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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning Rio, Good morning, coome on In Pats. Good
morning Alex. Morning. I've just seen a headline that you're
waking up. There are two secret millionaires in Queensland who
are sharing a thirty million dollar windfall from last night's
OZ Lotto. Can Queenslanders remain secret? Who've won extraordinary amounts

(00:49):
of money? Someone is getting a new jet ski. You'll know,
You will know if it's your neighbor. He wah wah,
he's been at work for a couple of weeks. A
new pair of jawts there. Yes, yes, yes, they will
remain secret until about nine am this morning. Someone's going
to an anaconda and get some new fishing rods. Now listen,

(01:12):
News Are Sport and it had an honest conversation with
you guys. Now, obviously, Alex Cullen, you were drafted in
to be our resident sports guru. You're midway through week three,
early days, but we need to talk about the Sleepy
Joe performance on the news that Simon Goodwin was fired yesterday.

(01:33):
We got it after the show. Patty comes in literally
like someone had died. Now, I actually thought someone very
significant has died Springsteen Elton. She goes, have you heard
the news Simon Goodwin? And then there was a way
too long pause. I was like, oh my god, they're
those threats. What's happening? She goes, has been fired? She

(01:54):
was actually doing the news to us exadly the show
had ended. And then the day I said, he saw
a video of our friends over on Triple M and
molloy was there, and there was Broden Kelly, who's a
brilliant comedian and a big D's fan, and they were
reacting to the news at eight fifteen on air, to
the news amount Simon Goodwin, the sports susion, Yeah you

(02:16):
can go yep. Why then Residents sports Guru on week three?
Did we get it post show? We got it at
about ten to nine. Well, we were on air then,
I mean Rio and I were filling time. Actually that's
an OFFIR story, but we were filling time. I had
to feel for about three minutes it could have done
with something. Wow, shock sports News. I know you've been

(02:39):
too long now, with your nose up the Cagars, get
your nose out the Cagar's backside, and look around, and
these other big teams are throwing managers under the team
bus like goody.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I know, I know, I know. Producers us to do
this work for me.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Say oh, he's claiming the producers, these God Honors producers,
these are God Honors producers. Don't you dare throw them
under the bus.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
They get coffee anymore?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, you shouldn't you should.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't take it in sports brought anymore. You know,
I'm just getting used to things. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah it was. We did get the news ten too.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
And didn't think about saying anything, or well it's still
ten minutes of the show too, And I mean, listen,
you've probably seen how Patsy works. Once she does that
last bulletin at eight thirty, the tools are down, Yeah no, no, no,
you see, she sort of wanders around, almost confused, like
was he doing some adverts or some voice everle work?
Now at half eight? What's that noise? He's doing a

(03:36):
special podcast or something with Rio? Perhaps he seems oddly
confused that Jima once she actually said about court tonight,
are we are we still We're still? This was last
year in the.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Early days, Pat said that we don't beat yourself up
about it that you miss No, you should.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Do no tonight, do not say to rely on myself.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
But anyway, really yeah, he was yes.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
And I said, listen, I wish I'd known that beforehand.
Yet there's a way to reteem it. There is, there
is no no, no, get out there now on the streets.
You're going knock on the door of Goodie. Just heard
a Brad Green and see what's going on? He getting
long Mine? Who's coming in?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Johnny Longmy?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
I happen to know that he bought his third home
in Sydney back in May.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now we're getting some irrelevant exclusives.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
This does that rule himself out of coming to Melbourne
to coach the Days?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Now? This is good Hey, So you're saying long Min's
not coming? Is that the headline Atlas six?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Look it's a long My out confirmed.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, you heard it here first.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Bet the house on it.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Not get old Kenny boy in king Cley, Please not,
hen Cleve. I don't want anyone called Ken coming into
the club.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Any Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
In excess, don't change gold one A four point three
Christian O'Connell's show, seventeen minutes past six, to be fair
Alice Cullen, Oh, here we go. He must have missed
that one, because actually, yesterday it was actually busy doing
in burnt show stuff for us, telling us that Buzzle
trying to be married four times.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
That's much more.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
To be fair four times, thank you, having sex with
alien babes. This was one of the big excluses he
broke yesterday, that story that never was not getting broken
until Alex Cullen was on that one. Not goodie going
the seasons over.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Buzz Buzz populating space one planet at a.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Time, absolutely, one alien baby at a time. That's the
way Buzz did. It's a round up there. He was, Yeah, Now,
what's what's happened with Bonnie? Your wife? She went to
some dodgy plays yesterday for foot rub.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh my goodness, So you know, isn't this pulp picture.
She's a mum, she's busy.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Last day of leave.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
She was like, I'm going to go and get some
reflexology down at the local time massage place. Lots of
advertised signs saying reflexology here.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, fine, legit gets in there. She says.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Lights were going off pretty early on, as in the
tell tale signs that this wasn't exactly a reputable place.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
All right, a couple of quick quick questions here. Did
it have windows at the front or was this stumption
boarded up windows? All right, well, then it's normally it's
normally the jit. But no, some of those places don't
have windows. They're boarded up because the patrons don't want
to be seen going in.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah, okay, yeah, but the reflexology was advertised outside the establishment,
so okay, cool tick.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
She said when she got in there, the woman was
wearing kitten heels.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Okay, that's unusual.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
That is unusual. Hard sort, you know, chwist and get
around someone's you know, areas down there on the foot
in kitten hills unless you pay extra.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
She just likes to wear a kitten.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Possibly possibly not.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
When do you see anyone who chooses to wear kitten
hills to work?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, that was the one.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
The other one was sort of on the menu. It
was I'd like one lady with kitten heels. I'm not judging,
I do it myself. It was an option down here.
It says kitten Hill.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Kitting Hill, why not. There was no Tibetan pipe music, you.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
Know the.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Other pan pipes silence, Yeah, yeah, it was sound of
a waterfall.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah yeah, there was. There was locks on the.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Cubic okay, an abundance of tissues and tissue boxes.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yes, yes, also pay cash while was there mouth wash
in the you know you're wanted me out?

Speaker 5 (07:43):
No, no, no, I've never seen that. I've never seen.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
I think that's the biggest telltale sign. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
The other thing is where they prefer you to pay
cash as well.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
They didn't. The woman didn't actually really know what reflexology was.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I had to get this, you're going to the tell
tale signs, that's not that's and tell me again, what
is it you how would you think would work if
I was going to do reflexology? What would I do?

Speaker 5 (08:14):
If you know what it is?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I just testing it's the messaging in the lower leg
and yeah, yes, you know, no, no, yeah, that's what
I thought.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, it would go a bit like this.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
There was a large mirror propped against the wall.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh my, oh my word. I remember going to in
the early days. There's someone like that that really was dodgy.
Right at the end, I ended up going because I
clearly was in the wrong place. Right the lady just
goes to me. She I said what I wanted, which
was a deep tissue remedial massage, and she went she
looked like, let's not play this game. She actually said

(08:51):
do you want slide slide? And I went, actually, i
think I've come to No, no, no, I don't. I
didn't want to know what that was. It's the phrase
do you want Slidey actually went, I'm going, I think
I've come to wrong place. I certainly became the most
British ever. I went bright red, o, lord, I'll just
eat you maybe another time actually, but no, no, no,

(09:15):
I just eaten a solid meal as well. I actually
got stitch. You got a stitch. I need to get
back to my car, and made my excuses and left,
And that Harold's Son is my story of why I
was coming out that place in ven leaven by the
fire exit. So did she have Bonny went through with it.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
She got the reflexologies like no, no, there's there's enough
sience here to keep me.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
There's not here, the mirror, the mouth wash.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
But I think it was too late by that stage.
And so they were in there that committed to the reflexology.
She said it wasn't too bad.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Was she able to claim it off health insurance?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't think so. She was pretty shaken by the experience.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I got a feeling there's a lot of guys listening
right now going could you tell us where that in
double thumbs.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
As always on the show, my inboxes wide open. Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com. Today you anything that we
talk about in the show, it never gets left behind.
You can email the show whenever you want to be
part of the conversation. We call it late to the party.
Late now Emma kicks it off to doawn. Late to

(10:34):
the party, Christian, I've been patiently waiting seven years to
share this story, but sadly the right coller topic hasn't
come up. When animals attack might be the closest ar
get So I'm leaping in rewind twenty years. I'm on
safari in Tanzania on the savannah. Any of us ever
been on safari?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I'm always fancy doing it anyway, But on the bucket list,
our car stopped just five meters from a lion feasting
on a fresh zebra. We watched a check or sneak
in from only b cha off with the raw. Then
a hyena tried the same and got the same treatment.
After fifteen or so minutes, it was time for us
to move on, but the car wouldn't start. The guide

(11:18):
made me hop out. Oh what, oh wow, hey, yeah,
you hang on. You're Australian. Why don't you pop out
your car knee high grass hungry line meters away and push? No,
mister toll guides.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
No no, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
No no, mister toll guide, you push your Safari. I
bravely got out what pushed with all my might. The
engine roared to life, and as the car drove off.
The car drove off, leaving me alone on the savannah.
Apparently a five or ten women in car keys isn't

(11:56):
as tasty as a zebra. The lion didn't even blink,
so maybe not quite the when animals attacked, but I'm
still holding out for awkward spots. You had to push
start a car? Well, Emma, I'm going to run with
this just for you ever any more stories. I mean,

(12:18):
obviously this is the top of the apex the Tangania
Savannah with a line but five meters away. But there
must have been at times awkward spots you had to
push start a car. I mean the other day on Monday,
we were talking about bad place to break down, and
that woman told us about she ran out field and
it was outside the crematorium at her own mother's funeral. Yeah,

(12:38):
you know, I mean, has a hers ever broken down
and someone had to push that?

Speaker 5 (12:43):
I would love to hear it.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I would with all respects, of course, but I'd like
to hear that story if that's ever happened. A right, Well,
it's an Amma, Emma, You've been basically waiting for seven years.
Incredible story. It's insane, but thank you very much for
emailing Emma. And yet today have you got any more
stories about awkward spots you had to push start a car?
And as a side one Safari Stories, Yes.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
An O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Just shed an amazing email about our listener, Emma. On
Safari Tanzania, the tour guide tour bus breaks down. An
old mate who's doing the tour suggests that she gets
out and pushes it while he's in the safety of
the land rover. It's astonishing story. But Emma has given
us this phone in top of today awkward spot. You

(13:33):
had to push start a calm. It's a very old
fashioned even phrase, isn't it? Push starts a car? Christian.
I run out of petrol roughly one hundred meters away
from a servo as it was driving. The car was
rolling and I still have momentum and has to roll
into the soo, falling short of the pump by five meters.

(13:53):
It was the most convenient breakdown and push ever, the
world's shortest breakdown and push five? Almost there? Did you
even think? Can I get the hose? Come out to
meet me halfway? Linda's got a story for us this morning.

(14:14):
Good morning, Linda, Good morning everybody. Good good morning, and
welcome to the show. Thank you. Now, what's your story.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
About?

Speaker 8 (14:24):
Thirteen years ago in country Victoria?

Speaker 9 (14:28):
And he was buried in another little country And as
the herson is riding between towns, he the hair sproat
down in front.

Speaker 10 (14:38):
Of his favorite pub.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh wow, just going to have time for one last
one for the road. That's that I hope I have
powers still from inside the coffin to just just time
for one more dream before I go.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I promise if I'm driving your.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Can you stop off?

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Stop?

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah A share ours please? Okay? What
what amazing?

Speaker 9 (14:59):
His own burial?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
So was he hosting his own wake?

Speaker 11 (15:03):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah? Incredible? And so what did you have to do?
Did you have to push start the her?

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Us know we were already at the burial place. We
couldn't work out where the heart was. He was pulled
over it do and pub.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
How long until he got to the funeral?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
It was about half an hour late. I've never heard
of anyone being late to their own funeral, was.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Linda.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Lovely story. Thank you very much for sharing. You have
a good day. Take care.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Hey listen, alex is just gonna come flying out to me.
Apparently Smon Goodwin has been fired as a d.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
You're is anything around to go?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Just confirmed, luddy? This is this is why we got
him in from Sydney. Don't you worry? Wake up Melbourne.
He's got the news. Scoop is on it. Shoe is
shoe you know what I have? Shane WARN's has passed. Await,
what why are you getting this stuff?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
I've texted John long wire by the way, Oh wow,
rapid fire road Q and A.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
And we've got more text messages from Alex at seven
as he reads his phone out and now with the
SMS sport Alex culling are all right, So we're looking
for Safari stories. Not a single one of us on
the show has been on Safari. We're looking for your
Safari stories. Let me take you there. Let's go to

(16:42):
Safari team in India. Christian was up a very small
watch tower throughout five hours looking for lions.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Five hours now, that's commit me.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Wait he took it to the wrong spot, didn't they
normally hear anyone got any snacks or ham? At two am,
we fell asleep in the tower with a very cool
wind blowing. It was an Indian summer, so it was
about forty five degrees. I am too hot for lines,
isn't it that big old jacket on that long hair?

(17:13):
You know? He woke up with the tower being circled
lions form what she wished? Oh yeah, beautiful day. We
had to stay up there for hours until the lines bounced.
Whether they go off to some action across the savannah.
That is terrify, terrifying. I mean he must have thought,

(17:34):
will we just always be up? Yeah? This is our life.
This is a great email about Safari story from me, Christian.
Let me say start this by saying, my dad was
a scout leader and apparently could be trusted with his
own kids on a camping trip. Please know that he
was a pomme and in hindsight he had no job

(17:55):
taking kids camping in his new home of South Africa.
I mean, that's real, wild, wild Safari land. So after
convincing my mum he could be trusted with his own kids.
This is after losing two scouts and having to call
for air support not two years early. On one of
their scouting trips. It was the eighties, Christian. We were

(18:15):
off we height for about seven hours. My dad made
the random decision to set up count where we were.
It was very dark and my brother and I were
fairly sure we were lost. Anyway, next morning I get
up to go for a peede. I grabbed the loop
paper and went off to find a tree. When all
of a sudden I heard my dad whisper, don't move,
do not move. I froze. He then whispered, look up.

(18:41):
I looked up. Dad had set up a camp in
the middle of a giraffe herd. I mean you can
get stampled, said death with a giraffe. I was eight,
my brother was seven. We never went camping with dad again.
Credible me a very very great email. Thank you very much.

(19:01):
I'll send you something about mea.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Hey Christian, just wondering if Alex has heard the big
breaking news Melbourne has been announced to host a nineteen
fifty six Olympics. James, thank you so much. He's probably across.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
It texting John Longmire.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Apparently Norm Smith's dead as well. Alex saved us for
the seven thirty. But we've just landed on the moon.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
They're topping a ball up there right now. They're taking
a shitun all right, Are we ready for a brand
new game that, by the end of this week is
going to be viral. It's going to be trending. The
kids are going to be playing it on the talks
this weekend? Are you ready for Dead or Alive?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
I'm a celebrity. You haven't thought about it all the world?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Do you think?

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Come?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Am I Dead or a Live?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
How many times are we shocked when you go. So
he's still alive. We were doing this yesterday on the
show about buzz Oldron and shocked he's still rocking it
at ninety five.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
He's jacked as well. I saw a photo.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yes, you haven't seen the famous that you know because
he Paul guy has been not asked forever and too
many interviews about the conspiracy theories must be really insulting
and just as meant with a guy that actually you know,
did that and went through that and all he does
been called basically a live part of a government cover up. Anyway,
I remember years ago he's a recovering drinker and one

(20:42):
day he just snapped into punched the guy in the
face of Broker's knucks. I mean, I get it. He
just had enough. He was just there's your answer. So
know we're now turning it into a game. General alive.
I read out the famous person Alex versus Pats. We
need to tune up news and sport today. Alex versus Pats?

(21:03):
Are they dead? Are they alive? Bringing on all? Right?
First of all, this lady.

Speaker 11 (21:11):
Oh, how dare you say that she's did.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Lie? You've seen her around any new care. I've not
seen her anything for a long time and I viewed
her in La.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
She's a beautiful, lovely woman.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Done with her had her home in Beverly Hills, No,
at a hotel.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
We had a lovely stroll around the grounds of the hotel.
She's a beautiful, wonderful woman.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah bet she was a dream to interviews.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
She really was so lovely, so so lovely, and she
I don't think she's ever sworn in her life.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Did you try and go to tried to get her
to swear, but you wouldn't go there.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
It was really annoying. I'm like, come on, Julie.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Shi, Yeah, she's both right, Julie Andrew's well and alive,
eighteen nine years old. What about this sporting Great Fairs
Fairs Fairs?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Last night, I cut the light off in my bedroom.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Hit the switch was in the bed before the room
was dark.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Sadly, you jege fullman, Oh you chumps going about when
I whip him all of you.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
I know you got him, I know you.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Got him picked. But the man's in trouble.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
I'm gonna show you.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I want to know the Muhammad Ali Patsy you just said,
did you just say so dead? No?

Speaker 12 (22:21):
I said, sadly, sadly.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
He's passed what as Champion.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Troubled Away in twenty sixteen, one of the greats.

Speaker 12 (22:29):
I still remember the moment when he lit the torch,
was at the Olympics, and he's rolling down my face
as a school child like it.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Was just credible, incredible athlete, bigger than the sport as
well what he did? All right, what about this legendary actor?

Speaker 6 (22:43):
This is forty four magnet, the most powerful handgun in
the world and would blow.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Your head clean off. You get to ask yourself one question.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
Do I feel lucky?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
What we'll do you? Buck? Clint Eastwards?

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Oh he's alive, of course.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Ninety five, human boss, both ninety five years old, eighteen children.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
Really, Clint's got a lot of kids.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Eighteen yest eighteen. How's he manage to have time for that?
He's made about a thousand. He's still directing and making
amazing movies as well.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
In Nine Kids and Related.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
It was only a half, like nine is a lot,
a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
With five women, I think, yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Some looks incredibly like him.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well, it often goes that way, but.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
He's like spit out of his mouth. It's phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I don't think that's the phrase, is it? It is?

Speaker 6 (23:42):
His mother used to say that his mouth, his mouth really.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Like a DNA sort sort of swab reference.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
It's phenomenal likeness. It's incredible, all right.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
What about this old dear Betty White? Is she all white?
Is she all dead? That's the quistad alive with the
respects always every morning, six to nine. I'm not rogue
ninety nine and out like well, you say it was out.
They were surprising her on her birthday. She passed away. Oh,

(24:12):
I was joking, went out with the bank. Hey, that's enough.
Come on. Patsy loves this show too. She went to
school with all the all the original.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Cast, which is very soon.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
She's like the peak best of the Golden Girls, the
one that didn't quite make up.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
It's what a great comedian though, Biddy.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
WhiteWalls Ohn't you see there's some of those.

Speaker 12 (24:32):
Netflix's incredible with Joan Rivers when she goes up against Joan,
it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Willie Nelson brilliant. I love Willy Nelson. A couple of
his albums, Sons are brilly musician Lucas Nelson spits his
hair off his ear is real?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Is my nan used to say, my kids love this son.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
That's a great sign and.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Marooning he's still.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
Driving because he's still going.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Oh, Willy, road of life is a highway ninety two.
Willy Nelson Lucas, his son is in the band you
know Bradley Cooper in the movie Stars Born. He worked
with Lucas for four years to get his playing and
singing up to grass before he made that amazing movie Starsborn.

(25:23):
Went out on the road with him sometimes as well,
playing in the band. When they're doing all the live performances,
that is, Lucas Nelson is on stage with Bradley Cooper
and his band. Yeah. And one final one Dick Van.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Dyke, Yes he's still alartlive years old.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
In that Coldplay song Yes, how dare Chris Martin only
does he go around the world breaking up couples. He
then makes poor Dick Van Dyke get on the tap
shoes and dance in one of his music videos in
the Rain. I love the video for that song as well.
It's so beautiful. Dick Van Dyke still looks so well

(26:05):
lively and he's dancing in the video happy. Yes he does.
He's still getting some work, can he Chris Martin. Chris Martin, Chuck,
an old man and a few coins, Chris Martin.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
You know, my uncle's got a theory that if you're old,
this is the way he figures out if you're old
or not. If you have a fall, you're old, but
if you fall over, you're not old. So would if
Dick van Dyke fell over, would he be classed as
having a fall or he just fell over?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Years We really have to listen to that long wind
with nothing. I don't mind him missing the big news story,
but years old, it's incredible you can.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Dick cad a fall.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I mean, what do you want us to find out?
What he's bench pressing? Let's show you never interviewing Dick
van Dyke. Let me see if I can push you
over and you've had a fall because you're so old.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
And just straight.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
He's so blovely Dick van Dyke. Don't ever pick on
Dick van Dyk. What are legend? Just back them off.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
This debut our game Dead or Alive. Last year was
involved in internet rumor that I had passed away. Someone
had just put on social media on Twitter x as
it is now and they sort of tagged me into it.
I really miss at Christian O'Connell and obviously there was
sound dis miss him on English radio. Someone else replied going,
oh my god, has he died? And then under that

(27:37):
someone else went, no, he's doing radio in Australia. Under
that someone went same thing. No, it's even worse. Have
you heard? All right? We're going to do a very
special edition of Small Thing, Big Rage, but it's a

(28:04):
workplace and office special. What is your pet peeve that
annoyed you at your workplace? Now? It might be something
that's super relevant to your job. Yesterday I got a
message from one of you who's a receptionist, and they
were saying, how and I get it from a receptionist.
You're on the phone all day and whenever people call in,
they won't say who they are when they're trying to
get hold of somebody or where they're calling from. That's

(28:26):
their small Thing Big Rage. Patsy's given the team a
list of two, four, six, eight things we asked for
a couple. It's rage against colleagues. Oh my dear, let
me break it down for you. When this is Patsy's words,
when a colleague steals your lunch out the fridge brackets

(28:49):
Nova thief. Didn't you work at Nova like twenty years ago?

Speaker 12 (28:52):
Yeah, but I used to cut up some beautiful fresh fruit.
It might be, you know, one day, a watermelon, the
next day a lovely.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Fresh pine app or Crogie's pats, But.

Speaker 12 (29:00):
You know, a nice little fruit boost, a bit of
an energy boost after breakfast with Chusy caton Dave.

Speaker 11 (29:06):
Anyway, there was a thief, and.

Speaker 12 (29:07):
Every time I went to the fridge, someone had eaten
taken my up aware container and eaten my fruit.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Someone wanted that fruit boost.

Speaker 11 (29:15):
Don't don't steal food.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
When no one refills the prince of paper, that is
actually rude. Have you I've never seen a printer I've
actually refilled it roll.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
If you use all of the toilet roll, you replace it.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
You know where you would find the prince of paper
for you to refill it?

Speaker 11 (29:34):
Yeah, out the front near Josh's desk.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Damn it, she's seen you go there. I believe that
if people are empty tankers, they're also empty printers. Yeah,
I agree when I see it getting down to a
quarter for reno renoas what about when someone is in
any car space No, that is.

Speaker 11 (29:53):
The worst, because the day starts bad from the stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
You need to about the front. You get it before
anybody else. When someone double dips their tea spoon and
you're left with coffee and the sugar sugar in the
coffee when there's the list is still going on. Patsy's
what she's peed off about the workplace when there's no
cow's milk and only I'm with you on this, Oh
soy and almond nut milk is not milk. Milk is

(30:16):
well gone, madness, How do your milk are nuts?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
I don't want toteen.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Fifty two perverts do it. When someone adjusts your favorite
desk chair to their liking.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
That's like when you.

Speaker 11 (30:30):
Get a car serviced as well.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
That happened in TV line.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, too high to lie. When someone asks to borrow
your pen doesn't return it, I do.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
I am a serial of finish.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
That's a crime. The pen fits the person, it fits
around your hands.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Yes, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I'm sorry. When you get in the lift and a
smoker has just got out so their morning smoker and steaks,
does I know what you mean? There's a roma that
gets left behind the nicotine.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
There was an aroma left behind when I left the
building yesterday?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Can I say, oh, you can say?

Speaker 12 (31:06):
And then when I got down to the bottom floor,
I stepped out, thought well, that's embarrassing because everyone will
think that that was me and that was not me
and someone needed a match.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Can I say so?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Now you're also doning to outdoate the list? There's a
mystery far time in the building. We need a sign
in the building in now because this building loves sign
the signs everywhere Jim and that one that was up
for two hours in the men's toilet right that said,
whoever is doing this, please stop wiping your bogies on
the law. What savages are working here? What adults are

(31:42):
using the men's where they stood up at that trough
and during their business are cleaning out their nose as
well and smearing it on the wall. Yes, why we
can't have nice stuff and the men's toilets here anyway?
What is your pet peeve at your workplace? Give me cool?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Christian O'Connell shower on podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
I've never seen so much anger. We're on angry show,
but asking you to tell me what your workplace pet
peeve is. I wonder if I'm doing a bad I
wonder if I'm doing a disservice you to that. I
like to vibe you are. People are like screaming. It
feels at me on text, I am going to send
you to work mad like you're going to go and
and goes.

Speaker 13 (32:25):
Show.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
They've been listening to all their way.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
In, but it's cleansing. They're getting it out, you know.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Relief. Yes, Christian, when people have been at the workplace
a long time, tell me how good it used to be,
and all the thing the company used to do they
no longer do. Christian. My pet peeve work is when you,
colleague think the kitchen sink is magic and it will
just clean all that dirty crockery and cutlery, when the

(32:53):
dishwasher is just like half a foot away. Pet peeve.
When you leave the officer break and you come back
in the radio has been changed from gold to something inferior. Well,
you clearly work with terrorists because that's the only people
that we do in that the only people. I'm Australian.
It is not to listen to girls. Question. The females

(33:16):
in our office have the heating up to twenty six
degrees all day.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Every day.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I feel like falling asleep by lunch time. Well, I
am very unpopular with my team of having it like
an ice box in a more.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Rash, fresh fresh.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
It's not like a care home. Have not, Dick van dykre.
It needs to be it needs to be free. Why
why I tell you what? You ever feel sleepy on
the show? No?

Speaker 7 (33:41):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah, oh my god, so I'm getting yeah, you know,
ice cold. The reason why is twenty three years ago
I went to America for the first time. I went
to New York. They managed to get tickets to go
and watch David Letterman live, and it was freezing and
I thought this must be like New York's an old building.
Maybe the heat's broken. So I said to the security

(34:04):
guard that heating, you know, fancy turning on? He goes,
mister Letterman has it temperature? That was it, and that's
enough enough. Twenty three years have been ice cold all
over the world in every studio. Sometimes I see you
where you used to sit, or four old mate left
where you used to have a hoodie on, or like
a skeech.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
You know when you asked me when Jack left and
you said, hey, do you want to see.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Is it too much pressure to be on s P
two to my P one.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
The reason I wanted to move is someone under the.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Blast Christian. And the number one pet peeve is people
that just leave their their cutlery and in the sink.
It is really annoying. It's annoying at home as well. Uh.
And let's go to the lines now, Catherine, Catherine, good morning.

Speaker 8 (34:50):
Oh, happy hump day Christian and team happy. My pet
peeve is when I worked in Maya and I was
the switch witch and people would shone up on a
Sunday morning for you're around a battle eleven o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 14 (35:05):
Are you open?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
No?

Speaker 8 (35:07):
No, no, I'm just sitting here waiting for people to call,
just randomly hanging around.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
I'm gonna have to challenge this. I am a serial.
Are you open right now? I'm a customer, but I
don't I don't know what. I don't trust Google. Sometimes
you go, then Google's got it wrong, hasn't been updated,
or they don't and they're closed. And so now I
do this belly day goes by that I could do
to get out of it. They go, yeah, because people

(35:31):
get really irritated. I go, what time do you close?
Like that was the real question. I go, and then
they go, Okay, you're not one of those. No, no, no,
I wasn't one of those. I was doing what they do.
And then I got the real question, what time do
you close? Katherine? So it would drive you mad every day?
You open right now?

Speaker 8 (35:48):
Oh yes, it's kind of like I'm just waiting for
people to call. You know, I'm just sitting here doing
nothing with an empty I was.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Going to ask you why were you known as the
switch witch? And we've answered the question.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yeah, I'm open.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Funny coming to Maya. Katherine, Thank you very much you call.
Might have a good day. Welcomee bye Joe, good morning.

Speaker 15 (36:10):
Good morning team, how are you.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
We're good Joe. So, Joe, what's your pet peeve at work?

Speaker 14 (36:15):
My pet peeve is like we need to get a
three box of chocolates for everyone to share, and then
somebody just takes a whole lot shoves with the bag.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Sh Caitlyn. Caitlyn does that. It takes a lot of
very light fingers.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah, we have a box of chocolates at reception and
they the good ones do go quickly and then like
the licorice.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Filled them out.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, Joe, thank you very much for your calls. Get
a Caroline now, goome on Caroline.

Speaker 13 (36:46):
Hi, how's everybody.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
We're good, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling us.
And what's your pet peeve at work?

Speaker 16 (36:52):
My pet peeve has always been uh in the fridge
when everyone leaves everything and it grows and becomes a
sign the experiment.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, it goes back to being okay, what's it called
the super spreaders of the spicy cough the rona?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
You're right there?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
And then and what happens is we get these angry
emails that go around, right, it's a radio station like
these dull emails going if you don't take your mank
young food out of the fridge by midnight, then he's
going to be throwing away.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
We're having a perch.

Speaker 10 (37:22):
Did that? We actually?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Did they do? They once a month, some dullass email?
All right, throw out them old march, just get on
with it. Warning people they've got a deadline until they're
going to lose their apple or old cold slaw in there?
All right? What's your pet peeple work? Thirteen fifty five,
twenty two, and no more about dirty cups and saucers
and culory in the sink.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I get it, Christian O'Connell show Go on podcast, we're
asking what's your pet peeve?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
At work today? On the show Meg McFarlane. Instead of
using the toilet paper on the holder, my colleague start
using one of the new rolls left by the cleaners.
Some days, Christian, there can be four rolls in use
and the one on the actual holder will be the
last to be used. Drives me bonkers. Pet peeve? Christian?

(38:12):
What about this one? The extended hello? When I arrive
and someone continuously asks you how you are? I reply
with good? Then they follow up with the as your mum, Dennis,
how you're done? How's your brother getting on? We are
not friends and you don't even know my parents or brother.
Why are you asking? All right? How we friendly with
human kindness? I know, Christian? My pet peeve is when

(38:35):
no one fills up the kettle after using it. Please
be kind rewind refilm.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
He still has a kettle at the workplace.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Listen, not everyone is working in showbiz. Where we get
that instant hot water tap? Miss relatable? You know?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Luckily?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I mean, one of the few luxuries we have here
is the instant hot water tap. But that is not everywhere.
I bet ninety nine percent of people listening right now
don't have the instant. It's a luxury though it's hot
water tap, it.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Gets hot enough.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I think you're right. No, no, no, I reckon it's
about eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
In fact, why don't we bring in thermometers tomorrow? That's
good measure and because then then go to the company
we have rights and go yeah you know why they
would do that. It might cost an extra two cents, yes,
a year to two one hundred. Oh, let's go old school.
Let's live like our poor o workplace listeners. You're right,
I'm doing kettles. Let's bring our own kettles in. Well,

(39:35):
we get our money's worth out of you.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
In my old workplace, that never worked. That that the
hot one, really one of the cold one. And yeah
it always broke.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Oh, I know every day. I think it's a it's
a great thing having that, especially because it's busy. You know,
when I run out there to get a cup of tea,
I haven't got time to let the old whistling kettle
got there for five.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
And you have has about eight cups of tea.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
A show is he's the eight to ten raise. It's
a constant chain.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
He has tea bags. This is not people think, Oh,
I'm making it up. He's so English. He has tea
bags dangling out of his pocket.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Even right now in front of me, my blank piece
of paper. I've got a load of one for ready
to go as soon as I get into the ads.
Now I go and have a little cheeky cup of tea,
have a wonder around the office. You'll go and ask people,
are the mummies as your dad, as your brother, your auntie?
Still got that cheeky cough. It's not clearing up anytime soon.
I love this, Thank you very much. All right, coming

(40:30):
up next then after I go and have my ninth
cup to the other day we are doing. What are
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and chance thirteen fifty five twenty two and a nextra
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Speaker 7 (40:52):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's time for this week.

Speaker 16 (40:57):
Believe it or not?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
What are the odds you gotta beshing me?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Like?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Were you a Sheryl who married on who wor was.

Speaker 7 (41:10):
With the Sheryl.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Who married a hun As.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Every Wednesday we look and celebrate for your stories about
coincidence and chance thirteen fifty five twenty two some of
our favorite ones.

Speaker 13 (41:24):
Last week in August nineteen ninety five, I was traveling
from Melbourne to Canada and had a stopover in Hawaii.
I met two gentlemen in Melbourne who I was seated
next on the plane.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
Then they got off at Hawaii. I continued on to Canada.
A couple of weeks later, I was coming back and
they were sitting on the floor at the airport in Hawaii.
And we're actually on the same flight back, so I'd
be asked to sit together. A week later, or was
at the Bulldog Geelong game at the MCG and they
were both seated in the seat in front of me.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
What a hell the odds? This is great?

Speaker 7 (41:56):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Is there anyone who's not on that list that Alex
read out of Perspective New Coaches for the D's I
heard your name at the end, Producer, Caitlin, Uncle Bob, Auntie, Jemima, Toadfish,
They're all on there, very close. It's a long list. Christian,
I work in a cafe. Your moaning about the temperature
with your instant hot water tap, saying it's not a

(42:20):
one hundred degrees eighty degrees is the perfect temperature for coffee.
Any hotter it burns the beans.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Ah, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I think this is I think this is fake news.
This is from Sue the boss or our chief financial officer.
I don't think your male. I'm not falling for that one.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Male.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I know I was told that to extract full flavor
from tea, you need one hundred degrees and I one
full flavor. And that's what you'll get from this breakfast share.
We are not tepid. We are f f full flavor.
All right. What are the odds? What about a canine?
Want to get us going?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Please?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Wolf Wolf? Okay, this comes from Susan Christian. I got
my dog from a breeder in Tazzy. One day. She
mentioned that one of my boys siblings had also come
to Victoria to a family out Coldstreamway. The guy apparently
used to work at the brewery but had since retired.
She gave me his name. I thought about calling, but
never got around to it. Then one day at work

(43:20):
I got the spidery sense I had to ring the
brewery today. No idea who was going to answer, but
I had to make the call. I rang them and
I said, hear me how I know this sounds weird,
but I have to ring. I have a Burmese dog
and the guy used to manage the brewery apparently had
one too. Before I keep even get any further, this
guy at the other ring goes, I don't even know

(43:40):
his name. Do you mean Rob? He's sitting here at
the bar. I'll put you on question. What the actual
gives me? The goosebumps, full flavored story ff susan beautiful.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
Dogs two days?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
What a story?

Speaker 14 (44:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Anymore caneine ones or cat ones, parakeets? Maybe a sub
one over the next color weeks of animal All right,
So we got here, We got the calls and stories
lined up. Naomi, good morning, oh.

Speaker 15 (44:13):
Hello, hello. I love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Bless you, Thank you very much for joining us, and
listen to the show. Now, what are the odds?

Speaker 15 (44:20):
My name is Miami, Dennis our daughter to the school,
probably a new right and a girl and my friend
and her name was Miamis.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Wow, that is pretty special. The old Nami Bennett Move Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis,
I think it's Bennis. Is it Bennis with a B?
Dennis with a D for Dennis, be careful. This game
could really get our hand. Actually radio when accidentally rode Tomie,

(45:04):
thank you very much.

Speaker 15 (45:05):
You call love.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
The old n let us. Sometimes I do this game
my wife, Well, I deliberately pretend to misunderstand. Should be
telling me Baron, no, Sharon, shoul carry on. I went, sorry, Darren,
then you go what are you sleeping? And later on ago, Karen,
and then you go, okay, oh the hours in our

(45:30):
marriage it really hot up, and then we make wild love.
That's how we do it.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Sharon, Darren, who are you right now?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Keeping going? Griz? I like it? No, it's too much.
Not on the school run radio when accidentally rogue know me, Dennis,
get it right Rio. Cindy, Hello, Lindy, welcome to the show.
Feel free to run with it today. Cindy, welcome to
the show. What are the adds?

Speaker 14 (45:55):
Okay, So I had a childhood best friend that ended up.
We met because we had school bag, which was really
weird because it was like a special edition sort of
billibou one. Anyway, we found out that our parents had
exactly the same name, we lived the same number of
a different street. Two of our brothers had the same birthday,

(46:17):
and when we got older we kind of lost touch.

Speaker 15 (46:20):
Scott in contact him.

Speaker 14 (46:22):
And found out that two of our kids were born
on the sack the same birthday, and we were married
on the same day and the same years.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Only were soul sisters kind of constantly aligned.

Speaker 14 (46:32):
Yeah, and we're still friends.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Oh what a lovely story, Cindy.

Speaker 14 (46:39):
Sorry, someone's just beating him.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
No, no, no, that could be important. That could be
important if you're blocking a drive for our lame way.

Speaker 14 (46:46):
We were born one month apart as well.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
Wow, same day.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
We've lost it, but there, it was great up until
that the moment he got beat We should have hung
up there. But I love it, Cindy, Well done, Thank
you very much. We're going to take a break. We'll
come back with moreal stories for what are the odds?

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Christian O'Connell shaw go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Right now, last chance for your stories? What are the odds?
Stories of coincidence and chance. Kate, good morning, welcome to
the show.

Speaker 10 (47:17):
Good morning. What are the odds? I had an iPad
stolen from my home? Months and months later, I get
a phone call the police have identified my iPad. One
of the police officers recognized photos from my brother's wedding.
He'd been to primary school with him, knew the family,

(47:39):
and contacted my mom.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
For once, all those thousands of photos that just live
on our lay clouds actually come in useful. What a
great kind of Sherlock Holmes, a modern day Charlotte Scroll
scroll Terry. Wow, what a great story, Kate.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Do you live in a small country town where everyone
knows everyone?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
No?

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Wow, even more phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I was pretty phenomenal already, Kate. Thank you. How Patsy's upgraded? Kate,
thank you very much your story.

Speaker 10 (48:22):
I have a good day, You have a great day.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
By one morning, we got something one more. Tina, it's you.
Good morning, Tina, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 10 (48:32):
Hello, How are you?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
What are the odds? Tinos, what are the odds? You
got it? Baby?

Speaker 16 (48:39):
So I'm adopted and I was also studying teaching. I
got my original birth certificate when I was eighteen, and
when I was twenty two. On my teaching rounds, I
noticed that my supervising teacher had the same surname as

(48:59):
my surname on my original birth certificate when I was born.
So I asked her, do you happen to know such
and such? And she said, oh, my god, that's my
you know whatever and my auntie and yeah, we found
out that we were actually biological cousins.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Oh, my'sredible.

Speaker 16 (49:22):
Yeah, yes, so I still I'm still in touch with her,
still in touch with my biolot. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Wow, what a beautiful story.

Speaker 16 (49:30):
Yeah, it was incredible. It was a fantastic placement.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, And is that funny sometimes that don't for these
stories that are coincidence and chants? And yet are they
because something like that that puts you to together one
If it's that's something bigger, that's an amazing story today.

Speaker 13 (49:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Are you from a town where everyone knows each other's night? No,
I was just asking for a friend and what I
work with, because you know, it doesn't get any bigger.
But it's from town with you and a donkey, you know,
that's the holy grail that we look for every week
on this Tina, awesome story. Thank you very much, recording.

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Have a great day, thanksful lot, Bye.

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(50:31):
Lazy Day. Get a takeaway, laze it up on a
Wednesday yourself.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Top five countries that have the earliest average waking up
time Not really relevant. If they were late getting out
of bed, there's to be on the money.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Why are they're just lying around lazing around and not
getting to work.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
No, but the earliest average waking up times, says to
me early bird, catch the word. These people are working hard.
Oh it should be yeah, ye should Yeah. Now you
get these juices, I go, yeah, it's not really not
moving the same way as me and the train. We've
spoken about this before.

Speaker 12 (51:10):
Yeah, I'm going to say Japan because they go to
school like six days awake and stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
There don't they?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Full long?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Yeah, just like listen, I've learned, I've learnt the hard way.
Just go along with it and then we can correct it.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
They do.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Otherwise you get another minute.

Speaker 12 (51:29):
No no, no, that least is supposed to be the
latest wake up times?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Are you kidding me? Why does it say the earliest?

Speaker 5 (51:37):
I wrote earliest instead of latest. That's my bad.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
So now we're going to latest.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yes, all right, So now it's time to make a
casual racism where we talk about lazy Europeans, do we? Yeah?
Why not? Because that's why when I saw Spain at
number one, having been there a few times, they ain't
getting out Jose is not getting out of bed early.
You know that they have another sleep about three hours
later to three hours work. Then I go home to Mama.

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Spain is at number one, Brazila's at number five. Of
course the French hiding in bed, aren't they hiding our
third Italy?

Speaker 7 (52:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
At two it's the Greeks.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
Yeah, European.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I haven't built anything in years. It's a colosseum. Come on,
that was years ago. You need some new gear, grease,
build something you out there. It's till crumbly old buildings,
too long, having those eight hour lunches you have, and.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
None of them have a space program.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Well did you see what you want to flex about?
Australia's it fell over after fourteen seconds? Don't you remember
it didn't get off the ground.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Oh well next time.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
All right, we're looking for your lazy bands. Rush are
a big, big, big rock band from the seventies. Don't Rush. Okay, okay,
Freddy's sleeping in, that's right in a queen sized bed.
Wake up, Freddy. We've got to be a show size.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
It's a lazy band.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Queen something lazy. Jefferson Airbnb, Jefferson Airplane, AIRBM Gold Coacher
were great, weren't they? Yes? Yeah, not these days a
bit lazy, haven't they? Yeah? Coachy bed.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Should have said that with more confidence.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I was scared that this ain't that funny. Actually, mix
a lots really slacked off these days. He's mix a bit. No,
he's a shocking you're good on there?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Does it feel like a gold?

Speaker 4 (53:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I mean there's does it feel like a gold?

Speaker 5 (53:36):
He wouldn't been Patty sort of put me off.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
All right. You know, Patsy loves another Patsy Patsy Kleine,
she's chilling out, Patsy reclined, Patsy reclined topical. Did you
hear Patsy Kline on the Hot one hundred? Can't believe
she was at number three?

Speaker 3 (53:53):
A Who's that?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Then it was Pat ben Rio, Who have you got
that lazy.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Man's I've got a lazy wrapper here.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, it's Slackle Moore's silver.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Plus Mariah Carey is a bit of a DV Yeah,
oh yeah, big time, Mariah, carry me. I don't want
to use my bloody. And who's relaxing up in heaven?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
He's a veraxing. There's other kids say, is it your
generation called it relaxing?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
It's dozy yoursborn.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
That's really just a spell.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
A great buried the poor man.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Old mates having a poppet Dick Van Dyke, This show
is out of control. Radio unrode guys, un rogue. Anyway,
while we're looking for your silver, we're looking for your
lazy man stem which is then the show. Now, I
just got a little bit Craig Creed the last twenty minutes.
You know, I blame Miami Dennis. They show him in

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Speaker 5 (55:33):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
TARDYB a little bit late, Missy.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Tidy B and Patsy Klein in the same Wow, wait
for church God.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
We're looking for your lazy bands. Radio Bed Silver Inert, Cobaine,
Oh clever, Yeah, plus Remissy Higgins choice it remissive me.
This means an error, doesn't it? All right? Yeah? Maroon
number four five, Adam Lazy Levine, Maroon not before five. Emma,

(56:04):
that's very good. Johnny Cash. He's not bothering that cash anymore.
Johnny Tapping, go No, Jim meet Loafer, just loafing around. Matthew,
well done. Hunters and Click and Collectors take about Triplet.

(56:25):
That is very very good. One of the best ones
of the week. Jess Fareaus, well done. Billy Bone idols,
how man your dad goes? They come on, Billy Bone idols, Silvers,
Tired Maiden not Iron Maiden, Bruns. J Loo's getting lazy, Yeah,
more like you know, it's rare we get three bronzes

(56:48):
in a row. What's going on? They're too lazy, they're
living it true lazy. Not akadaka, but akasaka. That's very good.
That's more like a not adele Idell. All right, who's
the best in show?

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Rio and just clicking collectors.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Joe, well down, Jess, We're back tomorrow. Have a great date.

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