FULL: Claggy On The Radio

A fire‑horse year off to a fiery start sets the tone as the team dives into a wild Monday!

Listeners weigh in with three‑word weekends, Aussie pub essentials, and unbelievable “You Couldn’t Make It Up” stories.

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
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Speaker 4 (00:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:36):
Good morning, Pats, morning everyone, Good morning, Rio, good morning,
and good morning Alex morning.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
So I mentioned at the top of the show, we.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Are only sixty two days into this fire horse here,
I mean the Chinese odiot. They warn us, they said
it's a fire horse. This year it's a dumpster fire.
You know what I read yesterday that since Donald Trump
got the FIFA Peace Award, he's attacked to country a month.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh wow, what's free? For giving up.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
All the corupt organizations in the work as well games?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
He's game? So yeah, incredible scenes over the weekend. Just
we all said goodbye Friday and then probably like you guys,
Saturday night, my phone's pinging for my wife and I.
It means that our brother in law, my brother in
law and sister and all live in Dubai and they've
been there for twenty years. Our niece is a one
year old daughter just where she lives over her head.

(01:29):
We were chatting them live and getting live video from them.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Bombs in the sky all being.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Shot out by they, I guess the nuclear defense system.
Just insane, surreal, terrifying scenes for and there'd be a
lot of people listening to the show who may have
family in Dubai or.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Uae bah Rain. It's incredible. What's happened?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, a lot of buzzies out there.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yes, yeah, well I said to my brother in law,
I mean you moved out there for a tax shelter.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
They're looking for a bombshell to it. You know, it's
crazy times. Yeah, I did feel like Saturday night. I've
got to be honest, is this the start of what
is this?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now they're attacking her on you know we've got that's
fake news clean, No, no, no, this is the news.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Yeah, this is the news.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
They've taken out the supreme leader and not that's just okay.
Now nothing happens. You can just take it out to
the country's boss. Don't like that guy anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, it's terrifying.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
So what do we know this morning, Patsy?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
What is what are the calm news headlines sight now
where are things as they're still bombing going around.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, it's still ongoing. We're sort of turning our attention
in the news back home as well. So flights are grounded,
which you know globally.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
If you've seen the scenes at Tobai Airport, which is
one of the world's busiest airports, it's it's not just
the flights of grounded pats, it's holding zone for very
scared people because they've grounded.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
They've stopped all the trains and buses as well well.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
There's bombing going on over the head buildings are being
hit as a drone strikes on the Burj Khalifa.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
It's it's extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I know, even at Melbourne and Sydney they've put space
aside at the airport's here in Australia just to house
the planes that can't that can't take off and the
other concern too locally of course, it's major stuff happening
over there for the people there, I can't even imagine.
But petrol prices, what sort of flow on effect for
petrol prices here for us as well is.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Going to be well, I didn't think that was going
to be your angle a minute into it.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
You know, people at war don't know that.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You feel.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
What does it mean to the Sydney housing market?

Speaker 7 (03:29):
But it's very real.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
People are going to be paying more for petrol. It's
already at too, just over two bucks. But yeah, it
must be terrifying for people.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I never saw you see those war documentaries about the
Second World War and then filtering what it meant for
fuel prices.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
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Speaker 2 (03:46):
Christian O'Connell show for Chemist Warehouse. Alright, some good news
over the weekend n L in Vegas.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Fireworks, a lot.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Of fireworks and then obviously the main boss.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
You see his.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hair I did, I did?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
What's going on with his head? That is not the
same hair you left Australia with. He's obviously found someone
on the on the on the Vegas strip made the
same place that Jim Carrey's face.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Any want to see that over the weekend?

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Has he been that is not Jim Carrey?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Who is saying that he's been replaced? It's Truman show stuff.
He's been Truman.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Showed nothing, knows nothing.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
He won an award with that face that's not his?

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Or did someone else?

Speaker 6 (04:33):
There's a lot of.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
This some you know, there's a lot of celebrities now
having this work done where they have strange cheeks, like
a sort of sphinx.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That terrible or something.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Sharon Osbourne showed up with a new face over the
week and Kelly Osbourne is it the same guy who's
done Jim?

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Is it Jim Carrey or.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Is it a very Jim Carry thing to send someone
who looks a bit like him?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Sort of? Is this standing.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
He has a double? Dos it come from the same agency?
You know, you don't want to believe anymore they're saying.
They're telling me there's Jim Carrey, but he looks nothing
like Carry.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
He's had some work done, he's got a new head.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah the old the old hair dye bodes.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Job apparently, but yeah that Peter the Landers, My goodness,
if you haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
That hair dye, wowy thick, oily beautiful. He's gone to
kem It's warehouse. He's trying to himself of the weekend
getting rogain. I hear, yeah, the n r L aisles,
because me whether the n r L products.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
The follically challenged, of which I am one there, So
what have you got over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
What have I got over the weekend?

Speaker 6 (05:49):
You really got to get that rogain stuff? Yeah, what's regain?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (05:53):
Well, like for blokes my age, you know, here is
not where it used to be.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
You know, it's it's it's it's going slowly, but.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Surely the little trip once, the once, the whats the
sky's calmed down a bit. When he head out to Turkey,
they go and get some nice porcelain veneers.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Having you hair?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I know?

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Did healy that?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yes, there's a guy in my gym who was a
very bald man. And then I saw him suddenly he
didn't come to gym the one day he.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Came about hair. With hair, he's like a beautiful mane
and teeth.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
I was like, Dave, this mad of mine, he's exactly
the same. He's so upfront about it. It's like, yeah,
let's went over there and did it. Yes, he said,
he said the same month. So the school right that
he's to ignore him.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
As totally different.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
He said, he wish he'd done a documentary about it. Right,
they should be. But it's one of my special powers.
Spotting a rug though I can spot a rug from
a mile away. I'm like Bunny bunny look over there.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Do you know what? Though?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I remember interviewing a former British Prime minister and I
was saying, you know what, some of the weirder meetings
you've been in, you know, like aliens and stuff that
he went no, no, No, weirder than the alien stuff
was one meeting I suddenly realized halfway through a meeting, wait,
this is about my receding hairline.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
And they were saying that the country they don't focus
behind his back.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
So that the country won't trust a boald leader really,
and he's going to have worked on secretly, and they're
trying to get his schedule because obviously if you're if
you're the PM, he can't just take some time to Turkey.
And then suddenly you back out the front number ten
where the plenty of he got a mullet.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
And I don't think we've had have we had a
bold prime minister?

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Maybe Johnny Howard was probably though, but he still had
a bit of ad.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
They'd run focus groups. It won't take a bold leader
trust the board. No.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, that there's a friend of mine who's an actor
who was going bald and it was affecting the jobs
he was offered he went and got a I don't
know what they called it, hair transfer. He used to
be called a hair transplant, but a hair you got
a hair job. Now he's now he's in one of
the biggest shows on Netflix.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yes, looking great.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
This could be you, Alexflix.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, it's just so if we if we're ever saying
to Alex, hey have a great time in Turkey. Suddenly
a linehaired man is going to come back with the
four John Farnham, big long beautiform mud all of a
sudden like wow, and this great news as well. The
Matilda's one last night opening game right here in Australia.

(08:24):
Great to see them all back, mat Did you watch
it all? I thought they looked great. The Gang's back.

Speaker 11 (08:28):
Yeah, it's really nice to have the girls back and
in Australia for the Age Cup where they could actually
win this time, which is favorite. Their favorites against Japan's
also favorites, which is scary because they are very skilled.

Speaker 12 (08:42):
But they did look good last.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Night on back. Sam Kurve was back watching her.

Speaker 11 (08:48):
She just is such a freaking natural like I everyone else,
you know, you know, they work.

Speaker 12 (08:53):
Really, really hard.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
She should be the headline today freaking natural fu the
front asia door.

Speaker 11 (09:01):
But she just every time she's got her foot on
the ball, it's perfection. So it was great to watch
her back. I think she's been out for something like
eight hundred plus stays.

Speaker 8 (09:09):
So yes, we're first international goal in eight hundred and
fifty one days.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Incredible comebacks.

Speaker 8 (09:14):
Yeah, they had sixteen shots on gold though, I come on,
I thought they could have been better.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
But that's just me. That's just me. Someone's working up Marty' shield.
God over there.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
The Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Podcast, How would you tell me the story of your
weekend in three words? My three word weekend is another
Australian trial. Came face to face and how to deal
with my first ever Huntsman spider.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
I'll be really honest with you.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I was scared because my wife someone had obviously light
to her because afterwards I did a little googling and
they don't jump all of a sudden. She told me
be careful, Chris, because I had to go and get
a big jar piece of paper, had to get up
a ladder because it was right high up.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Big scary things, aren't they are they?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
They're harmless though, aren't they? Huntsmen.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Actually, I think they're not venomous in any way. Oh right,
I should find.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I approached it as if it was venomous. I actually
was scared that this could be the end of me.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
They get so big though, is massive.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's the furriness and that large crab like central unit.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
They are venous?

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Are the venomous spiders are indeed venomous, but they're not
considered dangerous to humans.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh there we go.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
See there were venomous too small?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Humans say they do cause it can cause swelling, nausea
and head.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
We're getting some mime going on from the chuckle says
Kate was just suddenly going on this.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
I don't know what she's doing, like a demented light us.

Speaker 11 (10:43):
And that's the They are venomous, but I don't think
that they can bite us into us.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
The frustration because I could see it. I think I could.
I'm so venomue human right now.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
That's so cruel just to have it all all.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
In there loaded up and uh and I was shaking.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
And then what made it worse with wife said, be
careful as you approach with the jar, Chris, because apparently
that's the bit that's when you're at the most danger.
And I was like, wait, what when I'm at the
top of a ladder. I was like, what she goes
they jump at you, and I thought, I just you
know all you've got to at that moment. Then when
I was just about to attack, the thought of that
other thing turned around, going surprise coming at me, and

(11:25):
going I'm coming off this ladder.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
I'm now trapped in the jar.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
How did you get it? I got it and it
is a big thing.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Oh my god, it's making my skin crawl.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
And then I got the old piece of paper, the
old classic jar scoots a little piece of paper. Yeah,
got down from the ladder, took it out in the garden,
went out there, and then the thing didn't want to
come out of the jar. I was I'm just going
to wake me out? Am I going to have to
be here all night? So I just left the jar
open for it to wander out and collect the jar
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hey what.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Another Australian trial passed. It's like endless bush tucker trials.
That's my first one coming to go. In my mind,
I thought was a deadly animal? Mmm, you know, I
mean it looks so yeah, you know, and the only
thing I've ever seen that's you know, of that nature
in the UK is a daddy long legs.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Definitely.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Yeah, that's that's late.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
You've got proper dangerous bastards and that should have Minister
David attonber TV show set here dangerous bastards.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Did you have to do that for the citizenship test?
Was there?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Yeah, go put that and a cafle they.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Jump as well. All right, let me know what was
what's your three word weekend?

Speaker 4 (12:39):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Tell us the story of your weekend in three words.
For Alicia Dunn, ed basketball, Tom Curtain. That's two great
music and actually seen I'm guessing you saw ed Shearon
and then.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Tom curtn is a Australian country singer.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh well, very good, monitor deardre listen to us right
now in Bondi Christian. My three were weekend is Circular Canadians.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Shardeney, What does that now?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
She's not been drinking Scharlie party with spherical Canadians. They
were done at Circle Key. Oh, she's sticking to the
rule of three. Had lunch down at the key with
my visiting Canadian friends and of course chardoney was consumed.
Christian cutting tin flowers is one of these players sent
me some photos of some very cool looking silver tin flowers.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
How the hell do you make tin flowers? Christian?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
My three word weekend relaxing family birthday Christian. My three
word weekend would be attended gin Festival. Heading to Chimis's
warehouse now to get some of that liquid IV you guys,
rape a help.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Chug away, my friend, chug away. It's Monday, Elixia.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Guys, if you don't know, please don't make shit up.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
That is so true. I mean, that's more or.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Less what the boss should have said to us years ago.
I was just I came face to face with my
first st ever Huntsman Spider of the weekend and the
team of Australians badly advising me that they're not venomous.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
My dad got bit my huntsman. His hand was massive afterwards.
How would I be doing.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
These phaderes day with a big fat left hand a.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Car, Guys, it's the daddy long legs that can't bite you, Christian.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
Also, huntsmen can spit green goop at you. Now.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I came this close to death at the weekend, So
Calin is thinking of the humble Daddy, long legged spider.
Huntsman spiders kind of one percent bite you, Darren hunts
One that you knew so much about Huntsman. Huntsman's are
very fast but harmless.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh wait now now I'm getting missed.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Why don't we forget about the cane toad racing? Well,
Australians will bet on anything that's true. I'm on lad Brokes.
Why is it there the Huntsman five hundred, not just
the big cars, big ass spiders raising each other.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
What you bet on them?

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Ma Rio? What's your three word weekend?

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Mine is when's lawnmower curfew? I'd love to get your
guys thoughts on this because at seven am on Saturday morning,
our neighbor across the road busted out the lawnmower and
the whipper snipper woke us all.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
That's actually anti social it.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
And they're so loud at nine am after that. Okay,
that's what I was going to say, nine am. What
do you think, Patsy?

Speaker 7 (15:34):
I think your counsel will have a law.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
I think it's actually laws about it.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Absolutely, I think Patsy's I think Patsy's right.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Think it's seven am, like Monday to Friday, and I'm
trying to think is it eight or nine?

Speaker 6 (15:47):
On his eight?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I think it is. It's really rude. That's so rude.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
You've got a lot of families with young kids who
might be sleeping, and shift workers as well, which I
guess you're kind of one of those.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Hung over thirty year old those groups as well.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
That's what the law's there to protect exactly. Thank you
for the day drinkers, and it.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Shouldn't even a bit further out on Sunday because you.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
So those two things are lawn mower that nooying, that
din but then the higher frequency of the whip. The
worst one is the is the leaf blower. You never
know when it's over.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
You get the old when when when you think?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
And then obvious the old mates found another part.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
When will it be over? The reign of terror?

Speaker 8 (16:35):
You've gotta have the two straight you know, the electric one.
You've got to have the real WAF block, Yes, just
have the drop on.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
No, you don't need that for domestics.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
The old gutless electric one I've got is more than enough.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Do you know what I love to use it.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I use it when we always get a real Christmas tree, right,
so the needles drop. So when you have to chuck
it out the house like the Christmas tree bounce, you
throw it out, it leaves needles everyone. I will then
go and get the leaf blower and blow the needles
out of the house.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's smart.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
The joy of using that noisy thing in the confined
space white the first wild rock and roll behavior sort
of thing Johnny Depp might do after an all day he.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Will only drive his motorbike through the house.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I imagine then he get a leaf blower out because
he cares so wild.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
So PARTI, what's your three word weekend?

Speaker 7 (17:23):
It Mine is giant chocolate bunny.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
You know when you're a parent and you're at the
supermarket and a kid will always ask you for something
a treat chocolate and so it has no no too
close to dinner time. Well, it seems that my husband
is the one that fault for this, because Chris came
back from the supermarket last night and he had I
just sent him to get some potatoes actually for dinner,
and he came back with.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
This massive, whopping big chocolate bunny already.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, he stopped punting. You know he's about the end
of the world and go listen. We're going essentials like
chocolate bunnies on Earth.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Have you got that foot They are on sale. It
was half a kilo half.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Because chocolate does not wait for us sane.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
This thing was about half a meter high. It won't
even barely fit in the fridge. It has to kind
of go on and angles so you can get the door.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
This is take out this point in the saluritary, ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
We don't use that year manning it.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Ironically, the fourteen year old was with him and said, Dad,
you don't need that.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
You can't get a chocolate buddy. It's not even anywhere
near Christmas.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
But it was or even Easter traditionally Christmas, I mean
Easter time.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
You're always in the Easter head.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Ever, chocolate's good head of news. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Christmas, stop making ship up if you don't know about it.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
My other three word weekend would be monitoring the situation.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
There's a few situations going around.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
There's a lot of situations.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I was monitoring all situations, sounding from the TV, just
staring watching the news. My wife when we are gonna
do anything today or Elvis in stead of those TVs.
When I'm monitoring the situation, I've actually come up with
a great idea for a themed bar.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
You know the are sports bars.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeh, You've got screens from all world different you know,
baseball going on over in America. You know, sports from
all over Australia, all over all over Europe as well.
What about one called the situation room. We're actually for
news junkies. Is news screens all over the world, snacks,
drinks and it's.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Done out like the situation room.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know, big round circular tables, speaker phone in the middle,
run up your ally.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
The whole news.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I was trying to get away from it. No, that
wouldn't be good. We've got news on at home enough
as it is.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I'm trying to get away from the rio despite the
news in three minutes time. Nice to know that you're
committed to it, happy to take just kind of do
it you want. Monitoring news twenty four now, I'll tell
you what. It's an exciting week for everyone on this show.
It is wedding week for producer Kaylan is finally here.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
It is this Saturday. You're excited.

Speaker 12 (20:05):
I'm over the moon.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Very I've never.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Heard such a jamil Kate on air. We are over
the moon.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Over the moon.

Speaker 11 (20:18):
No, I actually can't like taking exactly what's happening just yet.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I bet it's a lot.

Speaker 11 (20:26):
I think I've cried three times over the weekend just
reading a speech.

Speaker 12 (20:31):
I cried on the way into work today thinking about
what she's going to.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
Look like, Oh my god, it's so beautiful.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
Yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker 11 (20:38):
And then like just the amount of family and friends
that have reached out to just be like one week
to go. It's just all very exciting and it's a
lot to.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Take on incredible moment this Saturday for you, both your
story and also your families as well. I was thinking
about that yesterday.

Speaker 11 (20:54):
Yeah, it's monumental for us, Like it's actually crazy.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Yeah, it's so tearing up. It's lovely.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
That's when you know it's it's real. This is what
it is to feel in love. It's incredible. So we've
got you today and tomorrow and we're farewell you tomorrow
and then the next time we see you is Saturday,
and your wedding dresses.

Speaker 12 (21:14):
Yes, and I'll be your wife, which is crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, yeah, God, that's crazy. And so listen, you were
shot can again. We're sharing with me because she's a producer,
so she's produced this week. There's an itinery there and
there's a lot going on the chuckle. Sisters are hugging
each other at the moment. Hopefully she'll be right to
speaking a second. But one thing I do want to
just advise you of, okay, is your plan to have

(21:38):
a workout in the morning of your wedding is crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, no, no, it's crazy.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
I know it's all emotion at the moment.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Then that's beautiful, but you need calm heads, old farts
like me to say you don't go to the gym
on the day of your wedding. Some eight there, okay,
en roids or something and that powder they take.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Okay, is this a few too many Joe Hooken episodes.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
He's suing in their kettlebell bang suddenly drops only your foot.
You've got a big, fat ass left foot coming down
the aisle like a wonkey donkey.

Speaker 12 (22:09):
It's okay, we could.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Easy get injured at the gym. No, what's DAHAMMI.

Speaker 11 (22:14):
We're actually just going to the gym of our hotel.
So not many people use that right, and especially on
a Saturday morning. So we've already organized to head down
there at eight am. Once we've done our mask and whatnot,
we're going to do a twenty minute workout.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's just advise against this. Anything could happened.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Do you remember.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I remember last year we were talking about how did
you hurt your back? And we hurt people who were
like using a hair dry drawing the hair off the
shower out for six months. You could suddenly just go
and do the lasers on your trainers and suddenly you
pulled something in your back.

Speaker 12 (22:47):
Is them and I go to the gym four times
a week. We are very well.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
You're tempting the gods and goddesses injury fate.

Speaker 12 (22:54):
We're going to be absolutely fine.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Oh my word, don't even say this.

Speaker 11 (22:58):
The most important thing immediately touching wood, yes.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
But the most of you old classic dad one is
when he knocks his head like this classic.

Speaker 11 (23:06):
The most important thing is my dress is back clus
and it.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Is very port in the last why is that?

Speaker 6 (23:11):
What have been?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Unless you're wearing it for a workout, you're working on lats.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Get these lats and doubts.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I'm doing a doubt workout to pops, put him in
the dresser and coming down the aisle.

Speaker 11 (23:23):
You know, we're doing lap raisers, front raisers, bicep curls,
and tricep extensions, and you winding up.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
It's just that she's reading off a document.

Speaker 11 (23:31):
No legit, that's ZEM sent me our workout.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
And have kids.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Right, she can have a normal, chaotic life like the
rest of us. Please please say that again. We might
not be listening. Okay, she's getting married in the in
the afternoon. In the morning, she's doing a workout, but
not just a light sortle bit of stretch and maybe
someone on the treadmill.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
What do you you're actually pumping iron?

Speaker 11 (23:53):
Okay, we're doing two sets of twenty raps of each
of these lap rays, front, bicep curls, tricept extensions.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
A man, who is it a bodybuilding event? You're going
to tough wedding jacked.

Speaker 11 (24:05):
In the photos exactly what we want. My arms will be,
my back will be out. I need to.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Look wedding's out. Guns out now. Can we talk about
the other thing? And that's drinking too soon in the day.

Speaker 12 (24:19):
It's not too.

Speaker 11 (24:20):
Soon, miss, I'm just having a champagne early on in
the day. We'll maybe have a couple blanks ready to go.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
Listen, by the time we see what five, you can
smash your head.

Speaker 11 (24:36):
Well, no we won't because I've said that we only
have two. I'm gonna have some orange juice with it,
you know, classy.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think classia excuse me, can have some oj that
the poplic stuff you know in that champagne police blanc.

Speaker 12 (24:53):
Because it's the least bloating.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
That's why that dresses backless.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
All right, welcome to today's show. Now in America n
L Hit Vegas. And I was reading yesterday that obviously
the hoping this is going to be they're going to
be doing this a lot more of this, and it's
going to get bigger and bigger and bigger, so much
so that they are talking about building a Ossie themed.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Bar on the strip.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
And I'm thinking it properly, Okay, you know, some shiny thing,
give them the proper country pub experience. That's the heart
of a Nausie pub. Really, it's not sort of some
cocktail bar or wine bar. It's a pool table with
a wonky leg Yes, and.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Only one queue and the queue doesn't really work Brea, Yes,
that rio.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
It's the tab where there's a screen slightly broken, you know,
a slightly intimidating but friendly, but friendly, intimidating, intimidating, friendly
local permanently sort of just at the bar with one
elbow on it, who strikes up a conversation with you,
whether you want to have one or not. He's intimidating, friendly, friendly, intimidating.

(26:10):
What's in the quintessential Ossie Country pub?

Speaker 6 (26:14):
To me?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
The drinks list is simply red or white. There's no
like five different red options. It's a glass of red
or a glass of whatever's been open for a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Behind the bar.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
There's twelve beers, but two wines.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
And some foam made up award winning pizza.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
H yeah, yeah yeah, Vegas's world renowned best pizza in
the world.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
So we are what has to be And if we're
going to bed, let's build it, break by brick. Let's
build it for the Americans. They won't know how to
do this. What is in the quintessential every Australian pub.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, you need the sticky carpet. I don't know how
you pre stick it.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
It's a dark red as well as yes, it's that blood.
We don't really know.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's just years of history and spilt VB Yes, yes, exactly.

Speaker 11 (27:03):
So.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Sticky carpet very important.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
A TV that's either way too big or way too small,
huge ones.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
That like hurt your necks and they're really breaks, really bright.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
All there's one tiny one in the corner that's showing
tennis or something.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
It's got a horse racing somewhere in Australia.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's not it's not really clear Whereville.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
All that strange?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
And what's the one where they go in the dirt car?
What is that?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
You know?

Speaker 6 (27:30):
The one? Yeah, it's a guy on a car.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
The Trots, the.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Trots somewhere somewhere, bird life at Birdsville, the gray hands
and it cost the Greyhounds.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Flickers. Yeah, they love all that in Vegas, they will,
they will.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
I love that?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
What else, Patsy, what do you think is in the
quintessential country Orsi pub?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Definitely a picture of Don Bradman on the wall, as
well as far lap local heroes. Yes, and tiles going
outside of the venue. There has to be tiles on
the outside. That's so you're right like halfway up. You
know why that was designed was back in the day.

(28:13):
If they came out and they're a little bit worse
for wear, it was easy to clean down essentially.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Ah right, yeah, right, interesting that you know that six.

Speaker 12 (28:25):
It's actually a fact.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
Yeah, they put the tiles on the outside there at
the height of like a six foot man because they
may have or.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Six foot woman.

Speaker 11 (28:36):
Men women were aloud, but yeah, six were men, so
that if they could just come out throld bucket on it.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
See you later, and this is what you're doing for
your wedding resections that I checked the back of the inboat.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
And you've got to have the old people all there
looking around at you when you walk in.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Oh it's like time stands still and you hear is
that an old grandfather clock.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's such a lonely place in the upabula.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
And also they just smell outsiders. Yeah, yeah, oh god, yeah,
I mean when it was actually mons. When I first
went to Tasmania and I was in the middle of nowhere,
I stopped to go and get coffee and I ordered someone.
It just went quiet behind me and it was a busy,
bustling scene as and I spoke, and then the lady
behind the counter goes, you're from the mainland.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Bloody hell, I'm not getting out of here alive. Squeal,
piggy squeal. Please don't hurt me, sir.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
All right, we're building an Ossie country park, brick by brick.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
What is in there?

Speaker 4 (29:31):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
All right, they're building a They're talking about building an
Australian themed pub in Vegas.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Let's build it brick by brick. What has to be there?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Higgo who does the brilliant show after us on the
Gold Network?

Speaker 6 (29:48):
Right across Australia. Gotta have uneven tables.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
There's someoneer's level by folding an empty cigarette packet.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
And jamming it under one of them.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yes, these are great, Christian gotta have a beer garden,
a weekly raffle from meat tray. Oh the meat tray, yes,
carpet that needs to be sprayed with a solution, and
the mate set slightly sticky and smell like stale beer.
You're right, you know you go in Peter Alexander and
they have that scenting them. We need the Aussy, the assi,

(30:19):
we need the Aussie pub smell. Chris An extremely expensive
painting from a local artist. Yes, Chris, that's a great
one piece of memorabilia that is significant only to the locals,
with an exaggerated story that's mainly bs to go with it. Absolutely, absolutely, Santo.
The Aussie pub carpet that starts to ripple, usually in

(30:42):
the corner.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Some were covered up with taple or chair.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Dart board right next to the pool table as a dartboard,
close enough that the pool players and the dark players
getting each other's way. You're beautifully designed. H shit, Parmy
Knight posters. Everywhere pub needs some sort of random farm
tools up on the wall, shovels, pitch force.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Las de call like, have you been to a pitchwalks?

Speaker 6 (31:10):
That's the scare off the locals like me, Christian, what about.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
A photos of random celebrities visited?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
That's right, was in three episodes worth.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
It's never like, oh my god, it's enaering DiCaprio, as
you'll say, see there at the bat You just see
him now, Christian. A plaque on the wall where the
wealthy regular has sat for the last twenty years. Uh, Christian,
you've got to have a palmer and pot dedicated night
of the week as well, Vaughn. A jar full of
water with lemon sliced lemon floating in it, and if

(31:47):
you can balance a coin on it, you win a
free pot.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
Alex.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
What else do you think is going to be in
any properotti part?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Do you get the fully tipping competition?

Speaker 8 (31:57):
Dale has won that very god the unmistakable universal smell
of urinal cakes.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, yeah, nice, over bleached like Dexter's cleaned up a murdercy.
It's really pungent. My angel orange on the nostrils, that
is fresh.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
And those urinal grills that go way too close? Why
is it so close?

Speaker 6 (32:25):
And also freezing colds? Where are they getting that?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
The most coldest space in Australia it's the men's you
Ryan or that?

Speaker 6 (32:33):
How is it this cold? Why is the rest of
public cold stealing cement in the place.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
From the Arctic the water? No, it's not that kind
of all right, let's take some calls here. Here you
go here, Dwayne, Good morning, Dwayne, good morning. Welcome to
the show. Duayne haved be a lovely weekend, Oh definitely, Dwane.
One has to be in the Aussie pub. If we
build it brick by brick, you've.

Speaker 13 (32:58):
Got to have the good old Ossy jukebox. Yes, you
got to have your case ends your way out west
and how's that? And the top it off, it's going
to be the old original vinyl one.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
A properly beautiful vinyl one. Yeah, there's they're gorgeous as well,
those old juke boxes as well.

Speaker 13 (33:16):
We actually went out bush not long ago, out near
Andermuka for opal mining and that, and they had the
old jukebox there, Vinyl number one on. There was Black
Sabers the Youngest on. There was Cold Chisel.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
The Summer.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
That's really I love that. Duane, thank you very much,
you cool.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
And also producers, jukeboxesn't spelled like that, d u K E.
B Wes the Dukes box.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Can I put a song here?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
No, that's for the Duke his Lordship's private music collection.
Well we and you wrote your own wedding speech, you say,
check it for typos.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Who we got here?

Speaker 6 (33:59):
King o, K king O. Welcome to the show. What's
going to be?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
And if if we're building and recreating and Ossie Pub,
what has to be there.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
Than Christ that we should have a shelf full of
stubby holders with a printed on the of the world's
biggest fish that was caught by Jango on the wall.
That's brilliant. That gold plus gold plus.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You're right.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
You should have seen the one that got away.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
This guy would have caught jaws, stubby holders, white shelf,
it's a shell.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Also we've got to talk the smell in there as well.
It needs to store smell of nicotine despite no one
would have smoked in there for twenty years.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
It hangs in the air, still, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
The Christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Podcast, Christian, if we're building the Aussie part brick by brick,
we are joshuall we are. Don't forget the old Rundown
wood stores shed out the back with the rusty roof
leaking also looks.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Like it's about to collapse a.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Second now for the old open fireplace inside the pub
that may slash may not still be in use. Arms
slash tamp on dispenser and the ladies that has him
been you since nineteen eighty three only takes coys.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
That thing that has what is it, that pheromone dispenser.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
You go to some servos in the UK. It still
has that stuff. Who is believing this the ladies just
kind of.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Toilet for one.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Buck attract the lady of your dreams.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
It sells like car for.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
What about an old swagman with tool stories? Christian? A
toilet with a loose or missing toilet seat, They're always loose.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
It's a law, they must be loose.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
And of course a pie warmer, but with only one
pine all right. Over the weekend I met one of
our lovely listeners out about and it was an American guy
called Dennis, and Dennis and I chatting, and he's from
la and he moved to Australia about fifteen years ago,
and a lovely guy. And then as we're getting ready
say goodbye, he literally he was a hue tore.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
It was like a real life cowboy. Okay. He was
like six' eight or.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Something and of, course if you have a, chapter if
you ever meet anyone who's six five and above in
The american but you're good at basketball, Now.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
And he looked like he'd never been asked that before
in his.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Life, anyway he puts a big meeting part of my
should he goes A? CHRISTIAN i know you love a.
Story HAVE i got a wild story for? You he
told me this incredible, story so. UNBELIEVABLE i googled it
after he, left and THEN i downloaded immediately to my
kendle a book about.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
It.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Wow many years, ago there's a nine year old girl
who's on a school bus going to. School she looks
out the window and out the back of a target Storm,
america she sees a tiger licking its, pause an actual
tiger licking its. Pause no one believes her, because like
a not nine year, old she's got, incredible beautiful. Imagination

(37:07):
her dad is a local game ranger as. Well right,
now he doesn't believe her, Either but then actually it
turns out to be.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
True the police have had a lot of.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Spottings there really is a wild tiger on the loose
in a very quiet.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Suburb Of La.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Wow Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Wow so if you've ever Heard rich roles brilliant Podcast
whi's been going for, years there's a there's a guy
who comes on and investigative for a writer comes on
like once a, month Called Adam. Skolnok he went to
report this was so blown away by this, story meeting her,
dad the, girl and that he wants to write a
book about.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
It but he couldn't just stay to the.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Truth he wrote a fictionalized accountant from this nine year
old daughter's version of, it what it's like to be
here and see. That and she was a motherless, girl
and he wrote this beautiful. Story So i've almost finished the.
Book it's called An American. Tiger it's. Beautiful and then he
came out a couple of months. Ago, anyway this Big
dennis with one and telling me this. Story and at
the end of it he Goes, christian you couldn't make it.

(38:02):
Up and since he told me It's saturday, AFTERNOON i
keep thinking about the story and that. Girl it's imagine
being a school burst and you see a. Tiger it
was the dension of licking its. Pause you. Know my
favorite children's book to read to my daughters Was Tiger
That came To, Tea.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh you, know and reminded me of.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
That but she really saw a tiger licking its pause
in a Quiet la suburb at the back of a target,
store a well behaved.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Tiger.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah then there was a Big there was a real
life tiger hunt with a reward on, it and waters
came from all.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
LIVING i could try and find.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
It, Anyway my point being is, this it's an incredible,
story but that's An american. Story that phrase we, say
don't We we even say it to call it sometimes
when you hear an amazing story in the, show you
couldn't make it.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
Up and it's.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
True you hear these stories sometimes That i'd imagine the
people that have those stories like a first time. ACCOUNT
i get why no one would believe the nine year old.
Girl if my daughters when there were, nine SAID i
saw a tiger from the school, burst the say, yeah,
sure didnner be ready in half an.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
Hour you wouldn't believe.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Them so this WEEK i want to conduct A australia
wide search who has a really wild?

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Story people have these.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Stories, yeah this these wild, stories real life stories are
actually when they've shared them, before people actually don't believe.
Them it's so, unnatural what's, happened so out of the,
ordinary it's beyond the. Ordinary we're going to call it
you couldn't make it. Up and here's what we're going
to do By, friday and this is open all this.
Week it's going to happen to. YOU i don't want
to hear second or third hand. Stories, OKAY i want

(39:31):
this to be Something. Christian you won't Be you couldn't
make it. Up it happened to me and it's a
first hand account of something that happened to.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
You and we're going to run this all this.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Week.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Now we're sorry prize is and all, that but the
really big prize for so many tells us the best
story and we're blessed on this. Show if you're a
regular listener maybe a new, listener you know that we
get great stories almost every day on the. Show but
THIS i really think we're going to get the next
Great australian, story our version Of American tiger by the
end of this. Week whoever tells that story, right and

(40:00):
we think that's the best one we've heard all this.
WEEK i want to meet. YOU i don't know and
where you are In. Australia we're going to fly you.
Here you can come and hang out on the show
for the. Morning i'll take you out. Afterwards, Person i'll
take you out for breakfast or, lunch whatever you want to.
Do you come and watch the, show be part of
the show one. MORNING i really want to meet the
person that's got the next Great australian.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Story we need to hear. It we need to bring it.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Alive we need to preserve these stories that people just
have that they stop telling. People there are times we've
heard extraordinary stories on the show and someone says, afterwards
because a lot of time you just want to be
heard if you've got this wild, story BECAUSE i haven't
really told that story in ages because people stop believing,
you or they just, go, oh come, on someone trying
to go. Viral these, days we don't believe, anything all.

(40:43):
Right so if you've got a wild story this, week
we are looking for.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
It you couldn't make it.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Up The christian O'Connell show.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Podcast this week On The christian O'Connell, show a national
search for your amazing. Stories rom number one must have
happened to. You you couldn't make it. Up Cliff hang
already coming, In. CHRISTIAN i take you back to nineteen
seventy two and walking home from my nights out about

(41:12):
five hundred meters on the High street when and then
your message cuts.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Out it's been.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Redacted, christian there was a young tiger in my backyard
of my street as a kid in the. Seventies i'm
looking for the photo. NOW i thought this is a tall.
Story the guy sent me the photo of his, neighbor Mister.
Schmidt real come round believe with a, look that's a,

(41:39):
Tiger Missus. Schmid Whether Missus schmidt is his name? Is,
look so tiger somebathy in her? Backyard what and Then,
Brad Brad bishop, Morning Brad, christian this is. Incredible have
you seen the story of the weekend about crocodile found
in a creek Behind bunnings And? Newcastle so google this

(42:00):
headline crocodile found in pond Behind Newcastle bunnings and then
comma mysteriously far from. Home but you, know we'll, we'll
we'll all. Go and it's a couple of suburbs to
get that slag on the weekend From. Bunnies crocs the same.
Crocodiles there's one swimming in A New South wales waterway
at least one thousand k's from its natural. Home it's

(42:23):
an incredible. Story, now perhaps you've got a story that
we've not heard before on the.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Show, yeah not didn't happen to, me but it happened
to my. Dad so dad lived out in The aussie
bush and he was fishing as a young.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Boy now we should just pause. Him my.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Other my Other rule number two is no tool.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
Stories, absolutely hand on my heart because.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Now What i'm saying is you got previous.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Here, no come, on what about a three day NonStop
fights it the uncle Called Big red who punched a
man so hard there's still a dent in the earth
to this.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Day there is? It Cor, yeah there we.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Go there is not there rumors to.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Be the whole town still talks about.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Rule number, two no tool.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Stories, no this is actually.

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