April 6, 2026 • 55 mins
- Designated driver vibes
- Why does Amy always cry?
- A clothes fixer
- Bad Bunnies
- Jade by the back door, money in the front door
- Things parents do
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It will cut you off with the knees, then gift
you a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
By bye bye bye bye bye bye a bat a.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Bad, bad, bad bad baby baby baby fat? But what's
it saying on your top? Baby fat?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
pH A?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yes, but what's baby fun? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I think it's a label.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Hello, okay lainbro pop label.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
A girlfriend gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
She outgrew it and I'm growing into it.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
If you question for the ladies, yes, and the flues.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
By the way, that's who gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
When you have a sentence or a word across your
chest as is on your top, oh yes, don't you
get a which one is it? When guys are reading,
are they looking? What's going on? How do you feel
about this? Because I've been staring at it for five minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
To figure out I've discovered about mean what it says?
I don't know if homemades are the same. But intro
mean have mastered.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
The art of the split second, haven't they such well?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
The titty look split everything like at my beach.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I was at the beach with my husband the other
day and I almost watching him just to see what
he's watching, like I'm always watching back.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
And he.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But he's like mastered the split its split second. It's in.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Testmal also to you pick up on it not so quickly,
but also you know why they also do it?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
You put some Sonny's on mate that he forgot His son.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Revealed, Oh my goodness, you're so clever, he actually said,
because you know I don't wear sunglass.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
We know that twenty vision, but he.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Actually went, I've forgotten my sunglasses. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
That's why they wear sunglass was raw the oh my
good world to see second, but twofold one because they
don't want to be caught by which is respectful. If
you go out with the guy who openly pervs at
other women, that's not right.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
What I'm picking up on here is you want a
secret perve, You've got to be your husband to be
secret per's secret hard sneaking, cheating perve.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't want to what I won't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
We're not repeating last week's tequila episode.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
We're not, even though maybe I did come back a
little sip and just a tiny one. Look, no one's
ever had.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I don't know why you have the bottle again. After
last week's feedback from the tequila, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
We enjoyed it, didn't we?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You enjoyed it? No?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Was it unbere No? It was? Is it time to
do an intervention.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
On?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What have you ever had to do an intervention on
a friend?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
No? No, we're about to get so serious. No, no,
no intervention, but a very sad but necessary, healthy cut
of someone from life.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Did you explain it to them?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Or don't you think they were in a state to understand?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And ever will be?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
But that's that's life, that's many people. Let's move on.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I know who that is. I know is.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Can you make sure I didn't say that it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Might be in there? It won't be, thank you. That's
let's move on.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
What a buyeless You are guiless? I like Peter the Beach.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Without without guile.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
That you're so that you whispered it to you know,
preserve someone's anonymity, but you respected.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
It, so microphone, I know what you want me. Sneaky
like Pete.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Nothing's as loud as a whisper. Sneaky Pete. That was
his nickname.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Well, I have a bit on new show which Bluckheads
just for Melbourne. Sorry, but I am coming to Sydney
and Brisbane and every Perth and what have you. April nineteenth,
three pm is my final show here in Melbourne for
the Comedy Festival, and Kate and Sash will be there
and we're inviting buckheads to come along.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yes, and already the backwards of Answer the Course.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Not for free sold out. No, we'll see if this out.
But that'll be the last show of the first of
all too, so I'll be you know, I'll be pumped.
It will be a great time. Come on down.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Will we go somewhere afterwards and have a drink bags tequila?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh jeez? Well, okay, enjoy that. I'll be home, my kid.
I care because last week's all it was to me
was that feeling you get when your friends are more
on it than you are.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's a terrible annoying feeling. Oh my god, you'll have
to go outside. Amy's taken too many drugs and she's
really just spiraling.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
And Amy does Amy does this every week. Amy does
it every every week she loses her phone, someone has
to call her an uber her hand bag. Here's your handbag, Amy,
near the ATMA. We've got to go back to the atm.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Amy always ends up crying.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Always crying, and I'm not here for it. Amy cries.
Amy also says she cannot wait to be away from
the kids. One hour later, crying about the kids.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Amy doesn't have any kids.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Amy's the Amy's I know, are showing you a photo
of the kids beautifully? Mom, Yeah you are? You actually are?
And a worse friend.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well, Miami doesn't have friends, I mean doesn't have children.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm trying to rack my brain. If I have an
Amy in my life, it's good.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Ay, we're pretty safe.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Comedy name Amy. Think there's some names in comedy people
just use a lot. Stacy's a big one, Becky's a
big one. You know, the these names you just throw around.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
They're also interestingly, you can transfer them straight to America.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
There you go, yea for those of you listening, I
don't want to transfer.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Your material with a good hand.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Thank you, mom. All I'm saying about the infamous now
infamous to Killer episode.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Is I do you think it's infamous?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
In this room, I feel that I was giving off
designated driver vibes, which is the last vibe I ever
want to bring to the bar. Can want to come
on the right way.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
We're having such a good time, but because you refuse
to drink tequila, I feel like I'm working with Hughsey again.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
All those years I was like, mate, just knock the
edge off the guy. That's even for you, but for us.
Do you know what respects to.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
The people that love the people that esue all which,
as we know it's not Hughsy, but eshue all substances
that alter their temperament, their consciousness, their demeanor.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Very fanty words to say, nerd.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Well the person that leaves with that person, because a
lot of the what we can take for granted as
pleasures we get to share, they can't necessarily.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
To the designated drivers of the world. We say, what
a players away, we love them. The designated driver classic move,
the jingling of the keys when they're ready to go,
just the little subtle jingle ging in the pocket.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Do you know what I think? At music festivals and camping.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
You know, I go to Meredith Music Festival, the greatest
festival every year down at.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Meredith in Victoria. Have I told you this?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It's where the Meredith goats cheese comes from.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I've been going there literally for I reckon twenty five years.
I've never seen a goat. I've ever seen a guy.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I'm going to see this being tied here with what
we were talking about, I'm coming with you.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
No, I've never seen a goat. Where are the goats
at Meredith? It's a small question. It's a small one.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
More person asks me that this week, well where are
the where the goats in Meredith?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
And you know that you know that French guy? Have
you seen him online?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
He comes here and he's as though, you know, I
love our cultural cringe in Australia.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We're like, oh, he must know about cheese. He's French, right, Yep.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
It's like saying about an Australian broad or they must
know about sheep shearing. They're Australian, right, not necessarily the case.
But now he's built quite he's very watchable and seems
quite lovely. But he's like this cheesus. I feel like
I'm back in France but better. He did one about
Meredith and the goats cheese and the review he loved it,
(09:23):
loved it too much, and a part of.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Me was like, mate, I've never seen it goat at Meredith.
So because he showed I think the owners, okay, first
time I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
We asked the big questions here in the I went
to Meredith a few years ago and it was the
coldest I've ever been in my entire life at night,
that's all. And it was my birthday. And you know what,
Meredith has taken friends from me over the years.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's the weekends.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
The weekends, the Meredith, the Meredith week many times, just
so you know, if you have a fortieth I can't come.
I've to go around look for goats in Meredith.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Right in respect? Have I missed?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I think I missed your birthday because of Meredith. That's okay,
Oh that was pointed at me.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
You're Miami.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh my goodness, keep.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
It together because we have got we haven't given them
money back guarantee so long.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
People like I've said your name and people are like.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Who's this podcast with Amy? What did you say my name? Say?
My name, say my name, Kate, Hey, Nate Valvo. I
am looking at you.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Start before we get into some sort of playing that
I start an accent soon and I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
To like look over in the corner. French's Horner whoa French?
The greatest producer in the land.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Away from us. Yes, we'll fight them.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
We were.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Do you know what I'm not on board with a
physical fight in the street for a podcast producer. Well,
I disagree. I'll slap you, pull there will run.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
You know the scene online where people and they've revived
it now. I think it was like a year or
two years ago where people say to the little kids,
so and so wants to fight, put your shoes.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
They're waiting outside, and the little kids are like, and
I get it. The reactions. Some of them are like, okay,
I'm going to fight, but some of them like what
what puts your shoes?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
So it's a bit clearer no, no, no no, But
because it is, I agree with you. I saw it
and thought I hate this broods being a too sensitive.
It's the mum filming kids going yeah, hey boys that
the kids down the road want to fight me. They
want to bash me. What are you going to do
about it?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Mother wants and are like, oh, we'll come and fight
with you, mum.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, And they think it's adorable.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Now one of them is.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
There's always one that's really scared, that's like, I don't
want to have it. Why do they want to fight
you mummy?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
They're like, it's really okay, okay, ready, ready for my soapbox.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
And we have music for the soap box.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
What is that? Oh, our own.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Soap box?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And parents must love when a childless person has opinions
on parenting.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I think childless people are entirely entitled to have opinions
because childless people live in the world with children.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Always insecure us
say my bit when it comes to children.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Say it the video and bigot it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Videos of people playing tricks on the kids, scaring the kids,
scaring things with the kids for an online click. I
get real hyper sensitive about it. It was one last
Christmas where people were dressing up as the Grinch and
running into the laundry and stealing the press, and some
yelling at the kids and they would cry and the
parent would love, this is awful.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's yucky.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
If you did that no judgment, but also yeah, correct,
and also do what I do is that okay.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
But also because we're always we love a teachable moment,
do what I do, which is, you don't need costumes,
you don't need elaborate ruses. You just as soon as
you have children in bark on a lifetime of psychological
torment paper.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yes, yes, that's what mother and mothers do.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
And father's disengagement isolation ending up in a shed.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
We just doing laps of the house from the outside,
looking for an excuse.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
To do anything but talk to you, even do up
an old car.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Of course he will stay away from small talk from you.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Sh kid, did you look for Giuseppe in the sheet?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
No? Our Backye was quite small. We always knew where
he was and he wasn't there is at the golf club.
Hello Rose Golf Club. And also my waistline has a
few things to say this week. Firstly, bye bye Easter.
We're thrilled Easter's finished in the past. Goodbye Easter.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I've got an issue.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I have an issue with Easter, and it is this.
I find it completely impossible to not finish an entire
bunny once you start. If I'm nibbling into.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That bunny, elegant rabbit.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's gone medium sized, it always is. First push in
the ear, a little bit of.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
A head, wrinkles, sprinkles, sprinkle with that broken out hello,
bad bunny.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I can actually force myself away sometimes from a bigger
block of chocolate or it's a It takes me a
couple of days, but I can walk away something about
a bunny. I am there to the got to be done.
It's got to be done, hopefully in the privacy of
my own home, and I'm alone, and the supermarket churning
out these bunnies for the last seven months. It's just
(15:09):
like I've been in bunnies for seven minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I know, I know they've been there.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I bought so even as you say Easter is over,
I'm sort of like, but it feels like it's now
a six month festivals.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Six months festival of bunny eating. And they're always in bulk,
and they're always on sale, row by row of bunnies
near the check and then rubbing them.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah, they put a twist a spin that there's always
something I've been buying literally for three months, eggs, uh huh.
But they've got all the fillings in them, and I
don't think they're even marketing them as Easter eggs. Being
so then that makes me go, oh, well they're for
any time. The peppermint filled ones are stunning. Brought them
(15:54):
ostensibly because my eldest son, who's not mad about chocolate
but he loves peppermint.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Okay, I've bought him.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I don't think he's received one of me. A terrible proper.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
We can't stop, no one can stop. But also I
don't have the millions of dollars. It needs to have
a lint bunny. Why are lint bunnies up there now
with property prices? Any who? R p bunnies, but also life.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I've got to tell you something, so you know, my
proudest achievement.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Besides children and stuff, greater than that.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Was when people sometimes message me on in staff and say.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Oh here we go o zempic and no.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
But amazing, amazing.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I'm always in a sentence they just seen people. Yeah
jabb yes you're on the jabs and.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I've just been so thrilled.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I who, as you know, am doing it the old
fashioned way, bunnies, grinding it out, grinding it out at boot.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Camp yes, and then the occasional perch. I mean it's
just tail as old as time.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Hey, if you want to ever off, you and I'm
sure they will have you. The jungle. The jungleo ZM.
Pick does wonders, but I mean you tortured the whole time.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
But Balvo lose.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You don't need to lose the KG. I'm saying, if
you want to, well, you know why pop off to
the South African Giantist.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
They were staying off really well.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
And I was basically going to boot camp three times
a week, going to yoga twice a week. I'm doing
my intermittent fasting, like really in the group. None of
this was ARDU was except when the alarm goes off
and then it's fine. But now I'm just slipping. I
feel myself like trying to hike up a muddy mountain
(17:47):
and when my I'm just slipping back down the mud.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Chocolate, the MUD's chocolate.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah, all bits of crunchy or then I found out
Cabrey brought out what they do coconut raff my favorite,
not that not that news one that everyone loves, but
the classic nest lad.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Also another reason Cody and I are so happy he's
really into coconut chocolate, and I'm not so whenever it's there,
there's no fight, and it's all yours.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I'm going to bring you. I want to see what
he thinks.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Knock yourself out with your coconut anyway, And now I've.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Really this is I'm just eating so much of it.
And I realized I took these overalls to a fixer.
They needed new buttons for a dailer. Three years of Taylor,
thank you?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
What are they clothes mechanic?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
What are they called?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
A fixer?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
He's got time for on a podcast?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You know?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Live? Okay, Well you're rifling through your lasaurus, mate, life
is passing you by anyway.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
So I went really lovely Vietnamese couple of just opened
up like this, had a chat about how we met
in Vietnam, me and my husband.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
The Australian way is to go to Vietnam and get
your things tailored there. Well, you go to Vietnam and
your young man get fifteen suits.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Remember when I went there and they told me that
one league was shorter than the other's, right, Remember anyway,
what was I telling you?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
You went to the fixer upper ar? Why did I
Because over it.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Okay, so these overalls I haven't worned for three years
because all the buttons have dropped off, right, And when
I put them on, they are noticeably snugger then they
obviously wore were even.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
When I first bought them. And I'm like, this is
not so because you know, I don't have scales. I
don't weigh myself. I'm not into that. Who should be?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
No, I should be?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
No, I should know the truth.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I didn't say you should be.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Did you just think I said you should should be?
I should be that as a.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Moment in our friendship. I don't know. I'm not scales.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
People do say that. Some people say you should have scat.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
It's a very very bad marker of health. It is
that just the flood out weight.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Sash like Sash has never had an issue.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Every pole in so much more than me that I
would put money on being being healthier than me.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Everyone weighs more than you're skinny fat.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, there are so many people that are my heart
that weigh more than me, that would be so much
healthier than me.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I don't care about health visuals. I like pics and happy.
I've always been. I've always been particularly on television, bigger
than nearly everyone else on woman on television because television
adds weight, and all those television women are really tiny.
I've always been really happy with that. But now I
(20:50):
don't want to be fat fat. I want to be
skinny fat. I'd rather be And everyone's on the jabs.
Everyone's taking a short cut, Katie take one.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Pre chat for pod today.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Everyone is on literally everyone.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
You need to know this Showby's secrets. Everyone's on the jobs,
and you know who's on the jobs. I know more
men on jabs than women. There are men on a
lot of women. These men men hey to them, No,
I mean some, it's just obvious. Some have been speaking
about it, yes, which is great. It's openly talk about it.
(21:28):
The job's doing the job and jab my friends.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
My friend was that there wasn't enough of the jab
to go around, and people like you got I think
of the diabetic, which is.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
A very good point. Excuse me, But now obviously the
lands are washing it. It's like illegal.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Cigarettes jobs everywhere there is what are right?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Pay what?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Real?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Illegal cigarettes?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Illegal?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Taking them away?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
In taking what away? They're illegal cigarettes, but they're already illegal,
so how can you take them away?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Well the government what oh, I love you?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
So it again they were illegal, but you could the
state was a wash in them. And now they've cracked
down on them. They found them in Queensland.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And now they're cracking down in Victoria as well.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Well this is yeah, this is not good. That's not
a buck.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, well not for people unless you want to pay
seventy dollars.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
So any who, if you see someone in showb isn't
they're looking good at the moment.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
They're on the job, the job.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
You need to know that so you don't feel in
your head about stuff. I don't think people do people?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
People and go why on me on the jabs?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I know many normalies on the jobs.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, okay, so normies know about the jab.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Get on the jobs. I don't have to get on
the jabs or as I said, with the job. But
I want you to do anything. You don't need to
do anything. Tell me about where scribbled down Shadow Labor.
It's an og bike up segment it really, I have
never made an intro for it.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Oh is not that weird?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Shadow This Shadow Labor has so many layers to it
that I was just furious and I'm going to age
myself by a million years. Here there's a d M
about shadow labor.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
There is this is brace yourself for this.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I'm braced.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
This is from Laura, so to relax when we do.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I love how I'm bringing myself down to your I'm
just coming with you. I'm coming. I'm relaxing. I'm relaxing
with you. I'm a bit too up this week.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
No, I love you up, all right, I'll go back up, Yeah,
go back up. Mary Poppins, Laura, Laura Boweth both. I
don't know shadow labor.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Alert went to.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
The doctor to get a perapsmere and she asked me
to do it myself.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Oh my goodness, is she a nurse? Is she a doctor?
This woman?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I told herman, I have no idea what I'm doing
down there, and politely declined. So out came the metal
duck bill, and she begrudgingly did it herself, because you
can do it.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
They I'm so confused.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Okay, So you know they use a.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Metal it looks like a torture implement yep. And it's
like one of those spatchelors, like a knife and fork spatchelor,
right almost, And then they take some whatever. But they've
got some plastic thing now where you can do it yourself.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Oh my, with the doctor watching the point exactly why
am I going to the appointment free?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I'm sure it's not. But that is of all the
shadow labor.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
That's up there, with the most of the most labor
of all the shadows, to get in there yourself. You
but right now I said to you give yourself one
would you know what to do?
Speaker 5 (25:04):
How far you do things upside on that it's a
very dark cloud when you have to go get a paps.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Okay, do they take anything it just visual?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
No, they take a well they do have a good
look because I remember remember when my doctor complimented me on.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Happy my tissue was. She said, all your tissues lovely
and pink looking. Yeah, I had a good looking cervix.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'm like, well, my relationship has gone to a new
chapter here, a new level, and I'm on board.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
So they clock it visually, okay, but then they also
take a scrape of yet and as my mom said,
if anything's going to give you a cervical cancer, it's
going to be putting some metal down there and cutting
a slice of it off.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And you wonder why I am why the way I am.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I have so many questions. Here is this doctor asking
her to do that? Bar it as well?
Speaker 5 (25:53):
No, I think we get it in one they must
maybe is it a swamp such not sure, I haven't
done it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
This is one of the crazy shadow labors we've ever
had on this show. Need to go to a doctor,
then my point exactly posted out to me to do
it for your.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Zoo husband shifted amateur, get.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
In there with your plastic tool. Yeah, shadow labor.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Okay, so shadow labor is more now than ever, like
parking meters into everything, everything, everything, trying to watch this
one dream.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
It's so Melbourne based. I'm so sorry everyone else, just
for thirty seconds. The other day, I have to be
somewhere very early, and I thought catch the train. It
actually makes sense. It's only a ten minute walk from
my house, right yeh, traffic at eight thirty is gonna be.
I had to bail on that because I don't have
a Mikey and I don't know where to get a micy.
(26:51):
There is nowhere to get a Mikey from from my
house to the train station. There's nowhere to get one.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
People said Victoria.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
No that for some reason the government at the time
bought the most inefficient system people around.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
In Singapore, all around the world. You can just tap
on and tap on.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Sydney, you can do it. To Sydney, Brisbane, you can
do it. Yeah. I ended up driving in because I
couldn't get a micy.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
But hang on, what why didn't you just take the training.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Because the I've done it many times without a mikey
and it's actually a nightmare. The thing he's done open
when you get.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Tailgates someone through all.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
It's too early in the morning to tailgate.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
That is the one thing about the Titanic that is
Victoria is the public transport is completely free.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Mate, you just you may as well enjoy it. Well,
glob glub glove, it's going.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'm all for paying for tickets if it's just easy
to pay for it. I don't think I've ever paid
for a train ride two years of being in Melbourne.
I'm going to not lie there. And by the way,
because when you want to if you want a free
ride and they go where's your ticket, you go, aren't
we in the free zone? And just act confused and
jump out the window. My phone tells me to you've
(28:12):
got no space left?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Right.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I was like, okay, fine, all right, this is odd, fine,
no space left on the phone. I've been editing a
lot of things, a lot of videos. I get it you,
I'm smashing me. It's my new computer basically, so I thought, okay,
but I don't want to delete anything. Sorry, I'm an
one hundred and fifty years old. I then had to
go on to the website. I had to go look
(28:36):
at my account. Even though I've paid a lot of
money for my phone, there's a lot of space. They're
asking me now to give them like thirty dollars a
month to store my own photos that I've got on
my phone that I'm giving you a lot of money
per month for cloud in the cloud, I've got to
pay for that. But if I don't want that, I
(28:56):
then have to get it off, download it physically to
my beauty and then keep the photo physically on my
own space on my coin. So overwhelmed, did you do it?
I just paid for it.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
That's what I've done. That's what they rely on.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I'm paying to store my own photo.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Do you know what I fall?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
This is shadow labor. I felt like I worked from
Mac for three and a half days trying to figure
it out.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I feel like, what this is? You?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
No, your Martian, that's just derived from another planet? And
have you not felt that happening for the last I
know paying attention.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
I didn't know what to do when I just wanted
the photo to be on my laptop.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Do you know what? Because I do duo lingo, I'm
one hundred years old. But because I do.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Duo lingo and I don't do the free one, which
means I always have to watch ads. And there's so
many ads aimed at cleaning up your storage, and it
gets rid of duplicates and rid of who is popping up? Yeah,
that and it's guess who it's aimed at?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Me?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yes, and me I.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Knew it's shadow labor. My phone was way too much
money for me to be dealing with this.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yes, all right, and yet here we are.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
But this is a bit of fun and a bit
of homework for everyone to do right now if you want,
if you near your phone. When I was going through
my photos and trying to figure this all out, it
breaks down what photos are, what, what's a video? What's
a photo?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
This is?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
And this is great because I figured out this is
how much of a gossip you are How many screenshots
do you have the number? If you're screenshotting, it's people's posts.
It's an Instagram message.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Some people have got the thing. I think it's a
is it a WhatsApp thing that can tell if you've screenshoted.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
I think that's a rumor about Instagram stories that I
can tell you in someone's screencap story, someone's watch shir it. Yes,
But there was also a rumor going around that green.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Caps definitely one of those that tells you of someone
tell me that is it? Maybe I've got my number
for you got my number before?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
How okay? Over? How long?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Like a couple of years?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Are we about to play high and lower?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
No, you're getting one guess I don't have them on
my issue with more than one? Guess I love a
gaming game.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Okay? How long?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Two? Three years?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
All right? How many screenshots have you taken?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
But we're on my phone still?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Twelve hundred, eighteen hundred, eighteen hundred duckheads, look at your
phone right now, going to gallery, go into types of photos.
It will show you and it will tell you. But
I'm off eighteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Green car green shotting things like a recipe or of
course they're not all, but we're any of them good.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, yeah, they were good. They were you know, there
was a lot of screenshots of you're going to have
There was a lot of screenshots of my own body,
of me zooming in on something, figuring out if it's
a pimple cancer, a poor can you see my eyebrow makeup?
Like screencapping my own thing and then pinching in and then.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Like zooming screenshot and again to make it really.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
There was one there was like fifteen of my ear.
I was trying to look into.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
My very hard. It's very hard to do. Click the
button on the side of It's like.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
If there's ever like there's ever a wiki leak about
my phone, it's just skin, parts of my body, weird shots,
weird angles.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I'm normally really careful what I text to people, but.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Much well slash just made eyes.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Well, I have abandoned lately. I've been like texting, like
even when.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I sent you that remember I sent you the one
yesterday of that girl we know, yeah yeah right with
a really terrible comment.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
And in fact, even one of my sons picked up
my phone and he said, Mum, you don't normally talk
like that I know, and I said, I just seemed
to decide just to make her laugh. But now a
paranoid because you know, nothing is sacred anymore, nothing is
in violent.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
At some point, we're all going to be have everything
we've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I think about, think about that. You know what I'm
with you, I'm cooking with you, and then.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
It's cooking with you my private things, terrible things said
even sometimes about people like of.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Course picking up on that, the way you're looking at me,
it's you know, what should happen. This is what should
happen at everyone's funeral. There should be a montage of
their screenshots. Oh, no matter how long the hours it takes,
like a reading of the will, you can sit and
watch that, why not to find out the real them?
(34:01):
The final goodbye?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
But it's too late, alive and impalliative.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
And come in, we're up in the morphine. It's time
to get the screenshot montage.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
No, and that's my.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Like, seriously, when I've thought about you know how people
talk about heaven and getting into heaven or you know,
it's just sort of casual big talk.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
But I thought you when you go.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
When the decision is going to be made, and you're
lined up waiting to get in. There's a room full
of all the people you've ever known in your life.
And then there's like a recording that plays on a
big screen and it's everything you've ever said about these people. Yeah,
and then at the end, if there's anyone in the
(34:50):
room that still loves you, one person, even you get
into heaven.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
That's isn't there a common located Not really, i'mous for
being scared of death now I am.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yeah, that's right, but it's too late for me to
I'm just spreading the word.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Well on your little thing about everyone finding out everything
about messages. Yes, this annoys me. Now I'm going to
back on my soapbox about parents need a soapbox?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
We need did we have it hanging?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
So again?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
You really are you need your old fashioned radio gud?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Okay, well not just yet, yeah, okay, but well we've
ever had agreement on this pot about when people don't
tell you quick enough that you're on speakerphone.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh yes, that's got to be done instantly.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
I would say screen the call if you're not alone,
I don't want you answering my call on the old occasion.
I'm calling you.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
If if you're going to be on speakerphone, no, just
full stop.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
If I'm yeah, if I'm calling you, and the only
way to answer mean someone else can hear well speak
don't answer? Oh no, what if it's means don't answer?
What don't? I could kick off you. Two would honestly
be I think the only two that I would be
fine with you, right, anyone else?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Because I'm always like, oh, Sash is here and we
kick off anyway. Yeah, and my favorite when Sasha is
any one called Sasha, I like to yell at come
back to bed, Sasha last. It's a classic.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
It's a classic.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah, it's a good one. But you're right, I never
want We can't afford to have a witness.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Of course, but we've gone one up now. And the
message to all parents, please, parents, please become better with
what your children can access on the iPad, with messages
being in sync with your phone, with your past code.
I have had a number of people in my life
(36:50):
tell me that a child of theirs has seen a
text from mine. Question seeing a Joe not your fault
because it's come up on the iPad. Yeah, oh yeah,
it came up on the iPad.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Remember we know someone who's well, lots of people, but
we remember who got caught in their infidelity because the
messages were coming up on the iPad.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I know I can't work ye cloud photos,
so I shouldn't be the one giving this lecture. But
you need to unsync the iPad from your phone. If
your children play with the iPad.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's true, I don't want they know they like me.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
I get along very well.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You know what you've reminded me of.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Please tell a tedious person who's always emplaining about things.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
I know them.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
No, yeah, I know them.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
No.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Years ago, one of my first writing jobs was writing
on a sitcom and the guy who was I'm going
to say the director of the sitcom was having an affair.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
With the actress on.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
The sitcom and his wife and children children lived in
the country and so he had a place in the city.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
And then we all knew.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Everyone who was working on this show knew after a
while that it was happening. It was like it was
undeniable and it was happening in front of us, and
the you know, the sexual tension was palpable. It was
like when Angelina Jolie got with Brad Pitt and they
had that remarkable photo on the red carpet and there
(38:26):
was probably half a meter between them and it was
like they were You were like, oh, they're tosally banging yep. Anyway,
so on, I think it was Valentine's Day he sent.
This is such a class especially for someone that worked
on a sitcom. He sent flowers to his wife in
the country and flowers to the actress in the city,
(38:50):
and the florist them got the cards mixed up, the
messages mixed up, and his wife got the flowers meant
for the actor, and the actress got the flowers.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Meant for the wife. And I'm like, well, this is
we all live in this conundrum all the time now,
all of cheating, We are nervous. Yes, we're on edge.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
We're on Cody's away with his secret family. What is it?
Intersect the message, I'll get a bunch of flowers, you'll
see the photo, and the kids miss you, miss you?
Speaker 3 (39:23):
What got to go home to my Melbourne roommate, Nate.
How would they explain? How would he explain? Is just
the absence is the way you had?
Speaker 4 (39:34):
I mean, but good on hive sending flowers at least
he's making an effort with both that something.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Do you like to get flowers?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
No, I don't mind. Cody's a big plant boy.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Plants, but not flats, not really want a bunch of
Our house.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Has actually got a number of live plants because of him.
He's obsessed to the backyard now in our new place.
He's got his lemon tree going, the orange tree going,
tomatoes going, he's got herbs.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I've got to give you a jade plan, aren't that.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
He's one of the ones from my dad's original jade plant.
He's struck jade by the back door money in the
front door.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Oh yeahs has got one.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Of affairs, very good. Do you know how long it
takes to grow an orange? Not long?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
So long?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Does it? With the oranges?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
The oranges that we have, they hang on the tray
in the ear they have to get full of twos.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Like two years? No, not two years.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
It's a really long.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
No, you've got carried away. You haven't even been in
that house for two years.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Yeah, but we've been there since October. Yeah, still nowhere near.
Can you please look that up? How long does it
take to grow oranges in the backyard?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Blossom and then the blossom turns into it.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah, and small at the moment.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, hurry, because you know why they're a winter crop
because nature gives us what we need in the season,
and in winter you need vitamin C and that's when
the oranges are plantiful.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
I don't like it when I learned things. But I've
just learned, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
It's it's irritated. You also do think of orangeroduces. Here
we go seven to twelve months to ripe there.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
It's a very long time. Yeah it's Lemons are slutty ass.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, I know they're every second day there that squeeze.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah they're back again.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah, sack me go on, get my peeth. They are.
They bang up for it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Man.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
My whole childhood was Lynn yelling out if you're going
to pierce, pierce in the lemon tree. Oh yeah, we
have to go pierce in the lemon tree.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
But you know what, because we've got possums. We've got
no no lemons.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Oh, here's a boring possums through. This is very ABC radiod.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Bring him out, bring him out, bring him out.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Hello, have an issue with possums? Yes I do, Yes,
I do. Guess who is scared to go into the
backyard because of possums. Snobby Derby Derby now is she
refuses to go to the toilet in the backyard at night.
We now have to take her for a bloody pooh
(41:59):
walk because she locked guys with a family of possums,
like a month ago.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I wonder we're all scared of possum.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
It's like five of them.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
Chris Lily told me a story once she's never gone back,
his mother going outside to pat her cat, and it
was a possum that attacked. Like everyone's scared of possums,
I am.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Actually, I think deep down scared of possums.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Everyone, you will pretend we're not. But also you know why,
you don't know if they're up for a cute little
hello or like.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
But we've done it to them because they're like, hey,
you can't do anything about me.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
I'm protected even though they've protected yes, eight hundred million
of so many, like you're not allowed to. I think
that I've told you this before. I won't go to details,
so you can take the big fat ones.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yes to the VS. Okay enough, I don't want to
do that. Having said that, when I'm out with the
dog at ten thirty at night, raining because she refuses
now to go into the backyard at night. Or goddamn possums.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I'll give you worse people in the world. Please do
the people that say they don't here first.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
The possums. Yeah, in my house, they bloody want hello,
Siggi's I love it. Speaking of food, Yes, I love
telling you when I have very bad food, but sometimes
good food, but then bad food. We love cup of soup.
Yea love.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Have you done it since?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Not again? But I'm on board. Yeah, the snacks fail,
not good. Crumpets back on board, stunning, back on board.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
The crumpet three times in the toaster.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
I tell you a friend of mine even said our
crumpet chat got them back on the crump.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
The crumpet, I in fat bought some today and then
got home. What's the ultimate devastation with the crumpet whole meal?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Oh yeah, they've told me.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Look, they've changed the packaging. I hate things.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Keep it with.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
When they do low fat things they make they make
the label identical. So I'm often getting and you've.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Looked at this, ain't no loa babi the name of
the brand, don't get on the jabs in Adelaide two
weeks ago, very quickly I did, for the first time
in a very long time, ordered crumpet. The cafe had
crumpets and made I don't know, but she was like,
what do you want? What do you want? So just
like jam peanut butter Vegi might got everything, lashing got everything.
(44:27):
Top tier breakfast?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Did you have tea? I'm a ker perfection?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
What a top tier cafe break think of alternate? And
their mother would say, well, you can make this at home,
and I can, you could, but still there's something about
a cafe crump Do you think.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Of alternate careers for yourself?
Speaker 4 (44:47):
No, you should, no, meaning I do it all the time,
so mean like.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Okay, was no?
Speaker 4 (44:55):
No.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
For instance, I say that this is one of my
fantasies crumpets. I wanted to do a.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
When Peter had a nightclub and one of the think
conversations that they often had, which is very interesting. If
you lease a commercial premises that you're paying rent on
that twenty four hours every day, seven days a week,
but something like a nightclub is only used in the evening.
So the idea of a business is you to always
(45:24):
try and amp up. What use you're getting out of
your business? So I had this idea. I said to Peter,
I want to have a crumpet and tea place where
just in the morning you can come in for like
ten bucks, you can get two crumpets and a pot.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Of And I'm telling you I'm there, yes.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And then I've extrapolated it now into I will make
the crumpets.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
There'll be homemade crumpets. This was a few years ago.
It can't be ten dollars now, can't be ten dollars.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
That's a twenty five buck breakfas.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Oh no, I'm not charging twenty five dollars for two crumpets.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
For these fictional crumpets.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
We're arguing the club conserve coke crumpets.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, well that that's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
The little holes, little bumps.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
Anyway, so I said to Lewis, because I make bagels
a lot at home, Oh, we should do and Yarny,
the youngest one, does the kneading of the dough.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
He's really good. And Art is also really good. Number three.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
So I said to Louis, we should do a thing
just for fun where we do bagel boys and we
make freshs on a Sunday morning and we'll deliver them
like we only make like you know, a hundred right,
But and then we drop them off to people just
to live in the neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Cash only, very specific and very niche.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Okay, that's weird only Yeah, cash only if.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
You don't have a little handshake on the street dropping
a crumpet through a white envelope.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
I do think that's so fun for it, Lewis. When
I'll do the driving yarn is like the kneading. No,
we're not coming.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
It's literally would Jimmy brings that alcohol one? Yes, you
need one to crumpets. It's the morning you're hungover and
you go, I could smash a crumpet. I'm calling the bag.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
But we're only doing one.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
We're only doing it on one day, just to see
how we go. But now that I suggested it, Lewis
is on me all the time and every weekend I
can't do it.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
It's a really good business idea, and it'd be cute
in brackets summer and the logo says and mum, that's cute.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Well that's all right, all so cute.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Like the Chemist's Warehouse infamous brackets that no one knows
about what they Well, it says Australia, says Australia's cheapest chemist.
But if you look closely, it says, is this could
be something.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
There's like a.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Little marketing put in.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
The brackets bagel boys. But now I'm sorry I suggested
it and someone's going to steal it. No, just because
he's nagging me, when can we do bagel boys, I'm.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Going to steal the idea. But I haven't told you
my disgusting meal slash delicious. Oh yes, no home. I
have noticed that a big positive to being in a
long term relationship kateline Brook and to the buckheads, is
that person stops you from being an absolute disgusting sloti
is a person.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yes, the thing about having eyes upon you?
Speaker 5 (48:19):
If I don't have eyes upon me, I've told you
I'm in bed with mini canes of coke and crispy bacon,
A lot of it smeared on the sheets.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
But because I've got eyes.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
On me, eyes on you. H So I will take
this opportunity to give a massive buck up shout out
to our single bucket who.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Live alone and who lived disciplined.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Line You can even hear this over the piles of
food and rubbish, and exactly, I've also had the police
sirens arriving to do a welfare check because you haven't
been seen except.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
To swipe your Jimmy brings off the poor.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I know this is also linked to how I have
to have my medication and blah blah blah. But the
things that just happen in that house and Cody's new job.
He goes now away for sometimes two and a half weeks,
two weeks, one week. I'm fine at two or three
or four days, but once it's hitting. Yeah, there are
piles of clothes, there are things happening in that house
(49:23):
that I I cannot have anyone over.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yes, I totally get it. I'm so happy to give him.
That's him.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
He keeps me clean.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, but if you went there, he'd be spotless. Yeah,
he's like a monk.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Mate. This house is unbelievable. When I'm not there, I
don't know why I skip it. You know, I'm always
in a huff. I'm always huffing. You're always happen and
there I need to get there, huffing and puffy. Yeah,
always in a tiss I'm always in a tiss every
time someone sees me.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
And I don't know, Fossy, you're fostering. Yeah, you're always.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
I've told you. Friends have texted me saying I saw
you walking down barber You looked so angry. Yes, yeah,
walking fast. You just get out of my wife.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
But you've got a lot of places to go. You've
got a lot of ground to cover, thank you. Yeah,
you get a lot done.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
I often don't get food. I often skip food shopping
and I just don't get the food. I just don't
get the food and the things I have to start
improvising with. Oh, yes, and then I say, but I'll
just go tomorrow. Yeah, And I still don't go tomorrow,
even after the improving the night before. So I believe
this to be the single saddest meal I have had. Oh,
(50:35):
that you had to provise my forty two years of
living didn't involve noodles, so even more I wish. I
wish for noodles, cereals, cereal. I wished for stale cereal.
Oh I had cereal, so I had nothing to have
it with, no milk yogurt because I hate yogurt. I
would have even had that.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Okay, what did you invent.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
It's one of those hungers where you're lying in bed
trying to push through and you couldn't and my body
was like, you need eat. Yeah. So I went back
down to the kitchen and this was, folks, my eleven
thirty at night, desperate meal saladers. Stale had a few
stale saladers which we only get. Are you ready for
(51:16):
this because that's our little treat for darbs to go
to the toilet when we needed to.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
They love a Krispy krat.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
We break up the saladers.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
So I put nothing more disappointing their stale saladas.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Technically in our house dog food right, dog food, yeah,
dog gig. I got the saladers on a plate.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
Three yeah, three man size or regular meal sized, meal
size three, snack size or bite size regular?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Have you ever looked at the panel? So there is
no reaging?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Wow, just real the four fremation like two phones whatever.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
That's what is now called meal size. It is called
man's okay, well three of them, that's four crackers, three
of them.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Some cheese, this is normal Tabasco sauce. That's weird and
put it in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
That's actually a good snack. Look was weird.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
What sladers don't belong in the microwave? What do they
do with theos? I thought it makes microwaves.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
You're getting like a grilled cheese.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
It was not good taste wise, not too bad.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
Cheese in the microwaves.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
Cheese, A bit of tiny soggy crunch and I love
a kick that the tabasco sauce and not not did
I finish the bait? Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
I haven't been to a lot of snacks in my time.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
Do the salada nacho?
Speaker 3 (52:46):
I like it. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
I wanted more dodgement cheese, not good cheese. It was
also the wrong cheese too. Parmes and cheese, it's not
the different parmes with another pe pepccerino love.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Pick, but not cheese. So you know we talk about
things mums do.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah. So this is from Damien. Hi, guys and Sash.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
She gets a name, yeah, and we get guys, that's
what we're putting a group.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
And she gets a single solo spotlight.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
She's not off to a great dm Damien. No, Damien,
here's something for your things that parents do. My father Now.
This also harks back to remember when I talked about
flossing your teeth with your hair, and people pretended to.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
Be horrified by it. And then I think a buck
up came, a buckwhick came to my defense, and her
daughter does it. So listen to what Damien's dad does.
My father uses a five dollar note.
Speaker 5 (53:56):
As a toothpick, even whilst dining at a restaurant. It's convenient,
of course, it is safer than a tooth piece.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
I don't think it so it does a more thorough
job the things that has seen.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Thoughts on the hygiene I mean any I mean that's
you know. I'm very pro.
Speaker 5 (54:18):
Saving cash and no longer, no longer, Damien, the sooner
that we're on a digital currency, and I'm sorry for
your dad, but the better off will be.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
As a society. Let the government track.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Hard A note to end on pro digital on the
buck Up, A bad bad bede are you Melbourne Buckheads?
Speaker 4 (54:42):
See you in April?
Speaker 3 (54:46):
It was your idea?
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Okay, okay, I've got it in my calendar and I
am bucked. You bucked me good. I always leave with
a little spring in my step sometimes.
Speaker 5 (54:56):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me katelin Brook
and he him Nathanalvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha
French Audio and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence.
Speaker 3 (55:11):
You might call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It will cut you off with the knees, then gift
you a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
By bye bye bye bye bye bye a bat a.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Bad, bad, bad bad baby baby baby fat? But what's
it saying on your top? Baby fat?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
pH A?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yes, but what's baby fun? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I think it's a label.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Hello, okay lainbro pop label.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
A girlfriend gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
She outgrew it and I'm growing into it.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
If you question for the ladies, yes, and the flues.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
By the way, that's who gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
When you have a sentence or a word across your
chest as is on your top, oh yes, don't you
get a which one is it? When guys are reading,
are they looking? What's going on? How do you feel
about this? Because I've been staring at it for five minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
To figure out I've discovered about mean what it says?
I don't know if homemades are the same. But intro
mean have mastered.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
The art of the split second, haven't they such well?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
The titty look split everything like at my beach.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I was at the beach with my husband the other
day and I almost watching him just to see what
he's watching, like I'm always watching back.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
And he.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But he's like mastered the split its split second. It's in.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Testmal also to you pick up on it not so quickly,
but also you know why they also do it?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
You put some Sonny's on mate that he forgot His son.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Revealed, Oh my goodness, you're so clever, he actually said,
because you know I don't wear sunglass.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
We know that twenty vision, but he.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Actually went, I've forgotten my sunglasses. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
That's why they wear sunglass was raw the oh my
good world to see second, but twofold one because they
don't want to be caught by which is respectful. If
you go out with the guy who openly pervs at
other women, that's not right.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
What I'm picking up on here is you want a
secret perve, You've got to be your husband to be
secret per's secret hard sneaking, cheating perve.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't want to what I won't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
We're not repeating last week's tequila episode.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
We're not, even though maybe I did come back a
little sip and just a tiny one. Look, no one's
ever had.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I don't know why you have the bottle again. After
last week's feedback from the tequila, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
We enjoyed it, didn't we?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You enjoyed it? No?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Was it unbere No? It was? Is it time to
do an intervention.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
On?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What have you ever had to do an intervention on
a friend?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
No? No, we're about to get so serious. No, no,
no intervention, but a very sad but necessary, healthy cut
of someone from life.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Did you explain it to them?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Or don't you think they were in a state to understand?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And ever will be?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
But that's that's life, that's many people. Let's move on.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I know who that is. I know is.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Can you make sure I didn't say that it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Might be in there? It won't be, thank you. That's
let's move on.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
What a buyeless You are guiless? I like Peter the Beach.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Without without guile.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
That you're so that you whispered it to you know,
preserve someone's anonymity, but you respected.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
It, so microphone, I know what you want me. Sneaky
like Pete.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Nothing's as loud as a whisper. Sneaky Pete. That was
his nickname.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Well, I have a bit on new show which Bluckheads
just for Melbourne. Sorry, but I am coming to Sydney
and Brisbane and every Perth and what have you. April nineteenth,
three pm is my final show here in Melbourne for
the Comedy Festival, and Kate and Sash will be there
and we're inviting buckheads to come along.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yes, and already the backwards of Answer the Course.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Not for free sold out. No, we'll see if this out.
But that'll be the last show of the first of
all too, so I'll be you know, I'll be pumped.
It will be a great time. Come on down.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Will we go somewhere afterwards and have a drink bags tequila?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh jeez? Well, okay, enjoy that. I'll be home, my kid.
I care because last week's all it was to me
was that feeling you get when your friends are more
on it than you are.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's a terrible annoying feeling. Oh my god, you'll have
to go outside. Amy's taken too many drugs and she's
really just spiraling.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
And Amy does Amy does this every week. Amy does
it every every week she loses her phone, someone has
to call her an uber her hand bag. Here's your handbag, Amy,
near the ATMA. We've got to go back to the atm.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Amy always ends up crying.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Always crying, and I'm not here for it. Amy cries.
Amy also says she cannot wait to be away from
the kids. One hour later, crying about the kids.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Amy doesn't have any kids.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Amy's the Amy's I know, are showing you a photo
of the kids beautifully? Mom, Yeah you are? You actually are?
And a worse friend.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well, Miami doesn't have friends, I mean doesn't have children.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I'm trying to rack my brain. If I have an
Amy in my life, it's good.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Ay, we're pretty safe.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Comedy name Amy. Think there's some names in comedy people
just use a lot. Stacy's a big one, Becky's a
big one. You know, the these names you just throw around.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
They're also interestingly, you can transfer them straight to America.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
There you go, yea for those of you listening, I
don't want to transfer.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Your material with a good hand.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Thank you, mom. All I'm saying about the infamous now
infamous to Killer episode.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Is I do you think it's infamous?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
In this room, I feel that I was giving off
designated driver vibes, which is the last vibe I ever
want to bring to the bar. Can want to come
on the right way.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
We're having such a good time, but because you refuse
to drink tequila, I feel like I'm working with Hughsey again.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
All those years I was like, mate, just knock the
edge off the guy. That's even for you, but for us.
Do you know what respects to.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
The people that love the people that esue all which,
as we know it's not Hughsy, but eshue all substances
that alter their temperament, their consciousness, their demeanor.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Very fanty words to say, nerd.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Well the person that leaves with that person, because a
lot of the what we can take for granted as
pleasures we get to share, they can't necessarily.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
To the designated drivers of the world. We say, what
a players away, we love them. The designated driver classic move,
the jingling of the keys when they're ready to go,
just the little subtle jingle ging in the pocket.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Do you know what I think? At music festivals and camping.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
You know, I go to Meredith Music Festival, the greatest
festival every year down at.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Meredith in Victoria. Have I told you this?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It's where the Meredith goats cheese comes from.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I've been going there literally for I reckon twenty five years.
I've never seen a goat. I've ever seen a guy.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I'm going to see this being tied here with what
we were talking about, I'm coming with you.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
No, I've never seen a goat. Where are the goats
at Meredith? It's a small question. It's a small one.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
More person asks me that this week, well where are
the where the goats in Meredith?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
And you know that you know that French guy? Have
you seen him online?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
He comes here and he's as though, you know, I
love our cultural cringe in Australia.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We're like, oh, he must know about cheese. He's French, right, Yep.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
It's like saying about an Australian broad or they must
know about sheep shearing. They're Australian, right, not necessarily the case.
But now he's built quite he's very watchable and seems
quite lovely. But he's like this cheesus. I feel like
I'm back in France but better. He did one about
Meredith and the goats cheese and the review he loved it,
(09:23):
loved it too much, and a part of.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Me was like, mate, I've never seen it goat at Meredith.
So because he showed I think the owners, okay, first
time I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
We asked the big questions here in the I went
to Meredith a few years ago and it was the
coldest I've ever been in my entire life at night,
that's all. And it was my birthday. And you know what,
Meredith has taken friends from me over the years.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's the weekends.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
The weekends, the Meredith, the Meredith week many times, just
so you know, if you have a fortieth I can't come.
I've to go around look for goats in Meredith.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Right in respect? Have I missed?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I think I missed your birthday because of Meredith. That's okay,
Oh that was pointed at me.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
You're Miami.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh my goodness, keep.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
It together because we have got we haven't given them
money back guarantee so long.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
People like I've said your name and people are like.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Who's this podcast with Amy? What did you say my name? Say?
My name, say my name, Kate, Hey, Nate Valvo. I
am looking at you.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Start before we get into some sort of playing that
I start an accent soon and I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
To like look over in the corner. French's Horner whoa French?
The greatest producer in the land.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Away from us. Yes, we'll fight them.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
We were.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Do you know what I'm not on board with a
physical fight in the street for a podcast producer. Well,
I disagree. I'll slap you, pull there will run.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
You know the scene online where people and they've revived
it now. I think it was like a year or
two years ago where people say to the little kids,
so and so wants to fight, put your shoes.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
They're waiting outside, and the little kids are like, and
I get it. The reactions. Some of them are like, okay,
I'm going to fight, but some of them like what
what puts your shoes?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
So it's a bit clearer no, no, no no, But
because it is, I agree with you. I saw it
and thought I hate this broods being a too sensitive.
It's the mum filming kids going yeah, hey boys that
the kids down the road want to fight me. They
want to bash me. What are you going to do
about it?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Mother wants and are like, oh, we'll come and fight
with you, mum.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, And they think it's adorable.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Now one of them is.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
There's always one that's really scared, that's like, I don't
want to have it. Why do they want to fight
you mummy?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
They're like, it's really okay, okay, ready, ready for my soapbox.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
And we have music for the soap box.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
What is that? Oh, our own.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Soap box?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And parents must love when a childless person has opinions
on parenting.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I think childless people are entirely entitled to have opinions
because childless people live in the world with children.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Always insecure us
say my bit when it comes to children.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Say it the video and bigot it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Videos of people playing tricks on the kids, scaring the kids,
scaring things with the kids for an online click. I
get real hyper sensitive about it. It was one last
Christmas where people were dressing up as the Grinch and
running into the laundry and stealing the press, and some
yelling at the kids and they would cry and the
parent would love, this is awful.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It's yucky.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
If you did that no judgment, but also yeah, correct,
and also do what I do is that okay.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
But also because we're always we love a teachable moment,
do what I do, which is, you don't need costumes,
you don't need elaborate ruses. You just as soon as
you have children in bark on a lifetime of psychological
torment paper.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yes, yes, that's what mother and mothers do.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
And father's disengagement isolation ending up in a shed.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
We just doing laps of the house from the outside,
looking for an excuse.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
To do anything but talk to you, even do up
an old car.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Of course he will stay away from small talk from you.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Sh kid, did you look for Giuseppe in the sheet?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
No? Our Backye was quite small. We always knew where
he was and he wasn't there is at the golf club.
Hello Rose Golf Club. And also my waistline has a
few things to say this week. Firstly, bye bye Easter.
We're thrilled Easter's finished in the past. Goodbye Easter.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I've got an issue.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I have an issue with Easter, and it is this.
I find it completely impossible to not finish an entire
bunny once you start. If I'm nibbling into.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That bunny, elegant rabbit.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
It's gone medium sized, it always is. First push in
the ear, a little bit of.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
A head, wrinkles, sprinkles, sprinkle with that broken out hello,
bad bunny.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I can actually force myself away sometimes from a bigger
block of chocolate or it's a It takes me a
couple of days, but I can walk away something about
a bunny. I am there to the got to be done.
It's got to be done, hopefully in the privacy of
my own home, and I'm alone, and the supermarket churning
out these bunnies for the last seven months. It's just
(15:09):
like I've been in bunnies for seven minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I know, I know they've been there.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I bought so even as you say Easter is over,
I'm sort of like, but it feels like it's now
a six month festivals.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Six months festival of bunny eating. And they're always in bulk,
and they're always on sale, row by row of bunnies
near the check and then rubbing them.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah, they put a twist a spin that there's always
something I've been buying literally for three months, eggs, uh huh.
But they've got all the fillings in them, and I
don't think they're even marketing them as Easter eggs. Being
so then that makes me go, oh, well they're for
any time. The peppermint filled ones are stunning. Brought them
(15:54):
ostensibly because my eldest son, who's not mad about chocolate
but he loves peppermint.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Okay, I've bought him.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I don't think he's received one of me. A terrible proper.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
We can't stop, no one can stop. But also I
don't have the millions of dollars. It needs to have
a lint bunny. Why are lint bunnies up there now
with property prices? Any who? R p bunnies, but also life.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I've got to tell you something, so you know, my
proudest achievement.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Besides children and stuff, greater than that.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Was when people sometimes message me on in staff and say.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Oh here we go o zempic and no.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
But amazing, amazing.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I'm always in a sentence they just seen people. Yeah
jabb yes you're on the jabs and.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I've just been so thrilled.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
I who, as you know, am doing it the old
fashioned way, bunnies, grinding it out, grinding it out at boot.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Camp yes, and then the occasional perch. I mean it's
just tail as old as time.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Hey, if you want to ever off, you and I'm
sure they will have you. The jungle. The jungleo ZM.
Pick does wonders, but I mean you tortured the whole time.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
But Balvo lose.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You don't need to lose the KG. I'm saying, if
you want to, well, you know why pop off to
the South African Giantist.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
They were staying off really well.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
And I was basically going to boot camp three times
a week, going to yoga twice a week. I'm doing
my intermittent fasting, like really in the group. None of
this was ARDU was except when the alarm goes off
and then it's fine. But now I'm just slipping. I
feel myself like trying to hike up a muddy mountain
(17:47):
and when my I'm just slipping back down the mud.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Chocolate, the MUD's chocolate.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah, all bits of crunchy or then I found out
Cabrey brought out what they do coconut raff my favorite,
not that not that news one that everyone loves, but
the classic nest lad.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Also another reason Cody and I are so happy he's
really into coconut chocolate, and I'm not so whenever it's there,
there's no fight, and it's all yours.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I'm going to bring you. I want to see what
he thinks.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Knock yourself out with your coconut anyway, And now I've.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Really this is I'm just eating so much of it.
And I realized I took these overalls to a fixer.
They needed new buttons for a dailer. Three years of Taylor,
thank you?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
What are they clothes mechanic?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
What are they called?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
A fixer?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
He's got time for on a podcast?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You know?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Live? Okay, Well you're rifling through your lasaurus, mate, life
is passing you by anyway.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
So I went really lovely Vietnamese couple of just opened
up like this, had a chat about how we met
in Vietnam, me and my husband.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
The Australian way is to go to Vietnam and get
your things tailored there. Well, you go to Vietnam and
your young man get fifteen suits.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Remember when I went there and they told me that
one league was shorter than the other's, right, Remember anyway,
what was I telling you?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
You went to the fixer upper ar? Why did I
Because over it.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Okay, so these overalls I haven't worned for three years
because all the buttons have dropped off, right, And when
I put them on, they are noticeably snugger then they
obviously wore were even.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
When I first bought them. And I'm like, this is
not so because you know, I don't have scales. I
don't weigh myself. I'm not into that. Who should be?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
No, I should be?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
No, I should know the truth.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I didn't say you should be.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Did you just think I said you should should be?
I should be that as a.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Moment in our friendship. I don't know. I'm not scales.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
People do say that. Some people say you should have scat.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
It's a very very bad marker of health. It is
that just the flood out weight.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Sash like Sash has never had an issue.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Every pole in so much more than me that I
would put money on being being healthier than me.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Everyone weighs more than you're skinny fat.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, there are so many people that are my heart
that weigh more than me, that would be so much
healthier than me.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I don't care about health visuals. I like pics and happy.
I've always been. I've always been particularly on television, bigger
than nearly everyone else on woman on television because television
adds weight, and all those television women are really tiny.
I've always been really happy with that. But now I
(20:50):
don't want to be fat fat. I want to be
skinny fat. I'd rather be And everyone's on the jabs.
Everyone's taking a short cut, Katie take one.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Pre chat for pod today.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Everyone is on literally everyone.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
You need to know this Showby's secrets. Everyone's on the jobs,
and you know who's on the jobs. I know more
men on jabs than women. There are men on a
lot of women. These men men hey to them, No,
I mean some, it's just obvious. Some have been speaking
about it, yes, which is great. It's openly talk about it.
(21:28):
The job's doing the job and jab my friends.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
My friend was that there wasn't enough of the jab
to go around, and people like you got I think
of the diabetic, which is.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
A very good point. Excuse me, But now obviously the
lands are washing it. It's like illegal.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Cigarettes jobs everywhere there is what are right?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Pay what?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Real?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Illegal cigarettes?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Illegal?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Taking them away?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
In taking what away? They're illegal cigarettes, but they're already illegal,
so how can you take them away?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Well the government what oh, I love you?
Speaker 5 (22:03):
So it again they were illegal, but you could the
state was a wash in them. And now they've cracked
down on them. They found them in Queensland.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And now they're cracking down in Victoria as well.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Well this is yeah, this is not good. That's not
a buck.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, well not for people unless you want to pay
seventy dollars.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
So any who, if you see someone in showb isn't
they're looking good at the moment.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
They're on the job, the job.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
You need to know that so you don't feel in
your head about stuff. I don't think people do people?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
People and go why on me on the jabs?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I know many normalies on the jobs.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, okay, so normies know about the jab.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Get on the jobs. I don't have to get on
the jabs or as I said, with the job. But
I want you to do anything. You don't need to
do anything. Tell me about where scribbled down Shadow Labor.
It's an og bike up segment it really, I have
never made an intro for it.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Oh is not that weird?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Shadow This Shadow Labor has so many layers to it
that I was just furious and I'm going to age
myself by a million years. Here there's a d M
about shadow labor.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
There is this is brace yourself for this.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I'm braced.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
This is from Laura, so to relax when we do.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I love how I'm bringing myself down to your I'm
just coming with you. I'm coming. I'm relaxing. I'm relaxing
with you. I'm a bit too up this week.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
No, I love you up, all right, I'll go back up, Yeah,
go back up. Mary Poppins, Laura, Laura Boweth both. I
don't know shadow labor.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Alert went to.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
The doctor to get a perapsmere and she asked me
to do it myself.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Oh my goodness, is she a nurse? Is she a doctor?
This woman?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I told herman, I have no idea what I'm doing
down there, and politely declined. So out came the metal
duck bill, and she begrudgingly did it herself, because you
can do it.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
They I'm so confused.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Okay, So you know they use a.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Metal it looks like a torture implement yep. And it's
like one of those spatchelors, like a knife and fork spatchelor,
right almost, And then they take some whatever. But they've
got some plastic thing now where you can do it yourself.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Oh my, with the doctor watching the point exactly why
am I going to the appointment free?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I'm sure it's not. But that is of all the
shadow labor.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
That's up there, with the most of the most labor
of all the shadows, to get in there yourself. You
but right now I said to you give yourself one
would you know what to do?
Speaker 5 (25:04):
How far you do things upside on that it's a
very dark cloud when you have to go get a paps.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Okay, do they take anything it just visual?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
No, they take a well they do have a good
look because I remember remember when my doctor complimented me on.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Happy my tissue was. She said, all your tissues lovely
and pink looking. Yeah, I had a good looking cervix.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'm like, well, my relationship has gone to a new
chapter here, a new level, and I'm on board.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
So they clock it visually, okay, but then they also
take a scrape of yet and as my mom said,
if anything's going to give you a cervical cancer, it's
going to be putting some metal down there and cutting
a slice of it off.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And you wonder why I am why the way I am.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I have so many questions. Here is this doctor asking
her to do that? Bar it as well?
Speaker 5 (25:53):
No, I think we get it in one they must
maybe is it a swamp such not sure, I haven't
done it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
This is one of the crazy shadow labors we've ever
had on this show. Need to go to a doctor,
then my point exactly posted out to me to do
it for your.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Zoo husband shifted amateur, get.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
In there with your plastic tool. Yeah, shadow labor.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Okay, so shadow labor is more now than ever, like
parking meters into everything, everything, everything, trying to watch this
one dream.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
It's so Melbourne based. I'm so sorry everyone else, just
for thirty seconds. The other day, I have to be
somewhere very early, and I thought catch the train. It
actually makes sense. It's only a ten minute walk from
my house, right yeh, traffic at eight thirty is gonna be.
I had to bail on that because I don't have
a Mikey and I don't know where to get a micy.
(26:51):
There is nowhere to get a Mikey from from my
house to the train station. There's nowhere to get one.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
People said Victoria.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
No that for some reason the government at the time
bought the most inefficient system people around.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
In Singapore, all around the world. You can just tap
on and tap on.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Sydney, you can do it. To Sydney, Brisbane, you can
do it. Yeah. I ended up driving in because I
couldn't get a micy.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
But hang on, what why didn't you just take the training.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Because the I've done it many times without a mikey
and it's actually a nightmare. The thing he's done open
when you get.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Tailgates someone through all.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
It's too early in the morning to tailgate.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
That is the one thing about the Titanic that is
Victoria is the public transport is completely free.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Mate, you just you may as well enjoy it. Well,
glob glub glove, it's going.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'm all for paying for tickets if it's just easy
to pay for it. I don't think I've ever paid
for a train ride two years of being in Melbourne.
I'm going to not lie there. And by the way,
because when you want to if you want a free
ride and they go where's your ticket, you go, aren't
we in the free zone? And just act confused and
jump out the window. My phone tells me to you've
(28:12):
got no space left?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Right.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I was like, okay, fine, all right, this is odd, fine,
no space left on the phone. I've been editing a
lot of things, a lot of videos. I get it you,
I'm smashing me. It's my new computer basically, so I thought, okay,
but I don't want to delete anything. Sorry, I'm an
one hundred and fifty years old. I then had to
go on to the website. I had to go look
(28:36):
at my account. Even though I've paid a lot of
money for my phone, there's a lot of space. They're
asking me now to give them like thirty dollars a
month to store my own photos that I've got on
my phone that I'm giving you a lot of money
per month for cloud in the cloud, I've got to
pay for that. But if I don't want that, I
(28:56):
then have to get it off, download it physically to
my beauty and then keep the photo physically on my
own space on my coin. So overwhelmed, did you do it?
I just paid for it.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
That's what I've done. That's what they rely on.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I'm paying to store my own photo.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Do you know what I fall?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
This is shadow labor. I felt like I worked from
Mac for three and a half days trying to figure
it out.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I feel like, what this is? You?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
No, your Martian, that's just derived from another planet? And
have you not felt that happening for the last I
know paying attention.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
I didn't know what to do when I just wanted
the photo to be on my laptop.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Do you know what? Because I do duo lingo, I'm
one hundred years old. But because I do.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Duo lingo and I don't do the free one, which
means I always have to watch ads. And there's so
many ads aimed at cleaning up your storage, and it
gets rid of duplicates and rid of who is popping up? Yeah,
that and it's guess who it's aimed at?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Me?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yes, and me I.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Knew it's shadow labor. My phone was way too much
money for me to be dealing with this.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yes, all right, and yet here we are.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
But this is a bit of fun and a bit
of homework for everyone to do right now if you want,
if you near your phone. When I was going through
my photos and trying to figure this all out, it
breaks down what photos are, what, what's a video? What's
a photo?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
This is?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
And this is great because I figured out this is
how much of a gossip you are How many screenshots
do you have the number? If you're screenshotting, it's people's posts.
It's an Instagram message.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Some people have got the thing. I think it's a
is it a WhatsApp thing that can tell if you've screenshoted.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
I think that's a rumor about Instagram stories that I
can tell you in someone's screencap story, someone's watch shir it. Yes,
But there was also a rumor going around that green.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Caps definitely one of those that tells you of someone
tell me that is it? Maybe I've got my number
for you got my number before?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
How okay? Over? How long?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Like a couple of years?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Are we about to play high and lower?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
No, you're getting one guess I don't have them on
my issue with more than one? Guess I love a
gaming game.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Okay? How long?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Two? Three years?
Speaker 3 (31:24):
All right? How many screenshots have you taken?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
But we're on my phone still?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Twelve hundred, eighteen hundred, eighteen hundred duckheads, look at your
phone right now, going to gallery, go into types of photos.
It will show you and it will tell you. But
I'm off eighteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Green car green shotting things like a recipe or of
course they're not all, but we're any of them good.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, yeah, they were good. They were you know, there
was a lot of screenshots of you're going to have
There was a lot of screenshots of my own body,
of me zooming in on something, figuring out if it's
a pimple cancer, a poor can you see my eyebrow makeup?
Like screencapping my own thing and then pinching in and then.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Like zooming screenshot and again to make it really.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
There was one there was like fifteen of my ear.
I was trying to look into.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
My very hard. It's very hard to do. Click the
button on the side of It's like.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
If there's ever like there's ever a wiki leak about
my phone, it's just skin, parts of my body, weird shots,
weird angles.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I'm normally really careful what I text to people, but.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Much well slash just made eyes.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Well, I have abandoned lately. I've been like texting, like
even when.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I sent you that remember I sent you the one
yesterday of that girl we know, yeah yeah right with
a really terrible comment.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
And in fact, even one of my sons picked up
my phone and he said, Mum, you don't normally talk
like that I know, and I said, I just seemed
to decide just to make her laugh. But now a
paranoid because you know, nothing is sacred anymore, nothing is
in violent.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
At some point, we're all going to be have everything
we've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
I think about, think about that. You know what I'm
with you, I'm cooking with you, and then.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
It's cooking with you my private things, terrible things said
even sometimes about people like of.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Course picking up on that, the way you're looking at me,
it's you know, what should happen. This is what should
happen at everyone's funeral. There should be a montage of
their screenshots. Oh, no matter how long the hours it takes,
like a reading of the will, you can sit and
watch that, why not to find out the real them?
(34:01):
The final goodbye?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
But it's too late, alive and impalliative.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
And come in, we're up in the morphine. It's time
to get the screenshot montage.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
No, and that's my.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Like, seriously, when I've thought about you know how people
talk about heaven and getting into heaven or you know,
it's just sort of casual big talk.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
But I thought you when you go.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
When the decision is going to be made, and you're
lined up waiting to get in. There's a room full
of all the people you've ever known in your life.
And then there's like a recording that plays on a
big screen and it's everything you've ever said about these people. Yeah,
and then at the end, if there's anyone in the
(34:50):
room that still loves you, one person, even you get
into heaven.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
That's isn't there a common located Not really, i'mous for
being scared of death now I am.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yeah, that's right, but it's too late for me to
I'm just spreading the word.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Well on your little thing about everyone finding out everything
about messages. Yes, this annoys me. Now I'm going to
back on my soapbox about parents need a soapbox?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
We need did we have it hanging?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
So again?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
You really are you need your old fashioned radio gud?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Okay, well not just yet, yeah, okay, but well we've
ever had agreement on this pot about when people don't
tell you quick enough that you're on speakerphone.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh yes, that's got to be done instantly.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
I would say screen the call if you're not alone,
I don't want you answering my call on the old occasion.
I'm calling you.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
If if you're going to be on speakerphone, no, just
full stop.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
If I'm yeah, if I'm calling you, and the only
way to answer mean someone else can hear well speak
don't answer? Oh no, what if it's means don't answer?
What don't? I could kick off you. Two would honestly
be I think the only two that I would be
fine with you, right, anyone else?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Because I'm always like, oh, Sash is here and we
kick off anyway. Yeah, and my favorite when Sasha is
any one called Sasha, I like to yell at come
back to bed, Sasha last. It's a classic.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
It's a classic.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah, it's a good one. But you're right, I never
want We can't afford to have a witness.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Of course, but we've gone one up now. And the
message to all parents, please, parents, please become better with
what your children can access on the iPad, with messages
being in sync with your phone, with your past code.
I have had a number of people in my life
(36:50):
tell me that a child of theirs has seen a
text from mine. Question seeing a Joe not your fault
because it's come up on the iPad. Yeah, oh yeah,
it came up on the iPad.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Remember we know someone who's well, lots of people, but
we remember who got caught in their infidelity because the
messages were coming up on the iPad.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I know I can't work ye cloud photos,
so I shouldn't be the one giving this lecture. But
you need to unsync the iPad from your phone. If
your children play with the iPad.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's true, I don't want they know they like me.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
I get along very well.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You know what you've reminded me of.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Please tell a tedious person who's always emplaining about things.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
I know them.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
No, yeah, I know them.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
No.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Years ago, one of my first writing jobs was writing
on a sitcom and the guy who was I'm going
to say the director of the sitcom was having an affair.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
With the actress on.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
The sitcom and his wife and children children lived in
the country and so he had a place in the city.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
And then we all knew.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Everyone who was working on this show knew after a
while that it was happening. It was like it was
undeniable and it was happening in front of us, and
the you know, the sexual tension was palpable. It was
like when Angelina Jolie got with Brad Pitt and they
had that remarkable photo on the red carpet and there
(38:26):
was probably half a meter between them and it was
like they were You were like, oh, they're tosally banging yep. Anyway,
so on, I think it was Valentine's Day he sent.
This is such a class especially for someone that worked
on a sitcom. He sent flowers to his wife in
the country and flowers to the actress in the city,
(38:50):
and the florist them got the cards mixed up, the
messages mixed up, and his wife got the flowers meant
for the actor, and the actress got the flowers.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Meant for the wife. And I'm like, well, this is
we all live in this conundrum all the time now,
all of cheating, We are nervous. Yes, we're on edge.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
We're on Cody's away with his secret family. What is it?
Intersect the message, I'll get a bunch of flowers, you'll
see the photo, and the kids miss you, miss you?
Speaker 3 (39:23):
What got to go home to my Melbourne roommate, Nate.
How would they explain? How would he explain? Is just
the absence is the way you had?
Speaker 4 (39:34):
I mean, but good on hive sending flowers at least
he's making an effort with both that something.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Do you like to get flowers?
Speaker 4 (39:40):
No, I don't mind. Cody's a big plant boy.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Plants, but not flats, not really want a bunch of
Our house.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Has actually got a number of live plants because of him.
He's obsessed to the backyard now in our new place.
He's got his lemon tree going, the orange tree going,
tomatoes going, he's got herbs.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I've got to give you a jade plan, aren't that.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
He's one of the ones from my dad's original jade plant.
He's struck jade by the back door money in the
front door.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Oh yeahs has got one.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Of affairs, very good. Do you know how long it
takes to grow an orange? Not long?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
So long?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Does it? With the oranges?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
The oranges that we have, they hang on the tray
in the ear they have to get full of twos.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Like two years? No, not two years.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
It's a really long.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
No, you've got carried away. You haven't even been in
that house for two years.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Yeah, but we've been there since October. Yeah, still nowhere near.
Can you please look that up? How long does it
take to grow oranges in the backyard?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Blossom and then the blossom turns into it.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah, and small at the moment.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, hurry, because you know why they're a winter crop
because nature gives us what we need in the season,
and in winter you need vitamin C and that's when
the oranges are plantiful.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
I don't like it when I learned things. But I've
just learned, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
It's it's irritated. You also do think of orangeroduces. Here
we go seven to twelve months to ripe there.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
It's a very long time. Yeah it's Lemons are slutty ass.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, I know they're every second day there that squeeze.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah they're back again.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yeah, sack me go on, get my peeth. They are.
They bang up for it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Man.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
My whole childhood was Lynn yelling out if you're going
to pierce, pierce in the lemon tree. Oh yeah, we
have to go pierce in the lemon tree.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
But you know what, because we've got possums. We've got
no no lemons.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Oh, here's a boring possums through. This is very ABC radiod.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Bring him out, bring him out, bring him out.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Hello, have an issue with possums? Yes I do, Yes,
I do. Guess who is scared to go into the
backyard because of possums. Snobby Derby Derby now is she
refuses to go to the toilet in the backyard at night.
We now have to take her for a bloody pooh
(41:59):
walk because she locked guys with a family of possums,
like a month ago.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I wonder we're all scared of possum.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
It's like five of them.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
Chris Lily told me a story once she's never gone back,
his mother going outside to pat her cat, and it
was a possum that attacked. Like everyone's scared of possums,
I am.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Actually, I think deep down scared of possums.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Everyone, you will pretend we're not. But also you know why,
you don't know if they're up for a cute little
hello or like.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
But we've done it to them because they're like, hey,
you can't do anything about me.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
I'm protected even though they've protected yes, eight hundred million
of so many, like you're not allowed to. I think
that I've told you this before. I won't go to details,
so you can take the big fat ones.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yes to the VS. Okay enough, I don't want to
do that. Having said that, when I'm out with the
dog at ten thirty at night, raining because she refuses
now to go into the backyard at night. Or goddamn possums.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I'll give you worse people in the world. Please do
the people that say they don't here first.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
The possums. Yeah, in my house, they bloody want hello,
Siggi's I love it. Speaking of food, Yes, I love
telling you when I have very bad food, but sometimes
good food, but then bad food. We love cup of soup.
Yea love.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Have you done it since?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Not again? But I'm on board. Yeah, the snacks fail,
not good. Crumpets back on board, stunning, back on board.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
The crumpet three times in the toaster.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
I tell you a friend of mine even said our
crumpet chat got them back on the crump.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
The crumpet, I in fat bought some today and then
got home. What's the ultimate devastation with the crumpet whole meal?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Oh yeah, they've told me.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Look, they've changed the packaging. I hate things.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Keep it with.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
When they do low fat things they make they make
the label identical. So I'm often getting and you've.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Looked at this, ain't no loa babi the name of
the brand, don't get on the jabs in Adelaide two
weeks ago, very quickly I did, for the first time
in a very long time, ordered crumpet. The cafe had
crumpets and made I don't know, but she was like,
what do you want? What do you want? So just
like jam peanut butter Vegi might got everything, lashing got everything.
(44:27):
Top tier breakfast?
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Did you have tea? I'm a ker perfection?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
What a top tier cafe break think of alternate? And
their mother would say, well, you can make this at home,
and I can, you could, but still there's something about
a cafe crump Do you think.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Of alternate careers for yourself?
Speaker 4 (44:47):
No, you should, no, meaning I do it all the time,
so mean like.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Okay, was no?
Speaker 4 (44:55):
No.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
For instance, I say that this is one of my
fantasies crumpets. I wanted to do a.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
When Peter had a nightclub and one of the think
conversations that they often had, which is very interesting. If
you lease a commercial premises that you're paying rent on
that twenty four hours every day, seven days a week,
but something like a nightclub is only used in the evening.
So the idea of a business is you to always
(45:24):
try and amp up. What use you're getting out of
your business? So I had this idea. I said to Peter,
I want to have a crumpet and tea place where
just in the morning you can come in for like
ten bucks, you can get two crumpets and a pot.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Of And I'm telling you I'm there, yes.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Anyway.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
And then I've extrapolated it now into I will make
the crumpets.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
There'll be homemade crumpets. This was a few years ago.
It can't be ten dollars now, can't be ten dollars.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
That's a twenty five buck breakfas.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Oh no, I'm not charging twenty five dollars for two crumpets.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
For these fictional crumpets.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
We're arguing the club conserve coke crumpets.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, well that that's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
The little holes, little bumps.
Speaker 5 (46:12):
Anyway, so I said to Lewis, because I make bagels
a lot at home, Oh, we should do and Yarny,
the youngest one, does the kneading of the dough.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
He's really good. And Art is also really good. Number three.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
So I said to Louis, we should do a thing
just for fun where we do bagel boys and we
make freshs on a Sunday morning and we'll deliver them
like we only make like you know, a hundred right,
But and then we drop them off to people just
to live in the neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Cash only, very specific and very niche.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Okay, that's weird only Yeah, cash only if.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
You don't have a little handshake on the street dropping
a crumpet through a white envelope.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
I do think that's so fun for it, Lewis. When
I'll do the driving yarn is like the kneading. No,
we're not coming.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
It's literally would Jimmy brings that alcohol one? Yes, you
need one to crumpets. It's the morning you're hungover and
you go, I could smash a crumpet. I'm calling the bag.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
But we're only doing one.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
We're only doing it on one day, just to see
how we go. But now that I suggested it, Lewis
is on me all the time and every weekend I
can't do it.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
It's a really good business idea, and it'd be cute
in brackets summer and the logo says and mum, that's cute.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Well that's all right, all so cute.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Like the Chemist's Warehouse infamous brackets that no one knows
about what they Well, it says Australia, says Australia's cheapest chemist.
But if you look closely, it says, is this could
be something.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
There's like a.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
Little marketing put in.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
The brackets bagel boys. But now I'm sorry I suggested
it and someone's going to steal it. No, just because
he's nagging me, when can we do bagel boys, I'm.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Going to steal the idea. But I haven't told you
my disgusting meal slash delicious. Oh yes, no home. I
have noticed that a big positive to being in a
long term relationship kateline Brook and to the buckheads, is
that person stops you from being an absolute disgusting sloti
is a person.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yes, the thing about having eyes upon you?
Speaker 5 (48:19):
If I don't have eyes upon me, I've told you
I'm in bed with mini canes of coke and crispy bacon,
A lot of it smeared on the sheets.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
But because I've got eyes.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
On me, eyes on you. H So I will take
this opportunity to give a massive buck up shout out
to our single bucket who.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Live alone and who lived disciplined.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Line You can even hear this over the piles of
food and rubbish, and exactly, I've also had the police
sirens arriving to do a welfare check because you haven't
been seen except.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
To swipe your Jimmy brings off the poor.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I know this is also linked to how I have
to have my medication and blah blah blah. But the
things that just happen in that house and Cody's new job.
He goes now away for sometimes two and a half weeks,
two weeks, one week. I'm fine at two or three
or four days, but once it's hitting. Yeah, there are
piles of clothes, there are things happening in that house
(49:23):
that I I cannot have anyone over.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yes, I totally get it. I'm so happy to give him.
That's him.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
He keeps me clean.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, but if you went there, he'd be spotless. Yeah,
he's like a monk.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Mate. This house is unbelievable. When I'm not there, I
don't know why I skip it. You know, I'm always
in a huff. I'm always huffing. You're always happen and
there I need to get there, huffing and puffy. Yeah,
always in a tiss I'm always in a tiss every
time someone sees me.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
And I don't know, Fossy, you're fostering. Yeah, you're always.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
I've told you. Friends have texted me saying I saw
you walking down barber You looked so angry. Yes, yeah,
walking fast. You just get out of my wife.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
But you've got a lot of places to go. You've
got a lot of ground to cover, thank you. Yeah,
you get a lot done.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
I often don't get food. I often skip food shopping
and I just don't get the food. I just don't
get the food and the things I have to start
improvising with. Oh, yes, and then I say, but I'll
just go tomorrow. Yeah, And I still don't go tomorrow,
even after the improving the night before. So I believe
this to be the single saddest meal I have had. Oh,
(50:35):
that you had to provise my forty two years of
living didn't involve noodles, so even more I wish. I
wish for noodles, cereals, cereal. I wished for stale cereal.
Oh I had cereal, so I had nothing to have
it with, no milk yogurt because I hate yogurt. I
would have even had that.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
Okay, what did you invent.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
It's one of those hungers where you're lying in bed
trying to push through and you couldn't and my body
was like, you need eat. Yeah. So I went back
down to the kitchen and this was, folks, my eleven
thirty at night, desperate meal saladers. Stale had a few
stale saladers which we only get. Are you ready for
(51:16):
this because that's our little treat for darbs to go
to the toilet when we needed to.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
They love a Krispy krat.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
We break up the saladers.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
So I put nothing more disappointing their stale saladas.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Technically in our house dog food right, dog food, yeah,
dog gig. I got the saladers on a plate.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
Three yeah, three man size or regular meal sized, meal
size three, snack size or bite size regular?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Have you ever looked at the panel? So there is
no reaging?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Wow, just real the four fremation like two phones whatever.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
That's what is now called meal size. It is called
man's okay, well three of them, that's four crackers, three
of them.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Some cheese, this is normal Tabasco sauce. That's weird and
put it in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
That's actually a good snack. Look was weird.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
What sladers don't belong in the microwave? What do they
do with theos? I thought it makes microwaves.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
You're getting like a grilled cheese.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
It was not good taste wise, not too bad.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
Cheese in the microwaves.
Speaker 4 (52:30):
Cheese, A bit of tiny soggy crunch and I love
a kick that the tabasco sauce and not not did
I finish the bait? Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
I haven't been to a lot of snacks in my time.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
Do the salada nacho?
Speaker 3 (52:46):
I like it. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
I wanted more dodgement cheese, not good cheese. It was
also the wrong cheese too. Parmes and cheese, it's not
the different parmes with another pe pepccerino love.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Pick, but not cheese. So you know we talk about
things mums do.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
Yeah, we do.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah. So this is from Damien. Hi, guys and Sash.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
She gets a name, yeah, and we get guys, that's
what we're putting a group.
Speaker 3 (53:21):
And she gets a single solo spotlight.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
She's not off to a great dm Damien. No, Damien,
here's something for your things that parents do. My father Now.
This also harks back to remember when I talked about
flossing your teeth with your hair, and people pretended to.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
Be horrified by it. And then I think a buck
up came, a buckwhick came to my defense, and her
daughter does it. So listen to what Damien's dad does.
My father uses a five dollar note.
Speaker 5 (53:56):
As a toothpick, even whilst dining at a restaurant. It's convenient,
of course, it is safer than a tooth piece.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
I don't think it so it does a more thorough
job the things that has seen.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Thoughts on the hygiene I mean any I mean that's
you know. I'm very pro.
Speaker 5 (54:18):
Saving cash and no longer, no longer, Damien, the sooner
that we're on a digital currency, and I'm sorry for
your dad, but the better off will be.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
As a society. Let the government track.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Hard A note to end on pro digital on the
buck Up, A bad bad bede are you Melbourne Buckheads?
Speaker 4 (54:42):
See you in April?
Speaker 3 (54:46):
It was your idea?
Speaker 4 (54:47):
Okay, okay, I've got it in my calendar and I
am bucked. You bucked me good. I always leave with
a little spring in my step sometimes.
Speaker 5 (54:56):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me katelin Brook
and he him Nathanalvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha
French Audio and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence.
Speaker 3 (55:11):
You might call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
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