oh winter, but you
know they love warmth. They love warmth. They're only hibernating.
It's not like they're not.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
There warm along, but they're not out and about anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Whatever, I've been fitted up, and I'm not happy about it,
and yet I seem to be enjoying it. But it
is very well on your We did, didn't we? Sasianized
eight k. It was shorter than I normally do. And
it was delightful, wasn't it. Sash and I set out
and we had a couple of strangers behind.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Lost the gossiping. So you're actually working out, we talked.
All I'm saying it's a proper workout because you were
just bagging the whole time. Yeah, and so two of
you broke free.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You went ahead. Okay, let me tell you something that
I'm a bit distressed about. The two girlfriends who were
with us. We were down at Sash's for the weekend.
In fact, Sasha's boyfriend's house. Are you nineteen years old?
He love? He was playing golf. So as soon as
he's out of the country, bye bye. We are down
(16:28):
there ends we are there in the bush anyway, And
Sash had said all along, we're going to go for
this big walk on Sunday morning. Let me tell you,
on Saturday night, it seemed very unlikely that any of
us would be doing any sort of physical activity that
didn't involve shaking hands with a paramedic who had saved
(16:50):
our lives.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
One of those fantasies you have about people coming and
giving you.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The drips the whistle, does the IV drip?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
The IV hydrop me up. That's what I want. But
we set off now. Alice and Carla, our girlfriends who
were there as well, do not a jot of exercise.
Alice is as hot as haides. Carla's got some vava vorm,
the pair of them. Carla works, does a lot of
physical work because she's a neon artist, so she's always
(17:17):
working with like structures and stuff. So I understand that
she's strong. Alice does nothing, even nothing doesn't cover it.
I there's only one expression for it. She does sweep
in an iron love.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
That iron lone woman died this week. She was in
the iron lung for seventy.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Years, and she only died because someone pulled the cord
or some machine became something great. I think I just
had a quick link at that, and then I thought
for a moment, can machine be obsolete? Looking at a
newspaper from the nineteen forty, yeah, I felt as an
air path. I felt so for her. That was her
(18:03):
whole life in there, never out. I thought they came
out of it sometimes, Yeah, I think they do. She didn't.
She was in there the whole time. Was she lying down?
Lying down in the pick ice? So I kind of
laying down for seventy years?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I mean I could, I mean I have I clicked
and it said she did. But so it was the
machine's fault.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Isn't that? The The human urge to live is so
phenomenally strong, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I mean, what an excuse to get out of stuff.
Though you're in an iron line.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But isn't that an expression he wouldn't work in an
iron line.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, but I'm talking about the opposite. Come come to
your baby shower. I mean an iron lunge.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Let me just say this, And you know, I don't
want to yuck your yum. I don't want to yack
your yum.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And my youm is an iron lung. I've always said it.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
However, she's peering for the yu intro. I knew exactly
what she was doing.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I'm going to yuck your yum.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Okay, well done, Sash. We need to context your life.
By the way, Sh'S very very very very tired from
the events of the weekend, and she's already had to
work a full day to day and here.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
She's with us, and here she's with us as you
yuck my yup, yuck my lung, yu, yuck your lim.
He's got a text from Mom. You gotta yuck my lung.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Okay, are you ready? Okay, it's just a small point,
but I believe a pertinent one anyone who knows this lady.
What was her name, Sash? Did you find her on
your tippity tap the iron lung woman. Yeah, she would
love rip into the machine rip Martha Lillard. Oh, I
(20:05):
love her. I can't. Anyone who knew her well enough
to invite her to shower would quite likely know she's
in an iron lungs. It's good to be polite. That's
got to be polite. That's and also I believe you
could wheel her. I mean that's a lot. It's a
(20:26):
lot you want Martha's company.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's a lot of effort to have to accommodate for
your friend in the iron long.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
What even for an impact?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Because you know what those little baby showers or hands
nights is a lot of Often you're moving around doing
things and games.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Many hands make guys.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
He comes, Mark pin the tail and the baby and
all of that.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Martha loves a quiz. She'd be very good. Martha loves.
Martha loves a cocktail swizzler shape like a plastic penis.
She'd love it.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Miss Martha weekend away on it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh yes, brilliant. Look at us doing the topic we're
supposed to. It was so brilliant. So we set off
on Friday afternoon to get maximum value. There was some
talk of leaving on Saturday morning from my girlfriend. Ridiculous. Yeah,
I'm like, I'm not doing that. That's the day gone. Yeah. Correct.
By the time you arrive you're so exhausted you need
(21:26):
a nap. But what is this anyway? So we got
down Friday night to it. I had brought prawn's shelled
like a professional. You know, have I told you this
about her? You what did you say? Shelled? Proficial?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
You said shelled. So we're going back a few years
with the drugs.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
So the head quicker as if you're doing that with
the prawn, don't try to cover your.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Dirty Remember prawn in gay culture, prawn.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Is I don't don't. I know, it's atty bad. It's
not sexually in that way.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I know it's when someone's and then it comes out
and then it's absolutely not what is it? What is it?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
It's disrespectful And I never use the term prawn is
a very good body unattractive face because you know, you
throw the face or what you throw the head away
with a prawn. So back in like awful gaze, awful, judgmental,
shallow gaze on that's everywhere they call them.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So you never heard that I've heard that. What do
you think more interested? I'll tell you after, But it's
not that horrible. I can't believe I'm more of a
gay man than you.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
What a cute little term for an ugly face. I
don't know where you're.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's like butterface, a conversation, an expression that I absolutely adore,
which is oh yes, her face, it's just funny butter face.
And the other one I like is which is I
dream of being? Which is the sixty twenty rule? Sixty
(23:06):
twenty rule, twenty from behind when they turn around, sixty
from the front, the other twenty What. I'm so confused.
You're doing math. It's just called sixty twenty. It's not
a percentage.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Oh sorry, yeah, okay, well if you're sixty twenty, that
annoys me that it's not equaling one hundred.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Okay, you can call it the eighty twenty rule. Thank you,
much better. Sixty forty eighty twenty, I can't. Yeah better, Well,
there can't be. No one ever wants to go sixty forty.
Oh she looked forty from behind, war like, said, no one.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Ever fellas she looks forty from behind. I'm telling you,
I'm telling you she looks like a solemn form.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
An eighty year old could say, but when she turned around,
Oh no, I know, and everyone is. But what we're
talking about here is lowest common denominated descriptions. We're not
talking about evolved adults who were going butterface. We're talking
about juvenile like us, juvenile and childish insults that we
(24:21):
richly enjoy and I have been subject to probably most
of them.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
What are we talking about? If we both crabbed our
drinks like that was enough? Jeerz. I know. We went
down on Friday and we were peeling for so I
made so we thought through the food. I know you
don't care about food. I care about food. You don't,
Oh my god, thought through. We thought through the menu
(24:53):
because we're getting down lateish prawn cocktail on arrival bed
of lettuce, remade the or in sauce. Yea maris sauce. Stunning.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I haven't seen a prawn cocktail in a very long
time outside.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Of a movie. You will see them everywhere, I think,
really where, Well, no, they're going to have a renains.
So you're calling it because it's stunning.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Starts here, I think because of where we are in.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Life and times that people are returning to classic things
and you know dip you know how, yeah, you know how.
The kids are like coupling up early. I think they Yeah,
they're not drinking. Yeah, they're not drinking. They're like a
down boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever they've had since high school.
(25:45):
I think like that. The first that's so so.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
You should have introduced is that your daughter's twenty first
would have been a hit outcome the prawn cocktails. Everyone
loves a bit of orange sauce for their socializing.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Sash had a cheese pleta waiting for it. She got
down there, here we go, fire going. Oh geez, was stunning.
And then what happened? We went to watch? Was it
that night?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yes, yes, that night. Later that night we went to
watch the show that you suggested.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I don't suggest that, I just guessed you would watch it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Be frightened to say you suggested Sash roll the tape.
Imagine if you did roll the dape jack my I
just get capable of correctly guessed. So do you want
to hate watch? Yeah? We want to hate watch? And Sash, oh,
I got it.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I've got it to hate watch. But it's it's the
four women going away for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
It's the big new series. What is it? That's the
one watched.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Jennifer Garner is in it. It's based on a book.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh, I love it. Five Star Weekend, the five Star weekend.
It's perfect. I won't be watching it, but you can
watch it. We're going to watch it. Stunning. It is
beyond bad, bad, but so beyond bad. Yes that we
were devastated when we realized there were only three episodes.
(27:11):
I'm calling it here.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
If you are with friends, a bad movie or a
bad show is one hundred times more enjoyable than.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
A good I can't I agree. What needs to be bad?
You're in it together? Okay, until the next day something
extraordinary happened and I can't remember it was you and
Carla who started it, wasn't it? I think so because
we tried to fight club the Forgotten Bennett's sister or
about Mary Bennett, right, and she was so played and
(27:42):
it was I couldn't watch her for a couple of
in the eighteen hundreds. Yeah, but it was modern, right,
So apparently there was a sister. What were the other
sisters from? Interesting? All the sisters from Pride and Prejudice anyway, whatever,
I've never seen Pride Women, can you please it over?
Pride and Prejudice Valvo, I had never seen it. I'm
(28:05):
not including you here, no, no, and but I can
only understand now. We like to discuss things that.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Are year after year movie movie on this pod.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Pride and Prejudice back to the og Pride and Prejudice
with Colin Firth and the most stunning English actor actress.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Her face or what's her name?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
From love?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Actually, oh am, I you're thinking of the kier A Nightley.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I don't know. I mean too many. It's the original
three years.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Series six hours, six hours worth.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And the next day when we're on somewhere, when we're
on the hike, when we were whatever, I was like,
I am so obsessed on letterally obsessed. We had to
go home. We could not get enough of it. It
was magnificent. If you like me, stop stop. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Normally you're quite a good storyteller. You're making your career
out of it. We have just on from hiking to
I must watch and Prejudice.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Immediately was I have something out? At some point I
started watching Pride and Prejudice. You le that did I?
I was so I couldn't believe. And when they suggested it,
Alice had also never seen it, and we were like, oh, yeah,
we'll give it a go. It is Is this the
(29:25):
one with mister Darcy? Yes, he comes out I've seen.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I thought, is it safe to say that most rom
coms on some web are a remake of pride and prejudice?
Does she choose that guy or mister Darcy? Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
And everything, and that they are bastard and that they
don't like each other and they have friction and then
she realized she's misread him, and then she likes another
guy and.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
He's like the classic. It was just so, which one
did you want to made? Well? Whatever? BBC? The original
BBC one.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Okay, six Oh my god, you watch the six hours?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Six hours? That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
God, we were in an iron lung, get up, move
around a bit.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
We've just honestly we just punctuated in between by going
to get a drink and yeah, we were six hours,
totally on board with in This is.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
In three and a half weeks. This is how far
away it is. Me, Cody and our friend. Then the
three of us are going to see the Odyssey. That's
two hours and fifty minutes, and I'm already nervous.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, and it's weeks a whe I'm already panicking. But also,
I'm going to say this, I haven't seen it, and
I believe it's very good. No matter how good it is,
it won't be a patch on this. This was so good.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
The Odyssey is a straight man's bright and prejudice. Some
of the casting I'm not just going to be it's
too woke, you reckon? No, No, not too woke, just odd,
just weird.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, this is weird.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Fantasy anyway, isn't the story of made up poem?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Well, every work of fiction is a fantasy. How can
it be ruined if it's not real? Well, haven't you
ever seen a show where people haven't got the casting right?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Well, yes, but it's based on like real stuff, on
real people.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
But you still know what the essence of the person
is like because the.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Bloody one eyed monster in a cave and a preview.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Well, they better get that wrong. They'd better get that right.
Like Sasha and I were talking about the perfect casting
in Pride and Bridger, just like it's unutterably perfect. So
much I'd like to track down the person from twenty
years ago. Who was it? I don't know. So a
newcomer Hugh Grant. Is he in it? No? Oh wow?
(31:38):
Has he ever been in one? Oh? I'm sure, but
I'm not fully on board. And he's many fine, but
i'd never seen really Colin Firth, and you know when
everyone was losing in their minds about him in the
white shirt and the lake scene.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
My experience with him is Bridget Jones's diary. Yeah, I'm
guessing it's sort of the same character. And that's just
a snooze fest.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm so bored.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Was based on that sing but I'm so bored by
that character.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Well, this is just exquisite. Women don't want him. The
girls I know don't want him, the boring guy in
the watch not you watch Pride and Prejudice because it's
times just all like and also because she was also
unutterably lovely just usually it was so so you're on board. Now,
(32:31):
you see, Now that you've finally I haven't read the book.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Finally you've watched Pride and Prejudice, I have now been
inspired to finally watch your favorite film of all time
that I've never seen the sound of music.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh my god, I'm going to do it, have you not.
I've never said showed that at I max that would
sell out? That would that's just middle aged women and
gay men. Why not say money?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
No good? Of course not.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Hey, I would have a career if there was. That
reminds me of years ago when I took not that
long ago. Actually, Mum had never been to a soup prey.
We were talking about soup prey, right, she's when I've
never been to one. I went. We were in the city.
I said, I'll take you to one, right, so she'd
(33:24):
go in there. It was like the music was blaring
and there were fluoro tops and it was all a
lot of super still around. Yeah it is. It's a
lot calm and it's still pumping. No, it wasn't liked
here at one hundred meters away. But Mum said to me,
I love this. And I still remember she was like
looking at things and most of them were like, you know,
(33:47):
midriff tank tops. So not for mum eighty twenty when
she's still for sixty six twenty, she still found a pair.
I got her a pair of lace like leggings. Cool anyway,
and then she says to me, we go to the
counter and I'm paying or whatever. And then she says,
(34:07):
when we're leaving, we've walked out of Supre. And I said, so, mum,
you nay, you've been to Supre. She goes, they do
a lot better business if they turned the music down
and turn the lights up. She's not wrong, she's not wrong.
And I'm just.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So prey back in the day. Let's go back fifteen
to twenty years.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'm in my face, very fun. Lot of words on things. Oh, yes,
top with words on them. Yeah, random words.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
That was Suprey, wasn't it like girls wearing tops, words
on them, words in glitter and stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Everyone but Supre did that for sure? For sure? What
a silver? What a pink? Ye? Yes, I want to go.
I love it. If I could go step back into
probably two thousand and time, Supprey, Yeah, two thousand and five.
(35:01):
I think I would love everything in it in there,
love it.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Turn the music down and the wires up. She's not
bloody wrong what they've done now.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
And I think the business has really dropped off. No
one's there anymore. But why do you laugh at me
at Imax? I know tea all right? When the buck
up is a bigger enterprise than it is you. We
will hire the Imax and put on a screen of
the sound of music, and each will sell out.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Well, here's one for the straight men listening, all sex,
six of you seven. Maybe I didn't even know this, So.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
This is what's happening with movies, a lot of straight men. Well, yeah, okay,
that's different.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I didn't know any of this until this Odyssey film
came along. Stay bear with me, folks, here we go.
He filmed it in Imax, a special Imax camera. Oh
did he so the way he wants you to see
it is at Imax? Oh my god, that mate.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I just realized something. Someone's written to us to say
that you're a doppel ganger of someone But I've realized
you're a doppel ganger of someone else.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
This is a dangerous game to pray. This is so dangerous.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I probably shouldn't press twenty, I should eighty forty, I
shouldn't present. Just do it, Elliott Page, Oh yeah, maybe you, Elliott.
Maybe the hair, No, something about the eyes, the build.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Hey, that's a compliment, because excellent cheekbones and playing the biggest,
great great facial structure.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You could be siblings.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Okay, So this is because I'm overwhelmed by all this.
This is this the new movie making Kate Odyssey's filmed
in an IMAX camera. To see it the way he
wants you to see it is to see the I
guess how many IMAX cinemas that are in Australia.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
One? Yeah, one, We're like, you Knowbourne, that's it. Why
would he have done that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
The tickets are forty five dollars, so that's why they've
done it. And then if you go see it at
the movies, it's like watching something on your phone turn
the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah right, yeah, you get the top it and the
bottom be cut off of the whole film, of the
whole thing. So I've seen on social some people saying
I saw it in a normal movie, a normal cinema,
and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm sure it's fine. But then someone posts the thing
and you're like, but I want to see the top bit.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, I don't see the feathers on his head. But
you don't know what you don't know. It's a really
good quote point. I don't know what I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
I know what I know.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
You can't do it that way. Well, I was going
to say, then we could go see it together at
a normal cinema.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Not seeing it twice. No, I'm not two hours and
fifty minutes.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Also, you'd be seeing it in the wrong order. You
could go to a normal cinema first. But once you
realize how much you look like Elliott Page, can you go.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
And see The Odyssey at a regular cinema and just
yell out two or three times you don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
What you don't know or your favorite true things can
be true at the same time.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Now, let's just talk about me saying two things can
be true at the same time.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Again, what was you mumbled it?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Just before we started?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
What did I say? What did I say? I started
the intro because I was quoting you.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
It's really gotten too you.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
No, it hasn't got to me. Yes, as in you
don't know you adorable that you somehow think you invented it.
That's what That's what I find adorable. It's like when
Dave O'Neil tried to tell us that he'd invented going
through the McDonald's drive through and asking them to put
the chocolate syrup down the bottom in a Sunday Sorry,
(38:47):
whoever invented it. I think he was quite adamant that
that was his invention. So O G.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Buckheads wouldn't know that there was a certain someone you
were really into for the first few months of this pod,
especially you, mister Brian Johnson, the man who will live forever.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
He got a lot of our he got a lot
of our brain. We were hooked because I too love
a supplement and injecting myself with ballad I have stolen
from my son.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, and like measuring erections, that's right, measuring erections.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Everyone knows who he is, just a wrath.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Was on two million dollars a year, spending two million
dollars a year to live forever. And he believed you
could cheat your way through, Yes, through everything you just said,
through every kind.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Of intervention that he could think of, every suck like
he takes two hundred supplements a down. This he sleeps.
He sleeps in a nine lung, does he just about?
He sleeps in a weird machine.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
And then we, let's be honest, We gave him ship
because he came out and said, can you believe I'm fifty?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
We thought you were ninety because he didn't think this
is the problem. It's like Hugh's he trying to sell
you on veganism. You've got to look great to get
people like that. He didn't look great. You've got to
look hot.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
If you look hot, I will listen to anything you
have to say about capital gains taxis.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
If you're hot. Yes, yes, that's not a joke with
everyone else.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
So and this is not funny what Brian Johnson has
come out and said he has an autoimmune disease. Yes,
that was incurable, could never stop it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yep, he said his stomach is eating itself stomach.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It's called auto immune gast writers reairly very bad. I
feel sorry for the guy. We've never disliked him.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
We like needling in someone who's doing what he's doing.
You kind of wait for the other shoe to drop.
And this is just the other shoe dropping, do you
know what I mean. It's like someone dancing on a
cliff top at midnight in the dark with shoes that
they've greased with pig fat.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Okay, back to the weekend just before or after Pride
and prejudice.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
At one point when they fall over, like it's terrible,
they've fallen over. But you can't also muster both expressions,
even though it's possible for two things to be true
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
I can't must an inventiation the expression.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Of shock and oh, isn't that terrible? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Hasn't said what's he going to do about it? As
in is he going to continue? He's saying that does
he attribute it to? Apparently science doesn't. It's all about
genetics all that.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Who huh. But that's just for us. I'm not going
to do all of them.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
He did come out last year and say, here are
the forty one things I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
All right, if you want to live forever, get your
pens out. But here's a couple. You'll be wanting to
drop these down.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
With this one, I don't understand he reckons that one.
Overseas flight when you change time zones ages you thirteen years. Yeah,
not long long haul as in not forever, but for
a certain amount of days your body readings raugh thirteen
years older than they should be, and then it reverts
(42:27):
and then it goes back to normal.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
You know what. I believe him. I believe it too.
But after this weekend I had with Sasha, we were
like forty eight years older. If you took the marrow
out of my bones now, it would tell the story
of death and decay, but also joy and uplift. And
(42:50):
that's the problem with him. He doesn't have joy.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Get some bloody get you to listen to the bucker. Okay,
subscribe this one I always laugh at because I'm like,
good luck getting less. You must get eight hours a night.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
It doesn't. Yeah, okay, everyone sees that. But who's not
getting I'm getting ate every night? Oh are you easy?
Are you? Yeah? Sleep by eleven thirty? Income?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
No kid?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Oh my goodness, what a ding. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I don't remember. Forced you to have your fore kids
like an episode of The Red I can't remember the
episode with the red hand hair Med's tale.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh what do you go tonight? What are you get
to night? Not eight? Not eight? No? I reckon, I
get about on it six.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I was trying to start with the easy one, and
you've already stumbled yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah, this one is like, I don't even know what
you mean by this. Shoes off at the door. Oh,
you know, I think that's probably right. Come on, I
think that's right. If you look at most cultures, shoes
off at the door. I'm going to let people. They
all take their shoes off at the door, and I
wish that I could be bothered doing that, but I can't.
(44:03):
But even we've got friends who do.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
That, shoes off of the door when you go. Yeah, hey,
all sorts of reasons, I buck, but longevity.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, come, I think about it. What where are your shoes?
They're on my feet? And where are your feet in
my mouth? Good point? But you're outside. You know. That's
things like you know those old fashioned sayings like it's
bad luck to put shoes on the table, Well, that
obviously had its foundation in practicality when we lived in
(44:33):
an agrarian society, and obviously you would have manure or
whatever on your shoes so you couldn't get it on
the table.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
The man's making sense. Yeah, he's actually making the eating right. Vegetables,
no sugar, no screens.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
After sunset also correct that correct.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
But by the way, posting on TikTok, you've given me.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Straight to the dentist. Learn how to breathe? What is
no alcohol?
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Finish coffee for coffee before coffee before noon.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
All these things that you're doing, all the actually on
board with it.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Really texting one, Not this one, number thirty two texting
while driving?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh, because is that one of them? Yes, that's sleep
in a cold room? Who is he a cop?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Sleep in a cold room? These are very it's a
really surprising.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I love this one.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
This is the best news for anyone listening. I'm going
to leave out the first bit and just see the
second bit. Look into a GLP. Get on the jobs.
That's he's saying, get on the jobs. The first part
of the sentence is if you are morbidly obese.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Okay, all right, but I think a lot of them,
especially the new ones that are coming up, have got
a lot of extra benefits to them. Well, they're just
amino acids, aren't Let's just get them and find now. Hey, no,
you know this this guy. Everything you've told me.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
I'm not doing half of these either. Here's the trick,
Kate Lainbrook. They sound simple, but when you actually any
of them.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
But I think they're right, is my point. He doesn't
sound unhinged. He just sounds like he lives an impossibly
disciplined and unfun line. No social media. But remember he
got the Australian girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (46:29):
She and all of this.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yes, he came out to see her like for Christmas
or something and stayed with her parents.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Can you imagine, because that's a fifteen years more than
the flight.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Well, he also won't sleep in a bed with anyone,
So I don't know what goes on. I had it
even get a girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
He sounds asexual, I get. I get huge asexual vibes
from him. You know, I agree, she's probably got something
about sex ages.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, he would be or collect you know, bodily fluids
in a jar afterwards, And I don't know, he'd be
doing something wrong.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
And something's wrong when you want to measure your erection.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Something's wrong. Because that's what he did as an adult.
Land On that he compared it to his son's. Now
that's really that's I mean, I'm not the first to
say that's weird. Did you find about his girlfriend sart, Yes.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
Kate is her name. She's going on her own little
journey at the moment. Are they still together or is
she So she's trying a whole lot of different things.
And this is the first line I saw. She'll sleep
with an acrylic device inserted into her vagina, which she
said is intended to track blood to track blood flow variations.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
So she's doing all these weird test as well all
the time. What does her vagina have to do with
her blood because put it in there to well, obviously
if they're measuring blood flow, because that's a very good
place to measure it. I would imagine, all right, Well
you wouldn't know, would do you? He said, Yeah, of
course we know. She's good looking. She's cute. She's real
(48:12):
good looking. That looks ai that pig. It does look
he's very.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
He's with a noisy Kane's with the Nasey. Will they
find these girls?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, that's true. Actually I love them. Elsa pat thought
of two people. Who's up Chris Hemsworth's wife, but he's
an assy, she's with an aussy.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Oh sorry, you flipped it. Eighty twenty of those tips, Johnson,
Have you been tested for a lot of stuff?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Have you came back positive? I did it. I'm just
curious for what I don't know. Sometimes you're an EmPATH.
Sometimes I find your mental acuity fascinating, how your mind works,
which I think is probably common in people who are
comedically inclined. Uh huh, that their mind doesn't work like
(49:16):
normal people's minds. Comedically, you see, that's what you see
things other people don't see.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Comedically inclined is the most disguised stab I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I don't even I don't even know what the stab is. Oh,
it's there, it's working well, suddenly you're quick on the uptake.
If it's a jab, I tell you what, you're right
onto it.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
WHILSTI tell someone a while ago. Cody and Kate and
maybe Slash can tell if I'm on my meds or not.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Oh, yes, yes, I think I have to apologize to
you finally. Yeah, is it?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Can I say in reply to whatever this is? I
hate to say it.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I love to say I told you I love to
say I told you so. Maybe I'm going to get
that printed and that our live show. I love to say.
Everyone loves to say I told you so, looks good?
I told you so.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Love to say I told you so. I love I
love to say I told.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Saying is I hate to say I told you so?
Now it's not the time to be using your comedic
What was it your comedicritical from? Okay? Alright, so you
know it's it's long been I understand through basically through
having over having overheard sneering laughter and having intercepted exchange
(50:59):
I rolls between you two that there is a there's
an understanding about me. It's a group chat. I'm not
a part of.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
There is no such thing. It's a can't tell you
why we don't even need it. Here's why we don't
need it. That picture sash scent of UII. You're in
that message group.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
We still didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
No, but.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
I don't need a secret one. You can't read the
one you're in. It's too many modes of communication anywhay,
and I like to keep my channel clean, shucker, but
you too, I catch you exchanging a little look as
something I know. I know, I know. I don't know
what you think about me, but I know you think
(51:43):
something about.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Me communically inclined perhaps, and my.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
And I realized at Yanni's birthday party it was a dinner.
How old was Yanni seventeen? Sixteen year old? That's your youngest,
that's my baby. Anyway, he's girlfriend came over. Number five
could be on the way. He's got a girlfriend. He's
the first one of the kids to have a boyfriend
(52:07):
or girlfriend at school, which we've said school, same school.
He plays footy, she plays footy and he said to me,
can Lily come to my birthday dinner? I'm like, of
course she can. Lovely, we haven't seen a lot of her,
as I've told you before. So she came over for dinner,
(52:27):
and we did say, you have to warn her because
Peter's mum was coming. Peter's auntie, Nana Rob. So we
had Nanaine, Nana Rob, and my mother and my mother's
had a dental emergency missing two front teeth. Okay, here
we go, right, And I did see you have to
(52:49):
warn her that she's basically going to encounter, including me,
the witches from Macbeth. Right, it's she's sixteen, right, just
give her head.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
It's a great warning.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
It's a classic.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
It's a classic family warning. Nana's going to be there.
She's got no front teeth, yeah, right, classic Oma.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Anyway, so she came. As it turned out, Nanai just
came on her own and Mum, you couldn't really see
that her teeth were missing. All of that was fine,
and Lily was lovely, and dinner was beautiful and we
just had a very lovely time. And then I think
I ruined. I think I ruined, And apparently this is
(53:31):
really weird. What I did so. After dinner, Lily and
Yanni were in the lounge room, and I think the
other kids were cleaning up. It was his birthday, so
he didn't I'm nervous. No, No, it wasn't overly bad.
It wasn't overly bad.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
It was just.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
As I was doing this, I realized it was odd anyway.
So I'm in there, I'm talking to them. Lily's watching
Yanni play FIFA, the footy game, right, and I said, oh,
it's Lily playing, and he goes she doesn't want to
and she said, yes, I do.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
Right.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
I'm like, oh, okay, that was funny. And then I said, oh,
you've got a lovely ponytail. She's got beautiful blonde hair.
She had it up in a ponytail. I said, I said,
can I touch it? Okay? Can I touch it? Because?
(54:38):
Why did I? Because I love hair. I just loved it.
It's just so blonde and silky. Look, I just want
to feel you are a witch? You're a witch? Were
you near an oven? Is this handsle and gredel peel?
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Her hair? Not right?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
I knew when I did it then I should have acted,
But then I couldn't act like that was a joke
that would have been too weird joke.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
If if they don't last, hope they do.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
If they do, she's going to tell people when fifty
when she.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
When she's fifty, she'll be telling her friends the first
boyfriend she ever had.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
His mum once touched my hair asked if she could
touch my pony. I said, can I touch it? And
she said yeah, all that years. Yeah, but lovely, yeah,
like she she it was, it's not a standard question. Yeah,
I now just see. I think he was in the background,
(55:32):
probably probably giving me eyes anyway, But then I was
committed anyway. I just wanted to feel the weight of it.
It's getting worse. It felt lovely. Oh, it felt like
a skein of silk. You didn't say any of this
to her idea, Oh my god. And then I realized
she doesn't know what scan adult. And first I said,
(55:54):
it feels like a skin of wool. It's not nice.
I didn't mean that. I meant silk, but because I
was thinking, they don't know what a skein is. Who
does to be fair? People who do try I don't
even do tapestry anyway. It was just a terrible. I
(56:14):
felt it and then I turned and walked out of
the room and doubled down. I could stay in the room.
You've got to stay in the room.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
But before we move on, when we touch, you have
to describe pat hold a what.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
I ran my hand down her ponytail and then cupped
my hand and felt the weight of it. It was
long enough, and it was long and blonde, like she's
got beautiful It was. I know, it's a bit like
who's the one who with a fine kynte? Oh?
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yes, yeah, yeah, him, yeah, him.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
It was a bit like that. It was like I
would make something famous, It wasn't famous.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Famous actress dated him in real life. The guy who
played him his face. Yeah, he just released classical music
or something.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Oh he's still with us.
Speaker 3 (57:14):
Fighting the dementa obviously, music which is lovely. Will they
tell you to do all these things late?
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Maybe he's doing it for pleasure. Maybe you're right, Yeah,
I retract, Yeah, what he's taken up, said Doku. So
you can.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
A famous actress dated him, but then couldn't because she
couldn't see past him being Hannibal Lecter because he was
so good at all that he was so good at
the role. Or someone tried to hook them, like someone
tried to put them on a date, and she couldn't
see past it.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
I find that bizarre because quite frankly, who wouldn't find
that a little bit hot?
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (57:50):
Oh one hundred sash. Wouldn't you love it if you
were on a date with him and he reminded you
of Hannibal Lecter? No, not fixed, but honestly, like I
would be saying, I think we need a fine kiante
and some father.
Speaker 3 (58:10):
Martha, Sure you it it, that's that's that's what. How
long ago was this in the Netflix stock? Oh? I
reckon because if I knew that, that's the only time
I consume Netflix dock Martha content.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
Oh maybe not. That's amazing. She's still kicking. She was
at the World Cup. Oh, she's everywhere. Was she with Snoop?
Speaker 3 (58:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (58:31):
I think she was just I don't know. Eastern Rosella's
Eastern Rosella's. They're flying above my head now, Eastern Rosella's
Eastern Rosella's. It's a text. Someone's already it's a text
from Mom. It is, I hope. So for context, we
(58:54):
stayed at their beach house and left them some beer.
Slash winers. Thank you, that's nice. I love mothers. I
just love this. We love the segment. We love arms.
Thank you for the beer and wine. You shouldn't have
the idea is you guys have a getaway that doesn't
cost an arm and a leg. So thank you. And
(59:15):
after sitting through a Ukrainian funeral for two hours where
the priests say everything and I think the nuns were
meant to harmonize with him but they were completely out
of tune, we will need a drink. Kiss kiss kiss.
It's a text from.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
How much gives a parent of a certain age a
bigger thrill than a funeral?
Speaker 2 (59:35):
Love it and an ethnicity a specific funeral just perfect.
But also they had nuns.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
This is old school, really singing out of kes.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Literally, I have not seen a nun since I lived
in Italy. You just don't see them here. What have
you done with all the nuns in our twenties?
Speaker 3 (59:58):
A friend of mine had so a night he had,
Oh what he had such a big night down your way.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Oh he had nowhere to the suburb where I leave.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
He had nowhere to go, and he went to a church.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Oh and none took him in for the morning. Never
forgotten it. So none still, I mean that was twenty
years ago. Nones are around? Oh yeah, there's none. Actually,
I tell a lie. There's nouns around the corner from
us because we trick or treat well on Halloween, she
(01:00:39):
said to participation. She said to one of the kids
that we were with, I'm sorry, I don't have any treats,
but hang on a minute, and went off and came
back with a two dollar coin for all the kids.
Well she stole that from the bloody donation bag. She wouldn't.
I don't think so, would she?
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Saturday night? Till I was fifteen years old.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Did you donate church with the family singer? A singer? No?
Passing around the sack to put your coins in? Oh?
Were you on the stick? No? I wasn't allowed to.
What's that about? My brother was mum and Dad's church.
I've never seen that before because the Jehovah's witnesses had
what was called a contribution box that was up the
back of the Kingdom Hall. So you just do it discreetly,
(01:01:23):
But how's the coercive control of having a velvet pouch
on the stick? Was always that? And then to see
because you always look at what other people were putting in,
so that makes you more?
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
And did you have a caress it like your son's velvety.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
And grown up? Because it was when only when mum
and dad moved and went to a normal church.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Then I saw it for the first I did sing.
You're remembering the time? I said the nun at my confirmation?
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
What song did you We're out of time?
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Sh ah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Well ah, well, I do you stop it, Sash? Make
it stop? Love you love everyone, love you? What a buck?
Love you? Sash? Did you get a buck?
Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
Big buck?
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Big bar? Got a big buck? I got a big buck.
Where Brian Johnson's girlfriend measures her blood flow, I got
so bike.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I'm going over to my eye and lunged alight out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I don't even know what it does, but I need it.
I think it breathes for you.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Does it pump your heart? Oh? We don't know, and
we don't need to know. Grip Grip. The buck Up
podcast is hosted by me Kate lane Brook and him
Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio
and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might call
(01:02:50):
him Jack and Dom Evans, Oh, we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It will cut you off of the knees, then gift
you a pair of easies. And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
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Speaker 3 (00:48):
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Speaker 2 (00:56):
Who's that interrupting my reverie tears Nature Valvo, the finest
comedian in the land. Thanks you very much. Anything else
of Mooney Ponds?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I know what.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You people knowing where you live? What is what sort
of daut it sage? No, it's not getting cut.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was a joke, cut a sage about actually, actually
I don't live in Mooney Ponds. So I actually say
that because I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, good, You're right. You know you don't know where
do you leave? You know where I leave? Do you leave?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Not there?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I used to do then there was no problem. I
used to us. But that's so paranoid. It's like people
when people.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Have do you know anyone in the world to get
scammed more than the guy sitting across from you right now. Yes,
but it's never in the flesh yet, is it yet?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You know I got scammed years ago with my in
the flesh in the garden with my father. I mean, strange,
it's so strange. But hang on. First, we have a
little eavesdropper, a little ilf wearing a red jumper. Quick,
she's tired, Sasha, pinch finest production that you can't even
(02:19):
rather make you way big weekend. There was no need
to make you way to the microphone. I was just
saying you.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Couldn't be bothered doing so. Where does she live.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
In a suburb called Windsor?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, boring, go back to the story on the front.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I spent the weekend with Sash. I'll tell you about
that in the moment.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Because there's a picture I want to talk about. A
picture was sent to me and that needs to be discussed.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay. So ye years ago I was you can't even
brother coming to push as well.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I've never seen someone more uncomfortable in a chair.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I never thought I would miss getting pushed, yeah, straddled
yeah by by a sullen producer. Now we've got she's tired.
She's rung out like a dirty old chucks anyway. So
I was in the front yard with my dad, and
my dad had retired. And Dad was one of those people,
(03:17):
like he never had a hobby, So he was one
of those men that you'd be worried about retiring. I
don't know what we were worried about, me and Mum.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He was just he took to it like a duck
to water the garden.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
The host of all he came over, he said, I
will clean your house for you, cleaning cave when you
need it. Only happened like twice.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It was a disaster, but like Dad clean, so there's
still some sort of tool involved.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, Dad wasn't. No Dad wasn't that. Imagine someone that
didn't particularly clean, but they re arranged things so they
could snoop on some move shit. That was my dad. Yeah,
he would see Dad was snoopy, wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
She was just he thinks she garaged needs to be cleaned.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And okat you have you do? Seem to be a
pile of unpaid parking tickets viad. You know, like he
was always finding something that he shouldn't anyway, So then
he moved into the garden. He said, I'll help you
do your garden. And the garden was like as big
as you know, ten handkerchiefs stitched together. It was tiny,
(04:23):
little frontyard an odd way to measure. It's a biblical
measure ten cube. You just make that a hof ten cubit.
It was tiny anyway. So Dad and I were in
the front yard and we were having a lovely time,
and this guy comes up the street and he is
(04:45):
wearing overalls, nice looking sort of working guy type, probably
I don't know, probably mid thirties or whatever, maybe early thirties.
And he goes, oh, I wonder if you can help me.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I have.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I was working on a job around the corner with
my mate and he's driven off with the in his ute,
with my phone and my clothes and everything, and my
wallet was in my pants or whatever. He seed, and
I don't have any money. I don't have anything. And
I said, oh, would you like to use the phone?
(05:20):
Come in and use the phone, right He goes, oh, no, no, no,
I I just need to get somewhere. I can't remember,
he said, I need to get and I don't have anything.
Would you have five or ten dollars? And because I
was an actor at the time. Read unemployed.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You're in the garden with your dad, Yeah, sewing your
handkerchiefs together, the pair of us.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't know why I'm laughing at him. Looking for
something to fill his days, I was.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I was like, yeah, earlier retirement.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah. Anyway, I literally didn't have five or ten dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
But what I did have in the house was like
a jar of coins, remember coins.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Coins, right, And so I said to him, Oh, I
don't I'll go inside and see what I've got. And Dad,
my dad said, I hope you are telling the truth
to my daughter. Yeah, he was, I said that, and
I was so mortified that he said this to this
lovely guy. I was like, Dad, it's fine. So I
(06:23):
go inside and I get the coins, and I've got, like,
I don't know, eleven dollars in change or whatever. So
I give him that, and then I remembered I gave
him an apple and a banana as well, in case
he was hunger.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Going off to his first day of pre school apparently,
and a musally bar.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Anyway, so I gave him that and I said, oh,
good luck and whatever. And he goes down the street
and we were near a train station, and I'm assuming
he went to the train station anyway. And I said
to Dad, Dan did I felt sorry for him? Dad said,
I don't like it. I don't like it. It was
it couldn't it couldn't. It might not be legitimate, right,
(07:04):
And I said, oh, Dad, it just seems so fully
legit to me. Anyway. Later that week, I'm talking to
my neighbors up the street. This really lovely New Zealand
girl who was always drunk. I loved her. I'll tell you, mad, Yeah,
your origin story, mush. But another girl called Vanessa, and
he was a strike. She was always drunk, and she
(07:26):
had a twin system. They were just the best, most
funnest beauty smashed. Of course they were. Anyway, I shouldn't
say that because Vanessa had had a baby.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But and that's like drawing through it because she's committed,
and that's what the buck up's all about.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Anyway. And then Vanessa said to me, did you hear
about the guy that's been going around the neighborhood scamming people?
And I said, no, what, Like I love a scam
what's he doing? She says, he weezed like trading overalls
and he bretonds his lifties, his clothes have been driven
away by his friend. I'm like in a huge and
(08:02):
he's got it, yes, and I got scamed. He's doing
the neighborhood guy. He did the neighborhood. And when I
told Dad, of course, Dad, you know, well, okay, I'm
going to say the most dishonest expression in the English language,
(08:23):
and that is I hate to say I told you so. Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It is so dishonest because I don't waste my time
saying it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Loves, I don't waste your breath I told you so.
But it's the greatest that people have the why don't
we just let's just change that expression. I love to
say I told you so.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Hey, I'm going to love telling you this.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You were so wrong. When I told Dad, even just hurting.
Dad was so a indignant but also over the moon,
but really angry about the eleven dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It's a lot of a lot of money back then.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But he was a Dutchman, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Question, do you think he ate the banana and the apple?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I don't know. I did wonder about that after.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Score, I reckon he piffed it. No, I don't want
to Yeah, I don't think he.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I don't think he did it. I don't think he
ate it. Maybe the banana, because that's got a covering
like once you take her clothes off. Underneath, she's pristine.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Scamming so much that a suburb knows that neighbors know
that we're to each other about going.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Up and down knocking on people's doors. And I happened
to be at the front with my dad.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And you know, the EmPATH enemy, which gets me into
a lot of trouble. I think if you're going that,
if you need that much, I am a criminals criminal.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Did you hear chortling? She's you know what she's laughing
at that Our listeners will be as well thought that
you believe I am to be an impact compared to
I know, compared to.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You too and my husband. Really no, I think I am.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
No. I know you think you are. But we live
in a time where people think all sorts of things
about themselves that are patently not true.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Excuse me, and you are how many times in this
pod have you belittled me for the exact opposite, for
telling me that I'm too much of a care about
feelings and all of that stuff about especially with crims,
criminals and stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yes, I care about criminals. I don't care about them.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
But there's been times where I've said things You've said,
oh yeah, and you've done your little thing.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I tried to gig into a catin pressure, but I
could not know how to do it. You're so rattled
fact that you're an EmPATH.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm an EmPATH.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I crashed the rest of your thought because we were
just so unsettled.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
This you know what?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
This needs a buck up pole? Oh h.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
They decided if I should get earrings or not.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Do we need a list? Was a big no. Do
we need a list of like robotic characteristics that you
have or do you think our buckwhets buckstackles.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Going to I'm going to stand by it. I'm going
to stand by my call.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh you're a door?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
What part of you anyway? What say I forget because
I'm an impath, because I'm an EmPATH, and also never
say that about yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
That is the first time I've ever said that sentence,
and even as it came out, I didn't enjoy it.
It's really what I was trying to say is here
is a different point of view that guy.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
He's going to so much trouble to get the cash.
Something's going on, but also he deserves.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
He deserves the banana because look like needs the potassium.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Twenty years later, I'm still enjoying his work, so I've
got it's a good point. But there's something inside me
that is still I just I can't believe it that
he was so convincing.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
We have gone to a new level in our friendship
in the last few days. Sometimes in friendships it gets
to this point where I get sent a picture, Oh
of you me.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Weing in a bush, s much a French. I've been
fine now.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
As an EmPATH, even I was a bit like, okay,
what's going on here? But practicing I've worked that out.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
But also.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I think I'm ready for that level of our friendship.
I didn't get the pick and I wasn't shocked. I
wasn't horrified I got the pickoff. You know what, Yes,
all right, Kate's having a wee in the bush. I
have to contextualize you're also barreling the camera, which is.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You're staring right at it. That was all when Bersky
goes to do a suddenly looks at me right in
the eye. Sometimes just like we'd such that's going on.
(13:31):
Where enjoy my squad? Okay, let me tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Very impressed with the with the squad, but also I
should have had you are in the open.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
That's why I had to do it there, because there
were no toilets around, and I had to do wey.
I was in a nature reserve, public walkway of someone's backyard.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't know how I was getting back up, that's
the question. Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, okay, if you look at that photo, I think
you'll see some sort of metal frame next to it.
No doubt the council is going to put na walking
jugs making no enjoying yourself squatting push it right. Of course,
they haven't got around to putting up their latest restriction
(14:21):
on people's freedoms, but they have handily left a frame,
a metal frame, and I do think that I got
some purchase on that frame to hoist myself up from
what is known as my Melassino squat.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And how would you feel about that going on our Instagram?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I'm happy to but see that's what I see what
I said? Sign sign So you got back up? Yeah?
I got back up. I got back up. This is good,
but also so Sash. I mean normally I enjoy your
silence more than most things, to be honest, but in
(14:58):
this case, you cannot condemn me, madam, with your lack
of explanation of what was going on. I was shocked
about the what open area? But where where you knew?
We were in the middle of an eight k wall.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
There's a lot of bush there. You could have gotten
into the bush a bit more, I suggested, going into
the bit more, into the bush, a bit dangerous.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I suggested going into the bush. Oh winter, but you
know they love warmth. They love warmth. They're only hibernating.
It's not like they're not.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
There warm along, but they're not out and about anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Whatever, I've been fitted up, and I'm not happy about it,
and yet I seem to be enjoying it. But it
is very well on your We did, didn't we? Sasianized
eight k. It was shorter than I normally do. And
it was delightful, wasn't it. Sash and I set out
and we had a couple of strangers behind.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Lost the gossiping. So you're actually working out, we talked.
All I'm saying it's a proper workout because you were
just bagging the whole time. Yeah, and so two of
you broke free.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You went ahead. Okay, let me tell you something that
I'm a bit distressed about. The two girlfriends who were
with us. We were down at Sash's for the weekend.
In fact, Sasha's boyfriend's house. Are you nineteen years old?
He love? He was playing golf. So as soon as
he's out of the country, bye bye. We are down
(16:28):
there ends we are there in the bush anyway, And
Sash had said all along, we're going to go for
this big walk on Sunday morning. Let me tell you,
on Saturday night, it seemed very unlikely that any of
us would be doing any sort of physical activity that
didn't involve shaking hands with a paramedic who had saved
(16:50):
our lives.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
One of those fantasies you have about people coming and
giving you.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The drips the whistle, does the IV drip?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
The IV hydrop me up. That's what I want. But
we set off now. Alice and Carla, our girlfriends who
were there as well, do not a jot of exercise.
Alice is as hot as haides. Carla's got some vava vorm,
the pair of them. Carla works, does a lot of
physical work because she's a neon artist, so she's always
(17:17):
working with like structures and stuff. So I understand that
she's strong. Alice does nothing, even nothing doesn't cover it.
I there's only one expression for it. She does sweep
in an iron love.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
That iron lone woman died this week. She was in
the iron lung for seventy.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Years, and she only died because someone pulled the cord
or some machine became something great. I think I just
had a quick link at that, and then I thought
for a moment, can machine be obsolete? Looking at a
newspaper from the nineteen forty, yeah, I felt as an
air path. I felt so for her. That was her
(18:03):
whole life in there, never out. I thought they came
out of it sometimes, Yeah, I think they do. She didn't.
She was in there the whole time. Was she lying down?
Lying down in the pick ice? So I kind of
laying down for seventy years?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I mean I could, I mean I have I clicked
and it said she did. But so it was the
machine's fault.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Isn't that? The The human urge to live is so
phenomenally strong, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I mean, what an excuse to get out of stuff.
Though you're in an iron line.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But isn't that an expression he wouldn't work in an
iron line.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, but I'm talking about the opposite. Come come to
your baby shower. I mean an iron lunge.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Let me just say this, And you know, I don't
want to yuck your yum. I don't want to yack
your yum.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And my youm is an iron lung. I've always said it.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
However, she's peering for the yu intro. I knew exactly
what she was doing.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I'm going to yuck your yum.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Okay, well done, Sash. We need to context your life.
By the way, Sh'S very very very very tired from
the events of the weekend, and she's already had to
work a full day to day and here.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
She's with us, and here she's with us as you
yuck my yup, yuck my lung, yu, yuck your lim.
He's got a text from Mom. You gotta yuck my lung.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Okay, are you ready? Okay, it's just a small point,
but I believe a pertinent one anyone who knows this lady.
What was her name, Sash? Did you find her on
your tippity tap the iron lung woman. Yeah, she would
love rip into the machine rip Martha Lillard. Oh, I
(20:05):
love her. I can't. Anyone who knew her well enough
to invite her to shower would quite likely know she's
in an iron lungs. It's good to be polite. That's
got to be polite. That's and also I believe you
could wheel her. I mean that's a lot. It's a
(20:26):
lot you want Martha's company.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's a lot of effort to have to accommodate for
your friend in the iron long.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
What even for an impact?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Because you know what those little baby showers or hands
nights is a lot of Often you're moving around doing
things and games.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Many hands make guys.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
He comes, Mark pin the tail and the baby and
all of that.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Martha loves a quiz. She'd be very good. Martha loves.
Martha loves a cocktail swizzler shape like a plastic penis.
She'd love it.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Miss Martha weekend away on it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh yes, brilliant. Look at us doing the topic we're
supposed to. It was so brilliant. So we set off
on Friday afternoon to get maximum value. There was some
talk of leaving on Saturday morning from my girlfriend. Ridiculous. Yeah,
I'm like, I'm not doing that. That's the day gone. Yeah. Correct.
By the time you arrive you're so exhausted you need
(21:26):
a nap. But what is this anyway? So we got
down Friday night to it. I had brought prawn's shelled
like a professional. You know, have I told you this
about her? You what did you say? Shelled? Proficial?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
You said shelled. So we're going back a few years
with the drugs.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
So the head quicker as if you're doing that with
the prawn, don't try to cover your.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Dirty Remember prawn in gay culture, prawn.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Is I don't don't. I know, it's atty bad. It's
not sexually in that way.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I know it's when someone's and then it comes out
and then it's absolutely not what is it? What is it?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
It's disrespectful And I never use the term prawn is
a very good body unattractive face because you know, you
throw the face or what you throw the head away
with a prawn. So back in like awful gaze, awful, judgmental,
shallow gaze on that's everywhere they call them.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So you never heard that I've heard that. What do
you think more interested? I'll tell you after, But it's
not that horrible. I can't believe I'm more of a
gay man than you.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
What a cute little term for an ugly face. I
don't know where you're.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's like butterface, a conversation, an expression that I absolutely adore,
which is oh yes, her face, it's just funny butter face.
And the other one I like is which is I
dream of being? Which is the sixty twenty rule? Sixty
(23:06):
twenty rule, twenty from behind when they turn around, sixty
from the front, the other twenty What. I'm so confused.
You're doing math. It's just called sixty twenty. It's not
a percentage.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Oh sorry, yeah, okay, well if you're sixty twenty, that
annoys me that it's not equaling one hundred.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Okay, you can call it the eighty twenty rule. Thank you,
much better. Sixty forty eighty twenty, I can't. Yeah better, Well,
there can't be. No one ever wants to go sixty forty.
Oh she looked forty from behind, war like, said, no one.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Ever fellas she looks forty from behind. I'm telling you,
I'm telling you she looks like a solemn form.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
An eighty year old could say, but when she turned around,
Oh no, I know, and everyone is. But what we're
talking about here is lowest common denominated descriptions. We're not
talking about evolved adults who were going butterface. We're talking
about juvenile like us, juvenile and childish insults that we
(24:21):
richly enjoy and I have been subject to probably most
of them.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
What are we talking about? If we both crabbed our
drinks like that was enough? Jeerz. I know. We went
down on Friday and we were peeling for so I
made so we thought through the food. I know you
don't care about food. I care about food. You don't,
Oh my god, thought through. We thought through the menu
(24:53):
because we're getting down lateish prawn cocktail on arrival bed
of lettuce, remade the or in sauce. Yea maris sauce. Stunning.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I haven't seen a prawn cocktail in a very long
time outside.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Of a movie. You will see them everywhere, I think,
really where, Well, no, they're going to have a renains.
So you're calling it because it's stunning.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Starts here, I think because of where we are in.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Life and times that people are returning to classic things
and you know dip you know how, yeah, you know how.
The kids are like coupling up early. I think they Yeah,
they're not drinking. Yeah, they're not drinking. They're like a
down boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever they've had since high school.
(25:45):
I think like that. The first that's so so.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
You should have introduced is that your daughter's twenty first
would have been a hit outcome the prawn cocktails. Everyone
loves a bit of orange sauce for their socializing.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Sash had a cheese pleta waiting for it. She got
down there, here we go, fire going. Oh geez, was stunning.
And then what happened? We went to watch? Was it
that night?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yes, yes, that night. Later that night we went to
watch the show that you suggested.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I don't suggest that, I just guessed you would watch it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Be frightened to say you suggested Sash roll the tape.
Imagine if you did roll the dape jack my I
just get capable of correctly guessed. So do you want
to hate watch? Yeah? We want to hate watch? And Sash, oh,
I got it.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I've got it to hate watch. But it's it's the
four women going away for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
It's the big new series. What is it? That's the
one watched.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Jennifer Garner is in it. It's based on a book.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh, I love it. Five Star Weekend, the five Star weekend.
It's perfect. I won't be watching it, but you can
watch it. We're going to watch it. Stunning. It is
beyond bad, bad, but so beyond bad. Yes that we
were devastated when we realized there were only three episodes.
(27:11):
I'm calling it here.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
If you are with friends, a bad movie or a
bad show is one hundred times more enjoyable than.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
A good I can't I agree. What needs to be bad?
You're in it together? Okay, until the next day something
extraordinary happened and I can't remember it was you and
Carla who started it, wasn't it? I think so because
we tried to fight club the Forgotten Bennett's sister or
about Mary Bennett, right, and she was so played and
(27:42):
it was I couldn't watch her for a couple of
in the eighteen hundreds. Yeah, but it was modern, right,
So apparently there was a sister. What were the other
sisters from? Interesting? All the sisters from Pride and Prejudice anyway, whatever,
I've never seen Pride Women, can you please it over?
Pride and Prejudice Valvo, I had never seen it. I'm
(28:05):
not including you here, no, no, and but I can
only understand now. We like to discuss things that.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Are year after year movie movie on this pod.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Pride and Prejudice back to the og Pride and Prejudice
with Colin Firth and the most stunning English actor actress.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Her face or what's her name?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
From love?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Actually, oh am, I you're thinking of the kier A Nightley.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I don't know. I mean too many. It's the original
three years.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Series six hours, six hours worth.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And the next day when we're on somewhere, when we're
on the hike, when we were whatever, I was like,
I am so obsessed on letterally obsessed. We had to
go home. We could not get enough of it. It
was magnificent. If you like me, stop stop. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Normally you're quite a good storyteller. You're making your career
out of it. We have just on from hiking to
I must watch and Prejudice.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Immediately was I have something out? At some point I
started watching Pride and Prejudice. You le that did I?
I was so I couldn't believe. And when they suggested it,
Alice had also never seen it, and we were like, oh, yeah,
we'll give it a go. It is Is this the
(29:25):
one with mister Darcy? Yes, he comes out I've seen.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I thought, is it safe to say that most rom
coms on some web are a remake of pride and prejudice?
Does she choose that guy or mister Darcy? Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
And everything, and that they are bastard and that they
don't like each other and they have friction and then
she realized she's misread him, and then she likes another
guy and.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
He's like the classic. It was just so, which one
did you want to made? Well? Whatever? BBC? The original
BBC one.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Okay, six Oh my god, you watch the six hours?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Six hours? That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
God, we were in an iron lung, get up, move
around a bit.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
We've just honestly we just punctuated in between by going
to get a drink and yeah, we were six hours,
totally on board with in This is.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
In three and a half weeks. This is how far
away it is. Me, Cody and our friend. Then the
three of us are going to see the Odyssey. That's
two hours and fifty minutes, and I'm already nervous.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, and it's weeks a whe I'm already panicking. But also,
I'm going to say this, I haven't seen it, and
I believe it's very good. No matter how good it is,
it won't be a patch on this. This was so good.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
The Odyssey is a straight man's bright and prejudice. Some
of the casting I'm not just going to be it's
too woke, you reckon? No, No, not too woke, just odd,
just weird.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, this is weird.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Fantasy anyway, isn't the story of made up poem?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Well, every work of fiction is a fantasy. How can
it be ruined if it's not real? Well, haven't you
ever seen a show where people haven't got the casting right?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Well, yes, but it's based on like real stuff, on
real people.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
But you still know what the essence of the person
is like because the.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Bloody one eyed monster in a cave and a preview.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Well, they better get that wrong. They'd better get that right.
Like Sasha and I were talking about the perfect casting
in Pride and Bridger, just like it's unutterably perfect. So
much I'd like to track down the person from twenty
years ago. Who was it? I don't know. So a
newcomer Hugh Grant. Is he in it? No? Oh wow?
(31:38):
Has he ever been in one? Oh? I'm sure, but
I'm not fully on board. And he's many fine, but
i'd never seen really Colin Firth, and you know when
everyone was losing in their minds about him in the
white shirt and the lake scene.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
My experience with him is Bridget Jones's diary. Yeah, I'm
guessing it's sort of the same character. And that's just
a snooze fest.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm so bored.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Was based on that sing but I'm so bored by
that character.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Well, this is just exquisite. Women don't want him. The
girls I know don't want him, the boring guy in
the watch not you watch Pride and Prejudice because it's
times just all like and also because she was also
unutterably lovely just usually it was so so you're on board. Now,
(32:31):
you see, Now that you've finally I haven't read the book.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Finally you've watched Pride and Prejudice, I have now been
inspired to finally watch your favorite film of all time
that I've never seen the sound of music.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh my god, I'm going to do it, have you not.
I've never said showed that at I max that would
sell out? That would that's just middle aged women and
gay men. Why not say money?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
No good? Of course not.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Hey, I would have a career if there was. That
reminds me of years ago when I took not that
long ago. Actually, Mum had never been to a soup prey.
We were talking about soup prey, right, she's when I've
never been to one. I went. We were in the city.
I said, I'll take you to one, right, so she'd
(33:24):
go in there. It was like the music was blaring
and there were fluoro tops and it was all a
lot of super still around. Yeah it is. It's a
lot calm and it's still pumping. No, it wasn't liked
here at one hundred meters away. But Mum said to me,
I love this. And I still remember she was like
looking at things and most of them were like, you know,
(33:47):
midriff tank tops. So not for mum eighty twenty when
she's still for sixty six twenty, she still found a pair.
I got her a pair of lace like leggings. Cool anyway,
and then she says to me, we go to the
counter and I'm paying or whatever. And then she says,
(34:07):
when we're leaving, we've walked out of Supre. And I said, so, mum,
you nay, you've been to Supre. She goes, they do
a lot better business if they turned the music down
and turn the lights up. She's not wrong, she's not wrong.
And I'm just.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So prey back in the day. Let's go back fifteen
to twenty years.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'm in my face, very fun. Lot of words on things. Oh, yes,
top with words on them. Yeah, random words.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
That was Suprey, wasn't it like girls wearing tops, words
on them, words in glitter and stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Everyone but Supre did that for sure? For sure? What
a silver? What a pink? Ye? Yes, I want to go.
I love it. If I could go step back into
probably two thousand and time, Supprey, Yeah, two thousand and five.
(35:01):
I think I would love everything in it in there,
love it.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Turn the music down and the wires up. She's not
bloody wrong what they've done now.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
And I think the business has really dropped off. No
one's there anymore. But why do you laugh at me
at Imax? I know tea all right? When the buck
up is a bigger enterprise than it is you. We
will hire the Imax and put on a screen of
the sound of music, and each will sell out.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Well, here's one for the straight men listening, all sex,
six of you seven. Maybe I didn't even know this, So.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
This is what's happening with movies, a lot of straight men. Well, yeah, okay,
that's different.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I didn't know any of this until this Odyssey film
came along. Stay bear with me, folks, here we go.
He filmed it in Imax, a special Imax camera. Oh
did he so the way he wants you to see
it is at Imax? Oh my god, that mate.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I just realized something. Someone's written to us to say
that you're a doppel ganger of someone But I've realized
you're a doppel ganger of someone else.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
This is a dangerous game to pray. This is so dangerous.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I probably shouldn't press twenty, I should eighty forty, I
shouldn't present. Just do it, Elliott Page, Oh yeah, maybe you, Elliott.
Maybe the hair, No, something about the eyes, the build.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Hey, that's a compliment, because excellent cheekbones and playing the biggest,
great great facial structure.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
You could be siblings.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Okay, So this is because I'm overwhelmed by all this.
This is this the new movie making Kate Odyssey's filmed
in an IMAX camera. To see it the way he
wants you to see it is to see the I
guess how many IMAX cinemas that are in Australia.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
One? Yeah, one, We're like, you Knowbourne, that's it. Why
would he have done that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
The tickets are forty five dollars, so that's why they've
done it. And then if you go see it at
the movies, it's like watching something on your phone turn
the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah right, yeah, you get the top it and the
bottom be cut off of the whole film, of the
whole thing. So I've seen on social some people saying
I saw it in a normal movie, a normal cinema,
and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm sure it's fine. But then someone posts the thing
and you're like, but I want to see the top bit.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, I don't see the feathers on his head. But
you don't know what you don't know. It's a really
good quote point. I don't know what I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
I know what I know.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
You can't do it that way. Well, I was going
to say, then we could go see it together at
a normal cinema.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Not seeing it twice. No, I'm not two hours and
fifty minutes.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Also, you'd be seeing it in the wrong order. You
could go to a normal cinema first. But once you
realize how much you look like Elliott Page, can you go.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
And see The Odyssey at a regular cinema and just
yell out two or three times you don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
What you don't know or your favorite true things can
be true at the same time.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Now, let's just talk about me saying two things can
be true at the same time.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Again, what was you mumbled it?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Just before we started?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
What did I say? What did I say? I started
the intro because I was quoting you.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
It's really gotten too you.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
No, it hasn't got to me. Yes, as in you
don't know you adorable that you somehow think you invented it.
That's what That's what I find adorable. It's like when
Dave O'Neil tried to tell us that he'd invented going
through the McDonald's drive through and asking them to put
the chocolate syrup down the bottom in a Sunday Sorry,
(38:47):
whoever invented it. I think he was quite adamant that
that was his invention. So O G.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Buckheads wouldn't know that there was a certain someone you
were really into for the first few months of this pod,
especially you, mister Brian Johnson, the man who will live forever.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
He got a lot of our he got a lot
of our brain. We were hooked because I too love
a supplement and injecting myself with ballad I have stolen
from my son.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, and like measuring erections, that's right, measuring erections.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Everyone knows who he is, just a wrath.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Was on two million dollars a year, spending two million
dollars a year to live forever. And he believed you
could cheat your way through, Yes, through everything you just said,
through every kind.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Of intervention that he could think of, every suck like
he takes two hundred supplements a down. This he sleeps.
He sleeps in a nine lung, does he just about?
He sleeps in a weird machine.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
And then we, let's be honest, We gave him ship
because he came out and said, can you believe I'm fifty?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
We thought you were ninety because he didn't think this
is the problem. It's like Hugh's he trying to sell
you on veganism. You've got to look great to get
people like that. He didn't look great. You've got to
look hot.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
If you look hot, I will listen to anything you
have to say about capital gains taxis.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
If you're hot. Yes, yes, that's not a joke with
everyone else.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
So and this is not funny what Brian Johnson has
come out and said he has an autoimmune disease. Yes,
that was incurable, could never stop it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yep, he said his stomach is eating itself stomach.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It's called auto immune gast writers reairly very bad. I
feel sorry for the guy. We've never disliked him.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
We like needling in someone who's doing what he's doing.
You kind of wait for the other shoe to drop.
And this is just the other shoe dropping, do you
know what I mean. It's like someone dancing on a
cliff top at midnight in the dark with shoes that
they've greased with pig fat.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Okay, back to the weekend just before or after Pride
and prejudice.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
At one point when they fall over, like it's terrible,
they've fallen over. But you can't also muster both expressions,
even though it's possible for two things to be true
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
I can't must an inventiation the expression.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Of shock and oh, isn't that terrible? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Hasn't said what's he going to do about it? As
in is he going to continue? He's saying that does
he attribute it to? Apparently science doesn't. It's all about
genetics all that.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Who huh. But that's just for us. I'm not going
to do all of them.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
He did come out last year and say, here are
the forty one things I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
All right, if you want to live forever, get your
pens out. But here's a couple. You'll be wanting to
drop these down.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
With this one, I don't understand he reckons that one.
Overseas flight when you change time zones ages you thirteen years. Yeah,
not long long haul as in not forever, but for
a certain amount of days your body readings raugh thirteen
years older than they should be, and then it reverts
(42:27):
and then it goes back to normal.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
You know what. I believe him. I believe it too.
But after this weekend I had with Sasha, we were
like forty eight years older. If you took the marrow
out of my bones now, it would tell the story
of death and decay, but also joy and uplift. And
(42:50):
that's the problem with him. He doesn't have joy.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Get some bloody get you to listen to the bucker. Okay,
subscribe this one I always laugh at because I'm like,
good luck getting less. You must get eight hours a night.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
It doesn't. Yeah, okay, everyone sees that. But who's not
getting I'm getting ate every night? Oh are you easy?
Are you? Yeah? Sleep by eleven thirty? Income?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
No kid?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Oh my goodness, what a ding. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I don't remember. Forced you to have your fore kids
like an episode of The Red I can't remember the
episode with the red hand hair Med's tale.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh what do you go tonight? What are you get
to night? Not eight? Not eight? No? I reckon, I
get about on it six.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I was trying to start with the easy one, and
you've already stumbled yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah, this one is like, I don't even know what
you mean by this. Shoes off at the door. Oh,
you know, I think that's probably right. Come on, I
think that's right. If you look at most cultures, shoes
off at the door. I'm going to let people. They
all take their shoes off at the door, and I
wish that I could be bothered doing that, but I can't.
(44:03):
But even we've got friends who do.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
That, shoes off of the door when you go. Yeah, hey,
all sorts of reasons, I buck, but longevity.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, come, I think about it. What where are your shoes?
They're on my feet? And where are your feet in
my mouth? Good point? But you're outside. You know. That's
things like you know those old fashioned sayings like it's
bad luck to put shoes on the table, Well, that
obviously had its foundation in practicality when we lived in
(44:33):
an agrarian society, and obviously you would have manure or
whatever on your shoes so you couldn't get it on
the table.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
The man's making sense. Yeah, he's actually making the eating right. Vegetables,
no sugar, no screens.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
After sunset also correct that correct.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
But by the way, posting on TikTok, you've given me.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Straight to the dentist. Learn how to breathe? What is
no alcohol?
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Finish coffee for coffee before coffee before noon.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
All these things that you're doing, all the actually on
board with it.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Really texting one, Not this one, number thirty two texting
while driving?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh, because is that one of them? Yes, that's sleep
in a cold room? Who is he a cop?
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Sleep in a cold room? These are very it's a
really surprising.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I love this one.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
This is the best news for anyone listening. I'm going
to leave out the first bit and just see the
second bit. Look into a GLP. Get on the jobs.
That's he's saying, get on the jobs. The first part
of the sentence is if you are morbidly obese.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Okay, all right, but I think a lot of them,
especially the new ones that are coming up, have got
a lot of extra benefits to them. Well, they're just
amino acids, aren't Let's just get them and find now. Hey, no,
you know this this guy. Everything you've told me.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
I'm not doing half of these either. Here's the trick,
Kate Lainbrook. They sound simple, but when you actually any
of them.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
But I think they're right, is my point. He doesn't
sound unhinged. He just sounds like he lives an impossibly
disciplined and unfun line. No social media. But remember he
got the Australian girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (46:29):
She and all of this.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yes, he came out to see her like for Christmas
or something and stayed with her parents.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Can you imagine, because that's a fifteen years more than
the flight.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Well, he also won't sleep in a bed with anyone,
So I don't know what goes on. I had it
even get a girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
He sounds asexual, I get. I get huge asexual vibes
from him. You know, I agree, she's probably got something
about sex ages.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, he would be or collect you know, bodily fluids
in a jar afterwards, And I don't know, he'd be
doing something wrong.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
And something's wrong when you want to measure your erection.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Something's wrong. Because that's what he did as an adult.
Land On that he compared it to his son's. Now
that's really that's I mean, I'm not the first to
say that's weird. Did you find about his girlfriend sart, Yes.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
Kate is her name. She's going on her own little
journey at the moment. Are they still together or is
she So she's trying a whole lot of different things.
And this is the first line I saw. She'll sleep
with an acrylic device inserted into her vagina, which she
said is intended to track blood to track blood flow variations.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
So she's doing all these weird test as well all
the time. What does her vagina have to do with
her blood because put it in there to well, obviously
if they're measuring blood flow, because that's a very good
place to measure it. I would imagine, all right, Well
you wouldn't know, would do you? He said, Yeah, of
course we know. She's good looking. She's cute. She's real
(48:12):
good looking. That looks ai that pig. It does look
he's very.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
He's with a noisy Kane's with the Nasey. Will they
find these girls?
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, that's true. Actually I love them. Elsa pat thought
of two people. Who's up Chris Hemsworth's wife, but he's
an assy, she's with an aussy.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Oh sorry, you flipped it. Eighty twenty of those tips, Johnson,
Have you been tested for a lot of stuff?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Have you came back positive? I did it. I'm just
curious for what I don't know. Sometimes you're an EmPATH.
Sometimes I find your mental acuity fascinating, how your mind works,
which I think is probably common in people who are
comedically inclined. Uh huh, that their mind doesn't work like
(49:16):
normal people's minds. Comedically, you see, that's what you see
things other people don't see.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Comedically inclined is the most disguised stab I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I don't even I don't even know what the stab is. Oh,
it's there, it's working well, suddenly you're quick on the uptake.
If it's a jab, I tell you what, you're right
onto it.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
WHILSTI tell someone a while ago. Cody and Kate and
maybe Slash can tell if I'm on my meds or not.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Oh, yes, yes, I think I have to apologize to
you finally. Yeah, is it?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Can I say in reply to whatever this is? I
hate to say it.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I love to say I told you I love to
say I told you so. Maybe I'm going to get
that printed and that our live show. I love to say.
Everyone loves to say I told you so, looks good?
I told you so.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Love to say I told you so. I love I
love to say I told.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Saying is I hate to say I told you so?
Now it's not the time to be using your comedic
What was it your comedicritical from? Okay? Alright, so you
know it's it's long been I understand through basically through
having over having overheard sneering laughter and having intercepted exchange
(50:59):
I rolls between you two that there is a there's
an understanding about me. It's a group chat. I'm not
a part of.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
There is no such thing. It's a can't tell you
why we don't even need it. Here's why we don't
need it. That picture sash scent of UII. You're in
that message group.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
We still didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
No, but.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
I don't need a secret one. You can't read the
one you're in. It's too many modes of communication anywhay,
and I like to keep my channel clean, shucker, but
you too, I catch you exchanging a little look as
something I know. I know, I know. I don't know
what you think about me, but I know you think
(51:43):
something about.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Me communically inclined perhaps, and my.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
And I realized at Yanni's birthday party it was a dinner.
How old was Yanni seventeen? Sixteen year old? That's your youngest,
that's my baby. Anyway, he's girlfriend came over. Number five
could be on the way. He's got a girlfriend. He's
the first one of the kids to have a boyfriend
(52:07):
or girlfriend at school, which we've said school, same school.
He plays footy, she plays footy and he said to me,
can Lily come to my birthday dinner? I'm like, of
course she can. Lovely, we haven't seen a lot of her,
as I've told you before. So she came over for dinner,
(52:27):
and we did say, you have to warn her because
Peter's mum was coming. Peter's auntie, Nana Rob. So we
had Nanaine, Nana Rob, and my mother and my mother's
had a dental emergency missing two front teeth. Okay, here
we go, right, And I did see you have to
(52:49):
warn her that she's basically going to encounter, including me,
the witches from Macbeth. Right, it's she's sixteen, right, just
give her head.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
It's a great warning.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
It's a classic.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
It's a classic family warning. Nana's going to be there.
She's got no front teeth, yeah, right, classic Oma.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Anyway, so she came. As it turned out, Nanai just
came on her own and Mum, you couldn't really see
that her teeth were missing. All of that was fine,
and Lily was lovely, and dinner was beautiful and we
just had a very lovely time. And then I think
I ruined. I think I ruined, And apparently this is
(53:31):
really weird. What I did so. After dinner, Lily and
Yanni were in the lounge room, and I think the
other kids were cleaning up. It was his birthday, so
he didn't I'm nervous. No, No, it wasn't overly bad.
It wasn't overly bad.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
It was just.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
As I was doing this, I realized it was odd anyway.
So I'm in there, I'm talking to them. Lily's watching
Yanni play FIFA, the footy game, right, and I said, oh,
it's Lily playing, and he goes she doesn't want to
and she said, yes, I do.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
Right.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
I'm like, oh, okay, that was funny. And then I said, oh,
you've got a lovely ponytail. She's got beautiful blonde hair.
She had it up in a ponytail. I said, I said,
can I touch it? Okay? Can I touch it? Because?
(54:38):
Why did I? Because I love hair. I just loved it.
It's just so blonde and silky. Look, I just want
to feel you are a witch? You're a witch? Were
you near an oven? Is this handsle and gredel peel?
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Her hair? Not right?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
I knew when I did it then I should have acted,
But then I couldn't act like that was a joke
that would have been too weird joke.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
If if they don't last, hope they do.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
If they do, she's going to tell people when fifty
when she.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
When she's fifty, she'll be telling her friends the first
boyfriend she ever had.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
His mum once touched my hair asked if she could
touch my pony. I said, can I touch it? And
she said yeah, all that years. Yeah, but lovely, yeah,
like she she it was, it's not a standard question. Yeah,
I now just see. I think he was in the background,
(55:32):
probably probably giving me eyes anyway, But then I was
committed anyway. I just wanted to feel the weight of it.
It's getting worse. It felt lovely. Oh, it felt like
a skein of silk. You didn't say any of this
to her idea, Oh my god. And then I realized
she doesn't know what scan adult. And first I said,
(55:54):
it feels like a skin of wool. It's not nice.
I didn't mean that. I meant silk, but because I
was thinking, they don't know what a skein is. Who
does to be fair? People who do try I don't
even do tapestry anyway. It was just a terrible. I
(56:14):
felt it and then I turned and walked out of
the room and doubled down. I could stay in the room.
You've got to stay in the room.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
But before we move on, when we touch, you have
to describe pat hold a what.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
I ran my hand down her ponytail and then cupped
my hand and felt the weight of it. It was
long enough, and it was long and blonde, like she's
got beautiful It was. I know, it's a bit like
who's the one who with a fine kynte? Oh?
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yes, yeah, yeah, him, yeah, him.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
It was a bit like that. It was like I
would make something famous, It wasn't famous.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Famous actress dated him in real life. The guy who
played him his face. Yeah, he just released classical music
or something.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Oh he's still with us.
Speaker 3 (57:14):
Fighting the dementa obviously, music which is lovely. Will they
tell you to do all these things late?
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Maybe he's doing it for pleasure. Maybe you're right, Yeah,
I retract, Yeah, what he's taken up, said Doku. So
you can.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
A famous actress dated him, but then couldn't because she
couldn't see past him being Hannibal Lecter because he was
so good at all that he was so good at
the role. Or someone tried to hook them, like someone
tried to put them on a date, and she couldn't
see past it.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
I find that bizarre because quite frankly, who wouldn't find
that a little bit hot?
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (57:50):
Oh one hundred sash. Wouldn't you love it if you
were on a date with him and he reminded you
of Hannibal Lecter? No, not fixed, but honestly, like I
would be saying, I think we need a fine kiante
and some father.
Speaker 3 (58:10):
Martha, Sure you it it, that's that's that's what. How
long ago was this in the Netflix stock? Oh? I
reckon because if I knew that, that's the only time
I consume Netflix dock Martha content.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
Oh maybe not. That's amazing. She's still kicking. She was
at the World Cup. Oh, she's everywhere. Was she with Snoop?
Speaker 3 (58:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (58:31):
I think she was just I don't know. Eastern Rosella's
Eastern Rosella's. They're flying above my head now, Eastern Rosella's
Eastern Rosella's. It's a text. Someone's already it's a text
from Mom. It is, I hope. So for context, we
(58:54):
stayed at their beach house and left them some beer.
Slash winers. Thank you, that's nice. I love mothers. I
just love this. We love the segment. We love arms.
Thank you for the beer and wine. You shouldn't have
the idea is you guys have a getaway that doesn't
cost an arm and a leg. So thank you. And
(59:15):
after sitting through a Ukrainian funeral for two hours where
the priests say everything and I think the nuns were
meant to harmonize with him but they were completely out
of tune, we will need a drink. Kiss kiss kiss.
It's a text from.
Speaker 3 (59:29):
How much gives a parent of a certain age a
bigger thrill than a funeral?
Speaker 2 (59:35):
Love it and an ethnicity a specific funeral just perfect.
But also they had nuns.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
This is old school, really singing out of kes.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Literally, I have not seen a nun since I lived
in Italy. You just don't see them here. What have
you done with all the nuns in our twenties?
Speaker 3 (59:58):
A friend of mine had so a night he had,
Oh what he had such a big night down your way.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Oh he had nowhere to the suburb where I leave.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
He had nowhere to go, and he went to a church.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Oh and none took him in for the morning. Never
forgotten it. So none still, I mean that was twenty
years ago. Nones are around? Oh yeah, there's none. Actually,
I tell a lie. There's nouns around the corner from
us because we trick or treat well on Halloween, she
(01:00:39):
said to participation. She said to one of the kids
that we were with, I'm sorry, I don't have any treats,
but hang on a minute, and went off and came
back with a two dollar coin for all the kids.
Well she stole that from the bloody donation bag. She wouldn't.
I don't think so, would she?
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Saturday night? Till I was fifteen years old.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Did you donate church with the family singer? A singer? No?
Passing around the sack to put your coins in? Oh?
Were you on the stick? No? I wasn't allowed to.
What's that about? My brother was mum and Dad's church.
I've never seen that before because the Jehovah's witnesses had
what was called a contribution box that was up the
back of the Kingdom Hall. So you just do it discreetly,
(01:01:23):
But how's the coercive control of having a velvet pouch
on the stick? Was always that? And then to see
because you always look at what other people were putting in,
so that makes you more?
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
And did you have a caress it like your son's velvety.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
And grown up? Because it was when only when mum
and dad moved and went to a normal church.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Then I saw it for the first I did sing.
You're remembering the time? I said the nun at my confirmation?
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
What song did you We're out of time?
Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Sh ah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Well ah, well, I do you stop it, Sash? Make
it stop? Love you love everyone, love you? What a buck?
Love you? Sash? Did you get a buck?
Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
Big buck?
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Big bar? Got a big buck? I got a big buck.
Where Brian Johnson's girlfriend measures her blood flow, I got
so bike.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I'm going over to my eye and lunged alight out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I don't even know what it does, but I need it.
I think it breathes for you.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Does it pump your heart? Oh? We don't know, and
we don't need to know. Grip Grip. The buck Up
podcast is hosted by me Kate lane Brook and him
Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio
and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might call
(01:02:50):
him Jack and Dom Evans, Oh, we're lucky.
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