Who stole the easter egg?

• All the hoo-ha
• The pink frilly knicker tree
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• Text from mum

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will

(00:26):
cut you off with the knees, then gift you a
pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why you
always always need.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
A buck up.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Ba by bye bye ba bye bye bird.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
About that's about.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Like I should be paying you by the it Remember
those hot lines. I did it once as a worker.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Or called it, No, called it friend's house.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Always from a friend.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'll tell you who it was.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
How nerve racking? Because who was?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, I'm going to tell you whose house it was.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Let's do it, do it?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Because do you know John Elliott, the lambor Break John Elliott? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
So his son Tom Elliott, he's on radio in Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, A three A W.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
We all went.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
We all worked on community radio together, and he invited
us down to his father's holiday house, which was just stunning.
It had been frozen in the divorce. No one had
tampered with it, so it had all this great eighties
daycre in it. It was stunning. Then of course some
banker would have bought it, renovated, ripped the guts out
of it, whatever, whatever, whatever, anyway, the classic story. So

(01:54):
for that night we kind of we were having such fun.
Tom fell asleep on the couch. So I tried to
do that thing where you put someone's hand in warm water,
and they themselves, well it wasn't of him, okay, so
we put his hand in. We put his hand in
warm water.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Fun guest, you are respectable guests, you are to have
op and.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
He didn't we himself.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
It was really disappointed for all the commotion that well
the jar, I think he's he's he has no storage.
So he sleeps with a very clear conscience. You know
those people not like me or you, who's so troubled
by the thought that you might have what.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Lies that I tell today, who's going to find out
whereby we?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Who did I'm not recognized? Who's now hurt? Anyway, So
one thing led to another, and we started calling those
numbers that you used to were they one triple nine?
They had some funny prefix right, and so we were
all gathered around with thought. It was hilarious. Cool now,
but because in those days it was pre robots, you

(03:05):
had a real person.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
God, I missed those days.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You wouldn't have missed this start. Why not? Because it
was a New Zealander and I don't know sash cash.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Sash of French, the world's greatest produce.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
This how you're in sash Mat It may well have
been the origin story. You finally get it.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Because it is a New Zealander talking sexy. Give us,
give us some sash the unsexiest thing.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
What are you wearing? I want you to say, not much?
What are you wearing?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, not much?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
She tried to sit up.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Then she tried to sex it up much. Okay, no,
don't say not much.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Say I'm wearing some pink frilly nickers. Okay, go valveot
what are you wearing?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm wearing some pink frilly nickers.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Sounds like a children's book exactly. And then he went
over to the punk tree tree indeed children anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
So this woman that I've got was on the phone
right and then we had to put her on speakers
so we could all enjoy her. Was a.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Not interested.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
B really really unimaginative and newsic. Yeah, but also we
would I don't think we could do a time check
about what it was, but literally, this is what she
sounded like. Right. So I was doing the talking, which
was a bit weird because she was also she was

(04:46):
also a woman, but they must get that.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Of course, who's going to judge a sex line?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Not okay? But literally she was like, this is what
it sounded like.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
So I would go, I go, hi, I'm really keen
to find out more about you, and she'd go these
not much to know e right. Literally, Then we got.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
A bit sixy serious.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Then we got a bit sexy, because their job is
to keep you on the line, hook you in and
literally at one point she said this, I hope there's
no children listening. They won't be after this, she goes,
I'm gotting really wheat a and then made this sound right.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Obviously, she just had a cup next.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
To her and she was swishing.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That her fingers were in a cup, that they were.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
There's no can I tell you there's no.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I don't know much about this particular sound. But is
it really that?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, of course it's not. It's not. It's it was
so pitiful, but it was very entertaining anyway, so we
all forget about it.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
The next morning, we're all having a late breakfast.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
We tell Tom that he didn't weigh himself on the couch,
and then it comes up what we did last night,
and then we called the number and he went kind
of ashen faced, and he said, oh, no, someone's got
to pay that bill.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, two dollars fifty a minute.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
We're at but we're at a multi multi billionaires house, billionaire, millillionaire. Well,
I don't know. At that point, we were at community radio. Yeah,
I mean, someone had done well selling the big issue
was better off than us at that point. You know,
I think his sister.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Insisted that we paid the bill. His sister wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
His sister. It was like three hundred dollars. It was terrible.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's a lot of money, and you should pay It
was a.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Lot of money, and I shouldn't have to pay it.
And then I wasn't the only one that was enjoying.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
To say, like thirty bucks, well, three hundred in the eighties,
five thousand dollars eighty the eighties.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
No, their house was decorated in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I was going to say, you're far too for this story.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
It was like mid nineties, okay, but that's that was
a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, that's it is through out your bucks.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Anyway to this day, have fingers and a mug for
the yeah, and splashing it around making splashing sounds was
really pitiful. And at one point I was just like,
I don't know who. I felt sorrier for me or her?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
And then so you're telling me there's gents that calling
up that number and hear that sound effect, go away,
we go.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, obviously other people were happy with her. Maybe, but
we all know I means as I can attest. Men
are not that.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Fussy finger in a mug.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
We've all what a buck finger in a mum?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hello okay, lame.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Brook, Hello Nate Valvo, the one and only, what an introduction?
Award winning and now it's too late for people to
see your award winning comedy in Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Who I can see it in Brisbane and on tour
touring around.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
So brilliant and we thrilled that we all went to
see that.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
It was so lovely, a warm team want buck up audience.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
It was a really lovely show, a chaotic show, a
lot of tech issues at the start, but fun and
three pm on a Sunday, people, I have a theory
already okay, And here is why I think early shows
go off because comics are starting to learn that three four,
five o'clock shows go off on a Saturday and Sunday.

(08:28):
Oh yeah, it's much more than the evening shows. It
doesn't make any sense, right, Yeah, it's because here's Nate
Falvo's theory. You're not that the pressure is less because
your stakes are lower because you've got the whole night
ahead of you. Yes, you've still got dinner, you can
still go home, you can do other things. Yes, as
an audience member, you're more comfortable and up for it

(08:49):
and funnier.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
And also you're not exhausted, you're tired.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You don't have dumplings in your guts because you've gone.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Out of dinner, yeah, beforehand, and it's so good.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
And also getting into the city in the middle of
the days easy.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Someone sits down and goes, hey, look, if worst comes
to worse and this is a bad show, we've still
got dinner. We've got that movie tomorrow or doing something
tonight later.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I can go home and call that sex line, right,
get those fingers in the mugs, and that may go home.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
And but it didn't hang on.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Here we go it's worse the second time.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Is this what you meant? Yes, I'm very attreated to you.
I'm feeling hot and heavy.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
It was it was like washing.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well that's what it sounds like. I never knew.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Now I do.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
But the app this is, you know how we speak
about the best question you can ever ask a woman
is are you on the O?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Oh? Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Are you on the I love? Are you on the jobs?

Speaker 5 (09:56):
No one's asked me Australia And can someone please ask
my co host? Can someone ask my co host if
she's had the jobs?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's all we want? Are you on the O? Every
woman wants it, woman deserves it.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I get asked it, and you know it trills me.
But I haven't been asked it for a while.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
You assume you said something to me before was quite
weird about my weight. But that's jungle.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Well, because he came out of the jungle so emaciated
and gross. Fifty fifty fifty eight keen.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
That was disgusting. I went in sixty six or something
like that. It's a lot of weight loss in twenty
five days.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
You swored me in half either way. Either way, the
half that you have left would be more than that.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
That was that? AnyWho, so when you go that's small
which was yuck and gross and very good?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Did you feel weak?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Should we get serious for just ten seconds?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh? What, hold on a minute. We need a sound
effect for getting serious.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Let's get serious. Let's get serious serious, I want to
get serious. Yes, let's get into Siri president. What she
got here around going to hit her? Go serious?

Speaker 7 (11:08):
He was not satisfied at all. Oh, I don't know
how many different girlfriends he had during this time. I
think there were quite a few. Oh yeah, young women,
listen to my advice. If you're married and you think
you're happily married and your husband starts to cheat on you,
he's a piece of shit, and look at him. It's
a piece of shit, and get out of it. Oh,
get out of that marriage.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Hang on, But I couldn't do that, couldn't walk away.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
Didn't you have an affair early on in the relationship
or when you were Yeah, but I don't think Andy
ever knew about that.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh, we love matha well, stuar that Forgotten Treasure.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
If you haven't seen that doc on Netflix, one of
the best, go watch really Good, A summary that has
had many das of a bad relationships, you know, body
dysmorphia and eating.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Of course, gay guy in Showbies come on. One of
the best things to take away from the Jungle was
this knowing what it physically feels like to be that
skinny is so yuck and gross. It's actually some sort
of like therapy now that I know how it feels
to look like that tired, sick, just.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Constantly feel like you're pregnant.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
I'm assuming it would feel like that, you know, like
you got off a ride, nausea, all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Doesn't that feel like that?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
That was a guess.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
I wroted it different, But let me let me say
it again. I would maybe guess this is what it
feels like to be pregnant.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Still we.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Go the wrong water what it feels like to be pregnant?
I assume what it feels like to put two fingers
in a mug of water.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Hang on here, hang on, here we go.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
This.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I can't wait to touch you all over.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
That's my little serious part. It's now.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
If ever old boto or footage pops up now of
that last week of the Jungle when I was that thin,
I don't look at it and go, oh that looks good.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I look at it and go I was so sick.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I looked gross.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
It's your normal weight, like sixty something, five sixties?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah are you normal?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Now? No? A little bit less, but I'll get that.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
But I have found the male equivalent of are you
on the jabs?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh? Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I know what it is. It is the biggest thrill
of my life. Buckheads, are you ready? This is so
soel centered. I do not care. A rumor went around,
A rumor went around the comedy festival strap In that
I had hair plugs. Yes, the best moment.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Of my life. Really, you know why, because stopped doing
the quiff up and you've done the com down.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
I have kateline Brook my friends to thank for this.
A couple of months ago, I don't know why. I
just forgot to do my hair. I just didn't do
my hair and I came into the studio and Kate
lane Book turned to me and said, you look the
best you've looked in a long time, and I haven't
done my hair. Felers, male buckheads embrace the flop. We've

(14:17):
been told to not flop flop.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Also, it looks kind of relaxed flop flack boys.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Men flop it. So I haven't had a hair transplant.
I haven't. I will one day. I'm not ashamed.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Why are you going to be bored one day?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I don't know. I'm saying if I need to get one,
or get one. But I've been taking a peel for
nearly seven years.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I put the moose every morning and every night on.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Hey, you know that peel?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Come?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Can girls take that peel?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
They can, and they do.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Does it make the hair come every week?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I'm not sure. It's a very good question. I know
that they can give girls the same cream for the
hair the moose, but hair transplant rumors, this is up there.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I love I love it.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I don't care that I won the award, that award
at the first time. I care. No, that's that's two mentions.
We'll see. That's the best rumor to ever. That is
the male equivalent are the jabs.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
So next time I meet a male buckhead in the wild,
that hair better be floppy, better be flopping down away?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
What remember you seed in your show?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh? Yes, hang on, I forgot what I.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Was going to say amongst all the funny jokes.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Well, I was just distracted by your hairsh oh, No,
you were talking about boomers in your yes, okay, and
being boomer adjacent. You do that, are like a boomer.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I stress about traffic, you get scammed. I get scammed
a lot.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
You get scammed a lot.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
So I realized I've got a thing as well.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I don't know if it's a boomeriicious thing, okay, but
I think if you've got something like that, well, if
it is boomerish, just because of what.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I keep getting stuff stolen out of my car.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
I would put that down at add and you're not
locking the car.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
But hey, sure, incredible Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
See my son when he got his first phone, got
it stolen out of our car the first night. So
that was like two years ago.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
But even now, as you're starting to speak, I'm remembering
all the times you've told me things have been taken.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Okay. So I didn't tell you. Last week my wallet
got stolen out of my car, and it was really
what was it in there?

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Okay, I'll tell you why.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Because I had gone through a parking thing. I was
with a girlfriend. I had paid for the parking and
then I lifted the console up. Huh, and I just
put my wallet in there, and as I did it,
I thought, must remember to get it out.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
You've never seen it again? Why you never seen it again?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Why anyway? So then I had these really weird two
days where I couldn't find my wallet. It doesn't matter
because I've got my credit card on my phone, but
it was just unsettling.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It in your wallet? What do you need today?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Okay, well I've got a receipt but everything.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just what do you need right now? I need a.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Receipt to go to a guy to pick up a
painting that I got framed. I was about to cook something,
then reframed.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, he's not going to forget you.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, I don't know. He hasn't called me. And then
this is how paranoid I got your phone? What about?
What if the thieves got my wallet found the receipt
from the framers to pick up It was very weird.
I haven't heard from it. But it's just got bits
and pieces, it's got receipts.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
I know people like to go without a wallet. I
need somewhere to put things, but I can fostic.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
You can't take a fossickers wallet.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
No, don't live for anyway. What confused me was people
in our street are opportunistic. They go up and down
all the time. They opened the doors. If the doors
are open, it's a free for all. And I said
to Peter, we don't even bother calling the police, but
we should, shouldn't we because it's a fine line between

(18:13):
seeing if the door's open and then going, oh, no,
one's doors are open. I'm just gonna smash this window
with a brick, right, that's just the next If you're
a thief, you're a thief.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Right sure.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Anyway, but what confused me was I went, oh, that's right.
I left my wallet in the car, so I went out.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
This is after a day I hadn't driven my car
for some reason.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'll go out. But inside the car was very tidy,
which it never is when the thieves.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
They cleaned it.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
They was.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
They cleaned your car.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
They didn't clean my car, but they didn't normally they
leave the glove box open, everything, and they just strewn stuffslutely.
And it wasn't like that. So I went, they couldn't
have been that. Even the console was closed, opened the console,
it wasn't there. I had to go inside and tell Peter.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
That was the bit that I was a drud I
as we are who we are married to the people
we're married to. I know how hard this would have been.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
It's Cody, your admin.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
He's the one that I don't tell him half of
the stuff that's going on. Yeah, things that are lost,
the things I've done wrong, the things I've broken.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, I can't tell. It'd be half. That'd be everything
we talk about.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Every night, all right, So I told Peter at this
stage we're in bed, sexy talk, fingers in mugs, hang on.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Already, Hey, honey, I was my wallet.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
My wallet's been stolen out of the console of my car.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
They really went in deep to get This is unhinged.
This is an R rated as.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Anyway, I felt so sorry for him because he just
went like these.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
The sigh, you got the Fossica Harvey Si someone married
to a Fossica for twenty And then.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I had to get his computer because he had to
check if anyone had been shopping on my credit card.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I mean, you've got to block it immediately.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
On this pod we spoke about the time but people
found my wallet and went to a restaurant and KC Yes.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
And remember we got scammed and someone went out to
dinner in New York.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Anyway. But I hadn't told Peter how long it had been.
But there were not that many transactions. But then he
had to go, so there were transactions.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
There were, of course there were.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Someone had stolen my wallet, Maliko, are you the police?

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Well, because I told you at the time. They stole
mine twice, there's been two times. The other time they went,
they're still yours from well.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I dropped out on the street somewhere, Oh, you dropped it.
There was always my fault, so.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
It's always it's actually no, it's not your fault. Thank
You've got to stop thinking the way that we think blame.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I just blamed the victim. It's not our fault, thank you,
because otherwise by player something, so it's not our fault.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I should be able to, like a Japanese train station,
leave my wallet atop a pillar and go out the
next morning and it's there.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
But with some temper.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
The second time they stole it, they went and bought
a lot of cigarettes very quickly from the seven eleven
around the corner, and I actually I had to respect that.
As soon as they found it, they went bang banged,
cigarettes around credit. Do I say the company done that
without you got the money back?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, everyone gets the money.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
But I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yes, I wonder how long they'll keep that up for
I got my money. But also it's something really weird.
When you talk to them, they won't tell you. They
won't tell you what the thieves bought. Sometimes they won't
tell you. So I one about my transactions was seven
hundred and seventy eight dollars, and I'm like, where did
they spend that?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm sorry, yeah, seven hundred and yeah, yeah, one of
the transactions. Now I know how Cody and Peteville this
story has gone from a little wallet to quote unquote
a few transactions to seven hundred.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Seventy full blown criminals. And it's full blown. Of course,
who do you think is breaking into cars so much?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I know they buy a car, It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
That is one transaction. Yeah, at what place?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
They wouldn't say, And I was desperate to know what
they bought furniture. But I did feel really good when
Peter said, well, this is the other thing. Anything that's
seven hundred and seventy eight dollars and you've bought it
online has to be delivered.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Be delivered, has to be delivered of course, how like
plane tickets? Maybe no, because it would say and then
also got to go to the airport airport. Well, they
don't care what card do you use. You can change
the name, but.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
The bank can put in at this is it's really
weird new.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Buck up mystery. Yeah, it was a new troue.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oh you know what, one of our buckwits hacker will
have worked for a bank and they'll know what happens
a why they won't tell us what the transaction is.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
My one was MoMA seven eleven seven eleven seven.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
It was on my say it on it had it
just had the figures, okay, and Peter had to go
through so was this you? And I went no, And
then we came to one that was me.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
It was something like that, and I was like, yeah,
that's me, that's online psychic.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I had to distract. I'm really sorry, honey. I'm hopeless
with money.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
You know I'm with money.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
A man loves that sort of. All this whole.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Made up story about your wallet is because you've purchased
something seven.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
You don't want Pete to know.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Some some crazy batshit thing that you're plugging into the
wall that next to the.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Moon, that from the dirt.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I got a message from them the other day. I
got an email of the moon down to ground. How
are you going with your grounding sheet? I replied, it
keeps shorting my electricity? Send get short? Well, I think so, Sash,
I haven't. When I plugged it in the bedside lamp
went off. That's not good, is it?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
And I know so.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I'm annoyed at them, but not enough to remove the
sheet from the bed and send it back.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh my god, I have to tell you something, not
funny but boring, but proving how good you are annoying
about people.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Not finger flavor, finger flavor thing it too much joining it.
Remember you said once on this pod you hate the
previous owners of your house.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yes, it is a thing that you were learn in list.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yes, yes, do you hate that?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I hate our previous owners? Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I love it? What have they done to you?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Just before?

Speaker 5 (25:13):
On the just before I continue on this clapping business.
In the last couple of weeks, I've gone on a
number of podcasts, which is very lovely as a guest.
And what I have realized, because no one else claps
on pole, I've been.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Class and what do they do?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Clap on that?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
As he goes? Do you always clap yourself?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
He hasn't felt during twenty sevent years other than I said,
will I clap myself?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
We clap all the time.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
And I went on Luke Bateman's book Podcastman would Love
It goes all.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Right, do you oh, we don't clap?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
I was like, well I do.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
So that's a buck up pole.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Don't you applaud a good book?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Well, yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I think I was apporting me anyway. But you know what,
both of those highly respected podcasts, they're not buck ups.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
They're insightful. Yeah, whatever you learn stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
This is a buckup. This is a buck And what
is the money back guarantee that they do not give
on their podcast?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'll nail it because I know it, and it's this.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Do we entrust him with it?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Sash our money back guarantees.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Don't look me in our money to do that.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Ready, if you don't feel better at the end of
this pod, then you did at the start. You'll get
your money back.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I feel much.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Stop Slash, take the mug away, take the disgusting finger.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Mug She's loving it. She's loving it.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
The people in the house before us, every time we
were turning on one or too many things in the kitchen,
the electricity was cutting out.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
It's a toaster.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
It's always the toaster or the air fryer, and a combination.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
It was a combination of a few things. Cody's and
ne your coffee mish which is the size of a
small car.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
And he's taking it very serious.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
It complicated.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I can't use it. And he raised things, he weighs things.
It is because my coffee is six dollars a day.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I can't understand why.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I understand.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I've just got a very basic Italian espresso machine.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Does the trick.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
That's all you need.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
People that the most upset that Cody has this coffee machine.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Is the local cafe, of course.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
And now when I go in.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
There, like Cody away, now they know his way when
I'm in there, do they? So the people before us,
we've got a little sparky out to deal with our
He had his whole mystery happening, and then he said,
this is what's happened. This private investigator of electricity cords.

(27:48):
They used spray paint the color of the wall paint
on vents in the bathroom. That's so bad and shit
and cheap that that's actually a faded wiring that's gone
through because they use like spray paint paint to cover
up things instead of proper paint. They like you spray

(28:08):
paint or something and has eroded all these wires.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Why is it from the eighteen hundreds and you're using
a lead based paint.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
If you start to get a little bit simple start,
So the spiky said, that's the reason all these like
how did you don't I don't know. I was away,
Cody was dealing with it. I was in Adelaide. But
there you go.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I think it's quite okay. Let's clap.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
You have to clap your your inside and saying you
hate the preas all the time.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Correct, It's just like sometimes you just do stuff and
you open a cupboard and you're just.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like eyes out there.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I hate you. I hate this wall.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I hate our wall color and color. Yes, we're replacing
very expensive AnyWho what we're talking about?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh where were we? Oh? My wallet getting star?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes? But why just life?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
A lot of things. I've had to start catching a
lot of things.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Energy from my showery. That's my getting stuff stolen.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Well, now I think if I'm if I don't have
a wallet, I can't steal it can't get stolen. That's
a really good point I'm saying. Down with wallets, I've
got to find somewhere else to keep all my stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
In that mug you can right near your fingers.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
It's a bit full, it's very full.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
It's jeemed.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I mean, does Victoria have digital license? Because once that happens,
I won't need a wallet anymore.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I think it does.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Sure reminds me.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I've got to get a new license. They've also got
my license. They can steal.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
They could totally steal my identity.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
They're going to take everything from you.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Painting. You're going to do a pod with me.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I've got to go to the painting place.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
You have to do that.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
You've got to go to the painting place.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Do you know what happened? I found these lovely guys
that run a business.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
You know, they just says some people. So what happened
was a girlfriend was moving house and gave me a
painting that she had, quite a big painting of an
Italian scene that's really beautiful.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Love it.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Why she was getting rid of it.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I don't know if she didn't have a room in
a new house anyway, But it had glass on it
that was so reflective. No matter where you hung it,
you couldn't see the painting. All you could see was
the reflection.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
I've only learned this a couple of weeks ago from
a thing upper on the wall.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Now I'm looking up canvas prints instead glass.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Well, you can put glass over the top of it,
non reflective glass.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
It's a thing, right, And yeah, I just learned something. Anyway,
So I called your ex boyfriend Sash, Yeah, which one,
and he was trying to send me to some fancy whatever.
I'm like, no, no, I just need it. Anyway. I
was in the car driving.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Unlocked Aldi and next to Aldi is a framing plate.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
This story just gets better and better. This is a
shop next to a shop.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
It's absolute madness.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
South American boys what you want from And when you
go in there, they were playing South American music and
they had a dog. This is what you want. If
someone has a dog, they're good people.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
And it's actually loved it. And when I arrive, you're
a problem with the three men trying to make a
delivery and one of the South Americans had to hold
the dog.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Okay, not a good dog, no, No, I think was
just doing his job of attacking the delivery.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah that's right. Who was a stranger coming to the princess? Anyway?
I love them instantly, But I gave them the painting
quite a while ago.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
They said it would be two weeks.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
That's gone.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I have.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
The business is gone, the dog's gone, the painting's gone.
It's a drug brunt.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
I haven't, but I'm going to send you a photo
of it.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
And it's non reflective glory.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I see it again.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Well Boomer, Yeah, the final thing here on the Boomer
story would be, it's not so much that you get scammed,
it's then if you went to a Facebook group and
posted about being scammed, that's when you got your Boomer.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
But how you going to tell not everybody has their
award winning podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Well that's fine, but so you're not officially one.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I'm not on Facebook and there you go. But that
might mean I'm not even Boomer. I'm pre war generation.
What are they called the silent generation? Peter's mum was
trying to but yeah, that's right. I think it's only
this obsession with naming everything. I don't think they named
they called.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
The silent generation because they didn't get a name. I think,
so grow up, or maybe they were just quiet.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Actually, in case the Germans heard.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Historic, I'm so dumb. I always thought it was something
like that. Just didn't complain or something.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Well, you know what that's like?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
What did they call world War one? What did they
call in nineteen nineteen?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Well, they didn't call it World War one? Valvo and
why not the one that was only the one? They
didn't know there was going to be another one.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
That you refused your collabor You didn't explain anything. I'm
still confused.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Well, it only became World War one after they'd had.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
World War Two.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
I know, I know how numbers work, you know, but
they didn't know at the time that there was going
to be.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Enough that I doesn't explain what silent generation is though,
which is what we were talking. I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yes, okay, so maybe they didn't know that all the
generations were going to be name until.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Jen X came along because they were yeah, okay, but
actually baby Boom has got name. Okay, yeah, all right, silent,
You're right. I had a point, they've got a point.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
You really got your back up then, I know.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I was just confused.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Such a French understood it.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Oh wow, even.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Because she's even she's fielding sexy phone calls over there,
aren't you, Sash?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Making some money.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
The buck up here is a lovely small wind buck up.
It's just such a thrill.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
A cup of tea, a restaurant. Thrilled.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
I'm going to drink it. It's only been my feet.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Oh no, I can't, No, I can't.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Nothing in the world excites you more when you go
out for dinner with friends. I didn't realize this till
the weekend, that you get a booth. Can we talk
about yes? Joy? You just wait for this story. The
joy of a booth. You never get the booth. You
never get the booth.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
People have the booth.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
The joy of a booth, And I figured out why.
It is a perfect seating arrangement. You never feel out
of conversation with everyone. You're facing everyone if you're next
to the one you want to be next to. Even better,
because you have a few little it's cozy you. I
reckon your gossip being cranks up more in a booth.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Great, it's like you're in a kind of sign.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Not because he's right next to.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
People, but it feels intimate. We love a booth, do
you know what because we don't book had you booked
the booth? No?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
This is the story's gonna get.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
It gets better and better the way when we were
house hunting last year, one of the places we went
to had redone the kitchen and it had a booth
as the kitchen table.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
And it was so good. I want that now.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, are you going to do that?

Speaker 5 (35:26):
It doesn't fit in, it doesn't suit our room. But
they had a booth as the family table.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, I find that impractical. Well I was six of us.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Okay, well maybe it's meant for like childless gays. Maybe
that's the little whips everywhere.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
It is.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
So so for our friend ed O and I and
Cam James. So the four after I saw it, we
saw each other, which was can I say, Sash, how
cool is it when you walk into somewhere and you
don't expect someone to be there and they're there. I
tell you.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
I walked into Bad Company premiere, which is the new
ABC show that made yes going to support my friend.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I walk in and there is kateline Brook.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Hadn't I told him I was going You.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Actually told me the opposite, that you weren't going dinner.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
It was a genuine thrill. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Beautiful anyway, moving on, So that finished the four of
us go yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, nightmare start. I'm naith falvo. I like a booking.
I want someone to control the group. Hello, book as
if you're listening people that book places.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yes, so normally would be that personal.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Book, a place, book, a place, but it was a
dinner on a whim. But this is where it gets
where I was nearly out. Go to this place. Line's
too long, go around the corner. Line's too long, That
other place closed, that other place line's too long, and
you're starving.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah it is hell on, Yeah, terrible book. Does anyone
have ideas?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
And I'm sorry that anyone in Melbourne that reckons Melbourne's dead. Yeah,
I know it is pumpy, but.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
That was comedy, facial tea.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
That was going on, the city's pumping at the moment.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Very cong from Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Come here for a weekend.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's going on, so fun, very cool, vibe, very we
finally get somewhere, and we're also hungry and tired after
walking around for so long. We go, no, we're going
to stay in this line.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
I'm hating myself. It looks in the glass at the restaurant.
As a joke goes in a little funny, silly voice.
You imagine if we got the booth, the booth, what
we didn't know and the line was not short. The
booth is saved for parties of four. Everyone in the line,
unbeknownst to us, was a tour and a threer, all

(37:45):
the twos and threes and a sixer and a fiver
and a threer, and a lady comes up to us
and goes, four, Yes, we.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Got walked to the booth. I want to be a
booth bitch for the rest.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Of my life. You know what, if I had come
with you, I would have ruined you because you can come.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yes, because that would have been and you can you
can ask so for this confirmation, screamed. We went into
the restaurant and they pointed to the booth, and no, screamed,
I know that's really I want every restaurant to be
nothing but booths. What are you doing McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
You always want the booth.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Give me the booth.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah, give me the booth, give me.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Even you the both oh slup bright in And you
know what, once you're on, you won't want to get
out on hang on, oh yees or the booth.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Oh I can squeeze more on a.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Party of four, no more than four A And you
know what, a booth is so private you could do
that if you want.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
No one could see.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Well to have a wing?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
What a boot buck up?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
It's a booth buck up.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Hey, there's something happening in my household that's causing me
some consternation. Not the wallet, No, not the wallet. The
wallet didn't call me. It caused me consternation. It was
only just having to tell Peter Allel.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Not the dead possums in the pool.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
No, no, not the wholeness of Sparsky went out and
chased a possum the other day, and Gypsy Lewis's girlfriend
was over and she went and rescued the possum.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Possum is getting too much, ip track, I agree. You
know what they want the booth, yeah, everything, And you
know what, they're not even paying the bills.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Hate the possums.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
So after this was after.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Easter, and this has been going on.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
The ripples from the rock thrown into this family pond
continue to reverse break onto the shore.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
They're not good ripples.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
The ripples become waves.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
So Sunday had was going out. It was a Tuesday.
And when it was a Tuesday, because Artie was at work,
I was at home, Lewis was at home, and Yannie
was at home. Was in the school holidays. She was
catching up with a girlfriend. She had a giant Easter
egg to give her, not giant in a box, an
eastreak with other little east eggs.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
The best kind.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Anyway. Then I've run out, I go come back in
and she says, Mum, have you seen my Easter egg?
And I said, no, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Why does no one believe you? I swear on everything
I hold Holy I did not.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Anyway, So she said I was going to give she
was going to give it to one of her girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
I said, no, I haven't seen it. She said, ask Yannie.
Yarnie had been there with one of his mates, Lovely Tom,
the guitarist anyway, and I said, well, maybe Yannie's seen it. Anyway,
I was busy, I was in an out. She goes
Lewis wouldn't have taken it, because we all know in
our house Lewis doesn't eat chocolate.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
What a what a dream to have that he's like Prince.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Andrew not sweating.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
He does.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
We would get along very well if he doesn't eat.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
It, get correct? So for really good right? Anyway, this
goes on. It's one of those things you sort of
think it's going to resolve itself. I went out, or
she went out, and then when I saw her later
that afternoon, there was something brewing in the house. It
turns out she'd left and she'd not found the Easter egg,
which is crazy. She had it on the stairs near
the front door. She was just about to walk out, right,

(41:35):
how could it disappear? Yannie and Lewis and I are
the suspects. Such a fringe.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I can't believe if I swear, do you not believe
me that I did not touch it?

Speaker 5 (41:52):
I would firmly believe that you ate it and then forgot. No, No,
I didn't believes what I believe.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Something else really weird happened.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Right.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
She's laughing way too hard.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
She's giggling even more than when she heard her cousin
doing her daytime her day night job. Her cousins recovers
her cousin.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Hello, Hello, I'm a suxy Pakia.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
What's your egg?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Anyway? So who wants to creeck my illigant ribbit? Please
start with.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Your fingers, your fingers out of the morning.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Way, Okay. So that's just went on and on, and
the next day I think you know a family where
it ships in the night. And the next day Sunday's
not talking to anybody because her Easter egg has still
not turned up and the culprit has not come forward.
So it's either me as I said, Lewis or YARNI.

(42:53):
Now Lewis likes to with Sunday. Last year he hid
one of her air pods for six months. That's insane,
that's just out yeah, no, no, because he waited and
she went out there looking for it all the time,
and that's how she ended up finding it. Right, she
couldn't find it. Then she found it.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
She knew that it was him who's looking for someone
for six months.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Sunday the cat. The cat is an angry cat anyway.
So the Easter eg thing was really upseting. And I'll
tell you why, because it meant that someone was lying
and I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Someone's lying. Someone's lying. We know someone's lying.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
We worked that out, not me. And also I tell
you why else it's not me. Okay, it's not going.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
The way you want it. I believe.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Her face. Everyone's weak with no, I do believe you. Now,
Now I believe filled it on with Now, I believe you.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I do this.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
This last ten seconds has swung me You're cues.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
It's very upsetting.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
She still doesn't believe me. She's trying to pull a
sympathetic face anyway. Also, I'll tell you why. I don't
want to sound like Prince Andrew can't sweet. But because
of my prolonged fasting. You know I don't eat to lunchtime.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
So I wouldn't have been long prolonged, is it?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Well, I don't know what to call it.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
When before to pins but you just have dinner.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I have dinner and then I don't eat till after lunch.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
That's hard, not really, I'm so in the morning.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Some mornings I break it. If I've got a meeting
with someone. I'm like the French they have for breakfast anyway,
it was. It's very upset someone is lying. And as
a mother, Sash, isn't this the case that as a

(45:11):
mother you do think that you can sort of tell
your kids what's going on with them, like not all?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Why why more than dad? Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Well, yes, he's.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Probably instinctively Peter's pretty switched on. But you know, Peter
doesn't tell lies. Now, this is a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I know, I've told you before. It's weird. I'm not
happy with it, but anyway, he doesn't tell lies. And
as far as I have to tell YARNI doesn't tell
lies the youngest. I say that because there have been
times when I thought he was lying and it's turned
out he's been telling the truth. Okay, so that makes
you sort of whatever. Lewis, as we know from the

(45:53):
one AirPod, can be shifty, but he doesn't eat chocolate,
but his girlfriend does it. But his girlfriend does eat chocolate,
so he could have taken her.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
And now it's become a thing. He's got to protect
your girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
And Artie was at work, so we think right what
happened was the egg turned up once again, stuffed behind
a painting which had been my new hiding place for chips.

(46:33):
It's my you know how I've always got a new.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Plant for now. Well, there's a little harder painting.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
It's a little painting that sits on a little easel,
in a in a chest, open drawers, open cupboards, and
so I found it was perfect. Her bag of cheese
flavored popcorn or whatever.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Your sister, your daughter's egg.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah right, No, someone had put the egg there, your daughter,
she hadn't seen it. And also so now it's narrowed
down to who knew that hiding place which was my
new hiding place only place.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Only Lewis knew it, and I knew it.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
But how did you know? Lewis knew it?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Because one day he saw me putting something behind it.
So at hiding sy because the house is always full
of people. So sometimes if I'm going to hide something
in our hiding place, I turn around in these one
of them watching me. What it's like to live in
a house, eyes constantly. I just want any string. I

(47:43):
don't that was a joke anyway, it's really ups it's
a total call. Someone who a psychic? Now I don't know,
I don't know who.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
That guy who, woman's.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Son, that woman you, Ivian, Vivian, Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia Brown,
Sylvia Y, Sylvia Brown, Sylvia Brown, Sylvia Brown. By the way,
Sash contacted him and he never contented. Wanted you know
when I send to the pod.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
No, you know what, I believe that makes him a
really good psych.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
He he's booked and busy.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
No, he knows he picked up on it. He doesn't
want to mess with that. Want the cruelty of your.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Showed me the I don't know why my algo is
showing me this. Folks about kids picking up on something
that adults can't, and they're really upset to go into
certain hotel rooms or they go into a someone's house
and they get really upset and they get and they cry.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
They don't want to go in there. There was one
they showed the other day. It was a cruise ship
and they were going into the room and the kid
got really upset.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
What did I say?

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Though, It's all about like what does the kid know?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
And all the kids Sometimes I do think probably because
you're closer to the start of love, uh huh, that
you know some things that you kind of grow out of.
And as people shut.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Down horror movies tell us the kids, no heaps of stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
But they also tell us that blood can come out
of the wall.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Well, you know, it's just a melting egg. Hid it
in the wallpaper by mum. It's cherry righter.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
But I do think it's like sash.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
And I've said before on this I think on this pod,
when you're breastfeeding a baby and you're up in the
middle of the night, the kids, the baby does all
weird stuff, doesn't It sash its eyes like it's looking
at someone over your shoulder, and you're like churning. It's
really kids do weird things.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
And to close the story off, has the egg been in?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Okay, so the big egg was intact, but the small
legs around it had been taken God and who. To
this day we don't know who. But because I said,
the ructions have continued to ripple through the pond. Lewis
was going to do the catering for Sunday's twenty first
because he works for a catering company.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
It's all making sense and he likes to cook. Yeah,
but I mean, yeah, but cooking and catering are two
different things. Yes, well, yeah, cooking is enjoyable catering insanely, we.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Said, instead of paying a company to do it, Yeah,
we'll give you the money you can. His is coming
over and.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Making cater for how many people?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
No, not that many, sixty people, that's a lot. No,
every family party we have has sixty people.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Okay, that's just how many. Humble brag.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Well, you're invited, thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'm in Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I did, thank goodness. Oh, anyway, you would you.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Not like the alliance it's forming me. I don't like it.
Sunday and I got to hang out after my show
last week.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yeah, the charts were hard and.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
When we dropped Sash off, Sunday said bye Sash, love you,
wow and through her an egg through anyway. That's so.
Now Sunday doesn't want Lewis cooking for her party.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Fair enough, hard is on.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
We did speak about this and she didn't even tell
me why. And I agree with you about the Streek. No,
she told me about not wanting her brother to cook
for her birthday.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Just things like he doesn't clean up.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
She worried about that.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
I don't know. I've said to him, don't question our alliance.
I'm not going to tell you what Sonday and I've
been talking about anyway.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
It's a really terrible but ongoing thing that I don't
know who to trust. Over the next couple of weeks,
we're going to find out.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Let's get all the culture.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Here's what I think we should do, and I really
mean it. I will pay for this.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
I am going to pay with my own money for
a psychic to come to the house and tell you
the answer.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Because a psychic works with cops.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
What sort of sign they can go to?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
The ones that go to crime scene, Well, there's.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Not that many of those. You say that it's time.
It doesn't, Well, find one, don't come at me. Know
some cops.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
I know some detectives. I'll ask them.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Oh, you'll ask them what psychics they work?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
We also if they actually do they laugh, they do
use them?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I'm not really let me ask do you think they do?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Some send a message right now, I'll find out the
name is someone that they do actually use.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Do we have confirmation?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Do you know what I should do forget a psychic?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Why don't we get the cops over? Can you imagine
if we line up Yarnie, even Artie. I'm not sure
that he was at work, that he's quiet, he's very
This was a true crime doc. He does know the
hiding place as well.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
He'd be up there, the one that doesn't seem to
be around, or the one that's a bit.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
And he would have done it. But he said that
he did. Everyone says they didn't, and I believe begins.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Everyone really stay tuned to.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
The buck up a Paul over the birthday party that
you won't be at when you're sitting the psychic. We'll
figure it out, should we sending cops? I also dream
the start of a romance for Sunday.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Oh yeah, which was the other day.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
The doorbell rang, oh okay, yeah, and there was a
young guy. They're not really young, you's older than her,
and he said, my car's been stolen. I want to
know if your cameras picked anything up.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Oh sorry, he wasn't there to see her. No, clear,
I'm so sorry. No, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
He's our neighbor. He's lived across the road from Sree.
That's what I thought, also, because the only person in
our house who uses the cameras, and she always uses
them is Sunday. To do what Oh she's always she
always wants probably to know if she's got her uber
eats arrived, so she can sneak down again.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
And does the camera record?

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
And record? For how long? Does it?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
She went through?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Why do you want to know?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I've always wanted to know this st I.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Think you can set it? Can't for how long? Anyway?
And he said, I'm just wondering if your camera picked
up anything, because it was part drawn outside the house.
I felt really sorry for him.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
It was a Kia Stingray, I did. I didn't know it,
but the boys all knew.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
It.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Isn't that interesting? They went, Oh, the gray car. That
was a really beautiful car. I hadn't even registered with
me anyway, But I said, I don't know how to
use the cameras, but my daughter does. Hang on, I'll
call her.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Here we go. I'm hooked. Look at me.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
He can't know nothing happened, but she came downstairs.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
He must have clocked it. Uh huh, mustn't he? Even
in his fog of grief about his Kia Stingray, he's
still you're still registering a pretty girl.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Aren't you lost a car? Found? Get the mug out
your daughter?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
And you're what I wouldn't you pig anyway. So Sunday
was there straight away scrolling through and then it turned
out the pole was blocking the view of the street.
Knew what they did, and this is okay the thieves, Yes,
the thieves. They were apparently driving another sting ray okay.

(55:17):
And once you get your fob hob what fob huh
the clicker? Once you get your clicker in the car,
it will start that car. No, yes, apparently he said
that's that's what they did.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
So they smashed floor in the system. Here it does.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
They smashed the window, and he did say, and I
loved it. Just if you walk out so I'd be careful,
there is broken glass. He's a lovely boy. Sunday didn't
say I did with her. She's still angry at me
about that. Where are you ever?

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Team Kate was team Kate.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
I'm Team Kate in the Easter extraor now. Family, believe
you did not steal it.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I promise I didn't. I'll swear on get me, we'll
get the psychic in hang on. Are you not convinced,
Sash of French. I've worked with you for a long time, Sush.
If I tell you it's the truth, I've never lied
to you have I involving chocolate. I don't know, evolving chocolate.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
I swear give me something important to swear on your
daughter's Easter egg.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Play the sting such it's a text wrong? Oh yeah, no,
give me a text from mom. I love this one.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
It is a classic ending to a text from moh So,
I'm going to do a pause because it's.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Always about pause acause sometimes a text from Mim. You
go good channeling a mother.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
I am very good at channeling, except with me, where.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
You ascribe terrible motivations to me.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Text from mom.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
Wait for the pause at the end. My friends, Okay,
I have been eating the music you gave me from
the jar. Shannon just called in. She's picking us up
at one thirty Saturday. She has scoliosish.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Of course she does.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Of course she does.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Of course she has scolios.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
She has to have something.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
She's got something, otherwise she wouldn't have text.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Yes, it's not about the music.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
What was about the music? Doesn't care about the music? Jar?

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Who cares about what time? And by the way, she'll
be there at twelve thirty. Everyone's too early in that age.
She'll be seeing you Saturday. She wanted you to know
she has scholosis. It's a text from she has scoliosis.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
But also I've got scolios. Well remember my one leg
shorter than the other scolios. Apparently that's what it was
was maybe it still is anyway, I don't even think
it's worth commenting on.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
It has an effect the slightest.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
For your own money from the government.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Get that on board, pup on that gravy train before
it drags the whole nation under.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Your NDS cards in your wallet. Oh no.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and
him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
call him Jack. And Dom Evans.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Oh we're lucky.