FULL: Punching Below My Weight

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Got anything good?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, Alex morning, and good morning the freshly Moved
in Rio.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Thank you, good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
How is the move over the weekends? I mean we're
we move next week. It is moving? Is stressful?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
The Thursday night packing up all our stuff for Friday's
big move was probably the most stressful. Friday though the
move went pretty well. We talked about On Friday. I
had some gay removalists come. They were a gay removalist company,
and you know what, they did an incredible job.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
They were so so many guys were their rios. So
what you got is it a two to three man operation?
How does it work?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Because I still haven't hired a removal company yet, I'm
in the market.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Yes, hey, two men, that's all we needed and a
V They were very friendly. They were very they're very
fast walkers. Gay men are probably the fastest walkers known
to men.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
What let's put that to the test.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'd go up against any gay guy and I reckon
I could beat them over one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
No, no, no, no, because they've got that hip movement,
that hip straight I.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Think I don't think you're happing gay causes. I think
you're setting it back about thirty years. They've got that
hip movement. That's how gays used to look on old
sitcoms where they come sasheing in Hell.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
I've just moved in next door.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
My name's Gay Terry. I'm a hairdresser.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
My partner works on the airlines.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Is it Tronie Donny.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
If you ever get overtaken on the street on the footpath,
I bet you it's a gay man.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Zoom right past you.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Sore already going in early with extreme opinions this week.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Naturally, that lends themselves to being great removalists.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
No breakages, no, no breakages, very friendly, very few.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
They helped us as we're unpacking, like, oh, that might
look nice there, that'll go there.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
They had some tips about the feng shway in where
we should put the mirror and that kind of thing,
which we didn't know about.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
So sorry, but where were you going to put the mirror?

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Actually had the mirror right in the hallway on the
side and.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
What they say, put it above the bed. See that
hip action in full flood right that way.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
It looks like there's four people in this bed.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
So glad to come back from that and.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Don't feel the knee too. You know, I'm worried about
where this could go.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
They were lovely Queer move their cord. Can't recommend them.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
You've given them a review?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
No, I haven't yet, but those online.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Reviews really matted to businesses that make a big difference.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, No, they were brilliant. They called Queer Move.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
I think they're based in the North, but they do
all over Melbourne and they were just they made it.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
And also you call them there there within a couple
of seconds because of course that hit movement movement and
they're quicker than cheatas.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
The Christian o'connall show podcast.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Now on Friday show.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh boy, I mean we must have had to rub
his tummy about eighteen times old Daytime TV Alex Karen,
you would have thought he was he was turning thirteen.
It was Alex's birthday Friday, and didn't we have to
know about it? He told us face to face on Thursday.
He emailed us all I'm not making any of this up.
He emailed us all Thursday night in a chain email, saying,

(03:43):
tomorrow's my birthday. Your wife, Bonnie, I've just found out,
texted Rio.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yes, just to make sure she says she's loving just.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
This means And obviously once poor little Alex, everyone forgot.
And so next year, let's make a point to just
ignore it, to see what happens. That can happen, That
can happen now it's going to happen next year. I
just want to be there to see what happens as
we aggressively ignore it. Text of the Bonnie Bank going

(04:14):
is it one off thing time? Alex?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
How was it in all systs?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (04:18):
What did you do? What did you do? Did kids
spoil you?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
They did?

Speaker 8 (04:21):
I didn't actually done that, by the way, texted rehabit anyway, How.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Did you get old of his number? And make sure
you got to read it back to me? Please?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
It was a wonderful, wonderful day.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
I had the best cake I think I have ever
had in my life. It came from South Melbourne Market.
It was this multi layered, most incredible mudcake. It had
like tin tans on the top. It had like chocolate
coated almonds. It was just this monstrosity of a cake
and it was so unbelievably good.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Oh, they sound so decadent. A proper cake. It great
word decadent.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And it was birthday cake should be definitely.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
And so and you know what.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
One of the highlights was we were going to do
lunch Bonnie and I and we're going to go to
this Vietnamese place in Albert Park. And she was like,
I can't come, I'm too snowed under with work. I
was like, you know what, I'm just going to go
by myself. So I sat there on the street, on
the street, on the street.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
But it was kind of lovely.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
I was on my own.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I could enjoy my meal.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
There were no interruptions, which is a rare thing for parents.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Anyone else seen this is a sad scene. Signed a
little tiny, because we in these places always tiny one corridor,
aren't They just sat there going And you definitely texted
all everyone at work say I'm here at this restaurant
and one between one and.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Four, and no one responded. Is it a table for
all your friends?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
And tables for one to stand out in the street.
And it was one of those places that doesn't serve wine.
I was hoping to get a glass, do.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
You know what, I just have a solo actually to
go with that.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Fun the birthday far but it.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Was lovely and then the kids.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
I picked the kids up from school and we had
a of the a dinner at a local pub, and
just to be around family. It's been a big year
for us. It started started out well, very interesting start
of the year, and it's it's ending.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Quite a way being fucked.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yes, I hope if I ever get fired, they go
how interesting? I try to be positive.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's interesting. We're going to pay the mortgage now and
put the kiss through university.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
This is a conundrum.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
This is we're going to pick up our lives and
move them south to Melbourne. But look, it's ending a
lot better than it's started. As all I'll say so,
it was just a wonderful time for family and and
and that's that's what it's all about. Just have them
around me on my special day forty five.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Getting on, how do you how did you feel been
in the mid forties? Interesting?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I'll say that again.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Interesting they don't.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
They're not as fun anymore, I'll be honest.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
Well they are, but they sort of get a bit.
I guess I don't know dated that this of like, oh,
I know the birthday, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Riding on these flipping birthdays.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
But I'm right in the mid forties now, like right
in there, forty five. And we went to a rippon
Lay estate on Saturday. That's nice, which was really lovely.
But I thought, geez, we're getting old, don't we are
we we were the younger.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Day starts changing. Suddenly you feel DNA. He starts opening up.
That's been activated. Now in your mid forties, where you
suddenly appreciate a stately home. Suddenly Downton Abbey is mild poorn.
Oh my god, is Lord Cranley going to get those
breeches off. We're just wandering around. This is state admiring

(07:47):
the architecture.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, you're officially middle aged.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Would you appreciate when you actually look up for your
phone and you start looking at sort of columns and
the way a woman's a woman. You start looking up
for a woman and the way that she's arranged, And
I say to myself, how interesting.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
It's the first day of winter in the Motherland.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
But I'm looking at the weather today and I don't
know whether I'm in England Australia.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Top of fifteen. Come on, what summer here?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Summer horder Melbourne? Come on, Patsy, what's the forecast for
this week? Mate?

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Is it like this?

Speaker 9 (08:24):
We are going to get sun. In fact, we're going
to get a top of twenty eight on Wednesday. It'll
be short lived and we go back to grosscars. So
we just get one day, just one day of spring.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Wow, let's use it, YC team. Let's just show outside
used to get really hot and obviously in England that
was like pushing up nineteen degrees and twenty degrees. We
were allowed to go and do the lesson outside.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
Yeah, we used to do that in the summer. It's
too hot, no air conditioning, everyone under the tree?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Well yeah yeah no please, we'd be going please there,
it's too hot in here, and he'd be like tapping
the thermometer the mercury, going okay, it is almost twenty one,
and then we go tearing out to go and sit
under a tree and have some boring lesson. There you
gained again something, So Alex AFLW Grand Final you were there,
Oh Mack, you were watching it.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Awesome grand Final.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
Unbelievable, the first team to go back to back in
the competition's history. Isn't it was an incredible game. My
heart is full. And the reason I say that is
because where these women have come from, how hard they've
had to work to get their names and this game
up in lights for the aflw and just talking to
some of the veterans, like w Lee, the only woman
in the Australian Football Hall of Fame, what she's had

(09:40):
to go through, one of the real pioneers, and just
the smile on her face. She was beaming because she
was just looking out onto this ground, seeing what this
game has become, seeing how popular it is now.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
It was all sold out, wasn't it.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
It was sold out twelve and a half thousand people
at Icon Park and the rain stayed away, which was
really lovely, and the feeling was just so much respect
and pride and joy and happiness. And I love that
my girls they watched it all at home on TV.
I love that my girls now normalize going and playing
at the highest level in any sport and many sports
like you got cricket, AFL football with the Matilda's as well,

(10:15):
so really really great weekend and a really fantastic night
for the for the mighty North Melbourn Kangaroos.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
I'm talking about streaks and sport right there. I'm beaten
in two seasons.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
Yeah, twenty seven games straight.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's incredible, unbelievable.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
They was looking a bit shaky against the demons and
the prelim last weekend, but they came through so really
really good effort. It's it's not easy doing that.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
So they beat the d's. I'm imagine it was the
men's team.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Well they probably could have beaten.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
They were to have a word with the d's.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
You know, it was funny. My daughter orders, she goes, daddy,
why do the king? Why do the kangaroos women always
win but the boys don't?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Where'd you even begin with that one?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
That's like a ted talk? Yeah, and it's a great question.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I saw pictures of Clarko in the crowds. Obviously he
was trying to work out way and meets the ones
in the middle, moved all forward on all good intel.
This how interesting now, Caitlin, I know you were watching
as well.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Did you enjoy the game? Just some friends around?

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Yes, I had all the girls around.

Speaker 11 (11:22):
We always have a party for the afl W Grand
Finnel great. Yeah, and so we had six of our
girlfriends over. We had some chicken euros.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Chardi party or too early for the Chardi still with
the weather, you're not migrated to shady yet.

Speaker 11 (11:36):
Well, we actually we had our Christmas party on the
Friday night and I had a few too many there,
surprised me.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I mean I took that as rest. One of my
daughters actually once said to me, Caitlin likes to drink
a lot. I do love, she said, just based on
her Instagram account, there's not a photo right with you,
not an empty glass holding a bottle.

Speaker 11 (12:07):
Actually, I only noticed that the last post I put
on my Instagram.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
Every single photo I had.

Speaker 11 (12:12):
Had a wine in my hand, and.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
It's like his an Instagram account for a wine influencer.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
I would love to be so happy to.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Be a wine influencer, an official one. It'd be just
nice to make it official.

Speaker 11 (12:28):
So yes, I actually still did have some chiras on
Saturday night and had all the girls around, and we
were chatting around the table because we had some hot
chips there, and they said you cannot have hot chips
without sauce, and I said still no, absolutely you can.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
No, I agree with you. Sauce it makes them more
soggy and sloppy.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Anywhoy, No, no, the sauce is the star.

Speaker 11 (12:50):
This was the biggest discussion we had all night. It
went I swear to God for an hour.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I claimed that must have been.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
If you couple, then I missed that party. Wow, yeah,
the debate party.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Round the table. They're watching that grand phone as well.
That's what i'nger who watches it round table? Unless you're
on Fox Sports, like doing the panel of you at
half time? Hey gows, why don't we take it up
a not Let's move the kitchen table in front of
the young TV.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Imagine that we're.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
On Fox Sports for first, let's getting some hard talk.
Can we get into a hard talk about chips, hot chips,
sauce or they're just boring without the sauce?

Speaker 11 (13:30):
No, no, no, But when you have KC chips on
McDonald's chips, do you have it with sauce?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Question?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Rex, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
When I have Maca's chips, I'll always make sure I
get the little thing that's an open yes otherwise, so
we'll just trying to saltin songs.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
No, it's this simplicity of the salt. That's all you need.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
You're sort of ruining it where you isn't a sauce.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
Oil is and that's what it's cooked.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh yeah, we all know that well known condiment where
we go in wrestaurants.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Excuse me, can you with some oil just if you've
got any w D fourty in the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
But my chips, I know I couldn't anything worse. The
sauce is the start. When you are brown sauce, red sauce, Yes.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
The best absolutely not not required.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, because the way that everyone you know has its
hot chips is you you grab a hand from that
pincer movements the universe way. No one doesn't do it
like that, and then you you dunk it into the
ketchup and so then as you're shoveling in your piehole,
the first thing the mouth meets and gets excited by
is that, oh is the Tommy sauce is a ketchup

(14:47):
lead with power of the ketchup. And then you go, yeah, chips,
you can come on in.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
Well, you know what we are leaving out though the
power of chicken salt.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's a good point that it's I never had it
before until I moved here. It's not a thing in
the UK. Yeah, it's essential when you cover to here
it stamps some chicken salt. Yeah, where do you stand
on the sauce debate, Alex, I.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Can go without.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
I don't mind if I've got chicken sauce.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'm happy.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's a classy man, sophisticated.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
As you shout out. Friday is a simple man.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
I'm taking you this long to realize that.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
The Christian o'connal show podcast.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
On hot chips, I just presume it's sauce. Producer Caitlin
is saying, no sauce. The sauce is the dish. The
sauce is the staff Christian out of the pulp fiction debate.
Mayonnaise and hot chipsy and mayonnaise is great on hot chips.
Even butter sauce on chips. In my time in the
UK is chips and curry sauce. It's the best. Yeah,

(15:51):
I miss that. If anyone knows we can get hold
of that in Melbourne. Please, salt of vinegar with hand
cut chips is all you need. No sauce. That's obviously
someone who's in prison right now. Also, hand cut chips
is cutting your chips robots. Hey, I taking over the
jobs and the guys that cut the chips and the
factory and cut them.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Christian, if it needs sauce, it's to taste good.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's not very nice. No, come on, who is Lauren?
Chips and vinegar? And if I'm a plate, you've got
to use a fork. That's some Lauren. And where you well,
well you've got forks there now really opening up there
that silicon value. You've got.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Sauce.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
If it's there, I'll have it. It's not a requirement.
Strong words from Nathan Gravy. On the other hand, Christian, Yes,
and you know, I mean thinking about launching. You know,
you've got all these sort of high energy drinks. I'll
be thinking about launching my own one. But it's more
of a low energy one. And basically we'd just be gravy.

(16:53):
You can drink it throughout the day if you're just
filling a bit too frantic just to ease off with
the energy and a caffeination, it's just a kind of grave.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
If you're really full and stodgy and.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
With it, yeah, that's it, and you fire up about
three in the our to me. Yeah, yeah, you just
want to doze off at your desk. Dear mister o Connor, Please,
we don't meet for manatees. It can be in debate.
Hot poternito chips. Must have source, some sort of source
is an absolute requirement. Happy Monday, kinme regards Aaron. All right,

(17:25):
time now for the Monday game, which is I give
the team a word, first person to sing me back
a song with that word in it. Are you ready? Players,
let's do it? Let's ready? Player one?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Ready, Player two? Ready?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Player three?

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yes, you've never done this before? Was checked. I was
actually impressed.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
I love the pating you she was.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Player one thought.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
And an old heard a gap and he went for
number two. Rio you snooze, you lose. You have made
on my gravy juice of you. It's not a breakfast thing.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
That's the brutal world at breakfast radio.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
You got to claim it. Ye, seize the fl that's
the pat story comes out next year. All right, Player one,
two and three already, yes, yes, okay, I give you
the word.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
You sing the song back to me?

Speaker 12 (18:18):
Home three Home Malabama.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Pot Keys is on it today. Well donklocky, Uh Soul.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
I don't want another pretty face.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
I don't want just any what oh if you put
it in me way, if you play the song while
I'm singing, I'm not going to sound good.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
But now it's better actually, because actually the game isn't
you singing? Can we get to the actual song to better?

Speaker 5 (18:49):
I thought that someone might go with Hey, Soul's sister.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Train Max Boks twenty. Well, my mister mister on the radio.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Who's that creed? He always sounds like you're trying to
force out a poo locked up.

Speaker 9 (19:15):
Needs I need you tonight?

Speaker 5 (19:18):
What it sounded like a season ending of Stranger Things.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
In excess?

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Oh my y, it was like it was a karaoke
Penny Wise, Patsy Wise, I need you to.

Speaker 9 (19:43):
Watching you shine, Shining, shining?

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
How it sounds like we've stuck between two radio stations.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Hell was that song?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well? No, there was Rhianna. Yeah, you haven't got that
one from ANX. I'm not sure what Patsy was doing.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
I know it was huge.

Speaker 9 (20:02):
We've been through down this road before.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Yes, sorry, pats Yes, yeah, you're right, you're right. It's
a well known song. Yes, and other word that Patsy
just shut me down.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
There.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
We've been through this. We've been down this road before.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Beat.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Danced.

Speaker 10 (20:22):
I want to get in heat somewhere.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Now it's forty five, a little bit slower with some
of these clips now peaked. Turdy didn't he hot keys
up all night. Were crying into his pillow is Oscopias
Street pillow.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Very upset. He slipped on the third place, Heaven.

Speaker 9 (20:43):
Heaven must be there. Oh, it's just got to be there.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I thought you would have gone with I mean belly
a day. This place doesn't crank out. Heaven is a
place on earth. Heaven is a song on Gold you
will hear every five hours banger, lock you on hot keys,
and none of went for that one. He's f one fan.

(21:11):
He's always tired on a Monday. If you notice hockeys star.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Twinkle twin Banger, I'm played on Gold enough.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Maybe at nighttime this station four mums and dance just
from like it's seven to eight, should go for nursery.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Run bangers.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Would be huge Mums and dance, sing and all over Australia.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
True, this much is spanned out. They used to call
these slowies.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
It sounds like a no no slowies were that moment
of school disco where it's your chance to dance. It's
somebody special, Yeah, it's some of the and the d
J would go, it's normally one of the teachers. I
think it's our biology teacher somehow appropriate would go and
now three slow songs back to back, and then women

(22:16):
and young young women and young men would all sort
of go that a canyon would open up. The biggest
gap in the world was that canyon. All the all
the boys would be on one side of the sports hall,
the girls on the other one, crossing that bridge, crossing
that void. Those were the that's the hero's journey. The
hero's really walking over there to either be rejected or

(22:38):
to get a dance. That's the stuff of life there, guys.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
All right, I'll be honest. There's my idea. This was
a mistake.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
This is not firing up anyone, even though I was
starting to just zone out from my own radio show.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
This is not a morning song.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
If you if you just tuned in, you either think
horror you've actually listened to smooth, or someone's died and
hopees and prayers are with the family. Now here's Spandau
Ballet and true. You know what we need after seven
o'clock news. We need a Monday banger. Okay, we need
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(23:21):
in right now. We've got to balance that out. Okay,
we've got to cleanse the show. We've got to clear
out the system. I need a big banger to come
hard out of the seven o'clock after the news, the
sport because it loves a bit with those two and
then I got a rerun it back up. So text
in now, big Monday song four seven five, three, one
oh four three.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Now, this is exciting. We're into the last ten.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Shows of the year with you guys, and we have
big prizes every single day thanks to Ian s and
higher where every day this week big prizes and next
week I'm Grady kitchen, bathroom and laundry before the festive season,
big prizes every single day.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
As I just need to check the satellite.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
We're doing this after seven o'clock, but I just need
to check the satellite technology right now that actually is
in position to go live to the North Pole where
your friend, our friend, Santa's Bogan brother Barry Klaus should
be there, Barry. Hello, Hello, Well you're down you're down

(24:22):
a mine shaft or something, or down a lift. Good
a Christian, I can the Saturnye kind of working, kind
of working. And it's been a year.

Speaker 10 (24:33):
It's been way too long, Christian.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
We've been working our bloody butts off over here at
the grotto.

Speaker 10 (24:38):
We've got time for you though.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
We're having a smokeo and I got plenty of great stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
To give away now, a lot of listeners. Last year
we're worried that it was stolen stuff. This is all
the git. You've got the warranties, you know. Obviously you're
working at Rob's main warehouse, which is uh we didn't
think they's through a bit for some reason, is now
relocated to the North Pole.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Well that's just cost savings for you, Christian, you.

Speaker 10 (25:03):
Know what's life.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Well that's because in s won't be beaten on price.
How do they make those savings? They outsourced that house
the North Pole.

Speaker 10 (25:09):
Sheep lavor out of here at them and.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Then they get the elves to drive over, don't they
the old ice road truckers.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
Yes, exactly exactly. You got it. You've got our business
model down pack.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
But yes, no stolen goods or genuine higher fridges, wine fridges,
white goods ready to go.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Great, And what are we giving away after seven o'clot
this morning?

Speaker 5 (25:31):
What have you got off the racks?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
What have you got?

Speaker 6 (25:34):
This one is a big teammate higher six hundred and
one liters black quad door fridge value up to three thousand,
four hundred Aussie dollars.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Wow, were yeah, because as concerned you were going to
go back to Tye Bark.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
We had a few problems last time, didn't we.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Yes, the conversion rate is actually better, so.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
We're doing it all in Aussie dollars.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
This is good any mate, Thank you very much? Barring greens.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Did I hear right? The satellite just cut out there?
Did you say it had two doors?

Speaker 10 (26:02):
Christian? Double that war doors?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Four doors?

Speaker 6 (26:06):
You got quady top left, top, right, bottom, bottom right?

Speaker 7 (26:10):
God?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
What is this a game show? All right? This is amazing?
Wow wee? So what you've got double doors for the freezer?

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Yes, you've got two freezer doors, so you could have
one for say, snacks, frozen pizzas, ritzoles, et cetera. Are
the ones your vodka?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're solving problems here
actually because often I don't know when to put my vodka,
which I've never dropped from, and I'm or my my
frozen wristles.

Speaker 10 (26:39):
You got to keep him separate.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
That's why you're right, You're right, you're right. Come for
the coody, but stay for the wristoles. I always say,
all right, we're giving it way in five minutes time
you finish off that Smoco Barry.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
Clause and we're hook back up in five there, mate.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, all.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Right, every single day this week and next week as well.
We're into last ten shows of the year, ten shows
of Christmas, and every single show over the next two
weeks thanks to ens and higher, huge big prices. As
every morning we go live via satellite three D technology
to the North Pole and our friend there now working
for Robert Eanes Barry Klaus, Let's play his song.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
Fair Recourses come in a town. Fair recourses come.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
In to test making a list of struppers with gifts
like washers.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
And dries and a bloody beef fridge. Fair reclauses come
in a town. Stop it at the pub of the Crown.
Barry Courses coming to tes.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
The satellite which starts in the last year. You don't
need a lot of those in radio production these days.
The old classic, good old belch. All right, the satellite
is in position. We can go live to the North
Pole there where Barry yours is Santa's Bogan brother. Barry,
you there.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
Get a cover? How are how good? That song? That's
a bloody ripper.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
That is a great one.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, And so how was your weekend?

Speaker 10 (28:19):
What were you up to or had a bit of
a big one?

Speaker 6 (28:21):
We had the Ears Christmas party over the weekend, so
you know, Rob puts on a hell of a bash.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
So, yeah, he goes hard, doesn't he goes? Certainly, those
those white teeth don't look so white anymore.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Sheer has lips, they called him, don't they.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
That's his nickname around the office.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
And he puts a wig on, doesn't he?

Speaker 10 (28:45):
Yes, he does.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
He does that big old mullet wig on and gives
it the big one. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (28:50):
Yeah, he comes with warrick capital as he still he goes.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
And what do we get now? This fridge? Tell us
about it again, the big fridge that we're giving away today, Barry.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Oh, this is a beauty Christian. It's the higher six
hundred and one Leader black cord Or fridge that's valued
up to three thousand.

Speaker 10 (29:11):
Three hundred and ninety nine buccaroos.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Wow, we four doors to quaddy and six hundred and
one liters.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Yeah, six hundred and one. Last year we were into
the five hundreds. This year we boosted it up six hundred.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Well we've really gone higher.

Speaker 10 (29:25):
Oh, very very good.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Thank you. And you've got this fridge, haven't you.

Speaker 10 (29:29):
Yeah, I've got this one at home. It is a
ripper obviously, it's more.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
Of a sort of an entertaining fridge. I've got big
on the old vegetables.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
So no veggies, no so, no lebonese cucumbers.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
No, no cucumbers, no capsics, no stone fruits.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
That's in there, you know, because there's a six hundred
and one liter.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
What's in there?

Speaker 6 (29:51):
There's so much based Top left, I've got four x's.
Bottom right, I've got so top right, I've got bundy rum.
And then obviously, like I said before, bottom left, freezer,
rissolesure right. And then when i've got you know, a
special someone coming over.

Speaker 10 (30:04):
I've got some vodka cold. They love it when it's cold.
D over some ice, a bit of a tonic line.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
What oh wow?

Speaker 5 (30:13):
We like chanting to Gordon Ramsey of the Fridge World.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, chef's case, all right, so Corning, now give me
the quady. Why do you need a beautiful big you
want to upgrade? Maybe we've only got a two door
or sadly like me, a three door. Imagine a new
you for twenty six with a four door fridge. That's right,
A quad life is calling you. Score lines are open now.

(30:41):
The quady line is open now. Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Barry,
you are going to stay there?

Speaker 7 (30:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (30:48):
I got fifteen more minutes for you.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Okay, then what you're doing?

Speaker 10 (30:52):
I gotta get back to work.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Oh of course he cracks that whipped in the old rock.

Speaker 10 (30:56):
He does, he does, He's back on it.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yes, So he's not flashing those teeth like that. They're
more like Snarley, aren't they? Go with it? You elves.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I've heard him the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
So many calls on Friday. I didn't know so many
of you have been extras. So if you've been an
extra in anything, please share your story with us.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Four seven five three one oh four three right now.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Then in the last ten shows of the year, Big
Price is thanks to Ians and higher. I'll grade to
your kitchen, Batham and Launchry before the festive season. Welcome
to the ten Days of ian esmus Let's play the
anthem fare.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
Reclauses come in at down Fair. Recauses come in to.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Test making a list of truckers with gifts.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Like washers and rise at a bloody beeg fridge. Reclauses
come in at tesn stop it at the pub on
the Crown.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Barry Coaus is coming.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
To test.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Now.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
The satellite is stall links up high in the sky.
The Starling kids ready ill or Musk is supervising it all.
Barry Clause are you there? The North Pole then made
how the hell are you? I'm still good Christian? How
did Santa's brother Barry can Ossie accent well Shane in Sydney. Actually,

(32:20):
Barry and are working on a screenplay right now. We
are in talks with Marvel about the whole Barry Class
multi first so hopefully on your screens next year. It's
going to be big year for the show next year.

Speaker 10 (32:34):
I thought they had a very strict NDA on that
Christian I've.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Said too much. I've set too much. Lucky I didn't
mention the musical. Oh I said too much as well.
But Kate Sobrano is going to be Barry Claus's girlfriend.
But anyway, we're still a lots of sort of a
lot of irons and fire at the moment, Barry, what
are we giving away this morning?

Speaker 6 (32:53):
We've got a beautiful higher six hundred and one leader
black cord door fridge valued up to three three hundred
and ninety nine bucks.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Has he got two adjustable temperature areas within the fridge
and freezer?

Speaker 10 (33:04):
You better does.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
It's even got purer ice touched by fridge air or
odors absolute ice technology.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Now the fridge I've got the moment is just single
zone air.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
What's this? Baby?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
God?

Speaker 6 (33:19):
You must be living in nineteen sixty five, Christian, Yeah,
I must be.

Speaker 10 (33:24):
This says multi zone air.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Watch here so it evenly circulates cool air to every
corner of a fridge top left, top right, bottom left,
bottom right.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
And next you'll be telling me it's got filtered water
and ice, both available through the door.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
Yes, yeah, you don't even have to open the door.
You just go to the fridge. Bang, water, bang, ice easy.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Wow, wait, this is huge. All right, let's let's give
this baby away. First up, let's go to Christian. Good morning, Christian,
Welcome to the show. Good morning Christian. Good morning, Barry.

Speaker 10 (33:57):
Clause, Good morning Christian.

Speaker 12 (34:01):
I was really really excited to hear all of the
amazing features this fridge has. Let me tell you about
my fridge currently, it's fifty liter Ancho Eski. What my
bagle decided wet. My partner and I moved into our
new rental over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
My ble 's the cord.

Speaker 12 (34:20):
What the fridge, oh no, is now defrosted? And what
we could salvage we got from Kmart, the lovely people.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
That came out.

Speaker 12 (34:28):
We were able to purchase a little Ancho fifty leader
cooler for one hundred and twenty dollars. That is what's
keeping my fridge my stuff cool this morning.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
That is a nightment of that naughty little beagle.

Speaker 12 (34:40):
Yes, Luna is well, yes, well she got to eat
some of the dew frosted meat.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
That's why she did. It was the big plan. And
I know you're a dog. Love what you've got on
rock Villers, haven't you, Barry?

Speaker 10 (34:52):
Yeah, I got six pitbulls actually, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
They're all and they're all called Pittball, aren't they after
mister Worldwide?

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah, your favorite artist.

Speaker 10 (35:01):
Yeah, they love little board caps on as well.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
And oh great, mister White, they'll come running. It's a
lovely ship, all right. Christians staying there, it might be you.
Let's got to Sean now, who is in need of
an upgrade to his fridge. Sean, good morning, how are we?
We're good?

Speaker 5 (35:18):
You're live to the North Pole as well with Barry claws.

Speaker 13 (35:21):
Yeah, yes, good morning barring hope. It's nice and cold
up there, keeping everything crisp because my fridge just doesn't.

Speaker 10 (35:27):
Oh what happens to your fridge? Sewn?

Speaker 13 (35:29):
Oh look god, mine's not from the North Pole. Mind.
Actually must be from Ireland, because what actually happens is
nothing freezes in the freezer and everything freezes in my crystal.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
Oh no that's not enough, Sean.

Speaker 13 (35:44):
Yeah, in my biker it's just room temperature.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
I no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
We cannot have this. And you've got a family there.
You need a decent fridge over Christmas if you've got
a family, Yes.

Speaker 13 (35:57):
Yes, I've got my wife and I've got my youngest
son with us twenty odd years old. Eating is out
of house and home, so the size of the fridge
is very crucial. We definitely I make rissoles all week,
every week, come home.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
And they're all gone.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Rissole Life Friends, Rissole Life, Sean, you are the winner.

Speaker 13 (36:16):
Our beautiful sensational guys. You've made my made my year.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Listen. I really hope that isn't true. And actually twenty
twenty five has given you more, but the emotions are
higher right now. Absolutely, thank you, second one and yes
you've won six hundred and one liter quad door fridge.
Happy Christmas.

Speaker 13 (36:37):
Yes, thank you, thank you. It used to be a chef,
so it'll be put to great great good news.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Oh wow, but you do a mean Rissole Sean. You're
the family of a lovely Christmas. Congratulations mate, Thank you crew,
all the best for Christmas as well. Didn't fancy playing
any of the winners music under that Marry and Bats,
Sorry about that, Bart Barry. What are we giving away tomorrow?

Speaker 10 (36:59):
What are we giving away tomorrow? That is a brilliant
question with you, But you just told me that I've got.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So you had a piece of paper in front of you, Parry,
I'm I mean obviously got one of our team. Caten's
at the North part with you right now. She flew
out there last night.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
They've gone the environmentally safe option with the double sided
paper and it always gets me.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
But we do have a higher ten kular gram dark front.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Load washing machine valued up to one and ninety nine
Aussie dollars.

Speaker 10 (37:27):
Christian call it what it is.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's a two Q.

Speaker 10 (37:30):
It's a two k.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
That's right, go once, going twice going tomorrow morning as
once more this show takes you higher.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
It was three one oh thanks to.

Speaker 10 (37:46):
Barry.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I can't afford any more with the starlink. Muskie's rates
are very high. We catch up with you tomorrow morning.

Speaker 10 (37:53):
It's tomorrow, old mate.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
See say hi to all the pitbulls.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Yeah, it's that for the next two weeks.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
So last week, I mean the team woman over the
Sydney and we filmed a TV advert that's going to
be on next year in January when the show goes national.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
So we're going into.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth and we can't wait. Happens January
the nineteenth, and there were a lot of extras at
times it was like a sort of zombie movie, like
an episode of The Walking Dead, And I was actually,
what kind of vibe we're going for? You know, because
sometimes you have the TV on, don't you You drift
off when the adverts are on, suddenly going to see

(38:38):
us slot and on one of myth like is this
an Australia Is this an Australian version of the Walking Debt? However,
when they see that Australian's love banner, I did not
know about the banner in that script.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
That was a low budget banner.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
You don't say people work really hard.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
One of the extras got fired, did you know that?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Because he didn't have a strong enough risks to hold
that cheap ass banner up.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
That that old guy that was his only I think
it was his only acting gig of the year. He
got booted off.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
One of the directors with stronger, younger wrists to do
the important work of holding a banner. I'm like, couldn't
they just type this out in post production the name
of the show in all of the details. We need
a banner. Anyway, So we were working a lot of extras.
So on Friday we had so many stories we ran
out of time? Have you ever been an extra? Thirteen

(39:34):
fifty five twenty two we spoke to Glenda was an
extra in Nightmares and Dreamscapes two of You, and that
she got stuck in Lifted with a great actor William Hurt.
You might see him in broadcast News and loads of
other movies. Michelle was an extra in Jenny Craig commercial.
I forgot about that. Darren one instantly Call of the Week.
What a Alaraican he should be in a Hall of Fame.

(39:57):
Was an extra in a VB commercial. It was next
to a model with a banner. Tell the banners win.
Punching above you weight so good? Or as a k
put it here, punching below your weight. I've never heard
that phrase, mate, punching below your weight?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Whatever it is, it's the topic of tomorrow's phone in punching.
What's punching below.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
That mean?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Does that mean you were some moo moo someone who's
not good looking?

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Is that my wife?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
She introduces me, christ punching way below my life. I
just realized now what that means. Happy Christmas kid, Eric Christian.
About twenty years ago, I was an extra in Charlotte's
Web they filmed here in Melbourne in an extended sequence
at a fairground. I was eleven years old and all
the food popcorn, candy, apples, corn dogs, was completely real.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
They paid me one thousand dollars to take two weeks
off school.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I mean you would have done it for free, two
weeks out of school to pick out at a carnival.
Best job I ever had? Let's do that as a
finding topic this week. Best job you ever had?

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Josie.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I was an extra in Neighbors for many years. I
walked by, I was in the cafe, I went to weddings,
I was in the parking lots of different scenes Neighbors,
and then I got too old and they stopped.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Wow that show is that is showbiz? Poor old man.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
He couldn't pick up that banner. You're done, Grundad, get
out now. Lockie, who is our audio architect on the show,
has been an extra, Locky, what were you an extra?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
What were you doing?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (41:36):
Speaking of our best jobs I've ever had, apart from this.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
One, well saved, well saved a bunch of below your
weight while you're getting this job.

Speaker 14 (41:47):
No, I got to in twenty twelve. I did have
to look up the film because it was we didn't
really know where it was, but we got six hundred
bucks for the day to pretty much go down the
water slide.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
That sounds a bit shifty. What you what you can't
remember the movie?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Mental?

Speaker 14 (42:04):
We're looking up now, Mental?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Mental. There you go, Tony Collette, Oh, Tony collect Well
you're going down the side with Tony Collett.

Speaker 14 (42:10):
No, she wasn't there on the day, but we got
to do that thing that every lifeguard hates, is to
back the water up. And so you wait, you build
a build and build to make it more dramatic. And yeah,
for six hundred bucks, we just wished down the slot.
Great gig, Yeah, great geek and for about two seconds
of screen time.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
All right, give us a call now then lines are
open now thirteen fifty five twenty two at any moment
on the show where we when we hear a great story,
there's one thousand dollars up for grabs for our instant
caller of the week.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
We'll take your stories next.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Christian O'Connell show Go On podcast.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Have you ever been an extra?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
If you have, we'd have to hear your stories. Chris
Man extra in far Lap. Oh he's done. Some animal
handling work in country practice. Obviously, if there's an animal scene,
man is who you call? Chris Mann, Alexandra. Not many
recognize my efforts. My hands were used to hold whoppers

(43:07):
in TV commercials.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Oh wow, Chris, I'm.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Blessed with small, soft hands and short fingers, enabling the
burger sizes to appear bigger.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
For marketing. Wow, Alexandra, that's so funny.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
You always say, Christian that you think you have beautiful
hands and that you would make a great hand model.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I think it would actually, Yeah, I still believe that
that's hopefully ahead for me in my next few years.
First and national show, but then the big thing. Wished
to be an Australia's premiere next big hand model, Christian.
I wasn't an extra, but it was a co star
in a TV advert for my father in law's business.

(43:51):
It was for Optivizer, an alternative to the big neck
bucket for dogs you got smaller ones. It feels like
a sort of a Cramer.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
I do in.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Nathan.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
That's great, all right, stay some cools here?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Who we got here?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Christine? Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Hey Christian, how are you going?

Speaker 5 (44:09):
I'm good? I hope you had a lovely weekend. So
tell us about your extra work.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, I was an extra in a show called Lebrier.
It was filmed a few years ago here in Melbourne
and so exciting. You know, four days running up and
down this street doing about fifteen k's and running screaming
in between part cars, like like, you know, we were
scared because we were told where the sinkhole was. And

(44:36):
then when the trailer came out, I was telling everyone, go, oh,
you're going to watch a show. It's going to be
really cool. You're go into a sinkhole and you're going
to another dimension. And the shorts were actually on this
sink hole that we were running from. So I'm like,
I'm sure I'm going to be in the opening scenes.
And they killed me off. You got cut yep, I

(44:58):
was in in the sinkhole and you don't even see me.
All you can see is the back of the person
that I was running back.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
What sinkhole tonight.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I feel like we need to just cut in that
scene that's still there somewhere and entry and chuck chuck
it into three seconds randomly of our TV advert for
the show.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Wait did that woman just fall down? A sin whether
they film this in Sydney.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
In two dimensional radio show.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Do you mean when we go into Adelaide. Yeah, they
can be a little bit strange at locals there. Christine,
great story, very well told. You have a lovely week.
Thank you, and we are in December. We may not
speak again before Christmas. Have a happy Christmas.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You two very Christmas guys.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Is it two hourly starts? Say?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
That's so weird.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I came halfway through it and I was like, I
think you're going too soon. Maybe next week.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Because they said a person and where you have to
say Merry Christmas to every caller for the next.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Two I'm going to circle back down the eighth and
next Monday I'll start with them.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Okay, okay, that was just a little test of waters
and it felt weird, all right, Josh, good morning, Josh morning.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Christian Team.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
How are you? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Are really good? Josh, So you've been an extra Yes.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I had been a number of times that. One of
the most probably enjoyable one was in Jack Irish in
season three where Old A Detectives.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Oh cool, it's a good show. It was there, great
show and did you did you have lines?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
No, I was just meant to be in the background.
Mute detective, a witness.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
I suppose Jack irish and go we should fire that
guy just says nothing, lazy detective.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That's right. Typical is this here for admin? He's just
a more of a note taker really, you know, he's
on the WhatsApp group. He just sort of just puts
his findings.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Up there.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
With a gun.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
A great listener, the listening detective exactly. So you're soon
that you were also in Fisk as well. That's right, Yes,
great show that is.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, yeah, that was that was probably the first, the
first one.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Yeah, that was really fun, really fun.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Big guy, a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
And Josh, thank you very much for giving us a call.
Worries have a great time, guys, thank you very Christmas.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I think he was holding on for it. Now he's
hanging out going it's a bit ruding it the other
guy who've got one nothing, I'm going to speak to
him full Christmas.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Kate, Morning Morning Team.

Speaker 15 (47:49):
How are you.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
We're very good, Happy Christmas. Kate.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yes, I don't know what I've do it over the place, guys.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Alrighty Kate, tell us about Kate the extra yeap.

Speaker 15 (48:01):
So I was doing work experience for the small country
town TV station, and that day we're filming an ad
for online. Not online, No, we're talking early two thousand
and so a phone dating ad.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Oh my god, I remember that.

Speaker 15 (48:15):
Yes, yeah, the model never turned up, so they thought, oh,
we'll just recruit the work experienced girl. And yeah, they
didn't pay me either.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
So that's.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Your mum and dad weren't happy with that. I'm speaking
as a dad.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Give us some money.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Well, no, I'm not pemping my kids out. That's not
the issue here. Real of cash. I think I'm going
around this or you know, the network's going You got
any dodgy ads that my kids can do? Bring back?

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Phone dating?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
You remember that?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
So would you would you like hook up with another
stranger on the phone?

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Yeah, and they lot of chat.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
You what youth? This is before only fans, it was
called only phone. Oh okay, that's a funny one. Kate,
thank you very much for giving us a call. Thank you, Bye,
Happy Christmas.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Time for the penultimate It's got This year has been
the quickest year of my life. Everyone else think the
twenty twenty five has just been ridiculously quick. Yeah, crazy
flown by come with her in December. Yeah, crazy, don't
feel like it's quite it's quite sort of ready for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
Patsy Is she's started that in September. Action. All right,
it's time for from this week's Mishard lyrics.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
It's just another Mishardman day, Christian O'Connell's Misshard Lyrics. Every
Monday on the Christian o'connells Show, we play back all
your misheard lyrics.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
We love doing this.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Thank you very much, so faithful that keep this going
every single day, even over the weekend. Some hot new
ones that are in today's one. I came through. I
loved getting all the emails. Thank you very much. As always,
when you miss here a lyric, Christian at Christian O'Connell
dot com dot au. So the way this works if
your new listen to the show also playing the back.

(50:21):
If we agree with what you think you're miss hearing,
you'll hear this. If we don't hear it, you'll hear this.
And for the really brilliant ones, come on into the
Hall of Fame now. Last week we had two Hall
of Famous great ones. Adrian gave us this great one
from Nick Kershaw of the song wouldn't it be good?

(50:41):
Wouldn't it be good? To beat the Russians? Matty Cox
had this from Mike Posner. I drive a sports card
just to pooh.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Id you have a sports card just to pool?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
You have to wonder why those guys do that. You
know what they're making up for so you can get
to the toilet. Quicker.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Yeah, Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go. Lambo's
gonna get you there.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Quicker. All right, let's get some brand new ones. This
came in over the weekend and it caught my eye.
I love this one, this one Simon the Pearl Jam
classic Jeremy of course, the original line Jeremy's spoken, or
is it Jeremy's bogan? Simon's email came in here today

(51:29):
and I fired up the song that kept re whiting
and playing it once more. Jeremy's bogan. That's a hall
of fame? Come on in?

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Is that the first misheard involving the word bogan?

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Great question?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I think I think it is, Yeah, breaking new ground.
Riley's been listening to one D and the song what
a feeling? The original line, but you've got stars they're
in your eyes now I'm afraid Riley said quite a

(52:11):
bit of a rude word here, and so if there
are very young people on the school run right now,
maybe turn the radio down for this one. Suddenly there
are mums and dads trying to reach for the volunt
control and the kids are going done up, done it
up right, he's hearing. But you've got stars, they're in
your ass. As always, I'm just a messenger here and

(52:37):
let's hit it again. You've got stars, they're in your ass.
What a compliment to say to somebody as well? Uh,
Chrissy Pollard's but listening to Michael Jackson, bads, you're throwing
stones to hide your hands.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
That line doesn't even make any sense as it is.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
It's a revelation to me. You're throwing stones to hide
your hands? Or is it you're throwing spoons at your
new Yes, that might be one of my favorite statu
ones of the year. This is the image someone throwing
spoons at their nan. Once more, you're throwing spoons at

(53:23):
your nan. Hall of Famer for Chrissy Pollards. Now, what
a great name listener has Allison Beer. Oh, Now, I
think this week we should do try and form a
menu of listener's surnames that you find on a menu.

(53:45):
I'll tell you why. I got an email from a
listener of the Weekend about some nonsense that won't be
going on it anyway. His name Pete fries Now it
was a judge Bennet was actually obviously Pete de Friese,
but it was f r I E.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
S fries is his surname.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Okay, So names that you find surnames you'd find on
a because obviously Alison Beer that's on the drink section.
Alison Beer. A bear quite go cold Chisel loves me
like a sister loves I'm gonna ruin this song for people.
Forget about Three Legged Goat loves me like a sea

(54:27):
slugs slug. He just lets that you hang on a
long time. He doesn't quite get to end it with
the g once More loves me like a sea slug.
What do we think?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yes, And McKay has been listening to Justin Bieber's Sorry.
You know I try, but I don't do too well
with apologies.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
You know.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
This song is called sorry, so yeah too bad.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
You know I tried, but I don't do too well
with a pile of cheese.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Apology.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
I always thought Beams was lactose intolerance. That is a
great one, Mikayla.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
You know, I try, I try, but I don't do
well with a pie of cheese.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
It's a better song, better song, all right, then, Mikayla,
come on in Hall of Famer. Those are outstanding. Thank
you very much to everyone who keeps us going as always.
The email addresses Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
So Patsy over the weekend. I know it was a
big weekend for your family. Your daughter Ordie was in
this production of Xanadu and killed at that beautiful theater there.

Speaker 9 (55:56):
Oh my god, it was so good. The kids were
on roller skates and the head outfits. It was so
so good. They did a fantastic job.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
So this wasn't a school production. This was a another organization.

Speaker 9 (56:09):
Yeah, it's Stage School Australia. So they're like a theater
sort of school that the kids do outside of school
and it is just brilliant. They have little little tiny
kids right up to like eighteen nineteen year olds.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
And my daughters did this in the UK, and they're
not particularly sporting gifted.

Speaker 9 (56:28):
And it's relate.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
And they but what they found through is it it
was another way for them to get in a team
and sport isn't the only way to do that. And
they made so many great friends that Camorage where you
getting through the nerves of it all. And the productions,
I'm not just saying this as a proud dad. They
were like their high end.

Speaker 9 (56:47):
Oh this was phenomenal, so good you.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Pay money for it, wouldn't you to see that the
kids worked so hard you can't believe it.

Speaker 9 (56:54):
Marveling at the costumes, like there was hundreds of kids
and they all just looked phenomenal and just the beams
on their faces. It just brings you so much joy
to watch a child on stage or whether it's on
the field with sports, when they've found their thing and
it's just brilliant. But you know, she's at that age
now where she's getting a bit funny. So they have

(57:16):
like the red carpet and I was told, very very firmly,
you get one photo, mom, one photo. So normally she'd
let me be there for four or one photo. Get
it right, because you get one, so you know, and
it's like no kissing before, you know, good luck, nothing
like that. It's like you're a bit of an embarrassment.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
I got some flowers once to sort of present to
one of my daughters before the show, and I didn't
get to hand it to them.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
It was just like this, this look and just look.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I was met with and eyes.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
And that's what it was like.

Speaker 9 (57:50):
In the weekend, Chris had a beautiful, big bunch of
pink roses for her. She came out and I said, oh,
Daddy's got some roses for Oh yeah, not now, Dad,
just exhausted.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
They just don't want you to make it weird. You know,
I'm still making it weird. It was like the other
day I hadn't seen my daughters.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
In a week and I was giving big hugs and
I'm like, Okay, they don't make it weird. I'm sorry
that my unconditional love is weird.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
That breaks a little bit more each time.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I would have killed rog like that for my dad.
Why do you think I get up at four am
still looking for that validation taking out on the world.
And so what was all his character in it was.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
She's anna do Yeah, she was zenad.

Speaker 9 (58:34):
She was in the ensemble as Zenad and it was
just it was just so fantastic. So they did elos
am Alive and they did Zena Do and it.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Was just it was what fun And when you went
how to film it all those things when they have
someone doing, they have to pay like one hundred and
twenty dollars to get.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
A copy of it with thumb drive.

Speaker 9 (58:52):
Even the photos like everything's you know, top price. No,
you can't take photos or video anymore.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Yeah, but there's always a certain type of person. I
won't name where they're from in the world, but they
do have a nationality. There's always a certain type of
parent turns up with that flipping great iPad.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
I don't know what it's an iPad.

Speaker 9 (59:13):
But she she reckons she could hear me singing back
in like we're in ro poor kids. So I could
hear you singing, Oh God, that's my mum.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Let her in.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
We even told like, don't sit.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
In the front row, second or third row. I might
be able to see you, God forbid.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yeah, looking proud, looking.

Speaker 9 (59:37):
Proud, protocols real, I tell you it's yeah, it's.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
But you must have you and Christmas have felt so
proud afterwards.

Speaker 9 (59:44):
I bad I felt really happy because to see her happy,
that's all you want is for your kid to be happy,
regardless of what their vocation is. So to see her
like that, it's Yeah, it's beautiful. I think it's great.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Of all Singers have got thick glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Proclaimers are on that Mount Rushmarant there on a Buddy Holly,
like real thick, real, you know heavy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
You've got those proper old Joe nineties. You know those
big thick ones. Rio. Do you not think you need
to upgrade?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Because honestly, the way you sort of squint of that laptop,
we either need to get you a prescription laptop specs savors.
Why don't you do laptop a prescription on a laptop screen? Yeah,
like a plus two point two that's what I need.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
I need you a big like sixty five inch screen
or something like that for my life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
No, you need to get that great big one. Do
you ever see my laptop? It ways like eight kilos.
It's an extra large one just so I can type
on it. All right, let's do today's time waster, all right,
Today's time waster. It is supposed to be the first
day of summer, first summer today, first of December. We're
looking for your summer movies, the best in show. We've

(01:00:57):
got a double pass to go to Village Cinema's Gold
Class loads of great movies out the moment for the
best in show today with your summer movies. You can
text in your ones four seven five three one oh
four three kontiki.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Air very good, Silver plas.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Life Guardians of the Galaxy Gold. Actually know I meant
lifeguards the Galaxy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Love guardians is funny of word though.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Would you call them a life guardian?

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
But that's why it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
I feel like I want to have some British ones
I'd call life guardians.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Excuse me, life guardian.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
My roses run out. It's sat in the top of
the glass as well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Actually, if you don't mind, my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
And I life guardians. Dude, where's my caravan?

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Silver?

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Oh no, he loved getting in the summers.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Now get the caravan out, Fire up that caravan. That's
what you all say.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Put a shrimp on the barbie, then you go, yeah,
let's go and get in that caravan once with about
these shrimps.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Now, For some of us, the summer means getting the zyrtect.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
You know we're talking Saturday night, Hey fever.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Gold, I had it. I don't know if you're over
the weekend. I was straggling.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Oh my yeah, yeah, don't even get me. That breaks
sponsor by xotek l La sand.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
To dance. You've got sand. I'm you're a realm Jackson
and we're going back back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I don't know. I never have it. It's free tan
by me. Okay, rio, let's what have you got, my
young friend?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
What have you got? Summer movies?

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Slip slop, slappy feet.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Oh that's very good. Gold.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
I am Tan.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
I stole that from me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
Bikini to the Future.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Silver and King Thong Kong Gold, very good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Today we're confud Summer a movie. It is supposed to
be the start of summer, but it looks like the
next two day it's going to be shabby weather than
a brief bit of the sun on Wednesday. Anyway. Best
in show Today's Summer a movie Gold Class Double Pass
at Village Cinemas. Some good movies at the moment. Patsy
absolutely loved Wicked for Good. Also, Glen Pound's big new movie,

(01:03:29):
The Running Man is out as well. All right, Rio,
are you ready to mark?

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
I'm ready?

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
All right? Summer movies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Oh, I just remembered it's the Ashes of Back Thursday.
I just had I just had a candor alert and
get ready to be disappointed Thursday. And you can tell
what about sitting front of the TV all weekend? It
probably all over by that John Wicket. I think it's
that's also what I just saw that phrase Wicked PTSD

(01:04:02):
three sun beds outside Ebbing, Missouri. Ronz coming out all
the law. One's Christian, it's Indiana Jones of the Grass Crusades.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I go very good. Justin the Wizard of Moss. You
know all the little modis. That's some Michelle Barley and me.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Oh gold, that's very good.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Danny.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
The fault in our swimsuits Bronze Honey, No, no, we're
not doing that Daylight saving Private Ryan. Yes, silver plus
Pims of the Caribbean from Jenny Silver Plus, Johanny Reeve
stars and Speedo's Godla.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Just the image.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
It's powerful. Rio.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Who's Today's got.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
To be one?

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Done, James. We're back tomorrow. Have a great day, enjoy
the rain.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast