February 2, 2026 • 56 mins
- Colostrum soap
- Too much kahlua
- A drowning dog
- Things that mums do
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It will cut you off.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Of the knees, then gift you a pair of easies.
And that, my friends, is why you always always.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
A buck up, a backup, Bye b a.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Bit hey kite Limebrooki is just buzzing often my very
early tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Correct, correct, And.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You've said something that has just given Sash and I
secondhand anxiety. And the line was I'll pack in the morning. No,
you will not. I'm so not allowed to park recorded,
not recorder. And he's got a lot going on. Your
three apps behind on the jungle.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I am, and I can't catch talk about it. We
can't talk talk about anything. I'm sorry, but I because
you have to keep it fresh for me, of.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Course, So no jungle charge until you catch up.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're doing splendidly still in there.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That's a mere monologue, am I. Though you don't know her,
you don't know because you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, I would know, not up to day. No, But
I have this thing called social media, which.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
By the way, yeah, what about it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I believe it's anti social media. Hang on, look, who's
got to get any shot?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's anti social media.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
She's got to get in shot.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
The world's greatest producer.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Sasha French. What have you been up to? My love?
She loves golf.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You're turning into a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
There signs. When did you.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
First realized that was transitioning? The first sign for me
was as that, but then the second was when she
said that random pick of her shooting something with a gun.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh, yeah, she went shooting.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You're holding a big gun. Shot what were you shooting?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, Clay, Clay, I've done that.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's acceptable. I think I should be good with the gun.
I think you would be bad with the gun.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I was good with a gun.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm good with is. I'm good with the gun, bad
with a gun. I've never tried a gun. I'm going
to now with this body government, I'll never be able
to count that bit.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, you know what, I think everyone should be able
to fire a gun. Okay, So at some point we're
going to have to hunt for due I have Oh
my goodness, I've got present.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh okay, I was going to buck up with an
article I found. But I want a present, a.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Presence, and I'll tell you why I love you because
of your absolute utter filth in the jungle.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
As in my body.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But you didn't look at but you.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Kept telling us how you was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Natural soap, colostrum soap, Oh my goodness, colostrum sash.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I've ordered from the breast colostrum. It's my new thing.
It's my new thing. I've got colostrum powder and the
first time.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
This is what influencers do. They hold it up to
the camera, finger on. This is this what Victoria Beckham
tried to give the sign of the wedding.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I bet she did. Bitty colostrum?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
What part of the boob is this?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
This is from a cow boob. It's not human colostrum.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I'm not a monster, but can you that's the same.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, before the milk comes in, you make this magical
liquid called colostrum. It's the most magical thing you can
give you, baby. And if you're not going to breastfeed,
and I imagine you're not because you're selfish.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
In the first bottle, all the way.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The first thing that you should do, like the only
bit The most important bit is that first bit.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's magic is the U has no scent it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And in fact the powder sage, which is surprisingly yellow
because it's not milk.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Where did you get this from?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well? I went so deep. You know, my husband was
away about to cook. So I've gone so deep into supplements.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh yeah, because it had been a while since I
had supplemented up. So I've got colostrum powder annoying. I
wish it came in a capsule because when I mix
it in a glass, I don't mind telling what's it
doing to you? It gives me the year.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
That's part that gives you the ye is it?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But the first night I took it, I couldn't sleep.
I was so full of energy.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Maybe we should go on do bumps of this soap
next time we ever been?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I could anyway, I thought, you love a soap, and
now I love to be really naturally anti bacterial.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Can I say something? I am very thankful for this present.
Thank you. I just want to tell you I touched
on it a couple of weeks ago in the jungle.
We had to use nothing worked. I have a bit
of PTSD at the moment. About any sort of natural product.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's not natural. I've just been it's not, well, it
is natural.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You told me it's a sheep tick.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, no, but no one is cow ted. Didn't listen
to nothing. Who would get a sheep and a cow tip? Confused?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Well, well you'd get a sheep tit product if there
was going to be anyone in my life that's a
sheep dick.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I actually prefer Pecorino to Parmesan because Pecorino's sheep cheese.
I prefer it.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I prefer parmesan things. Yeah. Just the other day I
had this pecorino chat with cod All. We had left
the fridge.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
What you're making?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
It was just with some pasta.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
If you're making carbonara that's made with pepcerino. Okay, I'm
very sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Okay, Well I will use this soap and I will
think of the cow's tit while I do.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Very good for your skin, and you know you're obsessed
with your skin. Thank you so much, Okay, Sasha French.
This is also Oh so I've ordered I love it. Okay,
I've ordered my earthing wrap for my blanket. It's infused
with silver three.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Does it come with the fire brigade? When it arrives,
like to firemen arrive with your blanket. Okay, Kate Lanebrook,
you are going to burn your house down.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, So I didn't get one that plugs into an
electric socket because this will sound strange. I don't believe
in that. And and I wanted to get one with
the wire that runs around down to the ground, but
I find that a bit too Our house already looks
enough like a building site. I don't need some wire
coming out of a window.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
But if I was to walk, if I was to
walk past the house, yeah, and they'll was a grounding
wire dangling from the copper copper. And someone said, Kate
Lainbrook lives there. Yeah, I'd say this all checks out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, checks out, checks out. Okay, you speaking of copper,
the magical properties of copper. You know I'm still trying
to get our copper peptid sash bless you. What do
you know? Sash sneeze is like a cat. Yeah, very,
that's the noises she's ever been.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Here's a joke I wrote the other day, What is
it the longer you've been with your partner, the ruder
you are to them when they sneeze? I love it
when you make that noise instead of laughing.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, I was actually thinking about how the other night
my husband sneezed twice and the second time I couldn't
be bothered saying were the first time? And it was
even after it and after thought to say.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
The first time Cody inherited from his mother. What many sneezes?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Multiple sneeze all.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
These people in his family do, like the rapid eight sneezes,
the lot of them.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And suppressed one.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I need to leave the room. It angers me so
much because to me, it's not leaving like it never
feels it never sounds.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Like it's yeah, there's no completely.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I just feel like it's edging, yeah the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, moving on alright. So copper, Now, copper, you know,
is amazing, and you know I drink from my when
I can find it, my copper lined water bottle, and
I'm on the hunt for our copper peptides apparently if
you put a bit of copper cooking. Yeah, and our
water parts used to beat copper until they've got replaced
(08:46):
with plastic, which makes you happy because you love a
forever chemical.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Stop in your story, missy, Okay, before you give that present, Oh,
a piece of Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
My god, I know the way you're producing. You're so smug.
It's gonna be something like lame stream, meaning.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
There has been in the title a bombshell in the
scientific community that are calling bullshit mischief. They are calling
bullshit on every major microplastic study that's been done, saying
they're all a croc of shit.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh yeah, and who's put that out?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Big plasts, so many people involve, so many big respectable
institutions have come out saying at present there is hardly
any reliable information available on the actual distribution of microplastics
in the body. Ladies and gentlemen, my teflon is back.
It is back. My plastic containers are my plastic chopping boards.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Do you know what you sound like? Myself fully vaccinated,
that's a real amount, an.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Acount of jabs. I had to have to go to
the jungle, by the way, jabbing me for days.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Those ancient jabs are quite good.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
No moment, but before I got there, I need to
have all the jabs. And when you left, So to
my friends that love there.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Where did you get that article?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
But this one is from the Guardian, respected the Guardian,
but it was everywhere a couple of weeks ago. This
is a kim control moment for me. Come on just
by myself, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But I can't even get into.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
My semen is free. There is no microplastics anywhere to
be seen in this body?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Have you? So you can't be tested for it.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Basically, the studies are saying that it's just like almost
impossible to test for the things they're.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Findings about the efficacy and safety. Vaccine can't be tasted.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
You know what you're doing. What you're doing A thing
that I can't remember the word flows equipment. There we go.
I couldn't think of it because of all the microplastics
in my branch.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
French, because she's who.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Is bigger than mine, her presence.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Hers is bigger, yes, real big.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
It's all that golf.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's so gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You'll see when she unwraps it. What it is is magical,
fantastic and beautiful. Because also when I get back from
Jamaica and very hard to get here.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Wow, a copper water bottle.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Water bottle, gorgeous, It's gorgeous. And look, your name's engraved
on it, so no one can steal it off you.
There was some confusion, valveo, and can I say there's
another water. I just got soap that I was going
to give to you, and I'll tell you what happened.
It's got my name engraved.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I'd love to sip from cake cake tongue right in there.
Everything so drinking.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
From copper anyway, it's great, it's great, it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I know you. Please don't give me it because I
just I feel I don't do water bottles.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
So it's a brink from cups, taps, the usual when.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You're out in the bad well, you keep that skin
so fresh.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And friend of the pod, David Hughes had that great
bit in about water as a crock and he didn't
have a sip of water for the first fifteen years
of his life, and as a kid never drank water.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Sorry, Can I just interrupt to ask have you looked
at Dave Hughes, because if you looked up the definition
of desiccated, there'd be a bag of coconut and day.
He knows that he's as crunchy as a thirsty old boot.
(12:51):
I would not be taking general health advice from him
because sprightly. Also, he seems to break by season, does
he break punch that shoulder? That whatever?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Let me say this finger good.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Hair, great hair, great hair?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
And also what's a broken rib for a quiff like that?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I agree, and you know we are very motivated, faded
by vanity absolutely in this studio. What else? And I've
got other things coming as well, so many things I
can't even Hey.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Pete, if you're listening, can you please come home?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's hurtful?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Well no, as in it's for everyone, your bank account,
Oh yeah, no, the carpet space, the cold block.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I could hardly fit my colosterum in it.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Can we just talk about the absolute thrill when an
Amazon package or Australia Post package But you don't know
what it is because you've clicked so much ship in
the last few weeks. And anyone that's gone into a
new place knows this. Obviously moved your place, delivered towards
last year, the end of last year. I forget what
(14:01):
I'm clicking and buying. Yes, it's like Christmas going about
your day. Knock knock, knock.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
This does your dog barket delivery?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
You know what she does and it's the only time she.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Racist right, just the dog. We discussed this on the
radio people.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
With racist we're getting so much.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Against which race. By the way, so if people got
you offended, they can join the dots and then they
can prove that they're actually the racist ones like my.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Dogs, you, you and the dog.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
But it's really embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
He's my good one, which was literally yesterday. I had
to get my ID and I'm like, what have I
ordered that needs an ID? I completely forgot and I.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Was like, scam deliver you. Such a good scam day,
isn't it. Oh my god, that great scam. But they
have to you know your name and address and print
a label.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
No, because he didn't even tell me anything. He just
said he had a high vis vest on, he said.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
But when you look at the parcel, no.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
He didn't have. I didn't look the parcel yet.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
What did you have to be right idea for?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Because he asked for it?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh my goodness, Oh my.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
God, what's going to happen? Oh? It gets even worse
to tell you what.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I know what's happened. I was good, by the.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Way, it was my new iPhone. I didn't even know
I forgot I ordered one. It was a new iPhone.
I've got a new iPhone too new iPhone.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Something terribles happened. I can't connect to the connectivity in
my car.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Bluetooth.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, the Bluetooth won't work.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Your car is very old.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's ten years old. It's got Bluetooth.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, Bluetooth sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
But that's the only way you can talk to.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
But I'm saying I use it too. I'm saying it sucks.
One of the hardest things in the world is hooking
your phone up to Bluetooth in the car. Why without
a cord, without a cord.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Very hard, but I know how to do it in
my car. Now it doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Huge, I am radio vibes.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh, hang on, play the gun.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Here is Hello, sah, you want to talk in your car? No? No, no,
that was Hello.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Alanking tools more like red face from frustration.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
And very quickly, I gave the guy my passport because
I couldn't find my wallet.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Are you I feel like I'm trapped in an episode
of ninety Day Fiance, where.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Everybody can say I'm sorry, but everybody can say twenty
four to seven. I cannot tell you where my wallet is.
It's somewhere I use it, but I just never know.
So if you say go get your wallet. I need
like two hours notice.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I need check your privilege. Why that I have a
wallet that you're a man who knows where your past bodies.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
But I didn't readily. I didn't. I had to go
and rush for that too.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Whatever. I was just whatever. When someone goes, I can't
find my wallet. But I've always got my passport handed.
I ever know when I'm gonna hop on a flat.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I didn't have it in my pocket on me, I
stumbled across people.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Normal people like me who leaves tomorrow for Jamaica don't
know where their passport is.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Can I tell you something? Very rarely do I.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Ever in the safe well do I?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Very rarely do I get to look at Cody and
shake my head and go.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh, because he's very well organized. What he lost his past?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
He lost his passport. I'm only clapping because I am
something Sash. I'm finally it's so rare we're going to
get for so long, and it's just so rare that
I get to just watch him lose something.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And how is he when he's lost something, he's a nightmare?
Was he angry?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Angry at me? At the world? Jumping can't handle it?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Opening like a junkie in a movie draws and opening draws.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
He lost his mind and then he just combed to
it and sat on the couch and just went, that's gone.
And I was like, yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You know what My girlfriend Rachel, Oh, yes, his father
is from the Middle East. She's got a se Well,
i'll tell you why. He's got a secret Persian thing
that he says when something is lost. And it is
and I can't tell you, but if you've ever lost something,
call me and I will say it and you will
(18:35):
find it.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
You think I'm not going to remember where the thing
is that I'm looking for, but I want to remember
to call you.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You will, Yeah, you will, because you know what what
You'll be like Sash was for many years of her
life desperate.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Had laugh come on, come on and I'll tell you
this one. He had to hey, like seven hundred. It
was in a rush too. He needed it in a
week and he had to spend like it was like
seven hundred and fifty bucks. And I'll have another thing
(19:11):
to say. If he loses this one. He can't travel
anymore because you can only get three per a number
of years, because then they don't trust you. Anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Biz go, Australians have the most expensive.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Passports in the world. Give it to us. That's the
wrong sound.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
That is the wrong sound government.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, all the tigers are how.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
And also the absolute raught of it that you actually
lose six months of it because it went once it's
ticking down to lease than six months. You can't fly
with it with it. That reminds me when I find mine,
I better check myke.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Please cher check check check I reckon. The people that
produced this show checked, you would have had.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
To said that's true.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Photo copy, that's what they check. Oh, thank goodness, that's
what they check.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Where did I put it after I sent them the
photo of it? That's the question. Oh my goodness. Welcome
one and all.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Welcome to the buck up.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
When I was leaving the house yesterday, two guys of
your persuasion, faggots, very sprightly, happy, please with themselves. They
walk with purpose. I love it. They're full of energy.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
You have that old stand up bit about gay's walking fast.
Oh we're here, we want to get there, get out
of the way.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
But also people walk.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It's not about gay people walking fast. Why does straight
people walk so slow?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Or they don't want to get to where they're going. Yes,
they're getting home to their families, whereas your brother a
beat off to a beat, can't wait that the only
regretting their life is that they've worn white jeans. Anyway,
so too, guys staying through a terrible giveaway too. Actually
(21:10):
have a friend whose relationship broke up because he came
home with grass stains on his knees. Yes, yes, didn't
think that through.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
And also amateur. You can also just do it without
getting on your actual knees, but that's for another podcast
another time.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm just telling you what happened.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
That is so funny. I'm so sorry. Where have you
been to the shops? Really, he's got too big grass
on his on his white jeans. White jeans, Well, he
should have broken up with him for being with someone
that wore white jeans. To be honest, was he dating
a backstreet boy?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Look, you're so into this story.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
We're talking about finally on the buck.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, So you know, I'm going to Jamaica of my.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Own in like a matter of ours, a matter.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Of ours, and I'm so tired. All i want to
do is go to be.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Cool. I'm feeled to be here too.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
No, when I think about everything that I have to do.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
That's true. You're getting pre you're getting pre tired.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I haven't done any of the things. I'm aware anyway,
but I was thinking about so that we explained to
the Buckweitz last week. The show's called Origin Odyssey. It's
on SBS. I've already done a series. It's hosted by
Sean mcarloff, and he takes a comedian to a country
of vermelial significance, right anyway, And you know Sean macarliff
(22:34):
and like a broom handle.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Another great set of hair, stunning, a handsome man, a broom.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Handle would consider him stiff, do you know what I mean?
Like he's straighty one eighty Sean mccarloff.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
And what's insane about him is one of the funniest
physical comedians I think I've ever seen that the comedy
chops on. That man incredible, unmatched in this country.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
He'll never listen, So you don't need to be over
I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I'm saying because then in person, he's so.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Stiff, not stiff, but so stiff, stiff, less stiff than
he was, But he's not he'd say himself, he's not
someone for a long time who's been at ease with himself.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
There are no grass stains on his knees, none.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You know what, There's not even grass stains on his grass.
That man is immaculate, impeccable, oldie worldy. So when I
go to Jamaica with him, I want to smoke some
gun ja with him.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You want to get him, you want to get.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Well. I just thought if we can do it anywhere?
Do you think it in Jamaica? But I don't know
if it's legal or not.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Do you think he's been stolen before?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Never? You think he's never, So I don't think he
would have. He might have like it, but if he did,
it might have been a university. He's one of those
Clinton people. I didn't Inhale or Oba or whoever, whatever whatever.
But don't you think that would be amazing? Is it legal? Sash?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Not fully legal but criminalized for small amounts? Oh, there
you go. You can have a puff ticketable. It's just
like they will just write.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You a But no, he wouldn't be on board with
that because also he might jeopardize the whole product.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
What makes him nervous and me nervous is that you're
not there for Netflix therefore SBS which is a tax
funded institution.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
But also that, But I think they make my.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Tax is paying for you to go and get cooked
with Seawn mcaliph on a holiday, is it?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
But mate, do you know what else your taxes pay for? For?
Every junkie in Australia.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
The donkeys in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, why can't we like that? Why can't we go
overseas secret secretly doing Nana? Shane gummt bang in his
mate now invest up.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
One of the best things that's ever happened to me
in my life that I absolutely hate marijuana, and the
times I tried it, it was awful and I had
a very bad experience and I got the freakouts and
I got anxiety, and I hated it so much in
my twenties that I have never touched it again. And
I'm so grateful for that, Kate, Because let me tell
(25:24):
you something about comedy. Nearly, i'd say seven out of
ten comedians are on the gummies after gigs. Now really,
it's everywhere, really, after geeks, after gigs better than before
the gigs. It's it's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, it's everywhere. It's like if you go to America everywhere.
It's insane. You drive past cars where there is smoke
belching out of the cars and the one person, the driver,
like it's huge.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I'm gonna say something, socid.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I'm not a big right now, pers what.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
What what's the legalness of pot in the country?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, So this is very interesting because it's done for
not knowing the same thing. It's to criminalized here or
is it even legalized.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
It's legalized for medical purposes.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
They still haven't resolved what happens. It's a real gray area,
I think, because you've it's a medication. Can you drive.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Please don't? No, please don't, don't care.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I know you want to, don't please don't. But but
can you drive on it? Because you've been.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
You legally you can't test for it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
No, No, that's will you get caught.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
No, But I'm saying if you get caught high driving,
you can't say. But I'm taking it because I have
a sore knee. Off you go, sir, Sorry you might no.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
No, what I mean, it's a grayer anyway. Whatever. I'm
not a big stoner, but I discovered from a girlfriend
of mine who won't years ago that there's of course,
there's so many different strains or whatever. And if you
get some old fashioned, home grown not that stunk and
stink weed that they've stoken that they're pushing on to
(27:14):
kids so that they end up in psychiatric waters.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Bad. Yeah, they're terrible anyway, it in it and stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
A girlfriend of mine had this stuck and they've also
got the strains so that they're so strong. It's crazy.
But if she got this stuff that made of hers
grew and we called it giggle pot, it was so fantastic.
It was the only time I've ever kind of enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Huh, But never again, No, because you.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Don't know where it came from anyway. But I would
like to see. Wouldn't that be fun? We're going to Jamaica.
What's Jamaica known for?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Well, we're going to find out on the show Marli
your ancestry on one side apparently.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes, yeah, anyway, I thought that would be fun with him,
we sit by.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
The Yeah, not the best TV watching two people sit
in Jamaica having chips chips and did get the munchies?
This is compelling TV.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
There's not enough seven eleven in this town.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Just like meat fine, wouldn't it. Yeah, I mean it'd
be fun for you. I think you know it would
be fun.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I don't know how we'd.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
That's also how I feel about improv, same as smoking weed.
It's fun for the people doing it, but not for
me watching them.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
You're a terrible black hat person, which, by the way,
I find a racist express.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
And that was a joke. You our improv lover is listening.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
No, No, too late. You've negged them. Oh he's back. Okay,
So no to Pop.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
You're saying no to pot I'm saying no.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
But so do you know? I'm most remiss my friend
Nate Valvo, high listine comedian and star of I'm a Celebrity.
Get me out of here. I must apologize to the
(29:07):
world's finest producer who couldn't join us but in their places,
Sasha French, good job before.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I tell you my little story, very quick.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Give the money about guarantee.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I thought it was the end of it.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I haven't given sorry. Why would that be the end
of it?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I thought that she wants to say that the end.
I don't know. It's a good question. I asked that
a lot. I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
They don't apologizing, just not saying what for what is
the end? I haven't given the money back guarantee on
our pod.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
It's been so long the buck Up.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Thank you for telling your friends about the pod.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh this is what I've got to tell you. The
two gays who walked past, sorry, yelled down, Hi, Kate,
We're a couple of buckwheat.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Oh my god, my love, I love love, blah blah.
That anyway, that is a buck up.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
And you know why they were walking with such purpose,
such happiness, and such levity into the future. Why because
they listen to the buck Up. And if there's one
thing we can guarantee you on this pod, yep, you
will feel better at the end of it than you
did at the start. And even if you come to
(30:20):
us in January as fresh as a flower, huh, you
will be energized. You will have shrown off the cloak
of despair and the world wants to smother you in.
You will have remembered who you are, and who you
are is a person full of youth and vigor.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
And opposite and huge and also a welcome to some
new listeners from the jungle. What just a few people
that are new to the buck Up, which is so lovely.
A couple of.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Messages, one of the ones I was slagging off last
cast mates.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
People that have discovered how would.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
They know about it? Haven't mentioned it yet? And this
is in the three episodes just removing. I haven't watched yet.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Did you get the names of the gays walking?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
No? I forgot you because I was hopping in I
was running.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I want to guess their names. Okay, a gay couple
walking for their buckheads. I have no idea who they are.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I think they had a dog with them, which is unusual.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
So I'm going to name all three of them, all
three of who said there was or wasn't there wasn't. Okay,
I'm want to guess their names. James and David.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I would have thought Ryan. Okay, I'd go Ryan and David.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
All right, Oh, we're both going to David. Both classic
gay name. James is the gayest name in the world.
I know about seven gay James's, So I feel like
there's something going on with.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
The Statistically, you're more likely to know gaze of a
certain name. Well, you know gays, you.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Know gays, but they're all named James.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, but I know James's and they're not gay.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
But I know a lot of gay men. But I
know a lot of them. Wait, but I know a
lot of straight men that Are you ready any straight James's.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, I only know straight James's.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Okay, so maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Hang on, only one of them is gay. But Peter's cousin.
Who was that ring boy and our wedding son?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Oh yeah, he was ring boy.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
He was fine. Oh my, oh my goodness. Moving on,
I have a funny story to tell you.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Do you moving?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
You're clapping that.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Cody's away as per with his with his secret family,
and I.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Am flying job.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
I'm convinced there is a second family series. You know.
It's all just very convenient. I'm going to change producers
positions at my work, and it means we have to
be away a lot more. I've heard this before.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
You found his second burn.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
No, I've looked everywhere, and this story about the lost passport.
Something's up. Some's going on. Oh I've lost my past.
You know what's next. I've lost my wedding ring.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I've lost my will to be with you?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Oh? No, over, and I lost my pants. I like
that Prime minister in the hotel Malcolm uh Fraser, the
Australian Prime minister the fifties. Yeah, lost his pants. Pants anyway, proceeds.
(33:38):
So I'm just thinking a hotel foyer.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
When I can see the look in my good friend's
faces when they are trying to not punch me. When
I say to the girls in my life, oh, I
really understand the motherhood thing. When Cody is away because
I'm on dog dud, I'm on the double dog, got
my fone double dog. No, as in, I have to
do Cody's half of as well. Because he does the morning.
(34:02):
I do afternoon with the dog. So he goes on
a big morning adventure. I do the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Are you saying, is that what you call a walk
an adventure?
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah? Because we do all different things like what you
can do the river, you can do the creek. So
we'll walk a lot of the time to different places.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
It's what you're described all of them. And then you
take the dog for a walk. What bit of that
is an adventure? I'm just curious.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I feel that if your dog swims, it's not a walk,
it's an adventure.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
All right. We take the dog to the beach, walk swim,
that's not a walk. Throws the ball in the water.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Do you go? The dog goes?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I would I should go, I should go.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
It was a joker when he throws the ball. Go
next time. That's report.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
But okay, anyway, so you do adventures. Your friends don't
like it when you that you say you're on dog,
the really drunks?
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Was the last five minutes have been chaos.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I can't understand anything.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
I can't understand you to go home and pass, uh huh?
So on an adventure with the dog?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah. We went down to the Marabano juicy river.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, lovely all.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
The time that happens. No, it's very big and a
lot and very clean in the parts we go to
right for the many years have been taking Derby down there.
She just goes out a meter or not even too
does a little circles, comes back. She loves it and
then sometimes she just walk. She'll just swim next to
(35:45):
the She's a water dog. Her name is a Portuguese
water dog. Okay, right, all right, yeah, well she needs water.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
That's like a text from mum where you have to
specify the nationality.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Point you come on. That's where we take it to
water so much yeah yeah, but this particular day, I
don't know what happened to this dog. She jumps in
and I don't know. I think she saw something so
far out that she thought maybe that's what I've got
to go do.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
She swam away, going oh and going, crossing upstreams out
across and going, oh my god, could you get my screaming?
I'm mortified. I'm like, derby, Derby, I'm trying to get
her back. I'm using all the keywords all of that.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
What are your keywords for her food? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, yah yeah, all of that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
She became so small because she just kept going out
that I was like, oh, she's.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Mike, would you've gone in after her?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Here? Nath goes, I go here, we and go, choo's
off off, hat off, headphones out, phone out. I'm like,
I have to do this.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It's my dog.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
I don't know why she's doing this. What would happen
if he was going swim grab her and take her back?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
You couldn't grab her guide her back dies.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
It's shocking.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Swim. I want to be carrying her, carrying wheat Portuguese
water dog. She would take you down like the Titanic.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
That river gets so deep instantly there's no bank. It
just is like deep right.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Oh my goodness, it would be like when it gets
someone should have been playing Hello.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, this is when it gets humiliating. Some people stopped,
some random woman stopped gets so much worse because these
are the people I'm scared of in the world.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Lesbians, Yeah, but you're scared of them.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
My best friend is lesbian, so you're not scared of her,
but I sort of maybe.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Actually Emily, of course you are, but she keeps me wise.
Three three teenage boys know I'm scared of teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Everyone's scared of teenages.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
They're fishing. They're fishing down at some weird bit not
past me. I've gone down to like my calves, but
I've stopped just before it gets and I'm.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, so they're all slimy.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, she finally I just saw it finally does a
one eighty just to start coming back. But I don't
see even dogs that can swim, they don't look like
they're doing well.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Dog paddles swimming always.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Look like they're about to go. I was freaking out,
and then one of the teenage boys dived in. One
of the teenage boys jumped in the river to get
my to.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Rescue your dog, a teenage.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Everything I've ever said about it, I take. But he
didn't really need to because the time he kind of
got in there and went out of it, she was
already like I was already calmer because she was back.
It was only a little bit why he dived in
because he knew that I maybe, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
It wasn't because he was worried about the dogs. They
were worried about you. And you know what, these lovely,
wholesome boys. You know what I knew about them.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
A fishing, fishing, beautiful, really raised yeah, boys who were fishing,
good boys.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
And also they've been taught never to ignore a damsel
in distress, and that was what they responded.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
I pulled wet, fat dog out of that water.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Here's your dog, mister.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
And then and then it was so humiliating because that
after it, I was like you, I was like, thank
you very I was like, if I had money, I'd
give you some whatever. I was like, thank you very much.
And he's like, oh car, she swim and I went.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Oh, no, yeah, it's what you didn't say a dog
or she can she was swimming. They thought she was drowned.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
In his eyes, I could see him thinking, well, what
the hell was that about?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, right, of course, but that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Everything I've ever said about was he I'm going to
guess eleven twelve. Maybe his voice weird.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
That was beautiful and what was mates doing?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
They just watched on and then I was just couldn't
look at her. I couldn't look at my dog for
the rest of shamed you've done. There's two angst heart
in my throat.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Goodness, Well, the snobby dogs a little bit out of favor,
and I give that a big clap, big clippity clap.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
I also wanted to say, just on top of it,
just about young people. The other day I got beaped
by an owl player.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Did you cannot.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Beat someone if you are on your owls?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Something terrible?
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I was on my phone and I didn't see the
light green.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Of course, everyone's on their phone.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
You're on your phone, shocked.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
No, she's not. She's yeah, she has to go the
year without a point.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Sorry, yeah, producer sash, he's bad in.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
The mask or we can't tell you why. Okay, we
can't tell you why.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
It helps someone out.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, she's helped someone out. She's helped someone out.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Can I tell you that would be anyone listening, Yeah,
that has ever donated, that has ever donated a point
to someone. Yeah, I know that you were not given
enough thanks or or praise or money.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Which is basically anyone who's ever worked with Hughesy you
give your points to someone, He's done it. He used
to like routinely. People had to help it.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
It is such a flaw in the system, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Well, they know it. They don't care. They just want
the money. Good point, Like really, quite frankly, they're going
to bring in thirty kilometer an hour zones. What do
you think that's a.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
If I got hit by a car and I was
lying on the side of the road and it became
very clear I was about to die, like I had
ten seconds left on this earth, and the driver said
to me, I'm sorry. I was on my phone. Yeah,
I would go I totally get it, no judgment, you know,
(42:23):
I'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
You'd be annoyed. No, you'd be annoyed.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Lightly, you'd be annoyed whatever, Man, I get it, you'd
be annoyed. Check.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
But you know, what I'd be. Similarly, if someone was
in a thirty zone and they were doing fifty four
and they hit me with my last dying breath, I
would be on that. I would say there but for
the grace of God, go ay, because do you know what?
Speaker 4 (42:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Get your boot off my throat? That's what I say,
Do you know what? That's what?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Do you know? I really struggle with it. I'm sorry
just to ten seconds to be Melbourne centric, but also
Sydney's now got this too. I just cannot handle trams
and I know they're good.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
When I got to Melbourne, it made me they're taking
people off the road.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Blah blah blah. If you're behind a tram, there is
nothing worse in the world.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh no, okay, there's nothing. I tell you what's worse.
You could be a carless loser on the tram. Just
think of that raging lefty. Think of that carrying up
the traffic.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Care that's it, be a raging lefty in the car
like I am.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I had to tell you something. You've reminded me of
ten things.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Are the worst people people on trams?
Speaker 2 (43:43):
No that, but we don't mean that.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
We're kidding kids.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, we love it. We love people.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
You know, I catch more than trams. Trains underrated.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
I've got a controversial opinion.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Are you ready, I'm waiting with you know.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I like to cook.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
You do very good good cook.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I'm all right, I'm good at certain things.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
You cook things that I would never think to cook,
and you make it, and I go, yeah, that's a
really good thing to make. You'll be like I made
wings my son. You know, wouldn't you make wings? Who
makes wings?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Wings? Is so basic?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
I know, but that's what I'm capacious. Never think to
do it.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Do you know? Yesterday my eldest son, Lewis and I
because he's a really good cook, and he cooks things
you'd never think to make. Like once he made us
make Jamaican beef jerky patties. Y it sounded. I hated
the sound of it, and they were so delicious. Anyway,
yesterday we had a really funny thing where I said
(44:42):
to him I was out, and he said, can you
get me some bring me something back to eat? I'm hungry.
And I tried that. And it was a strange time
of day and the Asian restaurant, the Vietnamese restaurant wasn't open.
I said to him, what do you want to eat?
We decided to go to the market. We bought spare ribs,
chicken spear ribs. We came home, we steamed some rice,
(45:03):
we cooked them. He deep fried them and we had
the most stunning, stunning meal. And Lewis said to me, Mum,
we feed like five people for a kilo of chicken
spear ribs, twelve ninety five crazy and a bowl of rice.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
But again, I wouldn't deep fry the chicken. I want
to go around to great deep fryings. And Lewis loves
to fry.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Okay, who's the worst people? He deep fries? He fries
a lot.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
I'd be absolutely stoked if someone deep fried for ye yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, yeah. You know what The problem with it is
getting rid of the oil which he always leaves. Does
he use so yesterday vegetable peanut oil. We use peanut oil.
But then Gypsy's on a special diet. She got a
bit annoyed with me because she went to a naturopath.
And I said, let me guess you've got to give
up flour and sugar yep, And she said, yes, how
(46:00):
did you know.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
That's all they say? That's all they say it probably works.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
It works, ye, anyway, anything that gives you joy cut yeah, exactly,
any any pleasure to the senses anyway. So this, I
do not believe that this is a thing. And I
think in the years to come, we're going to find
out that we've been led very much astray by this
(46:29):
lean in buckets. This is mainly for the cake makers
and the cake eaters. I do not believe there's such
a thing as edible glitter. Whoa, literally you.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Have grown a bomb this episode. I'm sorry that we
live in this cancel culture world. What people can't say
anything anymore? But that is too truth.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
No, I'll tell you what. No prophet is respected in
their own land. But in years to come.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
I'll tell you this yet when it's I agree with.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
You, Yes, How how could that be possible?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
How is this possible?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
How is it possible?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Sash glitter? How is it in my stomach?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
No, or your mouth or my mouth anymore than you
would sprinkle it in your eyes like a fool, which
we do with eyeshadow. But at least it looks pretty.
But I don't want to be eating. And also, I'll
tell you something else.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I don't love the way I did that. I want
to be I just I want to be in the
room when you have this moment of where I don't
trust edible glitter.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
It just came to me. I went, are we crazy? Sigh?
Speaker 4 (47:57):
My mother Lynn would say this, I don't believe in
it a glitter, yeah, my throat. Sorry, I don't believe
in edible glitter. My mother Lynn would say, I don't
believe in dot dot And I think that was twenty
years ago. A way of being a bit of a cooker.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, I think so cooker so too.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
You know, is her way of saying something's going on
with that.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, something's going on. But I'm saying I'm going a
step further because her generation fought from my generation to
speak the truth, and it it's about truths that are
forbidden under hate speech legislation.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Up, I just said the word legislation.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah that drunk, I say, there's no such thing beware,
and I certainly wouldn't be giving it to kids, would you.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Although I hate edible underwear renewable that was odd.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, that's sweet. I've eaten that. You remember, it's not sexy.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
You this about edible underwearing.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
No one's ever eaten it in a sexy more. It's
so thick and thick jelly jelly. By the time you
get to the end, yeah, you're asleep. You don't want,
you don't want what lies beneath?
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Can we talk about the.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Thing seeming stupor by the time I've eaten that much
red jelly, don't you think eating?
Speaker 4 (49:27):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
You know that'd beg for me to wear. When I
for me to wear an edible g string, that's a lot.
That's a lot of confection. I mean, even if it's
going to be skimpy.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Edible underwear takes me directly back to working at Nova
being a casanova, because there was this like two or
three years when it was just edible underwear, choco chocolate,
body chocolate.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Everyone you would buy tried it once sashion. It was
so horrible, it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
You would buy people body chocolate, body and also soaps
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
I'm going to tell you this, my husband makes his
own body chocolate.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
That is the most disgusting thing you've ever said.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
What everyone was the end of your secret does I'm
not into it.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
That is the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
That is that that's a joke. You absolutely smashed, and
I feel where you are.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
This is like footage of a girl at the end
of the races that you see.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
You in a shrum vomiting into it, vomiting into what
she thinks is a hat. But he's really a fascinator.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
But it was just like two years of my life
when I was twenty two twenty three seeing you guys
at Nova. You'd walk into the promo room and it
would be edible underwear.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
A lot of everything is just about eating it. It
was it.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Was it was discussing, yes, and uh, what is it now?
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Now it's just peoples have gone hardcore with what's that
electric cheeth brushes?
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
What?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Oh? Everyone's going to deal with ship? Oh my goodness,
hey dealo company, get on board the buck.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Of course we got.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Was yourr was your mind, But seriously, companies, get around
the buck from the world up in.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
The title We've got what if back rhyme with.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
I don't know what it's a text, okay, so not
a text from mom because I have to still make
our new little song. But the weird things out is
that folded like weird things our parents do.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh yes, yes, I reckon Sometimes it's not mums give
the fat chairs.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
The fat chairs. Yeah, the fat chance people texting me
about the fat chairs. So funny, the fat chairs.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
But also only a mother's mind could come up with that.
I love it and then everyone you know what, Actually, no,
not only a mother's mind. Other people could come up
with it, but only a mother could get everyone to
go along with it. Rules correct. If a man came
up that, it would end up in an episode of
(52:49):
What's that Thing where they're wearing the white things and
the red capes. You know that everyone's obsessed with.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
The Handmaid's Chris. And by the way, let us know
when you want anonymous names to be changed, because we
will do that.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
I found parts of that to be very sexy.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
The Handmaids've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
That is supposed to be terrible.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
I've always found it.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
You didn't you find it a bit?
Speaker 4 (53:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:20):
That if you want the Handmaids and that the captain
had to and not feel any pleasure. I would have
been like, mate, I'm going to make you feel pleasure.
But his wife was watching, so I'd have to do it. Really,
I'd have to really activate the pelvic floor, which can
you just turn a Michael, I'm coming back, which luckily
(53:41):
I've been working on with our Dildo sponsorship.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
Well, I find it absolutely intriguing that she, the lead
actress in The Handmaid's Tale, is a scientologist. I'm compelling
to me that she reads those scripts, plays that part,
taps into that emotion, and then goes to the scientology
center after the day on set.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
But everyone's a hypocrite in their addition.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
But I'm just saying I just find that, I mean,
like everyone's if she was heavily religious on something else.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Correct, Because here's the thing about The Handmaid's Tale is
that everyone everyone need America's like, oh my god, this
is what's happening in this country. You can literally look
around the globe to countries where women are only allowed
to reveal one eye, and you can see what's going on.
Do okay. But what I'm saying is invents something happening
(54:36):
in your own country. You can see what's happening around
the world.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
Three one, Chris has slipping through our dms with weird things.
Hang on, mums, do all right, we must speculate Chris
one of us or one of the man or woman
Chris Chris, I reckon, I reckon Chris might know a
few James's.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yeah, okay, I think yeah, but you know, James, there's
not many. I mean, there could be a female Chris,
but normally she'd be a Chrissy, a Christie.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
M okay, my mum, Yeah, I'm being Chris now. Likes
to have a little flutter at the poky's.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Oh, of course you do. Mums love a poke they do.
Speaker 4 (55:17):
They love it, but very conservative with it, of course.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
No more than five dollars, ten dollars if I'm going
to be there.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
She would wrap glad wrap around her finger so the
pokey machine wouldn't know it was her. She thought that
without it she wouldn't win. She never won.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Oh did she think the poky machine was breathing her fingerprint?
So she thought she'd have beginner's luck if.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
She or you know who knows what she'd think. She
thinks they she can't win, maybe shouldn't win one day.
Then she doesn't want them to know that it's her again.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
She wants to keep her finger fren or her fresh
new finger.
Speaker 4 (55:58):
I love that taking a bit of glad wrap down
the irs.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
I knew that she was wrapping glad wrap around her finger.
What happens to us, I think you don't have to say.
I think this epsides win a lessening.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
What the kids are sending into another pod, weird things
that their mum do and just linking this episode.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
I think they would o my ball I'm gonna happen
on the Koloa. The buck Up podcast is hosted by
me Kate Lanebrook and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by
the brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent
(56:40):
Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack. And Dom Evans,
Oh We're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It will cut you off.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Of the knees, then gift you a pair of easies.
And that, my friends, is why you always always.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
A buck up, a backup, Bye b a.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Bit hey kite Limebrooki is just buzzing often my very
early tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Correct, correct, And.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You've said something that has just given Sash and I
secondhand anxiety. And the line was I'll pack in the morning. No,
you will not. I'm so not allowed to park recorded,
not recorder. And he's got a lot going on. Your
three apps behind on the jungle.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I am, and I can't catch talk about it. We
can't talk talk about anything. I'm sorry, but I because
you have to keep it fresh for me, of.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Course, So no jungle charge until you catch up.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're doing splendidly still in there.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That's a mere monologue, am I. Though you don't know her,
you don't know because you're not.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, I would know, not up to day. No, But
I have this thing called social media, which.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
By the way, yeah, what about it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I believe it's anti social media. Hang on, look, who's
got to get any shot?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's anti social media.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
She's got to get in shot.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
The world's greatest producer.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Sasha French. What have you been up to? My love?
She loves golf.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You're turning into a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
There signs. When did you.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
First realized that was transitioning? The first sign for me
was as that, but then the second was when she
said that random pick of her shooting something with a gun.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh, yeah, she went shooting.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You're holding a big gun. Shot what were you shooting?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, Clay, Clay, I've done that.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's acceptable. I think I should be good with the gun.
I think you would be bad with the gun.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I was good with a gun.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm good with is. I'm good with the gun, bad
with a gun. I've never tried a gun. I'm going
to now with this body government, I'll never be able
to count that bit.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, you know what, I think everyone should be able
to fire a gun. Okay, So at some point we're
going to have to hunt for due I have Oh
my goodness, I've got present.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh okay, I was going to buck up with an
article I found. But I want a present, a.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Presence, and I'll tell you why I love you because
of your absolute utter filth in the jungle.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
As in my body.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But you didn't look at but you.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Kept telling us how you was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, so.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Natural soap, colostrum soap, Oh my goodness, colostrum sash.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I've ordered from the breast colostrum. It's my new thing.
It's my new thing. I've got colostrum powder and the
first time.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
This is what influencers do. They hold it up to
the camera, finger on. This is this what Victoria Beckham
tried to give the sign of the wedding.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I bet she did. Bitty colostrum?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
What part of the boob is this?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
This is from a cow boob. It's not human colostrum.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I'm not a monster, but can you that's the same.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, before the milk comes in, you make this magical
liquid called colostrum. It's the most magical thing you can
give you, baby. And if you're not going to breastfeed,
and I imagine you're not because you're selfish.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
In the first bottle, all the way.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The first thing that you should do, like the only
bit The most important bit is that first bit.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's magic is the U has no scent it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And in fact the powder sage, which is surprisingly yellow
because it's not milk.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Where did you get this from?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well? I went so deep. You know, my husband was
away about to cook. So I've gone so deep into supplements.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh yeah, because it had been a while since I
had supplemented up. So I've got colostrum powder annoying. I
wish it came in a capsule because when I mix
it in a glass, I don't mind telling what's it
doing to you? It gives me the year.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
That's part that gives you the ye is it?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But the first night I took it, I couldn't sleep.
I was so full of energy.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Maybe we should go on do bumps of this soap
next time we ever been?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I could anyway, I thought, you love a soap, and
now I love to be really naturally anti bacterial.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Can I say something? I am very thankful for this present.
Thank you. I just want to tell you I touched
on it a couple of weeks ago in the jungle.
We had to use nothing worked. I have a bit
of PTSD at the moment. About any sort of natural product.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's not natural. I've just been it's not, well, it
is natural.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You told me it's a sheep tick.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, no, but no one is cow ted. Didn't listen
to nothing. Who would get a sheep and a cow tip? Confused?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Well, well you'd get a sheep tit product if there
was going to be anyone in my life that's a
sheep dick.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I actually prefer Pecorino to Parmesan because Pecorino's sheep cheese.
I prefer it.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I prefer parmesan things. Yeah. Just the other day I
had this pecorino chat with cod All. We had left
the fridge.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
What you're making?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
It was just with some pasta.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
If you're making carbonara that's made with pepcerino. Okay, I'm
very sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Okay, Well I will use this soap and I will
think of the cow's tit while I do.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Very good for your skin, and you know you're obsessed
with your skin. Thank you so much, Okay, Sasha French.
This is also Oh so I've ordered I love it. Okay,
I've ordered my earthing wrap for my blanket. It's infused
with silver three.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Does it come with the fire brigade? When it arrives,
like to firemen arrive with your blanket. Okay, Kate Lanebrook,
you are going to burn your house down.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, So I didn't get one that plugs into an
electric socket because this will sound strange. I don't believe
in that. And and I wanted to get one with
the wire that runs around down to the ground, but
I find that a bit too Our house already looks
enough like a building site. I don't need some wire
coming out of a window.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
But if I was to walk, if I was to
walk past the house, yeah, and they'll was a grounding
wire dangling from the copper copper. And someone said, Kate
Lainbrook lives there. Yeah, I'd say this all checks out.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, checks out, checks out. Okay, you speaking of copper,
the magical properties of copper. You know I'm still trying
to get our copper peptid sash bless you. What do
you know? Sash sneeze is like a cat. Yeah, very,
that's the noises she's ever been.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Here's a joke I wrote the other day, What is
it the longer you've been with your partner, the ruder
you are to them when they sneeze? I love it
when you make that noise instead of laughing.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, I was actually thinking about how the other night
my husband sneezed twice and the second time I couldn't
be bothered saying were the first time? And it was
even after it and after thought to say.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
The first time Cody inherited from his mother. What many sneezes?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Multiple sneeze all.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
These people in his family do, like the rapid eight sneezes,
the lot of them.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And suppressed one.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I need to leave the room. It angers me so
much because to me, it's not leaving like it never
feels it never sounds.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Like it's yeah, there's no completely.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I just feel like it's edging, yeah the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, moving on alright. So copper, Now, copper, you know,
is amazing, and you know I drink from my when
I can find it, my copper lined water bottle, and
I'm on the hunt for our copper peptides apparently if
you put a bit of copper cooking. Yeah, and our
water parts used to beat copper until they've got replaced
(08:46):
with plastic, which makes you happy because you love a
forever chemical.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Stop in your story, missy, Okay, before you give that present, Oh,
a piece of Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
My god, I know the way you're producing. You're so smug.
It's gonna be something like lame stream, meaning.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
There has been in the title a bombshell in the
scientific community that are calling bullshit mischief. They are calling
bullshit on every major microplastic study that's been done, saying
they're all a croc of shit.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh yeah, and who's put that out?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Big plasts, so many people involve, so many big respectable
institutions have come out saying at present there is hardly
any reliable information available on the actual distribution of microplastics
in the body. Ladies and gentlemen, my teflon is back.
It is back. My plastic containers are my plastic chopping boards.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Do you know what you sound like? Myself fully vaccinated,
that's a real amount, an.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Acount of jabs. I had to have to go to
the jungle, by the way, jabbing me for days.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Those ancient jabs are quite good.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
No moment, but before I got there, I need to
have all the jabs. And when you left, So to
my friends that love there.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Where did you get that article?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
But this one is from the Guardian, respected the Guardian,
but it was everywhere a couple of weeks ago. This
is a kim control moment for me. Come on just
by myself, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But I can't even get into.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
My semen is free. There is no microplastics anywhere to
be seen in this body?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Have you? So you can't be tested for it.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Basically, the studies are saying that it's just like almost
impossible to test for the things they're.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Findings about the efficacy and safety. Vaccine can't be tasted.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
You know what you're doing. What you're doing A thing
that I can't remember the word flows equipment. There we go.
I couldn't think of it because of all the microplastics
in my branch.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
French, because she's who.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Is bigger than mine, her presence.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Hers is bigger, yes, real big.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
It's all that golf.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's so gorgeous.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You'll see when she unwraps it. What it is is magical,
fantastic and beautiful. Because also when I get back from
Jamaica and very hard to get here.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Wow, a copper water bottle.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Water bottle, gorgeous, It's gorgeous. And look, your name's engraved
on it, so no one can steal it off you.
There was some confusion, valveo, and can I say there's
another water. I just got soap that I was going
to give to you, and I'll tell you what happened.
It's got my name engraved.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I'd love to sip from cake cake tongue right in there.
Everything so drinking.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
From copper anyway, it's great, it's great, it's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I know you. Please don't give me it because I
just I feel I don't do water bottles.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
So it's a brink from cups, taps, the usual when.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You're out in the bad well, you keep that skin
so fresh.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And friend of the pod, David Hughes had that great
bit in about water as a crock and he didn't
have a sip of water for the first fifteen years
of his life, and as a kid never drank water.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Sorry, Can I just interrupt to ask have you looked
at Dave Hughes, because if you looked up the definition
of desiccated, there'd be a bag of coconut and day.
He knows that he's as crunchy as a thirsty old boot.
(12:51):
I would not be taking general health advice from him
because sprightly. Also, he seems to break by season, does
he break punch that shoulder? That whatever?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Let me say this finger good.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Hair, great hair, great hair?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
And also what's a broken rib for a quiff like that?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I agree, and you know we are very motivated, faded
by vanity absolutely in this studio. What else? And I've
got other things coming as well, so many things I
can't even Hey.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Pete, if you're listening, can you please come home?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's hurtful?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Well no, as in it's for everyone, your bank account,
Oh yeah, no, the carpet space, the cold block.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I could hardly fit my colosterum in it.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Can we just talk about the absolute thrill when an
Amazon package or Australia Post package But you don't know
what it is because you've clicked so much ship in
the last few weeks. And anyone that's gone into a
new place knows this. Obviously moved your place, delivered towards
last year, the end of last year. I forget what
(14:01):
I'm clicking and buying. Yes, it's like Christmas going about
your day. Knock knock, knock.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
This does your dog barket delivery?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
You know what she does and it's the only time she.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Racist right, just the dog. We discussed this on the
radio people.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
With racist we're getting so much.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Against which race. By the way, so if people got
you offended, they can join the dots and then they
can prove that they're actually the racist ones like my.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Dogs, you, you and the dog.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
But it's really embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
He's my good one, which was literally yesterday. I had
to get my ID and I'm like, what have I
ordered that needs an ID? I completely forgot and I.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Was like, scam deliver you. Such a good scam day,
isn't it. Oh my god, that great scam. But they
have to you know your name and address and print
a label.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
No, because he didn't even tell me anything. He just
said he had a high vis vest on, he said.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
But when you look at the parcel, no.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
He didn't have. I didn't look the parcel yet.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
What did you have to be right idea for?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Because he asked for it?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh my goodness, Oh my.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
God, what's going to happen? Oh? It gets even worse
to tell you what.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I know what's happened. I was good, by the.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Way, it was my new iPhone. I didn't even know
I forgot I ordered one. It was a new iPhone.
I've got a new iPhone too new iPhone.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Something terribles happened. I can't connect to the connectivity in
my car.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Bluetooth.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, the Bluetooth won't work.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Your car is very old.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's ten years old. It's got Bluetooth.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, Bluetooth sucks.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
But that's the only way you can talk to.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
But I'm saying I use it too. I'm saying it sucks.
One of the hardest things in the world is hooking
your phone up to Bluetooth in the car. Why without
a cord, without a cord.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Very hard, but I know how to do it in
my car. Now it doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Huge, I am radio vibes.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh, hang on, play the gun.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Here is Hello, sah, you want to talk in your car? No? No, no,
that was Hello.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Alanking tools more like red face from frustration.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
And very quickly, I gave the guy my passport because
I couldn't find my wallet.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Are you I feel like I'm trapped in an episode
of ninety Day Fiance, where.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Everybody can say I'm sorry, but everybody can say twenty
four to seven. I cannot tell you where my wallet is.
It's somewhere I use it, but I just never know.
So if you say go get your wallet. I need
like two hours notice.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I need check your privilege. Why that I have a
wallet that you're a man who knows where your past bodies.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
But I didn't readily. I didn't. I had to go
and rush for that too.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Whatever. I was just whatever. When someone goes, I can't
find my wallet. But I've always got my passport handed.
I ever know when I'm gonna hop on a flat.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I didn't have it in my pocket on me, I
stumbled across people.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Normal people like me who leaves tomorrow for Jamaica don't
know where their passport is.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Can I tell you something? Very rarely do I.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Ever in the safe well do I?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Very rarely do I get to look at Cody and
shake my head and go.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh, because he's very well organized. What he lost his past?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
He lost his passport. I'm only clapping because I am
something Sash. I'm finally it's so rare we're going to
get for so long, and it's just so rare that
I get to just watch him lose something.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
And how is he when he's lost something, he's a nightmare?
Was he angry?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Angry at me? At the world? Jumping can't handle it?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Opening like a junkie in a movie draws and opening draws.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
He lost his mind and then he just combed to
it and sat on the couch and just went, that's gone.
And I was like, yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You know what My girlfriend Rachel, Oh, yes, his father
is from the Middle East. She's got a se Well,
i'll tell you why. He's got a secret Persian thing
that he says when something is lost. And it is
and I can't tell you, but if you've ever lost something,
call me and I will say it and you will
(18:35):
find it.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
You think I'm not going to remember where the thing
is that I'm looking for, but I want to remember
to call you.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You will, Yeah, you will, because you know what what
You'll be like Sash was for many years of her
life desperate.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Had laugh come on, come on and I'll tell you
this one. He had to hey, like seven hundred. It
was in a rush too. He needed it in a
week and he had to spend like it was like
seven hundred and fifty bucks. And I'll have another thing
(19:11):
to say. If he loses this one. He can't travel
anymore because you can only get three per a number
of years, because then they don't trust you. Anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Biz go, Australians have the most expensive.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Passports in the world. Give it to us. That's the
wrong sound.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
That is the wrong sound government.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, all the tigers are how.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
And also the absolute raught of it that you actually
lose six months of it because it went once it's
ticking down to lease than six months. You can't fly
with it with it. That reminds me when I find mine,
I better check myke.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Please cher check check check I reckon. The people that
produced this show checked, you would have had.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
To said that's true.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Photo copy, that's what they check. Oh, thank goodness, that's
what they check.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Where did I put it after I sent them the
photo of it? That's the question. Oh my goodness. Welcome
one and all.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Welcome to the buck up.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
When I was leaving the house yesterday, two guys of
your persuasion, faggots, very sprightly, happy, please with themselves. They
walk with purpose. I love it. They're full of energy.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
You have that old stand up bit about gay's walking fast.
Oh we're here, we want to get there, get out
of the way.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
But also people walk.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It's not about gay people walking fast. Why does straight
people walk so slow?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Or they don't want to get to where they're going. Yes,
they're getting home to their families, whereas your brother a
beat off to a beat, can't wait that the only
regretting their life is that they've worn white jeans. Anyway,
so too, guys staying through a terrible giveaway too. Actually
(21:10):
have a friend whose relationship broke up because he came
home with grass stains on his knees. Yes, yes, didn't
think that through.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
And also amateur. You can also just do it without
getting on your actual knees, but that's for another podcast
another time.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm just telling you what happened.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
That is so funny. I'm so sorry. Where have you
been to the shops? Really, he's got too big grass
on his on his white jeans. White jeans, Well, he
should have broken up with him for being with someone
that wore white jeans. To be honest, was he dating
a backstreet boy?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Look, you're so into this story.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
We're talking about finally on the buck.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay, So you know, I'm going to Jamaica of my.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Own in like a matter of ours, a matter.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Of ours, and I'm so tired. All i want to
do is go to be.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Cool. I'm feeled to be here too.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
No, when I think about everything that I have to do.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
That's true. You're getting pre you're getting pre tired.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I haven't done any of the things. I'm aware anyway,
but I was thinking about so that we explained to
the Buckweitz last week. The show's called Origin Odyssey. It's
on SBS. I've already done a series. It's hosted by
Sean mcarloff, and he takes a comedian to a country
of vermelial significance, right anyway, And you know Sean macarliff
(22:34):
and like a broom handle.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Another great set of hair, stunning, a handsome man, a broom.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Handle would consider him stiff, do you know what I mean?
Like he's straighty one eighty Sean mccarloff.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
And what's insane about him is one of the funniest
physical comedians I think I've ever seen that the comedy
chops on. That man incredible, unmatched in this country.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
He'll never listen, So you don't need to be over
I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I'm saying because then in person, he's so.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Stiff, not stiff, but so stiff, stiff, less stiff than
he was, But he's not he'd say himself, he's not
someone for a long time who's been at ease with himself.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
There are no grass stains on his knees, none.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You know what, There's not even grass stains on his grass.
That man is immaculate, impeccable, oldie worldy. So when I
go to Jamaica with him, I want to smoke some
gun ja with him.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You want to get him, you want to get.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Well. I just thought if we can do it anywhere?
Do you think it in Jamaica? But I don't know
if it's legal or not.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Do you think he's been stolen before?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Never? You think he's never, So I don't think he
would have. He might have like it, but if he did,
it might have been a university. He's one of those
Clinton people. I didn't Inhale or Oba or whoever, whatever whatever.
But don't you think that would be amazing? Is it legal? Sash?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Not fully legal but criminalized for small amounts? Oh, there
you go. You can have a puff ticketable. It's just
like they will just write.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You a But no, he wouldn't be on board with
that because also he might jeopardize the whole product.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
What makes him nervous and me nervous is that you're
not there for Netflix therefore SBS which is a tax
funded institution.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
But also that, But I think they make my.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Tax is paying for you to go and get cooked
with Seawn mcaliph on a holiday, is it?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
But mate, do you know what else your taxes pay for? For?
Every junkie in Australia.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
The donkeys in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, why can't we like that? Why can't we go
overseas secret secretly doing Nana? Shane gummt bang in his
mate now invest up.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
One of the best things that's ever happened to me
in my life that I absolutely hate marijuana, and the
times I tried it, it was awful and I had
a very bad experience and I got the freakouts and
I got anxiety, and I hated it so much in
my twenties that I have never touched it again. And
I'm so grateful for that, Kate, Because let me tell
(25:24):
you something about comedy. Nearly, i'd say seven out of
ten comedians are on the gummies after gigs. Now really,
it's everywhere, really, after geeks, after gigs better than before
the gigs. It's it's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, it's everywhere. It's like if you go to America everywhere.
It's insane. You drive past cars where there is smoke
belching out of the cars and the one person, the driver,
like it's huge.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I'm gonna say something, socid.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I'm not a big right now, pers what.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
What what's the legalness of pot in the country?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, So this is very interesting because it's done for
not knowing the same thing. It's to criminalized here or
is it even legalized.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
It's legalized for medical purposes.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
They still haven't resolved what happens. It's a real gray area,
I think, because you've it's a medication. Can you drive.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Please don't? No, please don't, don't care.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I know you want to, don't please don't. But but
can you drive on it? Because you've been.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
You legally you can't test for it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
No, No, that's will you get caught.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
No, But I'm saying if you get caught high driving,
you can't say. But I'm taking it because I have
a sore knee. Off you go, sir, Sorry you might no.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
No, what I mean, it's a grayer anyway. Whatever. I'm
not a big stoner, but I discovered from a girlfriend
of mine who won't years ago that there's of course,
there's so many different strains or whatever. And if you
get some old fashioned, home grown not that stunk and
stink weed that they've stoken that they're pushing on to
(27:14):
kids so that they end up in psychiatric waters.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Bad. Yeah, they're terrible anyway, it in it and stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
A girlfriend of mine had this stuck and they've also
got the strains so that they're so strong. It's crazy.
But if she got this stuff that made of hers
grew and we called it giggle pot, it was so fantastic.
It was the only time I've ever kind of enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Huh, But never again, No, because you.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Don't know where it came from anyway. But I would
like to see. Wouldn't that be fun? We're going to Jamaica.
What's Jamaica known for?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Well, we're going to find out on the show Marli
your ancestry on one side apparently.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes, yeah, anyway, I thought that would be fun with him,
we sit by.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
The Yeah, not the best TV watching two people sit
in Jamaica having chips chips and did get the munchies?
This is compelling TV.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
There's not enough seven eleven in this town.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Just like meat fine, wouldn't it. Yeah, I mean it'd
be fun for you. I think you know it would
be fun.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I don't know how we'd.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
That's also how I feel about improv, same as smoking weed.
It's fun for the people doing it, but not for
me watching them.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
You're a terrible black hat person, which, by the way,
I find a racist express.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
And that was a joke. You our improv lover is listening.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
No, No, too late. You've negged them. Oh he's back. Okay,
So no to Pop.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
You're saying no to pot I'm saying no.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
But so do you know? I'm most remiss my friend
Nate Valvo, high listine comedian and star of I'm a Celebrity.
Get me out of here. I must apologize to the
(29:07):
world's finest producer who couldn't join us but in their places,
Sasha French, good job before.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I tell you my little story, very quick.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Give the money about guarantee.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I thought it was the end of it.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I haven't given sorry. Why would that be the end
of it?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I thought that she wants to say that the end.
I don't know. It's a good question. I asked that
a lot. I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
They don't apologizing, just not saying what for what is
the end? I haven't given the money back guarantee on
our pod.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
It's been so long the buck Up.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Thank you for telling your friends about the pod.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh this is what I've got to tell you. The
two gays who walked past, sorry, yelled down, Hi, Kate,
We're a couple of buckwheat.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Oh my god, my love, I love love, blah blah.
That anyway, that is a buck up.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
And you know why they were walking with such purpose,
such happiness, and such levity into the future. Why because
they listen to the buck Up. And if there's one
thing we can guarantee you on this pod, yep, you
will feel better at the end of it than you
did at the start. And even if you come to
(30:20):
us in January as fresh as a flower, huh, you
will be energized. You will have shrown off the cloak
of despair and the world wants to smother you in.
You will have remembered who you are, and who you
are is a person full of youth and vigor.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
And opposite and huge and also a welcome to some
new listeners from the jungle. What just a few people
that are new to the buck Up, which is so lovely.
A couple of.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Messages, one of the ones I was slagging off last
cast mates.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
People that have discovered how would.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
They know about it? Haven't mentioned it yet? And this
is in the three episodes just removing. I haven't watched yet.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Did you get the names of the gays walking?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
No? I forgot you because I was hopping in I
was running.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I want to guess their names. Okay, a gay couple
walking for their buckheads. I have no idea who they are.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I think they had a dog with them, which is unusual.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
So I'm going to name all three of them, all
three of who said there was or wasn't there wasn't. Okay,
I'm want to guess their names. James and David.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I would have thought Ryan. Okay, I'd go Ryan and David.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
All right, Oh, we're both going to David. Both classic
gay name. James is the gayest name in the world.
I know about seven gay James's, So I feel like
there's something going on with.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
The Statistically, you're more likely to know gaze of a
certain name. Well, you know gays, you.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Know gays, but they're all named James.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, but I know James's and they're not gay.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
But I know a lot of gay men. But I
know a lot of them. Wait, but I know a
lot of straight men that Are you ready any straight James's.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, I only know straight James's.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Okay, so maybe you're right.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Hang on, only one of them is gay. But Peter's cousin.
Who was that ring boy and our wedding son?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Oh yeah, he was ring boy.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
He was fine. Oh my, oh my goodness. Moving on,
I have a funny story to tell you.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Do you moving?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
You're clapping that.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Cody's away as per with his with his secret family,
and I.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Am flying job.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
I'm convinced there is a second family series. You know.
It's all just very convenient. I'm going to change producers
positions at my work, and it means we have to
be away a lot more. I've heard this before.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
You found his second burn.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
No, I've looked everywhere, and this story about the lost passport.
Something's up. Some's going on. Oh I've lost my past.
You know what's next. I've lost my wedding ring.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I've lost my will to be with you?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Oh? No, over, and I lost my pants. I like
that Prime minister in the hotel Malcolm uh Fraser, the
Australian Prime minister the fifties. Yeah, lost his pants. Pants anyway, proceeds.
(33:38):
So I'm just thinking a hotel foyer.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
When I can see the look in my good friend's
faces when they are trying to not punch me. When
I say to the girls in my life, oh, I
really understand the motherhood thing. When Cody is away because
I'm on dog dud, I'm on the double dog, got
my fone double dog. No, as in, I have to
do Cody's half of as well. Because he does the morning.
(34:02):
I do afternoon with the dog. So he goes on
a big morning adventure. I do the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Are you saying, is that what you call a walk
an adventure?
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah? Because we do all different things like what you
can do the river, you can do the creek. So
we'll walk a lot of the time to different places.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
It's what you're described all of them. And then you
take the dog for a walk. What bit of that
is an adventure? I'm just curious.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I feel that if your dog swims, it's not a walk,
it's an adventure.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
All right. We take the dog to the beach, walk swim,
that's not a walk. Throws the ball in the water.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Do you go? The dog goes?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I would I should go, I should go.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
It was a joker when he throws the ball. Go
next time. That's report.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
But okay, anyway, so you do adventures. Your friends don't
like it when you that you say you're on dog,
the really drunks?
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Was the last five minutes have been chaos.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I can't understand anything.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
I can't understand you to go home and pass, uh huh?
So on an adventure with the dog?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah. We went down to the Marabano juicy river.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, lovely all.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
The time that happens. No, it's very big and a
lot and very clean in the parts we go to
right for the many years have been taking Derby down there.
She just goes out a meter or not even too
does a little circles, comes back. She loves it and
then sometimes she just walk. She'll just swim next to
(35:45):
the She's a water dog. Her name is a Portuguese
water dog. Okay, right, all right, yeah, well she needs water.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
That's like a text from mum where you have to
specify the nationality.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Point you come on. That's where we take it to
water so much yeah yeah, but this particular day, I
don't know what happened to this dog. She jumps in
and I don't know. I think she saw something so
far out that she thought maybe that's what I've got
to go do.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
She swam away, going oh and going, crossing upstreams out
across and going, oh my god, could you get my screaming?
I'm mortified. I'm like, derby, Derby, I'm trying to get
her back. I'm using all the keywords all of that.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
What are your keywords for her food? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, yah yeah, all of that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
She became so small because she just kept going out
that I was like, oh, she's.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Mike, would you've gone in after her?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Here? Nath goes, I go here, we and go, choo's
off off, hat off, headphones out, phone out. I'm like,
I have to do this.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It's my dog.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
I don't know why she's doing this. What would happen
if he was going swim grab her and take her back?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
You couldn't grab her guide her back dies.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
It's shocking.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Swim. I want to be carrying her, carrying wheat Portuguese
water dog. She would take you down like the Titanic.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
That river gets so deep instantly there's no bank. It
just is like deep right.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Oh my goodness, it would be like when it gets
someone should have been playing Hello.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, this is when it gets humiliating. Some people stopped,
some random woman stopped gets so much worse because these
are the people I'm scared of in the world.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Lesbians, Yeah, but you're scared of them.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
My best friend is lesbian, so you're not scared of her,
but I sort of maybe.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Actually Emily, of course you are, but she keeps me wise.
Three three teenage boys know I'm scared of teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Everyone's scared of teenages.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
They're fishing. They're fishing down at some weird bit not
past me. I've gone down to like my calves, but
I've stopped just before it gets and I'm.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, so they're all slimy.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, she finally I just saw it finally does a
one eighty just to start coming back. But I don't
see even dogs that can swim, they don't look like
they're doing well.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Dog paddles swimming always.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Look like they're about to go. I was freaking out,
and then one of the teenage boys dived in. One
of the teenage boys jumped in the river to get
my to.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Rescue your dog, a teenage.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Everything I've ever said about it, I take. But he
didn't really need to because the time he kind of
got in there and went out of it, she was
already like I was already calmer because she was back.
It was only a little bit why he dived in
because he knew that I maybe, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
It wasn't because he was worried about the dogs. They
were worried about you. And you know what, these lovely,
wholesome boys. You know what I knew about them.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
A fishing, fishing, beautiful, really raised yeah, boys who were fishing,
good boys.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
And also they've been taught never to ignore a damsel
in distress, and that was what they responded.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
I pulled wet, fat dog out of that water.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Here's your dog, mister.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
And then and then it was so humiliating because that
after it, I was like you, I was like, thank
you very I was like, if I had money, I'd
give you some whatever. I was like, thank you very much.
And he's like, oh car, she swim and I went.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Oh, no, yeah, it's what you didn't say a dog
or she can she was swimming. They thought she was drowned.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
In his eyes, I could see him thinking, well, what
the hell was that about?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, right, of course, but that's amazing.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Everything I've ever said about was he I'm going to
guess eleven twelve. Maybe his voice weird.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
That was beautiful and what was mates doing?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
They just watched on and then I was just couldn't
look at her. I couldn't look at my dog for
the rest of shamed you've done. There's two angst heart
in my throat.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Goodness, Well, the snobby dogs a little bit out of favor,
and I give that a big clap, big clippity clap.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
I also wanted to say, just on top of it,
just about young people. The other day I got beaped
by an owl player.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Did you cannot.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Beat someone if you are on your owls?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Something terrible?
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I was on my phone and I didn't see the
light green.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Of course, everyone's on their phone.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
You're on your phone, shocked.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
No, she's not. She's yeah, she has to go the
year without a point.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Sorry, yeah, producer sash, he's bad in.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
The mask or we can't tell you why. Okay, we
can't tell you why.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
It helps someone out.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, she's helped someone out. She's helped someone out.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Can I tell you that would be anyone listening, Yeah,
that has ever donated, that has ever donated a point
to someone. Yeah, I know that you were not given
enough thanks or or praise or money.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Which is basically anyone who's ever worked with Hughesy you
give your points to someone, He's done it. He used
to like routinely. People had to help it.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
It is such a flaw in the system, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Well, they know it. They don't care. They just want
the money. Good point, Like really, quite frankly, they're going
to bring in thirty kilometer an hour zones. What do
you think that's a.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
If I got hit by a car and I was
lying on the side of the road and it became
very clear I was about to die, like I had
ten seconds left on this earth, and the driver said
to me, I'm sorry. I was on my phone. Yeah,
I would go I totally get it, no judgment, you know,
(42:23):
I'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
You'd be annoyed. No, you'd be annoyed.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Lightly, you'd be annoyed whatever, Man, I get it, you'd
be annoyed. Check.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
But you know, what I'd be. Similarly, if someone was
in a thirty zone and they were doing fifty four
and they hit me with my last dying breath, I
would be on that. I would say there but for
the grace of God, go ay, because do you know what?
Speaker 4 (42:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Get your boot off my throat? That's what I say,
Do you know what? That's what?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Do you know? I really struggle with it. I'm sorry
just to ten seconds to be Melbourne centric, but also
Sydney's now got this too. I just cannot handle trams
and I know they're good.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
When I got to Melbourne, it made me they're taking
people off the road.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
Blah blah blah. If you're behind a tram, there is
nothing worse in the world.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh no, okay, there's nothing. I tell you what's worse.
You could be a carless loser on the tram. Just
think of that raging lefty. Think of that carrying up
the traffic.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Care that's it, be a raging lefty in the car
like I am.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I had to tell you something. You've reminded me of
ten things.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Are the worst people people on trams?
Speaker 2 (43:43):
No that, but we don't mean that.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
We're kidding kids.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, we love it. We love people.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
You know, I catch more than trams. Trains underrated.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
I've got a controversial opinion.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Are you ready, I'm waiting with you know.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I like to cook.
Speaker 4 (43:59):
You do very good good cook.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
I'm all right, I'm good at certain things.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
You cook things that I would never think to cook,
and you make it, and I go, yeah, that's a
really good thing to make. You'll be like I made
wings my son. You know, wouldn't you make wings? Who
makes wings?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Wings? Is so basic?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
I know, but that's what I'm capacious. Never think to
do it.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Do you know? Yesterday my eldest son, Lewis and I
because he's a really good cook, and he cooks things
you'd never think to make. Like once he made us
make Jamaican beef jerky patties. Y it sounded. I hated
the sound of it, and they were so delicious. Anyway,
yesterday we had a really funny thing where I said
(44:42):
to him I was out, and he said, can you
get me some bring me something back to eat? I'm hungry.
And I tried that. And it was a strange time
of day and the Asian restaurant, the Vietnamese restaurant wasn't open.
I said to him, what do you want to eat?
We decided to go to the market. We bought spare ribs,
chicken spear ribs. We came home, we steamed some rice,
(45:03):
we cooked them. He deep fried them and we had
the most stunning, stunning meal. And Lewis said to me, Mum,
we feed like five people for a kilo of chicken
spear ribs, twelve ninety five crazy and a bowl of rice.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
But again, I wouldn't deep fry the chicken. I want
to go around to great deep fryings. And Lewis loves
to fry.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Okay, who's the worst people? He deep fries? He fries
a lot.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
I'd be absolutely stoked if someone deep fried for ye yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, yeah. You know what The problem with it is
getting rid of the oil which he always leaves. Does
he use so yesterday vegetable peanut oil. We use peanut oil.
But then Gypsy's on a special diet. She got a
bit annoyed with me because she went to a naturopath.
And I said, let me guess you've got to give
up flour and sugar yep, And she said, yes, how
(46:00):
did you know.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
That's all they say? That's all they say it probably works.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
It works, ye, anyway, anything that gives you joy cut yeah, exactly,
any any pleasure to the senses anyway. So this, I
do not believe that this is a thing. And I
think in the years to come, we're going to find
out that we've been led very much astray by this
(46:29):
lean in buckets. This is mainly for the cake makers
and the cake eaters. I do not believe there's such
a thing as edible glitter. Whoa, literally you.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Have grown a bomb this episode. I'm sorry that we
live in this cancel culture world. What people can't say
anything anymore? But that is too truth.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
No, I'll tell you what. No prophet is respected in
their own land. But in years to come.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
I'll tell you this yet when it's I agree with.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
You, Yes, How how could that be possible?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
How is this possible?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
How is it possible?
Speaker 4 (47:13):
Sash glitter? How is it in my stomach?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
No, or your mouth or my mouth anymore than you
would sprinkle it in your eyes like a fool, which
we do with eyeshadow. But at least it looks pretty.
But I don't want to be eating. And also, I'll
tell you something else.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I don't love the way I did that. I want
to be I just I want to be in the
room when you have this moment of where I don't
trust edible glitter.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
It just came to me. I went, are we crazy? Sigh?
Speaker 4 (47:57):
My mother Lynn would say this, I don't believe in
it a glitter, yeah, my throat. Sorry, I don't believe
in edible glitter. My mother Lynn would say, I don't
believe in dot dot And I think that was twenty
years ago. A way of being a bit of a cooker.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah, I think so cooker so too.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
You know, is her way of saying something's going on
with that.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah, something's going on. But I'm saying I'm going a
step further because her generation fought from my generation to
speak the truth, and it it's about truths that are
forbidden under hate speech legislation.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Up, I just said the word legislation.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah that drunk, I say, there's no such thing beware,
and I certainly wouldn't be giving it to kids, would you.
Speaker 4 (48:50):
Although I hate edible underwear renewable that was odd.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah, that's sweet. I've eaten that. You remember, it's not sexy.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
You this about edible underwearing.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
No one's ever eaten it in a sexy more. It's
so thick and thick jelly jelly. By the time you
get to the end, yeah, you're asleep. You don't want,
you don't want what lies beneath?
Speaker 4 (49:19):
Can we talk about the.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Thing seeming stupor by the time I've eaten that much
red jelly, don't you think eating?
Speaker 4 (49:27):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
You know that'd beg for me to wear. When I
for me to wear an edible g string, that's a lot.
That's a lot of confection. I mean, even if it's
going to be skimpy.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Edible underwear takes me directly back to working at Nova
being a casanova, because there was this like two or
three years when it was just edible underwear, choco chocolate,
body chocolate.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Everyone you would buy tried it once sashion. It was
so horrible, it's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
You would buy people body chocolate, body and also soaps
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
I'm going to tell you this, my husband makes his
own body chocolate.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
That is the most disgusting thing you've ever said.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
What everyone was the end of your secret does I'm
not into it.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
That is the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
That is that that's a joke. You absolutely smashed, and
I feel where you are.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
This is like footage of a girl at the end
of the races that you see.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
You in a shrum vomiting into it, vomiting into what
she thinks is a hat. But he's really a fascinator.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
But it was just like two years of my life
when I was twenty two twenty three seeing you guys
at Nova. You'd walk into the promo room and it
would be edible underwear.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
A lot of everything is just about eating it. It
was it.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Was it was discussing, yes, and uh, what is it now?
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Now it's just peoples have gone hardcore with what's that
electric cheeth brushes?
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
What?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Oh? Everyone's going to deal with ship? Oh my goodness,
hey dealo company, get on board the buck.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Of course we got.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Was yourr was your mind, But seriously, companies, get around
the buck from the world up in.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
The title We've got what if back rhyme with.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
I don't know what it's a text, okay, so not
a text from mom because I have to still make
our new little song. But the weird things out is
that folded like weird things our parents do.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh yes, yes, I reckon Sometimes it's not mums give
the fat chairs.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
The fat chairs. Yeah, the fat chance people texting me
about the fat chairs. So funny, the fat chairs.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
But also only a mother's mind could come up with that.
I love it and then everyone you know what, Actually, no,
not only a mother's mind. Other people could come up
with it, but only a mother could get everyone to
go along with it. Rules correct. If a man came
up that, it would end up in an episode of
(52:49):
What's that Thing where they're wearing the white things and
the red capes. You know that everyone's obsessed with.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
The Handmaid's Chris. And by the way, let us know
when you want anonymous names to be changed, because we
will do that.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
I found parts of that to be very sexy.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
The Handmaids've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
That is supposed to be terrible.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
I've always found it.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
You didn't you find it a bit?
Speaker 4 (53:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:20):
That if you want the Handmaids and that the captain
had to and not feel any pleasure. I would have
been like, mate, I'm going to make you feel pleasure.
But his wife was watching, so I'd have to do it. Really,
I'd have to really activate the pelvic floor, which can
you just turn a Michael, I'm coming back, which luckily
(53:41):
I've been working on with our Dildo sponsorship.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
Well, I find it absolutely intriguing that she, the lead
actress in The Handmaid's Tale, is a scientologist. I'm compelling
to me that she reads those scripts, plays that part,
taps into that emotion, and then goes to the scientology
center after the day on set.
Speaker 2 (54:05):
But everyone's a hypocrite in their addition.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
But I'm just saying I just find that, I mean,
like everyone's if she was heavily religious on something else.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Correct, Because here's the thing about The Handmaid's Tale is
that everyone everyone need America's like, oh my god, this
is what's happening in this country. You can literally look
around the globe to countries where women are only allowed
to reveal one eye, and you can see what's going on.
Do okay. But what I'm saying is invents something happening
(54:36):
in your own country. You can see what's happening around
the world.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
Three one, Chris has slipping through our dms with weird things.
Hang on, mums, do all right, we must speculate Chris
one of us or one of the man or woman
Chris Chris, I reckon, I reckon Chris might know a
few James's.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
Yeah, okay, I think yeah, but you know, James, there's
not many. I mean, there could be a female Chris,
but normally she'd be a Chrissy, a Christie.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
M okay, my mum, Yeah, I'm being Chris now. Likes
to have a little flutter at the poky's.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Oh, of course you do. Mums love a poke they do.
Speaker 4 (55:17):
They love it, but very conservative with it, of course.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
No more than five dollars, ten dollars if I'm going
to be there.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
She would wrap glad wrap around her finger so the
pokey machine wouldn't know it was her. She thought that
without it she wouldn't win. She never won.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Oh did she think the poky machine was breathing her fingerprint?
So she thought she'd have beginner's luck if.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
She or you know who knows what she'd think. She
thinks they she can't win, maybe shouldn't win one day.
Then she doesn't want them to know that it's her again.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
She wants to keep her finger fren or her fresh
new finger.
Speaker 4 (55:58):
I love that taking a bit of glad wrap down
the irs.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
I knew that she was wrapping glad wrap around her finger.
What happens to us, I think you don't have to say.
I think this epsides win a lessening.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
What the kids are sending into another pod, weird things
that their mum do and just linking this episode.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
I think they would o my ball I'm gonna happen
on the Koloa. The buck Up podcast is hosted by
me Kate Lanebrook and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by
the brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent
(56:40):
Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack. And Dom Evans,
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