Who's the nosey neighbour?

• A term deposit of anger
• The kids call me unc
• If you're food curious
• Text from mum

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will

(00:26):
cut you off of the knees then gift you a
pair of easies.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
And that, my.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need a buck up.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
M bye bye bye bye bye. Yeah, I bet about
what a buck about? Better bad? Better by bag better
bye bad? Yeah yeah yeah yeah no, just no, but

(01:00):
of body suits looking sharp, hang on next, oh get
it off? Oh look at this?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, look at that tucked in.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, tapped in four year old girl? Yes what it's
Harry and Megan's for your old But just you just
been a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
It was a bit. There was a bit of a
whiplash from the sexual undertones of our opening to you
screaming out four year old girl.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, Nate Valvo And let.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Me just say this. This is an AM record, and
it's been yes, so long since we've done an AM record.
It's not going to stop. It happens in the mocker calure.
But let me say this. You and Sash are on
eleven out of ten the energy from YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
We pump it out. This is your time, this is
our time. We're hardwired for it, even though naturally picking
up on it, it's not our it's not our actual time.
But because we've done it for so long, it just
a wee. Can we just jump out of the stool?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I saw my horse?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Sound effects?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Please do so good?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Where's that mic going? Hang on? Ready, this is excellent.
H this is okay. I don't want to oversell it
is cool here we are ready. Stop faster, stop, hey, ho,

(02:39):
stop it right away.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Horse. I missed the old kate who had less energy.
I missed the I miss the unfit kate. You know
what he's hanging out with you right now? You know
when you bump into someone in the street and they've
already done something yoga, gym session, and they're they are
facing the day and you have done not much, and

(03:02):
your energies meet on the street.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yes, and it's and it's there's a disparity. You are right, okay?
Can I tell you know who's always been like that
in my life?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
This one over there.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
The artist formerly known as Sasha French, now known as
the Greatest producer in the land.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
And the reason there's a disparity in the energy is
because you've done a this morning, did a sash, I
did boot camp, did boot camp this morning. When the
US regular folk like a b I've been to your
folk who have gotten up and gotten amongst it, we're
hit with guilt that we haven't.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh, is that why? That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
We want to bring you down and not because you've
made us feel guilty.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yes, I was sleeping, but I think it's important to
stay well rounded, particularly around the gunt, which is where
I'm very well rounded. What gunt, well, I know it's
still there. It's still there. However, I'd like to think
that the reason that I'm doing all of this, people
may not know that I'm climbing and a pern aya climbing.

(04:16):
That's the most ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Have you said climbing yet, And no time I've said
I said walking.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
We're climbing now, crawling, climbing. It's a climb and so
this really we're doing this really hard thing climb every
mountain know where I'm training with my husband every Saturday morning.
It's ridiculous. It's a lot of time it's seen together.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
It's too much married, your kids, too much meals.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
It was two and a half hours on Saturday. We
did twelve hundred steps at the steps you were steps
with steps. We did the thousand steps. Last week we
did the Botanic gardens sixty steps, but we did them
twenty times. Right, it's a lot of steps, and and

(05:08):
there's I'm like, I love him, Do I what step?
Would you ask that?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
The three hundred.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
And then ask you know what, it's a self defeating
thing because at the end of it, I'm so spent.
We're talking about the war senorsted. Yes, I'm so done
that we had to stop and get fish and chips. Yeah, okay,
it's supposed to be one of my exclusions.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Isn't it.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Aren't you allowed to eat a bit of junk after
you exercise because you're still pump well, my body's going
to burn. You know what?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm serving Two masters. One is the doctor who told
me about Mafati liver hate him boo, let's justice. One
star to get your education. You know what medical doctors?
You know they're good at nothing.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Memorizing, yes, memorized at GPTs.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
And getting free pins from big harm.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
But some of them are really good at printing out
the volumes when you need them.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
But also I love him, love them, I love him.
I love him for giving me a hard truth.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
You know what, here's another hard truth. I love our
health system in this country. The other day, get this,
I don't even know this. I'm sure I'll lot of
people know this service. I needed a little quick referral.
Oh what bring this app up? Touch of a button?
Some guy calls me. In fifteen minutes facetimes me. Done,
gives me the referral, isn't.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It instant script? Don't hang on a seat? Seventy bucks? Yeah, okay,
this is a bit I don't like. Done. Why seventy bucks?
People don't have seventy bucks? Let me started celebrity view
of the world.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Excuse me bucks?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
What happened to many cares?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I think some well, because sometimes you don't answer. Sometimes
you've got to pay for convenient So I'm happy. Yeah, okay,
I didn't have to get in my car.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I don't have to go to a GP. But they
didn't have to.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Go to a super clinics. By the way, when you
rock up to a super clinic, if you're not sick.
You're going to get sick from the foyer. Has any
the door handles, the fifty other random sitting with you?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
All right, whatever you've got, you're going to leave with more.
The name super clinic is highly misleading. That's all we're
going to say. There's nothing super. They should be called
sub clinics because anyone who knows etymology knows, and I do,
the roots of sub means lesser than their subclinics.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Just super realize that I just realized something. When you're
talking about stepping with your husband and there's too much
time together, just realize that's why Cody exercises.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
To get away from you.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, but I thank for the nod. Sash way too
sassy at an am record really did?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
She was like, I understand it.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Understanding not I'll tell your boyfriend that you've taken up
golf or does that say.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
She plays with him? You play with Yeah, he can't
get enough of her. My god, I don't know what
it is about him, but he just can't too much,
Sash not enough for her boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, well, it's enough for Cody to be with me sometimes,
just for enough. He's running again? Is he running again?
Towards or a while away from me. Yeah, I'm connecting
the dots.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, he's running. Yeah, come back. I know he's
got a job where he spends three out of every
four weeks overseas, and even when he's home, he's still
he can't bear. He just can't. And I'm sort of waiting.
My husband is a better person than me, and we
know this. In fact, we had a fight on the
steps no fish and chips I last last week. We

(08:52):
had a fight and it was based on I can't
give any details, but it's someone that I exercise with
who wears a puff jacket all the time and doesn't
warm up enough to take the puffer jacket off. And
it annoys me because I'm like, you're not If you've
got to work in pairs, it means they're not working hard,
if they're not cracking a sweet right. And so I

(09:15):
mentioned it to Petergan. Is you really good problem to
puffer jacket? I said yes, because it's hard enough to
get me there. I'm lazy. I'm a lazy cat.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
My god, that word at this time of the morning
is shocking, So I know it.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
So then if I'm paired with someone who's even more
enfeeble than me. It's not helpful. But you know, I
told you he never takes my son. He always takes
this voice. And so he said, oh, it really obviously
gets to you. It's a second time you've mentioned it.

(09:51):
And I said, I went from you know how, when
you have a fight with someone, the fight is rarely
about what. The fight is about her about the thing,
it's about the other thing. Yeah. Yeah, and it's been
accumulating interest like my IRA account.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
See grand worth of anger for your husband locked away
at any time.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Correct, And the government's coming for Yeah. And he doesn't
even have to go through acid to get it. He
doesn't have to wait the nine or ten weeks. I'm
ready to give.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
It to him to term depositive anger.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Correct. Right, So he goes, you've obviously got an issue perfectly.
You've mentioned it quite a few times. And I said
to him, Oh, okay, we all know you're a better
person than me. You're a good person. I'm a terrible person. Okay,
understood what what? And he walked upstairs and I was

(10:49):
down sings. You know, you thump around for a bit
and then something all the yeah, just club club, club
with terrible posture. Awful all for pronating.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Arguing, mumbling to yourself with a pantry him terrible, you've
never done dishes, louder.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I wasn't doing dishes, just clump and thumbing. Next forward
and made me think and thinking, and I really have
to resist the temptation when the kids come in clump
and thumbing. Who's going to love that person? So then
I made a coffee for myself, and I was be
more heightened.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
You put yourself more on edge. I wants get that
heart rate up even more.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
And so then I went upstairs and I made him
a coffee and I said, I'm sorry I was grumpy.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
That's good, But a part of me did he say sorry?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Bark? No, he said you know what he said, that's
all right, don't let it happen.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's very funny, very fun great.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Made me laugh that he's funny, and that's why he
gets away.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I don't like it when my husband's funny, don't you
If he's taken funny? What have I got left?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Kate? Come on you youthful enthusiasm, that's the wrong and whatnot?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Okay, okay, So a friend of yours goes on a
date with a guy and says, how was it? And
she says, to you, he had youthful enthusiasms straight away.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I know a lot of women who would love that.
What because this thing happens to a lot of men
at a certain age where they become really grumpy or
heavy or critical, tight fisted, or they haven't bought new
clothes for twelve years, or they just locked into this

(12:49):
version of themselves with a heaviness, so.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Youthful enthusiast Okay, I'm learning from stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I'm sad.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Guess what put you running shoes off? And said and Lizabeth,
and when Cody, when Cody picks, this is what I
what astounds me about my husband. Yes, I front, he
loves him that one to front foot forward funny with me.
I will walk into a room and I have to
be funny first, so.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
You will like me.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Cody picks and chooses when to be funny. Oh and
that is crazy confidence to me. Yes.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
And so when you just got scattered gun, you must
all like me? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
And at our wedding you were in attendance. How funny
he was in the in the wedding vowels very funny.
I'm curious yeah, you said you were angry.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It was so funny. It was so funny and heart felt.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
It was perfect. Yes, it was the perfect wedding vows
and I was absolutely ropable.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Did you punish him? You punish him by leaving early
my own wedding early.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I didn't leave early for the cord. I just didn't
kick on and he did. Yeah, that is lovely, that's
love Yeah, and that's leaving early. And he said to me,
can I can I go out on our wedding night?
Of course you can.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
All it's too tight. I mean, I'm vomited in a
in a toilet, in our bath, in our hotel room. Okay,
so the next weekend, the greatest thing is happening.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Before that, just on the mountain, and you go onto
your death. Oh yeah, yeah, you're in the steps, very proud.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Of your steps. I've realized the steps are not enough.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well obviously not.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
But Becker, Hello buckhad Becker, Hello Beker. Little message for
you right in.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
It goes for a little bit, but I think you
and the barkheads need to just have a seeding cat.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Let's stay with It's a mountain, like it's next to
Mount Everett. Kate's final resting place. Did you see they're
bringing green Boots back. We were only talking about green Boots,
you know, the body that's you know, Everest is littered
with people who rip haven't made.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
It soon to be another one, And there's.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
A famous one called green Boots that some people have
to climb over.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
You have to climb over a dead body.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Depending on how snowed in it is.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I think he's.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right on that, and his head's in the tucked into
a little like keeping him a bit more together than
he totally preserved, would be totally preserved. Family, well, they
don't know who he is. But then now someone started
a movement to bring green Boots back. He's contested. I

(15:30):
think two people believe that he's theirs. I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I just feel in life, when there's a literal dead body,
there is a dead body there, it's a warning sign
to not do it.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, but there's something about for bodies on the mountain. Yeah, no,
not for you, there's a dead body, and not for me,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I was going to say, don't try and separate us now.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Although once I had to deal with the dead body,
it was a cat body.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Okay, let's move on from oh, Becka says I got
tricked her word into climbing and a purna tu oh
like me. I read the itinery in three to four
kilometers each day didn't sound too bad at all. I
did some meandering to prepare. I went to thousand steps
in Firmtry Gully a couple of times and.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Thought it I would be fine.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh my god, there was nothing that could prepare me
for the shot that it was fifteen kilometer walk per
day and the two to three kilometer was the increase ingradient.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh my god, you're doing the math there. When someone
told us they measure it going up, we didn't understand
what that means.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I am glad that you have learnt this prior. It's
definitely not the casual wander that I had been planning for.
I remember one day sitting on the side of a
mountain and my friend and I were hoping to be
taken by one of the vultures you will see. For however,
I do not want to give you a small heads
I do want to give you a small heads up.
The homestays do sound lovely, warm and cozy, but just

(16:54):
remember they are in the Himalayas and it's freezing and
most dwellings are quite rusty.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, world, thank you back, oh baker, I mean, my goodness.
Vultures praying to be taken by a vulture. Who isn't
it If they're there, things aren't looking good? Yeah, because
they do. The birds of prime. They know that you're
about to and the birds are praying. Also, I think

(17:20):
they're scavenger birds, so they're waiting for something to die.
So I don't think they'll actively kill you unless you're
in a very weakened state.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
The day before the jungle officially started, we were all
locked away in our hotels.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Valvo did I'm a celebrity to get.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Me and they took me out on a little drive
try and get my mental health in chat because they're
all just cooped up for a few days before it begun.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
And I get in the van, I'm like, what are they?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
And they're like, they're vultures.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
So what didn't make.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Me feel better the day before I went in was
seeing vultures in person. Cape they are so big and
goth No, they were perched up very very high on
this like very tall tree.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
And even then they look pretty decent, right, and they've
got quite long legs. Did they have the bald.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Very baldy, look like Prince Philip a bit yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Right, and malting a malting head like half the feathers
like an old liberal politician. Yeah, someone's give them a
good plucking, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, but I was very impressed by them. I was like, oh,
I'm into them. They're quite you know, substantial. So once
you see them, okay, let me tell you the first
that I ever saw vultures.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh you've seen them too, yes, but I've seen them circling.
So when you're in Mumbai, so you know, India has
so many religions, and one of the religions that they
have they called the Farci. Maybe that's the maybe they
called Parsi. Anyway, they speak Farci. I think they call Parsi.
It's a really old Iranian religion. And they own this

(18:58):
family own a lot a lot of the businesses in
India called Tatar. You'll see the trucks. They make trucks,
they make buildings, they make everything. Are they passy and
they speak Farsi anyway, one of the things of like
a tongue trus in Idio Mumbai. I'm not the pheasant
plucker and the pheasant plucker. Son, I'm only plucking pheasants

(19:18):
till the pheasant plucker comes go and say it.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
No way, we can't. I can't remember any of that, okay.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
So one of the things about the parssy is that
they don't get buried. Their bodies get thrown on this
side of this hill that's in Mumbai that we drove past.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
They get.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's part of their religious okay with that, obviously, Well.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
It's their idea, yeah said, obviously, I haven't changed anything
about what happens.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
No, No, that's their peace. They don't get cremated, they
don't get buried.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
There's something quite poetic about being taken by nature, Like
I get it.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
And the bones get picked clean.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I mean, if you go the other way, Oh way,
it's it's worms anyway, yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Correct, anyway. But it's very dramatic. So when you drive
past this hillside you see the vultures circling, and the
vultures are there, you know that. When you see them
go down so you can't see the hill, you see
them dive. Yeah, you see them dive, and you know
what they're dying for. They're diving for the farcie or

(20:32):
they who are they diving for? Such the PARSI who speak.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
FASTI okay, what altitude do.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
We on today? Already? But it's true. You can google it.
How incredible?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Incredible?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
All right, so I'll be praying for the vultures. This
has alarmed me. Okay, here's more. There's no good news
about Anna. Is from Bessie. She's written this tossar. She
obviously didn't have the heart to send it straight to me.
How lovely, can you please pass on to Kate the

(21:11):
importance of practicing her walking, no breathing, no camping, no squatting.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Oh I would never have gotten there is this from
Is this from Lewis?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Squatting prior to her walk in Nepal? She's she's actually
needed me calling it a war?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Is it squatting to Dowie Weeze and other ones?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Of course? Squatting to for everything in a hole, digging
I don't know, squatted when I walked, and a purna.
She's negged herself there. Negotiating squat toilets was the hardest part,
especially in the higher altitudes where water freezes, which adds
another dynamic to keeping your balance. What would that mean frozen.

(22:01):
I don't know. I'm asking why would that? I don't understand,
but I will. I also used a lanyard to hang
around my neck to hold the toilet roll, as you
never know how much you need nor want to put
it on the ground. And definitely don't leave your sunglasses

(22:22):
on your head in there, as if they fall, they're
gone forever. It is a magical place, though, God forever.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
It's magical. Let me say this, fully supportive of this
adventure of your final resting place, and all four people
push themselves to a limit, and it's quite cool. A
lot of this stuff. However, if you're doing anything and
you have a roll of toilet paper around on.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
A lanyard, on a lanyard.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Any sort of respect I've got for this.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Hitherto used at a Lady Gaga concept. Got yeahyard around
your neck. It's so demean right now, as also do
you just leave it on there permanently? Had there no

(23:18):
one's mentioned to us as they always do in any
country that has got different you know, micro bacteria in
their water supply than we do. That you get tummy.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Issues almost to cook. We almost cooked there, but it's.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Not you know that happens in third. I don't want
to say third.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
We're talking about our water, yea, our water's fine, Okay, wow, Okay,
well we've.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Got great water in Australia.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Surprised you're saying that. I'm just surprised you're not saying
it's not injected with all sorts of who it is.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, honestly. And I'm still looking for the perfect home
filtration system. Okay, that can remove fluoride. Us can't.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Why does bathroom water taste so much better than kitchen water?
That's why I believe it tastes.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Be refuse to drink and drinking it so out of
step with popular opinion. If I'm in my bathroom, no
one wants to drink bathroom water.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I'm not going downstairs to the kitchen. No, I'm getting
bathroom water.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
And it's cold, and no it's not you don't think
no it tastes bathroom me, No, not mine. Its independent.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
I can hear the nod, So I'm not looking over
there because I can hear it.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I'm not getting in the bar drink. I'm not lying
in the bathroom. Try to justify the You've really.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Come out swinging the sink the sink tap in the
bathroom is good. You are putting mine over matter. You
think it tastes different if it tastes over matter, Okay.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Technically you could lift up the system and drink water
from there.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I'm not, I'm not, but I won't.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Doesn't think our fresh and cold.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
And often colder? Colder and nice? Oh yeah, colder, more refreshing. No, yep,
no calling it?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Where were we?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Toilet paper around your neck?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Matter? And the views are great? Great, it's a magical place.
What's a magic about it? What is a black magic?
Because that's also magical, Bessie, magical. I've turned on Bessie.
We have, and there's a tiny bit more advance. Bothered.
My hairdresser likes to ski at high altitude. Crazy. Yep,

(25:38):
I agree, she said a month or two before you
hit off. Well that's now for me start using an
altitude chamber. Sorry, all right, you're Michael Jackson. I can't know.
I love you, Bessie, but I can't live with all
this advice.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Too much advice. However, in defense, no.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
That wasn't Bessie about.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
About I wouldn't put it past you. One day walking
in the studio going I've ordered something online and it
comes next week, an altitude chamber, and then telling me
about why it's good for you.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I am going to get what is and this is
really I will before you go.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
You know that's already in place. Okay, this is I've
always pitied people that I see doing this. But as
we all know, life is a humbling experience. And Katie
is getting humbled here right. In fact, she's not getting humbled,
she's getting humiliated. It's difference, and obviously I need it,

(26:42):
obviously out there in some karmic sense.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Getting too big for your boots.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I was born that way, really born that way. Your
royalty lions gate ato'weight. I think I'm pretty good as his.
He always sees bloody LEAs. Yes, mate, yes, right. Anyway,
So I'm being humbled. We know that it doesn't sit
well with me, but I'm accepting it. I'm about to

(27:10):
do this. I'm about to buy some some of those
walking sticks.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
The doubles. Yeah, oh my god, I think having toilet
paper around your neck is yes, those, I'm about to,
are you cow Night, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yes, I am, like I said, the double, don't do
the dog County one that's what any I think you
have to have them right there.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
We're going to move on, but you're telling me I'm
going to support my friend climbing up and a purna
with toilet paper around their neck, with double walking.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Sticks, double sunglasses that have dropped in a frozen hole
in the ground. Take her now, vultures, take her now.
Put me out of my misery.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Take me with you.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Okay, apparently they're good for I don't know, but I'm really.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Do both of them on the mound, but nowhere else.
Please do not train.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
To train, Please don't don't get used to them.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
If I'm driving one day down south, drive past they
killed the beach and there's you with double walking sticks
on a sand I would that's it at the end
of the buck.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Because I have I've always because I'm normal, I've always
pitied people that have those same Yeah, you always look
at them and think, gosh, I'm glad I'm not you. Yeah,
but now you know what, I've realized, I'm no better
than anyone.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Oh gosh, I'm glad I'm not you. What a bitching
things to ever think about anyone seconds?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
My total arrogance, and I'm being humbled every which way.
I'm accepting it. I know better that I am the person,
the lowest common denominator, the kook, the freak, the pitiable
fool who is lurching my way along with foldable walking stick.
And they're foldable. Of course, They've got to be the

(29:16):
fit backpack. That's what I am now. Now, well, you
still love me?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I will, Yes, I'll.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Still have this attitude though. I'll still have this attitude
even when I'm lying there like green boots rip. You'll
know when you get up close and see my face. Yep,
you'll see the smugness. Yeah, you'll be like I know,
the richest grin that kicks in on a corpse normally
does have the lips pulled back tightly out of the teeth,

(29:49):
but she does look smug even at the end. You
know what, I'll be thinking, what, thank God that's over?
The trip, annual life, Yes, everything everything.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
I've become someone I didn't think i'd ever become. Kate
like you. You've become this fit, not.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Fit yet am vicious than I was, outdoor loving, not
really trying. I still hate walking, and that's a big
impediment for someone who's going on a big.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
There are certain things in stages in life I think
that you go through, and I have now hit this stage.
I don't think I would become this person, but it happens.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I feel.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
When you get a mortgage, all right, okay, no renter,
does this become a more mortgage owner?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah? Yeah, you own a mortgage, which thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yes, yes, I am so thoroughly invested in the houses
that are for sale in our street. I'm not going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
But I always was. We'd always go have a look.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I can't even did I go to the open for inspection?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Of course, yes, everybody does. I've never done that life,
didn't you always go to have a sticky beak at
the neighbors.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
The only time I've ever gone to any is to
apply for the rent to live there.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And the places we looked at when we were looking
to move. No, always go In fact, this to me,
where's the other day? We went around the corner from
us there was these three like two bedroom units. Then
I told you, the guy who built our house built
as part of his pitch he wanted to he wanted

(31:28):
to get the contract for the nineteen fifty six Olympic Games.
Village apparently he built it on his land. He didn't
get the contract. So these is three two bedroom units,
and one of them the other day, I.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Know where that village is.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yes, he didn't get the contract, the final. Yeah, there
you go. Anyway, So these people, one of them, I
knew that.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
By the way, can you believe Kate, I just knew
where the Olympic.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Village was here?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Or was it nineteen fifty four? It couldn't be anyway, whatever,
it's enough sport talk. The door was open. I went,
I'm going to go in and have a lak. They're
selling we're looking for Yeah, but you know what happened.
I went to walk in, and then the guy that
owned it walked out, and I went, Oh, that's not right.
You're never there when it's open for inspection. I realized
it wasn't open for inspection. It was the front doors

(32:19):
of the door was open, and because there was a
removeless van across the road, he was carrying stuff out.
So I went and then I pretended that I'd sort
of forgotten the dog. I did this kind of circle
and then I went ay and then had to walk back.
So I tried to walk in. Anyway, everyone always goes

(32:40):
through new to me.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
But it's not about going in and having a look.
It's about how many people went to the open for inspection.
Last week Cody was away. We fixed him. Are there
anyone there? Three people?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Max did auction last Saturday. Didn't happen. Not enough people came.
They canceled the auction. Oh yeah, because the lowest clearance rate.
With that beat, let's not saying.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
I cannot believe how invested I am. I have no
interest in buying it. Or I can't even afford the
one wearing?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Why why do we care?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
It's like it's the landsie. Cody tells me one more
time about a house north facing sun south facing sunset.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I could not care. Do you know what Peter Dance
just cod as well. He's always talking with squeen meters
of land or I don't understand what that he gives
me square meters of a house.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Thank you, I don't know what it means.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I don't know what this is.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I've told you how many bedrooms?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Thank you? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I've told you.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I don't understand the temperature of water. I don't know
what you mean. They dived into the ocean in Tasmania.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
And it was twelve degrees. I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means. It's water. You never
will and I don't want to. What was the house like?
By the way, rain man, you just.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Sits they're going up with the north facing the afternoon
sun and the sun cuts what.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
He's right with the north face. He knows about.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Windows and where they're facing in, what room gets what time?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Either way, we don't live in a north facing house.
I don't think, do I I have no idea. I
don't know. Sun seat the sun's seats and shines blindingly
in the middle of summer into our bedroom upstairs, and
it's as hot as hating nice, which is a good
taste for me for where I'm going.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
You're having trouble lying in bed in the sun.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm not in bed.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
It's the afternoon, okay, Sorry, I mean I don't know north.
I don't know where. When I walk out of someone,
I've got Google Maps on and it says like go north.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, I don't know what. We don't know. She's going
to cut this out. We've had this conversation before. We've
had this conversation. She's cutting it out if Jack is
cutting it out.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, are you going to cut out us talking about that?
You're cutting it out because I've spoken about you cutting out.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
We might leave in the talk about So here's the
day spoken about that.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Not enough people went to the open for inspection. You've
canceled the auction because obviously not enough people place some interest.
It's a lot of property square meters. Your husband would
love this big house. Another open for inspection coming this week, Okate,
I'm all across it.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah, it's fun hearing out the window.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, it's fun. You know what it's like. It's just
like windows shopping when you go shopping in the city,
which I heartily recommend, by the way, So she and
I need a shopping date where we go to a proper,
proper stores and look at things that taste them.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I often do. Yeah, it's love a shop in the city.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Ice, It's really good if you call for a while,
it's so fun to go with saying.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
And if you often look for things for clicking collect
This is just as an example, and it says the
store availability. They will often be nowhere except the city
stores because they pump at it. They pumped out, you
put me off, click and collect.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I don't use it now because of the office works over.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Don't cut this.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
And collect in the city no, I'm.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
As inforce saying as an example of why the city
is good. They often have everything because if I turnover
of people being in there, so they stock it. And
a lot of the time they spend money on the
stores in the city being the best because it's like
a big ad. Do it off and do it. If
I've got a gig in the city or stuff on,
I will have a shop shop in the city.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Folk go to the city four.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
People and tell them that Melbourne was built for the
city to be where you go and shop. So they
purposely cities and know a lot of them aren't so
like Melbourne was built to the culture was to go
into the city to go have a big shop. Anyway,
nosey neighbor n eighth my new nickname.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, I love it absolutely Okay. So along the way
to me getting humbled last night, my eldest son, you know,
he likes to cook. What he cooks mad stuff. He
gets just weird, weird ideas. So the other day he
said to me, Mum, I've got to get a duck. God, yeah,

(37:06):
so we had to find a hole diver enjoyed duck. Okay,
this is what you think I want to make peaking duck. Okay?
I said, what that? You wrap up in the pancakes
and chop it up like you won't ever get it
at a Chinese restaurant. They don't even always have it.
That's a primo dish. I've been one night to some
peaking duck night where the only bit but yeah, yeah,

(37:31):
where they gave us and they use the whole duck
in it. The Chinese what's called ninety of it your
nose to tail to tailak to tail, most of it.
I had no interesting, it's not much to it. Well,
they give you that they serve sometimes they serve the beak,
the webbed feet.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Do you eat the beak?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
You can if you China, if you're Chinese, or food
cures and what have they done? What did the Chinese
do to the beak to make it a bit? I
don't know. I didn't need it. Look at it.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I hope a deep fry. I'd give it.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Everything's good deep fry. But it just seems to be disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
I do find it weird that people have limits on
what part of the body they will not for any
other taste reasons I understand, but moral I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
That people have it with humans as well.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
The things I've eaten in the past.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
And the things you refuse to eat, you know what
I mean. Anyway, So we got a dark and he
really get a duck from supermarket. Yeah, they had it.
We had trouble finding it. Then we found one. It
was only twenty two dollars, which strikes me as very
cheap for a duck. Yeah, anyway, and then he strung

(38:45):
it up in the he had to Okay, it was
very visceral. You had to get a bike pump and
insert it under the skin and inflate the skin. I'm like,
at this what the Chinese doing? And then he said,
ride bikes. They all ride bikes. He so had to
blow it up, then drop it, scooled it in a

(39:08):
a in a saucepan of water that was infused with stuff.
And then he fiddled with the inside of our oven,
which is just one of those little ovens that was
in the house when we moved in, and worked out
a way to hang it by its neck, and then
it had to cook, it had to dry on the
fridge for two.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Boiling in the water by hanging on a thing into
the water.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Boiling first, and then roasting in the oven. You know
when you go past the chains and they're still hanging.
This is why they're hanging, okay, right, and also the
fat drips out of them. They're very fatty anyway, So
I was in the kitchen with him for quite a while.
He was even making the pancakes. But I was in
the kitchen with him and my youngest son and Yarni,

(39:52):
the mysterious one. No, no, that's number three. He's yeah,
very mysterious artist. But Yarni is the trash talker. He's
just up and about, always loving. But they really started
getting stuck into me.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Suppose they're your sons, your mum deal.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah, but this they took it to another level. Okay,
they were impersonating me. I realized, you know how I
said I was clumping and thumping with Peter. They were
impersonating my posture. Or you were angry. No, I wasn't angry.
This was not angry. This was just me normally doing
stuff in the house because I'm for them, Yeah, for them,
so then I realized they were impersonating me. Then Yanni

(40:37):
called me unk. They called me unk. What's is what
you call an old person? Right? Well? Uncoordinated? Uncle? Uncle?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, called me un well uncle's uncle for me growing up.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
No, this is unk. I know, I know exactly the
sledges that they were muttering to each other. Then I
heard one of them call me Raisin. Why yeah, Raisin,
why raising old shriveled? And then what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
And what were you doing at the time for all
these words to be.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
So terrible? And he called me granny.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Rannie not yeah, Maybe they've got something to tell you some.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Point some point. I was just like, and you know what,
what I knew all of it to be true. I
just I'm not clapping that clapping, And there's something about
what about Raisin, Raisin, Granny?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I'm not clapp and Raisin thank you right now you're
fitter than I.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Oh no, I'm not. No, I'm not just started a
running race he would win right now. I'm really disturbed
by that Becker letter that you read me.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Oh yes, the vultures coming again tolet paper fact that.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Doing the thousand steps doesn't prepare you. I mean it does.
It's better than not doing it. I'm not listening to you.
You haven't done it. She literally said, it doesn't prepare.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
You when you get I don't know where there goes
the unk on the mountain.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I'm Joe, what's the point of trying to better yourself
in this world? This raising story is what you were
doing at the time. Here we go, Okay, so I
was helping Lewis, but I'm clunking around, I'm doing washing,
I'm walking back in and when I saw them giggling,
They've got like, Yeah, Lewis is sly enough to know

(42:40):
and also he knows how not to be hurtful, whereas
Yarny's just swinging haymakers.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
LUs is up for the spa till they land sparring. Yes,
get from his mother.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yanni's just like Yanni. I've told you before when he
plays sport, he's a sore loser, but he's also a
saw winner. It's just that's him, right, he just comes out.
But it was really it was full on. It was
full on, And then I realized this is what happens
to women in this life. This is how confidence gets destroyed.

(43:12):
Sons just just the process of being disrespected. Do you
know what? I almost started longing for what women talk about.
Women have a set in age when they talk about
being invisible, Like at least when I can.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
See a hunchback, I won't see see they're raising.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
All they're going to see. You're invisible. But your two
walking sticks are not. They're just floating. They're just floating across.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Granny, Granny, up with the granny.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
The whole point.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Bad to bring it down, that batter, but better bad better.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Better bad? Did I tell you've been scammed? I'm so
happy I didn't say that. Hey, you know the wine
a couple of weeks ago. He thought it was a scam.
You said it wasn't a scam you bought.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Did you say it on the pod or was that
just a normal chat?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Was on a podcat on the pod? You need to
cut this out. I'm not repeating wine. Yes, it was
really expensive.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Then the guy said he came and he couldn't deliver it.
No one was home, there was no way safe to
leave it. What we were all high? Yes and scam update, No,
it wasn't a scam. See what you want? I called
the guy notes being delivered today that's not The guy
was right onto it and he goes Sometimes we do

(44:57):
have a lazy driver. To hear someone admit it. You
know how they're always leaving the sarry You won't at home.
You're like I was at home. I saw you literally
ring the doorbell and run away. I've never seen a
white van reverse so quickly.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
The lady driver is so good. He came all the
way over.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
That's when I said to the guy, I said, why
would he do it? He was already there.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Me as the nosy neighbor by the way, I'd be
all across or the van or have seen him. I
would have told you, do you know what?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
You're going to lead to the renaissance of the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Neighborhood, watch what happened to neighborhood? Because you know why
we have a perch. We have the upstairs window, which
is like the perfect window that looks out onto the street.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
A little window seat. Are you standing there? Reminds me of.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
The movie Psycho when he arrives at the Baits Motel
and he looks up to the house in the hill
and you see the figure of the woman looking out
the window. That's me in my streets.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Quoting a movie so accurately. What I find it weird
when people can quote movies.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
But I like movies.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
All I remember is saw Shower. Oh yeah, yeah, I
don't remember anyone arriving looking at.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
A window hundred years older movie.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Movie. It's a good movie. You're raising, So that's how
I am raising with good skin plum. You know what
a raising is. I'm sorry, what do you Sultana? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, are you come?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Come on? I didn't know if you know that. You
didn't know that a prune was a dried plant? Didn't
I know? Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Hold on, how long you're holding on to that? Never
forgotten that little did be thought about that? Driving over today?
Well he didn't even know. Grunting to yourself.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
So funny that you remember that. Well, I don't know
what you know. You know, I don't know what you know.
I am strange.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
So I remember laughing at how red I've been because
of my rose, which is want to be.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Very so I've missed.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
It's such a middle aged woman problem.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Totally, totally is. Although my daughter's also got it, and
she's twenty one, she's a woman.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I feel like men have it. I just don't say it.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Do you think men have it? It's hard to tell
under all the facial hair now people which like if
you go if a man's got low hair and high bee,
there's nothing going on and were's glasses. You literally have
no chance of seeing his who who is he? Hey?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Dermatologists listening? Why is there an eight month wait to
see a dermatologist in this country?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
It's right across the country.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
These are real short there's not enough of them. So
Sunday and my daughter and her best mate Ella, of
her best mates, Ella was going to see a dermatologist
she can afford to because she's got a job.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
They are spenty yeste to wait the same like seven
months to get into see So they called me the
other day they're like, we've got a spot like yay
in November.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
That is that, but the time will pass anywhere. Did
you get a cancelation? Maybe there's always cancelation. Yeah, I'm
not going to what I'm doing? No, no, no, no, no,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
The OG appointment. I'd get a text going already for Thursday,
be like what yeah, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
And you get that on Friday.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Not great news, not great news, guess what. One of
the first things he said to me was, which made
me so devastated.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
A middle aged woman.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
You look great for a few year old woman with
rose asia. He said, you're gonna have to stop wearing fragrance.
You know how much I love you. Okay, let's just
so for the rosation on your cheeks.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Uh huh, you have to stop wearing fragrance so on
your body.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
So we went through everything very thorough. This man's very good.
No wonder why they've got such a long way.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah. Correct, rush, he didn't rush. Were you in there?
He didn't make them.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I'm doing blood tests. Yeah, he's going to really get
into it, which is great. There's no cure.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Did he look at did he talk about your gut?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yes, this is what the blood tests. The blood test
is going to look at all sorts of things, right,
But he said, in the meantime, these are the first
key things you can do for for my for our
red buckwhits listening for the ready's out there.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, he said, do you wear I'm prone to read.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yeah, he said, do you wear fragrance?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I was like, I love fragrance so much.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
You know how much you obsessed my little niche fragrances
love my little smells fireplace.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Did you get him to sniff you fireplaces?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I've moved on from fire pace.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
So he said, well, that's the first thing you're gonna
stop wearing. That I have to stop wearing that?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Is it an indo cringdis rapped up?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Well, it's the fragrance mixed with UV rays is really
bad for skin. But you're not putting it on your
phone and spray here look here, see here on my
neck so you can still wear it? No, no, no, you
see here on the next with the red shirt. Well yeah,
he said, fragrance on your clothes.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I'm like, I'm not going to remember in your hair,
spread in your hair on my hair because it can't
go on my skin.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
He said a bunch of other stuff. But I was
owned out because why you mean telling me to stop
wearing a fragrance?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I can't. So I was getting on your neck. I
see the red.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
See the neck on the neck, and my red goes
all around the neck, all across the cheeks. Blah blah blah.
Very boring for the buckhead.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Lost interest.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
I'm just telling you red buckheads and what else it
might be fragrance. What else I have to stop almost completely.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Changing my skin. Yeah, regime, regime, regiment measurement. Yeah, I'm
going basics.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I have said all the basics, no actives, getting blood tests,
it's all on.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
But did he admire your beautiful skin?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
He said, you know, good skin? Otherwise didn't you know what?
I'm not gonna lie? Didn't give me enough?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
No, No, I don't like him more. I don't like him.
Do you know what if he's a dermatology, if.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
You're any doctor and you're putting on any sort of
like magnifying glasses, you need to give a compliment.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
You need to give a compliment. And also, can you
imagine what? Can you imagine what's rolling into his surgery
day after that?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
It's scabs and moldsicated people.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
You'd be like, is this a leather valise? Oh no,
it's a person. What And then you come in all
fresh faced and vigorous, and dude, can't stump up a compliment?
Neg you going to yourself? One compliment? Yeah, one compliment.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
After examining my face with zero compliments, Yeah, come on,
you look after it.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Well, that looks good.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
The sunscreen for thirty years is working because it is.
He goes, do you have to do a full body
mold check under no circumstances? Yeah, mister, if you're not
giving me a compliment.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Off, you're not taking a T shirt off when you
mentioned you took your pants and then he said, oh dear, devastating.
More blood test needed, devastate. I know they're all very professional,
but also.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Then probably not know my husband. Now he knows my husband.
He works with my husband. He knows I'm not taking
my gear off for the guy that much. So don't
cut this because the repeat story. We all know what
I did that thing last year. I went and stood in.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
The three D mole mates.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yes, took photos of my body in a June. No,
you're not doing I've done enough, or.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
That reminds you. I've got to book my husband in for
a mole cheek. Oh a mole check. Yeah, he wants
me to book him in.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Well, they did text the other day.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
They were like, it's time for you for me too,
But I'm like, I've done it alone on that day.
No compliments from her either. I don't like it. You
know what, maybe people think they can't compliment.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Maybe that's true, but you can.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
It's purely professional.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
I mean, can't you just disguise the compliment in a
like it looks like you've been wearing sunscreen.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
That's good. It's like when I get a boob check
from the doctor. You want to you want to want
to see me saying to me if he's not hard.
I never know the line in here, I never know
the lie. You know that's the you know that's the
lie or the line and you leapt over you. I'm shocked,

(53:28):
I actually shocked. Sash's shocked. What are you? Just a
little nice pair, a nice pear, a lovely bunch of cookconuts, ma'am.
He's got a little, you know, little jaunty swagger as

(53:49):
he sets off to wash his hands. How many times
a day do they have to wash their hands?

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Well, it's a lot of hand washing. He did wash
his hands before looking at my skin.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Okay, that's very interesting. What they use so that they
don't get contact dermatitis from all the frequent hand washing?
Very good questions. People who work in pubs sket it
from the yeasty beer. Oh that's the only thing I
have to change. I have to change my detergent washing
to what just like.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
The really basic soap, like the skin sensitive one that
you use cold water and sunlight soap flakes, Kate, Let's be.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Honest, smells so horrid. Let's be honest.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
What you sit there in a doctor's office. Yeah, and
a doctor gets their pen out, but that note and jots.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
All the things given to them by a Well.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
No, he didn't give me. He didn't give his company
and give me any products I want that I want.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
He's getting given the product, but he didn't give me.
And the holiday at Hamilton Island you're not getting that either.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Driving all the way to this guy on the other
side of town for this appointment, you're giving me holistic solutions.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
I'm furious. Yeah, you're wrong.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I waiting in a waiting room.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
He must have a sample of something. Oh that reminds
you of I can't wait. Oh okay, this, I can't wait.
Who wants his first right so she can have yours?
Does it count as a present if you asked for it? Yes? Okay,
So this is your sea buckthorn serum. Oh I love that? Really? Yeah,

(55:21):
it's good, isn't it. How do you open it and
give us a look? And this I'm so desperate to
try Valvo because this is cool. What about roseata is it? No,
it's an oil I've never heard of before. Of course
I had to order two bottles for you and one
for me. It's called Bakutchi oil buck and it's supposed

(55:43):
to be. Yeah, it's supposed to be. They call it
Nature's restlant. Can I say I'm really grateful for this.
You're not going to put on your phone. I'm not allowed.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
But I'm not allowed to at the moment. The dermatoldis
they didn't give me any compliments.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Didn't tail your hands up.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
It's because of sunscreen and staying inside.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Did he tell you to what some sun? Get sun? Yeah?
Dermatolois just never tell you to get some sun. I
tell me to stay out of the sun. That's not right,
my reactive. Oh yeah, the sun. Yeah, the sun our enemy.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Let me sniff it, all right, let me.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Oh it's interesting. But Carcy, hang on, may I try you?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Please get into it.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Oh, I'm putting this on my face. Oh I love it, love,
but well I'm not for now, I'm not allowed to.
All right, I'm taking it back, take it bad?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Just for now? Can we just I just want to
end my dermatologist story because everyone's ups waiting. I know
you've checked out, but after his long list of holistic yeah,
I'm not on board with him. I said this, This
is all well and good, and I appreciate and I
respect everything's going on here, But can you tell me
what laser to get? What cosmedic laser surgery? I don't
care for cost thousands. I'm up for it. So he's

(56:56):
given me that.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Oh, well that's how you'll get rid of that.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
So I have to go get laser.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
I've got mine laser before. Yeah, I want to get laser.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I've been lazer.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I want to get lasered again. Well why did you
have to go to him for that? Just as if
he knew something else? Yeah, you know what, dude, no compliments,
no Katie, no compliments, no valvo.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
But then to the receptionist, sash, oh that's stunning. We
know you keep it. But yeah, I'll get it once.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
I figure out why I'm a regularly a present for
our million by the way, million downloads. Yeah, well, the
live show sold out in record time. Yeah it did.
We'll see you all in a week. I don't know
when it is of.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
What the day is today?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
What are we doing from Alighty. Oh, and it's something
brilliant we've never done before. Felicity has sent us a
two hander. Let's kick off. It's her texting with her
mother in law regarding sixteen year old birthday. I wonder

(57:58):
who the sixteen year old is? Her sister? Maybe? Oh,
the mother in law's Felicity's door. All Felice's daughter, Felicity's daughter. Okay,
So she's texting your mother in law about what the
mother in law can get her granddaughter. So she wants
to know what to get it. So Felicity seems to
own Felicity in this, and you're the mother in law.

(58:18):
So Felicity seems a picture and the link while it's
the cologne that I can't wear. It's by Rabahn Fame
intense ou depart film eighteen mills online at Chemist's Warehouse.
She just sends that to the mother in law when
the mother in law's asked what to buy.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I have searched for an hour or more and it
is not available except from a place in the US.
No department store in Melbourne has it, and certainly not
chemist warehouse. Where did Cecy see it?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Helen? It's available at the Malvern store, Ben, and I
will get it for you.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Which store I can get it if I know where?
I started looking at Chemist's Warehouse and then to department
stores with no results of stock. Found out Mary Peter's
wife is in the operating theater.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Right now, but I don't know where.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
It is her birthday tomorrow. When I called to make
a time to call it, and she replied she was
prepped for theater right then.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
H I hope she's okay. It's available at the Moulvin
store on glen Ferry Road. But don't worry, Bean said,
he will get it for you.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Is that chemist warehouse?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Yes, it's the expert art question marks. The name is
Rabbahan Fame in tenth. I can go there.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Yep, thanks, I have it from Malvin chemist Warehouse.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Very good.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Fliss I sent her birthday greeting to Sessi and asked
a good time to catch her, but no reply. So
would appreciate a suggestion.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Oh my goodness, the gear change, Oh my, the gear change.
But also we're going to get it for you. No,
we will get it for you. Ben, We'll get it.
I will go, we will get.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
It for if Ben gets it. She doesn't win Kate.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
What happened to Mary and her friends?

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Is prepping for theater? Theater. I'll go even as we
she hasn't answered. I've got to go and visit her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yeah, no, that was SESI well, I've got that's a granddaughter.
She hasn't heard.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
She hasn't heard, Buck, she has went and got it.
By the way, I've got the perfume and we'll get
it for you. You said the greeting, and she hasn't heard.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
She dead? What should I do? Suggestions? Please? Fleece is
a good person. May she never be humble?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
And let me just quickly say now Buckwhet's rabban Pucko
rabband love still around Renal a main day if you're
a if you're a man of a certain aide, you're
rock and Paco Raban for about ten years of your life.
I reckon the Big Seal, the big Gold bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
It's like a breast. Yeah, A mainstay of Blue Bottle
as well. For the boys. It was mainly the Paco
gold one. I thought, we've got Lewis one that was
shaped like a robot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
The amount of people we got that for for twenty
first when I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Was twenty one. Yeah, twenty years ago strados. I get that,
but hey, can't wear any of them now, can I?

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
You can just bloans didn't had a compliment, not on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
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