March 29, 2026 • 50 mins
The show kicked off with 3 Word Weekend which delivered everything from gutter‑cleaning disasters to Christian learning life is better when your team wins. Then, How’d You Lose a Tooth? exploded with trampoline mishaps, frozen apples, rat traps and a legendary six‑tooth Curly Wurly incident.
Plus, Christian also shared his chaotic cinema trip featuring a bickering couple, Pump Man returned and we had Lazy Movies for At Work Time Wasters!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Hey? This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Hey, this is Christian.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We kind of a strange one for me right at
the top of the show, but let's go for it anyway.
There's a listener who emailed me, a podcast listener in
the UK called pauled Johnson. Paul Johnson emailed me a
couple years ago with an incredible story about my uncle Tom,
who saved his life and then Carma came back around
and our correspondent Paul saved someone related to Tom. This
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story whenever I share it or tell anyone about it
gives me goosebumps and other people I just reduced to
kind of all really, which is why I want to
include it in my book. But I can't n s
I hear from Paul. I've emailed Paul Johnson. It's a
bounce back. He's not on that email anymore or don't
know as he listens to the UK. Paul Johnson, if
you still listen to the show, and I hope you're well,
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a you thank you very much. Enjoy today's pod You.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Were Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Good Morning Patsy, Good morning, Rio Morning Patsy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
How was your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Had a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
So our teenager was a big girl and went to
a very first big sort of disco teen party.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It was brilliant at the NGV and Melbourne.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
It was fantastic and social Tiger Man with this.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
This was very hard.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I will you the DJ there, No, I disguise bacebook
cat backwards like.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
She'd want to go to that DJing like how cool?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Not.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
No, it was hard because it was her first night
out kind of with her and her mates in the
city effectively on their own for a few hours.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You must have been generally quite way. That's a lot
going on.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Well, it's it's it's like your heart string on one
of those you know, extender leads, isn't it, because they
sort of they're there, but they're not there, and we
were watching them, her and her girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It was lovely.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Actually they met for dinner before they went to this
event at the MNGV, which is a brilliant event.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Very kind of Posh Blue Light Disco's v Gallery.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
It's so good. Introduces kids to culture and art and
they had.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
You know, workshops and DJs lost.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
They're not going there for arts and.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Pats, you know, but you know what, good good luck
to him. I say, just you go, do you? But
it was fantastic. So they met for dinner and then
we sort of took her into fed Square and they
met at a restaurant and we said, my husband and
I said, you know what, we'll just go off and
have a drink sort of a few doors up.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Don't worry about us. You just go do your thing.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But when you're ready, now relux that mum's just down
the road monitoring them, probably on like a feed on
their phone.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Night vision goggles. And we said, you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Haven't seen any art of culture yet.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Let us know when you're going down there.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Brands on, you know, there got some red brands down,
some vangoes.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Anyway, so they had dinner and made their way down
and we said, well, just he was moving. Yeah, it
was like that that anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So they crossed the road.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
They cross crossed a major road, but they did so
on no, they did so on a red light.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
The Dulings cross a major arterial road.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
There's more than one lane on a red light.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Where all the horse and carts we have out west.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
So I sort of grabbed Chris's arm and said, oh,
my god, they're jay walking. They're crossing the ride on
a red light.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
My god, this is disastrous.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
But it is that moment where you do it's very
clear you have to start letting go and it is
not easy. And we were saying to each other, you
know what, this is really hard, but we know this
is a good thing, and this is so wonderful to
see her so confident and the girls just having the
best time of their lives and this is how it
should be. But it doesn't make it any easier. So
(04:09):
it's like, let's go have a drink now. I think
mummy Daddy have deserved a drink after all that. It's harrowing,
isn't it. When when the birdie's fly Christian you've been
there twice.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, it's also really exciting for them as well as
both Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
So anyway, we went and had a lovely dinner, which
was nice. Anyway, the restaurant we went to had a
drinks package, so you could have. I was designated driver,
so I only had one wine, so I had to drive.
But Chris, my husband, thought, you know what, that sounds
like good value. But I'm going to get my money's worth.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Things Bogan's love are the drinks package. I mean, how
long are you even there to enjoy the drinks?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Two hours? It was two hours.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I've seen the pace that the bare locomotion can pick
up tank tank tank dank.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Anyway, we had a lovely dinner.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
He was very happy with himself because by the time
we left this it was twenty bucks up and all
he could say on the way home in the car was, well,
I beat them. A win for the common man on
twenty bucks up, twenty bucks up, I win.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Suit run over the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't know you guys, but I think that this
has been the quickest start to a year ever.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I can't believe this weekend is Easter, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So it's good Friday at the end of this week.
Is anyone totally underprepared for Easter? It's come around too quick.
It has fills out the kids had just gone back
to school as well, and says, what do you mean
they break up this week?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Ria, what's your three word? Weekend?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Coldered by handyman?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Wow's relatious.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I told you on Friday, had my grand plans on.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Saturday to the gutters, get up on the ladder and
clean the gutters. I get home on Friday, I find
out my partner Will has gone behind my back and
hired a handyman to come today and clean our gutters.
He didn't trust me, he said, he's word to her.
I don't think it's in your wheelhouse. Oh never felt
(06:07):
more muscular?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Wow, he should have consulted you.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
He should have consulted me. He doesn't I can get
up a ladder and clean a gun. He has so
little faith in me. Two hundred and fifty bucks for
some guy to come and get up a ladder and
get some leaves.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Out of them, I'd say that's I care about you.
I don't want you're falling off the ladder.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know you're healthy, you're in your thirties. Yes, you've
got good core strength when you are age. Absolutely nobody's
going up a ladder.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
But I can get up. I can get up a ladder.
I can get down safely.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What is it that you should have counted the guy.
You should have counted the guy. Oh yeah, that's the
ultimate move. Yeah, then you show will you're colding the
guy around here? You could cold the colder. Yes, there's
still a couple more plays left.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
See you're a master. Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Otherwise, this outsourcing your masculinity is bring it back in,
bring it back in, don't leak it out too soon.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
It was a real like gut punch. You're like, oh,
what do you think of me?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
How little do you think of me that you're not
saying to my face that you're willing to go behind
my back and.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Just watch the slow creeps now?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Or suddenly one day you're like, my weekend, I still
can't believe this happened, Right, I've been thinking of a
couple of months now. I need to sell my car.
It's an s TV. I don't need it. The kids
don't live at home anymore. However, it's this thing. I'll
just get around to it. My wife just sold my
car at the weekend. Wow, people get to think this
(07:40):
story is insane. She goes, oh, Chris, I need to
go and do some errands. Can I just borrow your car?
And I'm like, yeah, of course you can't if you go.
She's gone like two hours. I'm thinking actually she called
it just a church.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
She's right. Where are you right now? Shut?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, I've been driving around and I've had a garage
and they've offered me this amount for your car.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
What do you think? I'm like, what she is a
pretty good deal? Sell it? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Okay, you got a colder as well, and I don't
have a car.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
She sold my car?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
She didn't just want to run some errands and came
back not with my car? What has gone gone? Scuse?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I just needed to text you a driver's license, please went?
This could be a scamcal How do I know it's you? Actually,
only you would do something. It's done insane within two
hours and now don't have the car.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The car has been sold. I don't entirely sure. I've
seen the money where she sidoned it off.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So what it all starts suddenly with the guy clearing
out the gutters, and then twenty years from now you
where I am?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You have no car, It's just been sold behind your back.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You're a human warning sign now, but a living, breathing,
talking warning side.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
That's what this whole show is. This is a midlife
crisis Out.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Loud Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
A couple of things I learned over this weekend. Everything
in your life is better if your team win. It
shouldn't be so. We should be able totach from our
sports teams. But I'm sorry it isn't so. Everything about
your life is better when your team are winning one hundred.
Your bed feels better, your relationship feels better, the weather
(09:11):
feels better, You feel better.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Everything is better when your team win.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
It's crazy how much of your own happiness you entrust
with eighteen strangers.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
That you will never see or never know in your life.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's almost too much, isn't it. Really, it's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So yesterday I was watching the game Sunday afternoon, and
at halftime I thought, I actually thought, you know what,
I'm just gonna not follow this team anymore. This isn't
worth the stress. I'm not nice to be around. I
was watching at home. I was in a good midd
and at a great weekend, and then my wife was
just like, think I'm going.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
To go and walk the dog. She was just like,
whatever happening? You hear this?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
FuG She's like, she actually said at one point, just
don't maybe don't watch the second half.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's gonna do this to you. I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's like a bad relationship with your team. It goes
up and it goes down, and in the second half
they come back, they win.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Everything's amazing, everything is awesome, and they did Yes, I know,
but it's just it's the hope that kills you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm now back in. I've doubled down, you know where.
It's halfway through a halftime a life. I'm giving up
following this club. This is ridiculous. What's up with them?
Speaker 7 (10:13):
That's liberating?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yes, freedom, I'm walking out the door. I'mre and louising it. Now.
Suddenly I'm thinking I'm going to get a tattoo. I'm
calling it. We're going to win the flag. Kyleie's going
to be there to see it. Seriously, we should be
so lucky. It's all on the other thing. I'll tell
you this.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Being able to google stuff during a TV show semi
related to the show is ruining our enjoyment. My wife
does this whenever all watching a show, She's.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like, what do we know him for? It doesn't matter,
it doesn't actually matter.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
The phone comes out, She's ay, siriou just google Hang on,
I just pause it. Now we have to pause while
she has to research what we're watching. There was a
time when for decades we just watched the damn TV show.
We don't need to start researching everything. We've been watching this.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's a three part Agatha Christie thing on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's seven dials. No, no, no, it's a drumization. I'm
not sure if you'll know about this younger generation. Agatha
Christie wrote a couple of crime books. I didn't know
that you know? Is he a documentary? Are they making
a documentary of another Agatha Christie book, Murder on the Expresses?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
An actual documentary? How we.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's not that crazy, that document She's made so many movies.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
We're going to go and see the new Agatha Christie movie.
It's the documentary? Is it?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Is it a musical? Has she written silent with Lloyd Webber?
Were starting to watch it's called The Seven Dolls Life Goes?
Why is it called The Seven Dollars when it's set
in London. It's a big part of London. Is the
Seven Dolls in Covent Garden. I don't think you're right.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Went I worked round the corner from there for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
There's a pub in the middle of the Seven Dolls.
Cal guess what the seven Dolls. I know that area
very well. I was there for a lot of my life. Hey,
Siri's there an area called the Seven Dollars in London?
There is I get no satisfaction being right, just ruined
watching its ruined the show. Now about the seventh partst
thing anyway, My three word weekend is taking care of business, Pats.
(12:15):
I finally got round to seeing it, Elvis Live in Content.
What I thought it was incredible, Absolutely incredible. I don't
think Baz Luhrman gets enough credit for a bit and
one incredibly gifted director and storyteller he is. The Elvis
Presley movie was incredible, and then he's done this live well,
he's edited together. When you're watching it, it's only an
our and a half, it's like Elvis live in concert.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's like you really are there.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And so I'm a big Elvis fan anyway, so I
couldn't find anyone to go with me. I went by myself.
The other people in the cinema ninety nine percent middle
aged women.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh really, I was very surprised.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I thought it was going to be mainly dudes like me,
but no, no, no, it's ninety nine and also all
getting their wine buzz on as well.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Right, yeah, what time of the day is it?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Seven o'clock in the evening? So the second waited all day.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But anyway, so bas Lehrmann found sixty eight boxes of
unseen Elvis footage in the Warners archives and then stitch
together this whole. It must have taken painstaking forensic detail.
But what the great thing was and everyone was just
so into this live performance with Elvis. Everyone knows the story,
(13:22):
but everyone gets lost in the tragedy, you know, the
kind of characature of what he was. You actually forget
just what incredible singer he was. So when you're watching
him sing and rehearse and singer how hard he worked
with his incredible one of the best backup bands ever,
you realize this what a great singer he was. I
left thinking, my god, I really if there was anyone
I could see live from history, it would be Elvis President. Yeah,
(13:46):
oh my god, I loved it, but I thought it
was I thought it was a work of aren't we
You know.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
At the height of that Vegas he was doing three
to four shows a day for something like seven or
eight years like that No Wonder.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The podcast No Wonder.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
He had a physical spiritual breakdown. It was like and
also he just puts so much into these shows.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yes, heart, soul, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Also, so when they because obviously it's the seventies, and
when they cut away to the audience, you realize it's
a time before and visit line, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
God, cut from the American ornits. We don't need to
see that.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Christian, I just turned the show on to hear you
say everything gets better when your team wins. My team
were winning against your team. Your team won, my team loss.
This is the last thing I need from the bright
Solar dial. Hey, don't take it up me. Take it
up with your crappy coach. It ain't my fault. I'm
not coaching you guys. You had us, then he didn't,
(14:44):
Then we had you. How we were goalless victually at
halftime and came back to win by one hundred.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, by twenty three finths.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Crazy crazy afternoon, Christian, we were talking about googling during
TV shows. I did it this weekend. I was watching
Stranger Things with my daughter, and the major general woman
was annoying me. I found out thanks to Google Linda
Hamilton from Terminate.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Oh and that's one that's right in the back of
your brain. Now where do I know you?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I think that there should be something you could just
press on screen where it's just act as biographies, everything
about them.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Above their heads. Yes, yeah, I just got divorced. Ah right, okay,
Sendaia's dad. Oh that's what we seen.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We still them on the other show. Yes, that makes
seem that why you don't have to google it? Alex
will sure three word weekend kids.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Casualty ward And I say that because there was two
parties that my kids attended over the weekend. I managed
to dodge both, which was quite good.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
But good good dad, this is how dance used to
do it.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Yeah, that's right, hide and watch the footy.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
From your responsibility exactly right.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
So Bonnie had to pick one of them up Audrey
and report reportedly Audrey, she came back and said it
all went down very badly because what happened was there
at Bounce, It bounced. There's lots of trampolines one key faces. Yeah,
they're fallen. Aren't they. One kid lost their tooth on
the trampoline head clash.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, don't get down very often these because trampolines are
very different from the old school trampolines we had where
which didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Have any side on netting and trampoline.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Basically thick kids just didn't make it out of childhood, that's.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Right, you know.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
And you break your leg on a trampoline, yeah, but
that was it was like rusty springs, yes that you know,
you should have had a technics if you cut your legs.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
There was always that bit you The most scary bit
with the trampoline was the bit where you'd fallen down that.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Yes, in between the netting bar.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah yeah, watch that right angle, the right angle of rust.
There's still kids trapped from the eighties underneath those ones.
Those are terrifying ones where they were on the ground
you mean those like ground level trampolines. Yeah, they weren't
on legs, and they had like some sort of pit
underneath them, salad pit.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
There was full.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Another kid fainted as well, so that was that was
another part of the part. So a lost tooth and
a child fainted, And what was quite interesting was that
the kid fainted, came to again and went straight back
to the party.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
That's what it is to be that age.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Seriously think that your powers of recovery are instant at
that you can regenerate arms and limbs and something that
got such better powers of recovery than us.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Welcome to the Christian O'Connell's show. Right now, we're looking
for your stories. How did you lose a tooth as
a kid?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Christian?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I pulled my kid's two front teeth, fire drone and string.
This is the modern way Jimmy used to be the
doorhanding string, a drone, you tie and then go straight up.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Great footage as well. That's some Dad of the year.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Jeff there, Christian, I put this is amazing from Tyson.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I put a rat trap on my tongue for Dare
in my twenties, knocked out a tooth. I told my mum,
I walked into the back of a friend and hit
my tooth. Iile drinking a beer. She still doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
About the rat trap. Tomorrow the show we do stories.
Your mom and dad still don't know, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
How did you lose a tooth as a kid. Good morning, Michael,
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Hi there. When I was a kid, we went skiing
and my mom had some snacks in the backpack for
us to eat while on the slope. I decided apple
was a good idea, and my tooth came out when
I took my first bite.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh my god, Yeah, the tooth stayed in the apple.
I'm guessing yeah, I did. I'd see Hi from a
Warner Brothers cartoon.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Thanky much, Michael, Thank you very much, the story mate,
thanks to calling the show.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Have a good day.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Christian, please please please give me the Robbie tickets. That's
last week we gave them. They've gone. They've been given
past tense. I've never seen him. Please, I'll walk your
dog in the rain for a week. Tell you that's
not really en offer to an Englishman. I don't mind
the rain. Rain's my thing. I'm here for the rain.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
It's okay walking in the heat.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You want to do that? Please help me out during
the summer. Patty. Did you you lose a tooth when
you were a kid.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
I did when I was about eight. I was on
a trampoline with a girlfriend, she had big heavy bangle
on chucked a hen up into my mouth and chipped
chipped one of my big tooth tooth teeth, and I
had to get it grounded back at the at the
dentists like some sort of beaver.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I had to like, yeah, we're going.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
So they did one side, and of course they had
to even up and do the other side, so my
two front.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Teeth like a vampire.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, I had to grind me back. It was terrible.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Does that sound all right?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We're taking our stories today. Learn how did you lose
a tooth as a kid? Christnas from Amrie, My daughter
lost six at one time. Oh, eating a curly whirly
six came out at once.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Those got real that real toffee. You know some chocolate
bars are like way too tough. Yeah yeah, yeah sjawl breakers.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Christ and I lost a tooth bite ching into a
Cadbury's cream egg.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
We teeth, Simon saying.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So Alex Maledest lost first of the tooth while buying
into a potato cake and then swallowed it. I've been
planning to have a fancy edition for the first tooth
to come out, but did in fancy waiting to come
out the no fair enough the other in the business end,
we'll Halloween apple bobbing both front teeth out with the
first bite.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh, then you're gappy for years.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Although school photos, every kid goes through a gappy ear, you.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Do, it's the rites of passage. We've got Damien corn
the show. Now morning, Damien Mornings.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Here are you going?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'm good to have you? Thanks Ma, I have you
have a lovely weekend? Now? How do you lose a
tooth as a kid?
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Let's see, when I was about eight or nine foot
scrape park back in the West and times where everything
was made real nice and strong. Was one on one
side of the sea. Saw my dad was with my
sister on the other side, and I was trying to
get off, and they got off at the same time.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I ended up.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
Smashing my face on the bars and ended up spinning
both my two front teeth out of my dad's hand.
And I was two years without two front teeth. And
to insult the injury, my mum got me that CD
with that song all the one for.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Christmas to tea two fronte kids right now staring at
the radio, what is this song?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (21:39):
I had to go through school photos and everything without
me without two front teas.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Christ God, remember this.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm starting to get pet and I'm sorry, this isn't happening.
I'm not helping her to all. Jamien, Damien, thank you
very much, great story. Thanks Corn the show mate.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
No, thank you, guys.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
These are great kidn coming there thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
How do you lose a tooth as a kid? We
have Mac now morning, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We're good now mac yo.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
Ye. So I'm starting to think that trampolines are a
bit of an issue here.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I've written trampolines and seesails dangerous.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
So me and my brother when we were younger, we
were out in the country for a family holiday and
we were playing on the trampoline. We have had a
coke bottle, so we thought, oh well, let's hold the
coke boil with both our arms and we'll try and
jump and put our feet through the gap that was made.
And we're doing that and it was good fun and.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Simon bars on this, you know, yes.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
And then so as that was happening, my brother landed
on the coke bottle and need himself in the chin,
and he was all complaining and crying and We're like, oh,
come on, stopping so soft, and he's like, no, no,
my truth is broken. It's broken, so.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Like you can't even tell anyone, can you.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
Oh I can take it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I can take all the rusty taste of blood.
Speaker 10 (23:12):
Yes, I had a look in there, and yes, no,
his his tooth was completely shattered. So yeah, So I
turned into a little bit of an emergency because we're
out in the middle of nowhere. So my parents had
to take my brother and I don't exactly know where
they went, but I was gone all day and he
came back without a tooth, so it seemed like it
was okay.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
At the end. I get the feeling because it's probably
the country tough.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Just talking with a local vet or farmer.
Speaker 10 (23:37):
Looking it looks a little bit like a dog, so
I should have.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
All right, Mac, thank you very much, she called my
tanks calling the.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Show Christian Connell show.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Podcast is a bird? Is a play? No, it's bigger
than that. It is pump Man.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Where is all the cheap fe gone? And where's the
two dollars dream?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Where the serbo that won't make you cry when you
checked the pricing scream.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Is in there?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
A hero somewhere who'll fill.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
My tank for free?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Every day I drive in field of what is pump
costs me?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I need a pumpman.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
I'm holding enough for a pumpman. Dil the end of
the night, he's pumping.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Away and he's fealing a car and he's.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Pumping assault for free.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I need a pumpman.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
I'm holding up for a pump man.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
He's coming your way with his nozzle of Love's cape
in the wind.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
He's gonna make your morning.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay, all right, the pumplines are open now thirteen fifty
five to twenty two.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'll tell you, Elseneeds. Pumpman is the government.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
So according to the news today, there's an emergency meeting
to work out what they're gonna do. The fuel crisis
is thirty days old, and now that's saying we need
to have an emergency meeting today.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Perhapsy what are they what have they been view?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
It has over the last thirty days, a situation, a vibe.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I know the day thirty.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Is an emergency and we should keep an eye, just
keep an eye on that thing, that fuel thing.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
You know, they'll be drawing up worst case scenarios. Apparently
when it comes to the pure crisis. What you've done
the last couple of weeks?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
No pants out? Get the yellow legal pants out a
couple of weeks ago. Anyway, Look who's here, pump man?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
How are you very well? What doesn't sound like you
are doesn't sound like you're up? You're pumped on there?
Any are there?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
We guys, it's lovers dried over of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Too much pumping and grinding.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Too much pumping, too much grinding, you know the score. Christian.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
I'll actually be the special guest today at the National
Cabinet meeting.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Just to give my thoughts and a praise or sort
of my view of.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
The situation, to give them a pump up.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yes, they thought they all need to pump up all
of those Premier is all.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Right now lines are up in the thirteen fifty five
twenty two. We got easter coming up this weekend, pump mam.
So people are going to be really in need of
some free fuel. They've got big long drives. Go and
see the readies this weekend. Can you help them out?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Absolutely, Christian, That's what I'm here for.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Also, can you help work out what's happened to the
sound effect on the microphone.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
We'll be getting on that stat.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Carl sound Lands has broken out of the weekend. That's
who's done it.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
You need put.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
The Christian o'condal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Do you want some free fuel? Who doesn't pump Man
is here.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Christian Pumpman has scared the hell out of me during
the ads he said, hello, it definitely through my headphones
in the warning or something as Shane Sydney. Yeah, it's
the best place to do rehearsals. It's just live on
air during the ads. Where do you go with the
free iHeart app crim Hello? When you hear some of that,
(27:05):
you know that you're dealing with a team of crap professionals. Okay,
that's what happened there. You think this is the elite
team and color Jackieyota just couldn't compete. That's why they
had to go, because where do you go with the free.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Eyeheart as Hellock.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
It's a nice thing the live in the ant up
sometimes you know, big yell of a hello with three
pump Man anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Sense for the show up.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I've noticed recently this year a very lazy way trying
to win stuff is creeping through with your Australian so
SI if you say I'm too busy to call right now.
You can get that a millionaire hot steak. I can't
come on the show, but can I have the cash anyway? Chris,
it's got a jump in the shower. I woke up late.
This takes the biscuit. This takes the biscuit. Kim, I
(27:59):
stepped in, but I need to get in the shower now. Christian,
I try and win some fuel for my son coming
home for Easter.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Kim, do you know what? Yes, yes, you can have some.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You need pump pump Man here go, he's back. Babies,
got back. Pumpman sounding pumped up with pumped.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Up your voice.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Yes, feeling myself.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That's so much better, Christian. A new listener here, jameson
from Nara. Can't ring as I'm on a golf course
at the moment. We have to get it ready by eight.
I'd love Pumpman to pump me up. I got to
take my wife to hospital appointment. We've got a big
long drive as well now to Sydney's quite a large one.
Please please pump Man, pump.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Us up to pump you guys pumping you need pump Christian.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm having shift house to my son Brad and his
girlfriend Niko Lett. They are both essential workers nurses, Brad
in the ED at a children's source of atal and
as an ED nurse as well. Money's tight anyway, but
with the fuel it's really hard for them to afford
to actually get to work at the moment. Please can
you pump them both up? Thank you for letting us know, Dad, Bruce,
(29:16):
you all right?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Who we got here? Money counting?
Speaker 12 (29:22):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I know, no counting. You're live on air with pump Man.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
P Hi.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Got that chemistry were cracking between you two? Get a
servo YouTube?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Sorry, yes, please please, I said last week, keep it clean.
It's a PEG feature. What are you doing? It sounds
like you need pumping up. Corrected.
Speaker 10 (29:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Give them a free fuel, that's all you're doing. Okay,
you're giving them free fuel.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
We should call you just we can have the rename
your fuel man, just to still avoid confusion.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
You need.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You've been fueled. There you go, all right, have a
nice week in a great easter.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
So thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Sonya Sonia Hello, yes, Sonia you like me up? You
help me up?
Speaker 11 (30:26):
I need one hundred and twenty dollars of fuel. Please
pump me up.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Happy to provide you the service of some.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Free Wow Disney, Why don't Sonny have a lovely Easter?
Speaker 11 (30:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Let's go now to Donia, Donia, Donna, Hello, Dona, Dona.
You're with pump Man.
Speaker 11 (30:50):
Hello pump Man.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Hello Chris how I.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
A We're good?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Donap quar all of a sudden, bit shine, Oh.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
That's okay yourself, it's too late.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
The damage is done, Dona. Yeah, it's still they lovely
and Donah, do you need a fuel for I.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
Am calling on behalf of my boyfriend. He has your
own gardening company and drives Nicelyzo DMC.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
So he needs about one hundred of busy to fill
up his tank, so he's.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Always on the road.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
What about all the moers? You know, the whipits snipper.
They need fuel, don't they?
Speaker 8 (31:22):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (31:22):
True, they need it as well.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
We'll give him an extra for the moers as well.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yes, and also the people getting other people to call
in your tom too busy.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm in the shower. Well, isn't your boyfriend give us
a call?
Speaker 10 (31:34):
I think he's I think he's still asleep.
Speaker 9 (31:35):
He plaid basketball last night pretty late, so I start
earlier than out there.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Right, now I'm the early burden all that he's just
sleep because he played basketball.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
Nah, he acts like it sometimes though, but he'd still
be upsortly.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You with this are your mate cashms and cs over there?
Did you play basketball last night in a little light?
Do you know when this pete today?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Do you know when it was? I'm going to play
it back.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Where do you go with the free I heard at.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's when pump Man pete today. Okay, pump Man will
come back to our regroup.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'll see yeah to.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Let me tell you about what happens Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
All right, So you're going to be stunned that I
said nothing, but you need to understand in certain ways,
I am becoming Australian having Australian passport, but there are
certain characteristics and behavior you can't deny your DNA.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
And where your race.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
I am an Englishman and there's something in our DNA.
You cannot stand the thought of causing a scene. However,
it is extreme what happened to me Saturday night. So
I went to see this Elvis movie epic Elvis Live
in Concept. As I take my seat, I've got my
glass of red wine and my snacks.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I'm good to go. I sit down next to an
elderly couple. They are bickering. They're really having a real
full on bicker. They are, I'm guessing late seventies. As
I'm sitting down, the credits are starting to come and
tell us about forthcoming feature presentations at the cinema. They're
still bickering, okay, and people are starting to like tup.
(33:26):
But I don't know whether the mixt of them being old.
They've also, you can tell, had a couple of drinks.
I'd simply lean over and say, hey, everything all right right.
She goes, he's forgotten his deafade.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm like, I said, well, look, I said, we're two
rows from the screen, because we were two rows from
the screen of a very big screen.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I'm sure he's going to pick up enough of what's happening.
It's Elvis live in concerts. They've obviously been around for
a while. But she goes, he's only going to hear
some of it. And I'm like, okay, and they start bickering.
I'm saying, I'm sure it's gonna be fine, and then
she goes to me. She leans over because he's in
between us. She leans on to me and goes, you
can tell him what he can't hear? Then, ah nah,
(34:07):
six bats down right. So five minutes in I swear
to God, Malcolm we became that close friends, leans leans over.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's the first of may times, goes, are you saying? Oh,
I think you got kidding me.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I'll tell you what he said, suspecially he's singing. The
whole thing is him live? And gods it he said,
suspicious minds?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
Did you sing it back to him?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
What did?
Speaker 11 (34:29):
What did? I?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Felt like? And shall I go and get the deaf fade?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Where is it? She says, he's partially deaf? What does
that mean?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
For the next nineteen minutes?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's only the beginning of things with me and Malcolm.
Ten minutes in, he puts his hand into my popcorn
that I haven't done.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And starts chomping on it.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Right, I'm thinking, there's this woman next to me who
nudges me like he because that's not it's the optics
on because suddenly I'm having partially hearing man accusing of
stealing my popcorn.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
It's not a good look for me, not like no,
it isn't rocking a hard place, so.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I say nothing. Let him.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I didn't touch the popcorn his hand when in there.
By the time he's had three goes in there and
he's chomping away, putting it in his pie hole. I'm
thinking it's now Malcolm's popcorn.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
But you should have what he should have done when
he went to put his hand in the popcorn. You
put your hand in the popcorn as well, graze his hand.
Then you go oh sorry, and you go wait a minute,
this is my.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Popcorn, because then what if he'd have said, he's confused
as it is, it's my popcorn.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I didn't get thrown out. There's a headline today.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I would have given his knuckles a bit of a smack.
I can't know, Malcolm, get out of it.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
And then then he does the biggest move out of this.
It came in threes. There was a translate in the
Elvis movie him eating my popcorn, and now he unwraps, stopping.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
You have to draw last time.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You have my stand for this is my cinema dinner, Malcolm. Malcolm,
he such an unwrap a tob hobrone is that it's
not easy to get one of those out either. That's
not a casual thing, Malcolm. I don't mind the popcorn,
but the tobon, God damn it.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
He would have known he didn't buy a toddler own
as well. This is an active aggression.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
So again, I'm just I'm just thinking, I just gotta
let it all go. I've just got to let it go.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
You have to stand up for yourself.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I said nothing about the popcorn. He took my tobleron,
not just that.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Twenty minutes later, the lady who's next to me nudges
me to go and check it out.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Now the toblin's been moot his wife, she's having something.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Oh stop it.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
No, I know what this is. I reckon.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
You know how old people are always getting scammed. I
reckon they're now re scamming the young people.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
I reckon.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
This is some sort of griff they do where he
pretends to be deaf, long cont you toddler.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
They got played. He got a free cinema dinner and
came out and they're ravished. He goes.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
If he goes to the red wine, then we're throwing
we're throwing it down. It's on, Malcolm. You can take
the popcorn, okay, and I'm not happy about the toblerone,
but leave the read whine. I said nothing.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Right now, mishard lyrics.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
It's just another miss Hurt Monday.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, we have been Monday on the show. We play back,
Oh you're brilliant, miss hurt lyrics, as we're playing them back,
if we hear what you think you're miss hearing, if
we can't hear it. And for the really great ones,
Hall of Favor lost it to Hall of Fame, as
we had one from Maya Take my breath Away by
the weekend, Take my breath away and make it Mozzarella babe.
(37:45):
Take Also, Meghan had more than a Woman begs you
remember this one, bald headed woman, beautiful alight, brand new
miss her lyrics. Tina Chang has been listening to Cold
Chisel forever. Now she thinks of her precious time, or
(38:11):
is it she thinks of her precious lamb.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
Maybe she's going to the Eastern Show.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Ships stand.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, I'm hearing that precious Lamb ship begs. Yeah, we
hear it, Tina. Julia drops some Jupiter train and that
Heaven is overrated? Or is it a van Halen is overrated?
Just giving them a little bit of a spray the clip,
(38:41):
then why not train.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
That's on the money.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's very good, Judy and van Halen is overrated, very good,
Robbie Williams, let me entertain you. Your mind gets burned
or is it your maggots burn? Your maggots burn? Yes,
(39:08):
Fred has been listening to a lovely so normally they
I get the full name. It's not just Fred Fred.
I think it's Fred again Wow in between DJ do
you know his boiler rooms? He's emailed me, uh Fred
Crocodile rock Elton John dreaming of my Chevy and my
old blue jeans? Or is he still dreaming of a
Chevy but also now an Oberjeene.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
He's got a really he's got some great ones as well, yess,
Hall of favor. What I'm the simply name Fred.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Phil has been listening to Eskimo, Joe, Black Fingernails, Red Wine,
all of a stand and point of fingers orders Joe
not understand the point of fingers crystal clear, I don't
(40:09):
understand the point of fingers.
Speaker 13 (40:13):
PI.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Phil, come on in favor, Thank you very much, sure,
Oh your miss hurd lyrics? How's always when you miss
hear them? Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
dot a.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
You are Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Every show this week tickets to go to the Great
Sydney Right Easter Show. It's about this week able the
second to the thirteenth. Get your early bird tickets and
save money at Easter Show dot Colm dot au. But
every show this week a family past two be one
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(40:50):
wherever you're listening. If you're not in Sydney and you've
never been, we will get you there. We'll fly you in,
we'll put you up for the night and you get
six hundred dollars master card spending money.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Hey, listen, Sydney listeners.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I wouldn't say lie to the producers, but i'd be
lying say ye know, I'm listening from South Adelaide. I
can eat that six hundred dollars out of the fly
go look making it's a bigger trip. Nine a hotel
on us.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Why not? All right? So each day this week you're
listening out for the head and Easter egg. Oh today
it's two miles.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
What other animal would you You could do like a
wood shopping sound.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
It's quite distinctive, is it?
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Get a rooster?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
The rooster? You're listening for the rooster? Can't seat breakfast
show a bit that up with the rooster.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
There's probably a show somewhere in Australia where it's bingbing
and the rooster. In fact, let's rename the show Bingbing.
I'll be bing bing you guys be the roosters bing
bing and the roosters on GB one O five.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
There you go see Sony.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Coming together or an angry Cannie.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yes, another great name for a radio show, the Angry Carnig.
That's your next character from Pumpmer. British people on the
radio taking our jobs.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Anyway, anyway, anyway, okay, let's speak to Heather.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Good morning, Heather, come on down here. You going so, Heather?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
You fancy winning let's say these amazing prizes off to
the Sydney Rawn Easter Show.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yes, I really do.
Speaker 10 (42:37):
So. You've got a family, I've got two kids.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I'm a single mom.
Speaker 10 (42:41):
I've got a ten year old and a twelve year
old and I would really, really really love.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
To take them to the Easter show before they graw
ub and I'm not cool enough to hang out with them.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, you've got to make these precious memories. Well you can, Heather.
You are today's winner. Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
This is amazing.
Speaker 10 (42:58):
My kids are so exciting.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I've got my daughter in the car and she's in
the air. Brilliant again, get a young kids to pump
the air with joy this time in the morning.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Is something on the school run?
Speaker 2 (43:08):
So yet, You've got the family pass, you get ten showbags,
unlimited rides all day long.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
You're going to have an amazing time there.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Oh this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
I'm so excited, Heather. Have a lovely Easter for you
and your family's well, thanksgiving the show call.
Speaker 10 (43:22):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
All right, it is back tomorrow morning. And don't forget then.
The hidden Easter egg you're listening out for is no
come on, you can do any one than that. What
happens like the rooster?
Speaker 7 (43:39):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Am I doing? An elephant?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yes? Was that the Angry Carnie? You're listening for the
Angry Carnie tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, What.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
A Year twenty twenty six is turning out to be Nessle.
You've had to put out an emergency press release reassuring fans.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Of Kitcat bars.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Easter supply is not going to be affected by the
heist of twelve tons of KitKat bars in Europe.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Twelve tons.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I did not hear about the heart four hundred and
seventy two thousand kit Cats have been stolen.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
This is like, yeah, twelve tons, where are they putting
them all?
Speaker 11 (44:21):
Well?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Sounds like, you know, I read there a drug.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
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tons of Kitkats Tomorrow's time waster has to do. We
have to do something for this, just to find the
kit cat to brush out press release reassuring this it
was his. Easter'll be having ransom like this going on.
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I'm gonna scoundrels do this.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
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Is there really a black market for kit Cats?
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And just again, he just came and said to me,
she would do her best to try and get it,
to deliver it on time for Easter. If not, it's
for next year.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
You've got it. You've got it. Store it in the pantry.
If somebody's hide it, it's there for next year. We
should start giving away more future prizes when we come
back from the Easter break.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
They'll start doing some big Christmas stuff. Guys at twenty thirty.
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Just get ahead of it, you know, all right, we
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Yeah yeah, how topical.
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He's taking a day off. He's a little sicky. It's good.
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You get to it.
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It's so meta, I don't fairly understand it. One more Hello.
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Today's Time where we're asking for your lazy movies. Riya
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I'm ready?
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There's a listener who emailed me, a podcast listener in
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a you thank you very much. Enjoy today's pod You.
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Were Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Good Morning Patsy, Good morning, Rio Morning Patsy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
How was your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Had a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
So our teenager was a big girl and went to
a very first big sort of disco teen party.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It was brilliant at the NGV and Melbourne.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
It was fantastic and social Tiger Man with this.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
This was very hard.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I will you the DJ there, No, I disguise bacebook
cat backwards like.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
She'd want to go to that DJing like how cool?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Not.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
No, it was hard because it was her first night
out kind of with her and her mates in the
city effectively on their own for a few hours.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You must have been generally quite way. That's a lot
going on.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Well, it's it's it's like your heart string on one
of those you know, extender leads, isn't it, because they
sort of they're there, but they're not there, and we
were watching them, her and her girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
It was lovely.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Actually they met for dinner before they went to this
event at the MNGV, which is a brilliant event.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Very kind of Posh Blue Light Disco's v Gallery.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
It's so good. Introduces kids to culture and art and
they had.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
You know, workshops and DJs lost.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
They're not going there for arts and.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Pats, you know, but you know what, good good luck
to him. I say, just you go, do you? But
it was fantastic. So they met for dinner and then
we sort of took her into fed Square and they
met at a restaurant and we said, my husband and
I said, you know what, we'll just go off and
have a drink sort of a few doors up.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Don't worry about us. You just go do your thing.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
But when you're ready, now relux that mum's just down
the road monitoring them, probably on like a feed on
their phone.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Night vision goggles. And we said, you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Haven't seen any art of culture yet.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Let us know when you're going down there.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Brands on, you know, there got some red brands down,
some vangoes.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Anyway, so they had dinner and made their way down
and we said, well, just he was moving. Yeah, it
was like that that anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So they crossed the road.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
They cross crossed a major road, but they did so
on no, they did so on a red light.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
The Dulings cross a major arterial road.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
There's more than one lane on a red light.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Where all the horse and carts we have out west.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
So I sort of grabbed Chris's arm and said, oh,
my god, they're jay walking. They're crossing the ride on
a red light.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
My god, this is disastrous.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
But it is that moment where you do it's very
clear you have to start letting go and it is
not easy. And we were saying to each other, you
know what, this is really hard, but we know this
is a good thing, and this is so wonderful to
see her so confident and the girls just having the
best time of their lives and this is how it
should be. But it doesn't make it any easier. So
(04:09):
it's like, let's go have a drink now. I think
mummy Daddy have deserved a drink after all that. It's harrowing,
isn't it. When when the birdie's fly Christian you've been
there twice.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, it's also really exciting for them as well as
both Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
So anyway, we went and had a lovely dinner, which
was nice. Anyway, the restaurant we went to had a
drinks package, so you could have. I was designated driver,
so I only had one wine, so I had to drive.
But Chris, my husband, thought, you know what, that sounds
like good value. But I'm going to get my money's worth.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Things Bogan's love are the drinks package. I mean, how
long are you even there to enjoy the drinks?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Two hours? It was two hours.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I've seen the pace that the bare locomotion can pick
up tank tank tank dank.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Anyway, we had a lovely dinner.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
He was very happy with himself because by the time
we left this it was twenty bucks up and all
he could say on the way home in the car was, well,
I beat them. A win for the common man on
twenty bucks up, twenty bucks up, I win.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Suit run over the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't know you guys, but I think that this
has been the quickest start to a year ever.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I can't believe this weekend is Easter, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So it's good Friday at the end of this week.
Is anyone totally underprepared for Easter? It's come around too quick.
It has fills out the kids had just gone back
to school as well, and says, what do you mean
they break up this week?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Ria, what's your three word? Weekend?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Coldered by handyman?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Wow's relatious.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I told you on Friday, had my grand plans on.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Saturday to the gutters, get up on the ladder and
clean the gutters. I get home on Friday, I find
out my partner Will has gone behind my back and
hired a handyman to come today and clean our gutters.
He didn't trust me, he said, he's word to her.
I don't think it's in your wheelhouse. Oh never felt
(06:07):
more muscular?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Wow, he should have consulted you.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
He should have consulted me. He doesn't I can get
up a ladder and clean a gun. He has so
little faith in me. Two hundred and fifty bucks for
some guy to come and get up a ladder and
get some leaves.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Out of them, I'd say that's I care about you.
I don't want you're falling off the ladder.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You know you're healthy, you're in your thirties. Yes, you've
got good core strength when you are age. Absolutely nobody's
going up a ladder.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
But I can get up. I can get up a ladder.
I can get down safely.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What is it that you should have counted the guy.
You should have counted the guy. Oh yeah, that's the
ultimate move. Yeah, then you show will you're colding the
guy around here? You could cold the colder. Yes, there's
still a couple more plays left.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
See you're a master. Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Otherwise, this outsourcing your masculinity is bring it back in,
bring it back in, don't leak it out too soon.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
It was a real like gut punch. You're like, oh,
what do you think of me?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
How little do you think of me that you're not
saying to my face that you're willing to go behind
my back and.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Just watch the slow creeps now?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Or suddenly one day you're like, my weekend, I still
can't believe this happened, Right, I've been thinking of a
couple of months now. I need to sell my car.
It's an s TV. I don't need it. The kids
don't live at home anymore. However, it's this thing. I'll
just get around to it. My wife just sold my
car at the weekend. Wow, people get to think this
(07:40):
story is insane. She goes, oh, Chris, I need to
go and do some errands. Can I just borrow your car?
And I'm like, yeah, of course you can't if you go.
She's gone like two hours. I'm thinking actually she called
it just a church.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
She's right. Where are you right now? Shut?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, I've been driving around and I've had a garage
and they've offered me this amount for your car.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
What do you think? I'm like, what she is a
pretty good deal? Sell it? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Okay, you got a colder as well, and I don't
have a car.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
She sold my car?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
She didn't just want to run some errands and came
back not with my car? What has gone gone? Scuse?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I just needed to text you a driver's license, please went?
This could be a scamcal How do I know it's you? Actually,
only you would do something. It's done insane within two
hours and now don't have the car.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The car has been sold. I don't entirely sure. I've
seen the money where she sidoned it off.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So what it all starts suddenly with the guy clearing
out the gutters, and then twenty years from now you
where I am?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You have no car, It's just been sold behind your back.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You're a human warning sign now, but a living, breathing,
talking warning side.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
That's what this whole show is. This is a midlife
crisis Out.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Loud Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
A couple of things I learned over this weekend. Everything
in your life is better if your team win. It
shouldn't be so. We should be able totach from our
sports teams. But I'm sorry it isn't so. Everything about
your life is better when your team are winning one hundred.
Your bed feels better, your relationship feels better, the weather
(09:11):
feels better, You feel better.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Everything is better when your team win.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
It's crazy how much of your own happiness you entrust
with eighteen strangers.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
That you will never see or never know in your life.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's almost too much, isn't it. Really, it's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So yesterday I was watching the game Sunday afternoon, and
at halftime I thought, I actually thought, you know what,
I'm just gonna not follow this team anymore. This isn't
worth the stress. I'm not nice to be around. I
was watching at home. I was in a good midd
and at a great weekend, and then my wife was
just like, think I'm going.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
To go and walk the dog. She was just like,
whatever happening? You hear this?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
FuG She's like, she actually said at one point, just
don't maybe don't watch the second half.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's gonna do this to you. I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's like a bad relationship with your team. It goes
up and it goes down, and in the second half
they come back, they win.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Everything's amazing, everything is awesome, and they did Yes, I know,
but it's just it's the hope that kills you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm now back in. I've doubled down, you know where.
It's halfway through a halftime a life. I'm giving up
following this club. This is ridiculous. What's up with them?
Speaker 7 (10:13):
That's liberating?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yes, freedom, I'm walking out the door. I'mre and louising it. Now.
Suddenly I'm thinking I'm going to get a tattoo. I'm
calling it. We're going to win the flag. Kyleie's going
to be there to see it. Seriously, we should be
so lucky. It's all on the other thing. I'll tell
you this.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Being able to google stuff during a TV show semi
related to the show is ruining our enjoyment. My wife
does this whenever all watching a show, She's.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like, what do we know him for? It doesn't matter,
it doesn't actually matter.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
The phone comes out, She's ay, siriou just google Hang on,
I just pause it. Now we have to pause while
she has to research what we're watching. There was a
time when for decades we just watched the damn TV show.
We don't need to start researching everything. We've been watching this.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's a three part Agatha Christie thing on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's seven dials. No, no, no, it's a drumization. I'm
not sure if you'll know about this younger generation. Agatha
Christie wrote a couple of crime books. I didn't know
that you know? Is he a documentary? Are they making
a documentary of another Agatha Christie book, Murder on the Expresses?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
An actual documentary? How we.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's not that crazy, that document She's made so many movies.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
We're going to go and see the new Agatha Christie movie.
It's the documentary? Is it?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Is it a musical? Has she written silent with Lloyd Webber?
Were starting to watch it's called The Seven Dolls Life Goes?
Why is it called The Seven Dollars when it's set
in London. It's a big part of London. Is the
Seven Dolls in Covent Garden. I don't think you're right.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Went I worked round the corner from there for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
There's a pub in the middle of the Seven Dolls.
Cal guess what the seven Dolls. I know that area
very well. I was there for a lot of my life. Hey,
Siri's there an area called the Seven Dollars in London?
There is I get no satisfaction being right, just ruined
watching its ruined the show. Now about the seventh partst
thing anyway, My three word weekend is taking care of business, Pats.
(12:15):
I finally got round to seeing it, Elvis Live in Content.
What I thought it was incredible, Absolutely incredible. I don't
think Baz Luhrman gets enough credit for a bit and
one incredibly gifted director and storyteller he is. The Elvis
Presley movie was incredible, and then he's done this live well,
he's edited together. When you're watching it, it's only an
our and a half, it's like Elvis live in concert.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's like you really are there.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And so I'm a big Elvis fan anyway, so I
couldn't find anyone to go with me. I went by myself.
The other people in the cinema ninety nine percent middle
aged women.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh really, I was very surprised.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I thought it was going to be mainly dudes like me,
but no, no, no, it's ninety nine and also all
getting their wine buzz on as well.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Right, yeah, what time of the day is it?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Seven o'clock in the evening? So the second waited all day.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
But anyway, so bas Lehrmann found sixty eight boxes of
unseen Elvis footage in the Warners archives and then stitch
together this whole. It must have taken painstaking forensic detail.
But what the great thing was and everyone was just
so into this live performance with Elvis. Everyone knows the story,
(13:22):
but everyone gets lost in the tragedy, you know, the
kind of characature of what he was. You actually forget
just what incredible singer he was. So when you're watching
him sing and rehearse and singer how hard he worked
with his incredible one of the best backup bands ever,
you realize this what a great singer he was. I
left thinking, my god, I really if there was anyone
I could see live from history, it would be Elvis President. Yeah,
(13:46):
oh my god, I loved it, but I thought it
was I thought it was a work of aren't we
You know.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
At the height of that Vegas he was doing three
to four shows a day for something like seven or
eight years like that No Wonder.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The podcast No Wonder.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
He had a physical spiritual breakdown. It was like and
also he just puts so much into these shows.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yes, heart, soul, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Also, so when they because obviously it's the seventies, and
when they cut away to the audience, you realize it's
a time before and visit line, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
God, cut from the American ornits. We don't need to
see that.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Christian, I just turned the show on to hear you
say everything gets better when your team wins. My team
were winning against your team. Your team won, my team loss.
This is the last thing I need from the bright
Solar dial. Hey, don't take it up me. Take it
up with your crappy coach. It ain't my fault. I'm
not coaching you guys. You had us, then he didn't,
(14:44):
Then we had you. How we were goalless victually at
halftime and came back to win by one hundred.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, by twenty three finths.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Crazy crazy afternoon, Christian, we were talking about googling during
TV shows. I did it this weekend. I was watching
Stranger Things with my daughter, and the major general woman
was annoying me. I found out thanks to Google Linda
Hamilton from Terminate.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Oh and that's one that's right in the back of
your brain. Now where do I know you?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I think that there should be something you could just
press on screen where it's just act as biographies, everything
about them.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Above their heads. Yes, yeah, I just got divorced. Ah right, okay,
Sendaia's dad. Oh that's what we seen.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We still them on the other show. Yes, that makes
seem that why you don't have to google it? Alex
will sure three word weekend kids.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
Casualty ward And I say that because there was two
parties that my kids attended over the weekend. I managed
to dodge both, which was quite good.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
But good good dad, this is how dance used to
do it.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Yeah, that's right, hide and watch the footy.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
From your responsibility exactly right.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
So Bonnie had to pick one of them up Audrey
and report reportedly Audrey, she came back and said it
all went down very badly because what happened was there
at Bounce, It bounced. There's lots of trampolines one key faces. Yeah,
they're fallen. Aren't they. One kid lost their tooth on
the trampoline head clash.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, don't get down very often these because trampolines are
very different from the old school trampolines we had where
which didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Have any side on netting and trampoline.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Basically thick kids just didn't make it out of childhood, that's.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Right, you know.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
And you break your leg on a trampoline, yeah, but
that was it was like rusty springs, yes that you know,
you should have had a technics if you cut your legs.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
There was always that bit you The most scary bit
with the trampoline was the bit where you'd fallen down that.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Yes, in between the netting bar.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah yeah, watch that right angle, the right angle of rust.
There's still kids trapped from the eighties underneath those ones.
Those are terrifying ones where they were on the ground
you mean those like ground level trampolines. Yeah, they weren't
on legs, and they had like some sort of pit
underneath them, salad pit.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
There was full.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Another kid fainted as well, so that was that was
another part of the part. So a lost tooth and
a child fainted, And what was quite interesting was that
the kid fainted, came to again and went straight back
to the party.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
That's what it is to be that age.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Seriously think that your powers of recovery are instant at
that you can regenerate arms and limbs and something that
got such better powers of recovery than us.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Welcome to the Christian O'Connell's show. Right now, we're looking
for your stories. How did you lose a tooth as
a kid?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Christian?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I pulled my kid's two front teeth, fire drone and string.
This is the modern way Jimmy used to be the
doorhanding string, a drone, you tie and then go straight up.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Great footage as well. That's some Dad of the year.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Jeff there, Christian, I put this is amazing from Tyson.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I put a rat trap on my tongue for Dare
in my twenties, knocked out a tooth. I told my mum,
I walked into the back of a friend and hit
my tooth. Iile drinking a beer. She still doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
About the rat trap. Tomorrow the show we do stories.
Your mom and dad still don't know, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
How did you lose a tooth as a kid. Good morning, Michael,
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Hi there. When I was a kid, we went skiing
and my mom had some snacks in the backpack for
us to eat while on the slope. I decided apple
was a good idea, and my tooth came out when
I took my first bite.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh my god, Yeah, the tooth stayed in the apple.
I'm guessing yeah, I did. I'd see Hi from a
Warner Brothers cartoon.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Thanky much, Michael, Thank you very much, the story mate,
thanks to calling the show.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Have a good day.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Christian, please please please give me the Robbie tickets. That's
last week we gave them. They've gone. They've been given
past tense. I've never seen him. Please, I'll walk your
dog in the rain for a week. Tell you that's
not really en offer to an Englishman. I don't mind
the rain. Rain's my thing. I'm here for the rain.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
It's okay walking in the heat.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You want to do that? Please help me out during
the summer. Patty. Did you you lose a tooth when
you were a kid.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
I did when I was about eight. I was on
a trampoline with a girlfriend, she had big heavy bangle
on chucked a hen up into my mouth and chipped
chipped one of my big tooth tooth teeth, and I
had to get it grounded back at the at the
dentists like some sort of beaver.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I had to like, yeah, we're going.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
So they did one side, and of course they had
to even up and do the other side, so my
two front.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Teeth like a vampire.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah, I had to grind me back. It was terrible.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Does that sound all right?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We're taking our stories today. Learn how did you lose
a tooth as a kid? Christnas from Amrie, My daughter
lost six at one time. Oh, eating a curly whirly
six came out at once.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Those got real that real toffee. You know some chocolate
bars are like way too tough. Yeah yeah, yeah sjawl breakers.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Christ and I lost a tooth bite ching into a
Cadbury's cream egg.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
We teeth, Simon saying.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So Alex Maledest lost first of the tooth while buying
into a potato cake and then swallowed it. I've been
planning to have a fancy edition for the first tooth
to come out, but did in fancy waiting to come
out the no fair enough the other in the business end,
we'll Halloween apple bobbing both front teeth out with the
first bite.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh, then you're gappy for years.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Although school photos, every kid goes through a gappy ear, you.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Do, it's the rites of passage. We've got Damien corn
the show. Now morning, Damien Mornings.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
Here are you going?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'm good to have you? Thanks Ma, I have you
have a lovely weekend? Now? How do you lose a
tooth as a kid?
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Let's see, when I was about eight or nine foot
scrape park back in the West and times where everything
was made real nice and strong. Was one on one
side of the sea. Saw my dad was with my
sister on the other side, and I was trying to
get off, and they got off at the same time.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I ended up.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
Smashing my face on the bars and ended up spinning
both my two front teeth out of my dad's hand.
And I was two years without two front teeth. And
to insult the injury, my mum got me that CD
with that song all the one for.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Christmas to tea two fronte kids right now staring at
the radio, what is this song?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (21:39):
I had to go through school photos and everything without
me without two front teas.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Christ God, remember this.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm starting to get pet and I'm sorry, this isn't happening.
I'm not helping her to all. Jamien, Damien, thank you
very much, great story. Thanks Corn the show mate.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
No, thank you, guys.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
These are great kidn coming there thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
How do you lose a tooth as a kid? We
have Mac now morning, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We're good now mac yo.
Speaker 10 (22:16):
Ye. So I'm starting to think that trampolines are a
bit of an issue here.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I've written trampolines and seesails dangerous.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
So me and my brother when we were younger, we
were out in the country for a family holiday and
we were playing on the trampoline. We have had a
coke bottle, so we thought, oh well, let's hold the
coke boil with both our arms and we'll try and
jump and put our feet through the gap that was made.
And we're doing that and it was good fun and.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Simon bars on this, you know, yes.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
And then so as that was happening, my brother landed
on the coke bottle and need himself in the chin,
and he was all complaining and crying and We're like, oh,
come on, stopping so soft, and he's like, no, no,
my truth is broken. It's broken, so.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Like you can't even tell anyone, can you.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
Oh I can take it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I can take all the rusty taste of blood.
Speaker 10 (23:12):
Yes, I had a look in there, and yes, no,
his his tooth was completely shattered. So yeah, So I
turned into a little bit of an emergency because we're
out in the middle of nowhere. So my parents had
to take my brother and I don't exactly know where
they went, but I was gone all day and he
came back without a tooth, so it seemed like it
was okay.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
At the end. I get the feeling because it's probably
the country tough.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Just talking with a local vet or farmer.
Speaker 10 (23:37):
Looking it looks a little bit like a dog, so
I should have.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
All right, Mac, thank you very much, she called my
tanks calling the.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Show Christian Connell show.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Podcast is a bird? Is a play? No, it's bigger
than that. It is pump Man.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Where is all the cheap fe gone? And where's the
two dollars dream?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Where the serbo that won't make you cry when you
checked the pricing scream.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Is in there?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
A hero somewhere who'll fill.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
My tank for free?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Every day I drive in field of what is pump
costs me?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I need a pumpman.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
I'm holding enough for a pumpman. Dil the end of
the night, he's pumping.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Away and he's fealing a car and he's.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Pumping assault for free.
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I need a pumpman.
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I'm holding up for a pump man.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
He's coming your way with his nozzle of Love's cape
in the wind.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
He's gonna make your morning.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay, all right, the pumplines are open now thirteen fifty
five to twenty two.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I'll tell you, Elseneeds. Pumpman is the government.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
So according to the news today, there's an emergency meeting
to work out what they're gonna do. The fuel crisis
is thirty days old, and now that's saying we need
to have an emergency meeting today.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Perhapsy what are they what have they been view?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
It has over the last thirty days, a situation, a vibe.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I know the day thirty.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Is an emergency and we should keep an eye, just
keep an eye on that thing, that fuel thing.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
You know, they'll be drawing up worst case scenarios. Apparently
when it comes to the pure crisis. What you've done
the last couple of weeks?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
No pants out? Get the yellow legal pants out a
couple of weeks ago. Anyway, Look who's here, pump man?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
How are you very well? What doesn't sound like you
are doesn't sound like you're up? You're pumped on there?
Any are there?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
We guys, it's lovers dried over of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Too much pumping and grinding.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Too much pumping, too much grinding, you know the score. Christian.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
I'll actually be the special guest today at the National
Cabinet meeting.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Just to give my thoughts and a praise or sort
of my view of.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
The situation, to give them a pump up.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yes, they thought they all need to pump up all
of those Premier is all.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Right now lines are up in the thirteen fifty five
twenty two. We got easter coming up this weekend, pump mam.
So people are going to be really in need of
some free fuel. They've got big long drives. Go and
see the readies this weekend. Can you help them out?
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Absolutely, Christian, That's what I'm here for.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Also, can you help work out what's happened to the
sound effect on the microphone.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
We'll be getting on that stat.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Carl sound Lands has broken out of the weekend. That's
who's done it.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
You need put.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
The Christian o'condal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Do you want some free fuel? Who doesn't pump Man
is here.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Christian Pumpman has scared the hell out of me during
the ads he said, hello, it definitely through my headphones
in the warning or something as Shane Sydney. Yeah, it's
the best place to do rehearsals. It's just live on
air during the ads. Where do you go with the
free iHeart app crim Hello? When you hear some of that,
(27:05):
you know that you're dealing with a team of crap professionals. Okay,
that's what happened there. You think this is the elite
team and color Jackieyota just couldn't compete. That's why they
had to go, because where do you go with the free.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Eyeheart as Hellock.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
It's a nice thing the live in the ant up
sometimes you know, big yell of a hello with three
pump Man anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Sense for the show up.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I've noticed recently this year a very lazy way trying
to win stuff is creeping through with your Australian so
SI if you say I'm too busy to call right now.
You can get that a millionaire hot steak. I can't
come on the show, but can I have the cash anyway? Chris,
it's got a jump in the shower. I woke up late.
This takes the biscuit. This takes the biscuit. Kim, I
(27:59):
stepped in, but I need to get in the shower now. Christian,
I try and win some fuel for my son coming
home for Easter.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Kim, do you know what? Yes, yes, you can have some.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You need pump pump Man here go, he's back. Babies,
got back. Pumpman sounding pumped up with pumped.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Up your voice.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Yes, feeling myself.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That's so much better, Christian. A new listener here, jameson
from Nara. Can't ring as I'm on a golf course
at the moment. We have to get it ready by eight.
I'd love Pumpman to pump me up. I got to
take my wife to hospital appointment. We've got a big
long drive as well now to Sydney's quite a large one.
Please please pump Man, pump.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Us up to pump you guys pumping you need pump Christian.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm having shift house to my son Brad and his
girlfriend Niko Lett. They are both essential workers nurses, Brad
in the ED at a children's source of atal and
as an ED nurse as well. Money's tight anyway, but
with the fuel it's really hard for them to afford
to actually get to work at the moment. Please can
you pump them both up? Thank you for letting us know, Dad, Bruce,
(29:16):
you all right?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Who we got here? Money counting?
Speaker 12 (29:22):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I know, no counting. You're live on air with pump Man.
Speaker 11 (29:27):
P Hi.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Got that chemistry were cracking between you two? Get a
servo YouTube?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Sorry, yes, please please, I said last week, keep it clean.
It's a PEG feature. What are you doing? It sounds
like you need pumping up. Corrected.
Speaker 10 (29:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Give them a free fuel, that's all you're doing. Okay,
you're giving them free fuel.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
We should call you just we can have the rename
your fuel man, just to still avoid confusion.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
You need.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
You've been fueled. There you go, all right, have a
nice week in a great easter.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
So thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Sonya Sonia Hello, yes, Sonia you like me up? You
help me up?
Speaker 11 (30:26):
I need one hundred and twenty dollars of fuel. Please
pump me up.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Happy to provide you the service of some.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Free Wow Disney, Why don't Sonny have a lovely Easter?
Speaker 11 (30:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Let's go now to Donia, Donia, Donna, Hello, Dona, Dona.
You're with pump Man.
Speaker 11 (30:50):
Hello pump Man.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Hello Chris how I.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
A We're good?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Donap quar all of a sudden, bit shine, Oh.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
That's okay yourself, it's too late.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
The damage is done, Dona. Yeah, it's still they lovely
and Donah, do you need a fuel for I.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
Am calling on behalf of my boyfriend. He has your
own gardening company and drives Nicelyzo DMC.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
So he needs about one hundred of busy to fill
up his tank, so he's.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Always on the road.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
What about all the moers? You know, the whipits snipper.
They need fuel, don't they?
Speaker 8 (31:22):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (31:22):
True, they need it as well.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
We'll give him an extra for the moers as well.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yes, and also the people getting other people to call
in your tom too busy.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm in the shower. Well, isn't your boyfriend give us
a call?
Speaker 10 (31:34):
I think he's I think he's still asleep.
Speaker 9 (31:35):
He plaid basketball last night pretty late, so I start
earlier than out there.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Right, now I'm the early burden all that he's just
sleep because he played basketball.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
Nah, he acts like it sometimes though, but he'd still
be upsortly.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You with this are your mate cashms and cs over there?
Did you play basketball last night in a little light?
Do you know when this pete today?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Do you know when it was? I'm going to play
it back.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Where do you go with the free I heard at.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's when pump Man pete today. Okay, pump Man will
come back to our regroup.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'll see yeah to.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Let me tell you about what happens Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
All right, So you're going to be stunned that I
said nothing, but you need to understand in certain ways,
I am becoming Australian having Australian passport, but there are
certain characteristics and behavior you can't deny your DNA.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
And where your race.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
I am an Englishman and there's something in our DNA.
You cannot stand the thought of causing a scene. However,
it is extreme what happened to me Saturday night. So
I went to see this Elvis movie epic Elvis Live
in Concept. As I take my seat, I've got my
glass of red wine and my snacks.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I'm good to go. I sit down next to an
elderly couple. They are bickering. They're really having a real
full on bicker. They are, I'm guessing late seventies. As
I'm sitting down, the credits are starting to come and
tell us about forthcoming feature presentations at the cinema. They're
still bickering, okay, and people are starting to like tup.
(33:26):
But I don't know whether the mixt of them being old.
They've also, you can tell, had a couple of drinks.
I'd simply lean over and say, hey, everything all right right.
She goes, he's forgotten his deafade.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm like, I said, well, look, I said, we're two
rows from the screen, because we were two rows from
the screen of a very big screen.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I'm sure he's going to pick up enough of what's happening.
It's Elvis live in concerts. They've obviously been around for
a while. But she goes, he's only going to hear
some of it. And I'm like, okay, and they start bickering.
I'm saying, I'm sure it's gonna be fine, and then
she goes to me. She leans over because he's in
between us. She leans on to me and goes, you
can tell him what he can't hear? Then, ah nah,
(34:07):
six bats down right. So five minutes in I swear
to God, Malcolm we became that close friends, leans leans over.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's the first of may times, goes, are you saying? Oh,
I think you got kidding me.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I'll tell you what he said, suspecially he's singing. The
whole thing is him live? And gods it he said,
suspicious minds?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
Did you sing it back to him?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
What did?
Speaker 11 (34:29):
What did? I?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Felt like? And shall I go and get the deaf fade?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Where is it? She says, he's partially deaf? What does
that mean?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
For the next nineteen minutes?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's only the beginning of things with me and Malcolm.
Ten minutes in, he puts his hand into my popcorn
that I haven't done.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And starts chomping on it.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Right, I'm thinking, there's this woman next to me who
nudges me like he because that's not it's the optics
on because suddenly I'm having partially hearing man accusing of
stealing my popcorn.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
It's not a good look for me, not like no,
it isn't rocking a hard place, so.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I say nothing. Let him.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I didn't touch the popcorn his hand when in there.
By the time he's had three goes in there and
he's chomping away, putting it in his pie hole. I'm
thinking it's now Malcolm's popcorn.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
But you should have what he should have done when
he went to put his hand in the popcorn. You
put your hand in the popcorn as well, graze his hand.
Then you go oh sorry, and you go wait a minute,
this is my.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Popcorn, because then what if he'd have said, he's confused
as it is, it's my popcorn.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I didn't get thrown out. There's a headline today.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I would have given his knuckles a bit of a smack.
I can't know, Malcolm, get out of it.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
And then then he does the biggest move out of this.
It came in threes. There was a translate in the
Elvis movie him eating my popcorn, and now he unwraps, stopping.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
You have to draw last time.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You have my stand for this is my cinema dinner, Malcolm. Malcolm,
he such an unwrap a tob hobrone is that it's
not easy to get one of those out either. That's
not a casual thing, Malcolm. I don't mind the popcorn,
but the tobon, God damn it.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
He would have known he didn't buy a toddler own
as well. This is an active aggression.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
So again, I'm just I'm just thinking, I just gotta
let it all go. I've just got to let it go.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
You have to stand up for yourself.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I said nothing about the popcorn. He took my tobleron,
not just that.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Twenty minutes later, the lady who's next to me nudges
me to go and check it out.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Now the toblin's been moot his wife, she's having something.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Oh stop it.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
No, I know what this is. I reckon.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
You know how old people are always getting scammed. I
reckon they're now re scamming the young people.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
I reckon.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
This is some sort of griff they do where he
pretends to be deaf, long cont you toddler.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
They got played. He got a free cinema dinner and
came out and they're ravished. He goes.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
If he goes to the red wine, then we're throwing
we're throwing it down. It's on, Malcolm. You can take
the popcorn, okay, and I'm not happy about the toblerone,
but leave the read whine. I said nothing.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Right now, mishard lyrics.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
It's just another miss Hurt Monday.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, we have been Monday on the show. We play back,
Oh you're brilliant, miss hurt lyrics, as we're playing them back,
if we hear what you think you're miss hearing, if
we can't hear it. And for the really great ones,
Hall of Favor lost it to Hall of Fame, as
we had one from Maya Take my breath Away by
the weekend, Take my breath away and make it Mozzarella babe.
(37:45):
Take Also, Meghan had more than a Woman begs you
remember this one, bald headed woman, beautiful alight, brand new
miss her lyrics. Tina Chang has been listening to Cold
Chisel forever. Now she thinks of her precious time, or
(38:11):
is it she thinks of her precious lamb.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
Maybe she's going to the Eastern Show.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Ships stand.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, I'm hearing that precious Lamb ship begs. Yeah, we
hear it, Tina. Julia drops some Jupiter train and that
Heaven is overrated? Or is it a van Halen is overrated?
Just giving them a little bit of a spray the clip,
(38:41):
then why not train.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
That's on the money.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
That's very good, Judy and van Halen is overrated, very good,
Robbie Williams, let me entertain you. Your mind gets burned
or is it your maggots burn? Your maggots burn? Yes,
(39:08):
Fred has been listening to a lovely so normally they
I get the full name. It's not just Fred Fred.
I think it's Fred again Wow in between DJ do
you know his boiler rooms? He's emailed me, uh Fred
Crocodile rock Elton John dreaming of my Chevy and my
old blue jeans? Or is he still dreaming of a
Chevy but also now an Oberjeene.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
He's got a really he's got some great ones as well, yess,
Hall of favor. What I'm the simply name Fred.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Phil has been listening to Eskimo, Joe, Black Fingernails, Red Wine,
all of a stand and point of fingers orders Joe
not understand the point of fingers crystal clear, I don't
(40:09):
understand the point of fingers.
Speaker 13 (40:13):
PI.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Phil, come on in favor, Thank you very much, sure,
Oh your miss hurd lyrics? How's always when you miss
hear them? Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
dot a.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
You are Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Every show this week tickets to go to the Great
Sydney Right Easter Show. It's about this week able the
second to the thirteenth. Get your early bird tickets and
save money at Easter Show dot Colm dot au. But
every show this week a family past two be one
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(40:50):
wherever you're listening. If you're not in Sydney and you've
never been, we will get you there. We'll fly you in,
we'll put you up for the night and you get
six hundred dollars master card spending money.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Hey, listen, Sydney listeners.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
I wouldn't say lie to the producers, but i'd be
lying say ye know, I'm listening from South Adelaide. I
can eat that six hundred dollars out of the fly
go look making it's a bigger trip. Nine a hotel
on us.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Why not? All right? So each day this week you're
listening out for the head and Easter egg. Oh today
it's two miles.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
What other animal would you You could do like a
wood shopping sound.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
It's quite distinctive, is it?
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Get a rooster?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
The rooster? You're listening for the rooster? Can't seat breakfast
show a bit that up with the rooster.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
There's probably a show somewhere in Australia where it's bingbing
and the rooster. In fact, let's rename the show Bingbing.
I'll be bing bing you guys be the roosters bing
bing and the roosters on GB one O five.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
There you go see Sony.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Coming together or an angry Cannie.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yes, another great name for a radio show, the Angry Carnig.
That's your next character from Pumpmer. British people on the
radio taking our jobs.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Anyway, anyway, anyway, okay, let's speak to Heather.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Good morning, Heather, come on down here. You going so, Heather?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
You fancy winning let's say these amazing prizes off to
the Sydney Rawn Easter Show.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yes, I really do.
Speaker 10 (42:37):
So. You've got a family, I've got two kids.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I'm a single mom.
Speaker 10 (42:41):
I've got a ten year old and a twelve year
old and I would really, really really love.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
To take them to the Easter show before they graw
ub and I'm not cool enough to hang out with them.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, you've got to make these precious memories. Well you can, Heather.
You are today's winner. Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
This is amazing.
Speaker 10 (42:58):
My kids are so exciting.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I've got my daughter in the car and she's in
the air. Brilliant again, get a young kids to pump
the air with joy this time in the morning.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Is something on the school run?
Speaker 2 (43:08):
So yet, You've got the family pass, you get ten showbags,
unlimited rides all day long.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
You're going to have an amazing time there.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Oh this is amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
I'm so excited, Heather. Have a lovely Easter for you
and your family's well, thanksgiving the show call.
Speaker 10 (43:22):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
All right, it is back tomorrow morning. And don't forget then.
The hidden Easter egg you're listening out for is no
come on, you can do any one than that. What
happens like the rooster?
Speaker 7 (43:39):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Am I doing? An elephant?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yes? Was that the Angry Carnie? You're listening for the
Angry Carnie tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, What.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
A Year twenty twenty six is turning out to be Nessle.
You've had to put out an emergency press release reassuring fans.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Of Kitcat bars.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Easter supply is not going to be affected by the
heist of twelve tons of KitKat bars in Europe.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Twelve tons.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
I did not hear about the heart four hundred and
seventy two thousand kit Cats have been stolen.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
This is like, yeah, twelve tons, where are they putting
them all?
Speaker 11 (44:21):
Well?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Sounds like, you know, I read there a drug.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
We're working on a brand new Oceans Movie's Ocean's twelve
tons of Kitkats Tomorrow's time waster has to do. We
have to do something for this, just to find the
kit cat to brush out press release reassuring this it
was his. Easter'll be having ransom like this going on.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
I'm gonna scoundrels do this.
Speaker 7 (44:42):
How much buying for your bucky you're getting as a thief, fir?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (44:46):
That many tons of film set?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Is there really a black market for kit Cats?
Speaker 7 (44:50):
I know a good guy guy.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
All right.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Today's prize though this week is an upgrade on Kitkats
Coco Black. I see your humble KitKat and I threw
a little bit of shade. What a price this week.
I'm a time waster. Coco Black Easter prize back valued
over two hundred dollars Coca Black's hand crafted Easter egg range,
made to share, gift and enjoy.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
And just again, he just came and said to me,
she would do her best to try and get it,
to deliver it on time for Easter. If not, it's
for next year.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
You've got it. You've got it. Store it in the pantry.
If somebody's hide it, it's there for next year. We
should start giving away more future prizes when we come
back from the Easter break.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
They'll start doing some big Christmas stuff. Guys at twenty thirty.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Just get ahead of it, you know, all right, we
got your lazy movies. A man called otter Man Tom
Hanks are putting his feet up, sleeping in beauty, sleeping
in beauty silver. Now some of you might not be
familiar with this world, so I'll repeat it. A couple
of diys driving this laxa daisical.
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Very very good, old chiny wordy, old timey wordy. Perhaps
he uses it a lot.
Speaker 12 (46:07):
Marli and yeah, yeah, marlea man, do you want mary Man?
We just played Madonna her early movie Brakley movie, just
really seeking Susan.
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She's getting lazier, desperately.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Seeking lazy, the thought of being so and us sharing
a lazy Susan and Lauren Hardy rarely on time, Lauren
Tardy more like guys shifting that piano for those calabaos.
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But laurrel and Tardi if you know, you know the
Lauren Hardy fans. All right, Ri, what have you got then?
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Bloods dread?
Speaker 11 (46:52):
Oh that.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Dread? Yeah great? Uh, bronze for that, Yeah, not that, mate.
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And we loved Adam Sandler in Little Nikki.
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Yeah yeah, how topical.
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He's taking a day off. He's a little sicky. It's good.
You just want to play the sound.
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It's technical problem. I didn't control them.
Speaker 7 (47:21):
The postman didn't knock twice. I left a bloody collection
notice to the post office picking up.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Oh my god, Jerry seinfelds here doing yeah, hello, Jackie
Chance taking a load off.
Speaker 7 (47:34):
Oh yeah, it's not no rush hour, no rush whatever.
You get to it.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Well, that is quite possibly your worst.
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I got the suck.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Because they're lazy in itself is clever and away. I'm
going to give you gold for lazy time works.
Speaker 7 (47:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
It's so meta, I don't fairly understand it. One more Hello.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Today's Time where we're asking for your lazy movies. Riya
are you ready tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (48:07):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
All right, lazy movie seeing who's gonna win two hundred
dollars worth of Coco black Premium Eastern gift bag.
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Chocolate? Slack beauty?
Speaker 10 (48:23):
What was that?
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Was the chocolate part of it?
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Chocolate? No, it's just sinking the same charc Sorry would
have said it. Uber Eats Pray Love a brilliant but
I'll make.
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Very good Guess who's coming for a toasted sandwich dinner?
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That isn't it? Come on slack us? What on? Luke?
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tough nut justin desperately seeking snoozing.
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That's more like it. Well done, Ashley, very good mission postponable.
That's so great.
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All right, who's winning the coca back? Who's getting the chocolate?
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Sue Harmon, Mary's not popping any time?
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Absolutely deserved winner. Sue, Well done your today's winner. We
are back tomorrow, but joined by Pumpman.
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