February 1, 2026 • 52 mins
Christian and the team dive into the world of Australian slang, discussing the country's unique vocabulary and the importance of understanding its nuances. They explore the concept of the "boof head," a term that's both amusing and confusing for non-Australians. The team also shares their favorite Australian words and phrases, from "chicken salt" to "G'day mate." Meanwhile, Christian announces the launch of the Brightsiders Platinum Club, an exclusive membership program that offers unique benefits and perks to loyal listeners.
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Good morning, Rio, Good morning, Good morning, Alex, Morning Alex.
Did you also step and watch all the tennis last night?
I went to bed at eleven thirty last night. Me too, Yeah,
I did. I didn't want to stop. I was going
(00:49):
to I'm going to watch it for an hour or so.
I see Sunday night. We've got an early start in
the morning and that doing the radio show. But I
got the feeling that this was going to be a
historic moment, and it was tennis changing hands. He just
felt like you're watching a significant moment in history. You
had Raffa in the crowd overseeing it all as well,
like a kind of Yoda. In fact, he's aged guys.
(01:12):
I'm sure Djokovic was like, man, that's slow down that
retirement talk bloody. How Rafa looked like he was like Benjamin,
but was like, he doesn't. He looked a lot older.
All of a sudden, he looked, ill, keep swinging that racket. Guys,
you're stuck in the eternal court for the rest of
your years.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
The hairline was.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's gone along with along with the Grand slams Aging
is brutal. But anyway, and then what Carlos an Choris
plays with this joyous enthusiasm where I was watching yesterday,
it didn't on Jokovic. She realized, you know, he had
all the expectations on him. He knew where he was
in his career, and it's Carlos just like he's playing
(01:55):
for fun.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Yes, I saw him before the match, just dancing around.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He's wiping out in the locker room. That's the Spanish
for you. You know, they have some of that man Cheger.
They have a lot of So they get up, they
start dancing. They late in the evening, guys, Yeah, that's
what they are. They come out to parties, sleep all day,
maybe do half an hour work in the morning. Then
he shut the shop up. They sleep all day.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I've been there. Everything shut From about half ten. They
go back to mama's place.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
They have a big, heavy pasta meal and then they
go and snows for a bit, you know, then they're
going walk the donkey through the village.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I've been there, Alice, What did you think? Who were
you on? I was? I was hoping for Carlos to win.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
I never thought I'd be going for Novak Djokovic in
the final. I really was. I was behind him because
he's thirty eight years old. I was. I was going
for the oldies. And the age gap was sixteen years.
Can you believe that sixteen years?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I know?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And then so how many string opens as Jokovic one
was at ten or.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
That he's one ten? He was going through his eleventh.
He's also going for his twenty fifth Grand Slam title,
breaking his own record.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
We've only made it to ten shows.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
No, well done, well done, Carlos. It was incredible, really
really good. And the other age gap I was, as
I heard last night the commentator, I think it was
Jim Curry, yea seventeen years between Jimmy Connors and Ken
Rosewall in the nineteen seventy four women.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And so yeah, the gage gap. I'm not sure that
really puts into any context. Some ancient reference about fifty
years ago that let's talk about the stats of Margaret
cour I love useless day, a really good one.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I am.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
At one point, I didn't realize how deadly Djokovic's when
there's a roof.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Over his head.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
At one point the commentators go, oh, no, wonder they
were whispering as well the commentation. Yes, they're quite hushed
and reverential. Now, no wonder, our crasts is very upset
at the moment they're beginning to bring the two parts
of the roof together, and our crass wasn't happy about
our into it is that and obviously he there was
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a gap in the translation in Spanish and English, but
why are you closing the roof? But he kept them
with hands. He was miming for us all to see
the various older every official that they sent a speech
and was getting older and older and older. Anymore, they're
going to send Raffa down. Okay, Yoda's up there, don't
bring him down. He's enough to take that blanket off
his legs. And he was.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And then the commentators went.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You already don't want to blame Jokovic with a roof
over his head?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
He is.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I started googling it, well, how good is he he
is deadly with a roof over his head.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's a the.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Commentations of the way I looked around to my door
on the country and the bloody owner wonder.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Deadly with that?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Why is he so good? What does it change with
the roof closed.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Well, apparently the humidity in the air as well is
a big deal because the balls, when they get fluffy,
they go through the ear.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
This is my life story, the amount of times that
my performance has been offective with fluffy balls. It's a
roof over my head. That's why we have to have
outside always, my wife or not.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
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Speaker 2 (05:00):
I was watching the final last night and they have
these all the big overhead shots where suddenly they look
at and you see the whole precinct. You see Melbourne
part lit up in the evening and I felt proud.
It looked incredible. Those scenes be going all around the world.
Also around the world this weekend. Another incredible moment of
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sport really and athleticism is the chair throw on King Street.
Let's just call it the rumbel on King Street thirty
one million.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Views, one million views.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Now I'm not saying that Carlos been the youngest Australian
open is in global news, but I doubt it's got
thirty one million views. However, two guys getting thrown out
of a strip club in Australia and then one of
the guys deciding to show the bouncer as a lesson
by throwing a chair that doesn't hit the bounces all
this stablishment.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But it's his mate in.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The back of the head sending him sprawl into the street.
That is the divining age of Australia this weekend. That's
what the world's going. Wow, wee what a country. That's matship.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
It is the cleanest hit I've ever seen. I've watched
the UF seen.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Nothing that volt can do anything as good as that. Wow,
so many random.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Moments now I'm a word of Obviously, we're speaking to
people all over Australia right now. Here's the thing you
need to know about King Street. It's where David Attenborough
could commentate on the wildlife around there King Street. Every
city and area around the world has an area like that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Stuff happens.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yes, for Sydney, the equivalent will probably be King's Cross.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's just very very news reports to us what they
call it an adult entertainment establishment, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Just call it was.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's a strip club, right, We're all adults here. It's
a strip club. It's just that so many decisions, so
many moments must have gone through.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So there's two guys.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
They get thrown out, and then one of guys thinks,
I know what's going to restore our dignity here.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm going to throw some furniture.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
This is the smart move in this situation.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I don't know if you could still be mates close
mates with someone through a chair hit you in the
back of the head. You become iconic, viral around the world,
millions of people all around the world.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You just hit the deck.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And then of the fact that the image of the
bouncer come running out, I bet that must be just
a rough old job, right down with idiots. Okay, Suddenly
the first time in the years you've had something to
laugh at, and he laughs, Oh my god, this pure
joy on his face as someone's been decked by his
mate and a flying chair.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
He literally pointed him and tackles. It's incredible.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
There needs to be a statue. It's an iconic moment.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I think it's a tourist attraction.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You know, people want to go and look at the apostles,
the mcg ganany King Street outside that gentleman establishment.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Thirty two million views over the weekend for this definitive
Australian News new news story. It does mean more people
have seen this than will happened at the Australian Open.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't know what we learned from that.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm not smart enough to try, but just listen to
their some Paul Dowsey there from Channel seven.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
A chair thrown outside a strip club hit some man
in the head and he got it down hard. It
happened here around nine to twenty last night on King
Street in the city, outside Bar twenty. The man and
the mate had been inside but were thrown out. One
of them grabbed a chair from a restaurant next door,
despite staff and customers there trying to stop him, and
(08:42):
it's suspected it was trying to throw it at security
at the front door, but instead it hit his mate
in the head.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Now I'm watching Less with my family.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
My wife goes to me about what At least one
of them listens to your show. Ay, hey, it's a mine.
It's a welcome of the bright said, it's a broad
it's a broad church we have here.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now, you know, someone's just messing a.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Show, saying that one of them, the guy that through
the chair, apparently works at a furniture store.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
This story can't get any better? Is that true?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Way around a chair is not?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Because everybody, now all of us your own broadcast channel.
Because now it's just like, what are those people filming it?
There was some shot I message team last night, go
back on the internet. There's a new footage that's been released.
There's a prude footage. Someone filming it from across the street,
a prudus film, I said, which is a better angle?
(09:39):
I'm like, hang on, who was filming by twenty Saturday
half nine on their phone? That captures this? One of
their partners. I guess it was tailing them. Plus I
couldn't help, But what are you recon passed? They look
like middle aged guys.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Yeah, they do, like they've got a wife and kids.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Suddenly Sunday morning, someone said to one of those guys,
how was your night with Dave last night? By the way, Yeah,
you know, yes, went out for aft You quiet beers?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Are you bleeding from the back of the heads?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Tell you one thing I learned over the weekend spell check,
because you know a lot of these spell checks do
American English, their bastardied version of the great language does
not recognize buff head.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Really, I'm finishing the book that comes out.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I've writen a book, a new one that comes out
in August, and the buff head is in there, the
phrase you're buffhead, and spell check does not like that.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It wanted to say happen to do separate words.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I now have to leave a note that I'm aware
that it's not a widely known word around the world,
but it does make sense. Buff You know we're talking
about Australian words. Buffett. It's a great term, a acceptable
term of abuse.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yes, it's awesome idiots, but in a soft way.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yes, I've never ever heard of it. The first boss
I ever had in radio, and in nineteen ninety eight, was
a mad Australian called Steve and here routinely after shows
I'd have to listen back to brace her brutal way
to learn, but very very effective, and he would when
he didn't like a break, he would pause it and
just go buffed. That was the simple code for he
didn't like that, then he'd forward wind if he didn't
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say buffed.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I thought, okay, we're working progress here.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
You can also have a massive head though.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's yeah, and someone else told me it's a muscular
thick idiot.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, oh well I didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I think it's got about three or four meanings.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, it goes back to it's an old term Australian
words to Roman time. Oh yes, Calikula once called one
of his charges of buffet.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
All right, so we're going back.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
To our Australian phonetic alphabet.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Now, Rhea, what have we got at the moment?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
All right, we got some great ones.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
We've got A forra kubra, B for bogan, D for drongo,
F for flaming.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Glad, G for goonbag, H for how is it going?
Speaker 6 (11:56):
K for knockoffs, We've got P for palm, aff for rackoff,
S for She'll be right, why for Jenna, and Z
for ziabots.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, some more one's here. Bron Win Fritz.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That really your surname, which is another great phrase, isn't it.
It's on the Fritz. I love that word Christian. If
why is yeah naw, then Shanny the n should be
now yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
True, Yes, you've got to have them in verse.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, well done, bro when great use of the word
in versus. When on breakfast Radio area that's taking the shows.
I Q up to almost six now listener Chris n
for not happy jam. Yes, well done Chris, thank you.
And also the same guy gives us teeth at all?
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah, mostly abuse again Yeah, Renny, he's got sea for
chicken salt.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh yes, I love chicken salt.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's a great invention. Chicken sold.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Do you have it in the UK?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Never hadn't so moved here and it doesn't it make
your chips ten times better?
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh my god? Love chicken sol Christian. What about Kafer
came up?
Speaker 9 (13:00):
And you could also add A for encho?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
What about also E for sh a Yes he is
not down with Eski. You can't know that.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
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Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes said I was going through my bank accounts and
suddenly saw that I was paying for something had been
for a couple of years that wasn't aware. So I
put on the family group chat who is this? I
appeared to be paying for the New York Times Crossword.
And it is certainly not me the New York Times Crossword.
I've checked with your mum. It's not her. One of
you two egg ed's is doing the New York Times
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crosser on my dollar. It's my nineteen year old daughter.
And I said to her, I said, you know the
New York Times Crossword. I said, that's that revered has
been one of the hardest in the world. And she goes,
oh my god, it's so hard. She said, I tell
you got what really helps with it is CHATCHYPT. And
I said, I'm not paying to make chat GPT smarter
by feeding it the New York Times Crossword. So I said,
(14:01):
let's do it together.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
If I said, if you can't do do at least
half of it, I'm canceling it.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
She actually smashed it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
However, I've got one of the clues I want to
try on you guys right.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Now, please please.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
The clue was two words, first word, five letters, second
word three letters best friends friends.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
She did best friends, two words, a five letter word
and a three letter word friends.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Wow, that's that.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'll throw it uprom tow Udians right now as well,
if anyone wants to how we go on it? O
four seven five three one O four three She got it.
I was stunned.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Our phonetic alphabet of Australia.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's have a look what you're sending in right now.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
We're trying to do the eight Z panetic alphabet, the
Australian phonetic couphabet Morning Tracy. C for Criikee in honor
of Steve Owin Criikee. Yes. T for tinny. Well you've
got two versions of tinny. You've got the bear and
obviously the little boat.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
You could be having a tinny in a tinny. Yes,
def great one. S for snitty, Oh yes, C for
Champ Christian. It's one of the biggest insults you receipts.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
In this country, all right, Champ D for Drongo, Yes,
great one.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Wow, this is hot off the press.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
K for King Street, the rumbel on King Street, thirty
two million US around the world for that chair throwing King. Yes,
Jimmy de Garbo says, what about ask garbologist chief for Garbo, Yes,
Jimmy Christian, who the hell opens a restaurant next to
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a strip club?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Good?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Question do you go and get a bite to eat before?
I don't know how it works. I don't know, all right, Rio,
what are we left with? What letters?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Don't we have anything for?
Speaker 6 (15:59):
We need a V, we need a W, we need
an X, we need a J, and we need a
U and a Q.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay, we're getting a lot of same word for the
word W. I don't want to say out on it.
I think it's got a rude term of abuse. You know,
the one I want about Rise's banker. We're not that
kind of show. Try to reach under corn and Jackie O.
That's every other word there The.
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Now, Rosie, yours is quite an unusual one. It says
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Speaker 12 (17:20):
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The cake?
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You guys really need that first year is beautiful and brutal,
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Yeah?
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What's his name?
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Sylvio? Great name, Sylvia is a strong young boy's name.
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And how is Silvio going through the night?
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He sweeps all the way through the night. Yeah, he's amazing.
I was not blessed with one of those. My two
daughters were not all all through the night. Hey, listen,
I'm so glad you entered this. When is your son's birthday?
Speaker 12 (18:15):
It's already been.
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Oh how was that cake, by the way, was it nice?
Speaker 13 (18:23):
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Right, well this is a deposit for next year's cake
as well. Well yeah, yeah, all right, I hope you
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Speaker 14 (20:56):
Sorry, it's in Sydney at the moment.
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Do you work in a freezer somewhere very cozy? But
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Where is it?
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Park out the front there.
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It was sunset on the beach having done down a cocktail.
Had a better weekend than I have, so yes.
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It had it. Swap overy yesterday though through Awena gave
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Correct, she's in Bateman's Bay?
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Is that where it is now? It's on its week,
it's still in.
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Touchdown in Bateman's Bay.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Not a an easy place to get it moving. I
mean how many people live there?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Small coastal town or bay or American? Yeah, oh so
a decent side that's not total eight thousand Still, that's
still no, that's still good. We did get a call
from a guy called Steve who lives there but isn't.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Going anywhere near Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Absolutely no, he's happy, happy to house it for as
long as it's going to need to be there till
the fifth of February.
Speaker 14 (22:38):
Then he goes overseas.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Can't leave the key under a under a pebble for
one of our listens. Probably not.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
He's going for a month.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Where is that Friday that you yeah, Friday, Thursday, Thursday. Yes,
we've got until Thursday to shift it. Correct from Bateman Bay?
Now do you think someone might be driving from Sydney
to Melbourne that might go.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Is that dropping down at all?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
That's the slow way to go, because that's going down
the south coast. The fast way is to sort of
head out west, and.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Sometimes in life his great to just enjoy the journey.
Sure about their destination.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
I agree, but that doesn't mean people are doing it.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You know what we need one of our truck drivers.
They drive those long megau justices all the time.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yes, is get you know, you get up, you pick
up the cabana, Maybe stretch your legs, go for a
little walk on the beach.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, got his little truck stops? Yeah, okay, okay. I
don't know how many even go through Bateman's Bay.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Again, I think they're more likely, No, I think they're
more likely to head out onto the highway rather than
go through the small sort of coastal streets of Bateman's Bay.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Suddenly, we're going to make ourselves very unpopular with a
bit of Suddenly truck drivers start rolling through. Why have
they changed their route? English guys doing the national radio show? Wait,
they've given an English guy national radio show. All right,
so can anyone please help us? So tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
It Hitsan's Bay.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Right, okay?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And then we got to get it to Melbourne and
then from Melbourne to Adelaide and then from Adelaide to Perth.
Prior toy this week though, please go get a capana
from Bateman Bay if you can help us and you
could hear my words.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Coming up in five minutes time, first time we've ever
done anything like this. We're owning up a very exclusive
inner circle. Yeah you might be a listener, but are
you in the Brightsiders Platinum Club. The first memberships are
given away in five minutes time.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
There's a debate going on, probably one that's happening right
around Australian a lot of households. It's a TV show
that actually stands for mating absolute ferals, otherwise known commonly
as maths. So it's a debate, Patsy, whether or not
to watch this season.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Oh, there's no debate. This happens. This happens every year
in our household. My husband Chris the Love God, swears
that it's an abomination in inverted commas. We are not
watching that horrible experiment. It's a bad example on our
teenage daughter Audrey and I absolutely salivate over it. We
(25:07):
love it so much, so we book the big Telly,
the main Telly.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I loved that phrase. You're right, Patsy, everyone's got the
main Telly.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I I an argument.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Last week because I thought I had it unofficially booked out,
but apparently she had it booked out for a TV show.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
She's now, I've stopped watching it. Silo.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
She absolutely looks at a TV show silo. She's like, Chris,
I just need I just need my time on this
TV Please can you go to the smaller one?
Speaker 9 (25:33):
Well, that's the thing. And we said to him, listen,
you know this is our show. This is our show.
But you know what the ironic thing is is that
he said this last season and as he walked past
the Telly, he kind of just like glanced. And the
next thing, he's sitting on the couch watching it, and
then the next night he's making a cup of tea
in time.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
He's got opinions on it, he's got favorites. It's a
Sledberry slope. Be strong, Chris, Because I was the same
as Chris during Lockdown. That TV show actually was a
chance for us to come together and watch something. And
then one night suddenly I saw something. I had an epiphany,
and I never watched it again. One night we were
watching it and like, everyone want to watch that show.
(26:14):
A terrible thing to say, but it gives you some
sort of you feel good judging people. I don't like
saying this. I don't like that party, but I'm just
being honest. You feel good laughing and judging people. Right.
And then as the show ended and I turned the
TV off, the reflection on the screen was of me
and my family, and suddenly I had this epiphany.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Youre like, wait, we're laughing at ourselves. I'm not judging there.
I'm judging myself.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
It's a mirror.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
And I was like, oh, I can't watch the show anymore.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
But it does pull you in.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You think Steve, Steve Wizard and I we're going to
do a maths podcast.
Speaker 14 (26:46):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
No, no, no, we really.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Got into it a couple of years ago. I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I can't watch it anymore. I can't watch it anymore.
I'm out now. Because whenever we caught up, we're always like, hey.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Can you believe he's doing that? But heves like that,
why you're with that guy?
Speaker 9 (26:59):
So we ask yourself it's like who in a relationship
now one of these people is single. But it's so
well produced, well done.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You have to handle those producers. They know to daytime drinking.
That show is brought to you a daytime drinking. You
watch the sort of timeline they get there and it's
like really bright, like midday by the time it's that
they're clinking the glass for the sit down there say
it's nighttime. They've been on it all day and then
it will get red face shouty. Someone always storms, someone
(27:28):
always starts ripping off the microphone down and anyway.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Those dinner parties are chaos.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's a human zoo with boost.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Yeah, it's like bloodshed.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So you're in. Yeah, absolutely, Chris will be in as well.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Good morning, It's to Christian O'Connell Show live across Australia. Christian,
there is no debate in our house, no maps. My
wife and I watched the first series out of curiosity
Show Show Show Show, so we all said, it's more
from a scientific point of view to human nature and
we're never gone back. Christian was the answer for the
(28:05):
crossword porky pig No oh, yeah, still no right answers.
So I found out my nine year old daughter has
been using my credit card to get a digital version
of the New York Times Crossword. I called out, you said,
when I didn't know you were doing this. She goes, yeah,
I do it with a chat GPT. I went, we're
not paying too smart and chat EPT and I said,
(28:26):
try and do one now.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
And she pretty much did it myself, all right.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
And now there was one clue, which was best friends
two words, first word five letters, second word three letters.
I had nothing, and then she goes, I got it.
Bosom pals. Yeah, no, it was that was a clue.
That was the answer, Yeah, bosom pal. Yeah, it's an
old phrase.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Yeah, never heard that phrase. You haven't, bosom pal Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And I said to LIUs, how do you know that?
She goes, oh, when was a little going, I read
the books and of green Gables and it was in
there a lot. Yes, And she goes, I think it's.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
An old word.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
And when it's a really old word or the chest area,
and she goes to you to spell it, and I went,
for sure now to spell it, but I didn't. I
thought it was b usumbo bosom bo oh let's as
quick they knows this guy's a big old bosom man.
So yeah, I hope that puts out of your misery.
(29:24):
Thank you very much. It's the start of week three
for us on our new national show, five Cities one
Radio show. And as people come into the show, maybe
don't know too much about us. We've been in Melbourne
for last seven and a half years and now we're
in Sydney, We're in Brisbane, we're in Adelaide, and we
are in Perth. And we like to think that, hopefully,
if we get this right with you guys, we're building
(29:44):
something a bit different here. If you are new to
the show, I can down from your messages and your
emails that you're saying you are picking up that we
do something different about the way we put the show together.
And I'm not saying that means it's better. It's just
that it's different. I'm not into buying your ears. We
don't give away tons and tons of money two hundred
and three one hundred thousand dollars to listen to the show.
(30:06):
We're not about stunts. We're not about chasing headline. It's
not interested in show bit's gone up. It's about something else,
and the best way we can sum it up is
we call it the bright side of the dial.
Speaker 13 (30:16):
Always look on the broad side of the dial. The
Christian o'connal Show will make you smile. If your day's
just begun with clouds instead of sun, your socks don't match,
(30:36):
no battery on your phone, if the news is pretty grim,
dread and going to the gym, just remember, silly bugger,
you're not alone, and always.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Look on the broad side.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Of the dog.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So that's us.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
And if you are a listener of ours, whether you
or you you've been listening for a couple of years,
you are a bright Sider automatically. Now we really want
to build something a bit different with the radio show,
something that lives after the show ends at nine o'clock,
which is why we're launching this today. We're launching this
is what I've never done before and twenty eight years
of radio. It is a Bright Sider's Platinum Club. And
(31:16):
I believe you've written a song for this. Yes, yes,
let's ever listen. We're about to give away the first
ever memberships.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Welcome to the Platinum Club. Christian O'Connell's Show.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
It's an exclusive title that Christian has bestow.
Speaker 13 (31:31):
You're a bright Sider now a member of the club.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
You don't need no money, honey, just bring your light
and love.
Speaker 15 (31:38):
It's the Platinum.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
Welcome to the Platinum Club Club.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I mean it's good effort.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
It's a bit of a gear change.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yes, well done, well done, well done. I won't say
now hand it all right. We're talking about the bright
Side is Platinum Club, not just being a listener to
a show. Part of the Inner Circle. So I'm giving
away the first fifty memberships this morning on the show,
only fifty the small another fifty tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So what do you get if you're a bright.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Sider any part of the Platinum Club. You get your
own digital and actual bright Siders Platinum Club Card.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Three things you get.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
First of all, you get your own unique founding member status.
You might be number seven, you might be number one,
you might be number ten. Now this might grow, there
might be thousands by the end of the year, but
you'll be one of the original the OG founding members.
Second thing you get is access to a private Facebook group.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
It's the Inner Circle.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
You will find out time wastes the day before anybody else. Also,
first alerts for a lot of other things this year.
We're going to be hosting a lot of meetups around Australia.
When we're giving away gig tickets, you'll find out the
day before we announce them on the show. You get
us you can help shape some of the ideas we're
going to be doing this year and beyond in that
inner group. This is a private Facebook group for bright
(33:02):
Side of Platinum Club members only. And then the third
thing Every Friday, I will send you a message from
me to you from the lighthouse.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
So it's three things all I need right now.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Who wants to be one of the og founding members
of the bright Siders Platinum Club. Call in the first
fifty spots are going by nine o'clock this morning. Lines
are open now thirteen fifty five twenty two. All I
need to do is why do you want a number?
What number do you want and why? Maybe your kid
(33:35):
is seven this year, so that's why you want the
number seven. Maybe it's your age, maybe it's your house number,
maybe it's a lucky number. What number do you want
and why? Call me thirteen fifty five twenty two. And
you can also text in four seven five three one
oh four three hurry first fifty going today the.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I cannot stop watching that clip. You'll know if we
would go that clip, you'll know what clip King Street,
the chair being thrown. I want someone to put the
Benny Hill music under it.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
This is what the.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Internet is invented for, is people to waste valuable time
on lunacy like that that clip you get throw an
Atmo strip club the best thing. Who's pick up some furniture,
throw it at your mate and knock him to the ground.
We need this under it. Yeah, this under it makes
everything go.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Okay or slow moo and a titanic thing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Both of those cuts need to be done today. All right,
So we are giving away founding members status to the
first ever bright Siders Platinum Club. This is We've never
done us before. It's an inner circle. We quit you
bright side this if you listen to that this show,
(34:51):
we call it the bright side of the Dial. If
you're part of the bright Side Is Platinum Club, you
get three things. First of all, you get your unique
founding member number. One number do you want and why?
Text me oh four five three one oh four three.
You also get access to private members group we're going
to host on facecrip on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
We're going to be in there. We're going to call
it the Inner Circle.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
You get first alert to everything before we talk about
it on the show.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You get to hear about it.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You also get to know the time whisters when Rio
and I get to hear about them. You probably won't
be surprised to know that we don't find out when
you do. We give ourselves a solid twenty four hours notice,
and you know what, doesn't make any difference. You're still
better than us every single day. I don't know if
anyone's noticed that anyway. You get twenty four hours notice
on that as well, and then every Friday you'll get
a private message from me from the lighthouse. Right now,
(35:42):
you just need to tell us what numbers you want
and why.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Now, quite a few of.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
You there's only fifty spots being a given away today,
want to lay claim to number one. I want to
already say that that is already gone. There's a man
who's a big part of my story and this show's
story in Australia no longer round, but he will always
be remembered very deeply by a lot of especially me
and my family. Peter Logan is number one, all right?
Some of the other spots, then this is fantastic. About
(36:07):
why you want these numbers? Christian King Eric Here, King
Eric is a dad of fourteen kids.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Tea, Guess what number he wants? What forty?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Okay, hang on, let me display the fanfare. Now founding
member fourteen, King Eric, Eric Lang, Welcome to the club, Christian.
I love to have number eight as my OG number,
and not only is my favorite number, also represents infinity
(36:38):
when it's turned on its side.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
True.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Okay, Mark Rochwood's member number eight. Now I've got two
different fan fits, Nathan Christian, I can't call it in
them at work. I love part of the Platinum Club.
Can I be number forty seven? It's my current age.
I'm very happy to be forty seven. I feel like
I'm in twenty one. I still play footy. I'm fitter
(37:02):
than most of the team members I know. Been listening
since twenty twenty. I love the show and you are
number forty seven. Guys, are you ready to meet lucky
number seven? Yeah? Becky tuning in at three thirty am.
(37:23):
You know which part of the country that is? That
is way three thirty am.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Why know even I wouldn't get up at three thirty am.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
My hostess show, Becky imandaa Wa listens some three thirty
am most mornings for the last fifteen months. Love to
Be Lucky number seven, Christian. The show brings me joined laughter,
Love to be a Bright Suny. Yes you can, Lisa
in Sydney. You listen to the show the last two
weeks really enjoying it. Can I be number eighty eight?
(37:56):
Double digits, double luck? Let's go, Yes, Lisa in Sydney. Yeah,
Stuart's Christian. I'd like number nine. Have we given away
number nine?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Ninety three nine, because that's how many time wasters I
have on Wow, you've definitely deserved your platinum member. That's incredible. Christian.
I want to be number sixty seven. I've got teenage
kids who I can scound call to my teenage kids.
They love going six seven six seven. You're in. Let's
(38:28):
go to Let's go to Brad. Listen right now, Welcome Brads,
Morning Morning, Brad. So where actually listen to a show
from Sydney. Welcome to the show, thanksgiving us a call
and welcome to the bright Side is Platinum Club? What
number do you want my number ten new Army preset
number ten and it's broken, so you're it. And yeah
(38:49):
double nine double biggest wow in radio, it's all about
getting up to preset number one. But that's that's a
good place to stop getting to know each other. I'd
like to nable the end of the end of the
year with us, any movement from a new entry at
number ten. Who we got now, come on down, Debbie,
Come on in, Debbie listening Melbourne, Come on in debs
(39:12):
hy Hey day, I'm good Debbie. So welcome to the
bright Siders Plantnum Club.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
You're in. What number do you want?
Speaker 15 (39:18):
I want twenty six because that's my birthday.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay, twenty six. You can have twenty six, Debbie. It's
number twenty six. Founded member number twenty six. Teresa, Good morning,
Welcome to the show. Welcome the bright Siders.
Speaker 12 (39:32):
Hi, my name is Teresa.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I'm from Colorado and the Northern Beaches.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Welcome to thanksgiving us a bird.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
First of all, that's all right, I've already got one
of your mugs, so I've got a to my collection.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Let's make it formal.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Welcome to the bright Side of twenty four, Number twenty four,
it's Teresa or the Northern Beaches. That's my birthday, which
month October? Okay, we'll make a note, we'll send you
a car. Thank Let's go to Nicole. Welcome Nicole.
Speaker 15 (40:04):
Thanks Christian. I'd love to be number eleven. Please lucky eleven.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I don't think we've got le Now why the number eleven.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
For you in the brassa I was born on the eleventh.
Or my family when they play sport at number eleven,
and it's deeply entrenched in our family, number eleven.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Number eleven.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Well, can continue your bright Sider founding member number eleven.
Speaker 15 (40:24):
Excellent, Thank you, and.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Let's go to Jimmy the Garbo, who I do know
has been an early listener to me when people were
not quite sure whether or not they were going to
be listening for long. Jimmy, you one of the ogs. Yes,
you're definitely bright Sider. You've always been a bright Sider.
Speaker 15 (40:41):
Oh, good morning to Macon'll be listening to you since
support the June twenty eighteen. And I love you all.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Bless you, Jimmy, and I love you as well. Thanks mate.
You're in what number do you want.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
Jimmy, number twenty eight It's my lucky number. My sons
were born fas sounds were born on the twenty eighth.
My wife's lacrosse number was twenty eight. Their house number
twenty eight. Really good going now.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
There are significant numbers sometimes in our lives. Jimmy, that's you.
Thank you very much. Keep these coming.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Christian O'Connell show, Go On podcast.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
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week and then the new host, Sobrecca Gibney is calling
the show in the next ten minutes. Right now, time
for your brand new this week's mishard lyrics.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
It's just another misshard Monday.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. Everybody on the show, we play
back your mishard lyrics that you send in us. We
play them back if we agree what you think you're mishearing,
if we do not hear it. Now for the great
ones in Hall of Favor. Now, last morning we had
two Hall of Famers. Nicola Edgar had this song skin
(42:00):
Deep from the stranglers. You better watch out for the
schoolies'll watch out the Scott Fergson has slipknot the heretic anthem.
What's it like to be a hairy chick? That's the
level of the Hall of Famous. I got brand new
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once here. First up we go to listener Clayton Christian.
I have a misshard from the speech at the start
of w d L's banger Bob's beat in the original,
then the samplers. In the background, was the growing struggle
between two great powers?
Speaker 3 (42:37):
In the background, was the growing struggle between the great powers?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh was it a very different kind of struggle.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
In the background was the groin struggle between two great
powers and those great powers.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
In the background was the growing struggle between the great powers.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Again you hear that groin struggle.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
It's to chuckle when I hear it in the sports
news Framatics he's got a groin strain or he's into
the groin.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
In the background was the growing struggle.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Between Clayton well done, that's all of favor?
Speaker 15 (43:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Who we got here? Ali? Ali? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Run it, Chris Brown. If he ain't let me know,
or has he already eaten? If he ate let me know,
because there's no point picking up anything from Red Rooster
if he's already eaten.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yes, I love that one word. And Alice.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Kelly Keane's been listening to fall Out Boy. This ain't
a scene. It's an arms race. This ain't a scene.
It's a goddamn arms race. Or has someone got a
backside for a face? Less than this ain't a scene,
it's a goddamn asked face.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It feels like he's emphasizing that word like there's no
way any other words. And ask race. I'm now mishearing,
not ask face, which is what Kenny's hearing. I'm hearing
(44:20):
ass race. It's a race for backsides. Other Wise it's
all good. As She's been listening to Sex and Five
Kings of Leon. It's not forever, or is it? Jessica Alba,
(44:42):
Oh my god, Crystal Clear, Jessica Alba very good ash
And Jemma is a junior listener eleven years old. She's
been listening to Body by Loud Luxury, Oh my, oh my,
oh my, sense you know that one A my sounds
(45:07):
like you've been listening to other a D shows. Please
don't do that, or if you tell me you listen
to another breakfast show. An angel loses its wings anyway, Jimmy,
Jimmy is hearing from the Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
We caught the bright start the door.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Homer Homer Simpson. That's one of the strongest ones of
the year. Jemma, that's great, Homer Homer Homer Simpson. Jemma,
you might be one of our youngest ever in Hall
(45:46):
of Fame. Wild Don Jemmy has always emailed me twenty
four to seven whenever you miss.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Here of the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Live across Australia. Sometimes sorry, we're doing some budget cutbacks
in the moment. They found it's cheaper once a week
to turn the show off for twenty minut you know,
welcome to the Radio of Austerity. I'll steer times, folks,
or steer times. I heard inn Alyxis sports news, all
(46:22):
the stuff about what a huge mega success, biggest Australian
Open ever, the now bigger plans. Hear this the big
Boss Craig is talking about a Vegas style sphere. Now
I'm mister positive, I'm mister Breitstein. However, all I will
say is for my observations in the city larst cut
is what about that.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Big will true? Just through in terms of.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I just worry, Yes, that the Vegas sphere is supposed
to be incredible.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I worry about the aussy version of that. We couldn't
even do.
Speaker 13 (46:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
All I'm saying is get a couple of quotes from
the trades before you commit any money to that AO. Nope,
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What a mis hell of a mixer. Don't get it
mixed up?
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Go and see Hamnet, which is supposed to be a
very intense movie, and going when does jap Back come.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Serious movie for him?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
What do you think of the top five most light
subjects by Australian high schoolers. Ooh, drama at number five.
History not in there. What do you mean You can't
say that you're ignorantraates. History is how we learn.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
About I did a lot of history.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
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I'm just judging what everyone else I was like.
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I was like you once and then at some point
in your middle age, a DNA becomes out to you
get really into history. You start watching the History Channel,
my favorite channel. You start buying up all the.
Speaker 7 (48:15):
History books or documentaries.
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Give it time, I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
In the next three years, suddenly on a recommendation station
you'll be talking about some history documentaries top five. Drama
at number five. For designing technology, I used to love that.
No is to love it because you don't have to
do that much. You know, you make it.
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We made a letter opener for my parents.
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My parents weren't the kind to people that a good
Downton Abbey in my life look not a bronze letter opener.
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Not getting much correspondence.
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Who gives teenage teenagers access to weapons that you're making
at school? All you're doing after school is like jousting
with each other? R Is it number three? Maths at
number two? Math's a number two? Come on, I don't
see a lot of evidence around that in this country.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Of course. It's Australia, a mate.
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Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, we see how that pays off
in the Winter Olympics that starts this week. All right,
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Cross country for old men?
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Hideous?
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Tom Cruise got a B plus minority report card?
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Yeah yeah, Silver.
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Good morning, Rio, Good morning, Good morning, Alex, Morning Alex.
Did you also step and watch all the tennis last night?
I went to bed at eleven thirty last night. Me too, Yeah,
I did. I didn't want to stop. I was going
(00:49):
to I'm going to watch it for an hour or so.
I see Sunday night. We've got an early start in
the morning and that doing the radio show. But I
got the feeling that this was going to be a
historic moment, and it was tennis changing hands. He just
felt like you're watching a significant moment in history. You
had Raffa in the crowd overseeing it all as well,
like a kind of Yoda. In fact, he's aged guys.
(01:12):
I'm sure Djokovic was like, man, that's slow down that
retirement talk bloody. How Rafa looked like he was like Benjamin,
but was like, he doesn't. He looked a lot older.
All of a sudden, he looked, ill, keep swinging that racket. Guys,
you're stuck in the eternal court for the rest of
your years.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
The hairline was.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's gone along with along with the Grand slams Aging
is brutal. But anyway, and then what Carlos an Choris
plays with this joyous enthusiasm where I was watching yesterday,
it didn't on Jokovic. She realized, you know, he had
all the expectations on him. He knew where he was
in his career, and it's Carlos just like he's playing
(01:55):
for fun.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Yes, I saw him before the match, just dancing around.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He's wiping out in the locker room. That's the Spanish
for you. You know, they have some of that man Cheger.
They have a lot of So they get up, they
start dancing. They late in the evening, guys, Yeah, that's
what they are. They come out to parties, sleep all day,
maybe do half an hour work in the morning. Then
he shut the shop up. They sleep all day.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I've been there. Everything shut From about half ten. They
go back to mama's place.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
They have a big, heavy pasta meal and then they
go and snows for a bit, you know, then they're
going walk the donkey through the village.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I've been there, Alice, What did you think? Who were
you on? I was? I was hoping for Carlos to win.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
I never thought I'd be going for Novak Djokovic in
the final. I really was. I was behind him because
he's thirty eight years old. I was. I was going
for the oldies. And the age gap was sixteen years.
Can you believe that sixteen years?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I know?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And then so how many string opens as Jokovic one
was at ten or.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
That he's one ten? He was going through his eleventh.
He's also going for his twenty fifth Grand Slam title,
breaking his own record.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
We've only made it to ten shows.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
No, well done, well done, Carlos. It was incredible, really
really good. And the other age gap I was, as
I heard last night the commentator, I think it was
Jim Curry, yea seventeen years between Jimmy Connors and Ken
Rosewall in the nineteen seventy four women.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And so yeah, the gage gap. I'm not sure that
really puts into any context. Some ancient reference about fifty
years ago that let's talk about the stats of Margaret
cour I love useless day, a really good one.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I am.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
At one point, I didn't realize how deadly Djokovic's when
there's a roof.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Over his head.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
At one point the commentators go, oh, no, wonder they
were whispering as well the commentation. Yes, they're quite hushed
and reverential. Now, no wonder, our crasts is very upset
at the moment they're beginning to bring the two parts
of the roof together, and our crass wasn't happy about
our into it is that and obviously he there was
(03:54):
a gap in the translation in Spanish and English, but
why are you closing the roof? But he kept them
with hands. He was miming for us all to see
the various older every official that they sent a speech
and was getting older and older and older. Anymore, they're
going to send Raffa down. Okay, Yoda's up there, don't
bring him down. He's enough to take that blanket off
his legs. And he was.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And then the commentators went.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You already don't want to blame Jokovic with a roof
over his head?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
He is.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I started googling it, well, how good is he he
is deadly with a roof over his head.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's a the.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Commentations of the way I looked around to my door
on the country and the bloody owner wonder.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Deadly with that?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Why is he so good? What does it change with
the roof closed.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Well, apparently the humidity in the air as well is
a big deal because the balls, when they get fluffy,
they go through the ear.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
This is my life story, the amount of times that
my performance has been offective with fluffy balls. It's a
roof over my head. That's why we have to have
outside always, my wife or not.
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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I was watching the final last night and they have
these all the big overhead shots where suddenly they look
at and you see the whole precinct. You see Melbourne
part lit up in the evening and I felt proud.
It looked incredible. Those scenes be going all around the world.
Also around the world this weekend. Another incredible moment of
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sport really and athleticism is the chair throw on King Street.
Let's just call it the rumbel on King Street thirty
one million.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Views, one million views.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Now I'm not saying that Carlos been the youngest Australian
open is in global news, but I doubt it's got
thirty one million views. However, two guys getting thrown out
of a strip club in Australia and then one of
the guys deciding to show the bouncer as a lesson
by throwing a chair that doesn't hit the bounces all
this stablishment.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But it's his mate in.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
The back of the head sending him sprawl into the street.
That is the divining age of Australia this weekend. That's
what the world's going. Wow, wee what a country. That's matship.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
It is the cleanest hit I've ever seen. I've watched
the UF seen.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Nothing that volt can do anything as good as that. Wow,
so many random.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Moments now I'm a word of Obviously, we're speaking to
people all over Australia right now. Here's the thing you
need to know about King Street. It's where David Attenborough
could commentate on the wildlife around there King Street. Every
city and area around the world has an area like that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Stuff happens.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yes, for Sydney, the equivalent will probably be King's Cross.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
It's just very very news reports to us what they
call it an adult entertainment establishment, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Just call it was.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's a strip club, right, We're all adults here. It's
a strip club. It's just that so many decisions, so
many moments must have gone through.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So there's two guys.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
They get thrown out, and then one of guys thinks,
I know what's going to restore our dignity here.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm going to throw some furniture.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
This is the smart move in this situation.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I don't know if you could still be mates close
mates with someone through a chair hit you in the
back of the head. You become iconic, viral around the world,
millions of people all around the world.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You just hit the deck.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And then of the fact that the image of the
bouncer come running out, I bet that must be just
a rough old job, right down with idiots. Okay, Suddenly
the first time in the years you've had something to
laugh at, and he laughs, Oh my god, this pure
joy on his face as someone's been decked by his
mate and a flying chair.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
He literally pointed him and tackles. It's incredible.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
There needs to be a statue. It's an iconic moment.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I think it's a tourist attraction.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You know, people want to go and look at the apostles,
the mcg ganany King Street outside that gentleman establishment.
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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Thirty two million views over the weekend for this definitive
Australian News new news story. It does mean more people
have seen this than will happened at the Australian Open.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I don't know what we learned from that.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm not smart enough to try, but just listen to
their some Paul Dowsey there from Channel seven.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
A chair thrown outside a strip club hit some man
in the head and he got it down hard. It
happened here around nine to twenty last night on King
Street in the city, outside Bar twenty. The man and
the mate had been inside but were thrown out. One
of them grabbed a chair from a restaurant next door,
despite staff and customers there trying to stop him, and
(08:42):
it's suspected it was trying to throw it at security
at the front door, but instead it hit his mate
in the head.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Now I'm watching Less with my family.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
My wife goes to me about what At least one
of them listens to your show. Ay, hey, it's a mine.
It's a welcome of the bright said, it's a broad
it's a broad church we have here.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now, you know, someone's just messing a.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Show, saying that one of them, the guy that through
the chair, apparently works at a furniture store.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
This story can't get any better? Is that true?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Way around a chair is not?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Because everybody, now all of us your own broadcast channel.
Because now it's just like, what are those people filming it?
There was some shot I message team last night, go
back on the internet. There's a new footage that's been released.
There's a prude footage. Someone filming it from across the street,
a prudus film, I said, which is a better angle?
(09:39):
I'm like, hang on, who was filming by twenty Saturday
half nine on their phone? That captures this? One of
their partners. I guess it was tailing them. Plus I
couldn't help, But what are you recon passed? They look
like middle aged guys.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Yeah, they do, like they've got a wife and kids.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Suddenly Sunday morning, someone said to one of those guys,
how was your night with Dave last night? By the way, Yeah,
you know, yes, went out for aft You quiet beers?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Are you bleeding from the back of the heads?
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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Tell you one thing I learned over the weekend spell check,
because you know a lot of these spell checks do
American English, their bastardied version of the great language does
not recognize buff head.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Really, I'm finishing the book that comes out.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I've writen a book, a new one that comes out
in August, and the buff head is in there, the
phrase you're buffhead, and spell check does not like that.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It wanted to say happen to do separate words.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I now have to leave a note that I'm aware
that it's not a widely known word around the world,
but it does make sense. Buff You know we're talking
about Australian words. Buffett. It's a great term, a acceptable
term of abuse.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Yes, it's awesome idiots, but in a soft way.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yes, I've never ever heard of it. The first boss
I ever had in radio, and in nineteen ninety eight, was
a mad Australian called Steve and here routinely after shows
I'd have to listen back to brace her brutal way
to learn, but very very effective, and he would when
he didn't like a break, he would pause it and
just go buffed. That was the simple code for he
didn't like that, then he'd forward wind if he didn't
(11:19):
say buffed.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I thought, okay, we're working progress here.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
You can also have a massive head though.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's yeah, and someone else told me it's a muscular
thick idiot.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, oh well I didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I think it's got about three or four meanings.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, it goes back to it's an old term Australian
words to Roman time. Oh yes, Calikula once called one
of his charges of buffet.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
All right, so we're going back.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
To our Australian phonetic alphabet.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Now, Rhea, what have we got at the moment?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
All right, we got some great ones.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
We've got A forra kubra, B for bogan, D for drongo,
F for flaming.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Glad, G for goonbag, H for how is it going?
Speaker 6 (11:56):
K for knockoffs, We've got P for palm, aff for rackoff,
S for She'll be right, why for Jenna, and Z
for ziabots.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay, some more one's here. Bron Win Fritz.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That really your surname, which is another great phrase, isn't it.
It's on the Fritz. I love that word Christian. If
why is yeah naw, then Shanny the n should be
now yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
True, Yes, you've got to have them in verse.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, well done, bro when great use of the word
in versus. When on breakfast Radio area that's taking the shows.
I Q up to almost six now listener Chris n
for not happy jam. Yes, well done Chris, thank you.
And also the same guy gives us teeth at all?
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah, mostly abuse again Yeah, Renny, he's got sea for
chicken salt.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh yes, I love chicken salt.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's a great invention. Chicken sold.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Do you have it in the UK?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Never hadn't so moved here and it doesn't it make
your chips ten times better?
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh my god? Love chicken sol Christian. What about Kafer
came up?
Speaker 9 (13:00):
And you could also add A for encho?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
What about also E for sh a Yes he is
not down with Eski. You can't know that.
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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes said I was going through my bank accounts and
suddenly saw that I was paying for something had been
for a couple of years that wasn't aware. So I
put on the family group chat who is this? I
appeared to be paying for the New York Times Crossword.
And it is certainly not me the New York Times Crossword.
I've checked with your mum. It's not her. One of
you two egg ed's is doing the New York Times
(13:37):
crosser on my dollar. It's my nineteen year old daughter.
And I said to her, I said, you know the
New York Times Crossword. I said, that's that revered has
been one of the hardest in the world. And she goes,
oh my god, it's so hard. She said, I tell
you got what really helps with it is CHATCHYPT. And
I said, I'm not paying to make chat GPT smarter
by feeding it the New York Times Crossword. So I said,
(14:01):
let's do it together.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
If I said, if you can't do do at least
half of it, I'm canceling it.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
She actually smashed it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
However, I've got one of the clues I want to
try on you guys right.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Now, please please.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
The clue was two words, first word, five letters, second
word three letters best friends friends.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
She did best friends, two words, a five letter word
and a three letter word friends.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Wow, that's that.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I'll throw it uprom tow Udians right now as well,
if anyone wants to how we go on it? O
four seven five three one O four three She got it.
I was stunned.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Our phonetic alphabet of Australia.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's have a look what you're sending in right now.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
We're trying to do the eight Z panetic alphabet, the
Australian phonetic couphabet Morning Tracy. C for Criikee in honor
of Steve Owin Criikee. Yes. T for tinny. Well you've
got two versions of tinny. You've got the bear and
obviously the little boat.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
You could be having a tinny in a tinny. Yes,
def great one. S for snitty, Oh yes, C for
Champ Christian. It's one of the biggest insults you receipts.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
In this country, all right, Champ D for Drongo, Yes,
great one.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Wow, this is hot off the press.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
K for King Street, the rumbel on King Street, thirty
two million US around the world for that chair throwing King. Yes,
Jimmy de Garbo says, what about ask garbologist chief for Garbo, Yes,
Jimmy Christian, who the hell opens a restaurant next to
(15:47):
a strip club?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Good?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Question do you go and get a bite to eat before?
I don't know how it works. I don't know, all right, Rio,
what are we left with? What letters?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Don't we have anything for?
Speaker 6 (15:59):
We need a V, we need a W, we need
an X, we need a J, and we need a
U and a Q.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Okay, we're getting a lot of same word for the
word W. I don't want to say out on it.
I think it's got a rude term of abuse. You know,
the one I want about Rise's banker. We're not that
kind of show. Try to reach under corn and Jackie O.
That's every other word there The.
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Awesome?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Now, Rosie, yours is quite an unusual one. It says
here Sun's first birthday.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, what am I paying for?
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Well?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
The cake?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Well just go down Woodies, get that caterpillar one for
twenty monus one hundred and ninety four. He's not going
to remember he's one, he's twelve months old. Well, it
was more to celebrate us getting through the first year than.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Actually, I'm going to upgrade.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'm going to give you five hundred dollars. Really, yes,
get a babysitter, go out for a couple of hours.
You guys really need that first year is beautiful and brutal,
isn't it? And is that your son in the background there?
Speaker 12 (17:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Sylvio? Great name, Sylvia is a strong young boy's name.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And how is Silvio going through the night?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
He sweeps all the way through the night. Yeah, he's amazing.
I was not blessed with one of those. My two
daughters were not all all through the night. Hey, listen,
I'm so glad you entered this. When is your son's birthday?
Speaker 12 (18:15):
It's already been.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
It was on the twelfth.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh how was that cake, by the way, was it nice?
Speaker 13 (18:23):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (18:23):
It was amazing, Such a good cake.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Right, well this is a deposit for next year's cake
as well. Well yeah, yeah, all right, I hope you
two get to have a night now and congratulations, thank
you so much. I thinking he's feeding all right. See
lady Rosie, all right bye? Won't your bill sorted? Then
head to the Goldwebsite dot com dot au Send me
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a bill. I could be calling you and paying it off.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Calling more of you today to pay your bills on
the Bank of Christian Head to the Christian O'Connell. No,
that's not the right website. What is that revolting website?
The boss went, it's on go Daddy, got a big discount.
It's the Gold website.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
There you go. Are you listening? Nike? That's do it?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You called it the Nike website. That's what the kids
are doing now. It's a new Dabby. It's your nice
bucket challenge.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I started.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I dabbed yesterday. The kids went old girl, Dad. That's
like twenty years ago. When it never leaves me the
joy of Dabby anyway, go to the Gold Website dot
com dot au. All right, Australia, we need your help.
We're trying to move one of our Christians Connells show
beach cabanas around Australia from the Gold Coast to Sydney,
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to Sydney to Melbourne, to Melbourne to Adelaide and Adelaide
to Perth.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
Can you help move Christians cabana all the way to
Perth from cool and Gatta nice? Can you help move
Christians caba?
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Passing it down from listener to listener, Let's move Christian.
Speaker 12 (20:01):
Carbana.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Let's all talk about your cod Jamaican accent in that reo.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
No no no.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Is a touch of the Caribbean going through there. Have
you been to ancestry?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Maybe I just got carried away theme?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
So one cabaner kenn it be moved around Australia by
listening to listener. We're into the third week of our
new natural show. This is one giant trustful so it
has moved. Jots from the show flew the cabana up
from Melbourne to Gold Coast where it was received by
a local listener and cost called jazz last week. Now,
the person who is overseeing this huge operation is Tina
(20:49):
from the show A Human La Booboo. Now, Tina, what
can you tell us? What has happened so far.
Speaker 14 (20:56):
Sorry, it's in Sydney at the moment.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Why are you wearing such a heavy winter jacket by
the week?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Do you work in a freezer somewhere very cozy? But
you're you've got Greek blootch.
Speaker 14 (21:08):
You cold?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
When to check it?
Speaker 6 (21:11):
She was wearing this on the forty three degree day.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I don't understand what's happening there. I don't know, so okay,
so where are we to at the start of week three?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Where is it?
Speaker 14 (21:21):
So it's in Sydney at the moment.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
This is incredible. We got driven down to Sydney by Rowena.
Speaker 14 (21:26):
Yes, Sororeena took it. She took it all over Sydney.
She took it to the Harbor Bridge to Luna Park.
So the opera has it.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
We're going to put the photos up on Facebook on
Instagram and you need to see them. Our cabana has
been sight seeing in Sydney over the weekend and it's
great to set the Luna.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Park out the front there.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
It's had a great time.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It was sunset on the beach having done down a cocktail.
Had a better weekend than I have, so yes.
Speaker 14 (21:50):
It had it. Swap overy yesterday though through Awena gave
it to Gail.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Now Gail called the show Friday. She runs a chain
of optometrists.
Speaker 14 (21:57):
Correct, she's in Bateman's Bay?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is that where it is now? It's on its week,
it's still in.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Sydney and it will be in Bateman's Bay tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Touchdown in Bateman's Bay.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Not a an easy place to get it moving. I
mean how many people live there?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Small coastal town or bay or American? Yeah, oh so
a decent side that's not total eight thousand Still, that's
still no, that's still good. We did get a call
from a guy called Steve who lives there but isn't.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Going anywhere near Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Absolutely no, he's happy, happy to house it for as
long as it's going to need to be there till
the fifth of February.
Speaker 14 (22:38):
Then he goes overseas.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Can't leave the key under a under a pebble for
one of our listens. Probably not.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
He's going for a month.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Where is that Friday that you yeah, Friday, Thursday, Thursday. Yes,
we've got until Thursday to shift it. Correct from Bateman Bay?
Now do you think someone might be driving from Sydney
to Melbourne that might go.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Is that dropping down at all?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
That's the slow way to go, because that's going down
the south coast. The fast way is to sort of
head out west, and.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Sometimes in life his great to just enjoy the journey.
Sure about their destination.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
I agree, but that doesn't mean people are doing it.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You know what we need one of our truck drivers.
They drive those long megau justices all the time.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yes, is get you know, you get up, you pick
up the cabana, Maybe stretch your legs, go for a
little walk on the beach.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, got his little truck stops? Yeah, okay, okay. I
don't know how many even go through Bateman's Bay.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Again, I think they're more likely, No, I think they're
more likely to head out onto the highway rather than
go through the small sort of coastal streets of Bateman's Bay.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Suddenly, we're going to make ourselves very unpopular with a
bit of Suddenly truck drivers start rolling through. Why have
they changed their route? English guys doing the national radio show? Wait,
they've given an English guy national radio show. All right,
so can anyone please help us? So tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 14 (23:57):
It Hitsan's Bay.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Right, okay?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And then we got to get it to Melbourne and
then from Melbourne to Adelaide and then from Adelaide to Perth.
Prior toy this week though, please go get a capana
from Bateman Bay if you can help us and you
could hear my words.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Coming up in five minutes time, first time we've ever
done anything like this. We're owning up a very exclusive
inner circle. Yeah you might be a listener, but are
you in the Brightsiders Platinum Club. The first memberships are
given away in five minutes time.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
There's a debate going on, probably one that's happening right
around Australian a lot of households. It's a TV show
that actually stands for mating absolute ferals, otherwise known commonly
as maths. So it's a debate, Patsy, whether or not
to watch this season.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Oh, there's no debate. This happens. This happens every year
in our household. My husband Chris the Love God, swears
that it's an abomination in inverted commas. We are not
watching that horrible experiment. It's a bad example on our
teenage daughter Audrey and I absolutely salivate over it. We
(25:07):
love it so much, so we book the big Telly,
the main Telly.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I loved that phrase. You're right, Patsy, everyone's got the
main Telly.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I I an argument.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Last week because I thought I had it unofficially booked out,
but apparently she had it booked out for a TV show.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
She's now, I've stopped watching it. Silo.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
She absolutely looks at a TV show silo. She's like, Chris,
I just need I just need my time on this
TV Please can you go to the smaller one?
Speaker 9 (25:33):
Well, that's the thing. And we said to him, listen,
you know this is our show. This is our show.
But you know what the ironic thing is is that
he said this last season and as he walked past
the Telly, he kind of just like glanced. And the
next thing, he's sitting on the couch watching it, and
then the next night he's making a cup of tea
in time.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
He's got opinions on it, he's got favorites. It's a
Sledberry slope. Be strong, Chris, Because I was the same
as Chris during Lockdown. That TV show actually was a
chance for us to come together and watch something. And
then one night suddenly I saw something. I had an epiphany,
and I never watched it again. One night we were
watching it and like, everyone want to watch that show.
(26:14):
A terrible thing to say, but it gives you some
sort of you feel good judging people. I don't like
saying this. I don't like that party, but I'm just
being honest. You feel good laughing and judging people. Right.
And then as the show ended and I turned the
TV off, the reflection on the screen was of me
and my family, and suddenly I had this epiphany.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Youre like, wait, we're laughing at ourselves. I'm not judging there.
I'm judging myself.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
It's a mirror.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
And I was like, oh, I can't watch the show anymore.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
But it does pull you in.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
You think Steve, Steve Wizard and I we're going to
do a maths podcast.
Speaker 14 (26:46):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
No, no, no, we really.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Got into it a couple of years ago. I don't.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I can't watch it anymore. I can't watch it anymore.
I'm out now. Because whenever we caught up, we're always like, hey.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Can you believe he's doing that? But heves like that,
why you're with that guy?
Speaker 9 (26:59):
So we ask yourself it's like who in a relationship
now one of these people is single. But it's so
well produced, well done.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You have to handle those producers. They know to daytime drinking.
That show is brought to you a daytime drinking. You
watch the sort of timeline they get there and it's
like really bright, like midday by the time it's that
they're clinking the glass for the sit down there say
it's nighttime. They've been on it all day and then
it will get red face shouty. Someone always storms, someone
(27:28):
always starts ripping off the microphone down and anyway.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Those dinner parties are chaos.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
It's a human zoo with boost.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Yeah, it's like bloodshed.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So you're in. Yeah, absolutely, Chris will be in as well.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Good morning, It's to Christian O'Connell Show live across Australia. Christian,
there is no debate in our house, no maps. My
wife and I watched the first series out of curiosity
Show Show Show Show, so we all said, it's more
from a scientific point of view to human nature and
we're never gone back. Christian was the answer for the
(28:05):
crossword porky pig No oh, yeah, still no right answers.
So I found out my nine year old daughter has
been using my credit card to get a digital version
of the New York Times Crossword. I called out, you said,
when I didn't know you were doing this. She goes, yeah,
I do it with a chat GPT. I went, we're
not paying too smart and chat EPT and I said,
(28:26):
try and do one now.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
And she pretty much did it myself, all right.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
And now there was one clue, which was best friends
two words, first word five letters, second word three letters.
I had nothing, and then she goes, I got it.
Bosom pals. Yeah, no, it was that was a clue.
That was the answer, Yeah, bosom pal. Yeah, it's an
old phrase.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Yeah, never heard that phrase. You haven't, bosom pal Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And I said to LIUs, how do you know that?
She goes, oh, when was a little going, I read
the books and of green Gables and it was in
there a lot. Yes, And she goes, I think it's.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
An old word.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
And when it's a really old word or the chest area,
and she goes to you to spell it, and I went,
for sure now to spell it, but I didn't. I
thought it was b usumbo bosom bo oh let's as
quick they knows this guy's a big old bosom man.
So yeah, I hope that puts out of your misery.
(29:24):
Thank you very much. It's the start of week three
for us on our new national show, five Cities one
Radio show. And as people come into the show, maybe
don't know too much about us. We've been in Melbourne
for last seven and a half years and now we're
in Sydney, We're in Brisbane, we're in Adelaide, and we
are in Perth. And we like to think that, hopefully,
if we get this right with you guys, we're building
(29:44):
something a bit different here. If you are new to
the show, I can down from your messages and your
emails that you're saying you are picking up that we
do something different about the way we put the show together.
And I'm not saying that means it's better. It's just
that it's different. I'm not into buying your ears. We
don't give away tons and tons of money two hundred
and three one hundred thousand dollars to listen to the show.
(30:06):
We're not about stunts. We're not about chasing headline. It's
not interested in show bit's gone up. It's about something else,
and the best way we can sum it up is
we call it the bright side of the dial.
Speaker 13 (30:16):
Always look on the broad side of the dial. The
Christian o'connal Show will make you smile. If your day's
just begun with clouds instead of sun, your socks don't match,
(30:36):
no battery on your phone, if the news is pretty grim,
dread and going to the gym, just remember, silly bugger,
you're not alone, and always.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Look on the broad side.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Of the dog.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
So that's us.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
And if you are a listener of ours, whether you
or you you've been listening for a couple of years,
you are a bright Sider automatically. Now we really want
to build something a bit different with the radio show,
something that lives after the show ends at nine o'clock,
which is why we're launching this today. We're launching this
is what I've never done before and twenty eight years
of radio. It is a Bright Sider's Platinum Club. And
(31:16):
I believe you've written a song for this. Yes, yes,
let's ever listen. We're about to give away the first
ever memberships.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Welcome to the Platinum Club. Christian O'Connell's Show.
Speaker 12 (31:27):
It's an exclusive title that Christian has bestow.
Speaker 13 (31:31):
You're a bright Sider now a member of the club.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
You don't need no money, honey, just bring your light
and love.
Speaker 15 (31:38):
It's the Platinum.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
Welcome to the Platinum Club Club.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I mean it's good effort.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
It's a bit of a gear change.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yes, well done, well done, well done. I won't say
now hand it all right. We're talking about the bright
Side is Platinum Club, not just being a listener to
a show. Part of the Inner Circle. So I'm giving
away the first fifty memberships this morning on the show,
only fifty the small another fifty tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So what do you get if you're a bright.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Sider any part of the Platinum Club. You get your
own digital and actual bright Siders Platinum Club Card.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Three things you get.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
First of all, you get your own unique founding member status.
You might be number seven, you might be number one,
you might be number ten. Now this might grow, there
might be thousands by the end of the year, but
you'll be one of the original the OG founding members.
Second thing you get is access to a private Facebook group.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
It's the Inner Circle.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
You will find out time wastes the day before anybody else. Also,
first alerts for a lot of other things this year.
We're going to be hosting a lot of meetups around Australia.
When we're giving away gig tickets, you'll find out the
day before we announce them on the show. You get
us you can help shape some of the ideas we're
going to be doing this year and beyond in that
inner group. This is a private Facebook group for bright
(33:02):
Side of Platinum Club members only. And then the third
thing Every Friday, I will send you a message from
me to you from the lighthouse.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
So it's three things all I need right now.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Who wants to be one of the og founding members
of the bright Siders Platinum Club. Call in the first
fifty spots are going by nine o'clock this morning. Lines
are open now thirteen fifty five twenty two. All I
need to do is why do you want a number?
What number do you want and why? Maybe your kid
(33:35):
is seven this year, so that's why you want the
number seven. Maybe it's your age, maybe it's your house number,
maybe it's a lucky number. What number do you want
and why? Call me thirteen fifty five twenty two. And
you can also text in four seven five three one
oh four three hurry first fifty going today the.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I cannot stop watching that clip. You'll know if we
would go that clip, you'll know what clip King Street,
the chair being thrown. I want someone to put the
Benny Hill music under it.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
This is what the.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Internet is invented for, is people to waste valuable time
on lunacy like that that clip you get throw an
Atmo strip club the best thing. Who's pick up some furniture,
throw it at your mate and knock him to the ground.
We need this under it. Yeah, this under it makes
everything go.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Okay or slow moo and a titanic thing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Both of those cuts need to be done today. All right,
So we are giving away founding members status to the
first ever bright Siders Platinum Club. This is We've never
done us before. It's an inner circle. We quit you
bright side this if you listen to that this show,
(34:51):
we call it the bright side of the Dial. If
you're part of the bright Side Is Platinum Club, you
get three things. First of all, you get your unique
founding member number. One number do you want and why?
Text me oh four five three one oh four three.
You also get access to private members group we're going
to host on facecrip on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
We're going to be in there. We're going to call
it the Inner Circle.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
You get first alert to everything before we talk about
it on the show.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You get to hear about it.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You also get to know the time whisters when Rio
and I get to hear about them. You probably won't
be surprised to know that we don't find out when
you do. We give ourselves a solid twenty four hours notice,
and you know what, doesn't make any difference. You're still
better than us every single day. I don't know if
anyone's noticed that anyway. You get twenty four hours notice
on that as well, and then every Friday you'll get
a private message from me from the lighthouse. Right now,
(35:42):
you just need to tell us what numbers you want
and why.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Now, quite a few of.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
You there's only fifty spots being a given away today,
want to lay claim to number one. I want to
already say that that is already gone. There's a man
who's a big part of my story and this show's
story in Australia no longer round, but he will always
be remembered very deeply by a lot of especially me
and my family. Peter Logan is number one, all right?
Some of the other spots, then this is fantastic. About
(36:07):
why you want these numbers? Christian King Eric Here, King
Eric is a dad of fourteen kids.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Tea, Guess what number he wants? What forty?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Okay, hang on, let me display the fanfare. Now founding
member fourteen, King Eric, Eric Lang, Welcome to the club, Christian.
I love to have number eight as my OG number,
and not only is my favorite number, also represents infinity
(36:38):
when it's turned on its side.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
True.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Okay, Mark Rochwood's member number eight. Now I've got two
different fan fits, Nathan Christian, I can't call it in
them at work. I love part of the Platinum Club.
Can I be number forty seven? It's my current age.
I'm very happy to be forty seven. I feel like
I'm in twenty one. I still play footy. I'm fitter
(37:02):
than most of the team members I know. Been listening
since twenty twenty. I love the show and you are
number forty seven. Guys, are you ready to meet lucky
number seven? Yeah? Becky tuning in at three thirty am.
(37:23):
You know which part of the country that is? That
is way three thirty am.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Why know even I wouldn't get up at three thirty am.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
My hostess show, Becky imandaa Wa listens some three thirty
am most mornings for the last fifteen months. Love to
Be Lucky number seven, Christian. The show brings me joined laughter,
Love to be a Bright Suny. Yes you can, Lisa
in Sydney. You listen to the show the last two
weeks really enjoying it. Can I be number eighty eight?
(37:56):
Double digits, double luck? Let's go, Yes, Lisa in Sydney. Yeah,
Stuart's Christian. I'd like number nine. Have we given away
number nine?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Ninety three nine, because that's how many time wasters I
have on Wow, you've definitely deserved your platinum member. That's incredible. Christian.
I want to be number sixty seven. I've got teenage
kids who I can scound call to my teenage kids.
They love going six seven six seven. You're in. Let's
(38:28):
go to Let's go to Brad. Listen right now, Welcome Brads,
Morning Morning, Brad. So where actually listen to a show
from Sydney. Welcome to the show, thanksgiving us a call
and welcome to the bright Side is Platinum Club? What
number do you want my number ten new Army preset
number ten and it's broken, so you're it. And yeah
(38:49):
double nine double biggest wow in radio, it's all about
getting up to preset number one. But that's that's a
good place to stop getting to know each other. I'd
like to nable the end of the end of the
year with us, any movement from a new entry at
number ten. Who we got now, come on down, Debbie,
Come on in, Debbie listening Melbourne, Come on in debs
(39:12):
hy Hey day, I'm good Debbie. So welcome to the
bright Siders Plantnum Club.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
You're in. What number do you want?
Speaker 15 (39:18):
I want twenty six because that's my birthday.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay, twenty six. You can have twenty six, Debbie. It's
number twenty six. Founded member number twenty six. Teresa, Good morning,
Welcome to the show. Welcome the bright Siders.
Speaker 12 (39:32):
Hi, my name is Teresa.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I'm from Colorado and the Northern Beaches.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Welcome to thanksgiving us a bird.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
First of all, that's all right, I've already got one
of your mugs, so I've got a to my collection.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Let's make it formal.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Welcome to the bright Side of twenty four, Number twenty four,
it's Teresa or the Northern Beaches. That's my birthday, which
month October? Okay, we'll make a note, we'll send you
a car. Thank Let's go to Nicole. Welcome Nicole.
Speaker 15 (40:04):
Thanks Christian. I'd love to be number eleven. Please lucky eleven.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I don't think we've got le Now why the number eleven.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
For you in the brassa I was born on the eleventh.
Or my family when they play sport at number eleven,
and it's deeply entrenched in our family, number eleven.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Number eleven.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Well, can continue your bright Sider founding member number eleven.
Speaker 15 (40:24):
Excellent, Thank you, and.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Let's go to Jimmy the Garbo, who I do know
has been an early listener to me when people were
not quite sure whether or not they were going to
be listening for long. Jimmy, you one of the ogs. Yes,
you're definitely bright Sider. You've always been a bright Sider.
Speaker 15 (40:41):
Oh, good morning to Macon'll be listening to you since
support the June twenty eighteen. And I love you all.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Bless you, Jimmy, and I love you as well. Thanks mate.
You're in what number do you want.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
Jimmy, number twenty eight It's my lucky number. My sons
were born fas sounds were born on the twenty eighth.
My wife's lacrosse number was twenty eight. Their house number
twenty eight. Really good going now.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
There are significant numbers sometimes in our lives. Jimmy, that's you.
Thank you very much. Keep these coming.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Christian O'Connell show, Go On podcast.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It is back tonight with a new host and a
new home Millionaire hot seat. Watch it tonight, grab the
code word and then listen to us tomorrow morning your
chance to win two thousand dollars every single show this
week and then the new host, Sobrecca Gibney is calling
the show in the next ten minutes. Right now, time
for your brand new this week's mishard lyrics.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
It's just another misshard Monday.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. Everybody on the show, we play
back your mishard lyrics that you send in us. We
play them back if we agree what you think you're mishearing,
if we do not hear it. Now for the great
ones in Hall of Favor. Now, last morning we had
two Hall of Famers. Nicola Edgar had this song skin
(42:00):
Deep from the stranglers. You better watch out for the
schoolies'll watch out the Scott Fergson has slipknot the heretic anthem.
What's it like to be a hairy chick? That's the
level of the Hall of Famous. I got brand new
(42:21):
once here. First up we go to listener Clayton Christian.
I have a misshard from the speech at the start
of w d L's banger Bob's beat in the original,
then the samplers. In the background, was the growing struggle
between two great powers?
Speaker 3 (42:37):
In the background, was the growing struggle between the great powers?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh was it a very different kind of struggle.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
In the background was the groin struggle between two great
powers and those great powers.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
In the background was the growing struggle between the great powers.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Again you hear that groin struggle.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
It's to chuckle when I hear it in the sports
news Framatics he's got a groin strain or he's into
the groin.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
In the background was the growing struggle.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Between Clayton well done, that's all of favor?
Speaker 15 (43:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Who we got here? Ali? Ali? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Run it, Chris Brown. If he ain't let me know,
or has he already eaten? If he ate let me know,
because there's no point picking up anything from Red Rooster
if he's already eaten.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yes, I love that one word. And Alice.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Kelly Keane's been listening to fall Out Boy. This ain't
a scene. It's an arms race. This ain't a scene.
It's a goddamn arms race. Or has someone got a
backside for a face? Less than this ain't a scene,
it's a goddamn asked face.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It feels like he's emphasizing that word like there's no
way any other words. And ask race. I'm now mishearing,
not ask face, which is what Kenny's hearing. I'm hearing
(44:20):
ass race. It's a race for backsides. Other Wise it's
all good. As She's been listening to Sex and Five
Kings of Leon. It's not forever, or is it? Jessica Alba,
(44:42):
Oh my god, Crystal Clear, Jessica Alba very good ash
And Jemma is a junior listener eleven years old. She's
been listening to Body by Loud Luxury, Oh my, oh my,
oh my, sense you know that one A my sounds
(45:07):
like you've been listening to other a D shows. Please
don't do that, or if you tell me you listen
to another breakfast show. An angel loses its wings anyway, Jimmy,
Jimmy is hearing from the Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
We caught the bright start the door.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Homer Homer Simpson. That's one of the strongest ones of
the year. Jemma, that's great, Homer Homer Homer Simpson. Jemma,
you might be one of our youngest ever in Hall
(45:46):
of Fame. Wild Don Jemmy has always emailed me twenty
four to seven whenever you miss.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Here of the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Live across Australia. Sometimes sorry, we're doing some budget cutbacks
in the moment. They found it's cheaper once a week
to turn the show off for twenty minut you know,
welcome to the Radio of Austerity. I'll steer times, folks,
or steer times. I heard inn Alyxis sports news, all
(46:22):
the stuff about what a huge mega success, biggest Australian
Open ever, the now bigger plans. Hear this the big
Boss Craig is talking about a Vegas style sphere. Now
I'm mister positive, I'm mister Breitstein. However, all I will
say is for my observations in the city larst cut
is what about that.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Big will true? Just through in terms of.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I just worry, Yes, that the Vegas sphere is supposed
to be incredible.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I worry about the aussy version of that. We couldn't
even do.
Speaker 13 (46:53):
You know.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
All I'm saying is get a couple of quotes from
the trades before you commit any money to that AO. Nope,
Romance said, technical problems, all right. Time wastesterday. Everyone's back
at school. Moms and dads breatheouts, but then breathe in
because you got all the big bills to start paying.
(47:16):
All right, So today we're looking for your school movies
up for grabs, Gold class group past you and three
mates off to the cinema. Gold class movies out now
ROSSI CROs, Big movie, especially brilliant Nuremberg, Hamnet and Anaconda,
jap Back and Paul Rudd films here in Australia.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
What a mis hell of a mixer. Don't get it
mixed up?
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Go and see Hamnet, which is supposed to be a
very intense movie, and going when does jap Back come.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Serious movie for him?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
What do you think of the top five most light
subjects by Australian high schoolers. Ooh, drama at number five.
History not in there. What do you mean You can't
say that you're ignorantraates. History is how we learn.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
About I did a lot of history.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
I'm just judging what everyone else I was like.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
I was like you once and then at some point
in your middle age, a DNA becomes out to you
get really into history. You start watching the History Channel,
my favorite channel. You start buying up all the.
Speaker 7 (48:15):
History books or documentaries.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah, yeah, it just it will come. It will come.
Give it time, I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
In the next three years, suddenly on a recommendation station
you'll be talking about some history documentaries top five. Drama
at number five. For designing technology, I used to love that.
No is to love it because you don't have to
do that much. You know, you make it.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
We made a letter opener for my parents.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
My parents weren't the kind to people that a good
Downton Abbey in my life look not a bronze letter opener.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Not getting much correspondence.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Who gives teenage teenagers access to weapons that you're making
at school? All you're doing after school is like jousting
with each other? R Is it number three? Maths at
number two? Math's a number two? Come on, I don't
see a lot of evidence around that in this country.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Of course. It's Australia, a mate.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, we see how that pays off
in the Winter Olympics that starts this week. All right,
School's back school movies. Harry Potter back to school as well,
Ari Potter, Ari Religious Education. Silver canteen Wolf not teen Wolf,
(49:24):
canteen Wold head Master and Commander Russell Crow is now
running the school, but he's still in that outfit taking
assembly for the Cutlas dinner. Lady on the Tramp Silver, alright, real,
what have you got?
Speaker 5 (49:42):
Cross country for old men?
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Hideous?
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Tom Cruise got a B plus minority report card?
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah yeah, Silver.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
The Grapes of Math, Yeah that's good as well. Silver
and spelling B movie.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
That's very good. Gold for that one.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Some of you probably were technical problems. So the last
twenty minutes half an hour. One of them is Pass's
microphone isn't working. I said, Passes microphones is working. We
can't speak to pats and really went. They can't fix it?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
What what?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Just that's it for the year. We catch our pats
Next year twenty twenty seven, a year's worth of stories
about lost classes. We catch our we can't fix it.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
It is killing her.
Speaker 6 (50:29):
I can see, I cannot be able to speak.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I feel like there's there's always the kind of unofficial marker.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
It's not right.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
We'll upsided without our Patsy can't be fixed. I bet
those engineers did tell you that.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
You know why.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
He's been on a gambling street for three days. He's
now gambled this radio station's fortunes.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Get help all right? School movies Back to School? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
How did JB High Finding get Patsy your microphone for
our after show?
Speaker 1 (50:55):
For us finding Nemo?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
A cheaper school silver josh Op and Wagger? Who's that Sonya?
Well done, Sonia Christian. We've just bought a school uniform,
so instead of School of Rocks, school of Shock Silver?
Right jack teacher, just a massive jack teacher.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
Sue Cranston, well done when Harry taught Sally runs.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Christian not dirty rod scoundrels.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Just found a dirty sandwich at the bottle of school bug,
dirty Roden Sandwiches. That's gold, TP deriving Miss Daisy, Silver juice,
Bigelow felledlow gold. Have you read Blazer saddles?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Silver? You Me and pe.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Anthony with an h world Meet the lockers very good,
Well and Susan shut shank attention gold men who stare
at lost coats? Silver, I know what you did last
semester Silver plus Simon signings of the exams, some Connor
(52:17):
gold chalk the line, Silver, curious pencil Case of Benjamin
but God justin Well done, Little Tuckshop of Horrors silver
black chalk down.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Silver, school Shoes for old men.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
Runs all right?
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Who's doing? Who's best in show?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Susan, Meet the lockers, Meet the lockers very good.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
We are back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Thank you very much your emails and time wastes.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Keep the emails coming as well.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
If you want to join the Brightsiders Platinum Club, claim
your number, Tell me which number and why. Email me
Christian at Christian O'Connor dot com dot au.
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