January 19, 2026 • 56 mins
- Chinese astrology
- Jungle goss
- Palazzo pants warning
- PFAS or FUPA
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, hey, bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It will cut you off with the knees, then gift
you a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bout
bye bye about about.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
About about about a twenty bad.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
About twenty six, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I just forgot the year twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And we can't forget the year.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
We cannot forget the year because.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It is so is a special, amazing okay things this year,
one of them has already happened.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Year of the horse. Here.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I hate people to talk about Chinese astrology. I mean, unless,
of course they're Chinese.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Like you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Cover that. It's so dumb. Came the dumbest honey the rabbit.
The rabbit is industry. I'm a snake.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I was worried I was going to be a dragon
to a positive start to the year here of the buck.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And to our Chinese this is cincha.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
There we go ja our first accident for twenty twenty
six accent.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was an We was using the Chinese. You know
there's six of them. Lo, Nate Valvo. Now we got
this distracted.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
We got distracted for a litt bit. I had this
is the longest time, for the longest time. Oh, for
the longest time. We had Christmas break.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
He has been away, blah blah blah. That's why we
had to get Hughsey into play. Was Nathan? Where was
Nathan Walvo?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Getting somewhere in the Getting Hughsey on for that was
a big towel, by the way, Yeah, you say it was.
But people, I had messages, Yeah, I had.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
From us, don't come my day. We found a.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Replacement since I last saw you too, hang on to.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh my goodness, it's the greatest produice in the last
it's such.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
A friend's bad.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's just full of beans, isn't she She's chocolate block.
And we played poker. Oh yeah, you poke pokon.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Art had you early pocon On one. I'm gonna guess Sush.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Of course she did, because she'd been practicing.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Can I also say I reckon? She would have been
the only one paying attention.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But also I had you know what, guess what I had.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm surprised you finished a game.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
All right? You know what I'd expended all my energy on.
She's like, I've been practicing driving down the beach. Price
is driving and I'm playing on the poker ip. You
know what I was doing organizing costumes for us to
wear to our first poker eye costume. My goodness, so
our friend people shout out. Pebe collects vintage. He plays
(03:35):
in the what's it called sush Well Poker every year
in Vegas. He goes to Vegas for a mink.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Can not just say something very quickly on those I
call bullshit on letting people wear sunglasses. That's half the game.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Well now they won't be able to allowed to wear sunglasses.
They could have red yeah, red visual you know those
ones you could send away four on the back of comics.
We can see through people's clothes to their underwe.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Those glasses, I'm sure they work X ray any.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
X ray visions, alex vintage satin poker jackets. So I
got a pink one and a purple one for me
and such and two of his limited edition World Series
poker hats. She of course wore a cap.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Because she's a twelve year a golf cap, a trucker cap.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay wow, And I wore a cowboy hat. And when
Kitty opened the.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Door, Katy Fannigan was there, it was her hat at
her hand.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Okay, well, I thing to name check her. Just let
you just well, it could be Kitty Cat.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So many kiddies, there's a lot of kitty Sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Anyway, when she opened the door there we both were
playing what what would we have been playing? Come on,
what we're going to play poker?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What are we?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
She opens by.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Gaga, We were playing.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You gotta know when to hold them, know when to
fold them, know when.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
To Never heard of it? Never heard of it?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
The Gambler I've never heard by Kenny Rogers.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh sorry, sorry, I'm not equipped of Kenny Rogers info.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You this is Have you been replaced by aar wherever you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Be, Kenny Rogers?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Have you never heard that song? People are always playing
that song.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's getting Kenny Rogers shame.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
No, but it's wisdom to live by. You've got nowhere
to hold them, No, when to fold them, no, when
to walk away? No, when to run? You never count
your money while you're sitting at the table. There'll be
time enough for counting when the dealing starts.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh god, that's good. Can I can I give you
a little song by Lady Gaga. Listen in here we go.
Poker Face, poker Face, Oka face. I want to hold
them like they do in Texas. Please hold them. Let
them something, baby, you'ld me beautiful stuff. That's poetry.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
All right, we'll play that next time next time. But
our point was you've missed a lot that we've been
up to. Huh, because you have been.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I've got something to put on you ready, oh for you?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Goodness? Okay, So people have to watch the videos. You
know what this is is a visual Oh my, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I went to the jungle.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You went to the jungle.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I went to the South African jungle to film, to
film a television shop called I'm a Celebrity, Get me
out of here. And I'm currently wearing for the first
time in my life. And Kubrat and the coopra hats.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, buzzy. Oh so you know a coubra hats are
made out of felts.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, guess how many rabbits in ankoupra Ha. The vegans
sash even you're a lambs.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
For the vegan barcairs. This is not a good start.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well vegan, you told me that there's not many vegans
on the lab.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right, how many dead rabbits do I currently have on
my head?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Okay, you're supposed to be gazing one night.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We I can't say that. I'm not allowed to. Okay,
So so nervous.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, So the series is about to start to night.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, the time they listened to this started all.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This is all I know so far.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh, be careful you get catapulted out of our.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh yes, episode one. I'm the very first thing that
happens to me when I get there games.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
But bear in mind, Sash and I've also had a
lot of anxiety.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Same from you, same from you.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
We didn't have anxiety. You exflicted your anxiety on us.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It doesn't leave, It doesn't leave when I get there.
You know what you are?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
What am I competitive from? I am?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Here's the thing right.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And a hard worker?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh that's nice, thank you, And.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
As proven by the fact that you work with us
and seem to like it, no matter how onerous, have venomous,
how tires and the other personalities are you make up whistling?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I mean, hey, venomous snakes. I'm in the studio too,
and so you're right. Okay, all I'll say is this
the reason why we're a bit nervous chatty about it
is obviously everyone knows now that we have recorded.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It, recorded it, but not the ending, and not the.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Ending, the audience will still vote for the winner and stuff.
So I am back. But that's kind of all we're
allowed to say. I'm allowed to tell you much more.
Hang on as it airs, we are allowed to talk
about it on this pot and we will.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
All right, here's my question. Okay, you know every year
people go, I'm it's equity may nine to any them, right,
that's just just standard.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, thing, it happens.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
How many people?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
How many people look at my social media feeds, it
literally happened.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
How many people recognized you? So? And how many people
did you?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
That's very good? Yeah, yeah, it's a very good question.
I was surprised with who I recognized because you forget
what's in your head. You don't realize what you take
the stuff, just things you've seen and shows that you've seen.
You're like freemes that you've seen all that sort of stuff. Well,
so okay, for example, for example, Gary Sweet, do we
(09:35):
know that this is coming out Tuesday morning? Before they know?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
All of them?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
All of them cut up, But.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Say you know what you're in the jungle, mate, You've
got no control. Stop telling people what they can cut out,
what they can leave in. Just let go.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Let it got very let on the phone to me today.
That's all they're stressing. Yeah, but they gave us. I'm
going to answer your question. So the biggest shock that
I had on who I recognized straight away, and it
must have been in his eyes, was the Brady Bunch
kid who's now not a kid, he's now seventy, Barry seventy,
(10:16):
Greg Greg Greg is now seventy or nearly seventy, maybe
just aged.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He's a classic old American.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He's an old American guy, charming man. But I recognized him.
Isn't that odd? There's something There was something in his face, yeah,
hang in his eyes that I was like, that's a
Brady Bunch kid. Really, I got it straight away?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Did other people get it? No?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I got Rachel went straight away.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And also the younger, younger cast members, have they seen
the Brady Bunch very it's widely accepted. I mean they've
seen every.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Movie my generation. It was four thirty every day on
TV you come home from school.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, a brady bunch of movies. Subsequently stuff with new
casts though, right, Oh that's so.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You don't You definitely don't recognize everyone. But I'm good.
I recognize most, but I know I knew a lot
of people maybe aren't across stand.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Up was Rachel Hunter gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Oh, she's really fun. I can't wait for you if
she got of course, she's so gorgeous in person, You're like,
holy crap, what does she do? There was still times
I was one of yours slut She's not.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
That was a joke about it. She was a New Zealander.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
There were much for twenty twenty six. No, I want
to kick off with slut shaming. I want to know
a slut shaming.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
On the slut's not really the right term.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I love it. I love her, very pro big fan
love her. Yeah. And the hardest thing so far, and
I really do mean this, and we will talk about
it as it goes. We have so much to talk
about over the next few weeks. I can't wait. But
the two hardest things have been not being able to
talk about it. Yeah, because normally when you do this show.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, it's on in real time.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's on in real time, so we can talk about
it even, right. Yeah. So the first day to get
over that thing of not knowing if people knew who
I was or not, the first thing I said was
just who I am? Every time I just as soon
as I saw someone, I'm a comedian.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Right, and they're like, I'm one of the producers.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I know that, just even though who Yeah, just to
save the embarrassment, because I feel like those first couple
of days, everyone's got that anxiety of who knows who
I am?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Because how many people did you know?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Out of out of like the twelve or thirteen I
would say straight away by looking at them, you would like, yeah,
like ten or eleven.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Sports people you would have struggled with you know what?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Even that I kind of yeah, but they built No.
I knew Dyson was a footballer. When I looked at him,
I was like, he's a football But like Luke for example,
TikTok look book book talk, Luke, I was like, he
goes he introduced himself. I can't remember what or a
farmer or like your farmer NRL played, but in my
head I was like, no, but I know I know
(13:24):
your face right, So I was like, how do I
know him? Because it's definitely not from n r L.
And then like a half an hour later, he just
casually drops he was the Bachelor, Like, that's how it
happened to you?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Are Luke and Agual single?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well? He they were together for like six months for real,
they were for real, they were for real just contractual. No, no, no,
it was real. That will come up that chat mate,
Oh I did. I don't know how much it's going
to be on the show. I just grilled everyone for
Goss every single day, just like, give me the Goss
who had the best. A lot of people had great Goss.
(14:01):
There's someone coming that I'm not allowed to say yet.
There's someone who comes a bit later, and my god,
it's good for Goss. Oh my god, huge, But I
can't say who.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Do we know who it is?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yes, a huge name, huge name for a huge, huge name.
But any so that that's what I did. That's how
I covered that.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
So people don't have to worry about voting or anything
because it's.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Until the end.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I can.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But they said just you know, make sure you really
just chat with everyone. When I tell you this, it
is one of the strangest, most insane, intense experiences of
my entire life, because on day one you go from
a hotel room and they've taken your phone, they've taken
(14:47):
your laptop, they've taken the internet off the television in
the hotel room. You go from that to arriving in
a field for me WITHO who one hundred and fifty crew, tents, drones, cranes.
It is so massive and you read about it a
(15:09):
lot about how many how many crew work on the show,
and how many locals work on the show. It is
a giant production. When you when I arrived, I was
so whelmed. I was also you couldn't even talk talking
it you'd gone and medicated.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Which is that? Poor cap, poor poor cat.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Everyone who copped it from the producers who like, who,
what do you mean? Copped it? Well?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
You know who's here?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Did you be?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You will see ten million ideas in two minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You will see very quickly who I become very close
with very quickly. It's quite I mean, you honestly do
become very close very quick with everyone. But there's still
certain people you become like, I.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Don't understand that about reality shows is how you get
immersed into a world so quickly.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I cannot tell you how quickly you forget you're on TV.
It is so much quicker than you think. You think, oh,
it's going to take a week, it's going to take
a couple of days. Like there is a shower with
no hot water and it's just a running water tap
next to the creek.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And then that that's.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
In the wide open, fully filmed, fully miked up. There's
a microphone in there that's came.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I washed with your undesign.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I washed with bathers and a T shirt on. I'm
not getting I'm not meeting up on that. I also
did soap washers near the creek, like everyone was different.
You're allowed to take soap to the creek. Everything that
we use was good for the environment. Therefore it didn't work,
of course, nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Worse, nothing worse, all the co waters.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Nothing worked. A couple of the guys went full nude
day one or day two in the shower. They just
got here.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I go sportsmen. They're so used to it. If someone
if they're not in a shower fully naked, with someone
flicking their testicle with the towel? Are they even alive?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
So you just wait to see what happens tonight to
me on day on day one, k all I'll say
is when I arrived there on that first moment and
there's the red carpet out and you'll see it tonight.
It is just very intense and weird. All I could
see in the corner of my eye was a gigantic
crane and I just was like, Hey, all right, I
(17:23):
need to do a poop. Guys. One of the first
thing I said. I was like, everyone, I need to
do a poop.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
What happens when you have to do that? I don't
you might be doing that the creek.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
That happened, guys much to say, are we going to
cry when we watch you? That's up to you. I
don't know. You know, I.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Ride a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I think I cried a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
More than I thought.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I can't lie. I'll be very honest with our buckheads,
So I can't to come on this journey with something.
Something happened in there and my balls came down.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
You know what I believe. I believe I've been softening
you up for eighteen months it's been you that I've
really nearly restored you to factory seating. You've done something
whatever was done to you in the time, Sash, this
is what we do. We refashion people.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
You reset me and I go.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
In, you go and then you come out like what improved?
I love you. There's something I'm a phrase I've never
uttered before about you, as you know, which is what
there's something masculine about.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh you will see me not shave really then it
got patch and you'll see. But so, yeah, well, what was.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
The weirdest thing you ate? And bear in mind, we
all know you set your proclivities. There's a lot of
stuff that you're happy to eat that a lot of
us would.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I can't say, but I will just say this, Yeah,
I have ibs and count eat beans and literally fifty
of the food with beans. Now, people listening, let me
tell you this because I did think this stupidly. I'll
be honest with all of you. Going in. I thought
(19:20):
it's a TV show, right, a bit of man, Yeah right,
it's a TV show. Yeah right, They've just got to
make TV. When I tell you, it is the most intense,
real thing I've ever experience. It is very real. It
is a serving of porridge for breakfast, which is two
(19:40):
spoons maybe two heapspoons, and then you get a serving
of rice and a serving of beans and for the
rest of your day unless you win a charge and
that gets you a little bit more food for the camp.
And it is so real. And that was it was to.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Cry from hunger?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It was shocking. Did you cry from because I couldn't
eat fifty percent of it? Kate? I can't have the beans?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
But hang on, did they know you went in?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Then they swapped the beans to something else?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Did you have to say? Did you, on top of
everything else, have to say, I've got irriageable bottle thing?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
You know what about seven of us? Did you reckon me?
And the influencer doesn't have ibs that comes with us
full celing. Yeah, we just said there she got anxiety,
but everyone in there does. Yeah. Okay, So we were
doing something, what fun, We'll do something Once I was
like stop, stop, You're allowed to stop if you like
fear for your life. And I was like, I'm going
(20:36):
to poo because I had beans one day.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Oh, I had to go, but everyone has to poo.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But I had to stop in the middle of a
thing to stop to go and deal with that. But anyway,
we will talk about it as it happens, which is
very excited.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Wouldn't Anyway, we're so thrilled that happened. We're thrilled, and
now we get to share it with everyone.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So are you gonna actually are you going to watch
all the apps?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yes? Except for the week I'm away for a bit
because I'm also going to the jungle. Oh yeah, are
different to Jamaica for another TV another TV show.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
She's very exciting. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
So aside from that, So our next episode, while will
have seen it, will have seen.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You'll have seen the ones that people listening now have seen.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh dear, it's very confusing.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's so confusing.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Fuck, I can't remember how much I told you before
you win away about my book.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Do I take off my hat?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah? Take it off? Really take it off, smell it. Oh,
I didn't tell you how many rabbits or.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
How many rabbits did I wear? You didn't guess? Oh,
I'm going to say six.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Sash thirty two.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm wearing thirty two, thirty two.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Rabbits or thirty three in a kupraups a ray?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Can I just sell you. One thing I regret now
knowing that it's thirty six rabbits I made wearing the
hat and a scarf my signature. Look, yeah, but that's
all right. Why would here? It means I'm literally wearing
the hat for every minute I'm on this show.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
And what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Well, now, when I'm wearing thirty six rabbits.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
It's thirty two or thirty thirty two or thirty three.
But also they're a pasty, they're vermins.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Okay, yeah, I mean they cue take that rabbits.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, but also you may as well use them, use
every part of them. Nothing's going to work.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
And the first sign I was in over my head
saying yes to this show was when they sent me
an email asking me what size of kuba hat do
I wear? I supposed to know?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't know how many rabbits are you? How many
rabbits are how many rabbits?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
It is a beautifully made hat. Isn't there a size
in there? I've written your name in it?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Fifty six?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
You're a fifty six.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I hope that's not the amount of rabbits.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
No, no, that's not how lovely lovely anyway?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Well, done the cube, So will you just say to me?
Would you ask?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, I can't remember what I told you. So the
ongoing saga you know we carry, We all think that
magic happens on the thirty first of January and there's
going to be a whole new Yeah, January, I mean
the thirty first, the first of January.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You're on it, you know what, like a steel trap.
The finger is on the pulse.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Okay, yep, So I can't remember if I told you
that I got a writing coach that I came clean
with my publisher. Did this happen while you're away?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Fancy word for chat GPT.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
No use my writing coach. If I knew how to
do it, I would do it, but I'm too scared.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, you know I've been using it to use sashoes?
Is it the other day? So addictive? Kate? I like
took a photo of like a wall and went, show
me this wall. It's just good. I'm paying for it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Which one are you on?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I only know these all a month? But can I again? Kay,
you're good to talk to about this stuff. You've got
to help me with the guilt of using it because
of how much too much water it users.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Oh valvo. Oh, that's just pitiful. By the way, we're
just down. That's so pitiful, and it's just the feeble.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Thank you, that's feeble. That's the response I wanted.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, good, don't even worry about that. Worry about other
things like that. All the knowledge in the world is
owned by for evil men. Worry about stuff like that.
But don't worry about water.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Wrong, that's a buck up, yeah, because you know what
water I mean, that was a cause falls.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
From the heavens. Don't just worry more about that anyway.
If you're going to worry otherwise, don't worry about it.
Just enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Okay. So I came clean to my manager and my
oh my.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
God, yeah, tell me verbat them you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
So, I said, I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Nervous, I know.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I said, I'm really having trouble. I'm really stuck. And
my manager went and told the head of Simon Schuster,
my publishers, who's the most lovely man in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Who I swear is Las Simon.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, well I call him Simon, but I call them
these two of them, I call them Simon.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Is Simon and Schuster. Actually Simon and Schuster it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Was, but I think that was like one hundred years
ago maybe anyway. And he's exactly what you imagine a
publisher to be. Romantic novel hall yes, and a booming voice,
very literally, very clearly. There's no way he's going to read.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Jewelry on him, Like, oh no.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I don't think so. Maybe it's something understand I'm.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Seeing, like like like brown pants, nice.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Good shoes, yes, yes, very balance, beautiful man. He would
never wear his and he'd call them trousers and he'd
never wear them unbelted.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Right, he just get his pants pressed.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Oh, he's always immaculate, although I think in a bookish
foppish he rolls his shirt sleeves up. He's very handsome.
He could be a hero in a book that I
would never write.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And haven't read because it.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Would be too literary, you know. But he's he's like
Hugh Grant.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Grant was a bit more masculine. Okay, I'm getting someone
from Cludo that board game.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Well, I don't really know Cludo very well.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
From Cludo, one of them they always see the Actually,
you know, he's someone in the library. That's why I'm
linking it to just the library him when he could
him with unwritten book in the library. So I'm dead
(26:57):
and you're dead.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I went to a murder a mystery stay on that
one night.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, why was.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I telling you that? I can't remember anyway?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
There isn't there is.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
He's like a character from that. He's from an Agatha Christie.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I was getting a murder on the Orient experience.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yes, there is nothing, nothing on earth that could get
me to a murder mystery dinner.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It was much better than I thought because you got blotto.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
No, yeah, it was a food really, and at that
point I was an actor free fee.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
This is what it annoys me about those things I've
never gone to.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I'm got a bit carried away with my camera.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I'm just going to say, there's always someone that takes
it seriously.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And you're just trying to seriously fun.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I'd ask where the toilet is and they'd like, stick
with their accent this way, sir. I'd be like, no,
this is bad.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
One of my first jobs after acting school was doing
theater a theater. Well it wasn't theater restaurant, but it
was a dinner theater.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Show in a pub.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
That this guy had hired and we Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So you were a that's like the nicest way to
say you're a stroper. Yeah, you're at the pub.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, I'm at the part it's out, No, not tit's out,
but hot hot. And so that was and that was great.
I do not underestimate people who did in the theater.
And in fact, one of.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
The great closed down, the one in Melbourne does.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Things about Australia. Is there hardly any places anymore to
watch the actors and eat pretend?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, singing a chorus line where you have a bad steak.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yes, But I think Draculas is still like no, that's
the one on King Street which is in Briches.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh that's the one that closed down. That's they're all gone.
I don't think Draculas are still around.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
It's on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean maybe where else center are going to go
for their Christmas?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah? Correct? And also where you can take nana and
a five year old, like it's perfect. Why was I
telling you that? So I can clean? I came clean,
and you know what, there's ever something that will make
you love someone eternally because I was so ashamed, Like
(29:07):
you know, there's one thing about me. I normally keep
a deadline.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I feel sorry for bullying you for so long about
it now.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Oh god, that's like the water mate. Don't worry about it.
It's what people just that's.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
To say water correctly, not in a Melbourne accent. I'm
going to say water water.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
What do we say water?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Water?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Water? Anyway, don't worry you. I'm so immune to your
bullying that you know. Once I go home and I
have a light weep about it, I sort of wake
up the next day and it's all forgotten. Once I've
cried myself to sleep anyway, you know what he said?
Of course she can't do it. Why would she be
(29:50):
able to do it?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
She's never done it before.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Let me have a think. And then he said, I've
got someone who's perfect. Get a load of She's a
I think she's a professor or she's a lecturer at
Adelaide UNI. Her name's Amy Matthews. She's a writer as well.
She's written a couple of books, one of which I
coincidentally had. She teaches a PhD class. There's thirteen of them,
(30:16):
and guess what they're doing for their PhD? Romance writing
romance novels. Anyway, I had one session with her on
the phone. Maybe we zoomed on one session, and she
gave me the best advice ever.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Can you repeat it?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yes, if anyone's writing, if you're doing any projects.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm creative. I have my new show coming out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
So she said to me, do you have a magic chapter?
Straight away without her explaining on you what that meant.
But there's a part that gives you goosebumps. That's the
connection part. And I said, yes, there is a scene
in my mind that is the magic chapter. She said,
this is what you do, This is what I suggest.
Because she's also got a lovely manner. She's not bossy
(31:04):
like me or you.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
She's really actually not bossy at all. What I'm not bossy?
Do you think I'm bossy? Is it bossy? Or is
it just knowing my boundaries and making them known?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, pleasn't how pleasant those people are. I
just know my boundaries.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yep, love you.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
So I said to my parents, if you're not vaccinated,
you're not coming for Christmas. I just know my boundaries. Yep.
You're a great person. Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Anyway, I'm a leo. Yeah, I am Yeah, I know,
I say I'm a Leo.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Why do you throw that because you're I'm here at
the sneak, I'm here at the GIMMI piece.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Because when people say I'm a Leo, that's their way
of saying I have boundaries and you've crossed them. Yes,
you say it all the time about things, and you'll
be saying something. You'll be like sorry, but I'm a Yeah,
you'll say something the sorry.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Me say it like that only if we're talking about
star signs. Anyway, whatever, I am a leo and I
am astrological royalty. Did you see me in the jungle?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
What a lion? Yes, yes I did. I actually I
got to think about everything. Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Actually, Yeah, anyway, so I had one that session with her,
I went away. I wrote the magic chapter. It was
so good that now I've written three or four more
chapters Sash and the one I just sent to Sash.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I loved it.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, yesterday, So what we total chapters? I hadn't rough No, no, no,
it's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Last time the way the last time it was zero three.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
No it's not three, but it's probably.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It was zero. Last time.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I've written probably about fifteen thousand words. That is yeah,
my co host, so I had a writing accident involving
so we just need to issue a warning to our listeners.
Buckwhets are buckheads, buccaneers, buckstickles, buccaloonies, buck bukaroo.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I've just closed my eyes. I was thinking, you're going
very quick because you're in the zone, because you're riding
very well.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Okay, Palazzo pants are a health hazard. You know the
government loves to put out government warning about Okay, they're
wide legged pants.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You know, they're very in vogue. Billie Eilish is the reason.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I think, of course every woman it wears a wide
legged pants. Some of them, like me, also have to
be wide around the waist, but a lot of classic
palazzo panned out of the sins the waist, yet wide
at the ankle. And they are a hazard because your
toe hooks in them, particularly coming up or downstairs. So
(34:00):
I woke up one morning we were down at the beach.
This is what I would do. I'd wake up every morning,
I'd go up to the bungalow, so when everyone else
woke up, I was without distraction. This was after the
visitors left. There were lots of visitors. I would write
up there till you know whatever, eight nine, ten o'clock. Right,
So I'm talking about going up there at some morning's
five o'clock, some morning six o'clock anyway, and I'm making
(34:24):
I take my iPad up there, and then I take
and I have to take my phone so I can dongle.
Blah blah blah. There's no Wi fi. All of this
make you twitch.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
There's no water.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'd take a water bottle. Yeah, we've got beautiful tank water. Anyway.
Then i'd come back. I'd make a coffee and i'd
take my coffee and my water bottle. But because I'm
drinking from a glass water bottle.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Done, yeah asmr tuppy tap yeah hmmm, it's good.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, because I don't want the purffers. Yeah, puffs, yeah,
the purfers.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
What's prefer puff?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I was think it's I think it was a yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I've always thought removed like you wouldn't got.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
That said, only ladies get.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
What's that? Pussy? Everyone the end?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
And I think that is a thing.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Fat pussy, pussy fat.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It's got a turn. It's very similar.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Talking about the danger chopping on.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Say it. I think am I saying, I've got a
plump puss, so I have to be careful.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
We just went from fat to anyway plump.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I was going up the pathway, the concrete pathway to
the bungalow. My toe hooked in my pants. Down I went.
My glass water bottle shattered on the concrete path. Glass
flew everywhere, including into my Oh my god, I saw
(35:56):
that bleed so badly and so deep. I actually thought
have I said it an artery? But then I there
was so much blood, sash. I should have taken a picture.
I'm so annoyed I didn't. There was so much bud.
But then I realized, buck up, here we go. It
was actually when this smash, water splashed on my arm,
(36:19):
so it looked like there was much more blood, but there.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Was a lot of blood. Drink your water, blood, Have
your water at all times.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
And I had to go in and tend to myself.
And one of my kids said to me, Mum, did
you cry? And I said no, it didn't even occur
to me to cry. God, God, what didn't ever occur
to me?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I was more a tower of.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
String, more devastated that I missed out on my days
riding because I was a bit wobbly. Afterwards, the pater
got up and he wrapped a bandage around it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh he was lovely, was what a buck?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yes? Anyway, then I wrote other chapters after that.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
So I'm on my way.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I'm on my way.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
We've forgotten, We've forgotten a lot. Okay, So I've got
to tell you I haven't even looked at my list yet.
About forever chemicals, I've got it wrong.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I'll tell you why, because you know how I told
you I wasn't being rude when I said, okay, what
you think now I'm going to read it paid Okay,
the term foopa, which I got mixed up with poof
forever chemicals.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah, but you're actually talking about.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Fat upper pussy area. And then someone said, comfortingly.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Isn't it known as a what wasn't knowner? There's another word,
is it?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Oh? You gunt? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, but I think gantes. I think gantes like more
is a bit higher, whereas this is I like into
the buck up vote this is. It's such a great term,
both of them. But fupa I've never been confident about
because chemicals spell p u f a p u.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, you don't want to get this wrong. In a
homework store, okay, the term FOPA referred to the we
don't need it, we know what it is. We know
what it is now. The v V the V bit
on the top.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Of the gene that was fat. It literally stood for
fat upper pussy area. Nowadays people its stomach's fooper. What
a forever chemicals Anyway, someone said please because I love this,
and this is like obviously someone who's who's been called
its just having a fuper doesn't mean that you're fat.
(39:03):
Comfort yourself with that.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
That's really not.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Now I'm going to give there's.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Some buckheads listening that have a fe I just want
you to know that, hey.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
But also, you know what you want? A foopa?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
You do want a foo?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Well, no one wants a skinny pussy?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Bony, you don't want I mean for a scrape.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
No one wants that.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Bounce some bounce.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Speaking of flo yeah, hang on, I've got to look
up forevergin so much to say we've got mail.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Chemicals purfers.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Uh the acronym for me p f a p fa.
Oh my god, it's so close, it's so close. And guys,
please get it right. Because if you go into Target
and you go up to the woman and you say,
I've got a foopaupa, I need your help with my cookware.
I'm really worried about my fuper. What am I saying wrong?
(39:57):
What is it again? Say it again? Purfers the other one.
They're too close. I'm sorry, but hey, the plastic community,
you know, when they had their meeting in the boardroom,
they should have done a little bit more research when
they put it up on their whiteboard about what to
warn people about.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Correct some.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Finance should have put an arm up and said, hey,
this is too close to my giant.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Okay, I believe perhaps people's foopers are from the purpose.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh you think so? It's plastic.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
It's like because krem disrupted.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Like break it and all the little plastic. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
You don't have the right to speak about about women's
poofas like that.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I mean, you know what, I took it too far
and you put up your boundaries.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I did interest.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Wokes out.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
It all comes around, you said, floss.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Oh yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Happy New Year, Kate Nathan Sar thank you. I wanted
to share this cake because she didn't get much support
for this when she declared this during a net last year,
could be anything. I don't get a lot of support,
so true, it's not my foopah.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yeah, I'm in my poofa. Well, if you underwear were
some underware.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Last night, I was sitting with my six year old daughter, Hallie,
watching some TV, maybe Haley, or maybe it's like Halle's comment,
no notes Hli watching some TV. I hear a sound
that sounded like she was flossing her teeth.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
What was she flossing?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
I looked over and she's flossing her teeth.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
With her hair. Some creago.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Hallie, it's your birthday, go Halle.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Well that's that famous clip of your saying that you
floss with your hair and a woman commented, you're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Dad think that it's necessary to take us back to that, but.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
That's that's where it's come from, what the woman said,
you're an idiot. Yeah, And so now this is the report.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
That's how laters to the show normally work. They reference
something that we've said on the show.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I have been through quite a lot recently, and I'm
not fully recovered. I'll be the first person to say
I've got a bit of PTSD happening.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah you wait, I love it anyway, love the pod,
have a fabulous twenty twenty six. Thank you, Jade. We
love that Hailey slash Hallie doesn't listen to this episode
except for this message of her just specifically messaging her
I don't want to hear about what her future holds,
do you know what I mean? Not necessarily, I get it?
(42:47):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I reckon? We're going to get the old time radio
ready for this. Have you ever been in a situation
where you you don't you don't realize the price of something,
or you've been confused about something, but then it's too late,
and then there's some people listening in, there's a line
of people behind you, and you can't.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
You've got to brazen it, and you've just got to
do it.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah, you've got to do it. I stupidly, I'm not
going to name names. Walked past a little bakery and
I remembered, oh my god, this bakery is TikTok famous.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Hang on, is it the one with the cinnamon scroll?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
No, no cheesecakes? And I went or fridge. I don't know,
maybe both or one or that's a good question. And
there a little line, and you know what, I'm a Melbourne,
I'm a Melbournie. And there's a line line, there's a
line on line.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
I know your line.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
And Melbournie doesn't even ask, well there's a line, and
I go, yeah, a couple of hipsters lining up behind them.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
This way your cavid jab That's why everyone was desperate.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
At covid jads cheesecakes. You never stop. So all right,
So I get in there a little bit of a weight.
Oh it's cheesecake. Okay, yes, sweet, you didn't even know.
I just knew it was No, I knew the bakery.
I remember the bakery.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Is it Baker Blue?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
I can't remember they now.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And so I get to the front. I was like, okay,
well I didn't know what to get, so just let's
just get one of these I have. Well, there's two
two options of the cheesecake. Okay, the New York or the.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Regular York or the regular So.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
I thought, okay, I'll get both.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
One of the friends looking at them.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
One was white, one was not. Oh yeah right. See
the size of Sasha's diary. That's the size of it,
so half the size of an A four piece of
paper is one piece, one piece half the size of
a it's a good piece, but it's still small. That's
not small. Small, that's not small. That's small.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
The cheesecake, that's cheesecakes normally in a.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
We okay, well, here I go. I was seventy five dollars, yes, yes, yeah,
seventy basically, I'm sorry, yeah, seventy five dollars, four eggs
and sugar.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Excuse old man? All right, no, no, all right, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Hello the cover. Oh do I normally speak yet? Oh
my god, we're so rusty in you seventy five dollars
for your cheesecakesir?
Speaker 3 (45:35):
There you go, Yeah, that's outrage it come on, but
if you break it down.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
No, I'm not breaking it down.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Let me just tell you, because I believe you've never
baked a cheesecake. I haven't, Okay, so let me tell
you what's in a cheesecake. Cheese, so cream cheese, cream cheese,
which is four dollars fifty maybe five dollars a block,
so it's at least two blocks or three blocks.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
They're buying it, getting a discount for the shop.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
They are, Come on about did it have a crust?
A butternut snap crumb. It was crum base. Yeah, it
had an amazing base. Also, guess what that base is.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Held the most incredible I've ever had eight dollars or
nine dollars for a block, now seventy five dollar.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
I actually don't find it. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
But I'm on and I went, oh, yep, of course to.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Heavy. Was it not small?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
They were so unbelievably heavy.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, because there's a lot of ingredients.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
But the ingredients are the basics, mate.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
No, there's thirty dollars worth of ingredients.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Easily in the thirty dollars, they're getting a discount, and
you know what, say something, are you going on board here?
And I needed you more on board.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
I showed you me. No, I'm al shocked.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I need you standing next to you.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
I do pineapple time. You're right, I've been a poor ally. However,
I'm at the point where I say every time we're
in a cafe.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Which is not that often, but I'm going to stop
you there. Yeah you said it last year, and I'm
with you. I don't have to pay. I'm happy to
pay for interially.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Don't know how they make any money A cheesecake but
they're baking. They're getting up at dawn two.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Cheesecakes, saying cheesecakes, two pieces of a cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
An age because they have an A four page I
hang on a four.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Half of Maybe I'm getting my a's wrong.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, I think maybe getting you rong. Hang on, let's
hold it up so people can say, that's a large piece.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Of seventy five dollars.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
You would have had seventy You have been rich cheesecake.
You have a piece like that that would have been
one to six pieces of cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
This is the year of compelling content on the buck
up every year there next to me, next.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
What is your ally?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
You have?
Speaker 3 (47:57):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
I YEA support you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (48:04):
And that is scandalous. And on the way home, I'm
going to drive pass and throw bricks through the winds.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That's what I wanted.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
We have them.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
I think they're you know what, I'd give you fifty
bucks and even that, it's.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Like twenty five dollars for a chunk of cheese is good?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's good? Come on?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah. And it's also it's not like you're going in
and buying a frozen cheesecake from the stupid market.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
That's all whipped and frothy. I also have to tell
you the stupidest moment of my life. And i''m not
right yet, guys, I'm still recovering. But AnyWho, well.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Also you did, you did quite a long stint of
time unmedicated.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Thank you. Cody's couldn't find his phone right at our
house the other day. Couldn't find his phone, Okay, what
are looking whatever? Then an hour later I get into
the car to go to the shop and his phone
is in the car.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
I love him.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I grabbed my phone and text him, your phone is
in the car, idiot?
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Who's the idiot?
Speaker 2 (49:09):
And it took mened I didn't even do it. Quick
talk me about your food, I reckon a minute, two minutes,
You've just texted the phone that's in the car. I'm
not right, You're not right, but you know what.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
And I don't know if this will be comforting to
you or not, but I suggest you draw some comfort
from it.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Okay, please tell me you've.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Never been right, So it's not that you're coming back
to us damage.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
That I won't let me tell you this. Yeah, this
is little tell you this sing around to us talking
about the jungle at the start. You everyone sneak and
you Kate and you sash. When you go about our day,
We're on our phones, We're scrolling, we're watching TV, we're
(50:07):
listening to podcasts, We're talking to whoever's in the house.
I am telling you this. When that is taken away
from you, when everything is taken away from you, every
your bathroom, your bed, and your family, your privacy, your phone, everything,
you will in about six hours time realize how broken
(50:27):
you are. You meet yourself, You meet yourself. And let
me tell you this show that people do this jungle
we you notice in everyone's face, noticing their eyes, you
just start breaking. Honestly, I'm over. I think I'm up there.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Oh my goodness. I can't wait. And don't take this
the wrong way. I can't wait to see you cry.
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Well, let me tell you there will be ample opportunity,
my friend.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
I love it, love it.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh we need to a text. We do and I'm
raw don in this so I'll be hearing it for
the first time. To be ready. Yes, our first text
from mom for twenty twenty six and thank you for
seeing them.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
In continue Oh yeah, send them.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
In the log segment, that will never leave us.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
Well, I know it's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Hi Cat, hope you're okayin enjoying some better weather. I
had a good day today. David has begun the prep
for the painting, and Lee came to measure up for
the new front fence, so it's all systems go. I've
just had a call from Jemima and Dimmy. He's had
a fall and has three fractures in her ankle, so
she will be out of action for a while. Such
(51:42):
bad luck for her and very painful. It's nice brother outside,
so I think it'll be sache like for a little
while before I cook your dinner. I just love daylight
saving It's a text from XXX Mum. We've had a fracture.
We've had a fracture, but we've also had daylight.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yeah, and home repeats and dinner and dinner that would
have been perfect, would be if she was if she'd
included what she was cooking for dinner. I'd like a
bit more detail, as you know about food.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Yes, I love you know.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
I'd forgotten that we did this, but Sasha French said
we solicited, so apparently we asked for people to send
in things weird things their mothers do just mum thinks,
of course, So Shelley obliged.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
She's okay, we're growing text from hem.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
There we are. And also the personality of a mother.
Mothers are unique. Seriously, they hold up half the sky.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Bloody men.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
I'm not disrespecting what dads do. You care around and
see what they're doing. Yeah, but they were missing a
different way because they were a silent mess. You're not
getting anywhere with it, do you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
I'm working on a bit at the moment about how
a dad just stairs way stairs, oh way stairs, just
not here, not in the room.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
And you do that thing out When the phone rang
at home, it was never for d It would just
say silence.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Give I love it.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Tell the bits I remember, all right, So.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah, everything is memorable. In my live show, Snak, what
was a compliment, it was thank you.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
I can't remember half the thing I've said on this
and this So my mom, this is Shelley. My mom
has chairs at family dinners. You'll never guess how this
sentences that are only for skinny people.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Oh my god, this is peak mom, isn't it. I
thought you were going to say just forget.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Yeah, you know that's my mate.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
You wouldn't just for skinny.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
You have to be under seventy kilos to sit on them.
Otherwise you are on.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
The fat chesches.
Speaker 3 (54:10):
She calls them the fat chess, the fat chess, and
you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
What happened before people come over. Mum would say, go
to the shed and get the fat chest. I need
three more cats coming over. It's coming over.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Nate, of course, will be fine in a skin will
need a fat chair. In fact, you better bring her
to because one of the might collapse under her weight, and.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Mum would throw judgment in. She'd be like, well, you've
got to get one more because she hasn't lost her
baby weight yet.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
Each dinner she double checks visual check that you are
sitting on the correct chair. Your wait makes you feel
really welcome and good about yourself.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
And then Anonymous please Shelley is her Fatnonymous and skinny
Chess love it fat because you know that old saying,
what do gay men and straight women have in common?
What an eating disorder from their mum? I don't know,
that's what we all sharing commons.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
I love it well, you know I got my foop
from my mum.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Oh my God, imagine she has fouper chairs.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
She has fruper chairs at a buck.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
I missed you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
Buck will be back.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
Buck will be back every week, much more to say,
coming up and p fats you know, p fat, pifaz,
PIFAs or fooper foopers. It's so conveused. Which is the which?
Which one is?
Speaker 3 (55:38):
What I've got?
Speaker 2 (55:39):
No, No, I would never say what have I got?
Speaker 3 (55:41):
Well, you would like to get a scan pan? So
you're full of piffers and.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
I'm still using that pan. And I swear boards to
wood What did you chop on in the in the
jungle they had a bit of We had wooden chopping
boards and very very blunt instruments.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
Really, yes, your wit could have sharpened. Though.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Oh god, she's good. When she's good, I tell you
what love is. You're welcome at my house anytime you
want to be on my skinny chairs. What we forgot
to You've got to tell.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
People, Oh, you weighed fifty seven kilos when you come
out of the jungle. That is literally I don't think
there's anyone in my house.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Hey, that ways straight to the skinny chair.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
I think our dog ways more than the buck up
podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and him Nate Valvo.
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound
by the magnificent Yak Lawrence you might call him Jack.
And Dom Evans, Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, hey, bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It will cut you off with the knees, then gift
you a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bout
bye bye about about.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
About about about a twenty bad.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
About twenty six, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I just forgot the year twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And we can't forget the year.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
We cannot forget the year because.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It is so is a special, amazing okay things this year,
one of them has already happened.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Year of the horse. Here.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I hate people to talk about Chinese astrology. I mean, unless,
of course they're Chinese.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Like you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Cover that. It's so dumb. Came the dumbest honey the rabbit.
The rabbit is industry. I'm a snake.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I was worried I was going to be a dragon
to a positive start to the year here of the buck.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And to our Chinese this is cincha.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
There we go ja our first accident for twenty twenty
six accent.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was an We was using the Chinese. You know
there's six of them. Lo, Nate Valvo. Now we got
this distracted.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
We got distracted for a litt bit. I had this
is the longest time, for the longest time. Oh, for
the longest time. We had Christmas break.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
He has been away, blah blah blah. That's why we
had to get Hughsey into play. Was Nathan? Where was
Nathan Walvo?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Getting somewhere in the Getting Hughsey on for that was
a big towel, by the way, Yeah, you say it was.
But people, I had messages, Yeah, I had.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
From us, don't come my day. We found a.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Replacement since I last saw you too, hang on to.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh my goodness, it's the greatest produice in the last
it's such.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
A friend's bad.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's just full of beans, isn't she She's chocolate block.
And we played poker. Oh yeah, you poke pokon.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Art had you early pocon On one. I'm gonna guess Sush.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Of course she did, because she'd been practicing.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Can I also say I reckon? She would have been
the only one paying attention.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But also I had you know what, guess what I had.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm surprised you finished a game.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
All right? You know what I'd expended all my energy on.
She's like, I've been practicing driving down the beach. Price
is driving and I'm playing on the poker ip. You
know what I was doing organizing costumes for us to
wear to our first poker eye costume. My goodness, so
our friend people shout out. Pebe collects vintage. He plays
(03:35):
in the what's it called sush Well Poker every year
in Vegas. He goes to Vegas for a mink.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Can not just say something very quickly on those I
call bullshit on letting people wear sunglasses. That's half the game.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Well now they won't be able to allowed to wear sunglasses.
They could have red yeah, red visual you know those
ones you could send away four on the back of comics.
We can see through people's clothes to their underwe.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Those glasses, I'm sure they work X ray any.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
X ray visions, alex vintage satin poker jackets. So I
got a pink one and a purple one for me
and such and two of his limited edition World Series
poker hats. She of course wore a cap.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Because she's a twelve year a golf cap, a trucker cap.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay wow, And I wore a cowboy hat. And when
Kitty opened the.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Door, Katy Fannigan was there, it was her hat at
her hand.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Okay, well, I thing to name check her. Just let
you just well, it could be Kitty Cat.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So many kiddies, there's a lot of kitty Sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Anyway, when she opened the door there we both were
playing what what would we have been playing? Come on,
what we're going to play poker?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
What are we?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
She opens by.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Gaga, We were playing.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You gotta know when to hold them, know when to
fold them, know when.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
To Never heard of it? Never heard of it?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
The Gambler I've never heard by Kenny Rogers.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh sorry, sorry, I'm not equipped of Kenny Rogers info.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You this is Have you been replaced by aar wherever you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Be, Kenny Rogers?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Have you never heard that song? People are always playing
that song.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's getting Kenny Rogers shame.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
No, but it's wisdom to live by. You've got nowhere
to hold them, No, when to fold them, no, when
to walk away? No, when to run? You never count
your money while you're sitting at the table. There'll be
time enough for counting when the dealing starts.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh god, that's good. Can I can I give you
a little song by Lady Gaga. Listen in here we go.
Poker Face, poker Face, Oka face. I want to hold
them like they do in Texas. Please hold them. Let
them something, baby, you'ld me beautiful stuff. That's poetry.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
All right, we'll play that next time next time. But
our point was you've missed a lot that we've been
up to. Huh, because you have been.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I've got something to put on you ready, oh for you?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Goodness? Okay, So people have to watch the videos. You
know what this is is a visual Oh my, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I went to the jungle.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You went to the jungle.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I went to the South African jungle to film, to
film a television shop called I'm a Celebrity, Get me
out of here. And I'm currently wearing for the first
time in my life. And Kubrat and the coopra hats.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, buzzy. Oh so you know a coubra hats are
made out of felts.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, guess how many rabbits in ankoupra Ha. The vegans
sash even you're a lambs.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
For the vegan barcairs. This is not a good start.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well vegan, you told me that there's not many vegans
on the lab.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right, how many dead rabbits do I currently have on
my head?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Okay, you're supposed to be gazing one night.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We I can't say that. I'm not allowed to. Okay,
So so nervous.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, So the series is about to start to night.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, the time they listened to this started all.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This is all I know so far.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh, be careful you get catapulted out of our.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh yes, episode one. I'm the very first thing that
happens to me when I get there games.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
But bear in mind, Sash and I've also had a
lot of anxiety.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Same from you, same from you.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
We didn't have anxiety. You exflicted your anxiety on us.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It doesn't leave, It doesn't leave when I get there.
You know what you are?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
What am I competitive from? I am?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Here's the thing right.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And a hard worker?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh that's nice, thank you, And.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
As proven by the fact that you work with us
and seem to like it, no matter how onerous, have venomous,
how tires and the other personalities are you make up whistling?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I mean, hey, venomous snakes. I'm in the studio too,
and so you're right. Okay, all I'll say is this
the reason why we're a bit nervous chatty about it
is obviously everyone knows now that we have recorded.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It, recorded it, but not the ending, and not the.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Ending, the audience will still vote for the winner and stuff.
So I am back. But that's kind of all we're
allowed to say. I'm allowed to tell you much more.
Hang on as it airs, we are allowed to talk
about it on this pot and we will.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
All right, here's my question. Okay, you know every year
people go, I'm it's equity may nine to any them, right,
that's just just standard.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, thing, it happens.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
How many people?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
How many people look at my social media feeds, it
literally happened.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
How many people recognized you? So? And how many people
did you?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
That's very good? Yeah, yeah, it's a very good question.
I was surprised with who I recognized because you forget
what's in your head. You don't realize what you take
the stuff, just things you've seen and shows that you've seen.
You're like freemes that you've seen all that sort of stuff. Well,
so okay, for example, for example, Gary Sweet, do we
(09:35):
know that this is coming out Tuesday morning? Before they know?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
All of them?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
All of them cut up, But.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Say you know what you're in the jungle, mate, You've
got no control. Stop telling people what they can cut out,
what they can leave in. Just let go.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Let it got very let on the phone to me today.
That's all they're stressing. Yeah, but they gave us. I'm
going to answer your question. So the biggest shock that
I had on who I recognized straight away, and it
must have been in his eyes, was the Brady Bunch
kid who's now not a kid, he's now seventy, Barry seventy,
(10:16):
Greg Greg Greg is now seventy or nearly seventy, maybe
just aged.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He's a classic old American.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He's an old American guy, charming man. But I recognized him.
Isn't that odd? There's something There was something in his face, yeah,
hang in his eyes that I was like, that's a
Brady Bunch kid. Really, I got it straight away?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Did other people get it? No?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I got Rachel went straight away.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And also the younger, younger cast members, have they seen
the Brady Bunch very it's widely accepted. I mean they've
seen every.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Movie my generation. It was four thirty every day on
TV you come home from school.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, a brady bunch of movies. Subsequently stuff with new
casts though, right, Oh that's so.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You don't You definitely don't recognize everyone. But I'm good.
I recognize most, but I know I knew a lot
of people maybe aren't across stand.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Up was Rachel Hunter gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Oh, she's really fun. I can't wait for you if
she got of course, she's so gorgeous in person, You're like,
holy crap, what does she do? There was still times
I was one of yours slut She's not.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
That was a joke about it. She was a New Zealander.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
There were much for twenty twenty six. No, I want
to kick off with slut shaming. I want to know
a slut shaming.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
On the slut's not really the right term.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I love it. I love her, very pro big fan
love her. Yeah. And the hardest thing so far, and
I really do mean this, and we will talk about
it as it goes. We have so much to talk
about over the next few weeks. I can't wait. But
the two hardest things have been not being able to
talk about it. Yeah, because normally when you do this show.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, it's on in real time.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's on in real time, so we can talk about
it even, right. Yeah. So the first day to get
over that thing of not knowing if people knew who
I was or not, the first thing I said was
just who I am? Every time I just as soon
as I saw someone, I'm a comedian.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Right, and they're like, I'm one of the producers.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I know that, just even though who Yeah, just to
save the embarrassment, because I feel like those first couple
of days, everyone's got that anxiety of who knows who
I am?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Because how many people did you know?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Out of out of like the twelve or thirteen I
would say straight away by looking at them, you would like, yeah,
like ten or eleven.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Sports people you would have struggled with you know what?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Even that I kind of yeah, but they built No.
I knew Dyson was a footballer. When I looked at him,
I was like, he's a football But like Luke for example,
TikTok look book book talk, Luke, I was like, he
goes he introduced himself. I can't remember what or a
farmer or like your farmer NRL played, but in my
head I was like, no, but I know I know
(13:24):
your face right, So I was like, how do I
know him? Because it's definitely not from n r L.
And then like a half an hour later, he just
casually drops he was the Bachelor, Like, that's how it
happened to you?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Are Luke and Agual single?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well? He they were together for like six months for real,
they were for real, they were for real just contractual. No, no, no,
it was real. That will come up that chat mate,
Oh I did. I don't know how much it's going
to be on the show. I just grilled everyone for
Goss every single day, just like, give me the Goss
who had the best. A lot of people had great Goss.
(14:01):
There's someone coming that I'm not allowed to say yet.
There's someone who comes a bit later, and my god,
it's good for Goss. Oh my god, huge, But I
can't say who.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Do we know who it is?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yes, a huge name, huge name for a huge, huge name.
But any so that that's what I did. That's how
I covered that.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
So people don't have to worry about voting or anything
because it's.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Until the end.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I can.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But they said just you know, make sure you really
just chat with everyone. When I tell you this, it
is one of the strangest, most insane, intense experiences of
my entire life, because on day one you go from
a hotel room and they've taken your phone, they've taken
(14:47):
your laptop, they've taken the internet off the television in
the hotel room. You go from that to arriving in
a field for me WITHO who one hundred and fifty crew, tents, drones, cranes.
It is so massive and you read about it a
(15:09):
lot about how many how many crew work on the show,
and how many locals work on the show. It is
a giant production. When you when I arrived, I was
so whelmed. I was also you couldn't even talk talking
it you'd gone and medicated.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Which is that? Poor cap, poor poor cat.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Everyone who copped it from the producers who like, who,
what do you mean? Copped it? Well?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
You know who's here?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Did you be?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You will see ten million ideas in two minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You will see very quickly who I become very close
with very quickly. It's quite I mean, you honestly do
become very close very quick with everyone. But there's still
certain people you become like, I.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Don't understand that about reality shows is how you get
immersed into a world so quickly.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I cannot tell you how quickly you forget you're on TV.
It is so much quicker than you think. You think, oh,
it's going to take a week, it's going to take
a couple of days. Like there is a shower with
no hot water and it's just a running water tap
next to the creek.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And then that that's.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
In the wide open, fully filmed, fully miked up. There's
a microphone in there that's came.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I washed with your undesign.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I washed with bathers and a T shirt on. I'm
not getting I'm not meeting up on that. I also
did soap washers near the creek, like everyone was different.
You're allowed to take soap to the creek. Everything that
we use was good for the environment. Therefore it didn't work,
of course, nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Worse, nothing worse, all the co waters.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Nothing worked. A couple of the guys went full nude
day one or day two in the shower. They just
got here.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I go sportsmen. They're so used to it. If someone
if they're not in a shower fully naked, with someone
flicking their testicle with the towel? Are they even alive?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
So you just wait to see what happens tonight to
me on day on day one, k all I'll say
is when I arrived there on that first moment and
there's the red carpet out and you'll see it tonight.
It is just very intense and weird. All I could
see in the corner of my eye was a gigantic
crane and I just was like, Hey, all right, I
(17:23):
need to do a poop. Guys. One of the first
thing I said. I was like, everyone, I need to
do a poop.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
What happens when you have to do that? I don't
you might be doing that the creek.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
That happened, guys much to say, are we going to
cry when we watch you? That's up to you. I
don't know. You know, I.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Ride a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I think I cried a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
More than I thought.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I can't lie. I'll be very honest with our buckheads,
So I can't to come on this journey with something.
Something happened in there and my balls came down.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
You know what I believe. I believe I've been softening
you up for eighteen months it's been you that I've
really nearly restored you to factory seating. You've done something
whatever was done to you in the time, Sash, this
is what we do. We refashion people.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
You reset me and I go.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
In, you go and then you come out like what improved?
I love you. There's something I'm a phrase I've never
uttered before about you, as you know, which is what
there's something masculine about.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh you will see me not shave really then it
got patch and you'll see. But so, yeah, well, what was.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
The weirdest thing you ate? And bear in mind, we
all know you set your proclivities. There's a lot of
stuff that you're happy to eat that a lot of
us would.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I can't say, but I will just say this, Yeah,
I have ibs and count eat beans and literally fifty
of the food with beans. Now, people listening, let me
tell you this because I did think this stupidly. I'll
be honest with all of you. Going in. I thought
(19:20):
it's a TV show, right, a bit of man, Yeah right,
it's a TV show. Yeah right, They've just got to
make TV. When I tell you, it is the most intense,
real thing I've ever experience. It is very real. It
is a serving of porridge for breakfast, which is two
(19:40):
spoons maybe two heapspoons, and then you get a serving
of rice and a serving of beans and for the
rest of your day unless you win a charge and
that gets you a little bit more food for the camp.
And it is so real. And that was it was to.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Cry from hunger?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
It was shocking. Did you cry from because I couldn't
eat fifty percent of it? Kate? I can't have the beans?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
But hang on, did they know you went in?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Then they swapped the beans to something else?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Did you have to say? Did you, on top of
everything else, have to say, I've got irriageable bottle thing?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
You know what about seven of us? Did you reckon me?
And the influencer doesn't have ibs that comes with us
full celing. Yeah, we just said there she got anxiety,
but everyone in there does. Yeah. Okay, So we were
doing something, what fun, We'll do something Once I was
like stop, stop, You're allowed to stop if you like
fear for your life. And I was like, I'm going
(20:36):
to poo because I had beans one day.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Oh, I had to go, but everyone has to poo.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
But I had to stop in the middle of a
thing to stop to go and deal with that. But anyway,
we will talk about it as it happens, which is
very excited.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Wouldn't Anyway, we're so thrilled that happened. We're thrilled, and
now we get to share it with everyone.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So are you gonna actually are you going to watch
all the apps?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yes? Except for the week I'm away for a bit
because I'm also going to the jungle. Oh yeah, are
different to Jamaica for another TV another TV show.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
She's very exciting. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
So aside from that, So our next episode, while will
have seen it, will have seen.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You'll have seen the ones that people listening now have seen.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh dear, it's very confusing.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's so confusing.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Fuck, I can't remember how much I told you before
you win away about my book.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Do I take off my hat?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah? Take it off? Really take it off, smell it. Oh,
I didn't tell you how many rabbits or.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
How many rabbits did I wear? You didn't guess? Oh,
I'm going to say six.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Sash thirty two.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm wearing thirty two, thirty two.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Rabbits or thirty three in a kupraups a ray?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Can I just sell you. One thing I regret now
knowing that it's thirty six rabbits I made wearing the
hat and a scarf my signature. Look, yeah, but that's
all right. Why would here? It means I'm literally wearing
the hat for every minute I'm on this show.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
And what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Well, now, when I'm wearing thirty six rabbits.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
It's thirty two or thirty thirty two or thirty three.
But also they're a pasty, they're vermins.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Okay, yeah, I mean they cue take that rabbits.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, but also you may as well use them, use
every part of them. Nothing's going to work.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
And the first sign I was in over my head
saying yes to this show was when they sent me
an email asking me what size of kuba hat do
I wear? I supposed to know?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't know how many rabbits are you? How many
rabbits are how many rabbits?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
It is a beautifully made hat. Isn't there a size
in there? I've written your name in it?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Fifty six?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
You're a fifty six.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I hope that's not the amount of rabbits.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
No, no, that's not how lovely lovely anyway?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Well, done the cube, So will you just say to me?
Would you ask?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Okay, I can't remember what I told you. So the
ongoing saga you know we carry, We all think that
magic happens on the thirty first of January and there's
going to be a whole new Yeah, January, I mean
the thirty first, the first of January.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You're on it, you know what, like a steel trap.
The finger is on the pulse.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Okay, yep, So I can't remember if I told you
that I got a writing coach that I came clean
with my publisher. Did this happen while you're away?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Fancy word for chat GPT.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
No use my writing coach. If I knew how to
do it, I would do it, but I'm too scared.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, you know I've been using it to use sashoes?
Is it the other day? So addictive? Kate? I like
took a photo of like a wall and went, show
me this wall. It's just good. I'm paying for it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Which one are you on?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I only know these all a month? But can I again? Kay,
you're good to talk to about this stuff. You've got
to help me with the guilt of using it because
of how much too much water it users.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Oh valvo. Oh, that's just pitiful. By the way, we're
just down. That's so pitiful, and it's just the feeble.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Thank you, that's feeble. That's the response I wanted.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, good, don't even worry about that. Worry about other
things like that. All the knowledge in the world is
owned by for evil men. Worry about stuff like that.
But don't worry about water.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Wrong, that's a buck up, yeah, because you know what
water I mean, that was a cause falls.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
From the heavens. Don't just worry more about that anyway.
If you're going to worry otherwise, don't worry about it.
Just enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Okay. So I came clean to my manager and my
oh my.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
God, yeah, tell me verbat them you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
So, I said, I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Nervous, I know.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I said, I'm really having trouble. I'm really stuck. And
my manager went and told the head of Simon Schuster,
my publishers, who's the most lovely man in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Who I swear is Las Simon.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, well I call him Simon, but I call them
these two of them, I call them Simon.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Is Simon and Schuster. Actually Simon and Schuster it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Was, but I think that was like one hundred years
ago maybe anyway. And he's exactly what you imagine a
publisher to be. Romantic novel hall yes, and a booming voice,
very literally, very clearly. There's no way he's going to read.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Jewelry on him, Like, oh no.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I don't think so. Maybe it's something understand I'm.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Seeing, like like like brown pants, nice.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Good shoes, yes, yes, very balance, beautiful man. He would
never wear his and he'd call them trousers and he'd
never wear them unbelted.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Right, he just get his pants pressed.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Oh, he's always immaculate, although I think in a bookish
foppish he rolls his shirt sleeves up. He's very handsome.
He could be a hero in a book that I
would never write.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And haven't read because it.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Would be too literary, you know. But he's he's like
Hugh Grant.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Grant was a bit more masculine. Okay, I'm getting someone
from Cludo that board game.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Well, I don't really know Cludo very well.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
From Cludo, one of them they always see the Actually,
you know, he's someone in the library. That's why I'm
linking it to just the library him when he could
him with unwritten book in the library. So I'm dead
(26:57):
and you're dead.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I went to a murder a mystery stay on that
one night.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, why was.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I telling you that? I can't remember anyway?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
There isn't there is.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
He's like a character from that. He's from an Agatha Christie.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I was getting a murder on the Orient experience.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yes, there is nothing, nothing on earth that could get
me to a murder mystery dinner.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It was much better than I thought because you got blotto.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
No, yeah, it was a food really, and at that
point I was an actor free fee.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
This is what it annoys me about those things I've
never gone to.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I'm got a bit carried away with my camera.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I'm just going to say, there's always someone that takes
it seriously.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And you're just trying to seriously fun.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I'd ask where the toilet is and they'd like, stick
with their accent this way, sir. I'd be like, no,
this is bad.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
One of my first jobs after acting school was doing
theater a theater. Well it wasn't theater restaurant, but it
was a dinner theater.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Show in a pub.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
That this guy had hired and we Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So you were a that's like the nicest way to
say you're a stroper. Yeah, you're at the pub.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, I'm at the part it's out, No, not tit's out,
but hot hot. And so that was and that was great.
I do not underestimate people who did in the theater.
And in fact, one of.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
The great closed down, the one in Melbourne does.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Things about Australia. Is there hardly any places anymore to
watch the actors and eat pretend?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, singing a chorus line where you have a bad steak.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yes, But I think Draculas is still like no, that's
the one on King Street which is in Briches.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh that's the one that closed down. That's they're all gone.
I don't think Draculas are still around.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
It's on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean maybe where else center are going to go
for their Christmas?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah? Correct? And also where you can take nana and
a five year old, like it's perfect. Why was I
telling you that? So I can clean? I came clean,
and you know what, there's ever something that will make
you love someone eternally because I was so ashamed, Like
(29:07):
you know, there's one thing about me. I normally keep
a deadline.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I feel sorry for bullying you for so long about
it now.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Oh god, that's like the water mate. Don't worry about it.
It's what people just that's.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
To say water correctly, not in a Melbourne accent. I'm
going to say water water.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
What do we say water?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Water?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Water? Anyway, don't worry you. I'm so immune to your
bullying that you know. Once I go home and I
have a light weep about it, I sort of wake
up the next day and it's all forgotten. Once I've
cried myself to sleep anyway, you know what he said?
Of course she can't do it. Why would she be
(29:50):
able to do it?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
She's never done it before.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Let me have a think. And then he said, I've
got someone who's perfect. Get a load of She's a
I think she's a professor or she's a lecturer at
Adelaide UNI. Her name's Amy Matthews. She's a writer as well.
She's written a couple of books, one of which I
coincidentally had. She teaches a PhD class. There's thirteen of them,
(30:16):
and guess what they're doing for their PhD? Romance writing
romance novels. Anyway, I had one session with her on
the phone. Maybe we zoomed on one session, and she
gave me the best advice ever.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Can you repeat it?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yes, if anyone's writing, if you're doing any projects.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm creative. I have my new show coming out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
So she said to me, do you have a magic chapter?
Straight away without her explaining on you what that meant.
But there's a part that gives you goosebumps. That's the
connection part. And I said, yes, there is a scene
in my mind that is the magic chapter. She said,
this is what you do, This is what I suggest.
Because she's also got a lovely manner. She's not bossy
(31:04):
like me or you.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
She's really actually not bossy at all. What I'm not bossy?
Do you think I'm bossy? Is it bossy? Or is
it just knowing my boundaries and making them known?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, pleasn't how pleasant those people are. I
just know my boundaries.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yep, love you.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
So I said to my parents, if you're not vaccinated,
you're not coming for Christmas. I just know my boundaries. Yep.
You're a great person. Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Anyway, I'm a leo. Yeah, I am Yeah, I know,
I say I'm a Leo.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Why do you throw that because you're I'm here at
the sneak, I'm here at the GIMMI piece.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Because when people say I'm a Leo, that's their way
of saying I have boundaries and you've crossed them. Yes,
you say it all the time about things, and you'll
be saying something. You'll be like sorry, but I'm a Yeah,
you'll say something the sorry.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Me say it like that only if we're talking about
star signs. Anyway, whatever, I am a leo and I
am astrological royalty. Did you see me in the jungle?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
What a lion? Yes, yes I did. I actually I
got to think about everything. Yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Actually, Yeah, anyway, so I had one that session with her,
I went away. I wrote the magic chapter. It was
so good that now I've written three or four more
chapters Sash and the one I just sent to Sash.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I loved it.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, yesterday, So what we total chapters? I hadn't rough No, no, no,
it's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Last time the way the last time it was zero three.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
No it's not three, but it's probably.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It was zero. Last time.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I've written probably about fifteen thousand words. That is yeah,
my co host, so I had a writing accident involving
so we just need to issue a warning to our listeners.
Buckwhets are buckheads, buccaneers, buckstickles, buccaloonies, buck bukaroo.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I've just closed my eyes. I was thinking, you're going
very quick because you're in the zone, because you're riding
very well.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Okay, Palazzo pants are a health hazard. You know the
government loves to put out government warning about Okay, they're
wide legged pants.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You know, they're very in vogue. Billie Eilish is the reason.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I think, of course every woman it wears a wide
legged pants. Some of them, like me, also have to
be wide around the waist, but a lot of classic
palazzo panned out of the sins the waist, yet wide
at the ankle. And they are a hazard because your
toe hooks in them, particularly coming up or downstairs. So
(34:00):
I woke up one morning we were down at the beach.
This is what I would do. I'd wake up every morning,
I'd go up to the bungalow, so when everyone else
woke up, I was without distraction. This was after the
visitors left. There were lots of visitors. I would write
up there till you know whatever, eight nine, ten o'clock. Right,
So I'm talking about going up there at some morning's
five o'clock, some morning six o'clock anyway, and I'm making
(34:24):
I take my iPad up there, and then I take
and I have to take my phone so I can dongle.
Blah blah blah. There's no Wi fi. All of this
make you twitch.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
There's no water.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I'd take a water bottle. Yeah, we've got beautiful tank water. Anyway.
Then i'd come back. I'd make a coffee and i'd
take my coffee and my water bottle. But because I'm
drinking from a glass water bottle.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Done, yeah asmr tuppy tap yeah hmmm, it's good.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, because I don't want the purffers. Yeah, puffs, yeah,
the purfers.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
What's prefer puff?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I was think it's I think it was a yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I've always thought removed like you wouldn't got.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
That said, only ladies get.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
What's that? Pussy? Everyone the end?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
And I think that is a thing.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Fat pussy, pussy fat.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It's got a turn. It's very similar.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Talking about the danger chopping on.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Say it. I think am I saying, I've got a
plump puss, so I have to be careful.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
We just went from fat to anyway plump.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I was going up the pathway, the concrete pathway to
the bungalow. My toe hooked in my pants. Down I went.
My glass water bottle shattered on the concrete path. Glass
flew everywhere, including into my Oh my god, I saw
(35:56):
that bleed so badly and so deep. I actually thought
have I said it an artery? But then I there
was so much blood, sash. I should have taken a picture.
I'm so annoyed I didn't. There was so much bud.
But then I realized, buck up, here we go. It
was actually when this smash, water splashed on my arm,
(36:19):
so it looked like there was much more blood, but there.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Was a lot of blood. Drink your water, blood, Have
your water at all times.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
And I had to go in and tend to myself.
And one of my kids said to me, Mum, did
you cry? And I said no, it didn't even occur
to me to cry. God, God, what didn't ever occur
to me?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I was more a tower of.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
String, more devastated that I missed out on my days
riding because I was a bit wobbly. Afterwards, the pater
got up and he wrapped a bandage around it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh he was lovely, was what a buck?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yes? Anyway, then I wrote other chapters after that.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
So I'm on my way.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
I'm on my way.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
We've forgotten, We've forgotten a lot. Okay, So I've got
to tell you I haven't even looked at my list yet.
About forever chemicals, I've got it wrong.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I'll tell you why, because you know how I told
you I wasn't being rude when I said, okay, what
you think now I'm going to read it paid Okay,
the term foopa, which I got mixed up with poof
forever chemicals.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah, but you're actually talking about.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Fat upper pussy area. And then someone said, comfortingly.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Isn't it known as a what wasn't knowner? There's another word,
is it?
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Oh? You gunt? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, but I think gantes. I think gantes like more
is a bit higher, whereas this is I like into
the buck up vote this is. It's such a great term,
both of them. But fupa I've never been confident about
because chemicals spell p u f a p u.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, you don't want to get this wrong. In a
homework store, okay, the term FOPA referred to the we
don't need it, we know what it is. We know
what it is now. The v V the V bit
on the top.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Of the gene that was fat. It literally stood for
fat upper pussy area. Nowadays people its stomach's fooper. What
a forever chemicals Anyway, someone said please because I love this,
and this is like obviously someone who's who's been called
its just having a fuper doesn't mean that you're fat.
(39:03):
Comfort yourself with that.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
That's really not.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Now I'm going to give there's.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Some buckheads listening that have a fe I just want
you to know that, hey.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
But also, you know what you want? A foopa?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
You do want a foo?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Well, no one wants a skinny pussy?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Bony, you don't want I mean for a scrape.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
No one wants that.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Bounce some bounce.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Speaking of flo yeah, hang on, I've got to look
up forevergin so much to say we've got mail.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Chemicals purfers.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Uh the acronym for me p f a p fa.
Oh my god, it's so close, it's so close. And guys,
please get it right. Because if you go into Target
and you go up to the woman and you say,
I've got a foopaupa, I need your help with my cookware.
I'm really worried about my fuper. What am I saying wrong?
(39:57):
What is it again? Say it again? Purfers the other one.
They're too close. I'm sorry, but hey, the plastic community,
you know, when they had their meeting in the boardroom,
they should have done a little bit more research when
they put it up on their whiteboard about what to
warn people about.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Correct some.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Finance should have put an arm up and said, hey,
this is too close to my giant.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Okay, I believe perhaps people's foopers are from the purpose.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh you think so? It's plastic.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
It's like because krem disrupted.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Like break it and all the little plastic. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
You don't have the right to speak about about women's
poofas like that.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I mean, you know what, I took it too far
and you put up your boundaries.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I did interest.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Wokes out.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
It all comes around, you said, floss.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Oh yeah I did.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Happy New Year, Kate Nathan Sar thank you. I wanted
to share this cake because she didn't get much support
for this when she declared this during a net last year,
could be anything. I don't get a lot of support,
so true, it's not my foopah.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yeah, I'm in my poofa. Well, if you underwear were
some underware.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Last night, I was sitting with my six year old daughter, Hallie,
watching some TV, maybe Haley, or maybe it's like Halle's comment,
no notes Hli watching some TV. I hear a sound
that sounded like she was flossing her teeth.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
What was she flossing?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
I looked over and she's flossing her teeth.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
With her hair. Some creago.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Hallie, it's your birthday, go Halle.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Well that's that famous clip of your saying that you
floss with your hair and a woman commented, you're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Dad think that it's necessary to take us back to that, but.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
That's that's where it's come from, what the woman said,
you're an idiot. Yeah, And so now this is the report.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
That's how laters to the show normally work. They reference
something that we've said on the show.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I have been through quite a lot recently, and I'm
not fully recovered. I'll be the first person to say
I've got a bit of PTSD happening.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah you wait, I love it anyway, love the pod,
have a fabulous twenty twenty six. Thank you, Jade. We
love that Hailey slash Hallie doesn't listen to this episode
except for this message of her just specifically messaging her
I don't want to hear about what her future holds,
do you know what I mean? Not necessarily, I get it?
(42:47):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I reckon? We're going to get the old time radio
ready for this. Have you ever been in a situation
where you you don't you don't realize the price of something,
or you've been confused about something, but then it's too late,
and then there's some people listening in, there's a line
of people behind you, and you can't.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
You've got to brazen it, and you've just got to
do it.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah, you've got to do it. I stupidly, I'm not
going to name names. Walked past a little bakery and
I remembered, oh my god, this bakery is TikTok famous.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Hang on, is it the one with the cinnamon scroll?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
No, no cheesecakes? And I went or fridge. I don't know,
maybe both or one or that's a good question. And
there a little line, and you know what, I'm a Melbourne,
I'm a Melbournie. And there's a line line, there's a
line on line.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
I know your line.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
And Melbournie doesn't even ask, well there's a line, and
I go, yeah, a couple of hipsters lining up behind them.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
This way your cavid jab That's why everyone was desperate.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
At covid jads cheesecakes. You never stop. So all right,
So I get in there a little bit of a weight.
Oh it's cheesecake. Okay, yes, sweet, you didn't even know.
I just knew it was No, I knew the bakery.
I remember the bakery.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Is it Baker Blue?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
I can't remember they now.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And so I get to the front. I was like, okay,
well I didn't know what to get, so just let's
just get one of these I have. Well, there's two
two options of the cheesecake. Okay, the New York or the.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Regular York or the regular So.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
I thought, okay, I'll get both.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
One of the friends looking at them.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
One was white, one was not. Oh yeah right. See
the size of Sasha's diary. That's the size of it,
so half the size of an A four piece of
paper is one piece, one piece half the size of
a it's a good piece, but it's still small. That's
not small. Small, that's not small. That's small.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
The cheesecake, that's cheesecakes normally in a.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
We okay, well, here I go. I was seventy five dollars, yes, yes, yeah,
seventy basically, I'm sorry, yeah, seventy five dollars, four eggs
and sugar.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Excuse old man? All right, no, no, all right, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Hello the cover. Oh do I normally speak yet? Oh
my god, we're so rusty in you seventy five dollars
for your cheesecakesir?
Speaker 3 (45:35):
There you go, Yeah, that's outrage it come on, but
if you break it down.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
No, I'm not breaking it down.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Let me just tell you, because I believe you've never
baked a cheesecake. I haven't, Okay, so let me tell
you what's in a cheesecake. Cheese, so cream cheese, cream cheese,
which is four dollars fifty maybe five dollars a block,
so it's at least two blocks or three blocks.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
They're buying it, getting a discount for the shop.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
They are, Come on about did it have a crust?
A butternut snap crumb. It was crum base. Yeah, it
had an amazing base. Also, guess what that base is.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Held the most incredible I've ever had eight dollars or
nine dollars for a block, now seventy five dollar.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
I actually don't find it. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
But I'm on and I went, oh, yep, of course to.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Heavy. Was it not small?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
They were so unbelievably heavy.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, because there's a lot of ingredients.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
But the ingredients are the basics, mate.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
No, there's thirty dollars worth of ingredients.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Easily in the thirty dollars, they're getting a discount, and
you know what, say something, are you going on board here?
And I needed you more on board.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
I showed you me. No, I'm al shocked.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I need you standing next to you.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
I do pineapple time. You're right, I've been a poor ally. However,
I'm at the point where I say every time we're
in a cafe.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Which is not that often, but I'm going to stop
you there. Yeah you said it last year, and I'm
with you. I don't have to pay. I'm happy to
pay for interially.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Don't know how they make any money A cheesecake but
they're baking. They're getting up at dawn two.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Cheesecakes, saying cheesecakes, two pieces of a cheesecake.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
An age because they have an A four page I
hang on a four.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Half of Maybe I'm getting my a's wrong.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, I think maybe getting you rong. Hang on, let's
hold it up so people can say, that's a large piece.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Of seventy five dollars.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
You would have had seventy You have been rich cheesecake.
You have a piece like that that would have been
one to six pieces of cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
This is the year of compelling content on the buck
up every year there next to me, next.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
What is your ally?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
You have?
Speaker 3 (47:57):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
I YEA support you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (48:04):
And that is scandalous. And on the way home, I'm
going to drive pass and throw bricks through the winds.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That's what I wanted.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
We have them.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
I think they're you know what, I'd give you fifty
bucks and even that, it's.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Like twenty five dollars for a chunk of cheese is good?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's good? Come on?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah. And it's also it's not like you're going in
and buying a frozen cheesecake from the stupid market.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
That's all whipped and frothy. I also have to tell
you the stupidest moment of my life. And i''m not
right yet, guys, I'm still recovering. But AnyWho, well.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Also you did, you did quite a long stint of
time unmedicated.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Thank you. Cody's couldn't find his phone right at our
house the other day. Couldn't find his phone, Okay, what
are looking whatever? Then an hour later I get into
the car to go to the shop and his phone
is in the car.
Speaker 3 (48:58):
I love him.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
I grabbed my phone and text him, your phone is
in the car, idiot?
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Who's the idiot?
Speaker 2 (49:09):
And it took mened I didn't even do it. Quick
talk me about your food, I reckon a minute, two minutes,
You've just texted the phone that's in the car. I'm
not right, You're not right, but you know what.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
And I don't know if this will be comforting to
you or not, but I suggest you draw some comfort
from it.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Okay, please tell me you've.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Never been right, So it's not that you're coming back
to us damage.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
That I won't let me tell you this. Yeah, this
is little tell you this sing around to us talking
about the jungle at the start. You everyone sneak and
you Kate and you sash. When you go about our day,
We're on our phones, We're scrolling, we're watching TV, we're
(50:07):
listening to podcasts, We're talking to whoever's in the house.
I am telling you this. When that is taken away
from you, when everything is taken away from you, every
your bathroom, your bed, and your family, your privacy, your phone, everything,
you will in about six hours time realize how broken
(50:27):
you are. You meet yourself, You meet yourself. And let
me tell you this show that people do this jungle
we you notice in everyone's face, noticing their eyes, you
just start breaking. Honestly, I'm over. I think I'm up there.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Oh my goodness. I can't wait. And don't take this
the wrong way. I can't wait to see you cry.
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Well, let me tell you there will be ample opportunity,
my friend.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
I love it, love it.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Oh we need to a text. We do and I'm
raw don in this so I'll be hearing it for
the first time. To be ready. Yes, our first text
from mom for twenty twenty six and thank you for
seeing them.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
In continue Oh yeah, send them.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
In the log segment, that will never leave us.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
Well, I know it's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Hi Cat, hope you're okayin enjoying some better weather. I
had a good day today. David has begun the prep
for the painting, and Lee came to measure up for
the new front fence, so it's all systems go. I've
just had a call from Jemima and Dimmy. He's had
a fall and has three fractures in her ankle, so
she will be out of action for a while. Such
(51:42):
bad luck for her and very painful. It's nice brother outside,
so I think it'll be sache like for a little
while before I cook your dinner. I just love daylight
saving It's a text from XXX Mum. We've had a fracture.
We've had a fracture, but we've also had daylight.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yeah, and home repeats and dinner and dinner that would
have been perfect, would be if she was if she'd
included what she was cooking for dinner. I'd like a
bit more detail, as you know about food.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Yes, I love you know.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
I'd forgotten that we did this, but Sasha French said
we solicited, so apparently we asked for people to send
in things weird things their mothers do just mum thinks,
of course, So Shelley obliged.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
She's okay, we're growing text from hem.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
There we are. And also the personality of a mother.
Mothers are unique. Seriously, they hold up half the sky.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Bloody men.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
I'm not disrespecting what dads do. You care around and
see what they're doing. Yeah, but they were missing a
different way because they were a silent mess. You're not
getting anywhere with it, do you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
I'm working on a bit at the moment about how
a dad just stairs way stairs, oh way stairs, just
not here, not in the room.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
And you do that thing out When the phone rang
at home, it was never for d It would just
say silence.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Give I love it.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Tell the bits I remember, all right, So.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah, everything is memorable. In my live show, Snak, what
was a compliment, it was thank you.
Speaker 3 (53:27):
I can't remember half the thing I've said on this
and this So my mom, this is Shelley. My mom
has chairs at family dinners. You'll never guess how this
sentences that are only for skinny people.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Oh my god, this is peak mom, isn't it. I
thought you were going to say just forget.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Yeah, you know that's my mate.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
You wouldn't just for skinny.
Speaker 3 (53:56):
You have to be under seventy kilos to sit on them.
Otherwise you are on.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
The fat chesches.
Speaker 3 (54:10):
She calls them the fat chess, the fat chess, and
you know, you know.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
What happened before people come over. Mum would say, go
to the shed and get the fat chest. I need
three more cats coming over. It's coming over.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Nate, of course, will be fine in a skin will
need a fat chair. In fact, you better bring her
to because one of the might collapse under her weight, and.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Mum would throw judgment in. She'd be like, well, you've
got to get one more because she hasn't lost her
baby weight yet.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
Each dinner she double checks visual check that you are
sitting on the correct chair. Your wait makes you feel
really welcome and good about yourself.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
And then Anonymous please Shelley is her Fatnonymous and skinny
Chess love it fat because you know that old saying,
what do gay men and straight women have in common?
What an eating disorder from their mum? I don't know,
that's what we all sharing commons.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
I love it well, you know I got my foop
from my mum.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Oh my God, imagine she has fouper chairs.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
She has fruper chairs at a buck.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
I missed you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
Buck will be back.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
Buck will be back every week, much more to say,
coming up and p fats you know, p fat, pifaz,
PIFAs or fooper foopers. It's so conveused. Which is the which?
Which one is?
Speaker 3 (55:38):
What I've got?
Speaker 2 (55:39):
No, No, I would never say what have I got?
Speaker 3 (55:41):
Well, you would like to get a scan pan? So
you're full of piffers and.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
I'm still using that pan. And I swear boards to
wood What did you chop on in the in the
jungle they had a bit of We had wooden chopping
boards and very very blunt instruments.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
Really, yes, your wit could have sharpened. Though.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Oh god, she's good. When she's good, I tell you
what love is. You're welcome at my house anytime you
want to be on my skinny chairs. What we forgot
to You've got to tell.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
People, Oh, you weighed fifty seven kilos when you come
out of the jungle. That is literally I don't think
there's anyone in my house.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Hey, that ways straight to the skinny chair.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
I think our dog ways more than the buck up
podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and him Nate Valvo.
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound
by the magnificent Yak Lawrence you might call him Jack.
And Dom Evans, Oh we're lucky.
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