FULL: Innuendo Friday

We kick off with the Bright Side of the Weekend. From Christian’s boys’ fishing trip to Patsy’s International Women’s Day Q&A and Rio gearing up for his Heated Rivalry look-alike competition.

Fresh rounds of Two Types of People & Double Thumbs Up. Plus, People’s Playlist goes “Where & There” and today's Time Waster is Change a Word, Change a Song!

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Speaker 4 (01:40):
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Speaker 1 (01:43):
Coome on in Rio, Good morning, come on in Patty morning.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
All right, let's talk about the weekend. Heads.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
We call it the bright side of the weekend. What
are you looking forward to this weekend? What is the
highlight for you?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
And okay, I said, Friday is funly here.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
Done to hang out with your friends. You've made Then
through the week to the broadside of the weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Tomorrow at first to me as I'm going with nine
buddies deep sea fishing.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I went to Chimis Warehouse yesterday.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I got my anti seasickness tablets, quells and a couple
of listeners Tommy to have two tonight before bedtime and
then two half an hour before we set south on.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
The boat that caught jaws.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they reconditioned it cannot wait, so curious
to see what it's like.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Fascinating to know that if I didn't catch any fish,
I mean, I don't know. Do they train you up
on board.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm sure that they ever had someone who's gone deep
sea fishing who's never been deep sea fishing. It's a
hell of a steep learning curve in one five hour
boat trip.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
It is like normally people start maybe tossing a line
off the war beach fishing. You're going right into the
belly of the beast out there.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And hopefully not Rio. I've got to see it Monday.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Worst Christian, he's in the belly of the beach. He's
got my phone reception. He will still do the show. Pasi,
what are you looking forward to this weekend?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
I've got a huge day today. I am taking to
the stage. It's an International Women's Day event with Briani
Dawson at Keuyong Tennis Club in Melbourne. And yeah, the
celebration of women continue. So I'm really thrilled to be
asked to And what.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Are you doing? You're doing a keynote, is it?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Q and A yeah, talking yeah, Q and a talking
essentially about the podcast Rage Against the Menopause, which is
my podcast on the iHeart platform.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
What are you going to do with that this year?
Why don't you start doing some live recordings?

Speaker 6 (03:40):
I am.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I'm recording today, recording in today's Q and A with
Christy March from Channel seven and alongside Briani, who is fabulous,
who will be singing. They are incredible, so I'm really
looking forward to it. Hundreds of women in the room,
a lot of from all fields, nurses, teachers, CEOs. So
I feel very honest.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Passive people might be listening right now, they might want
to come along to that, change their plans today.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Where can they find out more? Get tickets mate?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, onto my Instagram and you're going to do the
a deal at what we told you about taking money
from listeners to credit card details and the old three
digit crimes. Don't be scamming listeners. I know money is
tight at this place, but let's not be reduced to
scamming our audience.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
So it's just Betrated Jones New Minutes, Leah consulting at them,
who is doing it? She does this every year. She
does an amazing effort and it's just you know it's
women celebrating women and propping women up. But it's going
to be a lovely day. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Awesome Now I know why there's your like a sort
of wardrobe hanging on the news store.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yes, I've got my hot pink suit today purpose passion,
power yet power color Today only girls wear color.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Awesome, all right, And so if they do want to
get tickets, they slide into your DMS.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Is what you're saying, basically to my DMS, and I'll
hit you up. Okay, Now, I won't hit you up.
I'll get your set up.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I don't worry.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
We can tidy up that language during the show today, Patsy.
Sometimes Patsy sounds like she's done ready for a very
long time, and today's the first time she's ever spoken
on the radio. Both can be true. It's the paradox
of life.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
What's the highlight for you this weekend?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Christian, I've just got a new puppy yesterday, create training
over the next couple of weeks. That is like having
a baby. Our twenty one year old daughter Ruby. She
is after a puppy for twenty first or no she
would have just graduated, and I went, oh, yeah, here's
that work.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
When you graduate, you've got to get a job.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Ye having a puppy for about the first three months
when they're like creating that, it's like a job.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's a lot of time.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I said, your job, unless you're going to go into
being a professional dog trainer and toil the world competing,
your job is to get the job, not raise a puppy.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
No, so it never is being a parent.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I thought by the time they're like nineteen and twenty one,
I just be sipping my ties in a recliner. It's
more intense, it's more complicated. And also now they don't
have to an they don't have to listen to it
needs a consultant. I prepared some findings. Yeah, just leave
it over there. I thought you might want to go
through it. No, no, and you get a lot of

(06:18):
I don't want to talk about it, and so, yeah,
the puppy thing is just like so at the moment,
I'm reduced to sending email links with articles.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
To dissuade her from getting a puppy.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
A band's case, a banan's case. Anyway, it's because I
don't want to be an absent dad. There's a dog
festival on this weekend. We go and chat to the breeders. Now,
I don't know if you've ever brought a puppy from
a breeder.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
They vet you like.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Their vetting process are more intense than what we've had
on this show. We would add some of the old
space cadets we've had in an out thedoors rio in
this place over the last couple of years if dog
breeders were doing the vetting process. So anyway, my I
said to my wife, that feels like a mum daughter
thing to go to that whilst I'm off to the
footy where all dog breeders got to hang out.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
All right, Rya, what are you looking forward to this weekend?

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Well, Patty's on stage on Friday and I'm going to
be on stage on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
What a stage and do slide into tms? Yeah, and
you will hit them.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Up slightly less edifying event.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
It depends what edifies one.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
It is a heated rivalry which is the biggest show
in the world at the moment. It's a very steamy
gay drama and it's a lookalike competition hosted at a
local nightclub, which the event has.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
So many dots you need to join you.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
You're going very quickly for people just woking up that
haven't like the week bits right now and go wait,
what is a steamy gay drama okay in a nightclub?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
And what's his part as a lookerlike you?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
It doesn't make any sense. The more I explain it,
it's not going to become clearer. But essentially what happens
is we've got a packed sold out nightclub and then
I assume we all come on stage and have a
small sort of two minute performance where I'm.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Going to do for two minutes.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
They tend to be a gay hockey player, I guess,
So I mean you got a dance, someone interviewing you,
or just just are you paraded around in a ring?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It sounds a bit like I've seen shuts.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
You need like a dance or something do you do.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Otherwise it's going to be really I know, how do
I feel?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Two minutes?

Speaker 7 (08:26):
I know, I don't know if you Someone suggested re enacting,
but the scenes are very good.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Reenacting.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
No reenacting is through the route to go down. But
I don't know what else I don't I think, yeah,
maybe they'll put on music.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I tell you what, when you were talking about this yesterday,
you had a lot of gusto and you were talking
about you're talking like a winner. Now fair is here.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You know who's gone your head? Patsy, No, I have
not you have in my head because it's just how
she celebrates women by crushing gay.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Men, well by saying that I don't really see that
you resemble.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
You, but the whole competition is about me resembling him,
So that really.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Is the core.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I told you to go to Rebel Sports. You get
a hog stick, it's a hockey drama. We'll have something
and you wave it around a bit. That's that's maybe
nine or ten seconds. Gay gay said night, that's winner, Winner.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
I'm nervous because what if it's already an embarrassing enough
sort of event to be going in.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Let's be honest.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I think I think people should be more embarrassed. I
see people that go on tours dressed as Lord of
ring characters. I will judge you, I will celebrate what
you're doing. Be free your favorite TV show, I know,
but still I'm thirty three year old man.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
That he should have.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Because I think you're going to be going up against
a lot of younger guys.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yes not, I think so too. It's a young guy's game.
It is. And they're like, wait, it looks enough to
have like a more future. He doesn't have to be
doing so I have to win. I have.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
I enter a heated RIVALI lookalike competition at thirty three
and louh, how did I wake up on Sunday?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
You're saying right now, I don't think you ever fully
come back.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
No, you can't. I don't think. I don't think hard
to come back from something like that.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Part of you does.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm right now, right now. They are daily mail news
dot com to au. They're looking for radio breakfast news
stories everywhere they.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hear about this.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Suddenly, for a couple of hours, there's no Carl and
Jackie O stories. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa Wow. This is insane radio sidekick
fels fels gay steamy lookalike competition.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Not the Golden look is going to be the headline.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was watching the news yesterday evening right and uh,
there's been this big ongoing story this week as if
two AFL stars are the new Ned Kelly's. I've been horrified,
horrified with the way these two young lads have done
what a lot of young lads do. Have a couple
of small beers, and Shenanigans happens. Shenanigans has happened. They're

(11:28):
having to do this awful kind of basically like hostage
videos where ashen faced where you know, and the reporter
was talking about one of them going and friends say
that he is.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
A shell of a human being.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh like, so wait there in America, it was a
pre season thing. They had a night out, a few drinks,
They got on a scissor lift, got up to two
meters in the air. The police said, hey, lad, you
shouldn't be up there. They're agreed, came down, got arrest
his spreend the night in the cell. They've got to
do sixteen hours of alcohol education, possible community service. They've

(12:04):
got to go back to Arizona for the sentencing. And
it's just like this is you know, these days we
moan that they're too boring, that sports stars are done.
This is how they used to carry on. It would
even make the news. One there's been stripped to the
vice co captaincy. You would have been promoted to the captain.
The actual character would be stripped because there was another

(12:24):
legend who's gone to America and got airborne or scissor
lift after a night out. The way they're being hauled
out on the news is that these terrible ned Kelly
likes serial killers videos where they have videos, so.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I just next thing on the I work up in
a cell. I was laughing. I'm not encouraging criminal destruction,
but it's like, come.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
On the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
One of the great phrases in life is when you
hear yourself going out loud, there are two types of
people in this world, and you're clearly you favor one
of them that you're in and the rest of the
other people are people who are lesser beings. We all
do this when you find itself going well, there are
two types of people in this world.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I guess last two women did this.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Christian, there are two types of people in this world,
those that set and wake up to one alarm and
those fools that set twenty alarms and snooze ten times.
Then there was a guy who on Thursday night had
been watching beauty and the beast?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Is it Christian?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
There are two types of women in this world, those
who prefer the prince and those who prefer the beasts.
Maybe talk on that thing today, Patsy. There are two
types of people in the world Christian, those who put
toilet paper over the top and those savages that like
it under.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Christian. Those who used black pens and those who use blue.
That's a yes, who's I'm a bluey?

Speaker 7 (13:59):
You know, I was gonna say I consider blue un serious. Yes,
I think black black harry the sort of weight and authority.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
And yet when you're doing a form it say's always
used blue ink.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yes, I've lost my black. I've got a blue today
and I just don't feel right.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Oh, you're very unserious.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Like I got out of bed upside down.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
There are two types of people in this world, those who.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Get out of bed and those who get out of
bed upside down.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
And you know what, there are two types of people
in this world. Those who can broadcast radio.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Christian are two types of as well, those that stand
in front of the elevator doors and those that stand
at the back.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
You're right, there are a forwarder or front aren't you Christian.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Are two types of people in this world, those who
fold and those who scrunch. Can we come out of
the bathroom if there was like fifty percent of this?
It's just about wiping habits, all right, couple of you
on to me. Two types of people in this world,
those who wash up as they go along and those
who should be in prison.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's hard wash up as you go along.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
You've always got a little bit of downtime, you know,
that's waiting there, that simmering.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'll just do a couple of bits here.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
One day.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I hope to be like that. You aspire to something.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
There are two types of people in this world, those
who indicate when changing lanes and those who one day
will have to account to God.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Patsy.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
For me, it's people at concerts. Those who stand at
a rock concert, which is the right thing to do.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yes, enjoy the music, get up in China, and nice
who sit down.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, like what he's doing sitting down? You're in a concert.
Get up on your feet. What about okay?

Speaker 7 (15:45):
Depend I agree mostly, but what about say ed sheering,
are you standing up or he's sitting down?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Because he does say three hours? Are you standing up
for three hours of ed.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, you're like some of the sower ones or something.
The foots tapping, he's cranking out. You can't sit down.
He's anti being a human being and he's cranking out.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Go away, girl, you're down for eighteen hundred pppropriate suddenly
like lost b and as you goes what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
It's two tights of this world.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
People who sit there with their arms following.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
It's a big thing of the moment, isn't it. Yeah,
people are like yes, having to go and shouting each other. Rial,
what's your Two types of people in this well.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
People who wait at the front counter and people who
are brave enough to ding the bell.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
My wife's sting, my wife's sitting. I'm too scared. I'm
too scared. I wished in life to.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Be a dinger. I married a dinger.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, okay, that's how it works. So two tights of
people in this world, dingers and the undingers with the cowards.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
God wouldn't have put a bell there if he didn't
want you to diner, That's what I'd say.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
And you're right, you're right, because they might be at
the back, they don't know you'll love this. So last
year we were checking into a hotel and my wife said,
can you just checking Chris. I'm just I'm going to
go and part the car. I went, finally, go and
do that. There was no one there, right, And then
I did nothing for a couple of minutes. Then I
was getting anxious. I'm watching the complying on them. I

(17:18):
I was going to hide the thing, and then this
little feather comes out of the bat and he goes, oh,
I'm so.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Sorry, sir, why didn't you ring the bell? Oh I
didn't see.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
I said, I didn't sit there, it was right, There's
no way, and he he judged me and found me lesser.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
And then my wife came.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
In and I took a step back and he went, yeah,
said the adult here, pick up the admin.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Why did you run those bags up?

Speaker 4 (17:45):
There are Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
There are two types of people in this world? What
are they rich?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
And there are two types of people in this world,
those who went fast food places leave out an item
such as dipping sauce in the takeaway bag, and those
like my wife who will go and ask for that barbecue.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I think this has split along gender lines.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
I think women have the bravery to go back, and
I think every man I know is too cowardly to
go back.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I try and justifind I wouldn't say cowardly, Can I
just say it feels pathetic?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
It is. They're busy people, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's more like maybe I shouldn't have such a high
sugar content dipping source. You know, maybe they're trying to
look after me, or it's a.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Gift, and then complain for the next two hours.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Your sauce was like, yeah, no, true. Well now I
can complain to my wife the dinger and she will
go back. Where is that sauce. That's a great one, Dave,
Thank you very much, Lisa. This is a great one
from you, Lisa. That Christian there are two types of
people in the world, those who stank the dishwasher like
a Scandinavian architect and.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Those who stack like a raccoon on meth I'm a Scannadian.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'm a Scandinavian architect and it's the only thing, the
only thing in home that I am a sticker for.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
I need to see a photo.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's meticulous talk us through your So basically it's just
about ease of empty, and because the worst thing about
the diswatch isn't stacking it, it's when it's done.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's hellish. Yes, make it easy on in your future self.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
At the end of the forty five minutes cycle, knives
are together, forks are together, spoons are together. So then
you're just grabbing a handful, handful, drop drop. It shaves
off about thirty three seconds. I don't think I haven't
timed it to prove it to people in my house
who are doubt us. Two tons of people in this world,

(19:47):
Christian pineapple on beats of people and weird those who
don't like it. I agree with you, Richard. I don't
get the snobbery. It tastes delicious.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Sweetness, the sweetness Christian.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Two tons of people in this world, the ones who
turn left, all those who when they're turning left will
swing out way too.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Wide all a sudden, and they've just got like a
under jazz and they're acting like, what just bring this
big old twenty two wheel around it? When you got
a fire truck there and wringing it round? Why do
they do that mood? You're in a camray mate, just
turn left. You didn't just swing out east steady as
she goes.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh, we make this corner, Michael word, good morning, Christian.
Are two types of people that swelled, Those who stare
at servers in the belief that they will get their
fast food quicker, and those who have a thing called patience.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
No, it's not steering. You've got to do the eyes,
the big eyes.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Big my eyes. I'm willing them on.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I'm alwas like a fan in the stands, you know,
I you know, I'm winning my team on And we're
on the same team here. We're on team fast food.
You like making it, I like eating it.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Why can't wait? It's not you and me, Christian.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Two times of people to swell, those who put their
shopping trolley's back and those that don't.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, our Patsy is non returner.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Excuse me, I am not you have said many times,
I get my disc back. I need my little shopping disc.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
There, Christian.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Two types of people are the drivers that let you
in the ones that they pretend that they cannot see you.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Christian.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Are two types of people in this world, which are you?
Those who walk up escalators.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
But can't they have somewhere to be, and those that
just stand there.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'm afraid after years living in London, you do not
stand standing on an escalator. You get moving, You've got
somewhere to go. I don't understand the drifters.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
What's the point of escalator? Otherwise just take the stairs? Escalator?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Is this so you don't have to walk up? You
don't have to, but you can.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
I remember, I remember me, and we want some of
the London underground where the escalators just stopped moving.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
They just stopped right And.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
There were these two old American tourists right, these big Yanks.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
You go to me, what do we do now? And
I went, I don't know, use it as a stairs.
They were just stood there. I don't want to carry
us up. What's going to happen now?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
John, we think it's incredible that someone has woken up
this morning and they are now a multimillionaire.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
They have fifty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
They want it on the couch whilst watching an AFL game,
And if you saw the game I'm talking about, at
least they got something from it.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
As a mutual fan, I stopped.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
But if someone was going to say, hey, fifty million
in it, then okay, I'll sit my ass back down.
This story is incredible. So this guy gets emailed. I
didn't know if you win, that gonna make say to
send you a casual email.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Doesn't seem like a note, no, And he just did.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
He was like, yeah, right, deleted it of course, thought
it was spam, like anyone would do. And then they
offously then start to ring him and go, hey.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
For reals, what for real? For real? Yeah, for reals,
come on, it's incredible. He's one fifty million. What do
you do? You're just sitting at home? You win fifty million?
What's your next move? Like, what do you do? You're
sitting in your lound room.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
And also now there all news outlets like pats in
everywhere is saying it's a dad. You know, anyone who
works with a dad who doesn't come well, Alex is
actually off work today. Oh yes, you can't trust a
single dad not coming into work today. If they're suddenly
they were all right all week and they're not in today,

(23:26):
they've probably won fifty million.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
He was probably watching the foody.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
He's a sports right, and he will be the guy
who be a bit simple enough not to trust that
someone's saying you know, touch the forest, gums about him
blush you know. Anyway, right, heavy Friday on the show,
then we call it double thumbs up. It's our Friday recommendations.
It might be a new TV show you want to

(23:49):
stream over the weekend, or book you want to read,
and please share yours.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
What are you really enjoying at the moment? What are
you into?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Four seventy five three one oh four three booking? A
TV show for me?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
A book?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Finish it yesterday evening. It's called A Marriage at Sea.
I don't read tons of non fiction, but this is
a nonfiction book that read like a page turner fiction.
Once I got into it, I become obsessed with it.
I've been going to bed too late this week because
of this bloody book.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Just hear about this story. This is a true story.
It's called a Marriage at Sea.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
In the seventies, British couple just a hum drum couple,
Morris and Marilyn, that get married. They fall in love.
There are just good people that would live next door.
You wouldn't know much about them. However, he's into sailing,
she's not. She gets into sailing. This is what happens
in a relationship. They decide that actually they'd like to
set up the house sell from the UK around the
world to New Zealand. They get a boat. He's a

(24:48):
skilled navigator. However, midway through the trip, in the middle
of the night and they've got no radio transmitter, a
well smashes their boat in half, sinking it.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
There's no radio transmitter. This is in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
They're now marooned in a very small dinghy together for
one hundred and eight eighteen days.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's you and your partner.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
So all the things you know we were talking about
half an hour ago, how sometimes you're drawn together because
of similarities and what you see in each other. You're
also there's parts of you where you complete other parts
that maybe the other person doesn't have. Suddenly, when you're
on a boat, I'm guessing for one hundred and eighteen days,
you think about how much we love our partners. But
one hundred and eighteen days you cannot escape each other.

(25:34):
You're going to irritate each other. The things that initially
you found quite cute and now we're going to become problematic.
So mal And the woman is very extrovert, and she
keeps their spirits up every day more sadly, you see
emotionally deteriorating and fading away as he's losing the will.
They've got no gear to catch fish. They have to
use safety pins what to try and spearfish. There's one

(25:57):
bit where she Marilyn drags a shark right, a basking
shark into this dinghy, and they butcher it and eat
its liver? Are that or they die eight one hundred
and eighteen days stuck in small dig in the middle
of the ocean. Their flares don't work. When they see
passing ships, you just think you're going to die in
the boat. How would you not lose hope? The book

(26:18):
is about that. Wow, it's a true story. It's incredible.
The great thing is is that the middle of the
book suddenly they're rescued. The rest of the story. Think
we're only halfway through the book is then what happened
to them afterwards? That bit, and this is where the
great writing kicks in is even just as incredible. What
happens to that couple. They became huge, huge chat show

(26:39):
stars around the world, but they were never the same again.
It's an amazing story, and it's a very short book.
You read in a couple of days. It's called A
Marriage at Sea. Sophie Elmhurst is the author. I cannot
recommend that enough. And a new TV show. Steve Carell,
one of the most comic actors in the world, is
in a brand new TV show called Rooster. It's brilliant

(27:00):
still the first episode this week. It's the guy the
head writers, Bill Lawrence, who also did Shrinking and ted
Lasso and scra which is back at the moment. And
if you're a Scrubs fan, John c Riley is in this.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I love it, yes, and he's got an incredible character
in it. It's so good. Really really can't recommend enough.
That's very good.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
But the book if you're looking for a great book
to read, and you'll read it in a couple of days.
It's an insane story and as you're reading it, you
will put your own relationship in it. And I'm thinking
I would have just jumped over that boat after about
the third hour, Sarah, good.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Luck take me Sharks, if we'll have your way with
me with me. A Marriage at Sea is what it's called.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Christian, if I won that fifteen million dollar jackpot, I'd
still go into work, but just for the last day,
just to rub it in.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
That's the victory. Laugh. Wow, okay, Darren.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Two tights of people in this world, those that win
fifty million dollars and keep it quiet, give it yourself,
and who want to rub it in all our faces?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
See your suckers.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Christian TV Chamone enjoying at the moment being Gordon Ramsey.
We've just started to watch this new documentary on Netflix. Right,
let me see if you recognize this premise. Gordon Ramsey
is putting it all on the line as he takes
on his visit biggest restaurant adventure.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, cut to him looking at a restaurant with his wife, going,
I don't know if I can do it. I don't know,
I don't know. What's all they're going to remember? A
whole legacy up in smoke be the ovens are late.
That's first five minutes. You get it.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yeah, Yeah, okay, I've seen it before and I love that.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, I'm all, but it's a lot of you say,
they say documentary, this is as scripted as maths, you know,
But I'm still in sure.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
What was that last one he did, the Secret Service
one where he pretended to.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's one of the greatest TV shows ever, one of
the greatest TV shows ever.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, Christian, I see on stand that the movie in
Urremberg is finally on derecommend it. Yes, it's a brilliant movie,
really really good. Russell Crowe doesn't get enough kudos. Such
a great action still doing great movies as well. Partially,
what's your double thumbs up this week?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Well, I am a true crime fan and Amityville an
origin story we are writing too on Prime. It's a
full part documentary series about the Amityville murders on Long Island.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
But it is a really close I want to just
say as a respectful broadcast of the way you went
it is about the.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
News.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
She's like death bombs. I love this.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
I do love true crime.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I do love it in this k like a real
kind of like fetish. Now, I love it. I love it.
I just go get it out think about it.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
You know, this is brilliant and it looks at some
of the conspiracy theories about the whole situation, and one
that a lot of the Clevelands believe is that there's
this evil spirit on the land where the house was built. Anyway,
I loved it. If you're into true crime and historic crime,
you might like it. It's on Prime.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
True Crime is the biggest Johanna in for TV and
podcasts in the world.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah, so hot right now, Lady Gaga crime.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Can you believe it is.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
The Possessed land that is doing it for me? Chris?

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Can you believe it's thirty years since the Birdcage movie
came out? It's thirty years ago.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I saw I saw that's right, talking about the other day.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yes, and so he puts something up on Instagram. I
saw it yesterday. It was quite funny and how agadore
the house boy. Her voice he modeled off his grandmama.
And and you know, sadly now Robin Williams and Gene
Hackman aren't with us.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
But it's one movie way ahead of its time as well,
beautiful movie.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
That it is the one movie where I have been
sitting in the cinema and I start crying. I am
laughing so.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Hard, and you normally doing the only fas true crime.
That's right.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
It doesn't matter how what he did to them, it
doesn't matter how many times.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
We watch it.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
It's one of those great family classics that we'll just
put on and it always makes you feel better. So
thirty years it's on Prime. If you want to catch
up with it again, what are you into the moment?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Real?

Speaker 7 (31:34):
I am loving Traitors season three. I don't know if
you guys have watched Traders. It's been around for a
little while.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Oh my god, it is. Oh it's brilliant.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
It is, I reckon, probably the best new reality show
in maybe twenty years, maybe since Survivor.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it's smart, isn't it. It's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
So it's the premis.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
It's set in Scotland, in the Highlands, in this beautiful,
lush castle.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
My friend Claudia hosted Clodie Winking. We're with the big French.
She is, yes, twenty five years. Yeah, she's great. This
is she She dos are but she's really good.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
So there's twenty what they call faithful. It's twenty people
trying to build up a prize pool to win. At
the end of the game. There are two or three
secret Traders who have been sort of randomly.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Selected and they have secret meetings. Parts isn't a bit
like the Mole. It is very similar to the Mole,
except so every better.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
Every night.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
The traders kill one of the faithful, and they have
to do something like touch that touch another person's face. Yes, yes, yes, and.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Then all the faithful, everyone in the group has to
banish who they think is the traitor that night. So
you see like people become really close best friends then
turn on each other.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
It's it's and also because they all know what the
show is, they're all paranoid anyway, and so you know what,
we just make up stories.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
We're just find evidence to fit the theory.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
They're all going, I think it's so and so, and
there are other people in it who are very good
liars or they're over selling somebody who I think it's them,
you know, because you see the they didn't pick up
that bit of rubbish, so I think, oh, I think
you're sort of thing a trader would say.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
One of them was one of They voted out this
poor girl because she didn't cheers when they all said
cheers to the faithful, and she didn't cheers because she
had like a broken arm or something.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I didn't cheer because I had a broken arm, and
they've voted her out.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
It is the very best and what it on ten?
It's on ten player, Yes, yes, you can watch all
the US seasons, all the UK seasons. The US season
is actually hosted by Alan Cumming.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Who's incredible. Right, I didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
Pick any season you want, they're all amazing. But season
three US I'm watching at the moment and it is
phenomenal as well.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Every Friday, we turn the show over to you and
to a giant jukebox. We call the people's playlist. Yeah
they were.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Listening, and call him and choose and the music and
just when hit eh.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Somebody made the station charing play the.

Speaker 8 (34:06):
People's play listen, create.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Calling and help Christian songs for Friday show.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
All right, today's theme songs with where or they're in
the title. Now, are we accepting like the suffix of somewhere?

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Yes, I think so, I think?

Speaker 7 (34:26):
And also any homophones, So where we are theirs?

Speaker 6 (34:31):
All versions of it?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Listen, read the room.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
The Impacts don't even know what homophones are, and they
certainly don't. All right, they're not tuning for homophone chat.
This is the ABC today. We're getting into syntax on
Syntax Friday.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Is that wait?

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Is that a new band on Triple J I'm signed
and this is new from the homophones?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Where all there? There you go.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
That's my language, I translate what Rio just said. He's
got two degrees.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Hi, Patsy, what have you got any homophone here? Please?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Pat I want some spice Girl's action today.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Say you'll be there, please banger. This is a great.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Big rumors that they may be to their thirtieth anniversary.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
All right, or just made up?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
A lot of innuendo?

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Will then a rumor?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Have you heard who's banging so and so? That's innuendo?
People touring.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
There's been a lot of shut up after did Rio
said phones only after pashing scripted where they all performed
kind of unofficially at the party, everyone's you know, and
mel C came out and said that they're in talks.
So will we see it?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Innuendo? Steamy chat there, Patsy, steamy chats uh Ria, What
are you going for? Where all? They're all homophones associated?

Speaker 7 (36:15):
I'm going for where big Friday song? They're in the
country at the moment. So if you're listening dead a basement,
Jack's this is where's your.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Why was he up for them? I wanted to think
you've never talked like that great song, great film.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Clip with the monkeys with human faces.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, terrifying.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
All right, So songs to the where all they're in
the title called us now thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
We're looking for.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Big Friday energy. Now this is something completely different. I guess, Keene,
we're a big band in the two thousand huge band.
You might not recognize the name of the band, but
you recognize this song. It's been in so many TV shows,
Beef recently Glee. You know a Beef that was a
great show. A couple of years ago. Glee did a

(37:10):
great cover version of this as well. Also not the
number Grays in Natomy Nerve, but it is in season one,
episode two. I'm talking about somewhere only we know by Keen.
Beautiful song. All right, what song would you love us

(37:41):
to play? Big Friday songs from eight this morning? It's
the People's playlist songs will wear All they're in the title.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
If you want to come and join the inner circle
of the show, please do. We call our show the
bright Side of the Time, And if you want to
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you need to do is just text the word Brightsiders.
Just the word bright Siders, nothing else to our text number,
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You'll get a link, You get your own membership card,
you get access to our private members the bright Siders
Facebook Inner Circle adults who get a message from me
every single Friday. You do not need to confuse me
by emailing me. Lead me to the bright side, which
Lisa van Lilly has done. And I've been staring at
the last minute thinking what is going on here? There

(38:33):
can be no side action Lisa, And is that a
new way of doing it now? By emails informal? But
an emoji there lead me to the brad. I don't
want to say it's very important. It's a lot of
innuendo running, but please do not put stuff like that
in there. Lead me to the bright side. It's it's distracting.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
And yeah, they were listening and calling and choosing the
news marriage.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Somebody made the station charting the people's play listen Christian.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Calling right now?

Speaker 6 (39:14):
When help Christian songs for Friday show?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
All right, today's theme then where all they're in the title?
And of course Rio an advisory from professor of words
on the show.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
All homophones accepted, Where Where, Where there there they are?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
They are not understanding any of that, my friend?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
What are the underrated credit house songs? Definitely playing this
till the next hour. Now we're getting somewhere. This is
a brilliant song as tech camera bang from the eighties,
Somewhere in my heart. Quick check the chart position I

(40:02):
can't come back today from another punch?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Tell the one too? Is this is the one that
kicks off the hour? I think it is Rembrands. Anyone
knows this? Whenever you request this, you know the song
from Friends, the Fountain song.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
I don't think I never heard.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
The verse of this.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Now one of you has been very creative. We're saying
songs with where or they're in the title when we
accept were wolves, I'm Richard, Yes we will. This smells
on Friday Saloon bar from Bar somewhere.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Number eight. Oh wow, well all right, let's take some calls.
We're all there and the.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Title what do you want us to hear? We got here,
Jason morning, We're good. Jason, thanks for calling the show.
What's your song?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
You'd love us to play?

Speaker 9 (41:08):
Classic banger?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
We're not going to take it from twittered sister, big hair,
Big songs, Jason, I love it. We'll stick that on.
Thank you very much. Have a great weekend, Caleb, welcome,
good morning. How are we I'm good, Caleb. How's your weep?

(41:31):
Bim Ah?

Speaker 9 (41:32):
Productive?

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Lots of work and yeah, just measured out some stuff right.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Now, so yeah, measuring it out.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
Oh, I've got to do some pop soiling, so got.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Listen what soiling? Top soiling? Oh god, you're doing the garden. Yeah,
what are you doing in the garden? Rock A.

Speaker 10 (41:48):
Well, I'm a maintenance gardener, so I'm at a park
right now, just making sure I know where to put
some top soil and for a job to be handed over.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Listen, if you're in a public park, you're going to
make sure you put that top store on the right place.
You can't be burying a children's play center or something
like that, or skate park.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Caleb.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah. Busy day day, busy day, same here, same here.
Another day for me is being productive, playing tunes, have
a good time in between.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
And Kaylie, what do you want? What do you want
me to play?

Speaker 10 (42:15):
I would like to hear wherever you will go by
the calling.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Oh yes, lighters in the air, all right, the phone,
it's up in there.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
That one.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Ah, yeah, we're not allowed to being lighters anymore. One
of those in.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's a top soil classic. Katrina, Good morning, Welcome to
the show. Indicators on Keep it Safe hazards.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Hey Katrina, Hi, there we go, there we go. We're
got to shout to you. I'm being productive here, Katrina.
What would you like to do? What would you like
to hear? Oh?

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Do well from the eighties.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
We're the Streets of No Name by you too.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
I'm going to struggle just to pick a couple than
because all the ones they've suggested so far are brilliant.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
It's got one last one. Sophie, Good morning, Welcome to
the show. Hi Christian, Hello Sophy.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
You're on the school run right now? Yeah, now, Sophie,
what would you what's on a Friday? What have you
got at school today?

Speaker 11 (43:42):
I have got some really boring subjects at school and
Netlan probably.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
That's a tough day. What listen, we need to play
you a song to try and cheer you up a bit.
What would you love us to play?

Speaker 11 (43:57):
Could you please play Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Now, how can you know about Fleetwood, Mac, momre Dad,
get you into them.

Speaker 11 (44:09):
I listen to the radio with my man.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
A lot she got You've got a hardcore rocking nana.
Yeah yeah, oh and so does Nan listen to the show.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
Oh yeah, pretty much?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, all right? And as nana got a nana name,
what's she called?

Speaker 8 (44:25):
Like?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Clary Sawah, Doris, Cheryl Cheryl. That is a solid solid.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
You don't mess with Cheryleryl. Eryl.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well, you know, I don't want to get my tie slash,
so I'm definitely going to play it during the next hour. Sophie,
good luck today. I hope it goes well. Thanks to
calling the show.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Thank you so much, and I've got you. I'll play
your song Ferrel Cheryl.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Right now, it's story time, Story.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Story nationhir self comfortable?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
What's going on there today with you? What's going on
in every day? I beg you not to make it weird.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
I'm making it weird.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Story leave now. Patsy's just been looking at her stars. Alrighty, alrighty,
get over the stars.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Enough typical larious behavior. Though Christian around for a reason.
It is time for you couldn't make it up. We
are on the search for the most wild story you
can tell us. As soon as we hear it, you're
automatically going to win the money. It's on a big competition.
We're going to drag out. When we hear it, you
ultimately get your money. Well does a five thousand dollars

(45:49):
every day. We are blessed on this show with stories,
and we really want to find the very best story
you've got. Christine told us this week incredible story. Her
stereo was stolen from our workplace, and then she went
and reports her police. They more or less accused her
of it being an inside job and thought it was
very odd. And then an uber drover turned up with

(46:11):
the stolen sterion the thief had had to change your
heart and sent you back. Still the police thought it
was strange Christine's story, and then there was how do
you begin to describe this story?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
By Kevin? I let the main man tell you this
incredible story he made of mine.

Speaker 12 (46:27):
His gutters were full of leaves, so he threw a
rope up and over the house, through the pagola and
inside it to his wife's car because she was away,
flowered himself down, tied the rope around his waist and
was cleaning out the gar Then he felled himself sliding
up the roof. His wife had come home and was
going to go to the shop, drove and dragged him
up over the roof, ripped the pagola down. He landed
on the driveway and tried to get to his feet

(46:49):
to chase it down the driveway. The biggest injury he'd
had was all holes in his bum from the roofscrews
as he was slid.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Up the roof.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
That was the last Friday, one of those stories we're
gonna remember at the end of the year, just the
imagery involved.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Now, this was a wild story from mum Jess.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I gave birth to my second son in the car
while my husband was driving. As we got to the
end of the street, he's head crowned. I said, my husband,
we're not going to make it. Then yeah, ten seconds
later his head was out. Another ten seconds later I
just kind of grabbed him and put him up.

Speaker 13 (47:23):
Onto my chest.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Now, the way the audio producers have edited that to
make it quicker a time, it sounds like she gave
birth to a husband. She went from a husband and
his head crowned but have the money what you gave
your husband?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
What a country.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Do you have?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
My husband and his head crown? All right? Who we
got here?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
We got Sarah on the show Now, Morning Sarah, Morning?
All right, Sarah. You couldn't make it up? What's your
story for us?

Speaker 13 (47:52):
Well, where I live, when it rains, we get a
lot of leeches. And one night my husband had taken
the dogs out and come back in and we're all
sitting now and watching the TV. And next thing I
could see this leech bounding across the floor, essentially looking
for a flesh. And anyway, I was just my husband,

(48:14):
I'll pick it up, pick it up and put it outside.
And he picked it up some piece of paper, but
refused to put it outside. Instead, he made his way
to the bathroom and I said, don't put it down
the toilet. Don't put it down the toilet. Anyway, he
put it down the toilet and flushed the toilet, but
it wouldn't go down, and instead what it started to

(48:37):
do was crawl up the toilet.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Oh it's stranger things.

Speaker 13 (48:44):
Into the little orifice where the water comes out.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
You mean the machine, right, don't you don't mean on?
You consed right, Okay, yeah, that's a lot going on
right now.

Speaker 13 (48:57):
I got a buttle of salt to try and push
the salt down the little hole and to kill it. Anyway,
nothing will get.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
This leach out and stronger.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
It's becoming more self aware exactly. It's the leech that
won't go away bad.

Speaker 13 (49:17):
Anyway, we kind of left it and I said, well,
you're going to see that again next morning. Anyway, went
around about our business. My husband went to the bathroom
in the morning for his you know, constitutional and that
was that. Got the kids ready, drove the kids to school,

(49:39):
came back, and again he went to his bathroom when
he came home. Only when he went to the bathroom
and dropped his decks, this massive gorge leech came out
onto the floor and there's blood running down his leg everywhere.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Oh god, leach, did he say when when you go
to that point? Say?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
It was like a massive leaps, like a third leg.
Don't go It was like one of those micro you know, Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Couldn't see it.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
You and I you're going to get out of magnifying glass.
It was a piece of hair or something. It was
Weld's biggest, world's biggest, least verify actually against book of
records visible in space, Great Wall of China.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
What a story. You couldn't make it up.

Speaker 13 (50:32):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
He didn't listen to me.

Speaker 9 (50:35):
He didn't listen.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
This is what happens. This is what happens.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
You will get leached, all right, Sarah, incredible story. Thank
you very much for calling up. Have a lovely weekend, mate,
you too, Thank.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
You, Christian Connor Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
You couldn't make it up. Our search for your incredible stories.
The best widest story we get from you is going
to win five thousand dollars. We've got Ella on the
show now. Good morning, Ella.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I'm good at I have you had a good week
so far?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
I have?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
I have?

Speaker 11 (51:06):
Hopefully it's about to get better.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
All right, Okay, I love the confidence, So off you go.

Speaker 11 (51:12):
So I definitely have a story that you definitely couldn't
make up even if you tried. So, my sister gave birth,
the only catch being that she had no idea she
was pregnant until she was actually giving birth.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
So there was no warning sign like a giant bump,
no around or no.

Speaker 11 (51:34):
She thought that she'd gone out the night before with
her boyfriend got home, felt really sick. Kind of put
it this down into like gastro or just not being well.
Long story short, it got progressively worse and worse and worse,
and then she was thinking, I've got like I've eaten something.
I've never gone back to that restaurant ever again. Went
to have a shower to cool down. She was screaming

(51:57):
and like saying it was gitting so much worse. Has
her sister. I'm thinking, you're being super dramatic. We've all
had gas, she said, a bit ridiculous. Come on now.
Her boyfriend was much more attendive than what I was.
He decided to call an ambulance, which was really good
because less than ten minutes later, she's screaming and she's
realizing that something isn't coming out where it probably should,

(52:19):
and there's a head crowning and she gave birth in
I think about fourteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
You hear about this happening, But I was so quick,
and I.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
Think because she had like she had no idea, so
she wasing like catch and she thinking I've got through
poisoning or gastro or the bug or something. So it
was at that point where it was like there's no
other option right now, like she's coming. Luckily that he
did call the ambulance. My niece is absolutely beautiful. She's
so healthy. But she had no signs, no symptoms, she

(52:51):
didn't have a bump. She did, she didn't like morning sickness, tired,
absolutely nothing, and baby was full term as well. I mean,
I witnessed it, but I still don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
You already couldn't make it up.

Speaker 11 (53:09):
You could not, So I was thinking this whole time,
Oh my god, she's so dramatic. She has you know,
gas stro she's screaming and note incredible.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Well, listen, thank you very much your story. It might
be you. Thank you very much for showing. Have a
lovely weekend.

Speaker 11 (53:23):
Chs, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Wow story all right, it's got a Matt now, Matt,
good morning, welcome.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
To the show.

Speaker 9 (53:29):
Good morning, gang, how are you.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I'm good, Matt. Thank you very much for cooling and
rule it is. He got a great story for us.

Speaker 9 (53:36):
So we're traveling between chang My and Chang Ray and
I had a bad pig tide of the night before,
so I really had to go. So my wife pulls
over on the side of the road, I've got no
pants on. I'm leaning up against the car. More runs,
more runs than Donald Bradman on a good day. And
then all of a sudden she takes off, she dives away,

(53:56):
and I'm sitting there in the middle of the rush,
on the side of the road, having done what I
have to do. And then all of a sudden, a
tigh police car they go behind the prelude pulls up
and he's sitting there, look at them meat And I
swear to guy, he must have been eating peanuts in
the front seat, thinking it was a movie night. And
I'm going like, how am I gonna like wipe.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
My bum and stuff or of that bagg of nuts.

Speaker 9 (54:21):
All of a sudden a bog roll comes in and
lands at my feet, and I turn around and then
the rice field and there's twenty people there.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Incredible, this is great incoming. That's when you need a friend.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
You've got a friend, Guardian Angel, Yes, wow, what Why
do your wife just.

Speaker 9 (54:44):
Drive off because she thought it was funny? Here My
thirteen year old boy was in the carry.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
And so it is funny. It is funny. Easy imagine
my family doing that to me.

Speaker 9 (54:57):
I've got no panton, I'm bogging up and then we
got it.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
We were already there.

Speaker 9 (55:07):
We don't clean up.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
All right, Matt wild story, It might be your story.
But thank you very much for sharing. Have a great weekend.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
To a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Now yesterday on the show, just a completely random message.
But one of you, Wade, one of our bright side
is actually Wade, said Christian. Is that Lionel Richie screaming
in dancing or ceiling or is it Homer Simpson? Anyway,
this is the bit in the song he was talking about.

(55:45):
Now that is the actual song. Okay, this is Homer
screaming from the Simpsons. You know that big scream he does.
It does uncanny.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Wow, it sounds like Homer Simpson in there.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Anyway, were Wade obviously very exciting he wanted to share
this with me, and therefore all of Australia and Australia
wants to thank you back Waite for doing that.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
And olviously he's rushing. I get it.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
We get a lot of typos in the morning and
also even sometimes when you're typing it incorrectly, spell check
that also correct is absolutely useless.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
It's completely arbitrary.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
What a waste of money. It actually makes your grammar worse.
I don't understand take it off either. Don't tell me
how I want to found this word. But he said,
instead of dancing on the ceiling, it was dancing in
the ceiling. That's a horror song. That's actually quite frightening him. Somebody,
if Lena Richie is dancing in the ceiling, is.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
That buddy Lana Richie very again out.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
To his Shenanigan's Richie. So thanks to Wade, we're trying
this as a time waste today. Change a word, change
a song. That's a time waster. Change a word, change
a song, or thanks to bright sider Wade up for
ground sylvest in the show today Gold Class group ass
for you in three mates go to the cinema on us.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
All right, change a word, change a song? Baby got
backne different vibe?

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Are you rapping about it?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Truly madly creeply, wake me up before you throw though.
Random and the Beatles. They used to play it pretty loose,
they did back in the day. You know it's peace,
love and drugs. Got to get you into my wife.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Christian, not to get you into my life.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
The thing is is Wade made me you don't change
your word, change a song. The rules got to get
you into my wife. No, John, don't hear gold must
be the cables. I'll get you an, I'll get the
engineers real.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
What do you got, prowd Mary? Great song?

Speaker 7 (58:02):
Oh yeah, AUSI version proud Gary, Oh Gary, so proud
of his daughter studio widow.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
It actually perhaps has been politely saying it's smarter than
naughty one. Yeah it was funny.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
Glory Day's great song. What's a scary version?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Very mighty days? Gory days? These days? What someone's stinking
up today at the fold? Oh two bronzes.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Don't encourage your patsy under the bridge.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I guess it's just getting used to what it's going
to be like. Your heated rivals look alike to my life.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
When you get food off, Yeah you will. You shuck
radio by people.

Speaker 7 (58:46):
Do keep screaming that up under the fridge, not under
the bridge, or no, Anthony keat us down on his knees.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
He's got to clean under the body.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Okay, I have a cool time now on that actually
know on behalf of radio on throwing them in the
white chaul? Tim, can you get a white chaul from now?
And my Son's What have you got? Then change a word,
change a song, change your co.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Host Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Time for the time waste. Now change your word, change
a song.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I've had to sprits the studio with some of my
essential oils because of that smell you lift.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
In here with those time wasters. Wow is shame? Okay,
we got it all right? Change your word, change the song.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
You're ready to mark I'm ready Andy Stubbs, Stubbs, He's
got tiny dentist silver where the streets have no shame.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Come on, We're on Rio Street, Danger.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Grown Silver born in the m m a. Not in
the US A m m A. I mean I love thee.
But what is that doing at the White House?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
You know it just like what a year? It kind
of makes sense, you know, makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Jesse's Nana, Unsavory Bronze Me and Bobby McFerrin, not Bobby McGee.
Bobby McFerrin, don't worry, be happy And I like Madonna
bacterial girl. Oh that's better on Unshane Sharp Bad Goon Rising,
that's Creakered Ashley, all the Pringle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Ladies shadies love a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Yeah, ladies, how much do you think you will take
the Pringle Corporation to get the rights to do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
That too much. Here comes a hot chadder. What yeah,
don't Glenn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Hold a note? Spam eater silver stairway to seven eleven. Wow,
we it's his first of the year. He shoots, he scores, buddy,
that's it. We love a try and that is Paul.
That's a great one. Came art not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Very good, double plus could be gloved Silver? Who let
the frogs out? Silver?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Now, Bob Dinner is a classic song. Mister tambourine, man man,
what about mister trampoline? The image of Bob Dinner and
his little mouth organ harmonica and that you ukulated bouncing
down singing on trampoline is my image of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
What on? Shane Peter Gabriel's a beautiful song? Don't give up?
What change a dn give up? Just knock on the head.
It ain't happening.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Age of treason, Oh, topical one for that guy, you know,
the one that kick town. No not Carl Hillbilly Jean.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Hill.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Billy Jeane is great Paradise schnitty Yeah, you know what?
You know what? Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
The Beatles hit come the Runs, Ron Grime a liver rons,
what's lunch got to do with it? That's one for
the old Sandwich Club. WHOA what's last? I likes it?
Brad Bishop Christian, I just sneezed twenty four times? You
want the full story for Monday?

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
No, but one of our producers, Tina, will rush your
straight through on air based on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
What's it record?

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
I forget not greatly to go something ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Yeah, all right, Rio, who's the winner today? Hey, mister tramp,
you can't do it. You haven't the stone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
You're gotta go way more. Get your voice from ye
put that larynx up in your sinus. M It's actually
horrible for your voice. Ruin, isn't it ruined? It's the
stench those time wastes again, probably coming back around you
did earlier. Alrighty, well listen, I'm off deep sea fishing
for the first time tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
This feels like audio. You're going to play back search
searching on Monday. You know that he was last this one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I'm on deep sea and there I'm from England. Take
this chart out. I've never fished before. How does it work?
I start with my line?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Anyway, I'm off for the first time of a me
and nine guys on one boat. What could possibly go wrong?
It's going to be someday tomorrow. Anyway, hopefully I'll see
you on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Thank you in a bad decision you've made that can
only lead to misery and embarrassment.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Thank you for the confidence.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
What grown ass man with a mortgage takes part a
lookerlike competition?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
That's a good A good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Many years ago, I was at about something backstage and
I met Robert Plant, legendary front one with led zet right,
very very very funny guy. I don't know what it was,
but someone was talking about karaoke and I said, you know,
you ever been somewhere we hear someone singing your song?
You must have had that sometimes He goes, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Worse than that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
He was once drinking with some friends and there was
a led Zeppelin karaoke competition. His mate said that no
one knows we look at these days, why don't he winter?
He came third, He came doing his own soul. Maybe
a Monday show. Anyone else entered a looker Like you competition?
I actually think you're going to win it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
And Patsy We're all so proud of you what you're
doing now, and I hope you really enjoyed today as well.
I know it to go really well. All right, everyone,
have a lovely weekend. We are back Monday. Well maybe
I'm back Monday. If not, come and find me. I'll
be somewhere out in an ocean screaming.

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