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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Christian O'Connor Show. Good Morning Jack, Posts, Good morning guys,
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Patsy, Good morning Christian.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hey Jack. Second Morning Running. You're in way too early.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
No it's not no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, So it's the midway through the year, seven years
into the show. Decided to maybe come in at a
decent time. Second Morning Running. What's going on? This can't keep.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
I lost the jingle off yesterday and I wasn't satisfied
he was keeping me up at night. I'm coming early
and I've made a third jingle to throw into the mix.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Right, Okay, I do over, I do over.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah. Rio didn't know it was a competition, so he
hasn't another.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
But he doesn't need to because he was so good.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Just encourage Jack and reward. It'start having a kid. Reward
the behavior you like.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's not really a competition. This is more like if
Sydney lost the Grand Final last year then came back
a week later without telling Brisbote to.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Start kicking much and just start kicking goals an under
undefended gup.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
At some point today, Could we please play.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
My rolesse we do it half night and perhapsy how
was your day yesterday?

Speaker 6 (01:09):
I had a bit of a sort of face off
with the Love God yesterday because, as we said, we
do have the heater on. We've started it's heat is season,
but we could not heat to see it is season,
thank you. It was freezing last night again, and we
had this argument over what is the perfect setting? So
I actually googled what is reasonable, like, what is the

(01:30):
perfect setting.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
To have your heater on? And I his.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Argument is twenty degrees. It was set on twenty but
I could still feel a draft, and I said, no,
it needs to go to twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
What did Google say, what is the mean temperature?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
It says eighteen to twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh no, that's not I have it eighteen the studio.
That's cold.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, eighteen is cold.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
I'm confused by that because when we put our heater
on at eighteen it warms a house hut. But you're
right in summer, if you.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Know, don't you might have on war mode, kill mode.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
No, no, no, no, two different units. Our heater is
just there, right.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
You got like the guest dou did, Yeah, some.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Ancient old pipey thing that, yeah, it.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Just that it's got the strange feel to it, the
warm air.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
It's dry, uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I can't have it along. I have to keep turning
it off them, but they're like, why do you keep
doing this? It makes me feel funny. I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
You have to load up on over with.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, that's it. It feels like polyester.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
And when you're first turning on, it's that lovely smell
of dust, isn't it because.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's sitting No, Because I tell you what my wife
made me do a couple of weeks ago. Is clean
the vents. You can you again on a ladder boringly
and unscrew them and then take them off out to
the gun and hose them down. And then I forgot
to make a note on each one, like which vent
goes back? That was two hours of sweaty traila there
upper ladder with my wife holding my ankles. She said

(02:53):
to keep me safe, but I was like, actually I
think of it more danger changing now there's no witnesses
it say what happened?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
No witnesses.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
I actually put my vents in the dishwasher. I don't
know if you meant too, but it brings them up.
A treat gets every.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Single takes me a lot of time. I'm hosing them down.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Yeah, it's brilliant. I don't I don't know if I
should be recommending. It might melt some.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sorts, but no.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
But then on the inside of the tubes, do you
have to get like what they would use to sweep
a chimney and put that up there to get everything
out of the actual chube.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I went to Bunny's beforehand and got a kind of
what I couldn't call some sort of dick van Dyke
chim chimney. Chimney was outstendable, teniscopic thing like that that
could sort of go oo, are you giving it one
of those? And I felt so good because years ago
my people in England they used to shove kids up
there to do that up the chimneys. It felt it
was reminiscent. So perhaps what did you what do you
set on the end for the temperature?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Twenty one?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
We compromised. We went halfway between twenty two and twenty
and settled on twenty one. But when he's not home,
I'll just like crank.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
The internal battle my mom and dad you said to do.
Whoever's not in the house plays with the thermostat.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
My friend because his wife has it really high at
twenty four when he's not in the house, and the
fuel bill these days is way too much money during
the day, right which just her there he now goes
to when he goes to it morning, he takes his
the fuses with it. No, yes, there's no way she
can do it.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Right now, open tabs. We're talking about the things, the
random nonsense that every single day you would just chuck
into your phone into Google. Two recent ones for me
won the recipe for Gordon Ramsey's scrambled eggs. Apparently these
are the best way in the world to do scrambled eggs.
And of the last couple of days, I've been perfecting
it because I love scrambled eggs. Have you tried it, Pats, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Chris, Chris does it and it makes the most I
don't know how he does it.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
All I know is that I eat it and I
love it.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Apparently Gordon gets that every apprentice that he has through
his restaurants, he will get them to do that to
cook an egg, because he said that is the hardest
thing to cook perfectly. Is the perfect egg whether it's scrambled, poached, fried, interesting.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
I can think of some things that are a little harder.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Just angling my body language away from person. I think
she just made that up. I did not, No, no,
no you. I believe you have credit your sauce, please, journalist.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
No no no.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I saw it on a biography of his ones.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
So anyway, this way he doesn't do in his scrambled
egsa just sort and get it back to what we
call the trade, the content.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
You can undercook it or overcook it very easily.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Must go out and get that bar.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Really, anyway, how you do how Gordon Ramsey does the
scrambled eggs, No whisking, So you crack the eggs into
the pan. All right, cold pans, you do it cold.
You do not whisk, you stir, so you put your
however eggs you're going to do in. If you're doing
scrambled eggs to two people, how many eggs would you
put in?

Speaker 5 (05:49):
I got six, I would do five, three for me two.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh, that's nice of you. It's an easy and even
number because there's two of us. That is how you
see the relationship. I believe what we call the old
three to two ratio growing boy forty, you're forty.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Now we are a three two ratio in height.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
That is true. What food we should put into our body?
So you crack them into a pan. No whisking, You
just stir, okay, And then what you do is you
do about forty seconds on the heat, and then you
take it off for twenty seconds off the heat, and
then continued stirring. Put it back on for thirty off
for twenty do this for like three minutes. It takes
quite a lot a bit longer, you really, yeah, And

(06:34):
then for the last thirty seconds you then add a
dollar of sour cream. Mix it in that just as
they're calling that stirred through brings them to this fluffiness.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
In oil or butter, I always use butter.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
What do you use a bit butter for you? And
then Bianca can have oil. You know what, ilse in
and oil? Got some left over that manky old tesla
will do you guys, sit on hard boiled eggs. I've
started it the rock. You're trying to get more games?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
No, just because you can hardball a bunch of the
side of the week.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
My wife does this and I literally have to leave
the house to smell in the.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
House had already this morning.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
The other thing I googled over the weekend, I was
watching some of the coverage. Amazing to watch just a
ceremony and the ancient ritual, especially after seeing the movie
Conclave the Pope's Funeral. By the way, that movie Conclave,
it's going through the roof. They're now making more money
than when it came out because now him was like,
what's the conclave? I keep re reading there's going to
be a conclive. All right, there's a recent movie about

(07:34):
that with rape fines.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
It feels very relevant to watch. I only watched it
because of what's happening in.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Italy at this Fascinating, isn't it? But the movie was
so yeah, it is really really good. So anyway, I
was watching the some of the coverage of the post
funeral of the weekend, and throughout the coverage it's a
lot of because it's something like that, it's not like
they have footy commentators. It's a lot of and the
Basilica everyone's whispering, like with the golf and when they're

(08:01):
doing the golf car coverage as well, but they kept
saying how the bishop is going to deliver the homily
in a minute, and I can think of that. They
must be mistaken dumb as they mean the eulogy. And
I didn't know what's the difference between a homily and
a eulogy past you know.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
It is now if you don't know.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
It's not reserved for like more prestigious members of the church.
So it's similar to a eulogy, but it's also like
has a different tribute apprenticeships.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
So as you're you're making the egg, you must deliver
a Gordon Ramsey homily.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
It's a reserved for members of.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
The church, like a eulogy for special people.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, is that right for VIPs.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
According to the interwebs, homily is a sermon usually given
by priests or religious leader that interprets the scriptures and
their relevance to the lives of the congregation, particularly during
religious services like a funeral. A eulogy, on the hound
is a speech given to commemorate a deceased person, focusing
on thyccomplishments and the impact they had on others.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
So will he get both a homily and a eulgy?
He just got a We're not it was a beautiful
the guy. I don't know if his name is some bishop.
I should actually noticed some bishop.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
But it was a beautiful homily and he was encouraging
all of us to be like the late Great Pope
and build bridges not walls. I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Christian Connall Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Christian O'Connell show here talking about the random things you
google on any given day. Over the weekend flying back
from the UK, had a lot of time to watch
movies on the flight, A lot of time, you know,
watching a movie I didn't realize came out about eight
or nine years ago, called The Accountant Ben Affleck, and
he's an autistic accountant who is also an assassin. It's

(09:47):
a lot going on this movie, and I loved it.
It's great, Tim ros a new one is out now,
going to see it this weekend. Anyway, During the movie,
Ben Affleck is talking about how much he loves this
classic painting it's from the early nineteen hundreds of dogs
playing poker. Rights this painting because I like incongruities and
dogs wouldn't play poker. The sea moves on, I can't
move on, so I'm thinking they specifically put that scene

(10:10):
in there where Ben Efflick, who's a relentlessly logic driven
man doesn't believe that dogs would gamble or play poker.
So yesterday I was driven because I couldn't stop thinking
about it to ask chat GPT. This is what actually
typed into chat GPT if they could comma, would dogs
gamble and play poker? Chat GPT replied, Ah, great question. Honestly,

(10:34):
if dogs could gamble and play poker, I think a
lot of them totally would quite chummy. By the way,
this chat GPT that I've got and the evidence that
they present is they're reward driven. Dogs are super motivated
by treats, toys, praise, all forms of winning. If poker
had biscuits instead of chips, the states would be very
real for them. They love competition, not too much stress.

(10:57):
Some breeds like terriers or trees, retrievers or heard dogs
love to outsmart each other and play poker would be
playing for them, not life or their stress. Like humans.
Bluffing is a basic natural instinct for dogs. My dogs
have never bluffed me. Ever seen a dog pretend they
didn't just knock something over. That's classic poker face.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
So where does that leave you with his character?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't know now. Now now, I think they've got
it wrong. Dogs would play poker. I now think we
need to unthink everything we previously believed about dogs, that
they would love to play poker. So pet shops and
pets smart, why don't you bring out a range of
very small pet poker tables that you can gather around
down the dog park. They could have a little sort
of poker table where.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
When I tried to teach this radio team of humans
poker that night, I've never had anyone back to my
house from this tea.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's a very It was great fun, but it's it
takes a lot of practice to know how to get
in the rhythm of playing poker.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
We had too many people people there who never played poker.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Before, and it was There are also two team members
who are no longer on this team, not because of that,
by the way. And chat was like Christian sixty five.
They's not played very well. They spent arguing, but they
won't argue about They were arguing about the pronunciation of
a Ching Tao beer. And you might think I'll make
this up, know they really were.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
While I was trying to describe the rules a complicated
name about what's it?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is it the big bird? What's the little token that
goes wrong.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Yeah, the big blind of the small that's it.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
And I'm next to me is two people going, well,
I've actually been there is pronounced? I think can we
play poker? That's what I googled, Say Jack, what have
you been googling?

Speaker 5 (12:35):
I googled first, I'm going to remind you about Fire Festival.
Remember the sky in the documentary put on a luxurious
or what he said was going to be this amazing,
luxurious music festival where people fly to a tropical island.
You have the biggest acts in the world, luxurious accommodation,
premium food, all that, and then people got there and
they're these tiny little tents and the cheese sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Because there's a big documentary, wasn't there about two or
three years ago?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
That was brilliant about it. He went to jail, he
saved four years in prison. And then I read a
headline about Fire Festival two. Yeah, It's like surely, no, no, no,
he's back, he's bad. Yes, he's trying to get funding
five Festival two. And his quote is that they have
to win back the trust of the people they let down.
You actually change, you win back the trust, makes it

(13:23):
sound like, oh, one band dropped out last minute. You
committed forward for hundreds of us.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
You did jail time. What you did was so bad.
And any company that goes last money for quick Google
search that guy RecA Wait, he's a criminal. He did
four years in time, so wait he's doing the same college.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
He's coming back all he wants. I actually think it
is shame on the buyers this second time round. And
bought a ticket to Fire Festival two.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
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Speaker 8 (14:16):
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Speaker 2 (14:29):
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French onion soup day before that spag bowl? What is

(14:51):
Darth cooking this morning?

Speaker 10 (14:52):
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listeners think this is too easy.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
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pronounce the damn thing. Mits water, butter, flour, beat in eggs,
then form little balls onto a tray. Bake until golden
and fluffy patients. Victory comes to those who wait. HiPE
cream inside. The force must row through every piece, dip

(15:28):
and start all fifty flick strands of caramel. Even that
Jedi master couldn't make this. I find my lack of
progress disturbing. Might just buy some paddle pops instead. Back
to you at your rebel based Christian be interesting.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
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All right, lineser, but now what do you think Darthur
was cooking? Thirteen fifty five twenty two, first of all
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Speaker 3 (15:55):
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Speaker 2 (16:00):
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Speaker 10 (16:02):
Okay, so I've had feedback that some of you listeners
think this is too easy.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Well, I've won right.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
Into my Imperial cookbooks. Get a load of this recity
difficulty level expert. I don't even know how to pronounce
the damn thing. Mits water, butterflour, beat in eggs, then
form little balls onto a tray. Bake until golden and fluffy. Patience.

(16:31):
Vickory comes to those who wait hip cream inside the
force must row to every piece, git and start all
fifty flicked strands of caramel. Even that Jedi master couldn't
make this. I find my lack of progress disturbing. Might
just buy some paddle pops instead. Back to you at

(16:52):
your rebel based.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Christian tough one This morning, Donna, Good morning, Donna, good morning.
I'm good Donna. See fancy one thousand dollars.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
Oh, that would be amazing, that was absolutely amazing.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Now, Donna, what do you think Darth was cooking tough
one this morning?

Speaker 11 (17:08):
I think he's cooking a krock and Bush.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Wow, well done? Who knew that? On the show at
Winne could say krock and bush and we give them
one thousand dollars and what are you gonna do with
your money? Well done? Donna was right.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
He direct.

Speaker 11 (17:24):
Yeah, my god, my god, oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
He's an enigma, Darth Fad. He loves to make a
krok and bush. Goodness sounds do we get those? Professoral
to that grill of a helmet of his very messy.

Speaker 11 (17:36):
Oh that's amazing. Oh my daughter she lives in Canada
and I would manage to get her to come out
for a visit my husband's sixtieth this year. So, oh
my god, that's incredible, that's so exciting. I was just
on the phone, who are actually I'm on my way
to work, and I thought, oh, give her a quick ring,
and then I heard you guys have the competition of
oh oh that's spectacular, Oh my god, that's so exciting.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Great, So you reckon, you want me to get your
daughter over for your husband's sixtieth this year.

Speaker 11 (18:03):
Oh, I would love to. Yeah, yeah, it's in June,
and she sort of mentioned it earlier this year. I'd
love to come out. And I'm like, oh, no, you know,
it's a big it's a big ask.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Nono, the way that you try to push your back
if it was mine, if it was mine, it's a
small yeah, you know, it's not one of those huge ones.
It's mine unless I win this radio competition about.

Speaker 11 (18:25):
Crocod she'd be so excited. She doesn't have a lot
of money, and yeah, to come out, that's spectacular. Oh
my god, that's so excited.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
When was the last time you saw your daughter?

Speaker 11 (18:35):
Oh, she's been it. She went for a one year holiday,
working holiday, and I've been eight years.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
You haven't seen your daughter in eight years?

Speaker 11 (18:43):
No, you know, we do face time and she has
you know, come out, you know, but it's been a while. Yeah,
it has been a while.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I hope she comes back this year. What a reunion
that's going to be for all of you.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
I know.

Speaker 11 (18:56):
Yeah, we went through COVID and then you know, we
haven't say that.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
We'll make a kroc and boush for when she shows back.

Speaker 12 (19:08):
I'm so exciting.

Speaker 11 (19:08):
Oh my god, Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
So glad it was you and the winter John, well done.
I really hope you were reunited this year with your daughter.

Speaker 11 (19:15):
Thank you. That's very kind.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I have a whole great winner. Take care bye, good bye,
Christian Color Show podcast. This morning, we're looking for your
stories about cultural misunderstandings. Rio got involved in one in Korea.
So I'm guessing you were in South Korea. Yes, yes,
this was understanding. Good luck, huge misunderstanding to North Korea

(19:39):
one way trip. It's a misunderstanding. I was meant to
be in South Korea. I'm not a spy. I know
that's what spies say, but this time is true. Come on, guys,
stop lulling around. Let me out here. So you went
to South Korea.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
So I went to South Korea, and I went for
what I thought was just going to be a normal
body scrub, like a nice exfoliation. What it actually is
is you end up completely naked in the middle of
a room.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
When you end up, it sounds like he's ripping a
clothes off you begin, don't it always a gradual bit
of four play and then he goes, hey, why don't
you take those cats off? Let's get the old bonds off.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Look over there. Then you turn back in your pancy.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
GoF it's dacking you in the its called a Korean dak.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
You make it very clear that you can't wear any
sort of clothes in the spa.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
They're actually like, will yell at you. I saw him
yelling at another white guy who was in.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Like, you know what do you want to keep bar
socks off?

Speaker 9 (20:36):
And then you go into this spa, which is akin
to a Japanese onsend.

Speaker 8 (20:41):
So it's a lot of beautiful.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, we all knows every other day. I'm on setting.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
Well, you sure. It's a beautiful sort of indoor spas.

Speaker 9 (20:51):
And in the middle is a wooden table and a
bucket of water and an old Korean man.

Speaker 8 (20:56):
In just sort of black undies, and.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
The other people in the bar people are just plants.
You're in there, they watching you get a naked massage while.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
They're taking calls.

Speaker 9 (21:07):
They're just in the spa, chilling out, doing whatever you
do in a spa.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
So you're reading a book and then there's some random
I didn't know you had an audience.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
Yes, no, you see you're in the middle and then
there's three bars around you. Oh my god, of other
naked men who they're just doing their spa and I'm
in the middle.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Wooden't table put me off my spa if I'm going
there to have it, to have a spar like, you know, chilling,
some tranquility. And there's a random naked guy being rubbed, well, yeah,
more but a squeeze or whatever. He had that shammy
on you.

Speaker 8 (21:36):
Yeah, he has a huge oven, me like a massive.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
This sounds I've not being funny. It's it's it's actually no, No,
there's a place like this near me.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
I promise you this is and at that place you
actually pay more for people to watch.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I've got my own oven. Don't worry.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
No, this was honestly one of the least sexual experiences
of my life.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
It's so so.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well, bigorous rubbing and then you're being bent around.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
Yes, you're being bent like a pretzel, and you're completely
there's no modesty towel, so your legs are in the air,
there's nothing.

Speaker 8 (22:10):
You're completely After.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
A while, I bet you just surrendered to what it is.

Speaker 8 (22:13):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 9 (22:14):
It goes about half an hour, and the first few
minutes you're trying not to laugh because it's it's the
most ridiculous situation.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
How vigorous is it?

Speaker 13 (22:20):
Like?

Speaker 9 (22:21):
Really is It's like he's trying to get the skin
off your.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Body, scaling this.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Yes, yes, this is trying to scale me. And it's
so rough.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
But after a while, first of all, you start to
feel like a like a baby dolphin.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
You're you're smooth than oh.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
My god, because you've said dolphin. I don't want to
feel like that baby dolphins. We all know that.

Speaker 9 (22:40):
So smooth, and you feel like you feel like a
little baby because you're so you're being just completely manhandled
and bathed by this old career.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Or obviously not a parent.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
You get a cool phone, a visit and run it
so for social services, and that's how you're bathing your
kids at nighttime with a bloody gray up and glove.
Also the phrase man like, I'm on holiday here, I'd
like to be man handled. I've got about half an
hour and hour, so let's get on with it. I'm
just gonna get my cats off.

Speaker 9 (23:09):
Don't knock it to each other. Honestly, yeah, it's a beautiful.
It was a big cultural misunderstanding, but it ended.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
Up being a really beautiful experience.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
And does he get everywhere Jack he gets absolutely everywhere.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
What do you mean he's exfoliating like he's exfoliating the
Grand Canyon, the dandel rangers.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
He's going in to exfoliate the Grand Canyon and he
doesn't care what gets in the way.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You're kidding. And he's he's not doing front and back.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
Though front it starts with fright, it starts with all
of the front.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
So he's trying. He's getting right up from.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I went to misrate because some people might get get
what well, just get excited with that.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
No, it's so it's so over overwhelming that you couldn't
possibly Do you think.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
There's somewhere in Melbourne I could go? Actually, I'm sure
there are enough.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Rio from your experiences come.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Back to my milo. All right, we're looking at me
your stories of cultural misunderstandings.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Give us a call The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Rio put his legs in his air, grabbed his ankles
to show us, to show us, and just wired the
how this Because there are video cavas in here, anything
can be taken out of context. It looks like you
and I am making him grab your ankles. Rio, I
didn't know where to put my eyes. He was showing

(24:39):
us how his what's it called the massage career?

Speaker 8 (24:43):
Green body scrub.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Korean body scrub? How it started? But you know what
I well, if you're a parent and you have the
when they wear their baby's and you sort of hike
their ankles back, you push the mats, you can wipe them. Yeah,
it was that got by Korean man who was sending me.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
Yeah, it's exactly that post and they jump it.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
That's position one.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
That's position one. You don't get emails. Will just start there,
so I can't ease into it. If you're na even
going to be rubbed with an oven glove, just start there. Ye,
get it out the way I say, literally just moved
to the site or something. Anyway, what are we talking about?
Good point? Cultural misunderstandings thirteen fifty five, twenty two. This
happened to you in the year Venezuela.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
I'm sorry to say mine is in the bum area
as well.

Speaker 14 (25:27):
Do we think most cultural mist understandings go to the
deady air I was took a period trying to learn
Spanish to impress Yankees Venezuelan parents and grandparents, and we
went over for her great grandmother's ninetieth birthday, Mama Ken,
and she said to me.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
I've heard you had a great year. And I tried
to say in Spanish on grande anor, which was meant
to mean I've had a great year, but I've actually
said I have a great anus.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
That's why you've had that killer year working on his glupes? No,
and how did mamma can react politely? Of course? What
can you do?

Speaker 5 (26:05):
She nodded. It wasn't until the drive home that Bianca said,
you told mamma Ken you have a nice anux.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
All right, we got actual name, Tristi.

Speaker 12 (26:17):
Yes, hi, guys, how are you going?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Welcome to the show, Tristy And what's your story about
cultural misunderstanding?

Speaker 12 (26:23):
So at a cultural exchange program in high school, my
friend accidentally told our entire French class that she was
pregnant instead of she was full from a meal.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
See it's these little words like jack in year and and.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
I can imagine that she doesn't like rub her belly.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Certainly you're really mean into it, You're really owning that pregnant.

Speaker 12 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, because it's just sweet plan, which is the
literal translation of I am full, but contextually in French
it's I'm pregnant, so.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Poor thing right, at least we all know now, Tristy,
thank you very much. She called keep it coming thirteen
double five, sorry thirteen fifth, twenty two cultural misunderstandings. Then
to forget we have one thousand dollars still hasn't gone.
This week for our Caller of the.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Week Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Christian O'Connell's Show This Treek, we're asking you who do
you think you saw? You know, sometimes where you convinced
for a brief moment in time that you've seen someone
incredibly famous, and I actually think that we really want
to have seen them, and you try and bend the
extraordinary odds that it probably isn't them. I think the
only reason we want to see really famous people is
because it's then to tell somebody else, isn't it. It's

(27:32):
the power of it. It's not almost that we've seen them.
It's the currency gives. You're going, you won't believe what
I saw. Like when I convinced myself for about thirty seconds,
I seen Steve Martin at Flinder's station by Platform thirteen,
and I'd convinced myself that was Steve mart He really
this guy did look a lot like Steve mart right,
white hair, well dressed, and I thought, with this guy
was wearing a hat, that Steve Martin loves to wear hats.

(27:52):
You've got that city Hatter's Place on the corner of
Flinders Station. You put this together like Sherlock Holmes. Damn,
this is a close case. That's Steve Martin over there,
waiting to get on the train to go to Sandigham.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
I didn't know Steve Martin was a big hat love.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, yeah, you watch the only one who's in the
building's got a ray of beautiful hats. So anyway, I
was convinced for a while then obviously a realist, it's
just some whitehead, sprightly old man. Basically, it's not Steve Martin.
But anyway, so we're talking yesterday, who do you think
you saw? Now, moments later you might realize, oh, actually
it's not. It just looks a bit like that person.
We don't care. It's that brief window where you thought,
like Patsy had some crazy story on Monday that she

(28:28):
saw Ryan Gosling in talkie wait for it, going into
a local subway to get a big old football.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
He still hasn't been sighted in Australia.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
I don't care he's incognito. Of course he would be.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Why would he be the only rooftop in this country?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
The only person is you, Petrina Drums.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Yes, because I've got an eye and a nose I
sniff out this night.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
The extra bit of information you say is he was
walking from the caravan part.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, that's it. That she's got an eye. She's only
got one eye, but damn it, she's doubled down on
that one good eye. So I asked yesterday when we
were talking about all this and was talking about that.
It's an institution here in Melbourne, isn't it? The city hatters?

Speaker 5 (29:05):
City hatters? We love city hatters.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Going there since the early nineteen hundred and so I
was kind of fascinated. Do they get reduced rent because
it's it's prime real estate there, isn't it? You know,
right outside Flinders Station a prime spot there. And I'm
thinking out though it's bespoke hats there, how many it's
not a volume thing. You can't be selling that rebel
sports is it? When you're in there every day? Families
are getting them, kids are gaining them as well. It's

(29:28):
a very bespoke niche market bit beautifully done.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
When they opened it in nineteen ten.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
That was a hat for hat everyone, you youth, it's
the base podcast. Wasn't us you kill the trail boot?
You killed the bowler hat? So anyway, I sent one
of the team TEENI yesterday to call them to just
ask them how many hats you're selling a year? Producer, Tina,
what did you find out? Sorry? A little bit of

(29:56):
a mystery. Sorry. Teen has only been on the show Cutor,
which's used to work in a reddis show called Ben
and Liam. So still a bit sort of learning how
to actually do proper radio. It's okay, I am a rookie.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
Excuse me, sorry, A bit of a mystery.

Speaker 15 (30:08):
They get hundreds and hundreds of customers a week a day,
can't reveal that much. They have lots of hats, the
piggy bland of flat hat.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Now, Tina, thank god you made that call yesterday. I
was wondering how many hats they've got. Wait, you're now
telling me you've got the big exclusive for the show
that wait for it, they've got You've got loads of hats.
At course I can see where we hired you, do
you guys is paying attention. This is how you this

(30:38):
is how you do it.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Okay, to stop moving so fast. Let me write this down.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
I think I understood what Christian wants here. You've got
hats there. I hang up now, I think it's all wanted. Yeah,
there's definitely hats in there. So Tina, did you find
out that they've got a few hats there?

Speaker 15 (30:54):
So they have a lot of celebrities that come and visit.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Steve Man could have been there, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
He could have.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
That won't be revealed.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Why it's a secret.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
So who did you speak to there?

Speaker 15 (31:04):
Sorry to Ashley.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
He's a product developer and well he's making you back
there bloody. Elcha, Pato, I.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Mean we've thought of all the house.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I'm working on it. It's a tricorn, but it's also
a baseball cap product city hatters. Wow, we right on
the front line of new engineering. Huh were really are?

Speaker 15 (31:26):
They're planning for the next hundred years.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Luddy, I mean I like to plan for the next
one hundred minutes or one hundred and seconds, one hundred years.
I might go and ring the chief executive. Listen, I've
got a new one hundred year vision for the show.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
This is four model.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well people are when we moved to Mars? What are
we wearing? A Sorry, Tina, this is great by the way,
you did a great job. You say so for the
next one hundred years. Any other businesses planning for the
next one hundred years? No way, Nike are city hatters
are though? Long term vision, ancient history. Welcome to city hatters.

Speaker 16 (32:05):
What is.

Speaker 13 (32:08):
So?

Speaker 15 (32:08):
He could reveal though, that Rod Stewart recently visited and
added to his big hat collection.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Wow, that is huge.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
What a name to drop booms And they let Rod
look at some of the future hats.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
What's Andy wearing in five years time? Ten years time?
He's got the future hats.

Speaker 15 (32:27):
I also found out what the most expensive hat is
is a Panama hat?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Why is the Panama the most expensive? Is it the material?
It is? The material?

Speaker 15 (32:36):
Is Unesco made?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
You're kidding?

Speaker 15 (32:39):
I am not, But I can't reveal too much else
about it because.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You don't know. Did you actually speak to him or
you just got the voicemail because he found out it's famous,
people may may not go there and they've been making
hat They've got lots of hats there. So, Tina, do
you think that be up for giving that most expensive
hat away as an amazing prize on the show one day.

Speaker 15 (33:05):
I don't see why they wouldn't, but yes, let's go with.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
It, right listen, maybe on Ben and Leme on Nova,
No wonder they got moved off Breakfast with Tina on board?
Do you did he say?

Speaker 17 (33:18):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Do I have to call it? Actually? Toda eighteen.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Give him my hat?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Now? You said yes, sure, let's go with it. We
can't make her sound like I can't go. Yeah, we
were giving away trip to Hollywood. Yeah, you just go
with it. Can we all give away a one thousand
dollars Panama heart on the show next week?

Speaker 15 (33:38):
Yes we can.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Which famous person do you think you saw? Give us?
Called thirteen fifty five twenty two? Got a great one
here from Roy. It's actually attached to Elliott. It's actually
illegal Roy to take pictures of people with that permission.
But he's take a cheeky photo of some one who
really does look a lot like Prince Harry. It's a
spitting image. However, where was this Prince Harry? Out your way?

(34:06):
Patsy wear a be plasti food court? That makes sense?
Having a little bit of out there having a dim Yeah,
I knew Meg, he's bored at some of those healthy foods.
To Megan, mates, that's a slummt and a weribee Plaza
food court.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Is that a good one, Patty? It is? It does not?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
It does come on. That does look like crop. That's
Prince Ah, that's Prince h. He's wiring about those bodyguards.
The roars won't let them have anymore. Can send out
look alike.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
He's obviously shot from the hip as well. That is
such a crapy photo.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Old guy just trying to have some dimmis a Pacific
were aby Plasta food court. It's the fact that Roy
said this happened last year. Wait, you've still got this
photo on your boat. He's still dining out on this Roy.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Wonder if he has soy sauce on his gimmies.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well ask Royan thirteen fifty five twenty two. Which famous
person do you think you spotted? And where who we
got here? Philippak, Good morning, Philippa, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 16 (35:15):
Good morning Christians.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
All right, Philippa, Then, first of all, who was the
famous person you thought you saw?

Speaker 16 (35:22):
Jamie Lee Curtis greatress.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
I know I saw, all right, okay, like Patsy and
Ryan Goslinger coming out of a talkie subway over the week.
None of one of those, now, Philippa, Where was the actress,
Hollywood actress Jaimie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 16 (35:39):
It was in a sort of a It was in Courtla,
which is in Croatia.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
And what was she doing.

Speaker 16 (35:47):
It was being a regular tourist, walking along with her camera,
just kicking things out.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Alright, Philip Ark, first time he called a radio show. No,
all right, okay, Philippa, thank you very much for Cole,
Thank you very much for that.

Speaker 16 (36:05):
You're welcome by.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Let's go to almost too much there to pull apart
right now. He's going to take us a couple of
days to go through that, for sure. Put that one
through callers. Grant, good morning, Hey, don't maw i a.
I'm good Grant, welcome to show. So which famous person
do you think you saw? Grant?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
So, I worked at CRAM back in the day, and
I'm seventy five decent.

Speaker 18 (36:25):
Sure I serve fish and chips to Pink.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Who knows she's here so much? This could actually be
a genuine spot in there. She was. She's wearing the kills,
so the old school, like white tenkins and whatnot. A
friend of colin pinky, So I'm assuming, I'm assuming.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Wait, she had friends with her calling her pinkinky and
you overheard that.

Speaker 18 (36:49):
Yeah, and she had the accident.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I can't remember now, it was so long ago, but
but yeah, I was probably about nineteen twenty.

Speaker 18 (36:58):
But it was interesting.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
If you were like a mega style of that, you
wouldn't want your friends yelling out your name.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Would you crowded public space? What did she order? Fish
and chips?

Speaker 19 (37:11):
What'd she ordered with the fish and chip?

Speaker 18 (37:14):
I think it was just I just I think I
just recall it was just chips.

Speaker 12 (37:17):
I can't remember.

Speaker 19 (37:17):
I think maybe a potato cake in there.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Probably that's the old jack post follow up questions. But
all right, thank you very much. You didn't ask philiput
On then Angus Angus, Hello, Elo, Now you've got a
reverse one. Someone thought you were the celebrity.

Speaker 18 (37:36):
Yes, and it was quite quite amazing. Actually, I was
in Vaniwaru for about six months, sailing around on your
and it was in the early twenty tens and pirated
DVDs were a thing over there, and the transporter had
come out with Jason Stath. Great movie, and it is
a good film. And I the first island I came across,
I was called transporter and people would come and take

(37:58):
photos with me. And whatnott got a shaved head and
I'm white. And it happened the whole way around the country.
Whether Jesus Stephen they hind percent. I may have went
along with it occasionally.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Why not, why not think I'm about a.

Speaker 18 (38:15):
Foot tall anymore about.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
But they might have thought, well that, you know, some
some actors liked to puff up, don't in between movies,
and that get cut the carbsweens out there on the
boat eating cars all.

Speaker 18 (38:28):
Day, putting on a few pounds for the next rour.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
And tell me, do you look like Jason Statham?

Speaker 18 (38:36):
Absolutely undercent act as well, and you know I'm a
martial artists and all that sort of jazz. Yeah, that's
made it nut.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
By the way, Angus, what do you mean you were
just you know, nor people don't just around half a
year just saying around found one two wonderful? But how
come you got to do that?

Speaker 18 (38:53):
Because I'm a ship's engineer, so I've done a lot
of that. So yeah, I got a We've got a
sixty foot yot my wife and I and we do
a lot of that sort of stuff still, so yeah, yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Good, fun good.

Speaker 18 (39:04):
If you want to step off the planet, you're.

Speaker 10 (39:06):
Just pop on you up.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Awesome, all right, stet and thank you very much and cool.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Christian O'Connell Show one Podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Which famous person do you think you may have saw?
Good morning to Harlem Christiaan for the Forrest Thorn movie
came out, I'm pretty sure I saw Chris Hemsworth in
jim shorts and cut off tank powerful and a gym
bag and a tram stop outside Flinder Street station. The
reason he stood out because of his size and the

(39:36):
bleach blonde, longer hair he sported for the Thorn movie.
I just love the fact that Thor has got his
own Mikey, like Chris have a Mikey. I'm impressed, and.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Goes to a gym so far away that he's got
to change over in the city you can.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Leave at the tramp All right, who do you think
you saw? We got Shirley here, Good morning, Shirley, Good morning,
Welcome to a show so shirty. Who do you think
you saw? Which famous person I happened to be away.

Speaker 13 (40:06):
For a weekend away. It's my husband down at Crown
Casino in Melbourne, and we decided to go for a
walk up past all the shops and that, and you know,
we couldn't believe how expensive, you know, some of the
shops were. And we just happened to walk into one
of the men's shops and there was a guy trying
on shoes and I thought, who's going to afford these
sort of foods? And it was guy Sebastian And my

(40:29):
husband kept telling me off because I was pointing at him.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
The guy was guy Sebastian Sebastian, And.

Speaker 13 (40:35):
We walked over and we thought, oh my goodness, how
much of these shoes and they were priced around the
four thousand dollars mark.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh my god, you're right. Come on, Crown Casino. Chuck
a cotton on or something in break up the Louis
vouton somewhere to do that. Chuck a Salvos in there.

Speaker 13 (41:02):
I don't know the name of the shop.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
And did he buy the shoes or did he just
try him on?

Speaker 13 (41:07):
He was trying him on. He looked like he was
obviously gonna buy a pair for sure. Just dragged me
out and said stop pointing.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah, all right, shirty, Thank you very much. You cool.
I have a good day you too. Bye, Nadine, good morning.

Speaker 17 (41:26):
Yes, Hi, my name is Nadinto.

Speaker 18 (41:28):
How are you doing, Christian, I'm very good.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
My name is Christian. Yeah, get up together on the radio.

Speaker 17 (41:37):
So I'm very sure that I saw Patrick Sways when
I was in nineteen eighty four eighty five at SAM
station and the guy helped me pulled up my prem
up the stairs of the station. And I'm pretty sure
it didn't because when I said thank you, he actually,
you know, he said, not a problem, not a problem,
with a deep American voice, and I thought.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
He did Patrick Sways. He did have a very deep voice.
Well was he shorty, Yes, yes, very short guy. I
think it was like five four five five.

Speaker 17 (42:10):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 16 (42:11):
I thought, Oh, it looks I mean, you know, on
screen it looks bigger.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
And which dons how big your TV is? But yeah,
cinemas of course. My god. He but suddenly he can
really beat the top of that pram. It was probably
trying to get in it for you to give him
a lift up the stairs. No baby in a pram and.

Speaker 11 (42:34):
In the corner differently.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
That's it, that's it, that's it. Good old Patrick Swayze.

Speaker 16 (42:38):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Nadine, thank you very much. You're cool. Take care, Thank
you bye.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Christian Connell show podcast What.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Are the Odds Your Stories of coincidence or Chance on
thirteen fifty five twenty two kick us off. This week
we have a great one from Toby High, Christian and
the team. I have a story for What are the Odds.
I've worked at the same line organization for ten years.
I joined with a group of other new starters via
the graduation program. We all became quite close during our

(43:06):
early years. However, over time we drifted apart as work
and life got more busy. In February this year, I
started in new role and was delighted to find out
that one of my old grand colleagues was part of
my new team. We caught up one lunchtime to reconnect
and update each other on our lives over the last
few years. The conversation went others. Me yaw married with
a kid now too? Her me too? How old? Me

(43:27):
two years old? Her minus two as well me. We
just bought a house in December. Oh we did as well.
We brought one. Which suburb suburb name? She says, Oh
my god, we bought the same suburb. Which street street name?
That's the same street as us. Which number you ever?
Twenty three? We bought twenty four?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Oh wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Turns out that my old colleague and I had bought
houses opposite each other on the same street only three
months apart, also had kids exactly the same age, and
are now working back in the same team together. What
are the odds? That's a great one, Toby, Thank you
very much. Roman. Good morning, Good morning, Roman, welcome for show.

(44:10):
So what are the odds? What's the story for us?

Speaker 19 (44:13):
It was back in the days where we could rent
video series and I was having a movie night with
my cousin and we got to watch The Exhaustis. So
the movie had two series, Part A and Park B.
We started with Part A and when we ended, we
were going to the path to get the part B
and the Part B city was not there. We call

(44:34):
it a night. Next day morning we were going to
work together in the bus, and in the bus I
found the CD Part B of the Exhausist and we
were just looking at each other's face dumb stuck.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
That wow, and it's a scary, scary movie, isn't it
Roman as well?

Speaker 19 (44:53):
It is it got even scarier because we found the
party next day.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
That is, Oh, that's giving good. What a spooky story. Yeah,
did you go back that night and watch part B.

Speaker 19 (45:06):
No, we just could not grab the city from the bus.
We just saw him, we were reading. We couldn't think
anything straight after that.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
No, you can't, can't trust and probably still to this day,
you can't think anything straight. Yes, Jack can't. And that
didn't even happened to him. Roman, Roman, great story, what
incredible story mate. Thank you very much for calling up
and sharing it.

Speaker 19 (45:29):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Bye, all right, have a good day. Thirteen fifty five
twenty two. Your story is a coincidence and chance.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Now we do have a new radio station phone number
thirteen fifty five twenty two, And in fact, you just
took a call from someone. Whilst we're looking for calls
for coincidence and chance, it was just going has he
got any phone number?

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Essentially just checking the line you do a new phone number?

Speaker 12 (45:54):
Is this it?

Speaker 13 (45:55):
This?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
That's how phone numbers work when they change all here,
But the number has changed, Please update your records thirteen
fifty five twenty two. So I asked producer Rio and
Jack if they could make a jingle, a catchy jingle
like classic old radio jingles. Few to remember the new
number now. Jack made this one.

Speaker 20 (46:20):
Soon the boss was just walking down the streets singingteen
fifty five twenty two, taper a things on a small
bone screen, ringing thteen fifty five twenty to thirteen thirteen
fifty five fifty twenty two. That's the number that is

(46:42):
new now.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Sadly he lost a jingle off to Rio, who made
this one.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
Call us on thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 10 (46:52):
Call us on thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
We've got everything.

Speaker 8 (46:58):
Price is for you to win.

Speaker 9 (47:00):
You can hang out with thirty follows on thirteen fifty five.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
You on be careful showing these skills that sales team
and have you make. We will lose you to the
dark side.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
You have so much fun when you call it karma.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You'll be hanging out with Kinny's dad, all right. So
one of you said, do you know what? Jack might
have won it if he'd have used the ancient technique
used in the Luma bill AADs thirteen thirty twenty two.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
That's thirteen thirty thirty two.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
So Craig and Seaford had this idea, and so I said,
we need a cute sounding kid. You have a cute
sounding kid. Young Gordon, my three.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Year old son, yesterday recorded the thirteen fifty five twenty
two and working together we have recreated the lubin bill
jingle to now be our new phone number jingle.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
This is so cute. Haven't listened to this?

Speaker 20 (47:54):
The christ Journo colorm number is new Cold thirteen fifty
five twenty two.

Speaker 9 (47:59):
Fle Frau tuntil Yes, Getting you nailed it, World Done,
Jack Christian Connell Show.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Podcast Today again on the outwork time waster for the
best in show thanks to quality health quality how Vitamin's
Australian owns offered at every day low prices at price Line.
You can win this one in two hundred and fifty
dollars price Sound Pharmacy voucher for the best in Show
for today's time waster. This morning's time waster is art bands.
Can you and I make a pact we will never

(48:28):
do art bands again. I have blood coming out of
my eyes and ears trying to work out art back.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
I studied art at high school. So did you have
problem for me.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
In your wheelhouse? Is when it certainly wasn't in mind?
Oh boy, okay, let's get into the sim pickens and
go panhandling for any goals? Art bands? What about the
old painting things, the painting teams?

Speaker 10 (48:57):
I know.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I will pass your vango. Nothing for that but painting things,
death cab for cubism. Oh silver m g VGs, m gvegs.
That's a goal, hey, Darly parton gold. Yeah, Michael Angelo Bolton.
Absolutely nothing with that, I thought, slipping in. Well okay, well,

(49:26):
where do you go and see great art?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
What do you go to?

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Maybe the Sistine Chapel?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
No, no, what do you call the building? Whether? No, no,
it's not museum, that's artifacts, thank you, that's right. You
know he's playing there, Galleiana and a.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
I'm sorry I buddled the set up.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah no, no, I think I muddled the payof ron Jackie. Boy.
What have you got right in your wheelhouses? Nothing but goals.
I'm sure we're going to get brush Springsteen now that
is up there with Michael Angelo Bolton. Just brush in
fat of anyone, brush my Morrison.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
I studied art in high school.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I know he knows his brush woman.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
You used to add paint to the canvas Fleetwood Macromay.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Oh that's very good. Gold.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
He's a lie Cherry.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
And he studied art eesel.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
And boy George was.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Anybody loved his art, did he? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:25):
He was in sculpture club.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah that's very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right,
did you study art? Let's find out right now. All right,
let's see what we get art bands? Text me oh
four seven five three one oh four three good luck.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Time Wasters Today, we're looking for your art bands. Did
you study art like Jack Post, We're about to find
out the Pilasso, the perclasho Gold, that's very good.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
So hard to get Pocasso in there as well, And yeah,
it was very difficult.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
All I had was insane clown Picasso. Oh it's not bad, Yeah,
but it's bad. It's bad.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
You have to think too long on one.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah, that's why they follow. But I Wendy, by the way,
did that one per class show? Very good? Art and
Craft Funkel Stellar. There better be an art shop somewhere
in this planet called Art and Craft Funkel. That's very good. Pincasso,
Pink Casso, very good. Steve cold Eaesel Gold. Who needs

(51:37):
we broadcast to artists? He's all studied artists. Lady Dada Gold,
Shinzi are well done, Black Eyed Picasso, Bronze Hootie and
the Van GoFish not quite the Salvadores, Oh Gold, Yeah,
very good, well done. My name is Brad Formal Hi

(52:00):
Ice Cubism, oh Weld Dondeacon Money Rock, Silver, powder Finger
painting Gold. I mean we've got high level ones coming
in now, you know, the Impressionist Cubism painting. That's the
level for this show, isn't it. Powder Finger painting is

(52:22):
very good, Andy Boney Jove Silver Money Boney, Yeah, very well.
Nice trick, Mandy. The Van go Goes Silver plus and
Midnight Oil painting too easy, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, tough.

Speaker 13 (52:38):
All right?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Who's best in show? Who's getting two hundred and fifty
dollars price line?

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Pharmacy voucher Well unto Deacon for Ice Cubism.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
On tomorrow's show. Let's talk tomorrow's show today, Footy stars?
Where are they now? I'll tell you where they are
all right now doing the flooring hit my utility room.
Who's doing it? Former D's ruckman from the eighties, Glenn MacLean. Right.
We had some new neighbors. They moved in about two
years ago and we got to know them last year

(53:09):
and they're a lovely couple. And this guy, Glenn right,
all I know him is a big, tall guy. We
get chatting and if you're tall, I'm going to say,
you must have played footy back in the day, and
he goes, oh, I did, Actually I played. I played professionally.
And I was like, oh God, so I don't recognize
you and it's back in the eighties. Don't want to Christian,
I forgive you. So Glenn McLean is his name. I
came for the D's for five years from about nineteen

(53:30):
eighty to eighty four. Then he went over the Pies. Anyway,
he now does sort of renovations and stuff like that.
So I've got them to do a quote to do
my utility room flooring and the bathroom flooring. And while
I was away for two weeks, former D's ruckman came
around and he's done a great job with the floor
with the four very happy for it. He gave me
his invoice. Yes, I'm paying it today, Glenn, very happy

(53:52):
with it. I'd like to give all my work to
former D's players if there's any stuff that I need doing.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
It's true not everybody can step out of football and
go straight into commentary. There's only so many media jobs.
So where does everybody else end up?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
You start doing flooring?

Speaker 5 (54:06):
When I was young, Francis Burke, who is a five
time Premiership player for Richmond in the seventies, called my
home phone and asked if my dad wanted to buy
a newsagent's you're kidding, so I don't know exactly what
he did, but he bought and sold newsagents, or he
knew of a newsagent that needed selling and asked by
dad if he was interested.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
All right, So tomorrow on the show Footy Players, where
are they now? You're right? What is it? Five percent comedy?

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Maybe less?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Because only two channels and networks you're going to be on.
I guess then with sen as well? What are the
rest of them doing? Former footy players? Email me Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Also on tomorrow's
show will have the name game as in do you.

Speaker 9 (54:47):
Have a name that's a pain, a name you always
need to explain, Well, we've.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Made my name.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
As in games, if you have a name that's a
Paine and go, it's like this all a one. Welcome
my first name, as in money bags cash.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
So krugar round pound, penny penny, call the two. Good
morning Elizabeth, Victoria, call the three.

Speaker 16 (55:17):
Welcome account keeping.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Bookkeeper zero heller, excel no, no accountant, no ledger.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
That so it goes. We try and guess your name.
So if you do have a name that is a
bit of a pain, email me today Christian at Christian
O'Connell dot com dot au. Same email, as well as
footy players, where are they now? Rio? The time wasted?
Tomorrow is is.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (55:48):
He just told us he's giving you a freak.

Speaker 13 (55:54):
There.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Come on, if I go to you, we're back tomorrow.
We've been professional then.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Christian O'Connell show on podcast