December 1, 2025 • 55 mins
- Who can ride a horse?
- Drunk uncle at Xmas
- A French lady fiyng solo
- How to live a long life
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Some teenage boys walk past you, they yell out, they
bitch tits.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off of the knees,
then gift you a pair of easies. And that, my friends,
is why you always always need buck.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, you're gone country, You've gone on Gwen's You've gone
Gwen Stefanie, Papa.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
If you want to join Jesus Robert praying with me,
Galloa the app for only twenty nine and it'll take
you closer. Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
The app was called Hilo the Halo Halo.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
How much is the halo?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
A ten bucks a month closer to Jesus?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Was it ten?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's a buck? Hello? Okay, Lane Brook Oh, Nate Valva
just realized you've got a bit of bling on which
is Kay? Your name Kay? Hanging from your I could
possibly start a rumor that my k tattoo on my
arm is you?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is that? Okay? I thought it was a star, a
shooting star.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hang on a second, buckheads, what we have been doing
this pod for how many years?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
A dozen?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay? And that whole time you did not know that
that is a hand drawn Kylie Minogue tattoo.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's right, it is too, but it doesn't look like okay.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It is okay.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, that doesn't okay logo At the time, I can
say that it's okay. But as that Italian chef said
famously on English television, if it make and mother had
their wheel, she'd be a bicycle. It's not okay. You
want yeah, starts on a shooting star on the instant.
(02:09):
We will let the people decide it's okay. Look at
us bickeringly.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Kate lane Brook that people often say it was the wedding,
the birthday of your life. I say, second after the
day I met Kylie, and then I.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Really I met the day I met you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
The day I met you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That is much. Oh, look she's loving it. The day
I met the world's greatest producer, she's already into it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And the first day I ever met you, I promise
you this, it would have been what time did you
come into Nova to do your show? Yeah? Like what time.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I get in far five? I got in it far But.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The first time we ever met would have been probably
five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Qu's you would come in at twenty to six.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, some guys don't get to raid it all seven now.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh well that's true.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You know we started that. Mick malloy started that I'm
not coming to service. I'm not doing that now, but
that was his call. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Hello, okay, Lambro my favorite.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
K oh no, it's too late for that. That's let's
just move on from that. And if I ever see
Kylie's and you in the same.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Room, I wish again.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Do you know what I talked big? You know what,
I just slink away. Oh, I'd slink away.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know what when I met her the greatest moment
of my life when she walked into that room and
everything had come to that moment. It was a hotel
room at the very fancy You did a press junket.
But because we were.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
The gaze, Oh no, because sorry, stuck on your chair.
The chair I can't tear. The chair's got a rakish angle.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
As you said, you don't want to tilt your pelvis.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's it. I've got the bowl of my pelvis is
tilted and I have to really grip to not slide
off this chair.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Do your exercises.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It really is. It's like, I'm what is it? I'm
riding bad?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You've got country boots on?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Do you know what? I've always believed I could ride
a horse.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You've never ridden a horse. I've ridden a horse, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But I've gone on such ambitious rides.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So you can ride a horse.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Not? Apparently not. I've never said a horse will mock
me for my horse riding?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Which, how can you get horse riding wrong?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That you've got bad posture in the in my head wobbles?
And were you there when I got thrown by the
horse when it turned out I was pregnant with Sunday?
Remember I've gone with our old bossing. Surprisingly turned out
to be a Hello would les be in?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah? What, Yeah, we've gone together.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I would Lesbian? What so again?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Knock at the door? Hello? Would Lesby in?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh, I'm supposed to get all of that from you going?
He ended up being up on my bar?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I think everyone understands Hello would Lesby in that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think it's the first time many people have heard that.
I think I am a cultured individual.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Did you ever watch The Simpsons?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay, all right, you've lost the case. Case dismissed get
him out of here?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Is it in the Simpsons?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, you know that someone would always call that bar
but that's prank call. Yeah, okay, that was one of them.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh of course it was okay, you know, very quickly
when I met Kylie, she called me Ethan and I
didn't care.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
She called you and I didn't care. My goodness, because
her nephew. He did she have the nephew? Then?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Maybe it was twenty ten?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yes, did she have the nepht I've had the nephew.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Who's the dad? The F one driver?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, the model?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, the Chris Smith?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What the hell? Was?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What a da?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That was a live text from mum. That was We're
all so text from We're delirious. This is a Colora.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's late.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's also late.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's late in the year, you know what. And I
honestly feel like I'm gonna get my shit together for
this year and now this year, this one, this year,
I think I'm together for twenty twenty five things. This
is going to be my year.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
And you know what I will I it's a buck up.
And all these people about the Christmas decorations already being up,
good joy?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Do you know what I think? A joy stop that people.
They will still get upset about it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But the main roads are doing it very quick. My
local shops they were up last week of October. I
am on board.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What have they got?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Christmas trees?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Proper Christmas tree?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
The Christmas tree is on the side and lights dangling
in the middle. Already.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, so you know my girlfriend Carla bring on the
joy who's a neon artist? Now this is if you're
in Melbourne. This is so spectacular. Out the front of
Flinder Street station, which is the main station she has got.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Who doesn't know that the lesbian at the door. Not
many people know Flinders Street.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's true, that was unnecessary information out the front of
the station.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
What happens at Flinda Street? What's his purpose? Trains?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, go nasty person, I'm told you hanging by his
freedom and I haven't got myself organized for the year yet.
Go on, and then why would you gang up on me?
After that? Can go on? But this is going to
be my year.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh I agree, you are gonna December is going to
be huge.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I do feel it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'm finished.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's a long time to wait till December, but I'm
happy to do it because I know all good things.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's going to do it. You're gonna find that thing
that you can't find, whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And finally have my desk diary. It's in my notes
to go get one on Monday for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
To be cheap.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Now it would be anyway. She's put up she's put
up Christmas decorations all around the city and there's like
five dingoes dancing. It's based on the twelve Days of Christmas,
but with all Australian animals on various buildings around. Don't
remember five seventoes dancing. It's a lot of dingos, three
cooka bars, yeat. It was a lot to make out
(08:44):
of Neon out in the front of Flinders Street station.
She's got kangaroos pulling a sleeve.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Up already.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, it's up now. It is stunning, course stunning.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We can look at that and go, we know, we
know sort of artist.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's a cool artist, and then you can go on
a Christmas hunt.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Answer me this. I'm unaware of the answer to this.
That's why I'm asking you. The windows still a thing,
the chris My windows.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Still In fact they does every state have.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
A fan into. Yeah, it's still a thing. It's still
a thing. I remember one.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Year lining up for hours.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, you know what I find really strange. You can
just sort of walk around the outside have.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
A peek because you're tall and I am. Surprisingly I'm
just like people.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
People's desperation to form a queue I find really peculiar.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
People love a queue.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And also the lie family. Yeah, is this the line?
Is this the end of the line.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I was working on a new bit the other day.
I can't get it right. It's about it's about boomers retiring.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And then just spending ages.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Never am just they retire and then they spend most
of their days asking if this is the line?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh, yes, that's true. They are Is this the line?
Because you know what?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Are you lining up?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes? Are you being served? Very polite? Yeah, they go,
are you right? Are you? And then they'll put it
the queue.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
They want you to know that they're in the queue system.
Didn't ask you? Did you're walking past lining up?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Valvo. What you're criticizing them for is actually one of
the basic tenets, one of the pillars of our civilization.
And you watch as they fall and crumble into dust.
So do we? So do we I am so I'm
(10:49):
swimming against the tide on this anti boomer scene. They
built this.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
One of my shows. I am so pro boomer, big
fan of the boomers.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You often have a crack at them in they're parking.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Or you're the one with the no you park like
an idiot on your windscreen. Oh here's a lovely buck
up quote. Are you ready, folks? Inconvenience is the price
you pay for community.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I heard it once and I was like, that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I hate it. I actually hate it. I couldn't hate
it more. I couldn't hate it more. What a terrible
thing to get people to believe. Do you know what
that's like? Green like you know the door? You know
(11:39):
what it's like. It's like pretty well all government at
some point cook it starts to convince people that the
opposite of what's true is true.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
So they do things like, for instance, when they close
down the asylums or the places and chucked everyone out
on the street. They call that community in fact, But
it's true. I think about it all the time, literally,
what people do.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't drive around going what happened to the asylums?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Because some people need them.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Of course people need to be looked after.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, they're not looked after. You know where they are
on the streets. And they're telling us that's community. That's
not community. That's actually destroying the community.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We're adding the word community to the no go list
of this pod. All right, what about there's a few words,
what terrible quote? Inconvenience? Is the price you pay for community?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Weasel words?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
When Kate kicks off about her little rants about politics
or what have you hidden amongst it is always an
argument for like socialism and all the things.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
That you No, No, they're not things like I'm You're
not like they're things.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That it's always hidden in your in your No, it's
not even hidden.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You can I can believe in various things. Absolutely, I
believe in very Si is the problem with politics now
because we have a UNI party. Both parties actually believe
the same thing. You look at who they support. They
support big business, they support big banks, they support immigration,
they support yeah, the big miners. They won't tax companies,
(13:28):
but they'll chase a rabbit down a hole because you
might have claimed six dollars too much for cleaning your
work shirts.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So back to Christmas, Yes, I joge you're hanging by
a friend love Chris Decorive. It's going to be twenty
twenty six is not going to be a year?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Well that's so far away. I'm not worried about that.
You're really going to make the most.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I have genuinely very good feelings about you in twenty
twenty six, New Lease on Life. Your book's going to
be done released. It's going to be all good. I
really do feel it. Do we know what the year
of the what? What animal?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Is?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Next year?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I don't care, and I like to know. It's confused.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I think I was born in Year of the pig
le rat, one of the two.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
They both and you know what, they always go very lucky,
very lucky.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Next year is next year year of the horse.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's the year of the horse, and you can ride
a horse. And we just talked about horse. It's coincidents
or back up.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
See, you're going to be bobbing your head all next year.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Do you know what I have done? And you know,
in the spirit of funish way finished your book.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I thought it was going to be a stocking filler,
the perfect gift for mum this Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Do you know we were at a family thing the
other night and someone asked about it and then they seed, no,
they literally see it. I'm sorry, I am like that
was obviously My response was just so they were sorry.
They asked people shouldn't ask about that. You can't ask
people anything now, but people feel free to ask me
(15:10):
about my book.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Good point.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You can't ask a woman if she's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You know what, we get asked a lot. I get
asked all what.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You can't know. I've got to be very careful. Ever,
You've got to be very what if someone else has
told you that they are, you still can't If you
know them, well, you can, but you can't say to
our You just can't say it as a.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
When you were in our area, media show, if you stayed,
or TV whatever. I don't care. But people always ask
about money, and they never ask other people's jobs about money.
So if they see me on something, they say how
much did you get paid to do?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No one ever asked me.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I asked all the time about fees for things.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh you did that?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Uh huh? How much was that?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Do I know what you're on?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah? Right? Do you know someone? What are you?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
And they're like, oh, I'm an engineer what are you on?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
When we were in Italy, I was amazed at how
open Italians are about things like that. We were at
the bank and it took a week to open a
bank account. But in our time at the bank, and
the really lovely woman who we met there, I think
her name was Anna. She told us on like the
third visit how much she got paid. She got like
(16:32):
forty eight thousand euros a year. She just told us that.
Can you imagine being in Australia and someone telling you good,
like finding a branch.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Here, everybody go, he's here here.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I love it. I love him. You know what you're
that's the uncle preparing for christ? It really, do you
know that uncle? The drunk uncle keeps the spirits high.
They get us through and they shout out to the
people in the world who keeps spirits high, which of
course we do on this very podcast. If you will pray,
(17:13):
gentle listener, excuse my seven minute rant earlier in the podcast.
The fact is, you will leave our company feeling better
than you did when you arrived. And even if it's
just God, I'm glad I'm not her, it doesn't matter.
That's enough, it doesn't matter how enough just take the
(17:37):
buck as we will deliver it up to you.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I feel like this time of the year is prime
text from mum territory. Oh yes, I do feel that.
This is where our mothers come into their own a frenzy.
It's Christmas, it's their super Bowl. They are busy women.
They're already talking about lunch of options. It's November. Ln
who's going where? Who's bringing a plus one?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
My mother's already planning. You know who's not going She's
going to return her gift of course.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yes, you know who's away this year?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh yes, yes, yes, Oh, I mean you know what
else they last? Cody's family doing it sort of smugness.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's Cody flying down.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, it's like, oh poor old else. You know her, well,
her family are all going away and she's going to
be on her own.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Oh this one, and that's.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
A reminder, don't you ever do that?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Or this one. This is Mary's first year without Doug.
She'll be devastated, or this one this might be her last.
Just randomly deciding when someone's last Christmas is about to come, Well,
it could be her last. You never know.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I did say about dad, my dad for about three
years or four years in a row. I thought it
was his last. I really thought it was his last.
But I tell you what, he was pretty waving. Yeah,
he really was, and everyone felt like a victory.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, I'm no. You hated my thing about inconvenience being
the price you pay for comunity.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Friend.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Another thing I heard once was if you want to
snap yourself out of being lazy, try and work out
how many Christmases you have left, and it kind of
makes you do stuff a bit better, a bit more
get amongst it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It depresses me and makes me want to crawl into
bed for a nap because I'm overwhelmed by everything and
everything there is to be done.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Well, you're adding to that. Death.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I'm praying for death so I can have a rest.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Kate's Last Kate's Last Christmas bottle of the app.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Really, you're so perverse?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
How am I perverse? Trying to lift the spirit lift
to people like you who hanging by a thread.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
But I'm trying to you up, fucking you up saying
you've got what what eight Christmas is left?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Tops enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Be terrible if you knew last week you were telling
us about.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Getting medical tests to see if I have a heart condition.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So I'm never had drama, really anti getting tested now, SA,
She's had a couple of things in her family she's
had to get tested for. We discussed it, though, didn't
we whether or not you get tested.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
We discussed it on this pod because it was the
breast can the.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Bracka gene, the bracka gene. And I think about it
all the time, you know, because we're getting closer and
closer to being able to find out anything that we
want about ourselves except how to liberate ourselves from our phones.
That's not that's not it's.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Not going anywhere. And would you like to know so or.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
If you knew? And you know it says in the
Bible nobody knows the day or the hour?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, so I'm not allowed to say inspirational quotes about community.
You throw on Bible versus.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's not an inspirational quote about Tell.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Me more about the Bible, Gwen Stefanie.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, would you choose to know the day and the hour?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Absolutely not? Absolutely would No.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Getting your heart checked.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
It's a good question. I thought that when I had
my pants off.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Ooh, when she turned around, were filled with your regret?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I don't want to know because what you just said,
then I think you would. I think you would give
up earlier than you think. Like if they say to
me it's twenty thirty all the time, I just give
up in like twenty thirty two would be just right
out the last four years watching TV?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Would you want to know, Sash, I wouldn't better help myself. Yeah,
she wouldn't be able to help herself.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
She'd be tippy tapped you can't do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
In the middle, and then she'd be all despondent at
breakfast and she'd be, oh, will be to go out
and play nine holes of golf? I don't have time
for eighteen.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Why would she be despondent at breakfast? It's a wish
well the.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Next morning after she's found out, she'd only allow herself
a small window.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's true. I don't want to know. Do you want
to know?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, I don't want to know. No, this been to
a doctor in twelve years.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Of anyone you should find out.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I'm using, I'm gazing.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
We call it the closest, the closest, but.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You know, because of all my supplements, and also i'd
go to see any I think I'm due for a
bit of uga, Booker.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I feel that you actually haven't told me to take
something in a while, to rub something in a wild
There hasn't been some new thing.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well. I had to wean myself off because literally my
supplement cupboards were full to burst. They were too full.
And one day a delivery arrived and I was I
had unpacked it. I always do it when Peter's not home,
but because he's been home studying, it's been really hard
to give him the slip. And he walked in just
(22:51):
as I was putting things away in one of my
pill cupboards.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
What a sentence? And what was it?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Well, it was what the It was my blue Tongue
that I had accidentally signed up to a subscription. So
I've got like twelve bottles of it. Now there's no
way I can get through it. Just a lot my
mitochondrial function through the roof.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Those readings be through the roof. It's I would, I
would confidently say, I don't think I've ever ever finished
a bottle of vitamins because I get it on the
Oh I want that. Oh yeah, that's good for that,
I get it. I reckon, I'll have I'll be good
for a couple of week.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, yeah, never to be.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Seen never again.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah. Well, my one that I really have is vitamin D.
That's really the only one that I finished.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Never finished one to the top, little top drawer. There's
this bag, this old shopping bag, absolutely shockers filled with
vitamin bottles that I don't finish.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Does your husband believe in pills? He mean, I know
he believes in pills, but does he believe in supplements?
He takes a lot of those signs people don't. He takes.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
We both double in the longevity ones like the NAD pos.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Okay, so I've got the NAD plus and I've got
the name in, which is the precursor to NAD.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
We take a coup it.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Now, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You just you just fall for it and go, oh yeah,
let's get that.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I've got glycine. I've got four bottles of glycine and
I can't remember what it does. I just glycine glassy,
glassing glassy. Can you google what it does? Sas tell us,
that's why we chat.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
If it's something about memory, then you're getting a reface.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So my girlfriend Alice came over talking about cupboards to
clean out, she comes over. She'll do it. She's remarkable,
like she could have a business doing it, but if
she said, she has to love someone to do it.
So she's just got the most incredible capacity for order
and organization and also style. So she's like sort of
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even the I don't dress anything like her, she understands
basically probably better than I do.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What you wear, you stick.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
So she comes over. But we've got this sort of
shorthand that we've developed with each other. You know how
we've discussed before how women always like to have a
story behind what they wear. Definitely do so this time
she was using the stories against me to illustrate why
I should get rid of and remembers, well, no, no,
(25:29):
She just pulls out a garment, surveys it, looks at it,
then looks at me and says something like, if you
were a French woman about to board a solo flight
around the world, this suit would be great.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I think I know the outfit.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, I know the exact word. Then she says, keep this,
keep this outfit in case you have a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh that could be many.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, don't be too enthusiastic this one. She says This
is great if you're ever going to a Holly Hobby party.
This is a perfect funeral outfit. She says, keep it
if you're going to a funeral of someone you don't like.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Ha ha, what is that outside something?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
She'll just like something blank. I've got very few black.
This is just proclamations that she makes. And once she's
made the proclamation, you cannot see. And then there's just
a couple. She'll just go some of them. I don't
even understand. She'll just go we willy winky.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Okay, if someone looked at me and said, will willy
winky about something I was wearing, I would never wear it.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Wear it again. It doesn't even have men to wear
it again. Winky knock it? Walking through the town that
something is holy. And this one which really destroyed me,
will willy Winky. She said, oh, Miranda, which I was
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because we've got a girlfriend called Miranda. She wasn't talking
about her, she was talking about she was talking about
Miranda in the city.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I can't remember, but it smoked from my memory, from
my cupboard, from the street, from the neighborhood. I was
so I was so done with it. I couldn't even
drop it in at a local op shop. It had
to be like far from my home.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Like another state.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
But it's such fun when you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay, Miranda not in the new seasons, but O g Miranda.
You don't want any of that.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No one, not Miranda in any incarnation, all right? What
who wants? Who wants Miranda from?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Just like outfits were okay, weren't they never? Oh I
don't know, and you know why they weren't.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
They did it on purpose, right because she was wearing them.
But you know what I mean, like she was the
season folks, you just you would never like, oh I
want to look like Miranda's.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Nobody nobody wanted to that what you're right?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That was the role that she played on the show.
Maybe she doesn't know that.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I don't think she knows.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I hope she's not dead. She well she might because
you know Rosie listens now, and Rosie loves Miranda.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We love Rosie.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
We love Rosie.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
O'donald hello, shouted out her show.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Row that's what you call her? A few really good friends.
Well can we call your row row Rosie? Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, Miranda, alright, French woman going on around the world.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
What solo solo?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I wonder what the word solo is implying there just
about the French woman.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
The whole thing was to paint the picture of the woman.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Speaking of luggage. Oh my god, we've done like too genuine?
Is that a record?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah? We're profresh, we are so professional.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Things that annoy me? Oh yes we're here, are we?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You things that annoy me? Two things?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
For this? What do you mean? I actually called for this.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Called for this to do this segment this week and
here we are. Yeah, but you're now what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Well? You've you what this is?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
What inconvenience that you pay a community?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Inconvenience is a price you pay for community? What Blaggard
thought that up?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
All French solo woman?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yes, go on, I came Miranda.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Two things. It's not really an annoy me. It's more
of a rant.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Rant feel free? Do you know what? And anyone who
wants to leave a rant? How do they do it?
Sash ms on our buckets, our buck knuckles? We must
everyone needs an outlet? Can people a voicemail? They can
record voice note? And how do they send it to us? Please? Do?
(30:07):
We'd love to your voices?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Ready from a rant. Yes, folks, why is the most
expensive thing in the world? Luggage?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
The other day I went I want that is what
you want? To kiss me? It was one suitcase with
a carry on. Are you ready? Thirteen hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
My first was eleven hundred.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yes, my first car was thirteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
My first car was eleven hundred dollars. It could fit
more in it and the wheels were better. O't Kate
rook annoy me? Luggage prices all.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Right, but here's the thing, what valvo.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Not even that fancy?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Can I just say this black a black suitcase? A
here's a phrase invented by the same person that's sees
inconvenience is the price you pay for community? Same person,
check your privilege. You're buying luggage because you can afford
to go on a holiday.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Not really, not really, Well, now, the choice is luggage
all the holidays. So the choice shouldn't be the holiday
or the luggage.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
When so you're obviously there's so many bark and lugges
framed the brand because you should get them to sponsor
the poets, we get free luggage. Well, but here's the
thing about luggage that's A lot of it is related
to quality and how long you want to have it for.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I'm going to argue you right now. Nothing is good
quality anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, no, some of them are.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Nothing is some of it. Clothes aren't expensive clothes anymore.
Expensive shoes are not good at.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It, that's true, But luggage still is. I can say
this on the basis of someone there, how long ago
when we were in Hawaii, sash and I bought that
rima Worth suitcase. That was twenty years ago. Yeah, twenty
years ago. Absolutely brilliant, brilliant, But are you expense.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Let me say sometime I need to see this luggage
before I will listen to you care because some people
get very attached to luggage and they're like, this is
still fine, and you see them dragging it along.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, okay, so the wheels are still brilliant. It is
cracked and take stains. Girlfriend of mine borrowed it. Yeah,
but what do you you. I don't care because as
soon as it goes on that it's getting trashed on
the plane. I didn't understand those people who were checking
on with Louis Vaton and putting them in the cargo hold.
(32:45):
And you always say it's such an Asian thing to
put plastic bags around it to protect your luggage. I'm like,
that's too much trouble. My luggage is traveling through life
like me. It's getting banged up. It's getting banged up abroad,
and that's just how.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's just how shiny and you and expensive.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
So let me tell you this, So rimmer were now
not not for me, pretty expensy, still very expensive. However
it's got a lifetime guarantee.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Now, oh didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
My girl friend just told nothing comes with a guarantee.
Sometimes you buy expensive things and the like do you guarantee?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You're like you will hope.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
So, but conversely, this is very I am radio every
time go on, Hello there, copper, hold on to your hats, ladies.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Remember luggage.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Where are you off to? I'm a French woman going
on a.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Road side or holiday.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
So my husband and I always had this argument when
we go, when we travel together, and because you're always
bringing stuff back, particularly if we haven't gone with the kids.
So if you're buying presents for four people, his parents
and my parents, blah blah blah, that's a lot of stuff.
So we always need an extra suitcase. He's he just
(34:14):
digs in. So now I've just started doing this. You
go to the local train station whatever in Italy train station,
there's always luggage shops at the train station. I bought
a twenty five euro carry on and checked it on
when we came home. Do I expect that to last
a lifetime?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
But I'm going to give it to a child.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
So can I havea no? I don't you can have
any twelve hundred. I don't like your reply here. You
haven't come with me here?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Have you made me?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You've disagreed with me, and I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Only because the first time in my life when I
bought an expensive suitcase, I've used it for and the
wheels are still great, practiced, pulls you through the airport.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
My second tale annoying me.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oh yeah, I say one thing you can There is
a brand of suitcase that's quite expensive and the terrible
sucks hard, really sucks.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yes, I just picked it and minded it terrible?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Was that what you looked at? No expensive anymore? I
bought when it was terrible?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Are we not saying it like we're gonna get sued?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I just don't want to say Okay, Sampson. Second thing,
really disappointing.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Second thing, I don't any folks. I'm sorry to be
so negative.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It is getting out.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
The Christmas spirit is alive and I love that. I'm saying,
deer toilets everywhere, in bars everywhere, bring back the paper
towel for your hands, Bring back, yes, the paper towel.
The king, the mighty king of the paper towel. Hand wash,
(35:57):
I mean dry you are. I have to clean my
hands and then go under this blow that's harboring everyone
else's hand germs from the day. Oh, here's what we'll
do with your hands, will create a perfect atmosphere for
more germs.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Correct and into your face.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Face hands, you get this under your nails, sir, enjoy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Bring back the paper town. You know what that is?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Inconvenience is the price for public And I only learned
this when I went into something the other day that
had paper towels, and the.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Joy, the joy, I almost felt like pressing on the
smiley face when you leave those airport toilets that say,
how was your experience?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Where you would have gone five starts?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
But why is that there all the time? By the way, no.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Who feels it who But what do they want to know? Well,
if they were clean or not?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Is it just a clean or not?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I think so, But there's nothing else to.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Have them as well. You walk out of the.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Someone invented it?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
What was your experience like? Well, I just want to
did a little. We don't know what you want from me, sir.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I haven't been eating enough five one star, one.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Star or very yellow too much coffee one.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Speaking of paper towel, my mother and I think about
this quite often because we go through a lot of
paper towel in my house. I love paper towel to paper.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Towel, reign supreme to aw tho.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Its very expensive. It's made five bucks for two correct,
and that's on sale.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
What's going on? So I am radio?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I like a certain type three ply or your raw
dogribbed well, I like one that soaks up a lot.
Oh yeah, anyway, But my mother, this is kind of
silence star has literally never bought a roll of paper
(37:57):
towel in her life. You know what she always had
in her kitchen. And when we cleaned out her house
when she moved, I found draws and drawers full of
paper towels from public dispenses. That's smart, so smart. That's
probably the reason I do that with doggie bags. Oh
(38:18):
what heaps.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
There's there's a bunch of parks in my area that
I only take like four or five that's allowed.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I haven't stolen anything like that since I was at Uni.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's not stolen. It's there for everyone.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
No, no, that's fine, but I'm not anti it. What
I'm saying is when I was at Uni, I gave
it a good so.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Your mother would rip it out of the machine, get
wet wards of pinch to pinch out and pinch yea.
The worst is when there's none left and you don't
want to give up, and so you're pinching up and
you cut your fingers serrated egg trying to find a
bloody paper towel, but there's none there because your mum
took them all.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
All right, If I may add to the annoyance, and
I don't want this to be doing he we are,
but we can't take it with this.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
We're leaving this in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
We really are, okay. I can't of remember the things that.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
You wrote them down, them.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Down, I've rat them for so long and I didn't
want to give you the pleasure of doing this segment.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Because you hate it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't like it inconvenience when you're cooking. When you're cooking,
do not give me a measurement in pounds, Oh my god,
or ounces with you? Give me cups, Give me cups,
give me and spoons. Just give me that. Give me
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something that I can measure. I'm with you. I'm not weighing.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
She's not wrong.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I'm not weighing. I'm not looking at a bag trying
to work out what one third of one fifth of
the bag.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I've got stuff all over my fingers, googling on my
phone how many grams are?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
And also, for sake, give me by temperature conversions. Don't
make me google what three seventy five? I refuse to
learn fahrenheit.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I will never learn fahrenheit. You Fahrenheit the hair for you?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
He was when we could have I loved Celsius, whoever
he was.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
He's the king spelled with a Seed's a great guy. Yeah,
it's good fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Would anyone even have gone along with him?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
And on you and on this rant, on this rant.
When I'm reading the recipe further down, when you're doing
the steps, also in brackets, put what the measurement is,
so I don't have to scroll back up.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I don't have to scroll back up.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
And also online recipes, I don't want the five hundred
word essay about the history of why you chose.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
But that's why you always jump to recipe. Do you
know you jumped to recipe?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That's hard to find that button.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, they hide it because they won't ramblings.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
You know what, my non emigrated to Australia.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
How many eggs?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
How many eggs?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Carry on? Okay, I've got one more?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
By the way, Fahrenheit, you can look him up. He
was a person. Is this guy find out about himself?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
That thought technically makes more sense because it's zero to
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
No, that's celsius feet. That's why we've adopted it, because
it's right decimal. It's decimal. So this fool Fahrenheit, whoever
he may be, he goes who is far? He was
some German or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I love their measurements, love it.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
But this is what he said. So from now on,
menser Kittle boils. You will knows that it boils. It
a one hundred and seventy egg degrees point seven, right,
and people would have gone, oh, yeah, it's so true,
Hair Fahrenheim, so clever.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
And then you'll go and Venza Vaught is icy coll
put it in search, will be searching degrees and everyone
clap you fool?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
What a just on that?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
You know, mister Selson?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
What I also never understand water temperature? What are you
talking about when people talking about the water and I
say the number of the.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Action would have been? What does it mean? Who knows?
Who knows? When Google Matt stills you to head north?
I don't know? Tell me left or right?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Mary?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Who was he? He was from Prussia? I knew it,
Daniel Gabrielle fahrenheit? What a?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
And I another question for you?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Why? Why?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
What's what's it going on about? What does it even mean?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, tell me about it?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And why do the Americans embrace it?
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Well, you know the Americans now just do it out
of stubbornness. They really just but what fools they are? Well,
the difficult they make love.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I've said this to you before. The fahrenheit makes more
sense when you are talking about weather day, whether like
in the day, like the outside temperatures like sixty seventy eighty,
It sounds so much hotter than thirty three.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
So I get that, but it's not hot. That's actually cold.
Sixty is cold.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I don't think it's fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
I refuse to learn. I refuse to learn to anyway.
He must have. Really, you know how everyone's got a
professional and everyone's got a professional run pepsi, coke correct
and people have them as well. You know who don't
like each other?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
What's our what's our podcast? Fahrenheit?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah? I don't know there'd be someone who'd hate us.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh yeah, read some of our comments?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Oh really? Are they hateful comments? Sash? Give me one,
you hateful comment?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
There's there used to be a lot more.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I think they say they've got used to it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I think have stopped listening.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I don't think so. I think when you really hate someone, Yeah,
of course that's how AM radio works. You should know.
You're the guy give him his sound.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
It's hot out today, it's eighty degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Love me or hate me, you're going to keep listening. Go.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I know what I'll say is this, hang on, hang
on inconvenience is the price you pay for give me?
Speaker 1 (44:33):
He would never say that. He would never say that
that guy. He would never say it.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
You know who would say who Fahrenheit?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Fahrenheit say bullshit? Inconvenience and when people are saying, excuse me, professor, Fahrenheit,
is there an easier way to measure? To measure when
support is boiling? Professor? Is there do you think an
easier measure? He would say, inconvenience, you're paying for community.
(45:05):
You're part of the Fahrenheit community. That's not anyway. When
Celsius came a farahs hated, I reckon Celsius was probably
a student of Fahrenheit.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
That's what I think he was rebelling.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Who was he? Sash? Who was Celsius?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
He was.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Under? Celsius was a Swedish astronomer.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh really, what era?
Speaker 1 (45:31):
What era? He was seventeen forty two? And let's look
it all. When was Fahrenheit? They were compatriots. All they
say earlier he was, Yeah, of course Fahrenheit was earlier,
sixteen eighties. They might have just cross paths.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Imagine how easy way.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Celsius would have been a student of Fahrenheit. Imagine how
easy recipes would have been in sixteen eighty five before
any of.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
This, Yes, they would have been taken to the local
baker and put it into the roasting ovan, which was
communal on a Sunday community.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
And you know what the baker would say on Sunday
when it was annoying wheneverone arrived trying to put their community. Yeah,
he'd go, inconvenience. Is that your list? I've got one.
We can't, Yes, you can, No, we can't, we can't.
All right, we'll do it another time, Professor Fahrenheit, Why
is the temperature, Professor Fahrenheit with the candlestick holder in
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the library. Its guilty reminded me of cludo guilty. Okay,
I returned to an og segment. Yes, yes, okay, Professor
Fahrenheit ain't got nothing on this lady. Did you just
pluck a head.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
That gray hair?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Need you flossy teeth ripped out? Why do you rip
it out?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Because it was dangling and it was very stringy. Let
me say, you know my friend, Hello Jack, if you're
listening the hair colorist.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Oh I met Jack at your wedding us.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
I said, I love him. I said to Jack, the
grays are coming. And when you're a man like I am,
it doesn't some people. It happens like kind of like
a little bit a little bit. Most guys I've been
speaking to you, it's just you've just got it all
of a sudden. One day you go hang on and
it's just in photos. I'm not anti it, but I
(47:20):
was doing some research and I said to Jack, who's
a professional hair colorist, I said, what can I do
about it? And he said, I'm telling you, even after
all these years, there is nothing you can do to
make it look good. When you're a man.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
It's very hardy. And you know what the measure is,
and it's.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
His full time job is coloring hair. And don't do it.
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Famous fellows have got the most terrible.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Orange, or it's too dark, and they go too dark.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
He said.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
At best, I might suggest maybe a little we can
flick something, a little bit to the.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Sides, a bit, a bit of a yeah flick.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
But he said, don't do it. He said, embrace.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
You know what I find strange about that, because you've
got such a baby face.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
And an old man hair.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, well that's weird. But you know he's got that
Andy Cohen. Okay, he's fully silver. I would take hair,
but you're nowhere near that. You don't look gray now but.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
It's just become very evident in the last six months,
which is fine, just doing some research.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Well, you're a homeowner.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
What I would love more than anything.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
A homo. Yeah, keeps you young. Being a homo, No,
makes you all really out of your bones.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
If you are a man listening to the buck up
and you look good rocking your shaved head, you are
the luckiest. You're lucky on the luckiest men look hot
with the shaved that.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Just her type for a while, or not your head
in men, she light pulled me or shaven headed me.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
If you shave your head and you're rocking it, that's
like a gift from the god.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
But you'll never be that.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I have never tried. Actually, do you think you'll go great?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Cody's blonde? Blonde as and blonde is very easy to tweak.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Isn't that many colors over the years that very.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
If he goes gray, has he got any grays in
his beard?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
If he grows his beard?
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, Rather, that's a given way. Like even when you
see Brad Pitt, do.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
You think Cody's been dyeing his hair and he's never
told me?
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah, I do, God, he's very blonde. I married a.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Daddy, and he's never told me inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
I just I can't even look at you now. I
can't even Oh he's okay.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
What's your hot take on the gray? He didn't tell
me on men.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
No, it's very hard for me.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
You know what you taste, your personal taste. Your man's
rock and good hair.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, he's got good hair, but his mum always sees.
In their family there was Uncle Darcy who I never met,
and Uncle Darcy had brown hair till he was seventy eight.
Whoa however?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Natural?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Peter's yeah, natural? Yeah, in the olden days. So can
you can't imagine that they'd fight in the sig Freed
line and then come home and dye their hair like
a pack of ninnies. That's not that's not happening.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
You know what's a NINNI?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
I don't know, just something they would have said in
the old days. But then Peter's dad, his nickname when
he played footy and he was only like twenty five
or twenty six, was silver. He prematurely and his twin
brother identical twin brother. They both went gray early early,
(50:39):
and Peter's older brother got that gray geen. But Peter
doesn't have it. And also you're as old as the
woman you feel. Oh, anyway, this old bird, what's her name?
Ann Angelette?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Her name then.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Angelette? Yeah, sure, like my son Louis Lewis, but a
woman and one hundred and one years old.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Who Lewis is younger than that?
Speaker 1 (51:11):
And she's from New Jersey. Okay, So straight away we
know we like to respect the aged and we like
to find out what their secrets are.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Well, this segment started many many months ago in our
OG episodes because I used to get furious when it
wasn't easy. Yes, and the secret was always exercise or eating.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Something banana a day, not gossiping, Oh that's shit, not
never saying anything mean fifty yeah, but you know who
Fahrenheit would have gossiped about Celsius?
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Oh yeah, you call him Celsius.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, that little Celsius. You know what he did today?
He would have said to his wife and in bed
at night he would be absolutely steaming this rage at
one hundred and seventy entgrees. That is a temperature everybody.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Since become guess you go.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
I don't know who knows, We're never gonna learn it.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
We know what it is and you know what buckets
don't do you musk? We don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
We don't want to know. Hey anyway, So I don't
know if I love her or hate her. I hate
her for the secret to a long life.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
A secret to one hundred and one years?
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Have a listen, Oh, don't forget have a hundred, one
hundred and one to be exact, and continues to run
her own business Curiosity, Jewelry and creskil.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
If I retire, I would die?
Speaker 2 (52:42):
How many days a week from the world six?
Speaker 1 (52:45):
So we asked the secret to her success?
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Rule number one?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Self care?
Speaker 2 (52:50):
You mut shower, you mut eat. You must take care
of yourself. You must shower, you must you must eat.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
How dirty is this woman shower?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
She can to shower? Who is letting this warld work?
Six days a week?
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Okay, this woman has told us the secret to her
long life is working. I've never felt more despondent.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I've never hated someone I've never met much in my life.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
I've never wanted to engage in elder abe than if
I meet her?
Speaker 2 (53:27):
How dare she six days a week?
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Although you know what, I'd love to go to her
jewelry store? You I'd like to meet her.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
She doesn't shower. By the sounds of it, she does.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
It's very important that you shower and you eat.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Anyone that has to say as a reminder of shower,
she's not showering.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I returned to our original theory about these aged They
don't know and when when a journalist comes knocking, they've
got to have something. They've got to have something to say.
Hence they scrabble around in whatever wizzen dusty, tumbleweed ridden
drawers of their mind they can wrench open with their
(54:05):
feeble osteop porosis ridden arms and they out the first
thing that they find, and in her case.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
More and you must shower and eat. Oh that's the end,
I don't think, so step out in a light. I
don't think sushlight the episode because she just put her
arms in the air and went the end.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
No. But so we know they loved it. Did you
loved it? We've got new friends, new friends who mortal enemies?
Oh who Professor and doctor self?
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, but we're team Celsius.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Well we know who won. You know what, We know
who was on the right side of history, which is
not always that.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Next week, next episode, folks, will dive into Grahams versus
pounds and ounces.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
And Doctor Kilo is that a person?
Speaker 2 (55:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh not, I think it means a thousand. The buck
Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and him
Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio
and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call
him Jack. And Dom Evans, Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Some teenage boys walk past you, they yell out, they
bitch tits.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off of the knees,
then gift you a pair of easies. And that, my friends,
is why you always always need buck.
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Gwen Stefanie, Papa.
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How much is the halo?
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A ten bucks a month closer to Jesus?
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Was it ten?
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That's a buck? Hello? Okay, Lane Brook Oh, Nate Valva
just realized you've got a bit of bling on which
is Kay? Your name Kay? Hanging from your I could
possibly start a rumor that my k tattoo on my
arm is you?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is that? Okay? I thought it was a star, a
shooting star.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hang on a second, buckheads, what we have been doing
this pod for how many years?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
A dozen?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay? And that whole time you did not know that
that is a hand drawn Kylie Minogue tattoo.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's right, it is too, but it doesn't look like okay.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It is okay.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, that doesn't okay logo At the time, I can
say that it's okay. But as that Italian chef said
famously on English television, if it make and mother had
their wheel, she'd be a bicycle. It's not okay. You
want yeah, starts on a shooting star on the instant.
(02:09):
We will let the people decide it's okay. Look at
us bickeringly.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Kate lane Brook that people often say it was the wedding,
the birthday of your life. I say, second after the
day I met Kylie, and then I.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Really I met the day I met you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
The day I met you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That is much. Oh, look she's loving it. The day
I met the world's greatest producer, she's already into it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And the first day I ever met you, I promise
you this, it would have been what time did you
come into Nova to do your show? Yeah? Like what time.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I get in far five? I got in it far But.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
The first time we ever met would have been probably
five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Qu's you would come in at twenty to six.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, some guys don't get to raid it all seven now.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh well that's true.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You know we started that. Mick malloy started that I'm
not coming to service. I'm not doing that now, but
that was his call. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Hello, okay, Lambro my favorite.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
K oh no, it's too late for that. That's let's
just move on from that. And if I ever see
Kylie's and you in the same.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Room, I wish again.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Do you know what I talked big? You know what,
I just slink away. Oh, I'd slink away.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know what when I met her the greatest moment
of my life when she walked into that room and
everything had come to that moment. It was a hotel
room at the very fancy You did a press junket.
But because we were.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
The gaze, Oh no, because sorry, stuck on your chair.
The chair I can't tear. The chair's got a rakish angle.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
As you said, you don't want to tilt your pelvis.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's it. I've got the bowl of my pelvis is
tilted and I have to really grip to not slide
off this chair.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Do your exercises.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It really is. It's like, I'm what is it? I'm
riding bad?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You've got country boots on?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Do you know what? I've always believed I could ride
a horse.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You've never ridden a horse. I've ridden a horse, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But I've gone on such ambitious rides.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So you can ride a horse.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Not? Apparently not. I've never said a horse will mock
me for my horse riding?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Which, how can you get horse riding wrong?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That you've got bad posture in the in my head wobbles?
And were you there when I got thrown by the
horse when it turned out I was pregnant with Sunday?
Remember I've gone with our old bossing. Surprisingly turned out
to be a Hello would les be in?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah? What, Yeah, we've gone together.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I would Lesbian? What so again?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Knock at the door? Hello? Would Lesby in?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh, I'm supposed to get all of that from you going?
He ended up being up on my bar?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I think everyone understands Hello would Lesby in that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think it's the first time many people have heard that.
I think I am a cultured individual.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Did you ever watch The Simpsons?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Okay, all right, you've lost the case. Case dismissed get
him out of here?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Is it in the Simpsons?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, you know that someone would always call that bar
but that's prank call. Yeah, okay, that was one of them.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh of course it was okay, you know, very quickly
when I met Kylie, she called me Ethan and I
didn't care.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
She called you and I didn't care. My goodness, because
her nephew. He did she have the nephew? Then?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Maybe it was twenty ten?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yes, did she have the nepht I've had the nephew.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Who's the dad? The F one driver?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, the model?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, the Chris Smith?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What the hell? Was?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What a da?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That was a live text from mum. That was We're
all so text from We're delirious. This is a Colora.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's late.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's also late.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's late in the year, you know what. And I
honestly feel like I'm gonna get my shit together for
this year and now this year, this one, this year,
I think I'm together for twenty twenty five things. This
is going to be my year.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
And you know what I will I it's a buck up.
And all these people about the Christmas decorations already being up,
good joy?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Do you know what I think? A joy stop that people.
They will still get upset about it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But the main roads are doing it very quick. My
local shops they were up last week of October. I
am on board.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What have they got?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Christmas trees?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Proper Christmas tree?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
The Christmas tree is on the side and lights dangling
in the middle. Already.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, so you know my girlfriend Carla bring on the
joy who's a neon artist? Now this is if you're
in Melbourne. This is so spectacular. Out the front of
Flinder Street station, which is the main station she has got.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Who doesn't know that the lesbian at the door. Not
many people know Flinders Street.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's true, that was unnecessary information out the front of
the station.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
What happens at Flinda Street? What's his purpose? Trains?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, go nasty person, I'm told you hanging by his
freedom and I haven't got myself organized for the year yet.
Go on, and then why would you gang up on me?
After that? Can go on? But this is going to
be my year.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh I agree, you are gonna December is going to
be huge.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I do feel it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'm finished.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's a long time to wait till December, but I'm
happy to do it because I know all good things.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's going to do it. You're gonna find that thing
that you can't find, whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And finally have my desk diary. It's in my notes
to go get one on Monday for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
To be cheap.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Now it would be anyway. She's put up she's put
up Christmas decorations all around the city and there's like
five dingoes dancing. It's based on the twelve Days of Christmas,
but with all Australian animals on various buildings around. Don't
remember five seventoes dancing. It's a lot of dingos, three
cooka bars, yeat. It was a lot to make out
(08:44):
of Neon out in the front of Flinders Street station.
She's got kangaroos pulling a sleeve.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Up already.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, it's up now. It is stunning, course stunning.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We can look at that and go, we know, we
know sort of artist.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's a cool artist, and then you can go on
a Christmas hunt.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Answer me this. I'm unaware of the answer to this.
That's why I'm asking you. The windows still a thing,
the chris My windows.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Still In fact they does every state have.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
A fan into. Yeah, it's still a thing. It's still
a thing. I remember one.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Year lining up for hours.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, you know what I find really strange. You can
just sort of walk around the outside have.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
A peek because you're tall and I am. Surprisingly I'm
just like people.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
People's desperation to form a queue I find really peculiar.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
People love a queue.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
And also the lie family. Yeah, is this the line?
Is this the end of the line.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I was working on a new bit the other day.
I can't get it right. It's about it's about boomers retiring.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And then just spending ages.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Never am just they retire and then they spend most
of their days asking if this is the line?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh, yes, that's true. They are Is this the line?
Because you know what?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Are you lining up?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes? Are you being served? Very polite? Yeah, they go,
are you right? Are you? And then they'll put it
the queue.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
They want you to know that they're in the queue system.
Didn't ask you? Did you're walking past lining up?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Valvo. What you're criticizing them for is actually one of
the basic tenets, one of the pillars of our civilization.
And you watch as they fall and crumble into dust.
So do we? So do we I am so I'm
(10:49):
swimming against the tide on this anti boomer scene. They
built this.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
One of my shows. I am so pro boomer, big
fan of the boomers.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You often have a crack at them in they're parking.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Or you're the one with the no you park like
an idiot on your windscreen. Oh here's a lovely buck
up quote. Are you ready, folks? Inconvenience is the price
you pay for community.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I heard it once and I was like, that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I hate it. I actually hate it. I couldn't hate
it more. I couldn't hate it more. What a terrible
thing to get people to believe. Do you know what
that's like? Green like you know the door? You know
(11:39):
what it's like. It's like pretty well all government at
some point cook it starts to convince people that the
opposite of what's true is true.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
So they do things like, for instance, when they close
down the asylums or the places and chucked everyone out
on the street. They call that community in fact, But
it's true. I think about it all the time, literally,
what people do.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't drive around going what happened to the asylums?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Because some people need them.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Of course people need to be looked after.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, they're not looked after. You know where they are
on the streets. And they're telling us that's community. That's
not community. That's actually destroying the community.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We're adding the word community to the no go list
of this pod. All right, what about there's a few words,
what terrible quote? Inconvenience? Is the price you pay for community?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Weasel words?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
When Kate kicks off about her little rants about politics
or what have you hidden amongst it is always an
argument for like socialism and all the things.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
That you No, No, they're not things like I'm You're
not like they're things.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That it's always hidden in your in your No, it's
not even hidden.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You can I can believe in various things. Absolutely, I
believe in very Si is the problem with politics now
because we have a UNI party. Both parties actually believe
the same thing. You look at who they support. They
support big business, they support big banks, they support immigration,
they support yeah, the big miners. They won't tax companies,
(13:28):
but they'll chase a rabbit down a hole because you
might have claimed six dollars too much for cleaning your
work shirts.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So back to Christmas, Yes, I joge you're hanging by
a friend love Chris Decorive. It's going to be twenty
twenty six is not going to be a year?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Well that's so far away. I'm not worried about that.
You're really going to make the most.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I have genuinely very good feelings about you in twenty
twenty six, New Lease on Life. Your book's going to
be done released. It's going to be all good. I
really do feel it. Do we know what the year
of the what? What animal?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Is?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Next year?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I don't care, and I like to know. It's confused.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I think I was born in Year of the pig
le rat, one of the two.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
They both and you know what, they always go very lucky,
very lucky.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Next year is next year year of the horse.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's the year of the horse, and you can ride
a horse. And we just talked about horse. It's coincidents
or back up.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
See, you're going to be bobbing your head all next year.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Do you know what I have done? And you know,
in the spirit of funish way finished your book.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I thought it was going to be a stocking filler,
the perfect gift for mum this Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Do you know we were at a family thing the
other night and someone asked about it and then they seed, no,
they literally see it. I'm sorry, I am like that
was obviously My response was just so they were sorry.
They asked people shouldn't ask about that. You can't ask
people anything now, but people feel free to ask me
(15:10):
about my book.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Good point.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You can't ask a woman if she's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You know what, we get asked a lot. I get
asked all what.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You can't know. I've got to be very careful. Ever,
You've got to be very what if someone else has
told you that they are, you still can't If you
know them, well, you can, but you can't say to
our You just can't say it as a.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
When you were in our area, media show, if you stayed,
or TV whatever. I don't care. But people always ask
about money, and they never ask other people's jobs about money.
So if they see me on something, they say how
much did you get paid to do?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No one ever asked me.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I asked all the time about fees for things.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh you did that?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Uh huh? How much was that?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Do I know what you're on?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah? Right? Do you know someone? What are you?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
And they're like, oh, I'm an engineer what are you on?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
When we were in Italy, I was amazed at how
open Italians are about things like that. We were at
the bank and it took a week to open a
bank account. But in our time at the bank, and
the really lovely woman who we met there, I think
her name was Anna. She told us on like the
third visit how much she got paid. She got like
(16:32):
forty eight thousand euros a year. She just told us that.
Can you imagine being in Australia and someone telling you good,
like finding a branch.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Here, everybody go, he's here here.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I love it. I love him. You know what you're
that's the uncle preparing for christ? It really, do you
know that uncle? The drunk uncle keeps the spirits high.
They get us through and they shout out to the
people in the world who keeps spirits high, which of
course we do on this very podcast. If you will pray,
(17:13):
gentle listener, excuse my seven minute rant earlier in the podcast.
The fact is, you will leave our company feeling better
than you did when you arrived. And even if it's
just God, I'm glad I'm not her, it doesn't matter.
That's enough, it doesn't matter how enough just take the
(17:37):
buck as we will deliver it up to you.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I feel like this time of the year is prime
text from mum territory. Oh yes, I do feel that.
This is where our mothers come into their own a frenzy.
It's Christmas, it's their super Bowl. They are busy women.
They're already talking about lunch of options. It's November. Ln
who's going where? Who's bringing a plus one?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
My mother's already planning. You know who's not going She's
going to return her gift of course.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yes, you know who's away this year?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh yes, yes, yes, Oh, I mean you know what
else they last? Cody's family doing it sort of smugness.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's Cody flying down.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, it's like, oh poor old else. You know her, well,
her family are all going away and she's going to
be on her own.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Oh this one, and that's.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
A reminder, don't you ever do that?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Or this one. This is Mary's first year without Doug.
She'll be devastated, or this one this might be her last.
Just randomly deciding when someone's last Christmas is about to come, Well,
it could be her last. You never know.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I did say about dad, my dad for about three
years or four years in a row. I thought it
was his last. I really thought it was his last.
But I tell you what, he was pretty waving. Yeah,
he really was, and everyone felt like a victory.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, I'm no. You hated my thing about inconvenience being
the price you pay for comunity.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Friend.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Another thing I heard once was if you want to
snap yourself out of being lazy, try and work out
how many Christmases you have left, and it kind of
makes you do stuff a bit better, a bit more
get amongst it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It depresses me and makes me want to crawl into
bed for a nap because I'm overwhelmed by everything and
everything there is to be done.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Well, you're adding to that. Death.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I'm praying for death so I can have a rest.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Kate's Last Kate's Last Christmas bottle of the app.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Really, you're so perverse?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
How am I perverse? Trying to lift the spirit lift
to people like you who hanging by a thread.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
But I'm trying to you up, fucking you up saying
you've got what what eight Christmas is left?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Tops enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Be terrible if you knew last week you were telling
us about.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Getting medical tests to see if I have a heart condition.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So I'm never had drama, really anti getting tested now, SA,
She's had a couple of things in her family she's
had to get tested for. We discussed it, though, didn't
we whether or not you get tested.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
We discussed it on this pod because it was the
breast can the.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Bracka gene, the bracka gene. And I think about it
all the time, you know, because we're getting closer and
closer to being able to find out anything that we
want about ourselves except how to liberate ourselves from our phones.
That's not that's not it's.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Not going anywhere. And would you like to know so or.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
If you knew? And you know it says in the
Bible nobody knows the day or the hour?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, so I'm not allowed to say inspirational quotes about community.
You throw on Bible versus.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's not an inspirational quote about Tell.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Me more about the Bible, Gwen Stefanie.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, would you choose to know the day and the hour?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Absolutely not? Absolutely would No.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Getting your heart checked.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
It's a good question. I thought that when I had
my pants off.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Ooh, when she turned around, were filled with your regret?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I don't want to know because what you just said,
then I think you would. I think you would give
up earlier than you think. Like if they say to
me it's twenty thirty all the time, I just give
up in like twenty thirty two would be just right
out the last four years watching TV?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Would you want to know, Sash, I wouldn't better help myself. Yeah,
she wouldn't be able to help herself.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
She'd be tippy tapped you can't do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
In the middle, and then she'd be all despondent at
breakfast and she'd be, oh, will be to go out
and play nine holes of golf? I don't have time
for eighteen.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Why would she be despondent at breakfast? It's a wish
well the.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Next morning after she's found out, she'd only allow herself
a small window.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's true. I don't want to know. Do you want
to know?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, I don't want to know. No, this been to
a doctor in twelve years.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Of anyone you should find out.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I'm using, I'm gazing.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
We call it the closest, the closest, but.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You know, because of all my supplements, and also i'd
go to see any I think I'm due for a
bit of uga, Booker.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I feel that you actually haven't told me to take
something in a while, to rub something in a wild
There hasn't been some new thing.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well. I had to wean myself off because literally my
supplement cupboards were full to burst. They were too full.
And one day a delivery arrived and I was I
had unpacked it. I always do it when Peter's not home,
but because he's been home studying, it's been really hard
to give him the slip. And he walked in just
(22:51):
as I was putting things away in one of my
pill cupboards.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
What a sentence? And what was it?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Well, it was what the It was my blue Tongue
that I had accidentally signed up to a subscription. So
I've got like twelve bottles of it. Now there's no
way I can get through it. Just a lot my
mitochondrial function through the roof.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Those readings be through the roof. It's I would, I
would confidently say, I don't think I've ever ever finished
a bottle of vitamins because I get it on the
Oh I want that. Oh yeah, that's good for that,
I get it. I reckon, I'll have I'll be good
for a couple of week.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, yeah, never to be.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Seen never again.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah. Well, my one that I really have is vitamin D.
That's really the only one that I finished.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Never finished one to the top, little top drawer. There's
this bag, this old shopping bag, absolutely shockers filled with
vitamin bottles that I don't finish.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Does your husband believe in pills? He mean, I know
he believes in pills, but does he believe in supplements?
He takes a lot of those signs people don't. He takes.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
We both double in the longevity ones like the NAD pos.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Okay, so I've got the NAD plus and I've got
the name in, which is the precursor to NAD.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
We take a coup it.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Now, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You just you just fall for it and go, oh yeah,
let's get that.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I've got glycine. I've got four bottles of glycine and
I can't remember what it does. I just glycine glassy,
glassing glassy. Can you google what it does? Sas tell us,
that's why we chat.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
If it's something about memory, then you're getting a reface.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So my girlfriend Alice came over talking about cupboards to
clean out, she comes over. She'll do it. She's remarkable,
like she could have a business doing it, but if
she said, she has to love someone to do it.
So she's just got the most incredible capacity for order
and organization and also style. So she's like sort of
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even the I don't dress anything like her, she understands
basically probably better than I do.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
What you wear, you stick.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
So she comes over. But we've got this sort of
shorthand that we've developed with each other. You know how
we've discussed before how women always like to have a
story behind what they wear. Definitely do so this time
she was using the stories against me to illustrate why
I should get rid of and remembers, well, no, no,
(25:29):
She just pulls out a garment, surveys it, looks at it,
then looks at me and says something like, if you
were a French woman about to board a solo flight
around the world, this suit would be great.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I think I know the outfit.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, I know the exact word. Then she says, keep this,
keep this outfit in case you have a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh that could be many.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, don't be too enthusiastic this one. She says This
is great if you're ever going to a Holly Hobby party.
This is a perfect funeral outfit. She says, keep it
if you're going to a funeral of someone you don't like.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Ha ha, what is that outside something?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
She'll just like something blank. I've got very few black.
This is just proclamations that she makes. And once she's
made the proclamation, you cannot see. And then there's just
a couple. She'll just go some of them. I don't
even understand. She'll just go we willy winky.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Okay, if someone looked at me and said, will willy
winky about something I was wearing, I would never wear it.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Wear it again. It doesn't even have men to wear
it again. Winky knock it? Walking through the town that
something is holy. And this one which really destroyed me,
will willy Winky. She said, oh, Miranda, which I was
(27:04):
because we've got a girlfriend called Miranda. She wasn't talking
about her, she was talking about she was talking about
Miranda in the city.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I can't remember, but it smoked from my memory, from
my cupboard, from the street, from the neighborhood. I was
so I was so done with it. I couldn't even
drop it in at a local op shop. It had
to be like far from my home.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Like another state.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
But it's such fun when you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Okay, Miranda not in the new seasons, but O g Miranda.
You don't want any of that.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No one, not Miranda in any incarnation, all right? What
who wants? Who wants Miranda from?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Just like outfits were okay, weren't they never? Oh I
don't know, and you know why they weren't.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
They did it on purpose, right because she was wearing them.
But you know what I mean, like she was the
season folks, you just you would never like, oh I
want to look like Miranda's.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Nobody nobody wanted to that what you're right?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That was the role that she played on the show.
Maybe she doesn't know that.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I don't think she knows.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I hope she's not dead. She well she might because
you know Rosie listens now, and Rosie loves Miranda.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We love Rosie.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
We love Rosie.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
O'donald hello, shouted out her show.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Row that's what you call her? A few really good friends.
Well can we call your row row Rosie? Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, Miranda, alright, French woman going on around the world.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
What solo solo?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I wonder what the word solo is implying there just
about the French woman.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
The whole thing was to paint the picture of the woman.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Speaking of luggage. Oh my god, we've done like too genuine?
Is that a record?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah? We're profresh, we are so professional.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Things that annoy me? Oh yes we're here, are we?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You things that annoy me? Two things?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
For this? What do you mean? I actually called for this.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Called for this to do this segment this week and
here we are. Yeah, but you're now what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Well? You've you what this is?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
What inconvenience that you pay a community?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Inconvenience is a price you pay for community? What Blaggard
thought that up?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
All French solo woman?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yes, go on, I came Miranda.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Two things. It's not really an annoy me. It's more
of a rant.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Rant feel free? Do you know what? And anyone who
wants to leave a rant? How do they do it?
Sash ms on our buckets, our buck knuckles? We must
everyone needs an outlet? Can people a voicemail? They can
record voice note? And how do they send it to us? Please? Do?
(30:07):
We'd love to your voices?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Ready from a rant. Yes, folks, why is the most
expensive thing in the world? Luggage?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
The other day I went I want that is what
you want? To kiss me? It was one suitcase with
a carry on. Are you ready? Thirteen hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
My first was eleven hundred.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yes, my first car was thirteen hundred.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
My first car was eleven hundred dollars. It could fit
more in it and the wheels were better. O't Kate
rook annoy me? Luggage prices all.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Right, but here's the thing, what valvo.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Not even that fancy?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Can I just say this black a black suitcase? A
here's a phrase invented by the same person that's sees
inconvenience is the price you pay for community? Same person,
check your privilege. You're buying luggage because you can afford
to go on a holiday.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Not really, not really, Well, now, the choice is luggage
all the holidays. So the choice shouldn't be the holiday
or the luggage.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
When so you're obviously there's so many bark and lugges
framed the brand because you should get them to sponsor
the poets, we get free luggage. Well, but here's the
thing about luggage that's A lot of it is related
to quality and how long you want to have it for.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I'm going to argue you right now. Nothing is good
quality anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, no, some of them are.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Nothing is some of it. Clothes aren't expensive clothes anymore.
Expensive shoes are not good at.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It, that's true, But luggage still is. I can say
this on the basis of someone there, how long ago
when we were in Hawaii, sash and I bought that
rima Worth suitcase. That was twenty years ago. Yeah, twenty
years ago. Absolutely brilliant, brilliant, But are you expense.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Let me say sometime I need to see this luggage
before I will listen to you care because some people
get very attached to luggage and they're like, this is
still fine, and you see them dragging it along.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, okay, so the wheels are still brilliant. It is
cracked and take stains. Girlfriend of mine borrowed it. Yeah,
but what do you you. I don't care because as
soon as it goes on that it's getting trashed on
the plane. I didn't understand those people who were checking
on with Louis Vaton and putting them in the cargo hold.
(32:45):
And you always say it's such an Asian thing to
put plastic bags around it to protect your luggage. I'm like,
that's too much trouble. My luggage is traveling through life
like me. It's getting banged up. It's getting banged up abroad,
and that's just how.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
It's just how shiny and you and expensive.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
So let me tell you this, So rimmer were now
not not for me, pretty expensy, still very expensive. However
it's got a lifetime guarantee.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Now, oh didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
My girl friend just told nothing comes with a guarantee.
Sometimes you buy expensive things and the like do you guarantee?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You're like you will hope.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
So, but conversely, this is very I am radio every
time go on, Hello there, copper, hold on to your hats, ladies.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Remember luggage.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Where are you off to? I'm a French woman going
on a.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Road side or holiday.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
So my husband and I always had this argument when
we go, when we travel together, and because you're always
bringing stuff back, particularly if we haven't gone with the kids.
So if you're buying presents for four people, his parents
and my parents, blah blah blah, that's a lot of stuff.
So we always need an extra suitcase. He's he just
(34:14):
digs in. So now I've just started doing this. You
go to the local train station whatever in Italy train station,
there's always luggage shops at the train station. I bought
a twenty five euro carry on and checked it on
when we came home. Do I expect that to last
a lifetime?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
But I'm going to give it to a child.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
So can I havea no? I don't you can have
any twelve hundred. I don't like your reply here. You
haven't come with me here?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Have you made me?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You've disagreed with me, and I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Only because the first time in my life when I
bought an expensive suitcase, I've used it for and the
wheels are still great, practiced, pulls you through the airport.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
My second tale annoying me.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oh yeah, I say one thing you can There is
a brand of suitcase that's quite expensive and the terrible
sucks hard, really sucks.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yes, I just picked it and minded it terrible?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Was that what you looked at? No expensive anymore? I
bought when it was terrible?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Are we not saying it like we're gonna get sued?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I just don't want to say Okay, Sampson. Second thing,
really disappointing.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Second thing, I don't any folks. I'm sorry to be
so negative.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It is getting out.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
The Christmas spirit is alive and I love that. I'm saying,
deer toilets everywhere, in bars everywhere, bring back the paper
towel for your hands, Bring back, yes, the paper towel.
The king, the mighty king of the paper towel. Hand wash,
(35:57):
I mean dry you are. I have to clean my
hands and then go under this blow that's harboring everyone
else's hand germs from the day. Oh, here's what we'll
do with your hands, will create a perfect atmosphere for
more germs.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Correct and into your face.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Face hands, you get this under your nails, sir, enjoy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Bring back the paper town. You know what that is?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Inconvenience is the price for public And I only learned
this when I went into something the other day that
had paper towels, and the.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Joy, the joy, I almost felt like pressing on the
smiley face when you leave those airport toilets that say,
how was your experience?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Where you would have gone five starts?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
But why is that there all the time? By the way, no.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Who feels it who But what do they want to know? Well,
if they were clean or not?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Is it just a clean or not?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I think so, But there's nothing else to.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Have them as well. You walk out of the.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Someone invented it?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
What was your experience like? Well, I just want to
did a little. We don't know what you want from me, sir.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I haven't been eating enough five one star, one.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Star or very yellow too much coffee one.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Speaking of paper towel, my mother and I think about
this quite often because we go through a lot of
paper towel in my house. I love paper towel to paper.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Towel, reign supreme to aw tho.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Its very expensive. It's made five bucks for two correct,
and that's on sale.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
What's going on? So I am radio?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I like a certain type three ply or your raw
dogribbed well, I like one that soaks up a lot.
Oh yeah, anyway, But my mother, this is kind of
silence star has literally never bought a roll of paper
(37:57):
towel in her life. You know what she always had
in her kitchen. And when we cleaned out her house
when she moved, I found draws and drawers full of
paper towels from public dispenses. That's smart, so smart. That's
probably the reason I do that with doggie bags. Oh
(38:18):
what heaps.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
There's there's a bunch of parks in my area that
I only take like four or five that's allowed.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I haven't stolen anything like that since I was at Uni.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's not stolen. It's there for everyone.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
No, no, that's fine, but I'm not anti it. What
I'm saying is when I was at Uni, I gave
it a good so.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Your mother would rip it out of the machine, get
wet wards of pinch to pinch out and pinch yea.
The worst is when there's none left and you don't
want to give up, and so you're pinching up and
you cut your fingers serrated egg trying to find a
bloody paper towel, but there's none there because your mum
took them all.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
All right, If I may add to the annoyance, and
I don't want this to be doing he we are,
but we can't take it with this.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
We're leaving this in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
We really are, okay. I can't of remember the things that.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
You wrote them down, them.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Down, I've rat them for so long and I didn't
want to give you the pleasure of doing this segment.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Because you hate it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't like it inconvenience when you're cooking. When you're cooking,
do not give me a measurement in pounds, Oh my god,
or ounces with you? Give me cups, Give me cups,
give me and spoons. Just give me that. Give me
(39:40):
something that I can measure. I'm with you. I'm not weighing.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
She's not wrong.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I'm not weighing. I'm not looking at a bag trying
to work out what one third of one fifth of
the bag.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I've got stuff all over my fingers, googling on my
phone how many grams are?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
And also, for sake, give me by temperature conversions. Don't
make me google what three seventy five? I refuse to
learn fahrenheit.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I will never learn fahrenheit. You Fahrenheit the hair for you?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
He was when we could have I loved Celsius, whoever
he was.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
He's the king spelled with a Seed's a great guy. Yeah,
it's good fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Would anyone even have gone along with him?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
And on you and on this rant, on this rant.
When I'm reading the recipe further down, when you're doing
the steps, also in brackets, put what the measurement is,
so I don't have to scroll back up.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I don't have to scroll back up.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
And also online recipes, I don't want the five hundred
word essay about the history of why you chose.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
But that's why you always jump to recipe. Do you
know you jumped to recipe?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That's hard to find that button.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, they hide it because they won't ramblings.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
You know what, my non emigrated to Australia.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
How many eggs?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
How many eggs?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Carry on? Okay, I've got one more?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
By the way, Fahrenheit, you can look him up. He
was a person. Is this guy find out about himself?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
That thought technically makes more sense because it's zero to
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
No, that's celsius feet. That's why we've adopted it, because
it's right decimal. It's decimal. So this fool Fahrenheit, whoever
he may be, he goes who is far? He was
some German or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I love their measurements, love it.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
But this is what he said. So from now on,
menser Kittle boils. You will knows that it boils. It
a one hundred and seventy egg degrees point seven, right,
and people would have gone, oh, yeah, it's so true,
Hair Fahrenheim, so clever.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
And then you'll go and Venza Vaught is icy coll
put it in search, will be searching degrees and everyone
clap you fool?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
What a just on that?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
You know, mister Selson?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
What I also never understand water temperature? What are you
talking about when people talking about the water and I
say the number of the.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Action would have been? What does it mean? Who knows?
Who knows? When Google Matt stills you to head north?
I don't know? Tell me left or right?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Mary?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Who was he? He was from Prussia? I knew it,
Daniel Gabrielle fahrenheit? What a?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
And I another question for you?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Why? Why?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
What's what's it going on about? What does it even mean?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, tell me about it?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And why do the Americans embrace it?
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Well, you know the Americans now just do it out
of stubbornness. They really just but what fools they are? Well,
the difficult they make love.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I've said this to you before. The fahrenheit makes more
sense when you are talking about weather day, whether like
in the day, like the outside temperatures like sixty seventy eighty,
It sounds so much hotter than thirty three.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
So I get that, but it's not hot. That's actually cold.
Sixty is cold.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I don't think it's fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
I refuse to learn. I refuse to learn to anyway.
He must have. Really, you know how everyone's got a
professional and everyone's got a professional run pepsi, coke correct
and people have them as well. You know who don't
like each other?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
What's our what's our podcast? Fahrenheit?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah? I don't know there'd be someone who'd hate us.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh yeah, read some of our comments?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Oh really? Are they hateful comments? Sash? Give me one,
you hateful comment?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
There's there used to be a lot more.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I think they say they've got used to it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I think have stopped listening.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I don't think so. I think when you really hate someone, Yeah,
of course that's how AM radio works. You should know.
You're the guy give him his sound.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
It's hot out today, it's eighty degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Love me or hate me, you're going to keep listening. Go.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I know what I'll say is this, hang on, hang
on inconvenience is the price you pay for give me?
Speaker 1 (44:33):
He would never say that. He would never say that
that guy. He would never say it.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
You know who would say who Fahrenheit?
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Fahrenheit say bullshit? Inconvenience and when people are saying, excuse me, professor, Fahrenheit,
is there an easier way to measure? To measure when
support is boiling? Professor? Is there do you think an
easier measure? He would say, inconvenience, you're paying for community.
(45:05):
You're part of the Fahrenheit community. That's not anyway. When
Celsius came a farahs hated, I reckon Celsius was probably
a student of Fahrenheit.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
That's what I think he was rebelling.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Who was he? Sash? Who was Celsius?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
He was.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Under? Celsius was a Swedish astronomer.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh really, what era?
Speaker 1 (45:31):
What era? He was seventeen forty two? And let's look
it all. When was Fahrenheit? They were compatriots. All they
say earlier he was, Yeah, of course Fahrenheit was earlier,
sixteen eighties. They might have just cross paths.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Imagine how easy way.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Celsius would have been a student of Fahrenheit. Imagine how
easy recipes would have been in sixteen eighty five before
any of.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
This, Yes, they would have been taken to the local
baker and put it into the roasting ovan, which was
communal on a Sunday community.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
And you know what the baker would say on Sunday
when it was annoying wheneverone arrived trying to put their community. Yeah,
he'd go, inconvenience. Is that your list? I've got one.
We can't, Yes, you can, No, we can't, we can't.
All right, we'll do it another time, Professor Fahrenheit, Why
is the temperature, Professor Fahrenheit with the candlestick holder in
(46:26):
the library. Its guilty reminded me of cludo guilty. Okay,
I returned to an og segment. Yes, yes, okay, Professor
Fahrenheit ain't got nothing on this lady. Did you just
pluck a head.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
That gray hair?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Need you flossy teeth ripped out? Why do you rip
it out?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Because it was dangling and it was very stringy. Let
me say, you know my friend, Hello Jack, if you're
listening the hair colorist.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Oh I met Jack at your wedding us.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
I said, I love him. I said to Jack, the
grays are coming. And when you're a man like I am,
it doesn't some people. It happens like kind of like
a little bit a little bit. Most guys I've been
speaking to you, it's just you've just got it all
of a sudden. One day you go hang on and
it's just in photos. I'm not anti it, but I
(47:20):
was doing some research and I said to Jack, who's
a professional hair colorist, I said, what can I do
about it? And he said, I'm telling you, even after
all these years, there is nothing you can do to
make it look good. When you're a man.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
It's very hardy. And you know what the measure is,
and it's.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
His full time job is coloring hair. And don't do it.
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Famous fellows have got the most terrible.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Orange, or it's too dark, and they go too dark.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
He said.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
At best, I might suggest maybe a little we can
flick something, a little bit to the.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Sides, a bit, a bit of a yeah flick.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
But he said, don't do it. He said, embrace.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
You know what I find strange about that, because you've
got such a baby face.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
And an old man hair.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, well that's weird. But you know he's got that
Andy Cohen. Okay, he's fully silver. I would take hair,
but you're nowhere near that. You don't look gray now but.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
It's just become very evident in the last six months,
which is fine, just doing some research.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Well, you're a homeowner.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
What I would love more than anything.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
A homo. Yeah, keeps you young. Being a homo, No,
makes you all really out of your bones.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
If you are a man listening to the buck up
and you look good rocking your shaved head, you are
the luckiest. You're lucky on the luckiest men look hot
with the shaved that.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Just her type for a while, or not your head
in men, she light pulled me or shaven headed me.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
If you shave your head and you're rocking it, that's
like a gift from the god.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
But you'll never be that.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I have never tried. Actually, do you think you'll go great?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Cody's blonde? Blonde as and blonde is very easy to tweak.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Isn't that many colors over the years that very.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
If he goes gray, has he got any grays in
his beard?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
If he grows his beard?
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, Rather, that's a given way. Like even when you
see Brad Pitt, do.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
You think Cody's been dyeing his hair and he's never
told me?
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah, I do, God, he's very blonde. I married a.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Daddy, and he's never told me inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
I just I can't even look at you now. I
can't even Oh he's okay.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
What's your hot take on the gray? He didn't tell
me on men.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
No, it's very hard for me.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
You know what you taste, your personal taste. Your man's
rock and good hair.
Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah, he's got good hair, but his mum always sees.
In their family there was Uncle Darcy who I never met,
and Uncle Darcy had brown hair till he was seventy eight.
Whoa however?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Natural?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Peter's yeah, natural? Yeah, in the olden days. So can
you can't imagine that they'd fight in the sig Freed
line and then come home and dye their hair like
a pack of ninnies. That's not that's not happening.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
You know what's a NINNI?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
I don't know, just something they would have said in
the old days. But then Peter's dad, his nickname when
he played footy and he was only like twenty five
or twenty six, was silver. He prematurely and his twin
brother identical twin brother. They both went gray early early,
(50:39):
and Peter's older brother got that gray geen. But Peter
doesn't have it. And also you're as old as the
woman you feel. Oh, anyway, this old bird, what's her name?
Ann Angelette?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Her name then.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Angelette? Yeah, sure, like my son Louis Lewis, but a
woman and one hundred and one years old.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Who Lewis is younger than that?
Speaker 1 (51:11):
And she's from New Jersey. Okay, So straight away we
know we like to respect the aged and we like
to find out what their secrets are.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Well, this segment started many many months ago in our
OG episodes because I used to get furious when it
wasn't easy. Yes, and the secret was always exercise or eating.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Something banana a day, not gossiping, Oh that's shit, not
never saying anything mean fifty yeah, but you know who
Fahrenheit would have gossiped about Celsius?
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Oh yeah, you call him Celsius.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, that little Celsius. You know what he did today?
He would have said to his wife and in bed
at night he would be absolutely steaming this rage at
one hundred and seventy entgrees. That is a temperature everybody.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Since become guess you go.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
I don't know who knows, We're never gonna learn it.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
We know what it is and you know what buckets
don't do you musk? We don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
We don't want to know. Hey anyway, So I don't
know if I love her or hate her. I hate
her for the secret to a long life.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
A secret to one hundred and one years?
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Have a listen, Oh, don't forget have a hundred, one
hundred and one to be exact, and continues to run
her own business Curiosity, Jewelry and creskil.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
If I retire, I would die?
Speaker 2 (52:42):
How many days a week from the world six?
Speaker 1 (52:45):
So we asked the secret to her success?
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Rule number one?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Self care?
Speaker 2 (52:50):
You mut shower, you mut eat. You must take care
of yourself. You must shower, you must you must eat.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
How dirty is this woman shower?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
She can to shower? Who is letting this warld work?
Six days a week?
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Okay, this woman has told us the secret to her
long life is working. I've never felt more despondent.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I've never hated someone I've never met much in my life.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
I've never wanted to engage in elder abe than if
I meet her?
Speaker 2 (53:27):
How dare she six days a week?
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Although you know what, I'd love to go to her
jewelry store? You I'd like to meet her.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
She doesn't shower. By the sounds of it, she does.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
It's very important that you shower and you eat.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Anyone that has to say as a reminder of shower,
she's not showering.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I returned to our original theory about these aged They
don't know and when when a journalist comes knocking, they've
got to have something. They've got to have something to say.
Hence they scrabble around in whatever wizzen dusty, tumbleweed ridden
drawers of their mind they can wrench open with their
(54:05):
feeble osteop porosis ridden arms and they out the first
thing that they find, and in her case.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
More and you must shower and eat. Oh that's the end,
I don't think, so step out in a light. I
don't think sushlight the episode because she just put her
arms in the air and went the end.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
No. But so we know they loved it. Did you
loved it? We've got new friends, new friends who mortal enemies?
Oh who Professor and doctor self?
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, but we're team Celsius.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Well we know who won. You know what, We know
who was on the right side of history, which is
not always that.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Next week, next episode, folks, will dive into Grahams versus
pounds and ounces.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
And Doctor Kilo is that a person?
Speaker 2 (55:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh not, I think it means a thousand. The buck
Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and him
Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio
and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call
him Jack. And Dom Evans, Oh we're lucky.
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