February 25, 2026 • 55 mins
The team tackles the great “dress code” debate (is English cocktail the same as Aussie cocktail?), and after news that Trump is building a tower on the Gold Coast, listeners go big with ideas for what Australia should stick in America.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
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Speaker 1 (00:36):
Good morning, Pats morning, Good morning, Alex morning, Good morning, Rio.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now on this show. Caitlin, one of our producers, is
what nine days away from her wedding, which is really
really exciting. Again, before the show, she was telling us how,
you know, a lot of her family. I think this
is lovely. A lot of her family are driving down
in convoy together, turning it into a road trip. It's
a lovely thing to do. A dad's doing this, he's
(01:02):
one of them. And I think there's some aunties and
I want to know how is it going and then
where are they staying because you know, obviously I think
you're only doing like an hour next week. You need
to sleep for the next week and so you can't
be looking after except family members before your big day.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Yeah, So they're slowly coming down. They left on Wednesday.
They're currently in Huskerson, which is on the south coast
of New South Wales, and then they'll stop a couple
little places on the way.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What a great thing to do. Yes, And who's in
the convoys? Dad lead is e one.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Yes, Daddy's lead one. They've called it the Caitlin Convoy.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
He's the leader.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, this is so special.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Behind him is my auntie and my uncle, and then
behind them is my other auntie and uncle and they
all have like a van that they own and they're
all coming down slowly together, stopping off at pubs on
the way.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They're all in one vehicle together.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
No no, no three vehicles.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Otherwise, get cameras to them, film it streaming bogn's on
the road.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
It's a bit national lampoons and cousin.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yes, So my dad arrives at our house next Tuesday
and my aunt and uncle taking his time, isn't he Yeah,
they really are.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
So they're really extending the joy of the wedding and
everything to come.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And so my other aunt's Olympic torch going around the country.
Speaker 8 (02:21):
My aunties and uncles.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
They're going to head to Philip Ireland and do a
little trip there while Dad's with us, and then once
that's all done, they're all going to convoy to our
house and stay for two nights before the wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
This is carnage because obviously they're being party mode. Yeah,
your old man will tomorrow slabs of beer.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
He's already demanded that there's a great northern ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The fact that your dad is getting getting his rider
ready need one after that long trip. Where are they
staying there? Because obviously your house, I've not even been
in it. One of my daughters had and said, it's
like a museum. It's spotless. That she went to put
a cup of tea down on a table and a
or something. A lacing came from somewhere, just a hat.
(03:04):
She said, Dad, you've never seen house so clean, and went,
that's what our house if I never had kids.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
It's like a display home.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
And it's predominantly my partner who it has that expectation.
And everyone that knows us and our family know this
about our house.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So they with the in laws that that that's not
going to be animal house.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
So they're all having to stay in their vans just
at the.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Out Dad, we can't wait to see you in the driveway.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Are you going to fit the vans in that street
you're in.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
We actually have a really long driveway.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
I reckon we can fit.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
About four men dates. Bogans love long driveways. They have
long driveways. And the car park is at the front
of the house. I don't mean on the street, I
mean on that front deck and lawn.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
We actually got all my aunties and uncles to measure
the height.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
I will successfully fit under there.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
So that's the planning.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I want updates next week. You know we had the
big producer house. We now got Ready's on the driveway.
This is incredible.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
And there's quite a lot of bedrooms in your house.
I've been so there's plenty of room for them to stay.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
So Zama has requested that they stay outside.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
The bedrooms are dirty.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You don't just marry someone, you marry that, you marry
their family.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
My cousin is also flying in and we've got her
on a blow up bed, even though we.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Have two people.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Well, think about it's our wedding weekend. We don't want
to have to come back after the wedding everything.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, wait, now I get that, and my.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Brother and sister and my nieces are staying after the
wedding you just.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Book into like an Airbnb.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
I mean, yeah, that's a great idea. But we're Bogans, so.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Were there just drive the driveway.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
The Cara site is a driveway, so whether we're going
to they are.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Are they led indoors for the toilet?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Yeah, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
We're going to plug all the vans in your ey
How agreed's gonna go?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right out west there. You
know there'll be outages.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
So my brother in Laurie is an electricia stealing the neighbors.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Wait, they'll be tapping off your main's patch.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No joke.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
He has actually set up power points outside.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's like some bogun festival. Someone will have a guitar,
guys tires or we burnt around a campfire. Next week
is Carnage Week.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Patsy, how was your yesterday? Female?
Speaker 10 (05:41):
You know, I have to laugh. We've got a big dog.
It's an Italian shaped dog. His name is Prisly after
Elvis Presley.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
He's like, I never joined the dots of the.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Christ love God. Pats his husband, he loves the King
of course show. Praley was named after you're the sharp
one in this unit. Please don't let us down in
our year of need. Please step up. Man. He got
two degrees.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
He's a big boys.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And when you mean sheep dog, you don't mean like
a sheep dog is actually the size of a sheep farmer.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Actual man, he's a big dog.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's a dog that actually stands up on his left
behind legs.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Yeah, he's as tall as our dinner table, so his
head can rest on our dinners.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A big He's a kid. I still love that kid's book,
Clifford the Big Red, and I always whenever I see Clifford,
I always think of Presley.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
But he's like, you know, with a lot of big dogs.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
He's a big dog trapped in a small dog's body,
so he thinks he's a lap dog. So he likes
to get up on your lap. And he is huge,
you know, like he's hanging off the chair on the
top of you. His head's one end in his tail.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Like the dog version of Elf. He sits on santor
and flattened all the other Hell's like, get out that shower.
He is like doubled over that little shower.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Anyway.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
He does dictate terms in the house.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
He's just you know, so much of our life revolves
around this gorgeous dog. Anyway, it was Chris is my
husband's turn to cooked dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Last night.
Speaker 10 (07:19):
He had a chook in the in the oven. We
were having roast chicken.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Anyway, it was.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
That's very indulging, so good to have a nice roast
on a midweek is now it is on with rio.
I made myself last night because it's my time, made
everyone mao in hot potatoes.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
This man.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I didn't have any more calories for anything. I just
had a tune in my own sweet on sandwich dinner.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
We are tudor pasta with some left left tuna is
the midwheat tree, isn't it quin cheap and easy in
a care Yes, austerity dinner Omega three.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah that's what I tell myself. Yeah how that skip
jack tuna. Drink that brine chaser while meanwhile, a roast
on a Wednesday.
Speaker 10 (08:14):
Oh yes, mummy, absolutely gravy. We roast onions as well, Yeah,
lovely in the gravy source.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Is what can I stock? He using oxo bisto.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Oh no, we don't stock.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
We don't stop the panjuices.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Ye yeah, yeah no you've got to.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Get on it anyway. So we were having roast chicken.
It was due to come out and Chris, Chris's turn
to do dinner. Anyway, he called out, can someone please
get the chicken out of the oven?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Presley's on mine, on my lap.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I feel we're going to say that he's on my lap.
He's mounting Chris, Chris, it's not the Revenant anyway.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
The dog couldn't be moved because the dog was having
a lovely cuddle.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, not that, not his leg.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Our dog doesn't mount, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Let's just stop those rumors right now. Okay, he's not
a bully. What of the things I actually have to
say to Australia.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
Our dog doesn't know for a dog, isn't it like
at a dog park they try to be boss?
Speaker 8 (09:21):
It's not necessarily.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I thought it was just an affectionate thing.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
No, no, it's a dominant thing. Oh right, anyway, that
chickens any other why Chris is yes.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Chris is whimperings being unmounted. It's definitely not mounted anyway.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
The dog couldn't be moved, so I had to do
the dinner again last night.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
A great Chris could move can someone do dinner. I
can't get out for the next nineteen minutes. The dog's
on me. I see this week they've announced. Now it's
definitely happening. Pets are going to be loud on certain
flights here in Australia. Surely you can't bring that pressy on.
You're going to be small to get on this plane.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
We have to buy two tickets for him.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Isn't it like one rod one road just for the dog.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
It's ten kilos or something like, there's a limit.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, that dog ain't getting on.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
It's not getting on and the same some hotels you
can take them, but he's too big. They've got to
be again, like twelve or fifteen kilos. I think it's
like sizest.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
They need to. Oh, he's so well behaved, not.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
That it'll be scampering on and you know when you're
having a flight on jet style whatever. The last thing
it needed a giant dog mounting getting on your lap. Sorry,
definitely it's not mounting.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Christian the pets on flights is not what people think.
It's going to be very restricted. They have to be
in a carrier and down beneath the seat in front
of you, like carry on luggage. The entire time. They
cannot be taken out on your lap or onto a seat.
What's in it for the pets then? What do you mean?
(10:54):
But what's in it for them?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
They get to go to the.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Paradise. If I'm a dog, that thing I'm looking forward
to is the flight. Humans get excited, don't they. Some
of them when the plane lands and they're like, the
dog's gonna lose their minds, you know, when they're in
the car, it blows. It's their best day ever, a
plane coming into land taking off.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Instead of going bloody?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Why's he doing this?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
They should get at least little TV and watch the movie.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, you can flint togger between the screens, you know,
you can see with the camera's you got the one
underneath the plane at the top. And also what's it
going to be like? Are they going to have their
own treat trolley once we've been to offer them like
chicken or beef whatever they want the little treats?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah, smackers, yes, yes, yes, they.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Need to think this through. Christian forget about the guitars.
Caitlin's relatives coming down from Queensland. They're going to have
banjo's and beer bottle classticks out out the front of
her drive where they're you're right, actually we've we've just
put a microphone out at the front of busus again's
house and they're actually just ride. Oh that's the aunties
(12:04):
and the uncles. Oh, there must be a song they
like to play together. Why not? This is actually their
first dances, Kevin's first dance.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Podcast A little bit so between you and Iria feel
a little bit snubbed about Producercating's wedding. I thought she
would have asked for my skills as the wedding DJ.
I'm working with me a couple of years. She knows
these hands are built for faders, the wheels of steel.
You know, I've got my vinyl. I really thought I
might get the big called up. But no, nice mate,
(12:39):
no nice, No. Anyway, let's get into today's Late to
La party, the home of all your emails late I've
even got There is an Elvi song called Kissing Cousins.
I have that line up, learned to play to really
befriend myself with the locals there as well. You know.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
On the invite, she asked us to all select a
song to be played on the dance floor.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Do you remember what yours was?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No? No, I do have another thing on it. The
dress code is cocktail at.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Time the love God's a bit worried about.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
No. No, I'm a bit concerned because having been here
in this country for eight years and I love it,
very very lucky, lucky to have this is my home
and this will be the country I dine. However, the
dress code here is wonderfully thank you, wonderfully relaxed.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
So you're saying, is English cocktail the same as Australia.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Because I just have I think I have PDSD around this.
My wife and I were invited to the Australian premiere
of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Oh, dress code again.
Dressed and press we did, and no one else had
made an effort. And it was so embarrassing. It was
someone actually said to me, make small talk at the
(14:02):
Do you work for the movie company? Oh, it must
be one of the producers here, our financier of the movie.
You must know Tarantino.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
What were you dressed in?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What was just dressed smart? And so now I've I've
got cold sweats, thinking are they all going to be
in board shorts? It's a tuxio up top, but then
there's quick silver down below and the.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Yes, the tweedtheads tuxia.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
What is the ruling on this? Okay?
Speaker 7 (14:27):
I have had a couple of my cousins ask me
what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Like, can I not again only in Australia? Why are
people actually australis asking what does mean? Dress up?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
No track?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
She's got she's got Metro City Melbourne. Fancy taking the
tweet out of the girl.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
One of my cousins got married and they will shorts shorts.
I have told them, please wear a suit, but you
don't need the jacket.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
You just need the tie and the.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Button upwise loose like a bar at the end of
like a computing conference. You know what, my few beers notice,
take that jacket off, actually the jacket without the tide.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Yeah, you'd be better to do the jacket about the time.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That's right. That looks that's cooney and pits.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
They're all from the Gold Coast. It's too bloody hot.
They don't wear jacket.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
It's cold down here. God doesn't want he's not fond
of wearing a tie. Caitlyn, is that okay?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You actually were.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
One of the people that asked.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I love it when the truth comes out. Sometimes you
get radio Patsy and then we know true pats.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
She said, what I.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Mean, she's insisting?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
So pat said, does this game have to wear a tie?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
She wants him to wear a tie? It cosplay, isn't it? No?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
I don't. He doesn't like it up around his neck.
He said, can you.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Ask us keep your home playing out this?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Can you ask gate?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Then?
Speaker 8 (15:58):
Do I have to wear a tie?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
So I want everyone to feel comfortable, but I do
want people to look nice, So I'm happy for either
jacket no tie or no jacket tie.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Formal formal court really like.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That and actually that's their language. If you put that
on the r s VP. There. Now I've got that
court outfit. Oh no, I've got that suit. It's permanently fresh,
freshly tri clean.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Big News this week is no one asked it, But
so there's going to be a giant golden Trump tower
built in Australia. Of course, it's in surfers Paradise, the
perfect place for it, and uproar. Some people are excited,
some people are very upset. That's the word the world
these days. But here's my take. I think that's if
(16:55):
that's okay, Trump Tower being built here in Australia, and
it would come Australia's tallest building, a golden monolith to
what anyway, we should have a giant, big thing, and
Australia loves big things, which almost yesterday, the many many
there's over a thousand big things on the sides of
roads around Australia. We need to export that to America.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Oh, get one back, Yes, I like it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Put a random fiber class giant thing somewhere at a
key place, a landmark in America. I think it's then
it's then there's a sense here of balance. And next
year stay the Union address. I'd like Trump to be
announcing a collab and excuse me, collab with Australia. We
(17:45):
get to have the giant bin chicken or Washington, you know.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Get right next to the monument.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So I'm thinking Las Vegas Strip, a giant steaming meat pie, Oh,
I like it, or the iconic Mount Rushmore Steve Owen's face,
just one, just one, but it's bigger than all the others.
Because if he's got the biggest building in this country,
we should now have a giant Mega Steva when added
to Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Yes, yes, I love that. I was thinking speaking of Vegas.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
You know how they've got the sphere Yep, maybe we
could have the eski and it's a giant led eski.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
You go inside, so it's immersive. It's immersive.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I love this YouTube. No, you are playing that. It's
just some Bogans a tribute band to you too.
Speaker 9 (18:31):
Yeah, we do the Aussie version where it's like we
just play like a current affair.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Brander Birchmore has a residency, y.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Vegas residence is our Celine Dions?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yes, and Roy, what about the Statue of Liberty? That
can give a bit of Australiana to it. You know
how the Statue of Liberty is holding the torch. Yeah,
replace the torch with a can of b b Oh.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
That's good all.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That is and it is beautiful and his classic sophisticated.
It is understated. Yes, yes, yes, all right, what are
we and where in America? If they can build Trump Tower, heir,
what are we going to build in America? Cool? Now?
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. So what is the big
thing and where in America is it going? Don't forget
(19:22):
that there's a lot of spare space in the Grand
Canyon as well.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, What.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
A Time to Be Alive. We have a TV in
his studio on mutes just in case we see any
breaking news. We can get it quicker waiting. Otherwise you're
waiting for Patsy and Anaret's get there s together. And Rios
just pointed up at it and I thought, my god,
something's going on right now. What did we see? A
bed sheet given me years ago? I haven't seen one
(19:50):
of those in ages, the old bed sheet statement or proposal, Jima.
Sometimes she's just been instantly driving around and someone had
draped a bed sheet that they'd written on in giant letters.
Used to see this a lot.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Yeah over like a pedestrian bridge, office going over a highway, some.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Kind of flyover, and it would be some stuff like Debbie,
please marry.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Me, Yes, welcome back Steve.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The last one I saw was about ten years ago
and it said Angie, Comma please take me back.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And I was with my wife and my wife had
the same reaction as you, Patsy. She went oh, and
I went, shan't coming back now, whatever he's done. We
know what he's done. Okay, we all know what he's done.
He's not taking the pins out on the wrong day
and and just took off, right, we all know whatever
this guy has done. Okay. The way that Angie might
(20:42):
reconsider coming back after that isn't that Daryl, whoever it is,
has written sorry on her bed sheets. It's not bringing
anyone back. No one's turned their car annger. Do you
know what I was going to just I was just
going to break up, and I really thought, that's Daryl.
That is, you know, true love. It's true love that
he's written that. And that's Egyptian cotton as well as
(21:03):
a high threat count he's got. Damn it, Daryl, I
told you look after those sheets. Actually the grammar two
with the comma, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
But Rio and I saw on the Gold Coast what
did it say?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm a cheetah.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
I don't know what the last line was, but I'm
a cheating yes, so and so yes, hung on a
bed sheets, hung over a Gold Coast balcony.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Yes, that's what could be on Trump Tower.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Actually done his due diligence. So big news this week
is that lucky US Australians, we're getting a golden Trump Tower,
Thank you Trumper family, and it's going to become Australian
is actually tallest building. It's going to be up on
Surfers Paradise, massive golden monolith. I'm saying, I think it's
only fair that we then equally are allowed to place
(21:55):
with no asking him, people of America. We need to
play some giant Australian iconic thing in America. What do
we place and where? What do you reckon?
Speaker 10 (22:04):
Patsy Well, I reckon the Hollywood signs looking a bit tired,
a bit long in the tooth, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It is a bity. It needs a bit of color.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Bond bland. You go up there and you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Think some two lucks up there or somethink. You're right.
It's a bit flaky that paint, isn't it.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
So we need What we need is a pair of
Budgie smugglers up there, big fiberglass Budgy smukler overlooking the la.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Love a bit of Australia Christian What about we build
a massive drop bear on the middle of Central Park.
What about a jar of mega veggimi the size of
the sphere the street mark, that's a great old Christian
What about the grounds of the White House a giant holden, ute, listen.
There's a lot, a lot of a lot of land
(22:46):
he's got there at the White House. And I think
he needs to boge it up.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yes, he needs an outdoor gym, you know, and look
a pull up bar and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It's some ventures actually, rfk.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
On ye.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, what are we building and where? In America?
Thirteen fifty five twenty two, let's get a Tony now,
Good morning, Tony, good morning, how are you? Good? Tony?
Welcome to the show. So what should we put up
in or should we erect in America?
Speaker 12 (23:14):
Well, the biggest iconic symbol like I I've seen America
would be a pair of Buetee smugglers with the alternate
Australian national anthem showing on there with a koala bear
and a kangaroo on the side, and then have it
hanging hanging from the Hollywood signed Okay.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
So dangling down you've got chi smugglers and then either side.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Quite a statement. It looks like a school. This has
gone a bit crazy there, bit off school's ta bone.
Let's go cultural ambassador to America and an Tony in
Sydney and Chris, good morning, Chris.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I'm good Chris, welcome the show. So what should we
install in America?
Speaker 14 (24:03):
Well add on the South Kipsland Highway. There used to
be this giant earthworm which probably the older listeners will remember,
and I was thinking that could be representative on Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
For the is is X.
Speaker 14 (24:15):
We could put that on Wall Straight next to that.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Time shows the might of the Aussie than a fiberglass wonderful.
It's wrapping around, it's snaking its way around the ball. Yes, Chris,
good one, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Something happened in the kitchen yesterday that made my twenty
one year oldaughter scream and then I started screaming, and
I'll tell you what happened in ten minutes time. But
actually what happened is in that moment a scene from
my life became an exactly a song title. And I
want to know this ever happened to you and where
suddenly like this is exactly like a song title. But
(24:56):
right now small thing, big joy. What small thing gives
you big joy?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Small big joy.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I wanted to Shane this into the show in Sydney, Christian,
small thing, big.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Jore the noise you get when you open your first
ice cold beer? Of the day of the week?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Do you mean of the week?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Don't you of the dam the day? I'm hoping this
is a typo. The day. I mean, I love, I
love a drink, but of the day. So he's got
to be at the end of the.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Day, at the end of the day, that first six
am beer.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I mean sure. Sometimes I started the show and felt
like my word I could deal with them, but you can't.
You mustn't. It's pretty busy, Yes, probably better way to
enjoy the show. Yeah, slightly half lit these, Shane carify,
you mean at the end of the week, end of
the week, Friday one, it's five four three, but it
(25:54):
ain't twenty five bars seven am. I know there's so
many time differences because we're live across Australia, but if
you're in Sydney, it's seven twenty five am right now.
Be Shane, let me know. I think it's okay, buddy, Christian,
small thing, but joy having a stacked fridge and freezer
after your weekly shop, Ready to start another day on
(26:16):
the froppies. Richard, Morning, Richard, Christian, Now my small thing,
big joy, or as you've abbreviated it here STBJ. At
first I misread that and thought, we cannot Christian my
small thing, big joy coming home from a long air
work to my young adult son having cooked steak and
(26:36):
a veggie dinner for me and my wife. Ah, what
is that? Like that like? I will never know such
heavenly earthly delights And Jody's Christian small thing big joy
for me is my four week old grandson. Oh my god,
I can only imagine what's it for you? Patsy.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
At the moment I beat a car to a car park, Yes.
Speaker 15 (27:01):
Nicely done, and sliding into that base that you know
what the deciding factor was that we were It was
a bit of a standoff, but I had my indicator
right and they didn't.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
And it's like, I'm sorry, you don't have an indicator rule.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's all about who blinks first.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Isn't you know? And he wasn't very happy when he
went past. I thought, well, use your indicators.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Give you that filthy, give you that filthy. Look, you
lose otherwise we've got to have some ruling. Here's why
it is the wild West. How do we know who
gets it? Because sometimes you both at go to it
is the indicator.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
I can't read your mind, buddy, that's right.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It feels like there's a cast iron law here. It's
not written down, but we all agree to that contract.
The indicator says, you're pointing at it like this one's.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
My Yeah, I claimed it.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
God gave us indicators. Use them people.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
That's a good day.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The other one about a car parking spot is I'm
sorry to sake. It's me small joy. Sometimes when you
know someone goes are you leaving? And you go no,
I don't know why, it makes me laugh.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Or even better, when there's no communication.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
What's that?
Speaker 8 (28:06):
Even better?
Speaker 10 (28:06):
When there's no communication and you're reversing out and someone
thinks you're coming out but you're actually not.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You're just straight up. Now. It's what happened to me.
Happened to me two days ago in the rain. No
driving straight ye old coffin Dodger.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Sitting your cars with your keys in so the lights
are on.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I think so they're going to come or you drive
by some sloaning you. You see them as scrolling breaks
legs off.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Idiot, Yeah, what I do? I take the keys out
so the lights are on on.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I think you meant you take their keys out well,
throwing them into a drain.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
You guys follow people around the car park if you
get a sense that they might be leaving.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I just pull.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Kids in the car nor screaming kids in thet A.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
It's a whole strange thing, isn't the car park? You
think that thing you do with your mouth, you don't
share you silently, you know, Charlie Chaplin must have keen it.
You you're going, okay, don't worry about it, neo idiot.
I do though. It's a terrible thing to say. But
when you can go No, I'm not giving up the spot.
(29:14):
I'm a king or you go, I am leaving, and
you feel like I bestow Actually my castle is your castle. Man,
feel like you're a mayor. Actually, please have my bait,
even though it's not my bait. Make us feel good.
I feel really great. I did a really good thing today. Wait,
I just let someone park in a spot that isn't
(29:34):
even mine. I just left, I just left, just moved
out the way. It's got on with my day.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Small Thing, Big Joy for me, Christian is my two
Mini Dushans. They always greet me like I've been away
for a year. That's ingrained the Zoomies. There's nothing better
than the dog zuomies. Keith good morning, Keith good Win, Christian,
Small Thing, Big Joy? I three D print, shopping trolley tokens.
Who's good A I mean my got want to work?
(30:03):
What a goo idea? And if I take a load
with me. If I see an elderly person or a
single min i'm struggling with no coin at the troney,
I give them freely away like a like a night
with a bag of coins for the serfs. I love that,
Keith Christian, Small Thing, Big Joy. When you put money
in a vending machine for a chocolate bar to come out.
(30:23):
Oh and I've never known such delights and joints. Christian
on the start of the car park. And I'm not
sure if they've only started doing this recently or I've
only just seen it for the first time that shopping center.
I recently saw people getting fined for parking in the
parents spaces when they didn't have children's car seats in
the back of their car. Christian, there's no way Patsy
(30:46):
put that indicator on the last.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
She put it down, Christian, she fate put it down
to stare down the.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Other person, because Christian, we all know hashtag the Pat's
father dead right. She snapped off that indicator off his car,
smashed to the window and just snapped it off.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
A horsehead in the passenger sea.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Absolutely, yes, yeah, all right. So yesterday, let me tell
you what happened yesterday afternoon in my house where actually
the scene that's unfolded was a song title. I'm chatting
to my twenty one year old daughter and I see
our very large cat, Larry. It looks like she's tucking
into he's found some food that was left on a
kitchen top. So I did the classic dad thing, bloody
(31:30):
areb how many times I told you? Have you left
some food somewhere? And I remember that I made us
lunch and there was no tomato sauce. I look down
and realizes it's smeared blood on the floor, and I'm like,
oh god, Larry, no, that's how you speak to a cat,
And like Larry, I then see in his mouth is
a big rat. My daughter starts like screaming, okay, like
(31:53):
real screaming. She's recovering from back surgery. She's not meant
to be like leaping around. I go, don't worry, it's
gonna be okay, stop screaming, save you back. I'm like,
oh God, I'm gonna I'm the adult here. I'm gonna
have to pick up the rats. Tell I had to
because the cat was like chunking down on it. This
rat was dead, dead and the blood was smeared over
(32:14):
the floor, red blood. Yeah, I have to. I touched Hell, guys,
I had to pick up that long pink.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
Rat.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I've never touched on before. Yeah, now tell me what
to pick it up? Larry.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Larry then is pulling at it. I'm pulling it the
other way, and I'm like, Larry, let go.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Of course he cat. He's got bloodluster in his eyn.
I've never seen Larry like that.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Adam is he got rats in Their.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Daughter still screaming as well. She goes just just just
just let it go. And I actually the amount of
things you say out loud. Sometimes as a dad, we
cannot have a rat on the loose in the house.
There was a rat in the kitchen. Guys, what are
you going to do? Cat owners? And no, you got
(33:00):
only one choice. You have to reach into that mouth
of theirs. And I had to prize. I can't believe
I actually did this. Had to prize a rat out
of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I then had to scruff the neck. Right, I've got
rat in one hand, like a kind of strange feral bounce.
So I've got a rat in one hand, right, the
cat in the other, and I have to go outside
the boat like a nightclub, a strange nightclub, carrying them out.
The cat I placed down, and then I have to
go and find the food waste bin to tuck the
dead ratnet and it's just been emptied.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
I made this mistake. I made this mistake.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Two weeks ago, the neighborhood cat dropped off a dead
rat at our doorstep as a present.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Was it, Larry?
Speaker 9 (33:42):
You have to rap because it will stink out the
bin like you would not believe, Christian.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
It is the worst smell reaching into the bottom there.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
You trust me. You have to otherwise there's a rat.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
In the bin.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
What am I going to do?
Speaker 6 (33:59):
You have to, you have to you put it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
In the freezer. I've seen some big rats, okay, London underground, festooned, festooned,
the only word I can use rats everywhere. But this rat.
I never seen such a large thing. And now I
(34:22):
didn't sleep well last night because I'm like, if he's
found one, right, there's more. For sure, they don't They're
not solitary animals.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Marry can only do so much If.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I say, Larry, get back out there. What between you
and I? Just don't smear it on the kitchen floor.
I just mopped man. I get the pie to get
the pino clean out the afternoon for an emergency mop.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Your cat you never knew existed?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Now cat is She's never seen that side of Larry,
and I went, that's the beast that looks within all cats.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
And all of us.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Rat What would have happened to me in my life
were on reduced to the ratings tank? And I'm suddenly
on my knees chewing on a rat. I can't roll
it out metaphor anyway. When did your life become a
song title? Because folks, yesterday it's gonna be on that
(35:21):
bin now now, word I can't reach in cloud. I
don't even know it's I can't rummage around it.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
You won't believe I can still smell the smell of
the dead rat around bin.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
It is horrific. You have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Can I just pour something on it? Pino Clean give
it a Viking funeral? On the Barbie.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Right now, it is time for the Name Game as end.
Speaker 13 (35:46):
Do you have a name that's a pain, a name
you always need to explain? Well, we've maine my name
as in Game all right.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
This is a game where you shout along to the
show trying to beat us to try and guess somebody's name.
The way this works, if you've got one of those names,
it is a bit of a pain by now, or
you'll have a one line that you use to help
you on work out how to spell your name or
what your name is. My daughter Lois has his every
day as in Superman Skilfriend. We then work backwards meet
Pats and Alex taking each other on trying to guess
(36:20):
what your name is last week on the Name Game
as in Caller One. Welcome to the Name Game as
in My First.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
Name as in Fleetwood.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Mac Stevie, Chrissy, Member Yes, Caller two, what's your clue
for my.
Speaker 13 (36:36):
First name as in infamous female ice skater Tanya nailed it.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's going to Caller three, my name as in the
perfume Channel. Yes, Caller four, what's your clue for us.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
My maiden name as in I M a snob?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
No, hsh Yes, all right, let's see what we've got
this week.
Speaker 15 (37:01):
You two actually going to try and play this week?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Week this team would trust me. They would not help
me out about sort losers, news, sport dozing last week.
Caller one, let's go. Good morning, Caller one, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Good morning. My name as in wind.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Gails, Gail.
Speaker 14 (37:22):
You got it, there we go. Normally people don't get it.
I've got to say, as in blowing a Gail, I'm cloud.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
He didn't start with that one. Actually it's the middle
of the school room. All right, Gail, love your name
as well. Thanks you going the show. Have a good day.
Thank you too. Uh. Caller to, welcome to the Name
game morning.
Speaker 12 (37:45):
Everybody's middle name as in twins.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Double Olson, no names, twins, Danny DeVito, No, oh, twins.
Would you like another clue?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (38:04):
Not twins, Sorry, not twins.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not twins, not twins, all right, times up?
Speaker 14 (38:13):
What is it twins?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh she is a great one, very very good. We'd
send your prize. Thanks corn. It's got a call a three.
Hello caller three.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Oh, good morning everyone.
Speaker 14 (38:29):
First name as in the name of a Shakespeare play.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Hamlets symboline, Yes, simbiline.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh my, that's high level. That's a that's a better
education than me and Pats. I played Simla was shrew Yeah,
that's all I had. Shrewe you never know, might be
a name here Australia Cheryl and Shrewe. That's a great one,
Thank you very much. What Alex, that's a brilliant one.
(39:00):
Caller four, good morning, Good morning, Well, don't call a four.
You live on the school run right now. I think
I can hear a kid in the background.
Speaker 14 (39:09):
Yeah, it's my daughter.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
My surname is in the bunch Brady Roses.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
Yeah, you got it straight up?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Which one? Brady, Brady mar and you really are it
right now? I can hear that that tired, exhausted mum.
You've you're almost there, You're almost at the end of
the week. You've got this. You go to skullmates me
going Coller five, Good morning, welcome to the show. Good morning, Hey,
(39:37):
good morning. That's the corner show.
Speaker 10 (39:41):
My last name as in a book, novel, story, no picture,
no jungle, no, why would it be jungle?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
As in book, library, bible, no asops.
Speaker 13 (39:58):
Would you like his clue?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
We're going to need that clue. What do you do
with the book? Read? Read read read? Oh you actually
make that simple, but us the key's on the radio.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Okay, thank you, Maybe we should read more.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, well we radio for the low intelligence. That's us
great clue so far. Keep the come and play round
two next.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Round two of the Name Game, as in, we're trying
to work backwards. If you've got a name where you've
developed a clue that you always have to give to
people most days of your life to try and make
sense of your name. We hear the clue. We're trying
to then guess what your name is? Team? Are we
ready to play round two?
Speaker 6 (40:46):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Alex by the way, I had never heard of that.
Shakespeare played by the way simeon cymboline symboline. I just
what's about I played cymblane? It's about a king king
Symbolane I don't know. There's the story. I forgot it.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
I wasn't the player though there were symbolane.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
And there, but it sounded so impressive five minutes ago.
I ne it's the sports guy. He got it.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
I've never heard of that. Shame one of his lesson
known ones. But a ripper all the time.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Right, see that when it opens at the Playhouse, and
it's current.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Sports image and I think anyway, all.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Right, let's go round two. Caller one, good morning, good morning,
how are you. I'm good and welcome to the show.
Thanks for calling. Thank you your clue.
Speaker 8 (41:38):
Please, the four seasons Autumn, no summer, hotel, spring, no reception.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
No, is it a type of alcohol? Gin? Gin?
Speaker 12 (41:53):
Sorry it's not gin, but it's just type of alcohol.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (41:57):
It's sherry, sherry.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
I might be whiskey, because I know it's four pillars.
I was thinking then, obviously hopefully not. Your name isn't pillar,
but Sherry's a lovely name.
Speaker 12 (42:11):
It's Maltie. It's actually spelt xy double r I. So
we're ever having to try and explain the definition of words.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yes, yes, that's lovely, Thank you very much. She gave
us a call. Have a good day. Thanks, have a
great day.
Speaker 14 (42:23):
Thanks bye.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
It's got a caller too. Good morning. Welcome to the
name game.
Speaker 12 (42:28):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Hi, you call him from the school run.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, it's not trick.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Question mate, how how are you good? How old are you? Eleven?
You sure about that? Don't be lying to me about
your age? You sure you're ten? Eleven? T Well, what
is it.
Speaker 13 (42:51):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Let's go ten? All right? So we're trying to guess
your name. Yep, you got a clue for us?
Speaker 8 (42:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (42:58):
First name as in the.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
King Charles No, William, Henry.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
No, we can't be the old because the other one Edward.
Speaker 8 (43:10):
No, not Andrew.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Kong No, and on those Shakespeare plays, Alex King Leah
leah no, we got excited. It was a bound James.
Speaker 12 (43:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Now can I see clue? Albert? Is it a current king?
I can't ask.
Speaker 14 (43:36):
Do you want a clue?
Speaker 12 (43:37):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Is it a current King of the world? No?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
BlimE me? King Henry the seventh?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Eighth? Arthur King Arthur shop left hand corner, got a strike. Wow, done,
great name as well, Arthur. Thanks do people call you that?
We call you Artie here at otto Arthur. Yeah, great name, Arthur.
(44:09):
Thank you very much. For calling the show. Awesome name,
Thank you. It was called Arthur. What about Alfred? Enough?
Let's go now to here we up to call the three?
Good morning? Oh hello, hello? Now are you? My last
(44:33):
name is as Lingerie Nickers, No, no panties, no sin
Victoria Victoria. Nopelet's the one that came out trying.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Hey, Jos is your name Jos bomb?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Try and think really?
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Oh no no really no?
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Lace, Yes, Lacey.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Lace, Lacey Racy. That's good, right association, Lacey. Thank you
very much to give me us a call. Let's move
on rapidly. Caller caller four, I've neverdy noticed. Wait, you're
on to all of Australia. Call a four, Good morning,
(45:40):
good morning, all right, what's your clue?
Speaker 11 (45:44):
Beer?
Speaker 8 (45:45):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Carlton Victoria now two weeks? Yes, no surname as in
beer draft, No Laga.
Speaker 14 (45:56):
No l no.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Frothy furfies, no coast brown. So many were We want
to start going the old crafts soon? Are we? What
countries to be from?
Speaker 8 (46:14):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (46:15):
I think it's a Mexico.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Oh soul, Corona Corona. That's my halftime show.
Speaker 14 (46:34):
And then I had my maiden name was was Miller Draft?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh? Wow, that's so cool. Hey, thank you very much
to call on the show. Thank you all right, one
last one, that's squeezing call of five five.
Speaker 14 (46:51):
Good morning Christian.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
My my name, my surname as in a.
Speaker 8 (46:59):
Religion Catholic, Presbyterian mhm, Mormon, Methodist, qua, Buddhism m hmm.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Muslim, no has in religious.
Speaker 8 (47:17):
Religion, Praist, minister, church, none, Bishop?
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Is it a type of religion or a religious word?
Speaker 14 (47:28):
Type of religion?
Speaker 8 (47:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Methodist?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Don't say that you're upset.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Some good ones.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Some of the goats are maybe evangelist Lutheran.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Words. He's praying right now? Well at a time? What
is it, sir? Okay? Oh well, hm, guys, you know
what I shouldn't remember better. I was about to I
made a mental note to actually say the producers for
(48:10):
the first time this week, you managed to string a
line of sequentially good callers for me. Once producers, I
think we just got served a bit. Well we wow,
we producers from now and they need to account for themselves.
Why should I have to stink? Why should I have
to carry the stink?
Speaker 7 (48:29):
It was not a set up, Unfortunately, he just may
have got a bit nervous on a cause last name
as in Christian, but he's obviously religion. But if he
said Christian.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Then you would We'll call him back and uh is he? There?
Is he? Well, it said, thank you, we got your clue.
It's a very good clue. We're just a little bit slow,
but thank you for calling the show.
Speaker 14 (48:55):
Well, I had a different clue and told me to use.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
One of our listeners under the bus drive by. You
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Now on this show. Caitlin, one of our producers, is
what nine days away from her wedding, which is really
really exciting. Again, before the show, she was telling us how,
you know, a lot of her family. I think this
is lovely. A lot of her family are driving down
in convoy together, turning it into a road trip. It's
a lovely thing to do. A dad's doing this, he's
(01:02):
one of them. And I think there's some aunties and
I want to know how is it going and then
where are they staying because you know, obviously I think
you're only doing like an hour next week. You need
to sleep for the next week and so you can't
be looking after except family members before your big day.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Yeah, So they're slowly coming down. They left on Wednesday.
They're currently in Huskerson, which is on the south coast
of New South Wales, and then they'll stop a couple
little places on the way.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What a great thing to do. Yes, And who's in
the convoys? Dad lead is e one.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Yes, Daddy's lead one. They've called it the Caitlin Convoy.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
He's the leader.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, this is so special.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Behind him is my auntie and my uncle, and then
behind them is my other auntie and uncle and they
all have like a van that they own and they're
all coming down slowly together, stopping off at pubs on
the way.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They're all in one vehicle together.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
No no, no three vehicles.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Otherwise, get cameras to them, film it streaming bogn's on
the road.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
It's a bit national lampoons and cousin.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yes, So my dad arrives at our house next Tuesday
and my aunt and uncle taking his time, isn't he Yeah,
they really are.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
So they're really extending the joy of the wedding and
everything to come.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
And so my other aunt's Olympic torch going around the country.
Speaker 8 (02:21):
My aunties and uncles.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
They're going to head to Philip Ireland and do a
little trip there while Dad's with us, and then once
that's all done, they're all going to convoy to our
house and stay for two nights before the wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
This is carnage because obviously they're being party mode. Yeah,
your old man will tomorrow slabs of beer.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
He's already demanded that there's a great northern ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The fact that your dad is getting getting his rider
ready need one after that long trip. Where are they
staying there? Because obviously your house, I've not even been
in it. One of my daughters had and said, it's
like a museum. It's spotless. That she went to put
a cup of tea down on a table and a
or something. A lacing came from somewhere, just a hat.
(03:04):
She said, Dad, you've never seen house so clean, and went,
that's what our house if I never had kids.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
It's like a display home.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
And it's predominantly my partner who it has that expectation.
And everyone that knows us and our family know this
about our house.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So they with the in laws that that that's not
going to be animal house.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
So they're all having to stay in their vans just
at the.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Out Dad, we can't wait to see you in the driveway.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Are you going to fit the vans in that street
you're in.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
We actually have a really long driveway.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
I reckon we can fit.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
About four men dates. Bogans love long driveways. They have
long driveways. And the car park is at the front
of the house. I don't mean on the street, I
mean on that front deck and lawn.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
We actually got all my aunties and uncles to measure
the height.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
I will successfully fit under there.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
So that's the planning.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I want updates next week. You know we had the
big producer house. We now got Ready's on the driveway.
This is incredible.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
And there's quite a lot of bedrooms in your house.
I've been so there's plenty of room for them to stay.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
So Zama has requested that they stay outside.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
The bedrooms are dirty.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You don't just marry someone, you marry that, you marry
their family.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
My cousin is also flying in and we've got her
on a blow up bed, even though we.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Have two people.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Well, think about it's our wedding weekend. We don't want
to have to come back after the wedding everything.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, wait, now I get that, and my.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Brother and sister and my nieces are staying after the
wedding you just.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Book into like an Airbnb.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
I mean, yeah, that's a great idea. But we're Bogans, so.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Were there just drive the driveway.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
The Cara site is a driveway, so whether we're going
to they are.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Are they led indoors for the toilet?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Yeah, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
We're going to plug all the vans in your ey
How agreed's gonna go?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right out west there. You
know there'll be outages.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
So my brother in Laurie is an electricia stealing the neighbors.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Wait, they'll be tapping off your main's patch.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No joke.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
He has actually set up power points outside.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's like some bogun festival. Someone will have a guitar,
guys tires or we burnt around a campfire. Next week
is Carnage Week.
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Patsy, how was your yesterday? Female?
Speaker 10 (05:41):
You know, I have to laugh. We've got a big dog.
It's an Italian shaped dog. His name is Prisly after
Elvis Presley.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
He's like, I never joined the dots of the.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Christ love God. Pats his husband, he loves the King
of course show. Praley was named after you're the sharp
one in this unit. Please don't let us down in
our year of need. Please step up. Man. He got
two degrees.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
He's a big boys.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And when you mean sheep dog, you don't mean like
a sheep dog is actually the size of a sheep farmer.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Actual man, he's a big dog.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's a dog that actually stands up on his left
behind legs.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Yeah, he's as tall as our dinner table, so his
head can rest on our dinners.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A big He's a kid. I still love that kid's book,
Clifford the Big Red, and I always whenever I see Clifford,
I always think of Presley.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
But he's like, you know, with a lot of big dogs.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
He's a big dog trapped in a small dog's body,
so he thinks he's a lap dog. So he likes
to get up on your lap. And he is huge,
you know, like he's hanging off the chair on the
top of you. His head's one end in his tail.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Like the dog version of Elf. He sits on santor
and flattened all the other Hell's like, get out that shower.
He is like doubled over that little shower.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Anyway.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
He does dictate terms in the house.
Speaker 10 (07:12):
He's just you know, so much of our life revolves
around this gorgeous dog. Anyway, it was Chris is my
husband's turn to cooked dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Last night.
Speaker 10 (07:19):
He had a chook in the in the oven. We
were having roast chicken.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Anyway, it was.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
That's very indulging, so good to have a nice roast
on a midweek is now it is on with rio.
I made myself last night because it's my time, made
everyone mao in hot potatoes.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
This man.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I didn't have any more calories for anything. I just
had a tune in my own sweet on sandwich dinner.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
We are tudor pasta with some left left tuna is
the midwheat tree, isn't it quin cheap and easy in
a care Yes, austerity dinner Omega three.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah that's what I tell myself. Yeah how that skip
jack tuna. Drink that brine chaser while meanwhile, a roast
on a Wednesday.
Speaker 10 (08:14):
Oh yes, mummy, absolutely gravy. We roast onions as well, Yeah,
lovely in the gravy source.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Is what can I stock? He using oxo bisto.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Oh no, we don't stock.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
We don't stop the panjuices.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Ye yeah, yeah no you've got to.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Get on it anyway. So we were having roast chicken.
It was due to come out and Chris, Chris's turn
to do dinner. Anyway, he called out, can someone please
get the chicken out of the oven?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Presley's on mine, on my lap.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I feel we're going to say that he's on my lap.
He's mounting Chris, Chris, it's not the Revenant anyway.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
The dog couldn't be moved because the dog was having
a lovely cuddle.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, not that, not his leg.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Our dog doesn't mount, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Let's just stop those rumors right now. Okay, he's not
a bully. What of the things I actually have to
say to Australia.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
Our dog doesn't know for a dog, isn't it like
at a dog park they try to be boss?
Speaker 8 (09:21):
It's not necessarily.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I thought it was just an affectionate thing.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
No, no, it's a dominant thing. Oh right, anyway, that
chickens any other why Chris is yes.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Chris is whimperings being unmounted. It's definitely not mounted anyway.
Speaker 10 (09:35):
The dog couldn't be moved, so I had to do
the dinner again last night.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
A great Chris could move can someone do dinner. I
can't get out for the next nineteen minutes. The dog's
on me. I see this week they've announced. Now it's
definitely happening. Pets are going to be loud on certain
flights here in Australia. Surely you can't bring that pressy on.
You're going to be small to get on this plane.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
We have to buy two tickets for him.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Isn't it like one rod one road just for the dog.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
It's ten kilos or something like, there's a limit.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, that dog ain't getting on.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
It's not getting on and the same some hotels you
can take them, but he's too big. They've got to
be again, like twelve or fifteen kilos. I think it's
like sizest.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
They need to. Oh, he's so well behaved, not.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
That it'll be scampering on and you know when you're
having a flight on jet style whatever. The last thing
it needed a giant dog mounting getting on your lap. Sorry,
definitely it's not mounting.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Christian the pets on flights is not what people think.
It's going to be very restricted. They have to be
in a carrier and down beneath the seat in front
of you, like carry on luggage. The entire time. They
cannot be taken out on your lap or onto a seat.
What's in it for the pets then? What do you mean?
(10:54):
But what's in it for them?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
They get to go to the.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Paradise. If I'm a dog, that thing I'm looking forward
to is the flight. Humans get excited, don't they. Some
of them when the plane lands and they're like, the
dog's gonna lose their minds, you know, when they're in
the car, it blows. It's their best day ever, a
plane coming into land taking off.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Instead of going bloody?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Why's he doing this?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
They should get at least little TV and watch the movie.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, you can flint togger between the screens, you know,
you can see with the camera's you got the one
underneath the plane at the top. And also what's it
going to be like? Are they going to have their
own treat trolley once we've been to offer them like
chicken or beef whatever they want the little treats?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah, smackers, yes, yes, yes, they.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Need to think this through. Christian forget about the guitars.
Caitlin's relatives coming down from Queensland. They're going to have
banjo's and beer bottle classticks out out the front of
her drive where they're you're right, actually we've we've just
put a microphone out at the front of busus again's
house and they're actually just ride. Oh that's the aunties
(12:04):
and the uncles. Oh, there must be a song they
like to play together. Why not? This is actually their
first dances, Kevin's first dance.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Podcast A little bit so between you and Iria feel
a little bit snubbed about Producercating's wedding. I thought she
would have asked for my skills as the wedding DJ.
I'm working with me a couple of years. She knows
these hands are built for faders, the wheels of steel.
You know, I've got my vinyl. I really thought I
might get the big called up. But no, nice mate,
(12:39):
no nice, No. Anyway, let's get into today's Late to
La party, the home of all your emails late I've
even got There is an Elvi song called Kissing Cousins.
I have that line up, learned to play to really
befriend myself with the locals there as well. You know.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
On the invite, she asked us to all select a
song to be played on the dance floor.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Do you remember what yours was?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No? No, I do have another thing on it. The
dress code is cocktail at.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Time the love God's a bit worried about.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
No. No, I'm a bit concerned because having been here
in this country for eight years and I love it,
very very lucky, lucky to have this is my home
and this will be the country I dine. However, the
dress code here is wonderfully thank you, wonderfully relaxed.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
So you're saying, is English cocktail the same as Australia.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Because I just have I think I have PDSD around this.
My wife and I were invited to the Australian premiere
of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Oh, dress code again.
Dressed and press we did, and no one else had
made an effort. And it was so embarrassing. It was
someone actually said to me, make small talk at the
(14:02):
Do you work for the movie company? Oh, it must
be one of the producers here, our financier of the movie.
You must know Tarantino.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
What were you dressed in?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What was just dressed smart? And so now I've I've
got cold sweats, thinking are they all going to be
in board shorts? It's a tuxio up top, but then
there's quick silver down below and the.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Yes, the tweedtheads tuxia.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
What is the ruling on this? Okay?
Speaker 7 (14:27):
I have had a couple of my cousins ask me
what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Like, can I not again only in Australia? Why are
people actually australis asking what does mean? Dress up?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
No track?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
She's got she's got Metro City Melbourne. Fancy taking the
tweet out of the girl.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
One of my cousins got married and they will shorts shorts.
I have told them, please wear a suit, but you
don't need the jacket.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
You just need the tie and the.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Button upwise loose like a bar at the end of
like a computing conference. You know what, my few beers notice,
take that jacket off, actually the jacket without the tide.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
Yeah, you'd be better to do the jacket about the time.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That's right. That looks that's cooney and pits.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
They're all from the Gold Coast. It's too bloody hot.
They don't wear jacket.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
It's cold down here. God doesn't want he's not fond
of wearing a tie. Caitlyn, is that okay?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You actually were.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
One of the people that asked.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I love it when the truth comes out. Sometimes you
get radio Patsy and then we know true pats.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
She said, what I.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Mean, she's insisting?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
So pat said, does this game have to wear a tie?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
She wants him to wear a tie? It cosplay, isn't it? No?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
I don't. He doesn't like it up around his neck.
He said, can you.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Ask us keep your home playing out this?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Can you ask gate?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Then?
Speaker 8 (15:58):
Do I have to wear a tie?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
So I want everyone to feel comfortable, but I do
want people to look nice, So I'm happy for either
jacket no tie or no jacket tie.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Formal formal court really like.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That and actually that's their language. If you put that
on the r s VP. There. Now I've got that
court outfit. Oh no, I've got that suit. It's permanently fresh,
freshly tri clean.
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Big News this week is no one asked it, But
so there's going to be a giant golden Trump tower
built in Australia. Of course, it's in surfers Paradise, the
perfect place for it, and uproar. Some people are excited,
some people are very upset. That's the word the world
these days. But here's my take. I think that's if
(16:55):
that's okay, Trump Tower being built here in Australia, and
it would come Australia's tallest building, a golden monolith to
what anyway, we should have a giant, big thing, and
Australia loves big things, which almost yesterday, the many many
there's over a thousand big things on the sides of
roads around Australia. We need to export that to America.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Oh, get one back, Yes, I like it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Put a random fiber class giant thing somewhere at a
key place, a landmark in America. I think it's then
it's then there's a sense here of balance. And next
year stay the Union address. I'd like Trump to be
announcing a collab and excuse me, collab with Australia. We
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get to have the giant bin chicken or Washington, you know.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Get right next to the monument.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So I'm thinking Las Vegas Strip, a giant steaming meat pie, Oh,
I like it, or the iconic Mount Rushmore Steve Owen's face,
just one, just one, but it's bigger than all the others.
Because if he's got the biggest building in this country,
we should now have a giant Mega Steva when added
to Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Yes, yes, I love that. I was thinking speaking of Vegas.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
You know how they've got the sphere Yep, maybe we
could have the eski and it's a giant led eski.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
You go inside, so it's immersive. It's immersive.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I love this YouTube. No, you are playing that. It's
just some Bogans a tribute band to you too.
Speaker 9 (18:31):
Yeah, we do the Aussie version where it's like we
just play like a current affair.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Brander Birchmore has a residency, y.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Vegas residence is our Celine Dions?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yes, and Roy, what about the Statue of Liberty? That
can give a bit of Australiana to it. You know
how the Statue of Liberty is holding the torch. Yeah,
replace the torch with a can of b b Oh.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
That's good all.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That is and it is beautiful and his classic sophisticated.
It is understated. Yes, yes, yes, all right, what are
we and where in America? If they can build Trump Tower, heir,
what are we going to build in America? Cool? Now?
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. So what is the big
thing and where in America is it going? Don't forget
(19:22):
that there's a lot of spare space in the Grand
Canyon as well.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, What.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
A Time to Be Alive. We have a TV in
his studio on mutes just in case we see any
breaking news. We can get it quicker waiting. Otherwise you're
waiting for Patsy and Anaret's get there s together. And Rios
just pointed up at it and I thought, my god,
something's going on right now. What did we see? A
bed sheet given me years ago? I haven't seen one
(19:50):
of those in ages, the old bed sheet statement or proposal, Jima.
Sometimes she's just been instantly driving around and someone had
draped a bed sheet that they'd written on in giant letters.
Used to see this a lot.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Yeah over like a pedestrian bridge, office going over a highway, some.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Kind of flyover, and it would be some stuff like Debbie,
please marry.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Me, Yes, welcome back Steve.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The last one I saw was about ten years ago
and it said Angie, Comma please take me back.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And I was with my wife and my wife had
the same reaction as you, Patsy. She went oh, and
I went, shan't coming back now, whatever he's done. We
know what he's done. Okay, we all know what he's done.
He's not taking the pins out on the wrong day
and and just took off, right, we all know whatever
this guy has done. Okay. The way that Angie might
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reconsider coming back after that isn't that Daryl, whoever it is,
has written sorry on her bed sheets. It's not bringing
anyone back. No one's turned their car annger. Do you
know what I was going to just I was just
going to break up, and I really thought, that's Daryl.
That is, you know, true love. It's true love that
he's written that. And that's Egyptian cotton as well as
(21:03):
a high threat count he's got. Damn it, Daryl, I
told you look after those sheets. Actually the grammar two
with the comma, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
But Rio and I saw on the Gold Coast what
did it say?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm a cheetah.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
I don't know what the last line was, but I'm
a cheating yes, so and so yes, hung on a
bed sheets, hung over a Gold Coast balcony.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Yes, that's what could be on Trump Tower.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Actually done his due diligence. So big news this week
is that lucky US Australians, we're getting a golden Trump Tower,
Thank you Trumper family, and it's going to become Australian
is actually tallest building. It's going to be up on
Surfers Paradise, massive golden monolith. I'm saying, I think it's
only fair that we then equally are allowed to place
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with no asking him, people of America. We need to
play some giant Australian iconic thing in America. What do
we place and where? What do you reckon?
Speaker 10 (22:04):
Patsy Well, I reckon the Hollywood signs looking a bit tired,
a bit long in the tooth, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It is a bity. It needs a bit of color.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Bond bland. You go up there and you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Think some two lucks up there or somethink. You're right.
It's a bit flaky that paint, isn't it.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
So we need What we need is a pair of
Budgie smugglers up there, big fiberglass Budgy smukler overlooking the la.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Love a bit of Australia Christian What about we build
a massive drop bear on the middle of Central Park.
What about a jar of mega veggimi the size of
the sphere the street mark, that's a great old Christian
What about the grounds of the White House a giant holden, ute, listen.
There's a lot, a lot of a lot of land
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he's got there at the White House. And I think
he needs to boge it up.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yes, he needs an outdoor gym, you know, and look
a pull up bar and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It's some ventures actually, rfk.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
On ye.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, what are we building and where? In America?
Thirteen fifty five twenty two, let's get a Tony now,
Good morning, Tony, good morning, how are you? Good? Tony?
Welcome to the show. So what should we put up
in or should we erect in America?
Speaker 12 (23:14):
Well, the biggest iconic symbol like I I've seen America
would be a pair of Buetee smugglers with the alternate
Australian national anthem showing on there with a koala bear
and a kangaroo on the side, and then have it
hanging hanging from the Hollywood signed Okay.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
So dangling down you've got chi smugglers and then either side.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Quite a statement. It looks like a school. This has
gone a bit crazy there, bit off school's ta bone.
Let's go cultural ambassador to America and an Tony in
Sydney and Chris, good morning, Chris.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I'm good Chris, welcome the show. So what should we
install in America?
Speaker 14 (24:03):
Well add on the South Kipsland Highway. There used to
be this giant earthworm which probably the older listeners will remember,
and I was thinking that could be representative on Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
For the is is X.
Speaker 14 (24:15):
We could put that on Wall Straight next to that.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Time shows the might of the Aussie than a fiberglass wonderful.
It's wrapping around, it's snaking its way around the ball. Yes, Chris,
good one, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Something happened in the kitchen yesterday that made my twenty
one year oldaughter scream and then I started screaming, and
I'll tell you what happened in ten minutes time. But
actually what happened is in that moment a scene from
my life became an exactly a song title. And I
want to know this ever happened to you and where
suddenly like this is exactly like a song title. But
(24:56):
right now small thing, big joy. What small thing gives
you big joy?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Small big joy.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I wanted to Shane this into the show in Sydney, Christian,
small thing, big.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Jore the noise you get when you open your first
ice cold beer? Of the day of the week?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Do you mean of the week?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Don't you of the dam the day? I'm hoping this
is a typo. The day. I mean, I love, I
love a drink, but of the day. So he's got
to be at the end of the.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Day, at the end of the day, that first six
am beer.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I mean sure. Sometimes I started the show and felt
like my word I could deal with them, but you can't.
You mustn't. It's pretty busy, Yes, probably better way to
enjoy the show. Yeah, slightly half lit these, Shane carify,
you mean at the end of the week, end of
the week, Friday one, it's five four three, but it
(25:54):
ain't twenty five bars seven am. I know there's so
many time differences because we're live across Australia, but if
you're in Sydney, it's seven twenty five am right now.
Be Shane, let me know. I think it's okay, buddy, Christian,
small thing, but joy having a stacked fridge and freezer
after your weekly shop, Ready to start another day on
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the froppies. Richard, Morning, Richard, Christian, Now my small thing,
big joy, or as you've abbreviated it here STBJ. At
first I misread that and thought, we cannot Christian my
small thing, big joy coming home from a long air
work to my young adult son having cooked steak and
(26:36):
a veggie dinner for me and my wife. Ah, what
is that? Like that like? I will never know such
heavenly earthly delights And Jody's Christian small thing big joy
for me is my four week old grandson. Oh my god,
I can only imagine what's it for you? Patsy.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
At the moment I beat a car to a car park, Yes.
Speaker 15 (27:01):
Nicely done, and sliding into that base that you know
what the deciding factor was that we were It was
a bit of a standoff, but I had my indicator
right and they didn't.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
And it's like, I'm sorry, you don't have an indicator rule.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
It's all about who blinks first.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Isn't you know? And he wasn't very happy when he
went past. I thought, well, use your indicators.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Give you that filthy, give you that filthy. Look, you
lose otherwise we've got to have some ruling. Here's why
it is the wild West. How do we know who
gets it? Because sometimes you both at go to it
is the indicator.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
I can't read your mind, buddy, that's right.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It feels like there's a cast iron law here. It's
not written down, but we all agree to that contract.
The indicator says, you're pointing at it like this one's.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
My Yeah, I claimed it.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
God gave us indicators. Use them people.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
That's a good day.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The other one about a car parking spot is I'm
sorry to sake. It's me small joy. Sometimes when you
know someone goes are you leaving? And you go no,
I don't know why, it makes me laugh.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
Or even better, when there's no communication.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
What's that?
Speaker 8 (28:06):
Even better?
Speaker 10 (28:06):
When there's no communication and you're reversing out and someone
thinks you're coming out but you're actually not.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You're just straight up. Now. It's what happened to me.
Happened to me two days ago in the rain. No
driving straight ye old coffin Dodger.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Sitting your cars with your keys in so the lights
are on.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I think so they're going to come or you drive
by some sloaning you. You see them as scrolling breaks
legs off.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Idiot, Yeah, what I do? I take the keys out
so the lights are on on.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I think you meant you take their keys out well,
throwing them into a drain.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
You guys follow people around the car park if you
get a sense that they might be leaving.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I just pull.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Kids in the car nor screaming kids in thet A.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
It's a whole strange thing, isn't the car park? You
think that thing you do with your mouth, you don't
share you silently, you know, Charlie Chaplin must have keen it.
You you're going, okay, don't worry about it, neo idiot.
I do though. It's a terrible thing to say. But
when you can go No, I'm not giving up the spot.
(29:14):
I'm a king or you go, I am leaving, and
you feel like I bestow Actually my castle is your castle. Man,
feel like you're a mayor. Actually, please have my bait,
even though it's not my bait. Make us feel good.
I feel really great. I did a really good thing today. Wait,
I just let someone park in a spot that isn't
(29:34):
even mine. I just left, I just left, just moved
out the way. It's got on with my day.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Small Thing, Big Joy for me, Christian is my two
Mini Dushans. They always greet me like I've been away
for a year. That's ingrained the Zoomies. There's nothing better
than the dog zuomies. Keith good morning, Keith good Win, Christian,
Small Thing, Big Joy? I three D print, shopping trolley tokens.
Who's good A I mean my got want to work?
(30:03):
What a goo idea? And if I take a load
with me. If I see an elderly person or a
single min i'm struggling with no coin at the troney,
I give them freely away like a like a night
with a bag of coins for the serfs. I love that,
Keith Christian, Small Thing, Big Joy. When you put money
in a vending machine for a chocolate bar to come out.
(30:23):
Oh and I've never known such delights and joints. Christian
on the start of the car park. And I'm not
sure if they've only started doing this recently or I've
only just seen it for the first time that shopping center.
I recently saw people getting fined for parking in the
parents spaces when they didn't have children's car seats in
the back of their car. Christian, there's no way Patsy
(30:46):
put that indicator on the last.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
She put it down, Christian, she fate put it down
to stare down the.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Other person, because Christian, we all know hashtag the Pat's
father dead right. She snapped off that indicator off his car,
smashed to the window and just snapped it off.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
A horsehead in the passenger sea.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Absolutely, yes, yeah, all right. So yesterday, let me tell
you what happened yesterday afternoon in my house where actually
the scene that's unfolded was a song title. I'm chatting
to my twenty one year old daughter and I see
our very large cat, Larry. It looks like she's tucking
into he's found some food that was left on a
kitchen top. So I did the classic dad thing, bloody
(31:30):
areb how many times I told you? Have you left
some food somewhere? And I remember that I made us
lunch and there was no tomato sauce. I look down
and realizes it's smeared blood on the floor, and I'm like,
oh god, Larry, no, that's how you speak to a cat,
And like Larry, I then see in his mouth is
a big rat. My daughter starts like screaming, okay, like
(31:53):
real screaming. She's recovering from back surgery. She's not meant
to be like leaping around. I go, don't worry, it's
gonna be okay, stop screaming, save you back. I'm like,
oh God, I'm gonna I'm the adult here. I'm gonna
have to pick up the rats. Tell I had to
because the cat was like chunking down on it. This
rat was dead, dead and the blood was smeared over
(32:14):
the floor, red blood. Yeah, I have to. I touched Hell, guys,
I had to pick up that long pink.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
Rat.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I've never touched on before. Yeah, now tell me what
to pick it up? Larry.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Larry then is pulling at it. I'm pulling it the
other way, and I'm like, Larry, let go.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Of course he cat. He's got bloodluster in his eyn.
I've never seen Larry like that.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
Adam is he got rats in Their.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Daughter still screaming as well. She goes just just just
just let it go. And I actually the amount of
things you say out loud. Sometimes as a dad, we
cannot have a rat on the loose in the house.
There was a rat in the kitchen. Guys, what are
you going to do? Cat owners? And no, you got
(33:00):
only one choice. You have to reach into that mouth
of theirs. And I had to prize. I can't believe
I actually did this. Had to prize a rat out
of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I then had to scruff the neck. Right, I've got
rat in one hand, like a kind of strange feral bounce.
So I've got a rat in one hand, right, the
cat in the other, and I have to go outside
the boat like a nightclub, a strange nightclub, carrying them out.
The cat I placed down, and then I have to
go and find the food waste bin to tuck the
dead ratnet and it's just been emptied.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
I made this mistake. I made this mistake.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Two weeks ago, the neighborhood cat dropped off a dead
rat at our doorstep as a present.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Was it, Larry?
Speaker 9 (33:42):
You have to rap because it will stink out the
bin like you would not believe, Christian.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
It is the worst smell reaching into the bottom there.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
You trust me. You have to otherwise there's a rat.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
In the bin.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
What am I going to do?
Speaker 6 (33:59):
You have to, you have to you put it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
In the freezer. I've seen some big rats, okay, London underground, festooned, festooned,
the only word I can use rats everywhere. But this rat.
I never seen such a large thing. And now I
(34:22):
didn't sleep well last night because I'm like, if he's
found one, right, there's more. For sure, they don't They're
not solitary animals.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Marry can only do so much If.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I say, Larry, get back out there. What between you
and I? Just don't smear it on the kitchen floor.
I just mopped man. I get the pie to get
the pino clean out the afternoon for an emergency mop.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Your cat you never knew existed?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Now cat is She's never seen that side of Larry,
and I went, that's the beast that looks within all cats.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
And all of us.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Rat What would have happened to me in my life
were on reduced to the ratings tank? And I'm suddenly
on my knees chewing on a rat. I can't roll
it out metaphor anyway. When did your life become a
song title? Because folks, yesterday it's gonna be on that
(35:21):
bin now now, word I can't reach in cloud. I
don't even know it's I can't rummage around it.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
You won't believe I can still smell the smell of
the dead rat around bin.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
It is horrific. You have to deal with.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Can I just pour something on it? Pino Clean give
it a Viking funeral? On the Barbie.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Right now, it is time for the Name Game as end.
Speaker 13 (35:46):
Do you have a name that's a pain, a name
you always need to explain? Well, we've maine my name
as in Game all right.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
This is a game where you shout along to the
show trying to beat us to try and guess somebody's name.
The way this works, if you've got one of those names,
it is a bit of a pain by now, or
you'll have a one line that you use to help
you on work out how to spell your name or
what your name is. My daughter Lois has his every
day as in Superman Skilfriend. We then work backwards meet
Pats and Alex taking each other on trying to guess
(36:20):
what your name is last week on the Name Game
as in Caller One. Welcome to the Name Game as
in My First.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
Name as in Fleetwood.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Mac Stevie, Chrissy, Member Yes, Caller two, what's your clue
for my.
Speaker 13 (36:36):
First name as in infamous female ice skater Tanya nailed it.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's going to Caller three, my name as in the
perfume Channel. Yes, Caller four, what's your clue for us.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
My maiden name as in I M a snob?
Speaker 1 (36:56):
No, hsh Yes, all right, let's see what we've got
this week.
Speaker 15 (37:01):
You two actually going to try and play this week?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Week this team would trust me. They would not help
me out about sort losers, news, sport dozing last week.
Caller one, let's go. Good morning, Caller one, welcome to
the show.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Good morning. My name as in wind.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Gails, Gail.
Speaker 14 (37:22):
You got it, there we go. Normally people don't get it.
I've got to say, as in blowing a Gail, I'm cloud.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
He didn't start with that one. Actually it's the middle
of the school room. All right, Gail, love your name
as well. Thanks you going the show. Have a good day.
Thank you too. Uh. Caller to, welcome to the Name
game morning.
Speaker 12 (37:45):
Everybody's middle name as in twins.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Double Olson, no names, twins, Danny DeVito, No, oh, twins.
Would you like another clue?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (38:04):
Not twins, Sorry, not twins.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not twins, not twins, all right, times up?
Speaker 14 (38:13):
What is it twins?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh she is a great one, very very good. We'd
send your prize. Thanks corn. It's got a call a three.
Hello caller three.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Oh, good morning everyone.
Speaker 14 (38:29):
First name as in the name of a Shakespeare play.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Hamlets symboline, Yes, simbiline.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh my, that's high level. That's a that's a better
education than me and Pats. I played Simla was shrew Yeah,
that's all I had. Shrewe you never know, might be
a name here Australia Cheryl and Shrewe. That's a great one,
Thank you very much. What Alex, that's a brilliant one.
(39:00):
Caller four, good morning, Good morning, Well, don't call a four.
You live on the school run right now. I think
I can hear a kid in the background.
Speaker 14 (39:09):
Yeah, it's my daughter.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
My surname is in the bunch Brady Roses.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
Yeah, you got it straight up?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Which one? Brady, Brady mar and you really are it
right now? I can hear that that tired, exhausted mum.
You've you're almost there, You're almost at the end of
the week. You've got this. You go to skullmates me
going Coller five, Good morning, welcome to the show. Good morning, Hey,
(39:37):
good morning. That's the corner show.
Speaker 10 (39:41):
My last name as in a book, novel, story, no picture,
no jungle, no, why would it be jungle?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
As in book, library, bible, no asops.
Speaker 13 (39:58):
Would you like his clue?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
We're going to need that clue. What do you do
with the book? Read? Read read read? Oh you actually
make that simple, but us the key's on the radio.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Okay, thank you, Maybe we should read more.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, well we radio for the low intelligence. That's us
great clue so far. Keep the come and play round
two next.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Round two of the Name Game, as in, we're trying
to work backwards. If you've got a name where you've
developed a clue that you always have to give to
people most days of your life to try and make
sense of your name. We hear the clue. We're trying
to then guess what your name is? Team? Are we
ready to play round two?
Speaker 6 (40:46):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Alex by the way, I had never heard of that.
Shakespeare played by the way simeon cymboline symboline. I just
what's about I played cymblane? It's about a king king
Symbolane I don't know. There's the story. I forgot it.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
I wasn't the player though there were symbolane.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
And there, but it sounded so impressive five minutes ago.
I ne it's the sports guy. He got it.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
I've never heard of that. Shame one of his lesson
known ones. But a ripper all the time.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Right, see that when it opens at the Playhouse, and
it's current.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Sports image and I think anyway, all.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Right, let's go round two. Caller one, good morning, good morning,
how are you. I'm good and welcome to the show.
Thanks for calling. Thank you your clue.
Speaker 8 (41:38):
Please, the four seasons Autumn, no summer, hotel, spring, no reception.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
No, is it a type of alcohol? Gin? Gin?
Speaker 12 (41:53):
Sorry it's not gin, but it's just type of alcohol.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (41:57):
It's sherry, sherry.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
I might be whiskey, because I know it's four pillars.
I was thinking then, obviously hopefully not. Your name isn't pillar,
but Sherry's a lovely name.
Speaker 12 (42:11):
It's Maltie. It's actually spelt xy double r I. So
we're ever having to try and explain the definition of words.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yes, yes, that's lovely, Thank you very much. She gave
us a call. Have a good day. Thanks, have a
great day.
Speaker 14 (42:23):
Thanks bye.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
It's got a caller too. Good morning. Welcome to the
name game.
Speaker 12 (42:28):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Hi, you call him from the school run.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, it's not trick.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Question mate, how how are you good? How old are you? Eleven?
You sure about that? Don't be lying to me about
your age? You sure you're ten? Eleven? T Well, what
is it.
Speaker 13 (42:51):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Let's go ten? All right? So we're trying to guess
your name. Yep, you got a clue for us?
Speaker 8 (42:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (42:58):
First name as in the.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
King Charles No, William, Henry.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
No, we can't be the old because the other one Edward.
Speaker 8 (43:10):
No, not Andrew.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Kong No, and on those Shakespeare plays, Alex King Leah
leah no, we got excited. It was a bound James.
Speaker 12 (43:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Now can I see clue? Albert? Is it a current king?
I can't ask.
Speaker 14 (43:36):
Do you want a clue?
Speaker 12 (43:37):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Is it a current King of the world? No?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
BlimE me? King Henry the seventh?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Eighth? Arthur King Arthur shop left hand corner, got a strike. Wow, done,
great name as well, Arthur. Thanks do people call you that?
We call you Artie here at otto Arthur. Yeah, great name, Arthur.
(44:09):
Thank you very much. For calling the show. Awesome name,
Thank you. It was called Arthur. What about Alfred? Enough?
Let's go now to here we up to call the three?
Good morning? Oh hello, hello? Now are you? My last
(44:33):
name is as Lingerie Nickers, No, no panties, no sin
Victoria Victoria. Nopelet's the one that came out trying.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Hey, Jos is your name Jos bomb?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Try and think really?
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Oh no no really no?
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Lace, Yes, Lacey.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Lace, Lacey Racy. That's good, right association, Lacey. Thank you
very much to give me us a call. Let's move
on rapidly. Caller caller four, I've neverdy noticed. Wait, you're
on to all of Australia. Call a four, Good morning,
(45:40):
good morning, all right, what's your clue?
Speaker 11 (45:44):
Beer?
Speaker 8 (45:45):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Carlton Victoria now two weeks? Yes, no surname as in
beer draft, No Laga.
Speaker 14 (45:56):
No l no.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Frothy furfies, no coast brown. So many were We want
to start going the old crafts soon? Are we? What
countries to be from?
Speaker 8 (46:14):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (46:15):
I think it's a Mexico.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Oh soul, Corona Corona. That's my halftime show.
Speaker 14 (46:34):
And then I had my maiden name was was Miller Draft?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh? Wow, that's so cool. Hey, thank you very much
to call on the show. Thank you all right, one
last one, that's squeezing call of five five.
Speaker 14 (46:51):
Good morning Christian.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
My my name, my surname as in a.
Speaker 8 (46:59):
Religion Catholic, Presbyterian mhm, Mormon, Methodist, qua, Buddhism m hmm.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Muslim, no has in religious.
Speaker 8 (47:17):
Religion, Praist, minister, church, none, Bishop?
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Is it a type of religion or a religious word?
Speaker 14 (47:28):
Type of religion?
Speaker 8 (47:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Methodist?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Don't say that you're upset.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Some good ones.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Some of the goats are maybe evangelist Lutheran.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Words. He's praying right now? Well at a time? What
is it, sir? Okay? Oh well, hm, guys, you know
what I shouldn't remember better. I was about to I
made a mental note to actually say the producers for
(48:10):
the first time this week, you managed to string a
line of sequentially good callers for me. Once producers, I
think we just got served a bit. Well we wow,
we producers from now and they need to account for themselves.
Why should I have to stink? Why should I have
to carry the stink?
Speaker 7 (48:29):
It was not a set up, Unfortunately, he just may
have got a bit nervous on a cause last name
as in Christian, but he's obviously religion. But if he
said Christian.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Then you would We'll call him back and uh is he? There?
Is he? Well, it said, thank you, we got your clue.
It's a very good clue. We're just a little bit slow,
but thank you for calling the show.
Speaker 14 (48:55):
Well, I had a different clue and told me to use.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
One of our listeners under the bus drive by. You
lose your right to apply. Well, listen, I'm so sorry
about that.
Speaker 6 (49:16):
She's blowing up.
Speaker 14 (49:19):
I had two clues. I had a radio announcer for
the Irish football captain.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
They were both great clues. Well, I'm sorry about that.
I'm going to send your prize, but I really appreciate
you calling the show. Thank you, And Okaitlin, why don't
you start that to leave before your wedding? Actually, now.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Time now for today's time wasterter. We're looking for your
nerd movies. We're just looking for nerd movies. Why producers
make up are live because it's National Nerd Week. It's
not a thing. How could it be. It's a cruel
thing to we even said if they did have a
National Association for Nerds. They weren't calling nerds. It's a
thing for like eighties nineties job movies US replacing lockers.
(50:10):
We've moved on from that. Now. Look around, guys, the
nerds are running away. Look at mister Beast, one of
my successful nerds. Ever, you can't call them nerds and
all they have rights? What's wrong with simply geek?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Is geek better?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah? I think it is Nerdville's at that real old.
Speaker 6 (50:25):
Nord was geek.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
You know this called It's chic. It's geek from Geek
to Chic tonight on nine.
Speaker 6 (50:37):
Mcgeek was a show.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
There you go. Let's just make it up. Let the
National Geek weed anyway. Today on the time Waster Gold
Class group passed for you and three mates.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
All right, we're looking for your geek movies. Get him
to the Geek Silver Plus.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Saving Private Browser, what us B movie USB movie, Harry
Potter and the Chamber of Service. They will work in
Keith's working in those service.
Speaker 6 (51:16):
You need some nerds working on your time.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Stalk the line gold and hate gim I am Sam
hat GM, I am Sam very clever GOLDA what have
you got your one of them aren't your double degree
debating club.
Speaker 9 (51:32):
Oh buddy, you mentioned that Eminem was a nerd in
high school debate mile.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
Oh no, that's very good. It's a debate captain, and
don't we all know it? It's me.
Speaker 6 (51:48):
John McLean's got his hand up in class again.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
Nerd hard, try hard?
Speaker 6 (51:53):
What a try? He's a nussy thing. Bron When Harry
high pants met Sally.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
O, Wow, they all wear high prints. They don't make
Simon cow. That's what you call nerds today, Bronze scared
a bit sweaty up on that stage. There isn't it.
Speaker 6 (52:15):
The Hills have four Eyes.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
The Christian o'connal show.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Podcast time waste today. We're looking for your nerd movies.
Text me four seventy five O three one O four
three ri are you ready? Tomart, Let's go. Here's a
blossom bass angry nerds me? How big? That game was
a huge? Oh? I love playing that. Tracy, well done,
(52:43):
fantastic four eyes. That's some Christie. Not a few good men,
a few good pence line up my Pento Wedgy of Tomorrow,
tom Cruise movie, Edge of Tomorrow movie, They of Tomorrow
(53:03):
is very good. Gavin Bell, that's very smart Honeymoon glasses
are funking up as a glass wearer for reading. Do
you remember the worst thing about one of the many
worst things about COVID was the constantly you chatted someone
and you get the old foggy eyes.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
Yeah, Agent Coding Banks, my Coading Silver, Open Gamer Silverdrukenheimer Gold,
Comic Connair Silver, Silence of the lands.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Area Network. Now that I know that told.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Me that Silver plus too quick than that one? What
don't Jake U swatting Hill? Oh you're hitting the book
swatting up, not hill. Silver plus Edward pencil hands.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Why is that funny? Ed laugh immediately, No, I don't
even know why. Who they've got pencils for anyway? That
comes from a ten year old Sydney Hey what Yeah,
it's good gear for a ten year old Throw mama
from the Model Train Silver. I had a model train
as a kid.
Speaker 6 (54:14):
Any friends, the.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Train and the toy passengers, the Dot Matrix, Quick Impression,
Radio Mark Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zoom runs
Ye Alien, Microsoft Teams Alien Versus Protractor, the Looking Out
(54:40):
the Angles of Attack Star Techi Silver, You Me and
then Gold, the A plus team or.
Speaker 6 (54:52):
A plus Silver.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Four weddings in a calculator, bronze Commanda, Daggy daycare days.
That's high level. One example set to that ten year
old boy Sydney. This is right now, be proud. I'm
actually proud Shakespeare. Now, this is all on one out
Johnny Dorco, Johnny Dorko.
Speaker 6 (55:15):
Over there, very good, God, Jules.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Johnny Dorco, Donny Doc. Yeah. And how to train your
dungeons and dragons.
Speaker 6 (55:24):
On the front.
Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah, that's very good.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Oh, Catan Woman, so the catwoman, Cartan Woman good.
Speaker 1 (55:31):
In there under the radar. That's very good, Sarah Batty,
very very good. Catan all right, who's sorry that I'm
just just shouting Catan and that's strange. Forwards, who's today
the winner?
Speaker 6 (55:43):
Daggy Dacare.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Oh, well done, Joe. That's very very good. We are
back tomorrow morning. Have a great day. Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 3 (55:50):
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