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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off with the knees,
then gift you a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
A man man man made.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
They're encouraging you, and I don't like this, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hello katelin Brook All I Nate valve to say I
do some extra.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
People in there? Yes in the pod this week?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yes we do. Hello? Buck are.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Buckheads in the why I'm not going to here?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
We all are?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Do they look like that? You what you thought a
buckhead would look like when you're staring at them?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, because they look perfect.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
They look so perfect, although I'm always stunned. Oh oh, hello,
Oh you found the one guy?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Do you know what I'm just going to say? He
found me?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yes, because the light bouncing off his hands.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Oh, Lisa, Hello sir, Hello sir, thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And who are you with? Like my listener, your listener
really traditional marriage?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And listen, my listener, are you a dabbler. He's not nothing,
you know nothing your second life.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh my god, I think we've met you before.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Were you the one that came up to us last
time and said, my wife bought me along today and
I didn't enjoy it? Remember that guy, I remember that
at the Brunswick show who was like, oh, yeah, my
wife bought me along today.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Anyway, it didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I think he said it had its moments, which is
always you know, that's a nice way to need someone.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Speaking of which, we work with someone who has her moments.
The greatest producer in the land, Sash a friend.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, how are you, Sash?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh we don't have time, but take it from us,
she's quite good.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
She's in a like track suit, like a full track suit,
because she's busy.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
First of all, I've got to say, my mother in
law is here today, Marie.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Marie, Marie.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
And just so you know, Marie, before we started Kate's
at my mother in law is here. And I thought,
that's so lovely that your husband supportive would tell his
mother to listen.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
So Pete hooked her up with the pod. No, you're
a bonified.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Buckhead, And in fact, she's a bona fide buckhead because
of my auntie in law. So Marie is known as
Nana Ree in our family, and her sister is Robin,
so she's Nana Rob. And Nana Rob is an original,
certifiable mad as a cut snake cancer buckwhish she introduced.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The whole family to her. Is she here? Yeah, she's here?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And Peter's sister so rand of a clause, lame.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Look at that. So I have to watch myself because
do I do?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I have question for you, Kate Lainbrook?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Edited have you ever been around anyone that's made you?
I know what I'm going to pull back a bit.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Once I went for a job interview to be a
flight attendant, and I remember at the time.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Thinking, what's the airline?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I don't think they're on board with fabulous? I just
did no it was quantits I beg it was no, No,
they weren't.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
So what I did was I.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Worked a lot of actors do this, and you can
tell sometimes not very good actors like me.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I worked from the outside in.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
So I dressed the way I thought a flight attendant
should dress, and I scraped all my hair back, you know, yeah,
And I looked severe and I looked like if someone
was dying of thirst, I would not give them a.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
And I thought you wouldn't. But guess what you edited
and you didn't get it.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Didn't get it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
What's the lesson here? Buckheads?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Always be yourself? Thank you? Thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
What's something that they would ask to become a Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
They are all these really weird questions, like if you
what do you prefer to go out socially or to
spend time on your own reading? And I had looked
around the other people who were also applying, and so
I went, I'd rather spend time on my own reading.
They didn't like that vibe for their airline. I think
they want to party. They wanted some sort of party.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Vibe that I was not bringing.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well, because look at you.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah all right, So, because I'm always in the quest
for self improvement, hard to imagine that it could be
improved upon, but I still am.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
So I'm I do duo Lingo.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Humble brag.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I don't know if you've heard of it, but it's
an app and it teaches you languages, because I don't
know if you know this, but not everyone in the
world speaks English Italian. Yeah, I'm learning Italian Okay, I've
also there. It should have it should have Hang on Freecup,
my beautiful co host and friend. You learn Italian after
(06:07):
you were And it was to my great shame that
Peter and I my husband, the dabbler, one of the dabblers.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
My former travel agent.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Soon to be True Crime style more on that.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yes, anyway, we enrolled in these English classes together, right,
and we went to this gorgeous Italian school. Oh yeah,
sorry Italian, sorry, Italian classes. And the guy that ran
it was this really gorgeous guy.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Camp guy. Do you know him anyway?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
He lived in America for teen years or whatever. He
had two husbands in that time, and he was really gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
And Peter and I was a little.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Bit of Jim.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Loved him.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I've ever been able to touch you during our record.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
He can hands off. Oh our T shirts, our T shirt,
I've got my guy.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Sorry, Kate surprised.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Kate surprised me with merch today just for us. It's
eleven o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Cheers to that.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Anyway, So we'd go to these Italian classes and afterwards
there was you go home and do homework or you
go on an outing, right, and the outings were always
sort of fun. You get a train somewhere, you go
look at a church. That's Italy trains and churches.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
If you haven't been and pizza. Ah've saved your eight
grand anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Your book sounds like a best seller. Got a short
book anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
So this is where I discovered something about myself, that
I'm not a good person, and that my husband is
a really good person, because he would always do his
homework afterwards, the teacher his homework, he'd always do his homework.
So he started We both started at like base level.
People who were coming, Hey, we've come to Belania for
(08:02):
two weeks on our retirement holiday.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Who right?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Always every person, every couple, every couple, no pigment in
the hair, no time for hair dye. Everything was about
travel and experiences and telling you about their children who
were very successful. Anyway, Peter started working his way through.
So Peter started going up to the intermediate class.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
He left your bed. I was still he left you behind.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
After two years, I was still in the beginner class.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
This is separate times over the same period that we were.
Your classes were separate times.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Separate classes. No, we'd go together in the morning and
he'd go up the stairs. We went up up the
scar up less scarlet, and I was still on the
pavemental that was how sound like it? It was terrible.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
We had all the same teachers right anyway. And then
Andrea lovely. Andrea started calling Peter super Pete and I
was called Kate anyway, nothing unusual because everything in Italy
ends with vowel. It wasn't even Kate ti Kate anyway,
(09:30):
it was a he got really good and I didn't
get good. And then a couple of years ago, I
thought to myself, you know how people always saying bullshit
like you.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Do something for five minutes a day and within ten
years will bit at the top of your field.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Who's that?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You don't want to know them? Anyway?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
I thought, you know, I saw one of those quotes
the other day that you've just a motivational one, and
it made me so angry.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
What was that share?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Well, you know sometimes when you read one and you
get angry because you know they've got a point, and
it really pisses you off, because even if.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
The truth makes people angry, right, So just.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Real it was this, It's so gross, I came so
it actually ruined my day.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So I love this. I can't wait to quote it
to you.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's eleven o'clock somewhere, and it wasn't It said, if
someone was to watch your day, would they believe your goals?
It's none of your business what I'm doing with my day.
It's none of your business.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I was, maybe my.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Goals are to dive diabetes and have to be winched
out of my launde.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Really exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That scrolling nine hours a day? How terror frustratingly annoying?
Why did it come on my feed?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I've read another thing like that the other day too.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
It was from a guy and he said, I don't know,
I can't remember what they all were, but he goes,
I don't know anyone who grows a garden. I don't
know anyone who reads the book. I don't know anyone
who looks after their house. I don't know anyone who sews.
I only know people who spend ten hours a day
on their phone.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Oh I hate that guy, do I know?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
My, you know what he knows?
Speaker 9 (11:31):
You?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And I thought, because I myself? But how true?
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Imagine if we didn't have those how good? Beautiful?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
The world would look how beautiful people's gardens would be,
and we'd all be out and about and we wouldn't
be shuffling around in elasticized waiste with do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I don't think this guy has any friends, because I
might not know someone that does all of them, but
you know someone that does. My husband does half a those.
We've got a garden.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
He reads books.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Anyway, What was the other one who sews? Who has
a garden?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
My mother in law sos And in fact I go
over to her house and she helps me so cushions
from old tapestries.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
That I rescue from shops.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Do you have cushions.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
So I'm learning to you o lingo right, and I'm
doing it on the free app. I've invested enough money
in there. I am not paying to learn Italian.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
It doesn't own. It is not an export.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Humiliated their coming and going. They asked me once if
I was Russian.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
The Italians are very racist, you see, And that was
a COVID way of saying.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I should get offended here, but I have Italians wrong.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
It's completely true anyway, And them asked me if I
was Russian was basically a sign that I needed to
get a better bra and probably cut my hair.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's what they were saying. It was.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
It was not appropriate the way that I was dressed. Also,
I was with Lewis, my son, who was big and
blonde Russian. Anyway, So I started learning duo lingo from
the free app, and that free app is demented.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
So I've just brought you some of the things they believe.
And if anyone's planning.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
A trip, because it's free, you have to sit through ads.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yes, all the time. I have to play this game.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
And the game the game was an animation of a
guy collecting gold coins.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Correct, and a good woman selling eggs.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
A grocery store.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
After keeps coming up and then she does really really
well all of such he's got.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
And the Italian word for trucks is cameina.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Oh there we go. How much is duo lingo to
pay for?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm not on it. And a friend always offers me
to have his nieces. They've got a discount. Yeah, I
don't do it because I would rather this.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
But we discovered that I get sentences that he never
gets on the page.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Person there reading your text.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Well, okay, so this is what they think of me.
If you're doing free gio lingo, this is what they
think of you. This is a sentence I get all
the time, Mia Sorella, in prigioni.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
My sister is in prison. He's never got that, he
has never got. He goes. My sister's never been in
prison because he pays, he pays.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
All right, now this one, it's also they're just they're
taking the piece non dementicato demea ilibro del toppo in validja.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
What does that mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
That means this will be veryvery handy. Don't forget to
put the mouse's book in the suitcase.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
To be fair, that somehow does belong to you that one.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
The first one was a bit that I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I just feel like that's a bit of a Kate
Lee vibe.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
A mouse and a suitcase and you've left, You've left
the suitcase of the airport.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And charming, charming?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
What about this not enough to insult me? Mia Sorella
are il nazolongo. My sister has a long nose.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
What's this issue with your sister?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Hate her? And then when I was just like, I'm
done with my sister being in prison.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Just stop right there very quickly.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
If your sister did have a big snose, fine whatever, long,
why would you have to tell someone that what situation
when you're traveling Italy?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Do you have to tell some one that your sister
has a big No?
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Obviously the same person that forgot to put the mouse's
book in the suitcase. That person is on a need
to know basis. And then I got this Mia Sorella
Ancora in Prigi.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
My sister is still in prison.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
No or something bad.
Speaker 11 (16:23):
She's a longo no lasa to snort some cocaine.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
She was doing darting it in there. Yeah, she really
was with your sister.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Anyway, I've got her I steal and my mate BT,
who's also on the paid one, He's like, my streak
is three hundred and fourteen days, so what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I still can't make a sentence?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
What does a streak? What do you have to do
together a streak?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Every day? I have to you and they don't give
you a holiday. It's like my sister who's.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
In Well, the big question is did you know what
those sentences were?
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I know them off my heart before they tested you.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
No, I need through constant repetitions and having to explain
to people where my sister, you know, people like today
did she come into the back up?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
And Johnny with a it's a long.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Well, speaking of travel, something we have touched on the
buck up many times over our two years, because do
you love it?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Two years? Where differently? Could you listen to the buck up?
I don't, don't you know.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I don't want to think back to it because I
can't thing and I'm not like this is great?
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Who are these people?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I really like her? It's just some off and on
call you and go, oh my dude, good, and I
really feel bucked up afterwards.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
True, no wonder you're.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Always slumping around in a fog of desperation and despair.
You need a bucker.
Speaker 9 (18:10):
I know.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Well, you've got more time on you. You're driving out
to the prison to see your family.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
A busy boy. Suddenly we do often come back to
you on this pod is cruise ships, because we just
love cruise ships. I mean the poop Cruise. The poop
Cruise was a gift.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Poop cruise.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
The poop Cruise was a gift to this pod.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I say I was made for that, the poop Cruise. Yeah,
I would have had no issues such should I discuss it.
We would have taken all the red bags they were
the orange, the orange bags to get there straight away.
I would have been hoarding all those hamburgers. I would
have been very good.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Your sister would have been awful. Smell everything, the smell
for your poor sisters.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You know, every cruise ship has a prison.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I know they have a more they have a prison.
They have also I've done one. One cruise member paid.
Yeah right, was the performing performing.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Hi, I'm your activities director.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah, yeah, me an activities director. Activities. Please.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
I won't repeat because SoC will cut it. But Hicky
and I did the gay one, the Gay Pride cruise.
So it was three thousand gay people, most all lesbians,
So there was about eight thousand lesbians. I thought the
guys would be about five hundred gay guys.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Really, and it was someone got lucky.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
It was.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
It's a little something for the room.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
We can cut this sash if you think it's not
appropriate for I'm still are you ready?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Here we go?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
Okay, it was only three days day well like how
long day one? The s guy comes up to Hicky
and know and says hello, which is very lovely. And
he had the number, Oh, your mother in law's here.
We had the number four written in text on the
back of his T shirt and we said, what's that
(20:15):
and he said that's how many.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Well, I've taken how many men? And it was the
end of day one and.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
We were like, all right, I know what this heels
on the front, which is fine, this.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Isn't even the sory I'm supposed to table. But and
then this one. Yeah, And then at the end of
the weekend we saw him again with.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
The same T shirt. It was up to eleven eleven.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Back to cruise ships. There are shot up hands. Who's
a cruiser in here? Who's been on cruise ships?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No judgment, no judgment, We've got one.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
I won't have a word against a cruise I anything
against you, except for the guy that took eleven lives.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Now he still loves the cruise.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Hello, are your cruise do you? How often you go
on cruise ships? You've been on two? Did you enjoy it?
You went back?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Okay, so maybe you saw this new story this week,
But a particular guest on a cruise ship.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Has gone viral.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
What she was doing a certain something in the dining
lounge eating at dinner. Well she did actually eat, just
before she ate, she had to do something else first.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
What carnival cruise has become the center of a seriously
bizarre Heje has posted enjoying the twentieth and the twenty
first showing woman on board Carnivals Sunrise and legeny's scratching
her foot in the ship's dining area, and the situation
got even more.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Us.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Oh she's scratching her foot with a fork, And I thought, hey,
why have they blurred it?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
So I did some more searching on the internet. Let's
look at the state of her foot.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, all right? Oh no, oh no, a boor thing.
She's so itchy.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
She just pulling the video on the Instagram. I mean,
look at that. Look at that? So what is that?
She's got something going on?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
She definitely doesn't, you know what in the old take
it off the screen? I think so in the old days,
like real old days, when you had when you had
bad exma or dormatitis, they would send you on a
cruise for the sea air because it would see your skin.
So why no, I promised you or they'd send you
(22:58):
for a seat, asked my mother in law.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
She remembers in.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
The seventeen hundreds, that's what they would do, or they'd
send you to the seaside.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
There's a difference between saying, you know, get your foot
in some salty water and go on the carnival cruise.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Here, I take this fork. So what the footage didn't show?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
It gets so much worse what the footage didn't show.
I think a few people saw it. After that good scratch,
After the fork, she went back to her fingers, Oh no,
and then ate her and then grabbed her pizza, folded
her pizza slice and ate her dinner.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Are you sure that it was a pizza slice and
not her foot? Because it looked yeasty.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
This poor woman has gone viral, obviously. This video has
popped off.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
It's got millions and millions of views. It's been shared everywhere.
There's videos with her face, like zooming in on her.
What does she look like? A discuss skin everywhere. We've
got to go. We're running late. Okay, so before we
have you, what how do you know?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Oh yeah, there is true so okay, okay, So we've
got a lot to fit in before guests.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
We have to do some classics. Oh yeah, we have
to do we have to do some classes. We love classics.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
We're starting with Love a Classic.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Things that are embarrassing but shouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Does that have an intro?
Speaker 12 (24:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I sing it things that are embarrassing that shouldn't be.
I just I just gave it a proper tune. You
are so off, kay? Any time I tried to be honestly, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Know it's good. That's as I said before. In this part,
it's actually technically.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Not a bad one for you, because look at you
and your collection of pay I'm doing work.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm doing. My husband's got students like you in his class.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Hey, hey, if somebody really looks after them, if someone
watched my day, would they believe my goals. I'm just
trying to see because I refused to wear glasses some
some gazing.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Um buck still no glasses, and it makes my husband
inexplicably angry. I read the fine print on one of
my supplements the other day. I shouldn't have because it
said not for.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Human just said use a fork bucket.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Lyndall has messaged in things that are embarrassing that it
shouldn't be. Having to do a urine sample of the
doctors and then sitting with your Wii in your.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
Waiting you do, and you sit there for so long
saying it's so warm in that war, and then give
you a yellow lea yellow.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Do we have to be so literal?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Absolutely everybody knows and for some reason, hellof you hear
medical receptionist.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
They are the loudest people all on earth.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Everyone to hear why you're.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
There when your appointment is true?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
This scream at your yeah, your lingle spun on.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Okay, so I had this recently embalming. You know, there
are certain things that you're doing in life that just
make you feel like you've got it going on right.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
One of those is riding a motorbike. Got on the
back of a motorbike. We all did. It's the only
way to get around.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
But I'll tell you what is not what is not
great but famous last words, by.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
The way, well, the only way to get around her
last Peter did say to everybody, I've.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Only got insurance for you to be a passion job.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Interesting. He's been looking up insurance.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Interesting, very interesting.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
But I'd say, you just feel so dynamic and it's
just so gorgeous, and there's someone I asked the driver
in front of me, the go Jeck driver.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I said, can I put my hands around your waist? Well?
He was bang up for it anyway, so it was great.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
And then when you arrive at your destination, it's time
to dismount.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Is that harder than mounting? Sort of? Okay?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
But dismounting is just mortifying at one point because I
just don't I think my hips are a bit tight.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Anyway. I well, I got one leg off and I
couldn't get the other leg off.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Instead of hopping on one leg, I nearly brought the whole.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Thing down with me.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
He had to actually race himself and help me. It's
very embarrassing getting off a motorbike. That's just all I'll say.
There should be a jingle for that.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I'm never going to do any activity that involves the
world dismount, okay, and that's why Cody is away three
weeks a month. I put it on the screen too late. Now, okay,
what did you put on the screen?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
The things are embarrassing. Look at me doing. Hey, these
are my goals. I want people to watch my day
and believe my goals. Oh yuck, you're yum yak yam.
A very quick one.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Hang on, we've got an intro for that.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
No, we forgot it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
How do I work like this? Who's forgot it? Hang on,
let's go on a deep dart? Who forgot it? Sasha French?
Did you forget it? Oh? That's all right?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
And also I forgot what that was. So we're moving
on to the next one. We're going to do this.
I don't know what that one was. I've forgotten my goals.
But the classic we have to go a classic. Oh,
it's a text from um from what we're going to
do here, Katie. Two classics. Love love, love, blah blah company.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I can't get enough of them. I can't get enough.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
So good we're comany not with a text from dad.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Giuseppe, who in Italy would be called Peppi, but here
they call him Joe.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
He's done of that was true? Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
They do call him Joe.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah, but I don't know we're getting Peppy from him.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Giusepp, like Lewis in Italy, is Giu Gino because he
would be Luigi and Luigi becomes gu Gino?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Can you please? Can you please pay for the ass?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I don't need to do I think I've got it.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
All right.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Here, here's a sick. Here is a classic, loving my sick.
Enjoy your visit to Faes. I'm doing my bow prep
for colonoscopy at Castlemaine Hospital tomorrow. My washing machine died
after twenty two years. And you want to arrise Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
It's a text and this is an old term that sorry,
I love it. Someone. Oh it's his PB. Thank you,
good eyes, God, I need to put my glasses on.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh yeah, peb.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
And I think this may be the al Theimer ok
for our show all I think so, all right. Mum's
old friend Jean, who used to make those funny lovely
cards with paintings of dogs, went into a care home
and a lot of cake. She expanded into size twenty
two T shirts. Then her toe fell off and she
flushed it down the toilet.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
A text from.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Do you think Mum's old friend Jean might have gone
on a cruise Shi.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
She scratched.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I really couldn't.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
That was a fork related injury. So this is a
real life Gusepp text. I want you to know because
your mind will go elsewhere. He's all good, but this
was a genuine Dusepp text from I forgot it occurred.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
It's three And also, how can you forget about a
text from Dad?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
I know because they're so rare. It was the only
third one he's ever said.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Okay, here we go, folks. This is to his four children.
We get a bit weird in the middle, but then
we come, we come classic Dad.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
At the end of texting, you will find out.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Okay, I can.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
I don't want you kids to worry, but they found
a suspicious growth on my kidney and I'm having it
operated to remove it on November nineteenth. Yes, it's your
mother's birthday, so at least I don't have to take
her out for dinner or dadsp text oh just sippy.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
All right, we should do some like guests.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
And games and god, we're gonna get real lucy up. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
So three years ago, a beautiful thing happened in my family,
which is who is oh.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Oh yeah, Louis the Russian.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Russian started going out with a beautiful girl called Gypsy,
and beautiful Gypsy has a beautiful mom, and that beautiful
mom is a woman who's also called Kate, which is
the name of so many beautiful women.
Speaker 10 (32:27):
But her last name is Sobrano. Kate's Eastern Rosella.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
All these microphones. Hey, darling, you guys are so funny.
Now I'm getting really scared. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Did you Eastern Rosella yet? I think Kate saying she
has to do it. Actually, so I was of my
way to do it, just because you asked.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'd learned to eat such a beautiful color.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
And then I got online and Meg Washington had done
the most beautiful version. So I'm like touching that thing.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I don't know. It's mournful. Actually, that's a very good question.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I've always wondered this.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
If if an artist does an incredible cover of a song,
do you, as another incredible artist, go, you know.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
What, No, totally, it's jelly that one.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Stop.
Speaker 13 (33:31):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 8 (33:32):
Don't start because because I think what it is is
you kind of have to occupy the space. See, Meghan
has Laser of Drug Bluies, which I don't know if
you know the songs. What for those of you in
the audience who do have children or grandchildren.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
He's on Bluey.
Speaker 8 (33:48):
Do you know the song lazaras Drug? No, it's the
soundtrack for Blue sing It.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Anyway, whatever, hang on.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
Because you talk about mournful, because I know I'm going
to bring the temper beca. You guys talk so fast.
I have to slow down for a second.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
It's such a role, you said.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
And I know what I am, and I am, but
I'm like sort of like I'm like.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Just a primary school bucket. I haven't got in my
polm please yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Kate's Italian class.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
I'm actually on the ground floor. I'm in the basement.
Any who. Any who, I just thought that if this
this is the Queen of kids soundtracks, right, because I
understand because Bluey's is like the biggest kids thing in
the world.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, very envious. Before we kick off, I
have to I told you, I have to do that.
I have to fan girl, I have to please Kate.
In gay Men's life before which they come out years.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Later wherever year that is, they become very obsessed with
musical soundtracks.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
That is what we have.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
It's our secret little guilt and Mum and dad got
the CDs. You pop off your fair dream you listen
to her on the CD.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Player to kid Sure, So the year was nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Boys a week, do you know that they don't.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Know how to know.
Speaker 8 (35:12):
I don't get my heart start.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Shut up, Kate flame Brook.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
I didn't sing that to Kate's for musical for musical
theater Lovers Slash Gay People. The nineteen ninety two Australian
cast recording of that musical is the Goat.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
It is the greatest of all time.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
It is.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah, it is John Farnham.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Yeah, it's all the great Johns of all the country.
And we had what we did have an angle.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
A little bit.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Yeah, and we did have all the great I just
need to play a little bit because I didn't know
there was a film to play now.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
It was a film clip.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
Gypsy's dad made this.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Oh this is when I fell in love with Katesbarno.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Don't speak then, how plucky he is?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
This It was his back up.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Give up.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
What?
Speaker 8 (36:31):
I love that?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I mean what you could still play that role now,
I could? I mean I could.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
I figured that Mary Magdalene could be well into a sixties,
which I'm just about to get in there like.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Why not?
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Well exactly, I mean to the second workers of the world.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
Indeed, indeed, now like some sheer coincidence headline with Kate
Brian and when the news this week, even after that
you were here, this is the way of the fu
nearly threw up Kate Sobrhano fumes over AI generated tribute
to Sam Meal, and I find out that.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
This is AI.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
That's bullshit?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
What is going on?
Speaker 8 (37:15):
Actually a lot of people checked in with me on that,
you know, because like initially I was like, oh, that's
really and that's funny and everything, and then then I
started to get the are you okay? Yeah, right, and
then I went, what do you mean, Well, it's exactly that.
But actually what they were asking me is what a
rape and pillage of an inappropriate moment? And then they
(37:40):
basically changed my narrative. So I didn't do what they
wanted me to do on Insta, which is to clearly
show a picture which was the last photo that Sam
posted from from your Hall of Fame, and so they
they fictionalized the narrative. And if I was just a
little less, is that your house?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
No, it's not.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
Everything's the whole thing is just stay. But the thing
that you have to ask yourself, I I feel like
I have a sort of steady anchor, but say I
was a little bit on the other side of steady,
you're not fooling anywhere.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
We won't make it actually very erratic.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
We all listened to the I gave you that one, Kate,
I gave you that I gave it. I did a
bang right over and you caught it. But we thought
so I don't want to bring the tone down, obviously.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
But also say Neil rip laugh, Yes, it's what an
amazing person rip.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
So do you know the goss at your Mum and
mea episode the No Filter was like broke records and
huge numbers. Everyone's so invested in the mother versus mother,
Kate versus Kate with Australia's new favorite NEPO couple.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
It's that's pretty good. So I thought, hey, we're going
to have both both Kates on stage. We're going to
bring both, we bring both onto the store, bring them
both on.
Speaker 13 (39:14):
Yes, breaking news, Valvo, this is go over there Yea
and Lewis and it does.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Look at Gypsy tell you she was allowed to join
the group chat this week, the family group, actually the
family group.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
That's a very deep thing it is.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
And I keep saying to her, do you regret it?
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Because it's nothing but swear words you've never even heard before, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Loving it.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
It's really it's different than my childhood.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
What about the one you got this morning from Peter
saying we've got a big electricity bill.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Turn the lights off? Gypsy said, do I why? I
don't know what.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I was going to heart it, but I didn't want
to be the first one who's not the child's heart.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Well, he won't be worrying about the electricity when he
gets your life insurance pay out.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
What one gets, Darling.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
He thinks I don't respect him because of the because
of their flying twenty hours back from Barley, and I
do respect you, darling, and I'll never have another track.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
It's not what she said to me.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
Also, Nate, Yes, I hope your eleven hours are better
because I don't believe your goals so far. So I
hope you're the eleven hours of your day after this
had better.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
I made a power point for today. Do you know
how long this took? And yes, we've made five mistakes.
I forgot stuff, but this is two days.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
All right, We've got a game talk.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
Okay, so all right, so the game is called Mother
Knows Best. Now here's what we're gonna No, you can
still hold back. We're going to have two questions for
Kate Sobrano on their relationship, oh my love, and then
Gypsy will tell us how you went out of the
two and then we have two questions for you.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Was about their relationship? Well, what would we ask them about.
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Their know anything about them? Either we keep out of
their business.
Speaker 9 (41:10):
What.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
I actually don't believe that for one second.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
You know what my sister would know because she's got
a very long.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
About this stuff in present every I love the way
that you thought a game I would come up with
is that we just asked them questions about their own rule.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Question one for Kate. No, it's just for Kate. This Kate.
Where was their first date?
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Well, and this is like very difficult to answer because
is it Well, well no, but I'm glad that that
I'm glad that I do.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Know that I think that I know.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
It was a cinema?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Correct, yay, thank you? Did you know answer? I thought
you went for a walk.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Well, there was a walk to the cinema.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
They walked from the garden Gate Rise.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
I thought, horror.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I asked him out. Everyone just oh, she's very.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
That's one out of one.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah, good, okay.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Question who said I love you first. This is for
Kate's Branos deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, who said I love
you first?
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (42:29):
They would have been hedged. I get the feeling they
would have been hedging their bits. But I want to say,
oh gosh, that's tough.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Can if oh I think so?
Speaker 8 (42:42):
Can I give it to you?
Speaker 7 (42:43):
Give it to me?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Okay? No, I don't know. I've never asked you.
Speaker 8 (42:48):
Okay, I'm going to take a punt. Okay, okay, because
they'd both be no, you know, after you know, after
you know, after you knowing the two yes two, So yes,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
To say lewis well because I think Gypsy asked him out,
and also because we're a very I love you family,
not that he said it casually.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
To a lot of person.
Speaker 8 (43:22):
Totally meaningless, but.
Speaker 6 (43:27):
Mean, jeez all, Chris, I've never witnessed a couple break
up on days before.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Here we are, this is daily mail already broken up
true because message because Gypsy's got this beautiful song out,
beautiful and yeah, and it's about a break up.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
I thought it was.
Speaker 8 (43:52):
About a dick pic.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
What was itis? I've let myself down. I mean, I've
seen it before. You have filthy fockers.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Question three for you, Katelaine Brook a man okay, all right?
Whose family is more intense?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Intense in what way?
Speaker 9 (44:25):
So?
Speaker 5 (44:25):
I do like to say, there's a lot of weeping
in that house, but they're very creative.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
They're creative, you know.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
But there's a lot of yelling, and there's and you know,
chons in our house with the boys, they're always sort
of going at it so intense. I would say they're
more intense.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
I think.
Speaker 12 (44:47):
I think.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
I'm happy to yeah, Like, I mean, come on, I
was about to defend ourselves just there. For there's only
three of us and there's like so many of you blokes.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
I don't Also, I don't think your husband's doing a
lot of weeping, which is mystifying because it's also.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Not by a large margin either. You two make up
a lot, Like there's a lot of intensity in you two.
You know, it's only because there's six of us, that's true.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
I agree, So we agree, we agree, right, But I
got that wrong.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Well, big noses the theme of this pod. Okay, for
which mother? According to Lewis, he's more nosy.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
He's more nosy which mothers? It's got to be me?
It's it's me. But then it's just I'm just making conversation.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
I literally have to go over to their house to
escape the questions.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Then am I going to find out what's going on?
Speaker 6 (45:49):
As I spoke to Lewis on the phone yesterday that
freak Kate out by the way that there was mutiny
connections between friends and sons.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Now we got each other's numbers, we can, we can
move on and I can.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
He's been texting me always Yeah, very stretch.
Speaker 6 (46:04):
Hey, it's my goals, believe my days, I said. I
said to Lewis, what's a good question if we have
a tie breaker? We don't because it was too one,
but that's fine. What's a good tiebreaker? And he came
up with this question according to the family dynamic and
the and the bills that are paid and the emails
of a cent whose family has the better daddager.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Wow, that's a good voice.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Take it away.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
The answer is not, Peter Lewis that four o'clock. I
didn't give an answer though, you know, no, no, no, no, no,
Hang on a second a minute.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Gypsy's stand is a professional manager. He manages Kate and
he manages Gypsy where his eye's got a.
Speaker 10 (46:49):
Rush to your defense there for a second and just
say I've got a gifted amateur.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
But is really he'll die trying. We've got very good
even today he got the rebate for the carriage.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
Oh today, you've only got two more days to do it.
He's had forty days. Can I just say something though,
very just just really quietly sitting behind him, watching him,
watching you and smiling at crazy.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
I have to be honest. I got got to give
it up for him today because.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
That you can't. You can't.
Speaker 8 (47:25):
You can't ring in true human like receipt of humor,
like you either like get it or you don't.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
He loves you so mud, that's so nice.
Speaker 7 (47:37):
Lewis, come up here, Peae hello.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
He doesn't like she does know how to get somewhere direct.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
There?
Speaker 5 (48:00):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
You know? He resigned from being the travel agent.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
But guess what he said to me this morning when
he took my phone to get the Red Joe refund.
He said to me, darling, you can get direct flights
on Jetstar to Bali for nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
And I didn't say got chip back. You are mine,
book them book em padi. Were have to go.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
However, we want to say.
Speaker 6 (48:33):
From the bottom of our hearts, thank you so much
for coming to our ark you.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Thank you, Bobby Wall, thank you. Thank you.
Speaker 9 (48:42):
Also whoever whoever called me bitch hits in the bar downstairs.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
That's not on. I don't want that. That's not my legacy.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
Here at the buck Up, everybody, we love our buckwheats.
We love what we get to do every week, and
we love that we get to share something, which is
when life has troughs and peaks, we get to share
them together. Some people might say we level it out
(49:11):
into some sort of monotonous but we don't believe.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
We do, of course not. I don't like.
Speaker 6 (49:16):
I don't like anything in my life except my marriage
and this pod. They are the only two things I like.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Isn't that nice?
Speaker 7 (49:23):
Love Your love, your Sash.
Speaker 10 (49:25):
We will be downstairs for as everybody, ok you Sash.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook
and him Nathan Valvo.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
You might call him Jack and Tom Evans are We're lucky.
Speaker 6 (50:07):
H