I've never been more miserable

• Neat Nath
• Too much fingering
• We hate fruit
• Let's yuck you yum
• Text from mum

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@katelangbroek

@nathvalvo 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will

(00:26):
cut you off with the knees, then gift.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I bad it, bet it be it is this how
you play the guitar left hand.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I don't know. Is that what you were doing.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm so bad at playing a guitar. I drum both
lots of.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's what was going on. There was too much fingering,
too much finger like bass players. Guitar players are quite cool.
A mystery was working, but that was I don't know
what that was.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Do you know my whole life and I have a
lot of musical friends, I can't tell. You know when
people go no, not the lead player, the bass player
in a band. I can't tell the difference between the tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Our life has morphed into one brain. I swear sharing
a brain. Why are you the same? No? TikTok the
algo must be listening to you or knowing your life
keeps showing me this guy that shows a song without
bass and then plays it again, and then he plays
the bass, so you learn the difference that it makes.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I've got no interest in show because I literally can't
tell it's big.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I have now learned how big a difference the bass
guitar is. Kate, did you ever I'm doing it?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Nate Valvaux, did you ever at any point in your
hitherto meaningless existence until God dropped you.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Into the lap of us? We're on the buck Oh
you'll up?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Did you ever did you ever express any musicality playing.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Singing, singing lessons for ages?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, but no instrument. Obviously your voice is your instrument.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Thank you so nice? Anything have you? I mean, you've
sung on this buck up soul?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh my goodness, I thought we had my heart. I
thought we had a mouse infestation. But it's Sasha Fridge.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Give her in the land, who, by the way, get.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Me with a little, bright little eyes, a bright little
mice eyes and a twitching little whiskers. You were It
could have been a rat. That would have been terrible,
wouldn't it. I would never do that to you out
of love and respect.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
So mouseities, Well, we heard the personality that Sash husband.
She's dealing with her other jobs. The giggling the loss
is also a producer another show.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Waking up very early in the morning, so much longer
to go. But oh, that was a Sash a French.
In twenty something years of professional and personal friendship, I've
never encountered that giggling gerty, that happy Harriet oh.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
To talking about you getting up early. The other week
we listed people that get up early. Oh yeah, A
few buckets sent of screen caps of themselves listening to
the quarter past five five twenty five. There is a
group of people we've forgot to mention that are up
very very early.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I remember we ticked.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Off bakers and truck drivers and all sorts. We didn't
say cleaners are cleaner to our cleaners.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Cleaners very important people for us to have overlooked.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Too early, too early getting up.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
And I'm going to just say this, if you have
a cleaner, very lucky to have a cleaner. But they
are I believe, the easiest profession to get into an
inverted power struggle with, don't you agree, Because you become
so reliant on a cleaner, you're constantly apologizing to them.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
You clean for the cleaner, We clean.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
For the We have to compete. It makes everyone clean
for the cleaner.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
For the cleaner. You have to clean for the clean.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
And if we haven't cleaned, for the clean mortifying. But
also you feel like you're on borrowed time.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
They could at any moment just drop you anyway, Well done,
cleaner and cleaners, as if they don't judge, as if
cleaners don't walk into a place and go tell absolutely
from your plates, don't have a cleaner, but they judge.

(05:13):
Don't you have a cleaner? No?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
You know why homosexual, no cleaner, requiet.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Polish, and all those knobs go back to and you
seem to take it very poorly. As so, neat is
an insult. I didn't say it's an insult all the time.
But your house is neat. Yes, but you're a neat.
I'm not wrong, you're not wrong. And Cody is also neat.

(05:43):
Cody is neat, I'm neat.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
What would you do have in comment? I just dup
the dub of your sc I'm.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Not as neat when codyd I know you say that,
but it's true.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh goodness, I put my socks away without putting rolling them.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
In the ball.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know how you're fading away BEFO for my yes,
and it's not the O. You're on the O.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
No, I'm not on the O. But I tell you.
I know you say I'm fading away, you are, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Skin looks great.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, my skin looks good. But that's not because I'm
fading away. Because I'm a terrible person. And I'll tell
you later on.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
So I'm trying to.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm trying to, for the first time ever, restrict my intake.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Of rice, of pasta, of potatoes, of sugaries, anything good. Yeah, yeah,
anything else I can eat. I bought your present because
you deserve.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
It, because I got hit it.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm so hung my favorite chocolate in the Oh my goodness,
the new nonsponsor Crambulat from Cadbury.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Say it again, crem read.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Well happen if I have that? Well, we'll cut out
you chewing. But I want to witness you having a
nibble of this because you look at you well do
you think I look I haven't you know?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
The doctor said, oh, cheating. I can't even I can't
even get the basics right to cheat.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
I can't get my have one near we'll edit it out.
We'll edit it out. You need the here how she's.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Going to have bit?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
You need the hit. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
If I knew that was going to happen, I would
have had a coffee. I've never even seen it. I
don't even go down the chocolate isle in the supermarket.
Now I look at Sasha's face.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Here you go. I feel like I'm a drug pusher.
I'm making you fine a vein. Oh my goodness, there's
a lot going on in a chocolate. They've held nothing back,
held nothing back. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
All right, wait, okay, that was stunning. And that's given
me such a buck up.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Or sugar in your sister.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
And so because I've been trying not to eat those things,
I've been trying to devise other things, but they all
live within that family.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Can I give you my hot take play? If I
don't have a little bit of choky, I will have
triple the amount of calories eating all this other shit
trying to make up for it. Yeah, hoover and more savory.
I'll have more cheese. That'll shave. I've ever had so
much cheese. It's so stupid. Just have some, have some
some chalky you know.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I don't think so, doctor, that's what my doctor said.
And then these things like so I've been eating sultanas
and then I looked up Sultana's You're not supposed to
have sultanas.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Of sugar and sultana so.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Much apparently more than Crembrolet Cadbury. Anyway, thank you. I
love it. I love what a buck?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
You know what else is a buck? Everyone is talking
about Kylie. I should be so lucky lack. Finally people
talking to me about the thing I want to talk
about most, which is.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Which you always want to do, even if she doesn't
have a freshly dropped three part doco on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I mean, it's pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I'm saying Netflix also not sponsored, but because nothing's more
irritating than when people recommend to show and they can't
tell you what streamer it's on.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh yes, there is an app for that.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't I can't remember what it's I know, and
you know what, I don't want another app.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I just want someone to tell me so true.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
In fact, I had to watch the first part of
it on your Netflix.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Should you notice?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
No, No, it just yours came up because you know
ours keeps getting cut off for some reason. We have
to reconnect someone to.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Pay the bill. Once a month, els gets cut off.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I'm why, I know what happened. And this is so
irish hating. Peter Alan Lewis my husband father allegedly of
the four children. He does all the admin. Praise be
the person that does the admin. Okay, you can stop
listening now, Peter, because he signed up to some gas deal.

(10:19):
You know, they're always offering you as though to make
up for the fact that the Chinese buy out.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Gars for one teams cooking and we can barely afford it.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
In Australia despite the fact that it all comes from here.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
One of the incentives that he got to change gas
provider was free Netflix, and I said to him, that's
really good.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
That's worth a lot.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
So he signed up and ever since we've done that
that it keeps getting cut off all the time if
you don't use it for like a week, Need more
cut off? Need more gas? Anyway, So I watched the
first step your one. I thought about you the.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Whole Well, that's it's such you know what's so good
about it? She's very aloof for Kylie. Yes, she's mysterious. Yes,
and take it from us super neat. She's not forthcoming,
not forthcoming. I actually like that very private. I think
it's gold school. It helps a pop star when they're
a bit mysterious.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yes, you know, not everyone has to show their.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Uterus, none of them, no uterus, no uterus warm in interviews,
but doesn't tell you much. And I've always liked that
keeps you hooked. But this docco she's everything wide open.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
No urists started, but she started strong, even from the
outset and going.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Through all those photos. Whose photos are they? What do
you mean?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
You know she's going through all the photos at her
start And she said, this is.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
The insane thing about the monogues. It's almost like they
had this plan from day one. Everything single thing she's
ever worn on every TV show, on any photo shoot,
every photograph ever taken. They own, Wow, warehouses, drawers, filing systems,
you've seen it. Even the Art Center have that full time. Yeah,
that's Kiley Expo.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
They could have more in that, put more stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Why isn't the buble at the art Center? Yes, statues
of our outfits.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Of mine mine today would be would just be unhinged.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Lady what of frills? You look nice? And who all
this Kylie? Who oh god? It took me back, Kate,
to the highlight of my life. And yes, of course
I'm going to talk about I rewind my buckheads to
twenty and ten. We're going all the way back. What
happened in twenty ten? Ama twenty six years old? I

(12:43):
was one year before I got my first job at Nova. Right,
I'm on the gay radio station JOYFM, doing a little
radio show. There. It's twenty ten, and Kylie's releasing an
album and she's bigger than ever at this point. Absolute
megas for diy album. This is I. This was all

(13:06):
the love, we said in relation to gold hot Pants
three albums later, three albums later, spitting around his light years.
That's look at this little I'm neat.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
You're a savant. Have you ever been diagnosed?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Because this been neat?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
This is properly, this is probably you've gone into some
kind of.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
So we wanted to get Kylie to come on our
radio show, and as if she's going to because this
is twenty ten, everyone wants a bit of Kylie. This
is a very long time ago, when there wasn't TikTok.
There wasn't social media, there wasn't videos, There wasn't you know,
big celebrities going on little things to go viral. People. Well,
her people said no, how did you contact that? Well

(13:49):
you still had avenue. Someone at JOYFM ad someone's email
and you sent a howla can you please come on out?
Ye're like no. So her people said no, this little
eat upstart, This little twenty six year old said you
know what, No, I don't accept this. So I got
a video camera and I got a bunch of gaze
together and we made a video, funny film clip, played

(14:14):
a Kylie song or telling her to call our radio show.
Oh then YouTube was really new, Rahan and like, got
all these hits on YouTube? Really can we tune it
up in our nights? It doesn't exist anymore. Well, Charlie, no,
this is I'm bathing in this story because I never
get to tell it in form and I get to

(14:36):
see it. And one day we get an email from
her people, an email saying Kylie saw your video. She's
going to come on your radio show. And I thought,
oh my god, I get to finally meet Kyle Mino.
I did say on the air, I ould get a
tattoo if she said, yeah, yeah, right, but is that
why you've got your tattoo? And I thought she was
calling the show Kate. One day we get an email

(14:58):
like a week later, we're going to this hotel. This
is the time it goes and Andy someone else a
twenty minute, sit down, sit down interview. So I rummaged
through some old hard drives. I found the audio. Oh
my goodness, this is me interview with anyone. You can

(15:21):
hear two things in my voice nervous here I am
shitting my friends. Yeah, and just how young and adorable
I am. So here's me asking Kylie to sign my
arm for tattoo. You are with this pen. You are
to write a very pretty amazing K here for me,
and it will be tattooed over at five pm today

(15:42):
as part of you getting a message and calling joy
immense pressure right now. You have ever written I meant
to practice here, hold of mine. You can do it, okay,
any k you'd normally do much. Just don't make it
too big, because I'm out of pain, really really worried.

(16:04):
I am seriously scared. That is absolutely warm. Look at that.
So she signs my arm, and in my head I
won't lie. I was thinking as the interview went on,
I'm like, I'm not going to get the right Who's
going to follow that up? A bit of fun bit
of on air content. But then at the end of

(16:26):
the interview she said this. I called Joy.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
I hug Joy, I love and respect Joy. And seriously,
that was the most amazing call to arms that you sent.
And I loved the video and I love the enthusiasm
and and you better get that tattooed for real.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh so I had to go and get you had
to go and get it. Where did she get it done?
What was the set up? It was one in Saint Kilda.
You've never been there before, while I've been there before.
You might have kept a man company your mud. You know,
I'm getting my initials, but make the neat.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
So you just go in and say.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Down there walked in. I was nervous again about them
because I was like, I have you to sign my arm?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Did you tell them the story?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Absolutely, with a man or a woman, big, big man.
I love the story. They got photos and everything. Did
it hurt? It hurts? It was like one minute that
has a tattoo. I can't believe we haven't spoken to
her since I've spoken to her since Yes, I mean
I've never had a job.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
No, I've had the.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Job to get her to come chat. That should be
friends for life. I mean, you know what, can I
be honest with you? That was enough? I think I'm
really happy.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
To yes, Okay, yes, you can only ruin things from here?
Did she gets to know the real you? That's like
you just you just need to leave her with these
beautiful memories.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Go watch the Kylie Wow, the Buck Wow. Is that
all you're going to tell me? And I'll put them
on the on the on the install I know that's
Is that all you had to bring me about Carl?
There's more. You need to watch the doco.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
No, no, I just we just have to talk about
this quickly. At the very end of the first part.
It's the Michael.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Hutchins Oh okay, oh my goodness, Sash are even talk
about how dirty Jason Donovan still is. It was him,
Why did he say yes to this dog? Did the pants?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Did he wear let the pants? Did you see it
when he got up to walk off? But everything about him,
I was like, no.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Big call ready, Okay, he's not over it.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
He's totally you're not over it.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
He sat down in this interview.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
In his life's been married and he's had kings, and
he's not over it.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
And he's not over it. He's not over it.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Okay, maybe if you were. But also I was surprised
at how blurry the lines were. I thought there'd been
a cleaner break.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Jason, my friend Kylie. I can say that she loved him. Yeah,
of course, but he would have of course, I'm not mate.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Look at yourself, look at yourself, and no disrespect. He's
done very well. He's not a nice he's not a
nice girl. I don't think he's a nice guy. Many
other things he might be. I wouldn't say nice.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Guy, especially for you. I love that, and that was good.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
But there is no way when you saw Hutchins, there
is no way you could get the most committed you
could get Mother Teresa, who had sworn her loyalty and fidelity.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
To Jesus or is it to God? Whatever they do nuns.
But what my point is, even she.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Tap that hundred million Calcutta would run to that.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Let me ask you this. It was a tiny bit
before my brain was making core memories. The Kylie Nathan
Adventure begins with confide in me, which is a little
bit after right, Well it's a bit late nineties. You
need to tell me about Michael error. Who this guy was?
Was he just the hottest guy in the world.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Well no, not really.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
You just you just said see him.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Now when you see him, you're like, Holy moly. So
you know, who's a buck which my friend flewes friend
of the show. She spent a night with him, and
she's got all these not a night, not like not
a mother at night and not a Kylie knight, haunting

(20:57):
Jason Donovan to this day. But she they ended up
in some hotel after a gig in Saint Kildon. She's
got all these beautiful photos. She took a him on
a proper SLR camera. Anyway, he was I know, there
was a big bus about him. He was shorter than
you'd think.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
But hey, all famous people are.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
And my then boyfriend worked at a nightclub and he
looked very much like him, except he was tall. And
one night Michael Hutchins came into the nightclub yeah and
text my boyfriend. His nose was a bit out of
joint because the real thing.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Came in You dated someone called text Yeah, I dated
someone called text that's another story. That's that's a text error.
Yeah that was my tex a three part Kate doc
o on Netflix, the text Era. But you know what
the problem was text for Oh no, we can't get
into that. You're poison. I love this. No one mutters

(21:59):
except Pete of course.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Of course there was no one before him, no one.
He's I'm his mother to Reasa. And you know what,
how ironic because he's always trying to get into the
black hole of Calcutta.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
All I needed was a little bit of chocolate. All
I needed was a bit of preble.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
This Katie is back and now those bad move stay away.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well you needed sugar.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I needed sugar, and you know what, you're just not
getting it from fruit, which I've been eating more of
than I have eaten.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Fruit is the worst food in the world. Do you
know what? Hang on?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Hang on, let us all as we attempt to do
with fruit, digest that.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
You are a profit. I hate it. It's so overrated
and squishy and texture wise. Absolutely sucks. Vegetables they can
give you vegetables and also vegetables can give you you
put a lot of butter and salt on vegetables. They're
stunning the worst fruit. Every time I click on a link,

(23:15):
every time I clock an article, it's a blueberry.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Blueberry in Harvard now in some pesticide that's been a
proof for use in Australia that's banned in Europe.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
So now don't eat. So you've got a layer of
can annoying skin and you'll be shit in the middle.
I hate blueberries so much, and not only is it
the worst food in the world, fifteen dollars upon it.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
All right, busy chairs. But I quite like a raspberry.
I don't consider them related. In fact, they shouldn't even
both be called berries.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
The who's theerry?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
They're not related. A raspberry is interesting and a little
bit French.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Don't you think I know? Excuse me? You're with me
or you're not. You hate all fruit or you don't. Well,
you know what.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I've been gorging myself on what you called a tomato? Oh, yes,
the per simons that are in season. And then I
googled them as well. Apparently they're one of the highest
sugar content when they're ripe.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Is there any truth to the fruit? Sugar isn't actually
as bad as Cadbury sugar. Who knows that is what
the internet says. You are a great and I mean
this positively. You always know what's in season.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Oh yeah, I know what's in season. Yeah, because I
believe in eating seasonally. You just know chocolate it's always
in season.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Do you a reb so?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
No, you know what. I've tried to grow enough things
for myself that have got a rough idea.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
But some things I couldn't really tell you in season.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
But I know blackberries are she's not in their in
season because we stopped by the side of the road
to pick them when we see them.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
You do late fair. You know what this podcast is missing?
Side of the road story. We need a new one.
It's been so long.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
And one time we try to grow corn and I'll
tell you what I learned about corn. Right, corn needs
a lot of water, like a lot of water, like
so much water.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
An AI data center. Yes, why is that about corn?
No AI data You asked me this already. It's to
keep the engines cool.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, no, why would it use any more than I
don't believe it. I think it's another rawt to get
it our water, because you know that's the only thing
they haven't privatized or come for even though they are
doing all that spraying of the clouds and all of that.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
That full of water. What fruit another reason to stop.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Anyway, whatever, I think you're right about fruit, most of
them are overrated.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
A banana, absolutely discussing of.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'm partial to a banana pancake, Barley, do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Like if it's if it's incorporated with cream and sugar, battery,
moost a blueberry wrapped in a pancake.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I feel so so liberated.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
So seen. Yeah, people are always like.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I've been eating more fruit, as I said, and I've
never been more miserable.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
See how to do what the French do? Have a
sugar loaded breakfast, have a chocolate crust that doesn't work
off your pop.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
That's Sasha and I discover that when we're working together
that if we and when we were doing breakfast radio together,
if we ate something that got turned to sugar, like
you know, like white toast or whatever or sugar, we
would be peaking and troughing all day and like such terrible.
There would be flat as attacked by twenty past seven.

(26:52):
Then we'd have some more sugar. I'd be ripping my
top off.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
And yes, yeah, the flash the flash bus, the flash bars,
but that put me in a cycle all day. Sugar,
I love meat. Can they tell you I love meat? Well, yes,
I know that everyone knows that. But the reason you're

(27:18):
on this health journey is some buckheads have reached out
about your impending death on a mountain.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Oh yes, in Nepal. Now, people who haven't heard the
podcast before a I pity you. But at the same time,
how lucky you are that you can catch up on
our entire back catalog and become a certified.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Buckwheat beautiful stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
I'm going to Nepal to trek up a mountain and
go to base camp and go to heaven. Even as
I say it, do you know you get a good
you really get a good perception of how the world
sees you when you tell them certain.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Information base Camp. Yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
The way that people react, even people who have been there,
the way they react to me doing it.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
It's been there. So many people have done it.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Three people have said to me, oh, we did it
at school.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Private school, probably got carried up.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
So many people have done it, and my boot camp
people have been to base camp, but they all seem
concerned about me.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I'm concerned, or the other day about some men on
some track that fell off the path and now he's dead.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
You know how we wanted a new sound effect for
the pod.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, well we've got one.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
And this is me probably halfway up okay, halfway up
the mountain known as Anna, on my way to base camp.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
On your way to the camp. I've fallen and I
can get up. What's that?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh, it's a it's a really old ad for American
ad for our home help panic device. And they gave
the guy as well.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
He goes, I'm having a heart attack.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
And they cut to a mountain.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
We'll be right with you.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
We're calling your family and an ambulance. But she's the
greatest swollen and I can get up.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
We're going to play that every time I have a
very stupid question to ask, Yes, what do you mean
on the way up? Halfway to base camp? Don't you
start at base camp?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
You make your way to base camp. This is new
information to me.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Base camp Valvo base camp is four thousand something feet.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Are we at zero here?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
You never at zero?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Are you listeners at altitude?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Hang on camp at the start.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Because base camp is where you get to to then
climb Mount Everest.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
The stupidest thing I've ever heard. And base camp. A
lot of people can't even get base camp. Well, yeah,
you're looking at him, you're looking.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
At her, You're looking at her.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
What happed? Where are you before base camp?

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I don't know. I don't know Nepal. I haven't been there.
Message I'll tell you, Hello, Kate, Nathan Sash. About ten
years ago I did the Annapurna circuit in Nepal. It's
the same here inus idea as base Camp. It was okay,
but I don't need to do it again haha. As

(30:27):
I was trudging up to the highest point, seeing mirages
of the end point and wondering what really unkind act
I had perpetrated in Grade nine as a bully to
have to endure this character building event, a yak walked
past me with some smug mole atop what. I hope

(30:49):
she had a sore jutzi after riding that yak. So Kate,
try and line yourself up a yak and WaveRT all
the other pearsance as you trot paayak and burke.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I love you get a yack. I've just had a revelation.
She said she was an ex school bully.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yes year nine, that it's going to come out.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I reckon most people that were bullies end up climbing mountains.
Is that why I'm no good at it? Bullies need
a new target, they need they need someone to put
all that negative energy so.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
That because it's a lot harder, isn't it to find
people to bully?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
So you're going to be walking up with a bunch
of bullies, Yeah, do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Or maybe they the bullied you think? Yeah, maybe a
bunch of ex dorgs you show you. Yeah, you know
how they say to die?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
People who run are either running away from something or
running towards something.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I think these think that's how running works in general,
and I can get out. I think that's just running.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
No, no, psychologically hm hmm, just I understand momentum. I
need to eat more chocolate?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
You do? Oh? I love and Burke. I love that.
You've got other have we got? Have you got any
other feedback? Feedback? Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
People are loving the thought of the true crime podcast.
They're loving it too much, too much, Melinda, I listened
to a lot of true crime podcasts. Now you believe
that my husband's taking me out there to murder me.
There's no nice way to put it.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Last week did bring up life insurance. Interesting, but I
told you he's reducing my life insurance, so he says,
and as if you're going to read, well, Melinda's onto this,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I listened to a lot of true crime podcasts. I
think Peter is throwing the investigation off by lowering the
life insurance. They always check the life insurance. A brilliant move.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh my god, she's got a point, because let's say
your life insurance is a meal. Let's just say that. Yeah,
if Pete goes I need five hundred yeah, okay, yeah,
then it all checks out. He lowers your life insurance,
he gets five hundred releasing life and it seems like
he's so innocent, But I mean, I'm up five hundred kg.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I think if he got rid of me wouldn't even
need the money. It would be just such a relief,
just particularly after he's climbed a mountain with me. That's
just anyway. We did it again on Saturday morning. We
did our training and both of us had been out
for a big night the night before.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Good to say that you're taking it seriously.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
And I woke up really early and I was like,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I was like, let's go.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
So we did ten k's and seven hundred and sixty steps.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
That's taps, and I was all like, I've fallen and
I can get up anyway.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
It's happening.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
This story of yours has inspired me to introduce a
new segment to this part, because you're going to be
one of these soon when you go up this mountain.
And I know, for a couple of years on this
buck up we have never yucked yum.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
No, no, we like we don't believe in yucking someone.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
However, I've decided, how about we start yuck um yay,
and they'll be able to yuck your yum.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Little opener, which will be stunning going right now, I
know you weak for a text from Am, but now
Nate's going to yuck your yum What could it be? Yum?
Are you're gonna yuck?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Are you ready? Goodness? What a relief. We can't properly
be bucked up. Excuse me? You can get bucked up
by bringing other people down life. Yes it is. It's
called conversation. Gossip.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Friendship circles proceed I.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Am sorry to yuck your yarm, but here I go.
All right, you will never ever catch me on a
street silent disco. Let's talk. Really a group of fifteen
twenty people right, headphones on. There's a group leader, some

(35:27):
English university student who needs money. Play a man from
busking in the local mall playing music from a iPad.
It's going into all of their heads. They're all getting
different so they're all getting the same soundtrack. And they
walk in this pack or women and they go around
the city doing the Y M C A same. I

(35:50):
love laughing. I'm no, I love them more in my life.
I love it. I see myself doing that. Your life
insurance for five thousand dollars down from a million. I
still wouldn't be caught dead. Really, street silent disco sash
what it's very Ye, you're a no, but you play

(36:14):
always handy golf. Not compare the two?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
What?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
And when you see these silent discos taking over the CBD,
ruining my night, there's always two or three people that
do not want to be there. They're at the very back. Yeah,
they're just straggling along, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
What, Valvo, That is the story of every hens night.
Is always there's always people that are like, I really
don't want to go on their Hens night.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Well, I didn't have a Hens night. I had a
Hens week. Issue with Hens nights. Here's my issue with
these streets yucking this as well, I'm yucking all. It
all comes down to the same thing. You cannot schedule fun,
and I don't hang on.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
That is so true, and that brings me back to
my thing about milestone birthdays that very often people don't
want to have a milestone birthday. They don't feel great
about it, but they feel compelled to. That is scheduled fun,
and that's why they're often bleak and depressing affairs culminating

(37:28):
in as I've said to you, the most depressing toast
ever is.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
To the next fifty e. See you are spot on.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
You can't schedule fun, not schedule it.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
So imagine someone getting an invite going for my fiftieth, Yes,
my yeah, fiftieth, the big one. We're going to go
to the street and put headphones on and listen to
music and walk around the CBD annoying other pedestrians, screaming, laughing.
Riddle me these pretending to enjoy it. No one's enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
You don't think anyone is. Okay, the idea was that
you dance.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
They're all dancing, dancing and walking. Annoying walking. That's a
terrible combination and annoying me. I'm trying to get all
I'm trying to get past them on some st just walking.
I'm running late to my gig. I'm you're doing small late.
Because it's fifty women in front of me dancing tail.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
It sounds a little bit misogynistic, That's all I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Say, because why aren't they at home in the kitchen?
Fifty uncooked dinners?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Okay, I'm gonna think about people's yums. I want to yuck.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Can I just say this now that I've got that
off and send us Oh my goodness, someone's yum? I
won't lie. I feel really good right now. I feel lighter,
I feel a bit off your chest. I've got a
bit of you know what I feel like doing going
to the street and putting headphones on, dancing bad. I

(38:57):
would love to cost of bad charging. Oh it depends
for a public humiliation.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Rich, I reckon one hundred and twenty dollars. How long's
the tour?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
You know when people are in the seventies threw themselves
off roofs to break their legs so they didn't have
to go to Vietnam. The men, what did you hear
about that? Just because men were conscripted to behind me?
The name of the people were conscripted. That's its region,
the name of thet I'm getting to the buck up.
That's what I would do if I was invited to
one of these street disco parties, I'd throw myself off

(39:27):
a roof and break a leg. Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Knowing the nature of these parties and the fact that
you've pointed out the comprised of women, one of the
sisters would push you in a wheelchee.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
With women, I would have no social Well.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
You've really you've You've taken to us with both barrels.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I don't think I like it.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Remember what mum always said.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Women, what's all this bers about? My best friends are gay?
You're both after the same thing. He's the enemy.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
That was when she really had some half in her part.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Can we imagine?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
But now my niece is a lesbian. She's had to
recant a full back. Yeah, my family, Yes, people, nothing
changed your mind about things.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
No one of them like yeah, or when you love them.
I don't know if that's a case in your face.
When I came out and Auntie said to my mum, oh,
he just thinks he is. Well.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Interestingly, when when my niece came, I just think she is.
My brother said to me, do you think it's just
a phase, And I said, I was at her twenty first.
I don't think it was a phase. That was when
I realized what was she doing?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Well?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
She no, it was just a party. It was a
lovely party. But I just looked around. It was on
the Gold Coast and I'd flown up for it. There
were a lot of hay bales, it was a country theme,
and a lot it was nearly all women.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
And some overalls. It was a country theme, but also
there were a lot of lesbians.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
What do you call them? That you're sleeping that's not
a tent, but people put where they sleep in them
swags swags. Now this was pre swag era. Now swags
are having a moment. And at one stage I looked
I saw the swags outside and we were all having
a great time, and I just went, oh, oh that's
who you are.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Oh I get it.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
So I knew, and then I didn't say anything to
my brother and sister in law, who at that point
were in the dark.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
They had their head in the swag. They had their
head in the head of the swag anyway, But nothing
changes your mind like meeting someone who's one of them. Yeah, well,
whatever the them might be, you know, you just think
she is. It's a phase. Who did she tell first?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I've never arked to who she told first. I reckon
she probably told them together. No, she wouldn't told Stace first.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
When people don't realize that the parents are the last
people you tell, and when you tell your mother, that
is your way of saying, I'm now ready for the
world to know, because you know that's not last and
more than a minute that hot goss right, it's done.
It's when you want to speed up the proceeds, you
tell a mom. But also.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I reckon people would mostly tell their mums before their dads.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
All gay men tell their mom first.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder what lesbian's do. I can't imagine
Lisbien telling their dad. Ask your niece, yeah, I should
ask class.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Who she told first? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Yeah, yeah, oh okay, so you know you told us
that horrifying. I'm not going to repeat it about men
trying to get out of conscription. Oh for Vietnam, just
a terrible thing that you bat it up in the
middle of our joyous outing.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I can make. I can commentate on Vietnam because my
father conscripted the Vietna. Okay, so you're not helping yourself.
So I've earned my Okay, I've just got to share.
Let's file this under. Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I've got two things I can tell you. One is
I think this should also become a regular segment, which
we will call just be glad you're not dot dot
dot right. Or I can just give you a random
amazing fact about the Dutch.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Your choice. Well, let's go the Dutch because the other
one is quite similar to yuck and yum. Oh no
it's not. Oh no, it's not. Why can't we just
do both? Okay, we'll do.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
All right with the dutchy amazing fact. Okay, Oh you
want to start with the dutchy yes, I'll start with
this one.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
It should My family is going to leave there those
parts of the wood soon and move to New York.
Hello to Nico. Definitely give you duk Nico said, say
hello to me on the buck Up. Oh, Niko, did
you didn't respond to my video that scenes that my
brother sent me? When this pod in other countries? That
language crazy?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
All right, I'll give you an amazing fact.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
About the Dutch, besides the fact that they listen to
the Bickup.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yes, we're very popular in Holland. And you know they
speak brilliant English. So you know the Dutch of the
tallest people in the world that they are. Yes, this
is an extraordinary fact. They had to change things. I
will tell you what that's about. In eighteen fifty, right,

(44:36):
which seems like a long time ago, But that's only
probably four five generations. I don't know how generations work.
How long is the generation thirty years?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I was going to say, like sixties, So I definitely
don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
No, I think it's from the point at which you reproduce,
which is probably thirty in my case, late fifties. In
eighteen fifty, the average Jutchmen was five foot four.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Five foot four. Who did he sleep with?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
He was shorter than the average French, German, English, and
American by European standards, an unimpressive specimen. I think we
all agree, yah, short King. He was also fed primarily.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
On pastry grain. Yes, good guess.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
So over the next one hundred and fifty years, the
Dutch did something that no other country has ever done
anywhere in the world. They started adding dairy to their
diet on a scale that no one else has. Butter cheese.
You know, they're famous for their cheese. And over the

(45:51):
next one hundred and fifty years they added twenty centimeters
to the male average and eighty to the female.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Say, you are physically built on cheese, built on cheese,
and and the shoes carved out of wood and cheese.
Not very comfortable, butter and milk and pastry. And here's
your you trying to quit it, trying to cut back.
This is this is an offense to your forefather's Kate,

(46:23):
I just find it. I'm not cutting back on diary. Good.
You'll shrink when Pete Lewis and I maybe drink performing
then a gust of wind will.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Take it off the mountains and Peter will be like,
I'm so surprised I happen to have some paperwork here.
Isn't that incredible? So that was in one hundred.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
And fifty years. We love you cheese and do you
know that's done and what the rest of us would
just regular height by then already we were just already
around that. I changed their.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Diet diet as radically as the Dutch tin. I don't
know why the Dutch did.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Who knows. They was sick of being but it really
we were sick of being not back from roller coasters.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Per capita, their dairy consumption is the highest in the world,
and they are the tallest people in the world and
they started as the shortest in Europe.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
That is incredible. What a tale.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
And I love the Dutch Nico. Make sure that you eat,
you drink your yummies. Chacamel's is he's still modeling.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
They think you might be taller than me now and
I'm six too. Come on, someone's built like a vegan.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Also, do you know the same things happened with first
generation Vietnamese kids in Australia, But that's because of the protein.
So they've done a study on them that they're all
like five centimeters taller than their parents.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Because of protein. Leaning on the buck ey, we're yuck,
but we're learning and growing. I just like a Dutch person,
eating my people harder. This about food, but stuck your heart.
Vegans vegetarians on the buck up. We love them, love them,
We love our veggies. Little listening. Yeah, but stop saying

(48:12):
this to people that are not vegetarians or vegans. Right,
let me cook for you. Oh, I'll cook for you.
I'll be the one that swaps you like he changes
your mind. No, you haven't had my yes, yes, no, no, no, no,
you haven't had my yes, my favorite one. Do you
have an air fryer? Well, you know, great.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
You send him me messages about don't give up potatoes.
Don't give up potatoes, honestly all the others. You know.
He loves to say what did he say to us
in the sauna? Sash breadies poison? Or bread is evil?
Or bread is ranting about bread?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
But he lives on potatoes.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
And I want to say to him, mate, you fell
to the ground in a celebrity footy match and you
shattered five ribs a lung.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I think needs more, needs more. My neighbors are lovely.
Are they vegetarian? Yes? The whole family, well you do
live on that side of town, I know, But the
whole family, kids and them, how many two kids?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
And have they got rickets?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
No, they're very very well smart, funny kids. Okay, great,
but I still want the meat and book on my neighbor.
Well are they you're going to eat with your name?
He said, I will make you need to come over
for dinner, eat my vegetarian dinners. Okay, I will say these.
I don't want to. No, no, these beautiful vegetarian He

(49:40):
pie shamed me because around the corner getting your what
was he getting? Not a pie? No is he he
was getting. I have to go and have a vegetarian
you know, Okay, it might be good.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I'm not on board with doubting the vegetarians.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I don't dare. You can have delicious vegetarian food, of course,
and I have had it, but you don't want it again.
You don't want it again. He's what I've always thought
about the vegan vegetarian thing. It is not a cop out, but.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I don't think you can click them together. I actually
think their world's apart.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Vegeta vegans and vegetarians. Yeah it's vegan.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah, oh no, if they're vegan, you are not going
in there.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
You are.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I am not letting you go in there, No, no,
not unless you take the bag. Then trails for them
to weep up something tasty. No, they can't be vegan.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I've always thought, I've always had a fantasy if I
became super rich and I had a chef, I would
be able to become vegan overnight, because it's just being
dealt with and cooked. But when do you.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Become vegan when meat is so good and so good
for you and how it does?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
But why is what happened to me with pigs? Yes?
Why did it happen with pig?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Because I think pig is different.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
But this is what he said to me. He said,
it always starts with pig, starts with peace, as in
people become He said this to you book on my
Neighbory the vegetarian slash vegan. Oh no, you're having conversations
with him about it. It starts with the pig. Yeah,
and then all of a sudden you'll start feeling sorry
for the cow. Okay, guess what his favorite animal is,

(51:22):
which I think he's lying. Chicken his favorite animal. Yeah,
you're like, they're my favorite animal. I'm I think you
made that up.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yeah, you made that up. No, one's fair. He doesn't
even hit their eggs, does he?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Hang on the daughter, does you need to find out
what he's vegan or vegetarian?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Well, he was getting eggs for the kids. He said
that eggs for the kids.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
All right, vegetarian can have a beautiful and fulfilling life.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It's quite similar to the Mediterranean diet minus the good bits.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah, correct, but a vegan no. And also I don't
like them pedling what they're pedling. Once you know about
the glory of meat, you do.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
You love meat? That's I just said.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
It ran.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
About.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Okay, So when are you going for dinner?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
You know me?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
You think this is gonna happen. Yes, this is actually
going to cody go No, not if it's vegan or
vegetarian on offer, you'll be b yo meat. Cody will
take over a couple of beers and a streak.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
So my girlfriend Mac who I she's one of the
people that got me into yoga. And it was when
Lewis was sick, when he had leukemia and I had
not exercised for like two years.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
I'd just been sleeping at the hospital.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
It was terrible, and I started doing yoga remember that
sush and she did hot yoga at the time, and
I kept doing my back because it makes you think
impossible things are possible. But she then went into this
weird thing where she kept having epiphanies in yoga classes.
And she came out one day and said, I'm never
going to drink coffee again. I'm like, okay, all right.

(53:04):
She came out and she said, I'm not going to
eat red meat. But she still ate seafood at that point.
And we were going on a trip to la and
we were going to this lobster restaurant that, of course
I was dreaming of, so we ate lobster there. Luckily,
because after that she had another epiphany and she went,
I can't eat any animal anymore.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Sorry, this is too many epiphanies. Where was this? She
has them all the time, in the same class, in
different classes. It always happened in yoga. As soon as
she's stretching, as soon as she's in the downward.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Something just drops in. Not for me, and it doesn't
even take any discipline. It's just like something in her.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
She starts concentrating on that.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yes, but I wish I could choose what I have
it for. You know, I don't want to do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
What if I I mean what.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
If I have I'm not going to have fun anymore.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Well, I've got the perfect thing for you. It's got
a silent street disclay. Anyway, I'm going to ask her
about the pig. What about it? If she started with
the pig, it was the entry animal. Yeah, the entry animal.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Because I have always understood that a lot of vegetarians
snap out of it with bacon.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
I'm pushing through, and I've pushed through.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
No, no, but you know that's what breaks a lot
of vegetarians is the smell of bacon.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Yes, so that's the opposite. What a conundrum. It's already.
I feel like we haven't even started on the.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Twitter wrote down our podcast. All right, look at her
trying to wind us something. I wonder she's so hippy.
Even though I love you, take up golf, Sash, I
don't think I could love you fully. Although actually I've
got a couple of vegan girlfriends and they're no trouble.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
That's what I mean. Also, you know the vegan we're
friends with, So do you know why she's so good?
She grabs the menu as soon as and she takes
charge of her own night and says, you do whatever
you want. I'm covered vegans.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
And you wouldn't even know.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Actually, thanks to you, Sash, I've actually I'm working on
a new bit about golf. So I'm excited about that.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
But you don't play golf, of course not. That's give
us a little bit teasers, a little bit of something.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
It's the concept for I haven't got the jokes yet,
but what's the feeling. The feeling is the amount of
land mass that we have to sacrifice. So four dads
at a time can their love it? Good bit, love it?
Love it? Because I was looking at a plane windows
to get that, and it was a golf course, rolling hills,

(55:41):
a paradise. They're very beautiful, but anyone can go on
them for four people at a time, the private one
them big gates in the big Melbourne lockdown, they opened
up golf courses, even the private one and even the
private ones, and they turned into this oasis of children
playing and dogs running around, families having picnics, and everyone

(56:01):
was like, oh, this is what.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
It's like, police people and saying, and.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Then lockdown finished.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
It was like yeah, back to Bruce and wow, Sasha,
if you played on a private one, are they beautiful?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Dunning? Stunning, and because of you and a few other
people that I know in my life, the algorithm show
me a lot of golf. I seemed I'm always seeking.
I'm getting a lot of golf.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I watched them too to see if I think they're
worth sending.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Peter, I love you a lovely man, and I want
to hear see clips if you're golf podcast. Get out
of my algorithms producing here showing me. Yeah, that's nice.
I don't get seen that. Are you going on that
holiday that popped up the other day? Come to New
Zealand with us calm down? A lot of texts from
this is like, you know, really yuck. Someone's young figured

(56:58):
it out for duds is silent disco on the street
for Memoh.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah, okay, all right? What about a text from mum?
Please do from Katie?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Hello Katie buckhead Katie, this is so just a longie
or a shorty. It's a long ee. It's a long ee.
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I may not participate in a family pick. For a
couple of days, we had a gardener tarting the garden
up for sale, up for sale pictures, and his noisy
whipper snipper stirred up the bees he was working around
the legs of the hive unbeknownst to me, but they
still weren't happy three hours later, So two plus hours

(57:42):
in urgent care twenty four hour facility.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Actually it's thanks to Labor.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
It's a brilliantly set up facility for after hours medical center.
Four nurses and online slash zoom type access if necessary
to approved overseas medicos in less than two minutes in
my case, no other important reactions, just swelling and the
nurses hanging around with the epipin. Have fun today.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Kiss Kiss. It's a text from Oh they just love
the medical process. Love it.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Katie's put in a translation, Mum got stung by a bee.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Got that? We got that picked up on that stung
by a b You might have thought there was a swarm.
We've got a My Girl movie situation. What happens in
that Macaulay Culkin dies from the best I've never seen it.
I've got to watch it. I feel like a really
good crime. And she screams. His body is in the coffin,

(58:41):
but the glasses are not on him, and she screams,
he can't see without his glasses and puts the glasses
on his even it's going to make me. Why did
she have his glasses? So we're on the coffin or
whatever they slipped off. No, they've been placed off. Oh
place without his glasses. See without his glasses. We've never
seen that movie. My goodness, there's so many movies I've

(59:04):
never seen. There's a sequel, How could that be? There?
Is there's a sequel? He did? I'm sure there's My
Girl too?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
My girl too too? Is there a throwback? No, we'll
look into that. Love love love love. Oh, we didn't
give the money back guarantee.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
He's too late. But you must know you're feeling good
and tell a friend, tell a friend, let them yuck
your youm just.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Give Kate a really big audience before she dies in
a mountain. That's all are yes.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
I don't want the numbers to go up after I'm gone,
which you know they will.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Oh the irony. I'm gonna make so much money.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me, Kate Langbrook
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