May 12, 2026 • 53 mins
Kicking off with Three Word Wednesday before the team unpacks last night’s Federal Budget with Budget Bingo!
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Speaker 4 (01:38):
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Speaker 2 (01:41):
Good Morning, Rio, good morning, Good morning, Pat's money and
good morning Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Gooday.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Now, before the show, I asked the team, what do
you know about last night's budget? What can you tell we?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And it was a collection of half thoughts.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Rios said, good news for the sick, that's what the
headlines great, great news for the sick. If you're waking
up and you're sick this morning, good news. I'm five yourself. Actually,
you're a big budget winner. Chalmers has got your sick parts.
What are the top headlines about the budgets?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
A million dollar question? Isn't it the winners and the
losers of last night? He has Jim Charmers, old mate
Charmers has confirmed.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's Jim the Snake Charmer.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Two hundred and fifty dollars tax offset, which we have
known about for about a week now it's coming. So
the relief is coming, but not immediate. We won't get
that till twenty seven to twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wait what we've got to do before then?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I know you can't.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
We have it now today means study, let me go
down the milk bar.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
There's also the whining back of negative gearing and capital
gains tax concessions. So basically this will mean about seventy
five thousand extra young people will be able to access
housing a lot easier, which is good for them.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's a great thing.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
That is a good thing. But older Rossie is probably
among some of the biggest losers from last night, missing
out on tax breaks and facing higher private health insurance premiums,
which is not good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
On Patsy, did you watch it last night?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I did, of course I did.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, that's incredible, Yes, yes, we watched it. Alis did
you watch it now? It's putting kids to be well
well yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
All right, So just a warning today guys. If I
was to have a show, forecast right now is cloudy
with a chance of producer Caitlin stories. Now, normally it's
pretty terrifying if I know there's one in the loose mix,
but there's apparently a threat of two stories today and
one we had yesterday, and she said it's ready to
come back. I don't want to hear about that Brodie story.
(03:32):
I didn't really want to hear it yesterday, certainly don't
want to hear it polished up and buffed up for
prime time this morning at eight. Luckily we had it
towards the end of yesterday's show. I don't think it's
a primetime What about that Brody on the doorstep that
was ordered for?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What are the odds?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's not coincidence if an umbrella that you've ordered the
post arrived and is at the doorstep.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Maybe we missed something on it house.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's how the whole system works. How did I get there?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Does someone order this? I did and paid? What are
the odds do I win the vouchers? So we have
a severe warner today of Cloudy with a chance of
producer Caitlin Stories.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Christin O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Guys during the next forty five minutes. I am with you,
but I also got an open tab right now about
what is happening in England and the EPM my home
team Southampton. It is one ald at the moment, the
second half as the started there fighting for a promotion
back into the Premiership. It's worth millions to the club,
pride everything, massive shoe Christian.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yes, I'm keeping it as well. One old at the moment. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So if we beat Middlesbrough we then go into a
trip to Wembley where we will play Hull. The winner
of that game gets promoted. However, sadly, even if Southampton
win now because of an instant called spygate, where someone
connected to the club may have recorded a secret training
session against the team they're playing at the moment, so
(04:58):
pending that even if they win the next two games
and they win promotion, which is so hard to get
back up into the EPL, so hard, it may not
stand because spy gate.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Wait, how did they allegedly spy?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's been an incredible ride the last comment, seeing them
rise up again after a terrible start of season, and
then this week the big heart ache of spygate.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
But maybe that's how the rise started. You guys been spying.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There's hopeless Yesterday I was I've got a dodgy feed,
so I can see EPL games not paying for them
and it's a legit Solig And they were interviewing the
singer Craig David.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Oh god, that's a blast from the past.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Outside Southampton's ground talking on Spygate. He's a massive fan
talking head. They had about this was the singer, was
Great David back Southampton to win the race to be promoted?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And was it go to do with Great David?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Do it for Christ?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Not reassuring me right now? I love the song CD,
but not the backing of the club. All right, So
three World Wednesday? What's Shaw's rear? How's your week gone
so far?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Mine is dentist Russian Rulette. I had to go get
a filling yesterday. I actually I chicked my tooth from
crunching on popcorn seeds. Oh, the colonels, the kernels.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's so tough.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I know, it's my weakness shined.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You an adult. You get a fitting from a popcorn klonel.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
And the dentist clinic. I go to their husband and wife.
But it's Russian roulette because the wife is quite scary,
and so both dentists both dentists. Yes, it's sort of
like got a good cop bad cop thing going on.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
How does it work out who treats you?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I don't know. That's why I just you go there
and you get whoever's available, the husband or the wife.
I'm like, please, please, please, please husband, because the wife
always scolds me. Last time I got in trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
For accusing you of not flossing and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yes, not flossing, but also drinking too much kombucha.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh wow, too much kombucha.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
It's like a lot of.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Kombucher kids back here at two o'clock today, feeling filling, winning, winning.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
But the husband's really really nice and sweet, and I
have some right now, let's share of He said, I've
got the straightest teeth he's ever seen.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Wait, but then you have to have a feeling.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Yesterday you had to get a filling, Isn't it sucks?
I had to like number and that's.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Then you've got that kind of fat lip for the
rest of the day. Yes, you get chewing it, don't you.
You wanted to wake up and then you look in
the mirror and you made yourself bleat Yes.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
And they keep like, I can't. My tongue is so
drawn to my tooth.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Now that just the noise of that whirring of that trill.
It's horrendously a worse and all that so good to
making that sound because it's like a night.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
That sucks. And then they start to interview in if
it started.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I didn't realize this was in the Green Norton Show.
Your legs are up in the air like.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There mine.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Me.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's the only way, the only way to good looking
is to have me invited.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
My legs up in.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Christian Conall show.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Your three word Wednesdays, excuse me, teeth extraction day. Some
Alexander will get ready for the old.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
My three words what dentist, Christian, I want to go
to Rio's dentist.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Get the good cop. I'm going going to ask for
the guy.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
You know, I wanted my cover to be blying.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Is my sixty fourth birthday today, Happy birthday, Chris. I'm
going with older, wiser, dangerous, foggy on the road, Santo
is tired, sore cold. My three word Wednesday is katsu
stain tears katsu.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh yeah, I made a homemade katsu carry yesterday. The cubes.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, and my daughter was wearing her favorite jeans. I
didn't know though, her favorite dreams, but sandy under the
plate as I served it to her so we could
eat our dinner on our laps and watch the final
episode of The Brilliant Rooster. It had the katsu sauce
obviously that contains too many turmeric. Is a stainy, stainy,
(09:26):
stainy spice. Yes, it's all my word in a source format,
smeared across her favorite.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Jeans, she practice four hours.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh oh god, Dad, oh god, dad, you would know
it was that acid on them.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Got these my favorite jeans that witness and I'll try
and get it out.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's probably gonna come out. I said, take more for
right now, I can watch them.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I said. If they're not, i'll.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Buy you in you but they don't make them anymore.
I said, these look suspiciously like all jeans, jeans, the sad,
how many different?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What's so radical about these my favorite ones? God? This
we couldn't enjoy the final episode of Rooster.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Angry silence hanging in My wife secretly glad and it
was me up in some ship for once, you know,
just so happy just doing that smuggling. Then I made
a mistake of putting it straight to wine sixty warm wash.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh no, jean wash.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
This is it? Literally what I hear as I slammed
the door and go. So we'll see how that that's
coming out in an hour's time. You please tell me
you didn't put it on a warm wash. I'm just
putting it on. Chat went that's on. That's on sixty,
which I think is pretty warm.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No, that's the worst thing. It apparently seals in the stain.
That katsu that tubric rubs.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It in doubles down on the stain.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So I now have to go to bed later, have
to wait for the wash to finish to then get
it back up at the old what's it called stain?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Move it's sad?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh yes, yeah, you put that on it leaves that
for twenty minutes to soak and put it back in
on a cold wash.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Have you got the sad stick stick?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:59):
The stick is very good, that stick.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We trust that you give it a good old blodging
of it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And then I went the other side, so I got
the doubler going on. You might have done well here,
waited twenty minutes, then put it on an hour and
a half cold wash it's now midnight. It's now midnight.
Everyone's gone to bed. I'm so worried and such a
sad dad. That don't upset my daughter kind of handler
thought of being upset. She's sleeping. My wife is sleeping,
(11:25):
very happy. The guy's got to get up in a
couple of hours. Is stood by the washing machine. Fact
Cat Larry is going, this does not look good for you,
my friend.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
And you didn't put them in the dryer, did you?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
But team I got them out the stage.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Done.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yes. So this morning they're folded.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
They are on the kitchen, on the kitchen top with
a note just saying sorted dad.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, guys, what a story, What a moment.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Christian O'Connell, Show Gone Podcast, thank.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You very much for still sending us your three word wednesdays.
Jackie Bishop's got a brand new office. Richard came third
in pub Trivia last night. Congratulations, good runner up there,
Christian Taler, Alex, he is a whimp. Listen, Alex, can
you tell Bonnie your wife to stop taking the show
abuse to you?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I do not want to get involved. It never stopped.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
My partner fell asleep in the chair during Route Canal
he's so tough, tough, I shall I bow down to that?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I could never do that.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, Laura, I'm not that kind of man. I'm saying
that I'm a wimp then as well?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Who could fall asleep? Who's that tough?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
No, I don't even believe.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't believe that. Christian my three word. Wednesday, oldest
turned sixteen. Jody, congratulations to your oldest. All right, we
can do extra time on the time waste. It was
budget bands yesterday, Budget night was last night and right
now one of the team Lockie has the worst job
(13:00):
in breakfast radio up and down the dial today. I said, hey, joint,
today's should be really good if we could ask people,
But how many times do you think the word budget
was in last sight's half hour budget presentation. He's watching
it back first thing this morning, editing it down to
exactly how many times. Terrible job to watch it. Wants
(13:21):
to go through it slowly at the start of your
working day, early in the morning. Hush, almost like a
punishment in a way. Yeah, but it's for your entertainment.
He's he's loving it right now in there, all right,
So looking for your budget bands. The best ones we
had yesterday Meghan Trader James reined in, I did like
that one raining in guys are spending you two for
(13:44):
one fell off a Van Halen Stevie. Wonder who's getting
screwed over tonight? And the winner was Jim Chalmers. Class heroes. Alright,
So what have you got right now?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Then? Budget bands?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Text me yours four seventy five three one oh four
three up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So the best in class, topping and class.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Today gold class double pass, budget bands.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I've got some extras.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Bank of Mumfood and Sons, Bank of Mum and Son
Silver plus the Charmars and the puppas God tell you
tell he's watching his his money right now. Lenny Kravitz,
that's right, it's Penny Kravits, count the pennies and silver
Buss himself and Lionel Richie is bad news in the
(14:29):
budget last night it's Lionel Pory. It's not rich He
ain't Riches Pory.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
For this show. That's good. Alright, Rio, what have you
got budget bands?
Speaker 6 (14:42):
We love the rapper Little Kim.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
On their show. Yes, my Mama's played and requested answers.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
What about little Jim?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Jim Charmers it's ironic because he's a sort of feller
like it gold for this show.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's also good.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Cut Back Street Boys on you can't afford those dance moves.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh no, he went there.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Bron Tight said Fred Tight, said Fred is very ha
that's gold. And cheap Purple. Come on, guys, send me
some money. Cheap Purple, Deep Purple, Deep Purple.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's the band. Yeah, Deep Purple.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Yeah, I said cheap Purpole.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh sorry, oh dear, the whole that was awkward.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I said cheap indeed cheap, you got one? I in
seth Empton still nil nil.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Right now, we're doing extra time of time waste budgets
bands Rio, are you ready to Mark?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Budget bands, Nico well done, Deficit, Leopard, cleverer plus.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Teacher creator has got screaming debts.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Good God, Santo's got cheap loaf, not meat load, but
it's a cheap loaf. Christian Alanis Morrissett could be a
Lanis Morris det.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Is debt, Silper plus.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Stacy World on fifty cents silver, Albers Child that is
very good. Albanese's Child is very good. Men constantly at
work bronze. See low cost green instead of sea green.
See low cost silver green.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
No, that should be a gold. Not the man penny wise,
but penny pinching wise.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Cold, not getting a nickelback bronze like Samuel l Budget Holly.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Harry can't afford styles. That's cold. He can't afford a
money he.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Can't afford He can't afford those styles, Harry styles work.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
He can't go to Prada or money isn't cotton.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
On now.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Good basics Huey Lewis and the Budget News silver red
hot coupon sabers.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
I just like the image.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Flee actually is cutting them out of the papers and magazines.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, here's a good one for ten percent off at
the till.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Cheaper trick silver skin Floyd. All right, who is the
winner this morning? Harry can't afford starts. It is, it is,
it is, okay, okay, it is. It can't None of
these prices, None of these prices, he can't afford them.
Kex now more leather, kex afoor. Harry can't afford styles.
You are today's moral winner. Well done.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I can barely be here today.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I am doing the show, but my heart and my
eyes are on a tablet's open. Give me real time
updates on the BBC Sport website between my team Southampton
the midderist one. All right now it's in extra time.
If there's no Clisse winner winning gold in the next
twenty eight twenty seven minutes, it will go to penalty.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
How am I meant to beer? Came I? Knockoff?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'm very an invite from a Southampton fan club. Here
in Southampton there's a pub they do not want me
to mention on there. It is illegally open serving beer.
They're saying knock off. Now come down when we win,
you'll be with fellow fans.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
We'll just pop on a few more songs.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, stick on Stairway Heaven, just a few long tracks
and the soccer.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Who could be the death of you because Riley mcgree
is a soccer wo he scored for Middlesbrough.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
No, I know sounds like an Irish name, isn't it
Riley McGee Yes, feels more Eyelsh or Gaelic than Australian.
All right, on Today's still on today's show, the show,
Thank you Roy. We're going to do a part two
of Transporting big Things.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We had some great stories and calls yesterday like this.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
I was at work one day and there was some
plumbers out of the back and they had to remove
a palm tree. And they were like, oh, I we're
going to get rid of this flaming. Seeing someone like that,
I'll take that. So I strapped it on the top
of my youth. This thing was twelve meters long.
Speaker 11 (19:22):
Well, I was driving along a road. I can see
what looked like something wave out the passenger side windows,
sort of being out the back, and I drove closer.
I'm like, what's in the backseat of that? To then
it was a pony.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's right, you heard a Shetland pony in a car.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
So many questions how did you get in? And more Bonney,
how do you get announced? Hi? Teen?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
This comes from Lorenzo. We were calling us yesterday. Shebby
ripe imy been part of a serial Chabby Ripe mate
moving operation. My wife and I splashed out one of
those fancy temper pedic beds full of NASA technology and
a price stag that were to match the delivery guys arrive.
One older bloke could have like he been doing it
for thirty odd years, and a young apprentice that's always,
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that's always there, It's always that's the split. Old guy's
been in the game too long with bust and knees
and backs and the next gen. My wife answers, door,
tells them the bedrooms upstairs. The senior guy says, mind
if we take a look. At this point, I do
what any conflict avoiding husband would do. I quietly shut
myself from the downstairs study. I'm there with you. I
(20:27):
do the same. About eight steps into our corridor, I
hear the old guy say, ma'am, this is a two
quarter landing staircase, which in trading language means I'm not
sure we're going to be able to get it up there.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
The bloke size and says we have to give it
a go. Now.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
For context, Christian, this bed base weighs one hundred and
ten key line and.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's packed with NASA technology.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
They're holding this thing slowly, slowly, stopping every few steps.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I hear the old time, and it's days like this.
I wish I was retired.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Meanwhile, the younger one, gasping for air behind him, says,
is it always like this?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
They eventually got.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It up there, and Christian, there's been talk amongst my
wife and I've selling our place, but we can never
get it back down. If you buy the place, you
it's never ever leaving the upstairs bedroom. Frenzo, great story.
I'll send you prize. That's very very good.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, moving large Objects. We're looking for your stories. This
is a great woe from Craig Christian. When I became
a bus driver, we had to get our licenses at
a third party driving school. We had quite a crazy instructor,
and midway through doing the supervised round of a route,
he said, I've bought a just brought a row machine
off marketplace. We need to drop by this lady's house. Christian,
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we're driving a huge bus. He said it was now
be part of some testing parking outside a residential address,
an entire bus, going in and getting the row machine.
When he sat in the bus, then we had nowhere
to put it but down the middle of the bus.
And he said it was another way to measure our
smoothest because if we breaked an accelerator too hard, the
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seat would slide along and back, making a loud noise.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I guess like a spirit level genius.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Great guys, that top gun try Craig, thank you very
much for your story. You know you've we had some
great stories yesterday about moving very large things.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But the one I'm hoping for, the holy grail, is
a big piano.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Oh I've got the holy grave.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You got an upright or a grand?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
A grand big boys, yeah, one of my I was
a student in Sydney back in the day and I
was living in a very dodgy sharehouse. Me and three
other housemates had to move house maybe five hundred meters
down the road.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
He had been ready dodgy, those guys. If you've got a.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Grand piano, oh, chaps rotten, I'm gonna have to move
down in Bloody Bone and take the piano with us.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Don't forget, I don't forget the will you.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Erbert sebast Wake up, Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
We're going to have the moment. Please. I've only just
had it tuned by the Tuna.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
We didn't even have a butler.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Times Johngy area with our piano. Our real student story.
Moving on Polano.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
What a load of nerds And of course some one
this though, showed us a great impression of a nerd.
I got my gacon yesterday practice.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I must hear my forty Oh you in the chaps
in the barbershop quartet together, listen, rep menop while you there.
Listen to him trying to play the old poor student.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh yeah, so many students listening, so relatable. We call
piano man. Come on, Billy Joe seeing us a soul.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
We couldn't even afford a custom piano mover.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Stop this. It's the saddest tell you've ever heard.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
So we had to slum it and move this ground.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
It was the worst of times.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
You wouldn't understand you were the man.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You were those little tinkly feet on the under the piano.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Where's our tax off set?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
In the mudget story?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Guys, we've got Emma on the line right now. Good
morning Emma once more, Good morning Emma.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Hi Christian, how are you love the show?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Thank you very much, Emma. Now what did you move?
What's the story for us?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Well?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I also moved to a baby grand piano, but I
had to get a crane.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
A crane. How do you even hire a crane?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I had to hire a crane. So basically, when I
was leaving the piano. When I was younger, I got
to about the higher grades, about the age of fifteen,
and my piano teacher said, you can't have your crappy
piano anymore. You need a new piano. So rather than
just buying an ordinary piano, my dad very generously, unbeknownst
to me, went out and bought a baby grand piano.
(25:08):
But it couldn't fit up the stairs, so they tried
to get it in and then he had to hire
a crane to get it into the house. Then the
upstairs through the window, and then it was like through
two big double doors, glass doors, over a balcony and
swinging it in. So then swinging it in it was
(25:28):
very nerve wrecking. And then about thirteen years later, when
I moved out of home bought a house with my husband,
I had to hire the crane.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No way out, swing it back out and down.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, but that's not all. Then about four years after that,
my parents decided to move to the South Coast and we,
after a lot of thinking, decided to buy my family home.
So I had to hire the crane again to crane
it back in.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
You should have got a loyalty card, you know, I
should have three high as you get your.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Fourth one free.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
What a story. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That is Britt And I'm going to give you two
hundred if you do a suspendic chemist warehouse.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Outstanding story.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Emma.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I've got to say as well, are those other loudest
housard lights I've ever heard on the radio?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
I think it's a metronome for her piano.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
She's doing her scales. Emma, thank you very much, you
call itbut have a good day.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Uh we got line Leanne here Leannie.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Hello, hello that welcome to the show. What's your story
about moving a large object?
Speaker 12 (26:42):
Large object? I was on my ride on Moa up
in Sydney and I thought, oh, I'll move my couch
down to the tennis house and I thought, oh, got
it out of the house and put it on the
front of the machine. And as I went to take off,
it slipped and it actually got stuck with my gear
and I ran into a pole and it crushed my
(27:03):
leg and I just kept on screaming, and I screamed
that hard. My neighbor door, because we're on five acre block,
he heard me scream and he come flying over, a
little Lebanese guy, gorgeous man.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
They are hurdled the.
Speaker 12 (27:17):
Fence and came across and I said, just turn it off,
just turned off, and screaming and he said, he said,
what are you doing? I said, I was moving my couch.
But his little kid came over at the same.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Time, a small Lebanese kid. You've got the small Lebanese
man and then many little kids, beautiful kids.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
He's got six kids, I can tell you. And and
I had to stop swearing because I couldn't swear in
front of the little boy.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
My leg was crushed. I'm swearing.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I don't care how old you are, a little nippy.
You're hearing some really bad language. The lights you've never
heard of before, and in some of it in Lebanese.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
After this, he took me to the hospital and in
front of me him, I have to say my weight
in the hospital and I said, you tell anyone and
you're a dead. Man said is this your Is this
your husband? I said, oh no, he's my name.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I wish, I wish love a little fella.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
Oh god, gorgeous, famous.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Donny, very discreet as well.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Thing about a lady some week.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Well, I actually didn't think he could actually hurdle the fence,
but he did.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'm a going to give you two lean this is
a great store. I was going to give you two
hundred and fifty dollars spent a chemists whirehouse?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
What what are the oddest? Too incredible? Wild story? And
how's that leg? Is it all right?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
It took it took an operation to fix it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
It was cracked in.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
A screw went in. She goes, is that whole usually there?
I said, no, that's the screw went in.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's okay.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
I was very calm at that stage, and I said
I'm very calm and saying when no, not, you're in shock.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
And the little Lebanese fellaw is he still living next door?
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Oh no no, I've moved down to Melbourne and I
had six children.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Are just gorgeous family, gorgeously Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh well listen, lovely stuff. I better go and now
we got the news, but some lovely talk to you.
Speaker 12 (29:16):
Take care, Thank you, thank you, Bye bye.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
So yesterday evening it was the budget and apparently Pat's
watched it.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah, it's my job though, really, isn't it to be
across it.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
I'm going to be you know, talk.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
I can see where this is going.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
This is going to be a little.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Tasty tasty when a Christian's little taste.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Someone sounds nervous though I saw it, Why would you,
you know, get a bit sort of bringing.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
So I got lucky. Our audio producer has done. He's
done hard work.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Today.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
That man has struggled.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I made him watch the entire half an hour budget
presentation back and then edit it down to every mention.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Of the word budget.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And this morning you can win two hundred and fifty
dollars which the rest of us have to wait until
next year.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
We're going to give you.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
A We're going to give you an early payer of
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
However, this is not going to be easy. Now, what's
this thing?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Can I'll ask you how many times was the word
budget said in last night's thirty minute budget presentation. I'm
going to play you how many times you'll hear the dings.
You've got to count along. I'm only going to play
it once, so listen up. This is every single time
the word budget was mentioned last night. And then get
ready to texting first one to text in the right
(30:50):
number wins the two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The need four seventy five three, one oh four three.
Are you ready to start counting? I hope you can
count very quickly.
Speaker 13 (31:06):
Important and ambitious budget budget, budget, budget, budget, budget budget
budget stronger budget budget budget budget budget budget budget budget
this budget budget budget budget budget budget budget budget budget
deficit budget budget budget budget, this budget budget budget budget budget,
this budget, budget budget budget budget. I commend this bill
and this budget.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
To the house.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
One another cheeky one from the charmer at the end
there all right, called in text in first one of
the right number wins.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
All right, so I got one of the team, our
audio wizard producer Lucky, to do really hard important work today.
One thing to watch last night's entire thirty minutes budget special.
Lucky this morning when he came in at four thirty am.
Had to watch it again and edit down every single
time that Jin Charm has said the word budget. This
(31:58):
is how many times play along, Count along, you will
win two hundred and fifty dollars. The first person that
names the exact amount. This is every single mention of
the word budget in last night's budget. The guess is,
so far are wildly wrong. How can you go fourteen times?
There's no where there's fourteen mentions in the here or
one hundred and thirty six?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Christian?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
How long did it take your port produce to lock
you do hours? If I haven't seen him since, I
think he's actually gone home, and I would totally understand.
But he suffered. His suffering is your gain? So playing along?
How many times can you hear the word budget?
Speaker 8 (32:36):
Let's play it important and ambitious budget budget, budget, budget, budget, budget,
budget budget, stronger budget budget budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget,
this budget, budget budget budget, budget, budget, budget budget budget,
deaf said budget budget, budget budget, this budget, Budge's budget,
(32:58):
budget budget, this budget, budget.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
Budget, budget budget. I commend this bill and this budget
to the house.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, I don't forget that cheeky one at the end.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
First person he gets the right number wins two hundred
and fifty dollars. The rest of us have to wait
until next year that two hundred and fifty. You can
win it right now, thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Good luck. And if you've been listening to the last hour,
Southampton of one, we're going back to Wembley Get in Saints.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Due to the popularity of budget bingo, there's a new
feature being born. Maybe we should take a TV show
once a week ask you how many times a word
was said lucky? Now he's done this great work on this,
so it could be dish in an episode of Master Chef.
If he moans a tool about what I'm saying right now,
then we get him to do a game of footy.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
How many times was.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
The word ball said? Maybe the song song being go
as well? How many times does she say the look.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
In that a lot?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
She loves saying it in that Lucky? You got now
to make the look remix? Okay, all right, so play along.
This is every single mention the word budget in last
night's budget first person against the correct him out. The
most common guesses at the moment are over fifty. The
most recent guess at the moment is two hundred. Jenny
(34:17):
says two hundred and twenty two. Well, Christian says wrong,
count again. Budget bingo.
Speaker 13 (34:27):
Important and ambitious budget budget budget budget, budget, budget, budget, budget,
stronger budget budget budget budget budget budget, budget, budget this budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, deficit,
budget budget, budget, budget, this budget, budget budget, budget, budget,
this budget, budget, budget, budget, budget. I command this bill
and this budget to.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
The house, one last one. It's so hard to count
the morn.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Isn't it when you hear it so many times? As well?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
You go?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Is that the right word?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Budget?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Am I saying that right now?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's actually during budgets? Are lucky crazy?
Speaker 6 (34:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
This session? Guess is rosy? Good morning? How many times
was budget said?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I'm thinking budget was said forty two times?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
So close, but it's not the right answer.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Tough luck, Rosiness, go do Sorry, Tessa, good morning? How
many times?
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Tessa? What's es morning?
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Tessa morning?
Speaker 14 (35:20):
I think it's thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Thirty eight, so close, but it's not the wrong answer. Sorry,
Thanks for trying.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Have a good day.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
That's all right.
Speaker 12 (35:27):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I've told you yesterday. Easy with cutting them on and off?
Uh fingers. Shane, Good morning, Shamee.
Speaker 14 (35:38):
Good morning, Christian team.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
We are good, Shane.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
To see if you can guess the right amounts of
the word budget and last night's budget, we'll give you
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 11 (35:48):
I thought it was forty.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Wow, right on the nose.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Oh wow, forty You get the payout the year before
the rest of us. Do you win your two hundred
and fifty dollars now, Shane, well done.
Speaker 14 (36:02):
Oh that's awesome, Thanks so much.
Speaker 11 (36:03):
Guys, always listening to you every morning.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Thank you very much, Shane Joy spending your two hundred
and fifty dollars. Yes, it was forty times up from
last year. It was twenty seven mentions of budget last year.
In case you want to play along, lucky, same time
next year, a budget bing going.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Tie now for today's what are the Arts? Your stories
of coincidence and chance? Called him now thirteen fifty five
twenty two. Got a great one here. Who doesn't want
to hear the legend the story of Kiwi Richard.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Oh tell me more.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
This comes from Mick new listener in New South Wales.
Welcome to show, Mick. Christian. Years ago, I was driving
trucks through Eastern Europe. One of those routes, I met
a guy that everyone called Kiwi Richard. Memorable name, memorable guy.
Fast forward several years to when I recently bought a
place on Woollongong. I was chatting with the couple renting
it out and they mentioned they used to live in BONDI.
(36:59):
I said, oh, yeah, whereabouts they named the street. Then
they say, yeah, we used to live next door to
this guy. Everyone called him Kiwi Richard. Out of all
the people in all the towns, my new tenants just
happened to be the old neighbors of the guy I
met driving trucks the.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Other side of the world, Kiwi Richard. What are the odds, Mick?
I love that. That's great. All right, we go on here. Kathy,
good morning, Good morning, How are you. I'm good, Kathy,
welcome to the show. What's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 9 (37:30):
You wouldn't believe the odds. My husband, my husband, mister
de kay japin a couple of birds got out. Four
days later. I was gone to a frenchch clase who
lived like a few blocks away, and went to the
frontal next man out here this whistle that sounds like
(37:50):
a bird. Rocky, Yeah, I've done the woofs. Done the
wolf whistle back to him, and sure enough he did
it back. Called my husband get the ladder of Pandrocky,
no way, no chance. And yeah, sure enough, climbed up,
grabbed him and yes to name.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Wow, just a couple of flaps away. There he was
the familiar corner response.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Do you think your neighbors are trying to steal the
bird maid? Such a beautiful away?
Speaker 9 (38:17):
Yeah, I couldn't play then all the trees he decided
to pass right across from my friend's house.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Is only what's the name of little fellow Locky called
locky or cocky?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Rocky? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
So many little birds are They are the most common
bird name I think is rocky?
Speaker 9 (38:33):
Okay, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Good stuff?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Thank you very much, Kathy, Thanks for calling, all right,
and you check care Bye bye?
Speaker 6 (38:44):
People keep doing any extras at the end, what does
it matter?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Does it make it okay for ruders to hang up
like that? Why do you hate the older generation?
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Just like it?
Speaker 10 (38:52):
Bye?
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Thank you? Oh wow?
Speaker 15 (38:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
This old ben Fordham here running the calls? Are you
sorry about this? Listeners?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
He's still under training and supervision. Go move a piano?
Maybe the student chums, so hi live on the Central coast.
Speaker 14 (39:11):
That's correct, yes.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
All right, So what's your story of coincidence and chance?
Speaker 14 (39:15):
Well, many years ago I asked the slam to come
and help me clean through some things, and he did that.
Rang me when he got home and said, Mom, I
can't find my wedding ring. Did I drop it at
your place? Looked everywhere, looked through the bags of rubbish
that we put aside, couldn't find it, and we thought, oh,
it's just gone. Many many months later, he was at work,
(39:37):
he works in it and he got a call from
someone saying that their computer wasn't working. He went to
their desk, couldn't fix it. At the desk said look,
I'll take it back and have a look at it.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Take it apart.
Speaker 14 (39:49):
So as he picked it up to take it back
to his desk, he could hear something rattling in it.
Took it back to his desk, open it up, and
what was in the bottom of the computer case but
his wedding ring.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Wow. Great story. So this is a a kid a story,
just one.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Of those very very strange from wonderful coincidences.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, beautiful story. Great one, Sue. We'll send your price.
Thanks for sharing that. Thank you, Bye bye, Christian O'Connell
show go on podcast. Are we going to hear the
chuckle sister story today? I'm working so hard at the moment.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
To keep a clearing run. We're doing so well at
the moment two from two. You don't want to hear it.
I tried to sort of get it on the show
at the end of the show yesterday. Just like a puppy,
you take them for a little walk and run around again.
But she keeps banging on. She wants to go back
in the game today. But fingers crossed. The stories are strong.
You're calling in. That's good.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Keep the lines busy, John, next fifteen minutes and then
we can keep the chuckle sister off the show. But
if it starts lagging, lines start opening up. Thirteen fifty
five twenty two. You don't want that this morning, okay, faye.
Speaker 15 (41:01):
Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I'm good, fake, Welcome to the show, Faine calling us
from the stunning blue mountain.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yep, I am beautiful, all.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Right, So off you go. What's your story of coincidence
and charm?
Speaker 12 (41:15):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (41:16):
Well, many many years ago, when I had no spare money,
I was looking around an old ware shop and I
saw a tiny little sugar bowl, a really unusual, strange
little thing that I just had to spend the money on.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
And I just loved it.
Speaker 15 (41:31):
And then about five years later, we were at my
husband's grandparents place and they had moved out of home
and everybody was invited to come up and pick over
their bits and pieces. And I walked in and they
didn't have the sugar bowl but they had the matching
milk jug to this really unusual little So I've got
the got the little set and it's my little treasure.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Oh wow, that's incredible. Yeah, oh wow, Fate, what a story.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
According to participating ready, let's.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Go to Laura.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Now, let's go to Laura.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Laura.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Are you on the road.
Speaker 17 (42:17):
Hello, yes, I am driving Christian.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Laura.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Thank you very much a calling in and if it
is safe and appropriate, please share your story now.
Speaker 17 (42:25):
Thank you. I'm enjoying your show very much.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I must say, thank you very very much. Thanks for
giving us a go. Laura. Now you're on air with us.
So what's your story?
Speaker 17 (42:35):
Okay, Well, many years ago I lived in a flat
in Bundai and my neighbor a few units down had
her mother up visiting from Tasmania. I was over visiting
with her to meet her and the lady was telling
a story about how she'd been in Martin Place and
(42:55):
asking wanting to know where to go because she was
not from Sydney. She saw a tall man in a
pork pie hat in a lovely tweed coat and said,
sorry for the detail.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
No, I love the detail. We're all were for the detail.
Look at the port pie hat.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
And he was tall.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
We had a small Lebanese man in a story an
hour ago. Oh my god, ripper.
Speaker 17 (43:16):
Six kids, Okay, anyway, he was Canadian. She asked for directions,
and later she's telling us this story. So I said
to myself, that sounds so like my father. And I
knew he was in the city up from Barrel for
the day, and he was in the city, So I
rang him and asked if he had seen a woman
(43:37):
who'd asked him for directions and had.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
How was he wearing his port pie hat? Was he
wearing a port pois hat he did or much?
Speaker 17 (43:47):
You know those detectives used to wear yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, yeah, Columbo had one. They all had one back
in the day.
Speaker 17 (43:52):
The port pise hat in the seventies. And he used
to dress up so nicely to come into the city.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And anyway, she'd I missed those times where people would
dress up to come into a big smoke.
Speaker 17 (44:04):
That's right, and anyway, she thought he looked safe to ask,
And that was my coincident story.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
What are the odds that?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
It's incredible? It was your dad in the pot pie hat,
that tall guy.
Speaker 17 (44:16):
My dad from Barrel up for the day, and her
mother in the city looking for the you.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Put them together?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
You can't because a to five the odds, Laura, I'm
going to send your bride a great story.
Speaker 12 (44:30):
Ah, thank you.
Speaker 17 (44:31):
It's been my coincident story all my life.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
That's a great one. I love it. I love it. Okay, Laura,
have a lovely day. Thanks for calling us.
Speaker 17 (44:38):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Time for one last great story on this week's what
are the Odds? Your stories of coincidence and chance. If
you got one email, we will line you off for
next week and then we keep those lines busy for
the rest of this year and beyond beyond.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
You're really worried I leave.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
In twenty twenty nine, so just until I'm going to
keep those lines jammed on a Wednesday, otherwise.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
We're geting a bloody brownie.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Sorry, Ma, and I got a feeling she's deliberately tanked
the show of it today hashtag sugar bowl you know what?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Alrighty right, that's here and story this one is amazing
and welcome to the show.
Speaker 18 (45:21):
Good morning. Back in nineteen early nineteen eighties, I was
working at a small local club and I was involved
in hold up and down the road also in Sydney.
At Liverpool, my cousin was involved in an armhold up
at nine o'clock in the morning at a bank.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
You are kidding, well, no, both of you in armed
hold ups at the same.
Speaker 18 (45:43):
Time, same morning.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yep. It's incredible story and both of you.
Speaker 18 (45:49):
Okay, yeah, everyone who was involved was okay, yes.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
I never heard such a story.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Correction.
Speaker 18 (46:01):
My cousin rang me at lunchtime and just said about
something to tell you. I said, have I got something
to tell you?
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Oh well, I've got to what are the odds awesome involved?
What type? No, me too now And it must have
been jokes aside. It must have been terrifying.
Speaker 18 (46:20):
It was awful here, yes, but it was a moment
you just got to steal yourself. You knew that we had,
of course, a young kid doing I wasn't called prep
work with us, and we've had to protect the kid
as well. You know it was awful.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Oh wow, what an incredible story and amazing story. Going
to send your price. Thank you so much for sharing
that story with us today.
Speaker 17 (46:41):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
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on a long boat that is intimidating. Now the raiders
are not getting ready to play, but this show is
getting ready to get its Viking on. Lucky, I think
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away in the play cupboard. Get your Viking on with
us today. We're looking for your Viking.
Speaker 6 (47:59):
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Yes, I know it's only because producer Kaidan has got
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It's any Viking movies.
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And his songs, isn't it? That's it? Okay? What were
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rio check these out. That's an album's word. I have
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He's a repeating this, yeah? Is it alright?
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Speaker 2 (01:41):
Good Morning, Rio, good morning, Good morning, Pat's money and
good morning Alex.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Gooday.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Now, before the show, I asked the team, what do
you know about last night's budget? What can you tell we?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And it was a collection of half thoughts.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Rios said, good news for the sick, that's what the
headlines great, great news for the sick. If you're waking
up and you're sick this morning, good news. I'm five yourself. Actually,
you're a big budget winner. Chalmers has got your sick parts.
What are the top headlines about the budgets?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
A million dollar question? Isn't it the winners and the
losers of last night? He has Jim Charmers, old mate
Charmers has confirmed.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's Jim the Snake Charmer.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Two hundred and fifty dollars tax offset, which we have
known about for about a week now it's coming. So
the relief is coming, but not immediate. We won't get
that till twenty seven to twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wait what we've got to do before then?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I know you can't.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
We have it now today means study, let me go
down the milk bar.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
There's also the whining back of negative gearing and capital
gains tax concessions. So basically this will mean about seventy
five thousand extra young people will be able to access
housing a lot easier, which is good for them.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's a great thing.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
That is a good thing. But older Rossie is probably
among some of the biggest losers from last night, missing
out on tax breaks and facing higher private health insurance premiums,
which is not good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
On Patsy, did you watch it last night?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I did, of course I did.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, that's incredible, Yes, yes, we watched it. Alis did
you watch it now? It's putting kids to be well
well yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
All right, So just a warning today guys. If I
was to have a show, forecast right now is cloudy
with a chance of producer Caitlin stories. Now, normally it's
pretty terrifying if I know there's one in the loose mix,
but there's apparently a threat of two stories today and
one we had yesterday, and she said it's ready to
come back. I don't want to hear about that Brodie story.
(03:32):
I didn't really want to hear it yesterday, certainly don't
want to hear it polished up and buffed up for
prime time this morning at eight. Luckily we had it
towards the end of yesterday's show. I don't think it's
a primetime What about that Brody on the doorstep that
was ordered for?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What are the odds?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's not coincidence if an umbrella that you've ordered the
post arrived and is at the doorstep.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Maybe we missed something on it house.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's how the whole system works. How did I get there?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Does someone order this? I did and paid? What are
the odds do I win the vouchers? So we have
a severe warner today of Cloudy with a chance of
producer Caitlin Stories.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Christin O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Guys during the next forty five minutes. I am with you,
but I also got an open tab right now about
what is happening in England and the EPM my home
team Southampton. It is one ald at the moment, the
second half as the started there fighting for a promotion
back into the Premiership. It's worth millions to the club,
pride everything, massive shoe Christian.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yes, I'm keeping it as well. One old at the moment. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So if we beat Middlesbrough we then go into a
trip to Wembley where we will play Hull. The winner
of that game gets promoted. However, sadly, even if Southampton
win now because of an instant called spygate, where someone
connected to the club may have recorded a secret training
session against the team they're playing at the moment, so
(04:58):
pending that even if they win the next two games
and they win promotion, which is so hard to get
back up into the EPL, so hard, it may not
stand because spy gate.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Wait, how did they allegedly spy?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's been an incredible ride the last comment, seeing them
rise up again after a terrible start of season, and
then this week the big heart ache of spygate.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
But maybe that's how the rise started. You guys been spying.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There's hopeless Yesterday I was I've got a dodgy feed,
so I can see EPL games not paying for them
and it's a legit Solig And they were interviewing the
singer Craig David.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Oh god, that's a blast from the past.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Outside Southampton's ground talking on Spygate. He's a massive fan
talking head. They had about this was the singer, was
Great David back Southampton to win the race to be promoted?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And was it go to do with Great David?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Do it for Christ?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Not reassuring me right now? I love the song CD,
but not the backing of the club. All right, So
three World Wednesday? What's Shaw's rear? How's your week gone
so far?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Mine is dentist Russian Rulette. I had to go get
a filling yesterday. I actually I chicked my tooth from
crunching on popcorn seeds. Oh, the colonels, the kernels.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's so tough.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I know, it's my weakness shined.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You an adult. You get a fitting from a popcorn klonel.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
And the dentist clinic. I go to their husband and wife.
But it's Russian roulette because the wife is quite scary,
and so both dentists both dentists. Yes, it's sort of
like got a good cop bad cop thing going on.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
How does it work out who treats you?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I don't know. That's why I just you go there
and you get whoever's available, the husband or the wife.
I'm like, please, please, please, please husband, because the wife
always scolds me. Last time I got in trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
For accusing you of not flossing and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yes, not flossing, but also drinking too much kombucha.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh wow, too much kombucha.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
It's like a lot of.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Kombucher kids back here at two o'clock today, feeling filling, winning, winning.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
But the husband's really really nice and sweet, and I
have some right now, let's share of He said, I've
got the straightest teeth he's ever seen.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Wait, but then you have to have a feeling.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Yesterday you had to get a filling, Isn't it sucks?
I had to like number and that's.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Then you've got that kind of fat lip for the
rest of the day. Yes, you get chewing it, don't you.
You wanted to wake up and then you look in
the mirror and you made yourself bleat Yes.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
And they keep like, I can't. My tongue is so
drawn to my tooth.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Now that just the noise of that whirring of that trill.
It's horrendously a worse and all that so good to
making that sound because it's like a night.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
That sucks. And then they start to interview in if
it started.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I didn't realize this was in the Green Norton Show.
Your legs are up in the air like.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
There mine.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Me.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's the only way, the only way to good looking
is to have me invited.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
My legs up in.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Christian Conall show.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Your three word Wednesdays, excuse me, teeth extraction day. Some
Alexander will get ready for the old.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
My three words what dentist, Christian, I want to go
to Rio's dentist.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Get the good cop. I'm going going to ask for
the guy.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
You know, I wanted my cover to be blying.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Christian.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Is my sixty fourth birthday today, Happy birthday, Chris. I'm
going with older, wiser, dangerous, foggy on the road, Santo
is tired, sore cold. My three word Wednesday is katsu
stain tears katsu.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh yeah, I made a homemade katsu carry yesterday. The cubes.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, and my daughter was wearing her favorite jeans. I
didn't know though, her favorite dreams, but sandy under the
plate as I served it to her so we could
eat our dinner on our laps and watch the final
episode of The Brilliant Rooster. It had the katsu sauce
obviously that contains too many turmeric. Is a stainy, stainy,
(09:26):
stainy spice. Yes, it's all my word in a source format,
smeared across her favorite.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Jeans, she practice four hours.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh oh god, Dad, oh god, dad, you would know
it was that acid on them.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Got these my favorite jeans that witness and I'll try
and get it out.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's probably gonna come out. I said, take more for
right now, I can watch them.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I said. If they're not, i'll.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Buy you in you but they don't make them anymore.
I said, these look suspiciously like all jeans, jeans, the sad,
how many different?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What's so radical about these my favorite ones? God? This
we couldn't enjoy the final episode of Rooster.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Angry silence hanging in My wife secretly glad and it
was me up in some ship for once, you know,
just so happy just doing that smuggling. Then I made
a mistake of putting it straight to wine sixty warm wash.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh no, jean wash.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
This is it? Literally what I hear as I slammed
the door and go. So we'll see how that that's
coming out in an hour's time. You please tell me
you didn't put it on a warm wash. I'm just
putting it on. Chat went that's on. That's on sixty,
which I think is pretty warm.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No, that's the worst thing. It apparently seals in the stain.
That katsu that tubric rubs.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It in doubles down on the stain.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So I now have to go to bed later, have
to wait for the wash to finish to then get
it back up at the old what's it called stain?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Move it's sad?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh yes, yeah, you put that on it leaves that
for twenty minutes to soak and put it back in
on a cold wash.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Have you got the sad stick stick?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (10:59):
The stick is very good, that stick.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We trust that you give it a good old blodging
of it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And then I went the other side, so I got
the doubler going on. You might have done well here,
waited twenty minutes, then put it on an hour and
a half cold wash it's now midnight. It's now midnight.
Everyone's gone to bed. I'm so worried and such a
sad dad. That don't upset my daughter kind of handler
thought of being upset. She's sleeping. My wife is sleeping,
(11:25):
very happy. The guy's got to get up in a
couple of hours. Is stood by the washing machine. Fact
Cat Larry is going, this does not look good for you,
my friend.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
And you didn't put them in the dryer, did you?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
But team I got them out the stage.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Done.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yes. So this morning they're folded.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
They are on the kitchen, on the kitchen top with
a note just saying sorted dad.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, guys, what a story, What a moment.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Christian O'Connell, Show Gone Podcast, thank.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You very much for still sending us your three word wednesdays.
Jackie Bishop's got a brand new office. Richard came third
in pub Trivia last night. Congratulations, good runner up there,
Christian Taler, Alex, he is a whimp. Listen, Alex, can
you tell Bonnie your wife to stop taking the show
abuse to you?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I do not want to get involved. It never stopped.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
My partner fell asleep in the chair during Route Canal
he's so tough, tough, I shall I bow down to that?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I could never do that.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, Laura, I'm not that kind of man. I'm saying
that I'm a wimp then as well?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Who could fall asleep? Who's that tough?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
No, I don't even believe.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't believe that. Christian my three word. Wednesday, oldest
turned sixteen. Jody, congratulations to your oldest. All right, we
can do extra time on the time waste. It was
budget bands yesterday, Budget night was last night and right
now one of the team Lockie has the worst job
(13:00):
in breakfast radio up and down the dial today. I said, hey, joint,
today's should be really good if we could ask people,
But how many times do you think the word budget
was in last sight's half hour budget presentation. He's watching
it back first thing this morning, editing it down to
exactly how many times. Terrible job to watch it. Wants
(13:21):
to go through it slowly at the start of your
working day, early in the morning. Hush, almost like a
punishment in a way. Yeah, but it's for your entertainment.
He's he's loving it right now in there, all right,
So looking for your budget bands. The best ones we
had yesterday Meghan Trader James reined in, I did like
that one raining in guys are spending you two for
(13:44):
one fell off a Van Halen Stevie. Wonder who's getting
screwed over tonight? And the winner was Jim Chalmers. Class heroes. Alright,
So what have you got right now?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Then? Budget bands?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Text me yours four seventy five three one oh four
three up for grabs.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
So the best in class, topping and class.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Today gold class double pass, budget bands.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I've got some extras.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Bank of Mumfood and Sons, Bank of Mum and Son
Silver plus the Charmars and the puppas God tell you
tell he's watching his his money right now. Lenny Kravitz,
that's right, it's Penny Kravits, count the pennies and silver
Buss himself and Lionel Richie is bad news in the
(14:29):
budget last night it's Lionel Pory. It's not rich He
ain't Riches Pory.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
For this show. That's good. Alright, Rio, what have you
got budget bands?
Speaker 6 (14:42):
We love the rapper Little Kim.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
On their show. Yes, my Mama's played and requested answers.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
What about little Jim?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Jim Charmers it's ironic because he's a sort of feller
like it gold for this show.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's also good.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Cut Back Street Boys on you can't afford those dance moves.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh no, he went there.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Bron Tight said Fred Tight, said Fred is very ha
that's gold. And cheap Purple. Come on, guys, send me
some money. Cheap Purple, Deep Purple, Deep Purple.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That's the band. Yeah, Deep Purple.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Yeah, I said cheap Purpole.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Oh sorry, oh dear, the whole that was awkward.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I said cheap indeed cheap, you got one? I in
seth Empton still nil nil.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Right now, we're doing extra time of time waste budgets
bands Rio, are you ready to Mark?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Budget bands, Nico well done, Deficit, Leopard, cleverer plus.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Teacher creator has got screaming debts.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Good God, Santo's got cheap loaf, not meat load, but
it's a cheap loaf. Christian Alanis Morrissett could be a
Lanis Morris det.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Is debt, Silper plus.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Stacy World on fifty cents silver, Albers Child that is
very good. Albanese's Child is very good. Men constantly at
work bronze. See low cost green instead of sea green.
See low cost silver green.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
No, that should be a gold. Not the man penny wise,
but penny pinching wise.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Cold, not getting a nickelback bronze like Samuel l Budget Holly.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Harry can't afford styles. That's cold. He can't afford a
money he.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Can't afford He can't afford those styles, Harry styles work.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
He can't go to Prada or money isn't cotton.
Speaker 9 (17:03):
On now.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Good basics Huey Lewis and the Budget News silver red
hot coupon sabers.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
I just like the image.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Flee actually is cutting them out of the papers and magazines.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, here's a good one for ten percent off at
the till.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Cheaper trick silver skin Floyd. All right, who is the
winner this morning? Harry can't afford starts. It is, it is,
it is, okay, okay, it is. It can't None of
these prices, None of these prices, he can't afford them.
Kex now more leather, kex afoor. Harry can't afford styles.
You are today's moral winner. Well done.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I can barely be here today.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I am doing the show, but my heart and my
eyes are on a tablet's open. Give me real time
updates on the BBC Sport website between my team Southampton
the midderist one. All right now it's in extra time.
If there's no Clisse winner winning gold in the next
twenty eight twenty seven minutes, it will go to penalty.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
How am I meant to beer? Came I? Knockoff?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'm very an invite from a Southampton fan club. Here
in Southampton there's a pub they do not want me
to mention on there. It is illegally open serving beer.
They're saying knock off. Now come down when we win,
you'll be with fellow fans.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
We'll just pop on a few more songs.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, stick on Stairway Heaven, just a few long tracks
and the soccer.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Who could be the death of you because Riley mcgree
is a soccer wo he scored for Middlesbrough.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
No, I know sounds like an Irish name, isn't it
Riley McGee Yes, feels more Eyelsh or Gaelic than Australian.
All right, on Today's still on today's show, the show,
Thank you Roy. We're going to do a part two
of Transporting big Things.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We had some great stories and calls yesterday like this.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
I was at work one day and there was some
plumbers out of the back and they had to remove
a palm tree. And they were like, oh, I we're
going to get rid of this flaming. Seeing someone like that,
I'll take that. So I strapped it on the top
of my youth. This thing was twelve meters long.
Speaker 11 (19:22):
Well, I was driving along a road. I can see
what looked like something wave out the passenger side windows,
sort of being out the back, and I drove closer.
I'm like, what's in the backseat of that? To then
it was a pony.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's right, you heard a Shetland pony in a car.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
So many questions how did you get in? And more Bonney,
how do you get announced? Hi? Teen?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
This comes from Lorenzo. We were calling us yesterday. Shebby
ripe imy been part of a serial Chabby Ripe mate
moving operation. My wife and I splashed out one of
those fancy temper pedic beds full of NASA technology and
a price stag that were to match the delivery guys arrive.
One older bloke could have like he been doing it
for thirty odd years, and a young apprentice that's always,
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that's always there, It's always that's the split. Old guy's
been in the game too long with bust and knees
and backs and the next gen. My wife answers, door,
tells them the bedrooms upstairs. The senior guy says, mind
if we take a look. At this point, I do
what any conflict avoiding husband would do. I quietly shut
myself from the downstairs study. I'm there with you. I
(20:27):
do the same. About eight steps into our corridor, I
hear the old guy say, ma'am, this is a two
quarter landing staircase, which in trading language means I'm not
sure we're going to be able to get it up there.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
The bloke size and says we have to give it
a go. Now.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
For context, Christian, this bed base weighs one hundred and
ten key line and.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's packed with NASA technology.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
They're holding this thing slowly, slowly, stopping every few steps.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I hear the old time, and it's days like this.
I wish I was retired.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Meanwhile, the younger one, gasping for air behind him, says,
is it always like this?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
They eventually got.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It up there, and Christian, there's been talk amongst my
wife and I've selling our place, but we can never
get it back down. If you buy the place, you
it's never ever leaving the upstairs bedroom. Frenzo, great story.
I'll send you prize. That's very very good.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Okay, moving large Objects. We're looking for your stories. This
is a great woe from Craig Christian. When I became
a bus driver, we had to get our licenses at
a third party driving school. We had quite a crazy instructor,
and midway through doing the supervised round of a route,
he said, I've bought a just brought a row machine
off marketplace. We need to drop by this lady's house. Christian,
(21:51):
we're driving a huge bus. He said it was now
be part of some testing parking outside a residential address,
an entire bus, going in and getting the row machine.
When he sat in the bus, then we had nowhere
to put it but down the middle of the bus.
And he said it was another way to measure our
smoothest because if we breaked an accelerator too hard, the
(22:12):
seat would slide along and back, making a loud noise.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I guess like a spirit level genius.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Great guys, that top gun try Craig, thank you very
much for your story. You know you've we had some
great stories yesterday about moving very large things.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
But the one I'm hoping for, the holy grail, is
a big piano.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Oh I've got the holy grave.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You got an upright or a grand?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
A grand big boys, yeah, one of my I was
a student in Sydney back in the day and I
was living in a very dodgy sharehouse. Me and three
other housemates had to move house maybe five hundred meters
down the road.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
He had been ready dodgy, those guys. If you've got a.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Grand piano, oh, chaps rotten, I'm gonna have to move
down in Bloody Bone and take the piano with us.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Don't forget, I don't forget the will you.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Erbert sebast Wake up, Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
We're going to have the moment. Please. I've only just
had it tuned by the Tuna.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
We didn't even have a butler.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Times Johngy area with our piano. Our real student story.
Moving on Polano.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
What a load of nerds And of course some one
this though, showed us a great impression of a nerd.
I got my gacon yesterday practice.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I must hear my forty Oh you in the chaps
in the barbershop quartet together, listen, rep menop while you there.
Listen to him trying to play the old poor student.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh yeah, so many students listening, so relatable. We call
piano man. Come on, Billy Joe seeing us a soul.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
We couldn't even afford a custom piano mover.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Stop this. It's the saddest tell you've ever heard.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
So we had to slum it and move this ground.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
It was the worst of times.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
You wouldn't understand you were the man.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You were those little tinkly feet on the under the piano.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Where's our tax off set?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
In the mudget story?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Guys, we've got Emma on the line right now. Good
morning Emma once more, Good morning Emma.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Hi Christian, how are you love the show?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Thank you very much, Emma. Now what did you move?
What's the story for us?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Well?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I also moved to a baby grand piano, but I
had to get a crane.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
A crane. How do you even hire a crane?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I had to hire a crane. So basically, when I
was leaving the piano. When I was younger, I got
to about the higher grades, about the age of fifteen,
and my piano teacher said, you can't have your crappy
piano anymore. You need a new piano. So rather than
just buying an ordinary piano, my dad very generously, unbeknownst
to me, went out and bought a baby grand piano.
(25:08):
But it couldn't fit up the stairs, so they tried
to get it in and then he had to hire
a crane to get it into the house. Then the
upstairs through the window, and then it was like through
two big double doors, glass doors, over a balcony and
swinging it in. So then swinging it in it was
(25:28):
very nerve wrecking. And then about thirteen years later, when
I moved out of home bought a house with my husband,
I had to hire the crane.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
No way out, swing it back out and down.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, but that's not all. Then about four years after that,
my parents decided to move to the South Coast and we,
after a lot of thinking, decided to buy my family home.
So I had to hire the crane again to crane
it back in.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
You should have got a loyalty card, you know, I
should have three high as you get your.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Fourth one free.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
What a story. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That is Britt And I'm going to give you two
hundred if you do a suspendic chemist warehouse.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Outstanding story.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Emma.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I've got to say as well, are those other loudest
housard lights I've ever heard on the radio?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
I think it's a metronome for her piano.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
She's doing her scales. Emma, thank you very much, you
call itbut have a good day.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Uh we got line Leanne here Leannie.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Hello, hello that welcome to the show. What's your story
about moving a large object?
Speaker 12 (26:42):
Large object? I was on my ride on Moa up
in Sydney and I thought, oh, I'll move my couch
down to the tennis house and I thought, oh, got
it out of the house and put it on the
front of the machine. And as I went to take off,
it slipped and it actually got stuck with my gear
and I ran into a pole and it crushed my
(27:03):
leg and I just kept on screaming, and I screamed
that hard. My neighbor door, because we're on five acre block,
he heard me scream and he come flying over, a
little Lebanese guy, gorgeous man.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
They are hurdled the.
Speaker 12 (27:17):
Fence and came across and I said, just turn it off,
just turned off, and screaming and he said, he said,
what are you doing? I said, I was moving my couch.
But his little kid came over at the same.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Time, a small Lebanese kid. You've got the small Lebanese
man and then many little kids, beautiful kids.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
He's got six kids, I can tell you. And and
I had to stop swearing because I couldn't swear in
front of the little boy.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
My leg was crushed. I'm swearing.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I don't care how old you are, a little nippy.
You're hearing some really bad language. The lights you've never
heard of before, and in some of it in Lebanese.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
After this, he took me to the hospital and in
front of me him, I have to say my weight
in the hospital and I said, you tell anyone and
you're a dead. Man said is this your Is this
your husband? I said, oh no, he's my name.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I wish, I wish love a little fella.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
Oh god, gorgeous, famous.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Donny, very discreet as well.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Thing about a lady some week.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Well, I actually didn't think he could actually hurdle the fence,
but he did.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I'm a going to give you two lean this is
a great store. I was going to give you two
hundred and fifty dollars spent a chemists whirehouse?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
What what are the oddest? Too incredible? Wild story? And
how's that leg? Is it all right?
Speaker 12 (28:46):
It took it took an operation to fix it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
It was cracked in.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
A screw went in. She goes, is that whole usually there?
I said, no, that's the screw went in.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's okay.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
I was very calm at that stage, and I said
I'm very calm and saying when no, not, you're in shock.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
And the little Lebanese fellaw is he still living next door?
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Oh no no, I've moved down to Melbourne and I
had six children.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Are just gorgeous family, gorgeously Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh well listen, lovely stuff. I better go and now
we got the news, but some lovely talk to you.
Speaker 12 (29:16):
Take care, Thank you, thank you, Bye bye.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
So yesterday evening it was the budget and apparently Pat's
watched it.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah, it's my job though, really, isn't it to be
across it.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
I'm going to be you know, talk.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
I can see where this is going.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
This is going to be a little.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Tasty tasty when a Christian's little taste.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Someone sounds nervous though I saw it, Why would you,
you know, get a bit sort of bringing.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
So I got lucky. Our audio producer has done. He's
done hard work.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Today.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
That man has struggled.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I made him watch the entire half an hour budget
presentation back and then edit it down to every mention.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Of the word budget.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And this morning you can win two hundred and fifty
dollars which the rest of us have to wait until
next year.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
We're going to give you.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
A We're going to give you an early payer of
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
However, this is not going to be easy. Now, what's
this thing?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Can I'll ask you how many times was the word
budget said in last night's thirty minute budget presentation. I'm
going to play you how many times you'll hear the dings.
You've got to count along. I'm only going to play
it once, so listen up. This is every single time
the word budget was mentioned last night. And then get
ready to texting first one to text in the right
(30:50):
number wins the two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The need four seventy five three, one oh four three.
Are you ready to start counting? I hope you can
count very quickly.
Speaker 13 (31:06):
Important and ambitious budget budget, budget, budget, budget, budget budget
budget stronger budget budget budget budget budget budget budget budget
this budget budget budget budget budget budget budget budget budget
deficit budget budget budget budget, this budget budget budget budget budget,
this budget, budget budget budget budget. I commend this bill
and this budget.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
To the house.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
One another cheeky one from the charmer at the end
there all right, called in text in first one of
the right number wins.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
All right, so I got one of the team, our
audio wizard producer Lucky, to do really hard important work today.
One thing to watch last night's entire thirty minutes budget special.
Lucky this morning when he came in at four thirty am.
Had to watch it again and edit down every single
time that Jin Charm has said the word budget. This
(31:58):
is how many times play along, Count along, you will
win two hundred and fifty dollars. The first person that
names the exact amount. This is every single mention of
the word budget in last night's budget. The guess is,
so far are wildly wrong. How can you go fourteen times?
There's no where there's fourteen mentions in the here or
one hundred and thirty six?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Christian?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
How long did it take your port produce to lock
you do hours? If I haven't seen him since, I
think he's actually gone home, and I would totally understand.
But he suffered. His suffering is your gain? So playing along?
How many times can you hear the word budget?
Speaker 8 (32:36):
Let's play it important and ambitious budget budget, budget, budget, budget, budget,
budget budget, stronger budget budget budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget,
this budget, budget budget budget, budget, budget, budget budget budget,
deaf said budget budget, budget budget, this budget, Budge's budget,
(32:58):
budget budget, this budget, budget.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
Budget, budget budget. I commend this bill and this budget
to the house.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, I don't forget that cheeky one at the end.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
First person he gets the right number wins two hundred
and fifty dollars. The rest of us have to wait
until next year that two hundred and fifty. You can
win it right now, thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Good luck. And if you've been listening to the last hour,
Southampton of one, we're going back to Wembley Get in Saints.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Due to the popularity of budget bingo, there's a new
feature being born. Maybe we should take a TV show
once a week ask you how many times a word
was said lucky? Now he's done this great work on this,
so it could be dish in an episode of Master Chef.
If he moans a tool about what I'm saying right now,
then we get him to do a game of footy.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
How many times was.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
The word ball said? Maybe the song song being go
as well? How many times does she say the look.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
In that a lot?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
She loves saying it in that Lucky? You got now
to make the look remix? Okay, all right, so play along.
This is every single mention the word budget in last
night's budget first person against the correct him out. The
most common guesses at the moment are over fifty. The
most recent guess at the moment is two hundred. Jenny
(34:17):
says two hundred and twenty two. Well, Christian says wrong,
count again. Budget bingo.
Speaker 13 (34:27):
Important and ambitious budget budget budget budget, budget, budget, budget, budget,
stronger budget budget budget budget budget budget, budget, budget this budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, budget, deficit,
budget budget, budget, budget, this budget, budget budget, budget, budget,
this budget, budget, budget, budget, budget. I command this bill
and this budget to.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
The house, one last one. It's so hard to count
the morn.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Isn't it when you hear it so many times? As well?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
You go?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Is that the right word?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Budget?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Am I saying that right now?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's actually during budgets? Are lucky crazy?
Speaker 6 (34:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
This session? Guess is rosy? Good morning? How many times
was budget said?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I'm thinking budget was said forty two times?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
So close, but it's not the right answer.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Tough luck, Rosiness, go do Sorry, Tessa, good morning? How
many times?
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Tessa? What's es morning?
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Tessa morning?
Speaker 14 (35:20):
I think it's thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Thirty eight, so close, but it's not the wrong answer. Sorry,
Thanks for trying.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Have a good day.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
That's all right.
Speaker 12 (35:27):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I've told you yesterday. Easy with cutting them on and off?
Uh fingers. Shane, Good morning, Shamee.
Speaker 14 (35:38):
Good morning, Christian team.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
We are good, Shane.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
To see if you can guess the right amounts of
the word budget and last night's budget, we'll give you
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 11 (35:48):
I thought it was forty.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Wow, right on the nose.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Oh wow, forty You get the payout the year before
the rest of us. Do you win your two hundred
and fifty dollars now, Shane, well done.
Speaker 14 (36:02):
Oh that's awesome, Thanks so much.
Speaker 11 (36:03):
Guys, always listening to you every morning.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Thank you very much, Shane Joy spending your two hundred
and fifty dollars. Yes, it was forty times up from
last year. It was twenty seven mentions of budget last year.
In case you want to play along, lucky, same time
next year, a budget bing going.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Tie now for today's what are the Arts? Your stories
of coincidence and chance? Called him now thirteen fifty five
twenty two. Got a great one here. Who doesn't want
to hear the legend the story of Kiwi Richard.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Oh tell me more.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
This comes from Mick new listener in New South Wales.
Welcome to show, Mick. Christian. Years ago, I was driving
trucks through Eastern Europe. One of those routes, I met
a guy that everyone called Kiwi Richard. Memorable name, memorable guy.
Fast forward several years to when I recently bought a
place on Woollongong. I was chatting with the couple renting
it out and they mentioned they used to live in BONDI.
(36:59):
I said, oh, yeah, whereabouts they named the street. Then
they say, yeah, we used to live next door to
this guy. Everyone called him Kiwi Richard. Out of all
the people in all the towns, my new tenants just
happened to be the old neighbors of the guy I
met driving trucks the.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Other side of the world, Kiwi Richard. What are the odds, Mick?
I love that. That's great. All right, we go on here. Kathy,
good morning, Good morning, How are you. I'm good, Kathy,
welcome to the show. What's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 9 (37:30):
You wouldn't believe the odds. My husband, my husband, mister
de kay japin a couple of birds got out. Four
days later. I was gone to a frenchch clase who
lived like a few blocks away, and went to the
frontal next man out here this whistle that sounds like
(37:50):
a bird. Rocky, Yeah, I've done the woofs. Done the
wolf whistle back to him, and sure enough he did
it back. Called my husband get the ladder of Pandrocky,
no way, no chance. And yeah, sure enough, climbed up,
grabbed him and yes to name.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Wow, just a couple of flaps away. There he was
the familiar corner response.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Do you think your neighbors are trying to steal the
bird maid? Such a beautiful away?
Speaker 9 (38:17):
Yeah, I couldn't play then all the trees he decided
to pass right across from my friend's house.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Is only what's the name of little fellow Locky called
locky or cocky?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Rocky? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
So many little birds are They are the most common
bird name I think is rocky?
Speaker 9 (38:33):
Okay, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Good stuff?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Thank you very much, Kathy, Thanks for calling, all right,
and you check care Bye bye?
Speaker 6 (38:44):
People keep doing any extras at the end, what does
it matter?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Does it make it okay for ruders to hang up
like that? Why do you hate the older generation?
Speaker 6 (38:52):
Just like it?
Speaker 10 (38:52):
Bye?
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Thank you? Oh wow?
Speaker 15 (38:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
This old ben Fordham here running the calls? Are you
sorry about this? Listeners?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
He's still under training and supervision. Go move a piano?
Maybe the student chums, so hi live on the Central coast.
Speaker 14 (39:11):
That's correct, yes.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
All right, So what's your story of coincidence and chance?
Speaker 14 (39:15):
Well, many years ago I asked the slam to come
and help me clean through some things, and he did that.
Rang me when he got home and said, Mom, I
can't find my wedding ring. Did I drop it at
your place? Looked everywhere, looked through the bags of rubbish
that we put aside, couldn't find it, and we thought, oh,
it's just gone. Many many months later, he was at work,
(39:37):
he works in it and he got a call from
someone saying that their computer wasn't working. He went to
their desk, couldn't fix it. At the desk said look,
I'll take it back and have a look at it.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Take it apart.
Speaker 14 (39:49):
So as he picked it up to take it back
to his desk, he could hear something rattling in it.
Took it back to his desk, open it up, and
what was in the bottom of the computer case but
his wedding ring.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Wow. Great story. So this is a a kid a story,
just one.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Of those very very strange from wonderful coincidences.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, beautiful story. Great one, Sue. We'll send your price.
Thanks for sharing that. Thank you, Bye bye, Christian O'Connell
show go on podcast. Are we going to hear the
chuckle sister story today? I'm working so hard at the moment.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
To keep a clearing run. We're doing so well at
the moment two from two. You don't want to hear it.
I tried to sort of get it on the show
at the end of the show yesterday. Just like a puppy,
you take them for a little walk and run around again.
But she keeps banging on. She wants to go back
in the game today. But fingers crossed. The stories are strong.
You're calling in. That's good.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Keep the lines busy, John, next fifteen minutes and then
we can keep the chuckle sister off the show. But
if it starts lagging, lines start opening up. Thirteen fifty
five twenty two. You don't want that this morning, okay, faye.
Speaker 15 (41:01):
Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I'm good, fake, Welcome to the show, Faine calling us
from the stunning blue mountain.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yep, I am beautiful, all.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Right, So off you go. What's your story of coincidence
and charm?
Speaker 12 (41:15):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (41:16):
Well, many many years ago, when I had no spare money,
I was looking around an old ware shop and I
saw a tiny little sugar bowl, a really unusual, strange
little thing that I just had to spend the money on.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
And I just loved it.
Speaker 15 (41:31):
And then about five years later, we were at my
husband's grandparents place and they had moved out of home
and everybody was invited to come up and pick over
their bits and pieces. And I walked in and they
didn't have the sugar bowl but they had the matching
milk jug to this really unusual little So I've got
the got the little set and it's my little treasure.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Oh wow, that's incredible. Yeah, oh wow, Fate, what a story.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
According to participating ready, let's.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Go to Laura.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Now, let's go to Laura.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Laura.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Are you on the road.
Speaker 17 (42:17):
Hello, yes, I am driving Christian.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Laura.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Thank you very much a calling in and if it
is safe and appropriate, please share your story now.
Speaker 17 (42:25):
Thank you. I'm enjoying your show very much.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I must say, thank you very very much. Thanks for
giving us a go. Laura. Now you're on air with us.
So what's your story?
Speaker 17 (42:35):
Okay, Well, many years ago I lived in a flat
in Bundai and my neighbor a few units down had
her mother up visiting from Tasmania. I was over visiting
with her to meet her and the lady was telling
a story about how she'd been in Martin Place and
(42:55):
asking wanting to know where to go because she was
not from Sydney. She saw a tall man in a
pork pie hat in a lovely tweed coat and said,
sorry for the detail.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
No, I love the detail. We're all were for the detail.
Look at the port pie hat.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
And he was tall.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
We had a small Lebanese man in a story an
hour ago. Oh my god, ripper.
Speaker 17 (43:16):
Six kids, Okay, anyway, he was Canadian. She asked for directions,
and later she's telling us this story. So I said
to myself, that sounds so like my father. And I
knew he was in the city up from Barrel for
the day, and he was in the city, So I
rang him and asked if he had seen a woman
(43:37):
who'd asked him for directions and had.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
How was he wearing his port pie hat? Was he
wearing a port pois hat he did or much?
Speaker 17 (43:47):
You know those detectives used to wear yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, yeah, Columbo had one. They all had one back
in the day.
Speaker 17 (43:52):
The port pise hat in the seventies. And he used
to dress up so nicely to come into the city.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And anyway, she'd I missed those times where people would
dress up to come into a big smoke.
Speaker 17 (44:04):
That's right, and anyway, she thought he looked safe to ask,
And that was my coincident story.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
What are the odds that?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
It's incredible? It was your dad in the pot pie hat,
that tall guy.
Speaker 17 (44:16):
My dad from Barrel up for the day, and her
mother in the city looking for the you.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Put them together?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
You can't because a to five the odds, Laura, I'm
going to send your bride a great story.
Speaker 12 (44:30):
Ah, thank you.
Speaker 17 (44:31):
It's been my coincident story all my life.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
That's a great one. I love it. I love it. Okay, Laura,
have a lovely day. Thanks for calling us.
Speaker 17 (44:38):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Time for one last great story on this week's what
are the Odds? Your stories of coincidence and chance. If
you got one email, we will line you off for
next week and then we keep those lines busy for
the rest of this year and beyond beyond.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
You're really worried I leave.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
In twenty twenty nine, so just until I'm going to
keep those lines jammed on a Wednesday, otherwise.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
We're geting a bloody brownie.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Sorry, Ma, and I got a feeling she's deliberately tanked
the show of it today hashtag sugar bowl you know what?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Alrighty right, that's here and story this one is amazing
and welcome to the show.
Speaker 18 (45:21):
Good morning. Back in nineteen early nineteen eighties, I was
working at a small local club and I was involved
in hold up and down the road also in Sydney.
At Liverpool, my cousin was involved in an armhold up
at nine o'clock in the morning at a bank.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
You are kidding, well, no, both of you in armed
hold ups at the same.
Speaker 18 (45:43):
Time, same morning.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yep. It's incredible story and both of you.
Speaker 18 (45:49):
Okay, yeah, everyone who was involved was okay, yes.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
I never heard such a story.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Correction.
Speaker 18 (46:01):
My cousin rang me at lunchtime and just said about
something to tell you. I said, have I got something
to tell you?
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Oh well, I've got to what are the odds awesome involved?
What type? No, me too now And it must have
been jokes aside. It must have been terrifying.
Speaker 18 (46:20):
It was awful here, yes, but it was a moment
you just got to steal yourself. You knew that we had,
of course, a young kid doing I wasn't called prep
work with us, and we've had to protect the kid
as well. You know it was awful.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Oh wow, what an incredible story and amazing story. Going
to send your price. Thank you so much for sharing
that story with us today.
Speaker 17 (46:41):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
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