Put it away granny

• Magical small people
• Silver coins
• Vera Wang
• Things that are embarrassing but shouldn't be
• The bathers don't lie
• Text from mum

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Vera Want

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will

(00:26):
cut you off at the knees then gift.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
A buck up energized, no potato crush, no sugar crush,

(01:00):
crash up.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
But also I'm having wine.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I stolen from an aeroplane.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Stolen.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
What's stolen? It's like, I'm sorry, Joline.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
If I had a bag of peanuts, would you say stolen?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
A word? The word I wanted was sad. One of
the saddest sentences I've ever heard is when Kate Lanebrook,
quite successful to be honest, planks a miniature wine bottle
on the desk from a flight side.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
No, I say, would you like some plane wine? Like
we love plane wine, and you know what, it's perfect.
This size bottle is ideal.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's very small for one.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, but we're sharing it.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Cute because I'm trying to be more modest in my appetites,
uh huh, which is really hard because as you know
I am did I tell you once? I was staying
with a girlfriend in a hotel?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Hey, what's your name?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh my goodness, how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Nathan Valvo? And you are Nate Valvo? Hello, I'm Kate
Lane Bross Major Catherine.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Who's your friend?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't followed me in so yeah, okay, I'm her guardian.
Oh my goodness, you're like those people that adopted the dwarf?
Oh my god, who adopted?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
What American family who adopted the Ukrainian dwarf? And they
thought that she was six years old?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
That's a horror movie, And she was in fact a
twenty six year old woman. This is true.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
And the mother found out because she was giving her
a bath and the six year old had a period.
And there were pictures of the family with the dad
at Disneyland with what he thought was his six year
old on his shoulders.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
How old is this story? Oh? I can't think it's
even that there is a literal horror movie with this
exact pom Do they steal this from the headlines? They
muster it's tiny, it's this little girl, But they get
her from the plane and she trace the murder of
them because it's a horror movie. Oh well, okay, I
think she did try something.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
She was murdered and again, but do you know what
happened this poor family?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
How do they find her on a website that's.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Trying to do something good?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Can you see what the movie is that's made of it?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
But it carried on like well after twenty ten because
it is grim. They couldn't get away from her, and
they ended up buying her or renting her her own
apartment in Canada.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
And the world's gone.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
They left her there and basically had to flee from her,
and she called like community services.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
And then the parents are prosecuted.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Because it's the most fascinating case.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
The parents got prosecuted for leaving a minor on her own, the.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
First engaged you've ever been in two years of doing.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
This, this eight year old girl. But she wasn't twenty
six or twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
They still got charge leaving a.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Twenty eight year old on her own apartment that they
were paying for us and their.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Marriage broke up.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
On going on, I see what she's got youthful looks well,
obviously she does, only assume that she does. Speaking of
twenty six year old dwarfs, the long bow.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
That was a long bow. But she's a magical little.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Person, a magical little person.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I think one of the sad things in life is
that we can't enjoy the magic of the little people.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Do not even no one, no one in this crazy world.
You can't say anything anymore. No one is saying you
can't celebrate the magic of the You're not allowed to
say that they're like enchanted or anything where it's ash's magical.
Gods say that there.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Is producer in the land. Do you think that happened
without magic? Without really ticks bells and pocus pokers?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
And it makes sense. That's why they filmed Lord of
the Rings in in it well.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
On one of the lovely comments the hobbit, Yes, did
you someone made that comment on our you know you
put up an Instagram reel two weeks ago, no bad
millions two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, I saw it today. Tell us more about the.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Smalls anyway, someone said, just congratulations, the comments were beautiful, lovely,
And then I wish I could post that.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
The comments underneath that post were so beautiful lovely.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
And then someone said, and they always include as one
of our listeners seed and to your little Hobbit.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Oh wow, that's not adorable, little hobbit. It's from your
what's the ending of the Hobbit? The Ring? Is the
Hobbit about the Ring as well? I've got no intrigue? Yeah,
you know what the equivalent is. I've never seen more
than two or three minutes of The Lord of the
Rings through or the Hobbit.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
The nineties when people would talk about Star Trek, oh, yes,
kind of very similar.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
In that same One of my first jobs was Easy
DVD in Melbourne Central. Hello, Easy Dvd.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yes, yes, and you'd hand over.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I thought it would be about movies, love movies. Yeah,
I thought I'm getting paid catal rate to just talk
about movies to people all day and just buy a DVD.
Is no, no, no, what was that? It was all
about Stargate Star Trek box sets. They collected this collected
that all the nerds would come in and want to
speak to you about this release and that release of
the Canadian doctor. Who condor who oh my? But it

(06:56):
was let's just have a moment, I know, doctor, It's
just you know what what is that? There's been a
few times in my life where people, because they keep
it to themselves, there are Doctor Who fans walking amongst us,
and they never like the enchanted, You like, I like
this one, and then every now and then I come
and names. But I have memories of people in my

(07:19):
life that have come out as you never knew? Did
they know to keep it quiet? Christians? They all do?
You know? Therese?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I know quite a few Christians who keep it very quiet.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Is the Doctor Who very similar?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
And I also think that in event diagram there would
be a big crossover the Christians and Doctor Who and.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
The enchanted little people. I think it's all they don't
know the enchantment because the Christian Oh right, yeah, you
know what we were talking about them Stargate Star Trek,
Star Trek before that.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
What happens at the end of the Hobbit?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh yeah, what? I don't know. I don't No one knows.
Watched it, and I haven't too long, And I'm sorry
if you think, Peter Jackson, I'm sitting down for three
and a half hours on the direct standing. It's just
like it's too long.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, they were all too long. Though.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know what part of being a good storyteller is
I always say this is word economy editing. A good
example is this Peter Jackson on the right or half hours?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Sorry, how many films have you made?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
You need? Well, hopefully one in the next couple of years.
Maybe you need three and a half hours to tell
me your story about a guy going over there to
get the thing. Come on, I do agree, thank you
that seed. I have no doubt of his genius. I'm
not taking that away from but I've refused.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
To watch that. Peter keeps trying to make.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Me watch, of course the Beatles un seventy hours stage
of a rehearsal. Yeah, I don't dare, I don't care.
And look at this. Listen to how Ringo starts drumming,
no mate, And if you look closely, you can see
that they're fighting. You can see that this is where

(09:12):
it began. At tension, the tension.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
And then I just wake up every in you know,
twenty five minutes, right, Well, I waken up by my
own schnoring. And then I just throw in a question
to make it sound like I'm paying attention. And guess
what my questions are always about?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Where's Ringo? No, I don't know, sash Yoko, yes, where's Yoko? Yoko?
So I say, is this before Yoko? Did y Okay
have something to do? She's in it? Oh?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, told me that he's trying to use it to
get me to watch it.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
So he's a Beatle man.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Oh he loves it. Most men who played the guitar
love the Beatles. At some point it will lead them
to the Beatles. There's a lot of or it will
start with them up.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
There's another crossover with straight male comedians and the guitar.
There are so many play the guitar. I want to
play the guitar. They get to a rock starff they
get to the point of their career where they get
the guitar out at the end of the show and
start doing a couple of Oh my goodness, that was
like in Taunton's Taunton got the guitar out a stunning show,

(10:15):
shout out. It's finished, so I know.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
But see in case it ever comes back.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
To see Sam Thornton's show, it's called the House of
Plays their place. I came anyway a man show three
and a half hours and plays the guitar at the end. Well,
they all do.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
And in the hands.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
When I hosted that thing with Hikey, the Big Four oh,
gala at the comedy festival. That was some like male
comedian band at the end with like Gleason and this
person is there's a thing with instrument I get and
straight men yeah, at a certain at do you know
what I mean? Particularly they've committed to what do you

(10:54):
call it when you're on a person?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Monogamous?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
You asked the gay guy.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well that's well never I can't.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Oh a, of course we reckon. I'm sharing, no, thank you?
No why? Way too insecure anyway, But I don't know who.
I couldn't bear it for me.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I couldn't bear it for me.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Imagine that exclusive, but I'm open.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Imagine that and imagine if we had to have a conversation.
You go, Kate, there's rules I've got to know. But
also I just think now that I've got a platform,
you know people who say that, now that I've got
a platform, I have a response at excuse me.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I do use my platform, and I say important things
like movies are too long. So I was in on
the other night and it was too long. Steven Spielberg's
New Disclosure Day. I had to like do breathing exercise.
What happens in it? You know, what already just from
the ard? What is alien? Shut up? Shut up?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
So you know how I got the money?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Well, I haven't got the money, but moneysmart dot the
money on the missing money Webster six k mate six
points something unbelievable. Okay, hasn't arrived yet. We'll see.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
They did say nine to ten weeks.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
That seems too long. Yeah, but she explained to me
it has to come from ask oh holding it. Yeah,
they're holding they take it.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Any money that's not claimed within a certain time gets
return to the government. And as we know, this government
is desperate for money.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Hughes is called in oh boy feedback. Oh I love it.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, So.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Sarah Spencer found money on money Smart because of us, Yes, yes,
and she's sending.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Us a five percent finders fee.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
What so we are getting, as she said, a one
dollar twelve coming to the buck up checks in the mail.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
You know what's she got twenty two dollars for? I
was going to say, isn't it mortifying that I could
not tell you what that means she got if you're
getting Yeah, no, no, let's not even try to do it. Well,
we know something now, we should be able to do it.
But we don't have to do it.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
It's just good to be able. It's the same when
people go I literally can't boil an egg. I'm like,
you should, baby, learn to cook. It's like people who
can't do maths. I mean, who can do maths? Feel
about me?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
But I'm with you. No, I'm with you on the cooking, yeah,
but not math.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Just to bit, you should be able to do something,
don't you think nothing.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I'm very number illiterate to a point where it's highly
confronting and embarrassing. Really, that calculator is out for single
digit multiple. Like addition, I'm so so bad at math. Okay,
I was at the market the other day and buying
some I won't make your oils. No bacon, No, no,

(14:07):
not at.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
The market the market market? Would I buy bacon?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Front?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Don't I like a farmer's market?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
The market market. It was like that some sort of
like electrical shield.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah right, No I bought I was buying honey from
the honeyman. Anyway, I had to pay cash. I'm like,
that's market rules. Anyone who goes to a market and
expects a vendor to f poss or have a square
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
That's not in the spirit of things.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Buskers have f post now, yeah, no, I know, but
I like to give them cash. I like that.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's a traditional arrange.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I keep walking.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
We had to look for coins to not give dude
a big note, and me handling the coins was literally
like I was in a foreign country and I had
never handled.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Before.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
They come sitting in my wallet. I reckon since twenty
and nineteen, Yeah, there is two. They never use them.
Maybe there is a difference between cash and coin.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
He wanted coins because he didn't want to have to
break a fifty I don't want to show off that
I've got a fifty doll a note. But I had one,
and then I had a ten. I had to find
five in coins, which I had, but it wasn't easy.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I mean, this is quite all for honey, Oh honey,
just respect to the apiarists. In what amount of the
coins in total? I'm intrigued, Okay, I had to This
is where things really got shameful, but I was quite happy.
You're telling me you're going into the silk.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I had to no, but you are.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
You're a pirate who walks around with silver. Have you
just been there?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
All right, I'll walk here plankt well, yes.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
And you know what's got me over the line with
the silver was the fifty? Yeah, that I had a
fifty if I went, okay, I'm going to start looking
for the other silver coins to make up a dollar.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh boy, yeah, oh boy.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
But it was mainly gold.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
And you know what we I just know that I
would be standing behind you and I hear you say
hang on just like such.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
No, because I said to him, oh, I've only got
a fitty, my note fitty and he goes, have you're
got something small I cannot change?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I haven't asked.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
He's like, I don't get into chitty chat with him
to know that Dracula soul. Honey.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
I have got so many people I have to make
chitty chat with in my life, including the chart. He
now comes out and gives me a hug each time
the supermarket after he got out of hospital.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Butchers love a chat and they love a smack a rump.
I don't know a butcher that hugs though, correct. How
do you get out of this morning?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
He came right around the counter.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, and this morning he said, oh, you need a
hug sometimes like okay.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
That sounds like evidence and trial anyway, defense?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
And what was I saying?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, I understand coins. The coins are unnecessary. Wipe out,
wipe a man. Come on, folks, it's kill the coins.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Hang on, Lee Phillips, I might have just discovered twenty
five hundred dollars for my brother.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
That's really good that our spots fee.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
In that case is one hundred and twenty five dollars.
Oh this see no coins, please cash only. Things are
embarrassing that shouldn't be cakes. Oh hello, Sarah Buckhead, Sarah,
Oh hang on?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
What was our What have we had recently?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
There's been so many things walking across a busy street
when you get the green man. Yeah, I mean nothing
will look I love them and we'll always read them out.
But nothing will ever beat having a Maxi taxi yourself.
It is the og diabolical. It's the and ever since
it happened to us, it's happened like three or four times. Yes,

(18:08):
And I just sit there with my suitcase flying around,
thinking of you the whole time.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's just horrid.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Things are embarrassing that shouldn't be intro No, not yet,
but we should have.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Let me do one for you.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Here we go. Things that are embarrassing. That shouldn't be.
That was that was beautiful. That was that was silver coin,
worthy of all introd trying.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
To find it. No I could.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Okay, it's odd that it was off. You never heard
it before. How did you get something we've never heard before?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
It was amazing.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
You know, a lot of people stumble at the hurdle
when they auditioned for drama school.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
So yes, they're singing, singing. Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
A friend of mine audition for nider and they said
sing a song, and she absolutely, and she got through
to blah blah blah, you know, the fourth round or whatever,
and she literally and and then she sang Twinkle Twink,
a little star Gone.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Gone, trapdoor open away, she goes. I would assume it's
not about if you can sing, it's about like letting go. Yes,
you know, having the be vulnerable in front of people.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Always say, you know, public speaking is people's biggest fear.
What's their first biggest fear after death?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's death? Public speaking heights. I think, okay, how come
public singings not in there?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
What that would be for me?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Although I don't know why you just heard me and
it could have been another career. It was absolutely anyway beautiful.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
We've got the intro. Can you play that back to
a sash?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Not yet, we don't know that. We don't have that
technology yet. When you send someone a message, a text
and have accidentally entered the emoji search description instead of
the emoji, that's mortifying. I do that often to its
wh whale yeah, bal like did you eat? Yeah? Yeah?

(20:34):
Sorry because we're not open?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Why but why do you send a whale?

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Would be like, what do you want for dinner? Wal?
I'm hungry again? Whyal? Did you eat my whale?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
As in the animal the whale?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah? The emoji? What's the what's the animal that you?
What's whale? W w h A l E yeah, whale.
I don't get it. Don't get the emogi. You're a
fat whale, you've eaten you wit the left over, a
fat whale.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I've never heard anyone say that. I've never have you
heard that such? You're a fat pig? Yes? S yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Wild? Probably the animal that you and your husband call
each other the most. You think this is definitely whale,
and we don't really.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Call each other an animal.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
In the bedroom, unleashed, whatever it is, it's wild, I
mean most couples. I thought I was like there was
a germophones. I think there is a cutie thing. It's
not cute. You ate you. Actually, no, we don't have
an animal. We use the pig. We use the pig

(21:45):
for the dog. Did you walk the yeah, emojy pig.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Kita doesn't use emoji's a lot.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I use them so much. Yeah, apparently it's a millennial thing. Also,
whatxual gaze too? All about it? Oh my good, just
dicks and emojis swing in our heads twenty four?

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Sorry, can you say eggplants and emojis?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:10):
You know, because okay, so Peter does use them, but
I know, but he's got a very narrow range that
he uses.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I'm insecure in a text, so if I ask something
or say something, I also go, here's a couple of
emojis to wrap that up, you know, because your tone's
always got to be understood. Did you see this? Smiley face?
Smiley face, laughy face, Like, I'm just all about it,
but a baron is very millennial thing to do. Emojis
completely gay apparently just news to be good. Well, I

(22:39):
just think they're more partial to it, more partial to
an emoji. Yeah, don't you think I don't know? According
to you in this app, we're open marriages. We're just
rooting Send and eggplants twenty fourth Separds.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I don't like to think of you like that.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Actually went on Josh Thomas's podcast the other week. It
was very funny because he is in an open long
term relationship, is he yes, No, parent's all fine. Jo
Josh's partner Jo.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
But they split up and then they got back together.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, Josh and I are having a DNM during the
comedy festival and was laugh but all funny DM about
the opposites of us in our relationships, and he's like,
save this from my pot and he kind of had
me as the spokesperson for married people.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
That's cute.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, yeah, And you know, just two people secure in
their decisions having a chat. What me and Josh both
secure in our life having a chat. More of that's
needed in the world, am I right? Guys?

Speaker 4 (23:42):
I'm so confused about nothing. Oh it's not it's not
worthy of its exploration. Oh my goodness, we have to
talk in the theme of today's episode, which is egg plant.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh yep, we've got to talk.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Wang, Are you're good?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
This is why you're published best selling author.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Okay, when we say Wang, I am of course talking
about Vera Wang.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
The iconic And can we say before we continue with
this chat, this chat will really land better if the
buckheads right now go to the notes escause we don't
know what they are. We don't know what they are.
I still don't know what they are.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
So just she puts things in the.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Show I put money smart in the show notes other day,
and listening on all apps like just like Spotify have
show notes. Okay, okay, and.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Does it go in? Have you ever put anything else
in the show notes?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I have, like what sort of things?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I can't, but it is possible to.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
The show notes or just google Vira Wang right now?
Probably quick. So she rocks up where.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
She's always at fashion weeks, and because she's the most iconic,
i'd say American bridle wear designer.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Do you like her gowns?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, they're beautiful?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
It for a bride. She's very bridal, isn't she? She is?
And she was at the Fragrance Foundation Awards this week. Okay,
how much does a waning set your back?

Speaker 4 (25:16):
That means probably forty, yeah, dear, probably forty. You could
go I mean, how long is a piece of string.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Girls that have spent twenty yeah, yeah, correct, correct, you
could get forty would be lowering duds.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
It's gonna with her if you were getting a bespoke
thing from her in the hundreds, right, I reckon anyway,
get the wang on the.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Phone, all right.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
But the reason that she's so extraordinary is, and if
you haven't seen her, just fast forward through this or
go straight to the show.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Two things at once.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
I mean, so she stepped out. This is what she
wore to the Fragrance Awards. So she's where a black
crop top.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Her middrift is out, and she's wearing those pants that
have got like a band around them, like kind of
inspired by.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Almost clothing, right, but a wide elasticated band shows her
belly button.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Then there's some hip flesh showing.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
She's wearing some gray suede gloves, very long gloves, very long.
She has covering her.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Had taken off her sunglasses in this photo, and the
reason that I'm shocked by that is what lies underneath
the sunglasses is very odds with everything that you would
think about her, from her pigtails and her very toned middrift,
you would think that you're looking at a woman who's
in her thirties.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I wouldn't. I'm sorry. The glasses on, no, but when
she takes the glass she lost sixty play the sound effect.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
They can get out. She looks like she doesn't look five.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Is amazing because how old is she?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Such a proach.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Seventy six, she's seventy.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Seventy sucks the woman.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I hey, big fan of women. I think if you
look at her face, she looks seventy six.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
She does not look seventy six.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
You don't think in the faca she looks like she
doesn't look like in her thirties.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
With the glasses on her face, is she said thirty? No,
with the glasses on, glasses on. Just looking at the
shape of her, with the pig tails and the silhouette,
it's a ridiculous thing to say. It's like with a
balaclava on, someone looks ten. Well, of course, because she's
got things covering her face. Well, yes, but her body,
her body is unbelievable. I can't that is unbelievable. But

(27:47):
even that she's seventy sucks, I find extraordinary And I
love like I know that there's a lot of people who'd.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Be like put it away, Granny. As my children said
to me at breakfast.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I love I was inspired by her.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I love that there are women like that this in
the world.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I mean. But also I don't understand how how does
she look like that sage? Is she on the pen?
She's probably on the pen. Also, don't ever forget when
you're so so rich, you've got chefs, you've got trainers,
when you're in the industry of fashion and looking good.
I always say it is your responsibility to look good. Yeah,
but she try a job.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Okay, you say that, but no one's got more money
than Oprah Winfree. And she couldn't fight the fat for years,
and she had all of the above, and it was
she bought weight watchers and then.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Had to divese herself of that because it still.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Didn't work for her.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Nothing worked for her till she got on the pen
on the jar. I don't think the job.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
I don't think money alone does that. She's obviously very disciplined.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
No biological children.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Child, All right, that's in Teresa.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
I would you know, I would say, surely race has
a little bit to do with it. Asian, Come on,
do you think people could tell from the surname Wang. Yeah,
I'm saying about her looking good.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
You know, sometimes, as my Asian girlfriend will attest, Asian
women are often incredibly tightly held property.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Until their fifties and then it's all over it already.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Well, no, I know, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
That happens in other races and a lot earlier.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
But I love Wang. But what does she say about it? Sash?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
But they must be asking her what she eating, what
she's doing? Also, when you said she walked, Sash, how.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Did she walk? She walked like a seventy section.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
She's got ostia.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah, so when she gets up, she hobbles along, She
hobbles of her shoes.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Could you see her shoes?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
I don't imagine they were homie pets. Is she still
is she still getting around in anal?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
What is wrong with you? Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
You're away with me myself?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
We want to we love a way love or ty.
Maybe you're right to her, Sash saying what just tell her?
Just love it? You know.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I'm so curious about her. I want to have her
on no filter, just so can ask her all sorts
of things.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
She's quite mysterious. I feel like it comes part and past.
Most famous designers don't speak much. They don't do much, true,
they don't sit down for long form interviews. It's kind
of all part of it.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I you know, I think a lot of great designers
don't have a lot to say, probably because such visual people,
and obviously they have, you know, business acumen or whatever,
but they're so visual they're not It's like when people
try and interview long distance swimmers, It's like, why are

(31:07):
you bothering?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
There're people that literally can look at a black line.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Why doing it?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah, they're people. They don't have a lot to say.
There's a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Well there's next week's off the list liesel giants. My
apologies where you started that sentence about who's also not
good at talking? I didn't know where we were going
to go. Long distance swimmers, that's who it is.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Well, you know Olympic swimmers. Have you ever heard like
there's been a couple there was that really brave one.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
I love him, actually brave how because he called out
the Chinese on the steroids?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Remember him?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Sa? The women also remember or the infamous footage of
the women's swimming Ago.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Wasn't it time?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I don't know we're talking sport. Look at atalking sports. Yeah,
Mac Horton, but sure, I'm so brave and I think
he got punished. Did you see the drugged up Olympics
they did a couple of weeks ago. What were so
the the enhanced Games? The swimmer wants his name James

(32:23):
someone or so pretty cool idea. They thought, hey, let's
do the Olympics or a competition, swimming competition and everyone's
allowed to take drugs, not like speed and meth, but
just the things that the James Magnets, James Magnison and
look into it. This is the most sport will ever do.

(32:44):
They all were on performance enhancing drugs that are banned
from the regular swim.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Really were they all competing?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Because yes, And he's the interesting thing. I even read
the article. Not a single world record was broken? What
And it was a big flop and they lost a
lot of money and hardly do it again, and people
don't want to say it.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
No one's interesting.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Now you understand why the Olympic Committee and all those
bodies fight so hard to make out that there's integrity
in sport because people would lose interest.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Like us in a conversation about spot.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I can't doing sports. Such a was ara. I don't
know who said it was you or someone I read
somewhere once. I've always repeat it to really enjoy the Olympics.
Before the event, they should make a regular normal person event.

(33:40):
Once we had to see what we could measure, so
we can see what it looks like when one of
us doesn't do it. One lap of a yeah, one
lap of a bull or even trying just anything high jump.
I mean, imagine me trying to scissors high bar. I
am very keen speaking of your physical which by the way,

(34:01):
is just improving by the week. Thank you. I reckon
there's going to be a car whe think so car wheel,
I don't think a roll.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
When's the last time you were upside down? Yoga on up?
How upside down? No?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
I tried to do a headstand.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Let me just defend myself and bring up a little
television show yet again, the jungle on that first challenge
on the day two, when I got putting the giant
washing machine, Oh yes, and I went upside down and
then vomited and had to pull out of the thing.
Everyone's obviously teasing me relentlessly for it. I just keep
saying to people, when's the last time you were upside down?

(34:35):
It's really hard when you're old.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Don't be different.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
When's the last time you were up? And you know why,
you get dizzy, you get you feel sick.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Oh so you're going around and round.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Thank you and upside down.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
It's like nothing to do with being old. It's like,
look at people who vomit at the at the Royal Show.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
That's kids. There's kids vomiting left fright and see.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, right, stupid rides. So you're you reckon if we
spun your ups you'll be all right, No, okay.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
No, because when I tried to do the headstand, I
couldn't do it and something devastated.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Okay, so people may not know I'm trying to not
be such a pig or not be such.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
A whale.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
My text messages now and and.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
In conjunction with that, I my husband's tricked me into
going on a trek to Nepal to base camp to
murder you.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Okay, yes, keep telling everyone to take your life saving
and he laughs and laughs of course because he's a
master plan as he strokes his cat on a big chairs.
Very sex heavy anyway, whatever, because I have no other

(35:50):
pleasures in life. None. So you're grilling me about my
sex life? Are you okay? Some some sugar, so you
stop asking me if I'm in an open marriage. Well
I'm I'm finding it very hard to give up, Sugar.
I just don't think you should.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
No, don't you said that? Just the lights flickered.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
The lights flick that was God. Study after study shows
if you cut it, you're going to crash.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Oh I hate him, smuch, I hate him so much
that you're not helping.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
I want you to feel joy. I want you to know.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I want you to support me and what I've decided.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Oka no, Sugar, yeah yeah, yeah done anyway, which I
can't do. You don't need it.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
But it's like, get behind me, Satan.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
I am behind you. Yeah, for your adventure. You're going
to be dead in two months anyway. So I on
Saturday we did this thing that is a thing in
Melbourne called the Thousand Steps that I've heard about from
yes up in the danding and oh my goodness, and
we went at six thirty in the morning and we'd

(36:52):
call I'd called a girlfriend of mine who I used
to go to boot camp with it. I said, to Peter,
Ruth will be so bang up for this, and of
course she was so excited. Should you meet there? No, No,
we picked her up.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
She leaves around the corner and when then we drove
out there, it took like forty minutes stroke and.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Driving out to meet someone at six thirty eight years like.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Also, what you're going to do?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
It's like, I imagine reminiscent of someone on death row. Yeah,
every what was your last meal? Every?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
No, I hadn't eaten?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Yeah, because you know I'm I don't eat until lunch chart,
but you're going up I did. I had some pistachios
in my pocket just in case Peter saw me putting
them in there. A better nut.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Well, I didn't have anything else. I don't have any
chocolate now, would have.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Put chocolate, shoes, some almonds I've got. I love macadaimas. Yeah, pistachios, yum.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Dinner.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
I was just fossy, you know why, because I thought
I'd like the salt anyway.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
So we get out there and it literally is it's
more than a thousand steps and in between like steep
gradients where you walk and it's up in the forest.
So I learned a couple of things about myself. One,
I'm dreaming if I think I can get to base camp,
I am dreaming.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Dumb question. Here it comes? How many steps to base camp? Roughly?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
So on some days you're climbing for seven hours? How
many would that be?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
So this was like an hour and a half for
an hour and twenty minutes or something, going up.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
And down seven times a man of steps? Okay, can't
do math.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
And the other thing is.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
And this is going to be controversial, and I know
we can lose people at these. Here we go, and
I've got to swear again. Please, It's one one of
my few pleasures. Sash, I know every time I swee,
she makes a little note. I don't give a fuck
about the view. I don't give a about the view.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
You know what you're talking into to be worth it?
You just wait to get up there? You just wait?
Do you get up there? Give a fly? All be
worth it?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Of any kind, color, description or rodent.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
You don't care a ruth. At one point, sunrise, isn't
it all worth it?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
And then I was like, you know what, I was like,
you're a wang?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
She looks thirty.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah, sunnays off full Sunday's off, I'm like gagging and gasping,
and I.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Like a view of its quick or an elevator to
get there.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
There was a sunrise. I could see it.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
No one else anyone who's got a smart TV has
a view. When the TV goes to sleep, everyone must
see all.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Around the world dress.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
A last guy?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Is that a true beautiful Shanghai one? The other day
it was Scotland. It's beautiful. There's no need to go
rolling through the moment to enjoy what dan. Thank you?

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Anyway, I realized so one of the great motivators about
going to Nepal and trekking up is the view.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Apparently everyone.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Everyone, That's what everyone says, you, oh my god, and
the scenery. Someone said it to him the other morning
at base camp. Luckily it was before. I don't because
now I've got to be and I don't want to
be that person. But yet I am an awful person.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Not awful awful, yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Someone's yum if they love you.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Most people love you, that's by the intro.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I know you weak for rejects from mom.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Now it's going to I love people that like sunsets
or anything.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
You know, I love a sunset. He would go on
the flat, on the flat beach sunset.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
It's stunning.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
You're on the ground.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I'm on the flat.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Came to you.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
And if God had wanted me to climb, it wouldn't
have made the sun set at eye level every day.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Do you know I've never been impressed with what similar?
We're here, we go play it again, Play it again,
protect from mom. Now, I've never been impressed looking into
a telescope. You're looking and go, do you know what

(41:28):
it's hard? Is that awful? Well? No, not for you,
that's of you.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
It's terrible for scientists at Christmas.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
No, two things. So at our house down by the beach,
you know, the asbestos house. What look Yeah, okay, there's
two things. We often see boating mishaps through the telescope.
You love.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
That's really good, that's different, that's good. And then once
I saw the moon and it looked amazing.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Okay, well maybe I just have looked.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
At different times, but the advantage, But that happened once,
and I've looked through it a lot and everyone knows
and normally I can't see it.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Maybe it was just in the wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I'll show you if you ever come down.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Come down, once you get your water and everything organized.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
That's not happened.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Once we get rid of the road, you'll be looking
at me in the shower with your tellers show going
down together. Yes, when are we going?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
So she's taking a holiday by the way.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Down there, she's going to Japan. Oh yeah, I know
that that sounds a bit more exciting than not of fans.
But yeah, but we're going down. Our intention was too fast.
Oh yes, it started at three days. Now we're down
to one day. It's enough where we haven't done it yet.
I don't even know if anyway, we'll just go down
and have a nice time of drinks. Maybe I should

(42:45):
retract my telescope. Maybe I should, because I've just right
now remembered the other night. But the advantages of being
married to a scientist slash nerd alert is they know
things about the sky. He always knows about the sky,
also south and western. Often you'll be like, you're going worse.
I don't know what that means. The other night I
had a real quite boom, a dad moment where I

(43:06):
looked up to the sky and went, well, those stars
aren't normally that bright and walked on side and went,
there's two very bright stars and codid. Yes, that's Jupiter
and Venus. They're in a thing at the moment that
makes them very bright. Did you know that? No? I
didn't know. You know what, Maybe I should retract, do
you know?

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Let me just say this once, as we were saying before,
when you're with someone who knows something about something, unlike us,
they make make things interesting.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Though.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Do you know if someone even if it's something you're
not really into, just the fact that he knew it.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
People who know about sky stuff. But I'm amazed in
the city that you can see though, that's how bright
they were. Oh, Kate, look up tonight, look for Jupiter
and Venus. I know Venus because Venus is the first
star you see every night.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, starlight, star bright?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Oh is that what that is?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
First star I've seen tonight? Wish I wish I might
have the wish I wish tonight.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
From wishing what I never get right, I never know
the full saying. All it means. The pink sailor delight
night peak, pink at morning night, pink of Shepherd's still light,
but pinks go in the morning sailor's warning, but I
don't know what it means. Oh, I do that pinky

(44:23):
at night, Shepherd's lights. It's going to be calm about
notlm and lovely. Next day is going to be lovely.
But in the morning it's not because the sky in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
No, they're not related to it.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Okay, the sky in the morning, sailor's warning. So it's
going to be the storm coming.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah, this storm.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Learn this.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah about a bad bad bad a bat a bad bed.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
But oh okay, alright, So I did something.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Yesterday that involved I'm going to say, an act of
immense courage. And we know that courage can manifest in
a number of ways, like that beautiful guy that saved
the woman from the shark. Yes, that's one of the
most unincred.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Out incredible from the stories ever.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Like I just god, I love Australians. When we're good.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
We're so good.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
We're just the greatest.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I think they took the shark mets.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Down this one. How there's too many shark attacks.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
There's too many like this.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
They well don't don't whatever because people are going to
the landroom.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
But as we know in loud room, doesn't mean you're
safe from predators and give it.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Jimmy, I'm just laughing at your impresion some one saying
about a shark attack you were in now loundering.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
You know people.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Say that, and I shouldn't laugh at the darkness. But
that Channel nine show Shark where it's about celebrities not
going insane it yet, but I can't want to keep
trying to air it. They they did and then everyone
complained it's ins I just keep airing it even though
people are really getting into because they've got a TV shot.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Yeah, and quite frankly, that's interesting because by that thinking,
you wouldn't show a car race because so many many
more people get killed by cars speeding. So that but
it's just the association that we have that it's such
a Anyway, he's very brave.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Why was I telling you?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Oh? I was also courage astive courage, So whatever you
say now has to match a man grabbing a surfboard
and it's also water related, ripping a woman out of
a shark's mouth and saving her life. Yeah, are you
a new young mum?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Okay, I went shopping, oh for a new bathing suit,
waiting suit?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
You didn't take coins? Did you cash or card? Are
you a terrible person? You really rude? This is I
have enough women in my life to know that this
is online. Is impossible online?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Okay, now this is so interesting. So there are some
There are some businesses that are online proof hairdressers, people
who make coffee, people sell swimsuits.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
There are still some. There are people like my daughter
and probably you know.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
When I was a teenager in my twenties whatever I
could order, in fact even in my thirties, but pre kids,
I could order something online.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Line and I knew the way in which it wasn't
going to fit looking at it. Do you know what
I mean? I knew that that would be yeah, But
now it's just totally it's it's like Keino, he's my boy.
Guess my boy guess all right? Yeah, to find the
top that matches the bottom size wise, yes, but also coverage,

(48:23):
like you know what, because I've got you can't buy
each individually.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Online by the time you've done all that, and then
you don't know how it looks on and how it
looks together.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
If I go into the shop as a woman, I
can't have that in that size. But the top in
the other this place I went to. Okay, it's called
swim Where Galore. It's one of the only swim suit
shops I know. Yeah, galore.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
And when they say.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Galore, it's full on, full on galore. Yep, almost too
much barbecues galore? Rip exactly exactly? Are they gone no
longer with us? Is it because of the other b other?
B what's the oh? Maybe it must be sure?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
What happened to barbecue?

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
My goodness, I look at such pulling.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Your sandis fante?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Did you buy barbecue?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
There? Got my webb there? Did you?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
What are you going to do if it breaks down?
You can't take it back? Anyway? I didn't know when
did that happen?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
She really affected by the barbecues, genuinely devastated.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Well there, how it is when you've thought someone was
alive and you find out they were dead.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
He thought about you know that thing, of.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Course, yeah, And the opposite is even worse, when you
think they're dead and much more alive. And sometimes in
show you're a wank.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
She looked glasses off, but not with glasses on any way.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
So I was and you go in there. Every fiber
of my being did not want to go in there.
It's just horrible. It's so horrible.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Do you want help or not? By the person. I
have learned in there to say yes, I want help.
That's big. And you know what they do.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
They've got a perfect mix of really lovely, like you know,
women with some experience, some younger girls.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
They've got someone. It's very clever. I don't know who
owns it, but it's clever.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I learned the hard way to say when they come
up and would you like help, to say yes. They
helped me once before and it was incredible. And so
now I go though every fiber in my being also
is like, don't help me. This is shameful. Yeah, it's
too much. It's too much anyway. Putting on jeans, yeah yeah,

(50:51):
it's so hard.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
It's so hard anyway. So and then I was.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I ended up having quite a good time once I
ext to the reality of what I was the music playing,
no vibe, check, no no. I just went, Okay, this
is where we're at.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
And because I've done a little bit of exercise, I'm
feeling better about myself than I had been, even though
if you just walked in and saw me with a cold,
hard eye with no knowledge of how I looked two
months ago.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
You'd go, Jesus, chriss.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
What's happening here?

Speaker 3 (51:24):
But because barbecue galore that's across the car park, sir.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
This will require an extra large grill master.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Anyway, So I was kind of okay, and I was
committed to the cause. I knew that I had to
do it. And I went in there for what oh
for Bali, and also because I'm filming this Nivia campaign,
the family to Bali, family trip to Bali with the
kids in the rock out obaythas going to be in

(51:57):
the sauna. Oh, I love this?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Why not? Why not? I'm literally just said why not.
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
They're trying to trick you, no way anyway.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
But there were quite a few women in the change rooms,
and I actually started writing down what they were saying.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
A couple of them were on their own. Can I
ask a key question, Yes, mirror inside the changes?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yes they didn't.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
You know what they did, and I love it for it.
They didn't even have a mirror in you know, sometimes
they put a mirror, central mirror in between the rows
of change rooms.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
They didn't even do that. And I was thinking afterwards,
isn't that interesting they did that? You know, I think
they don't do that.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Because for people like me and other people who have
you know, we're like, you know, a plum pudding that
hasn't been boiled for Christmas long enough.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
You know, there's stuff going on. There's dough there, speaks.
Why are you pulling that face?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
You're talking about our free k Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
But that's just the reality of what's going on.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
It's fine, it's I say it is, but I'm certainly
not getting out there.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
They don't want people hotsy totsies out there parading eye
but the girls, you know, who'd be out there snaping
themselves going oh my god, is this piece of red
string far enough up my ass?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Or should I try and like find a narrow one?
Not what would happen, So they don't have that anyway.
So there were girls.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
There was a girl next to me who I thought
she was in there with someone, but then I realized
she was on her own. I had to send it
to Sage because it was just so She said, oh,
I heard this from the I heard this, oh, and

(53:45):
then I heard I know it was so terrible, but
I totally got of course, I wanted to almost talk to.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Her and go, oh, I can't even see and I agree,
And then she went, I'm not a sage fourteen to
herself under her breath. You think she was trying to
be afforded. She was trying on the fourteen and realized
that she wasn't. This is the thing.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
We can tell ourselves whatever we want.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
The problem with with changing rooms for togs in particular
is there's no lies.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
There's no lies.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Wise, I know we want lies, lies, lies. I tell
myself lies. Bathers don't lie, bathies don't lie, don't, lips
don't and what's on those hips? Shakira.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
This other woman who was in there with her girlfriend,
oh fuck, she said fuck. And then another woman who
was in there with her girlfriend so she wasn't alone,
she said, oh my.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
God, this is devastating. This was just the tale of
It was just after.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
The birth of devastations.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I've just And then there was some woman who was
in there with a little girl who was eight, and
of course she loved everything, and she looked gorgeous, and
she kept saying to her mom, what about these mum?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
And her mother was like, I don't think so. For herself.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Did you a little bit at one point about the
little girl? Just think bitch, no, no, what never? Do
you know? What?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Never?

Speaker 4 (55:22):
And this is interesting because even though my relationship with
my mother is interesting, she's never been one of those
women that apparently is quite common that are jealous of
their daughters. Well apparently apparently I've not encountered and I've

(55:43):
not encountered it.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Maybe I've encountered it in one of my friends.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Actually, I would have thought, not my family, but I
would have thought moms get jealous of the girlfriends of
the sun. Sometimes the wife or the girlfriend will never
hit some sort of yeah maybe in pop culture. Yeah
that's true. Anyway, No, that's no, never thought that, just went,

(56:10):
Oh that beautiful little girl, you know, that's nice and
still trying to be son smart. I wanted to say
to her, you should be looking at the sun every day.
Don't let your mother hide you away from the sun.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
You need it for vitamin D. That's how you make
the melatonin.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
And this is the story of how Kate got banned
from swimwear galore for the rest of her life.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Anyway, I got togs, you know what I went, what
I got so fatigued with my own.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
I bought a bikini, Yes you did, if.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Off and Sonny's on either way. I bought a bikini.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
This is what I want and I.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Sent it to my husband.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
I sent a picture to my husband and it wasn't
even a flattering photo. It was issually just me in
the change room, full on. I wasn't even doing a
nice angle. And he sent back a very nice message.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Was it an egg plan? No, it wasn't an emoji.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I told you he doesn't use those.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Was a real thing. This is a this is the buck.
I want this, this is the this is your message
to get yourself into a booth this week and you
put on those.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
And buy yourself in some new togs, because wearing the
same old ones that you've sat in with the chlorines, eaten,
the elastic, that's not helping anybody.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I don't bathe, So you know, yeah, you know me,
You know me. It's a text, mom or dad. This
is a classic. This is a classic.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
This is guseippe.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
This is it's a real life text. Family calls Joe
and Joe, but I call Peepy. Yeah, most people call
them Joe. I became back with me mentioning him in
my stand up so it's his real name one and
too funnier for comedy. I love just doesn't land funny.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Joe's not Joe's got no shape.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Thank you on your passport. You know, at one point
I could have become a dual citizen of Italy, but
none of us ever got around to doing the paperwork. Know,
they changed the rules, so now it's different. Now I
can't oh no good thing anyway.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
You're a homebody.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Thank you. This is a classic text from dad. Sure,
sweet to the point and also always about mum. Most dads.
Well yeah, I've got the text and thought, well someone's
what's happened has passed away? Lynn's lost her bag and
her phone. Contact her through me. It's a classic. We

(58:53):
need one pack because one dad's doing you know what.
Mum tells him too. But Mum's lost her phone and
her bag, so she lost them together, lost them together.
She lost her bag, her phone in the bag. Who
do you think I take after?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yes, guess what I did.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
You've just reminded me what did you do? You found
it bag with a phone in it?

Speaker 4 (59:11):
No, I lost my phone when I was leaving the
swimwear shop. I got out to my car and I went, oh,
that's weird. When I got in my car, the podcast
didn't come on that I was listening to. I went, oh,
that's weird. Then I went, I should check I've got
my phone. I didn't have my phone. I go back

(59:33):
to the swimwear shop. I go, did I live my
phone here? Love the young girl? She goes no, no.
I go, oh, I'll go yeah no. I go, okay,
it must be in my car. I walk all the
way back to my car. I look again, I look everywhere.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
I don't have it.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
I walk back to the swimwear shop because I'm like,
I've got to call my husband so he can send
out the message. Lyn's lost her bag and her phone,
and the girls up the back.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Counter are like, yeah, waving when I came in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
They saved it just for the bombing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Where was her?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
That message is fresh, still still unlocated. Found it? Who knows?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Where did she lose it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
My mother and me are the same person. My mother
will buye bilin, she'll leave ten minutes later. There's her jacket,
there's her bag and left. Yeah. I love that well
in the world. But the handbag I find odd. Can
I grill you more about it in our next episode? Well,
by next week we'll see if we found it. Oh,
it's a mystery. It's a true crime to waiting, just

(01:00:37):
like you're on the mountain, the hill. What's it called mountain? Oh,
it's Aunt's mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
It's a mountain. Yeah, it's I think it's the second
or third highest mountain.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
In the ball. At what point does a hill become
a mountain measurement wise? I wonder Cody will know it's stupid.
Turn this mic off?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
What a buck The buck Up podcast is hosted by
me Kate Langbrook and him Nathan Balvo. It's produced by
the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound by the magnificent
Yack Lawrence.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
You might call him Jack.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.