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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Stinking raining start today? Just awful out there, horrendous start
to the day. And literally swore when I left the house,
I don't begin the day that I start with good intentions,
but I shouting at the rain.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I travel a long way to get away from that.
It's rare. You see what I call proper rain here.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You know, it's normally just a kind of lightweight thing,
kind of like diet rain, whereas this is full fat
coke rain, life, bloody hell it cush is it on
the pavements and stuff out on the roads. The roads
here are not equipped to deal with anything other than sunshine,
a sprinkling of rain, and there's like your water are planing.
You know, you need to go and get a ki.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
And countries in the world they know how to deal
with rain.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
They have drainage sort of noney pools the side of
the road.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
You can never be in the left side lane otherwise
your cars go underwater.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's so flattery.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Now, this is true where we're filming.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
In two weeks time, we're going over to Sydney to
film a TV advert for the expanding show next year
as we go national from when we're back in January.
And people are telling me it's going to take us
a while to find a location of a suburb in Sydney.
Can't say too much about why we're filming in a suburb, zecret,
you want to give too much away. Bibles are listening

(01:53):
to my words right now. Anyway, We've got to be
in so too much. We're gonna be someone Australian so
too much. I'm going to be somewhere filming. And they
said to me, it's going to take us a why
to fight a flats suburb in Sydney because it's so
down hilly.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I went, San Francisco is known for being hidy.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Is it really hilly? Pretty hilly?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (02:15):
It's pretty hilly, especially the eastern suburbs, very hilly?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
If only there were three other directions of the companystitutes.
I'm not a location scout, but I look at some
of those other three compass points for the flat lands
of Sydney.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Very hilly as well.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
It right, Okay, well, then western is that safe to
film there?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm out on the streets all day feeling this.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Andvert I'll put your valuable safely away, right, don't wear I'll.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Be jogging as I do.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, but a mild jog on.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
They can't help me going up and down on an advert.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Why they're worried about the I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Now, guys, before we get into today's show and finding
out how did you start your day, start the week
yesterday and now you're a Monday winner or loser?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You know, we just heard Pantcy's headlines showing team headlines.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm hearing that you Patsy and you Alex has to
leave the show today.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
We have a team photo shoot today.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Apparently you two precious little princesses and princes have to
leave eight thirty. Well, Rihi and I do the shouldering
for another half an hour of Champagne Radio because you
need to go ahead of us.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
To have her afliction takes time. What can I say, Alex?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Is this face? This face needs a lot of work. Well, guys,
look at my face. I have cut my forehead. It's
like a Harry Potter's scar of blood and as a scab?

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Is it moving down? Sorry, it's been distracting me this whole.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
It looks like when I got on the Yuba today
the guy saw me sort of flee the house, swearing
at the rain with blood coming from the hell is
he robbed that place? I'm going to tell you later.
I told the uber drive and he actually looked around like,
wait what that's not an explanation, I say, what is

(04:03):
what happened? It's early, my friend, it's early.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
It's the worst possible day.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
You could have done something to your foreheads.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Sorry, it distracting and while it's going to actually I'm
going to be a distraction for the photo shoot and
these photos are to send to Australia to say, listen
to this guy.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wait is he is?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
He got cut?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
He is that old Harry Potter.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
I hope I could do Rhyina plusty today.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
You reckon you to leave it?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
I need to leave now. Actually, just go to the Atworth.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
You need something because there's a big red man.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Obviously it's been banned off this morning, steming the bleeding
out to find some vasciline like sort of rocking between
the rounds fighting Apollo and then obviously I wasn't laughing
this morning. Now I'm starting to get a chuck on
with you guys. The cut key's opening. I need staples stable.
So I'm a Monday loser.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
One by one people have come in to lean forward
and stare at me under.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
The eyes of oh are you okay? Bloody hell?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Actually actually lean you see it lean? She did and went,
oh you poor thing, and you stared it went bloody
hell like an animal in the zoom.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I was going to.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Stand next to him the photo shoot lineup, I'm going
to stand at the end.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
It's so distracted, pretty distract I would say, what a
gash two inch gash?

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Yes, like a bright red gash down your forehead.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Bright red is dried blood, right, I guess better than
I know. Yes, I need to tell you what happened.
So this morning I got a bit early because we
got this photo shoot, and I thought, I'm going to
get out of the shower, have a shave some on
point today for when we start the photo shoot at
ten o'clock after the show. And so I get out
of the shower and I thought, all right, I'm going

(05:53):
to start shaving now, and then some hair had fallen
forward towards my eye, and with the raise of fresh
bladed razor in my hand, I swept the hair away
and with that bladed hand gash to my forehead and
in a move that I will loosely demonstrate now, a

(06:16):
flap opened up right that I had to pat back
down as the blood was saying, because you only got
to like slice it there mildly. It's gushing down. I remember,
I'm sure you can go blind if you get too
much blood in your eye.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Really, I don't know, you know, we just have these
memory thoughts.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm pretty sure you can't be too careful.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
I'd be more worried about the giant gash in your head.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Listen, in those nanoseconds, there was a lot going on. Rio.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Wait, so you you.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Just the bladed razor hand to sweep across my forehead
to brush the fringe away and with that blade. You
know it's not and it was sleep because it's work.
Just come out of the shower, sliced across.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Is that something you normally do? You use your razor
too early?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, I don't even open my shaving in the shower too.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, because you're all hot.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, smoothie, smooth you wait a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
It's not so that it's less floaty boaty.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's all done there in one place, so yeah, that's
what happened.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
You need an electric razor.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Like such a If you want stubble, then they're great.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
But if you want to look fresh, and I need
to look fresh for Sydney.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
And he would just whack himself in the head with
that one anyway.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
It could be like a ride on mowers.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
So I've got no eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm doing that move the old ladies do where they
paint and then paint some On's that about. That's like
me shaved and painting a beard. You know, if it's
good enough for ladies. For me, it's got a lego bit.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Thank you very much for your advice about what to
do with this gash that I've given myself. It is
a small gash right in the middle of my forehead.
Wouldn't normally be bothered about this, but there is a
team photo shoot today. This is a big deal. They
flow in the photographer in, they keep all I get
these messages amount and Nick the photographer has flown in

(08:24):
from sitting like.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Oh has he is that?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Because you're paying him.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
He's just a dude with a camera and some lights and.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
They're no good photographers.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Crap, Nick's coming in especially.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
We're using a local hair and makeup so anyway, so
it's now it's a it's a problem. It's at deaf
com one already. I'm there, Sue the boss is listening,
she's ringing people. They're alerting Nick right now, who's in
the chairman's lounge.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Probably at Quantus.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
You need a body double? Who would body double for you?

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Someone is saying, Christian, don't worry. Photoshop will fix this,
and it will. It's just distracting for us and the
aforementioned legendary photographer Nick, Australia's greatest and only photographer. The
first photo shoot Jack did. They flew to London class
to do a photo shoot whether a UK photographer who

(09:22):
does a lot of and done photo shoots for me.
They were like, is there someone you like locally when
you could probably do it when I move out there
cheaper than flying Jack out and business class a photo
shoot and only ride with it was was two different hoodies.
One point, the guy goes because they always want a
range of outfits. Like, we've had to bring in a
range of outfits.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Have you brought a range? Have what I call your
business T shirt?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Also, you look like a dental genius suddenly seem more.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
No, we don't bring it out range.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
You've got four choices. We were shooting.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
We don't they clothes, they have clothed. Their clothes are like,
you want to look like a catalog boy. Now you
don't ever sept their clothes. You look like a daytime
TV presenter. Oh god, sorry, and somewhere else, which I
have to That's why I'm going early. I've got to
do that.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
He's going to get some new.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Swag, need some country road chinos must be sand colored.
Someone else is saying, Christian, my husband did this once
and super glue seals it.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
What use it is?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
What they use in war zones, best radio, Brenvist Radio.
We're in the killing season right now. Hashtag water.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
How would it recommend you do that?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
You can't go super good.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Kelly Slader used to use it when he used to
cut himself on the head in surfing. Yeah, it works,
seriously works.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Right, Has anyone got to.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
The station cupboard?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Christian's mean asking us about concealer Patsy. Yeah, but don't
you need to Like he couldn't just use anyone's concealer
rhy not.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Color.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
It has to be the right skin tone, doesn't it.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
Bethel have all the gear?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
No, I need something because actually it is distracted.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Oh do you want some makeup? Is that what you're asking?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yes? But have you got I didn't ruin us Conceala
has different tones. I thought there was concina.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
We're kind of similar that, and I.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Thought that you're using like nanotechnology the conceala would arrive
on your face and blending okay, white but not quite
whitey whitey than in our eyes whitey. There's some gene
mix going on here. I hear there some Indian in
this Myris, and it's like it's blending and it's like

(11:39):
who the world And it's like it's going too far
that way that way.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
No, suddenly is going to.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Get me canceled, and like, hey, the word we need
here is concealment.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
I'll trigure enough to the news if you want something.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
But the team said to me that because I said,
pats will have some right, they said, no, Pats is
a lot whiter than you.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Oh that's well, no, I wouldn't say.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
That you are.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let's do a lineup on the show that pile shades
of sheep shades of the show. Is that how we're
going to do the like a Benoton? Hey, this Watford
show is very inclusive.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I think we could do a whole weekly feature on
shower thoughts. What is it you have these strange thoughts
when you're in the shower, just like random nonsense comes
bubbling up in now I don't know way so the
water flowing. It's a primal thing. Today's shower thought for
me was what was about I don't even know why
am I getting angry about it? By the AFL news
yesterday about the wild card rounds? Why my why is

(12:40):
that bugging me out? Four fifteen am in my goddamn
shower where I'm like, wait, you're not good enough to make.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Finals after twenty four rounds? Yeah? Do you need an
extra game or two?

Speaker 6 (12:49):
It kind of defeats the purpose of the regular season,
does it?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Twenty four rounds?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
You had twenty four rounds?

Speaker 6 (12:55):
If you haven't got it together by.

Speaker 10 (12:59):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I can't think of another sport around the world that
would do such a thing. And yesterday I saw a
new word as I was looking at all the online
of course, hysterical over re action I'm now part of
as well, calling it don't yankify as sport. And I
was like, I've never heard that phrasey yanka phi, but
I'm here for it. Don't yank if as.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
It is?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
All right, Alex, how was your day? Yessay you Monday,
win or lose a month? I had a pretty good day.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Unlike a parent in our WhatsApp group, what I'm about
to tell you is the stuff of nightmares in this
digital connected world. So a parent in this big, big
WhatsApp group posted seven messages between the hours of twelve
fifteen am and twelve forty nine am.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Oh god, the time is significant. The time is significant.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
As one regular league coach said, nothing good happens after midnight,
Wayne Bennett.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
They would know, and they would know, you know, those
guys no no to sell.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, we know.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
So by the time I saw these messages the next
morning at eight forty am, and I'm assuming everyone else
saw these messages, we received this message dear all, I'm
deeply sorry and apologize for sending the posts. I did
not pay attention to which group I sent them to.
Another parent then says, happens wink emo.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
We're now going to know what we're what's the topic?

Speaker 6 (14:27):
We know?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Well, that's the thing. What group are you a member of?
This is the parents group? Possibly?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh really sexual sexual content?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Well it was seven messages, all in a row and
image within minutes of each other, but we don't know
because it had had deleted messages after each one on
the WhatsApp group.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
The winky face is damning evidence.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
You've got to believe someone in that group would have
taken screenshots.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yea, perhaps so she sent it to a pisode.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Do you know what the messages were?

Speaker 6 (15:02):
No, we don't.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Which and I think the clue is in that message
their parents who see it.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Happens winky emoji? What's the winky emoji about?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
And if it was just some random, like innocuous message,
she wouldn't have done such a sort of heart film,
almost like like a rugby league player would do her.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
But if it was if it was to do with
sex business, okay business, you just you just leave the group.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
You don't go. There's no kind of there's no bress
conference to make that. Okay, move the house. Yeah, you've
been thrown out the house.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Terrible, you know.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
And also that's that's definitely not your partner. You don't
send what's up to your partner, you know, and what
group are your part There's this speculation amongst the parents,
Now what were.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
These someone's having a delians you think.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
You know, yes, we can't rush to judge, No, you can't.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
It could just have been like, hey, you know, maybe
it's political or something like that.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Maga make Australia great again at breakfast time.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's gonna be my campaign slogan next year.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Start to get the baseball gaps, make us great again
brackets at breakfast time. Sure it's the right wordsap group.

Speaker 8 (16:15):
Oh my god, that couple after midnight is sending dirty
messages to each other.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Well, what if they're in different states or something?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
No, I mean states, No, no, no, don't defending on
behalf of her friends. So sorry, guys, I forgot what group.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I was in here.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'll tell you what I'm not getting into things that
make you go girer now. But this there's a producer
on the show.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Her name is Tina.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Does this sing me or and she brings me more
than one or two pages. She folds down the top
left hand corner of each one like a cheap human stapler.
I'm like, we don't have a stapler. We don't need
this man, and then webbssa is I'm turning them. It's
slower because they get filled together. Dog. Yes, that's it, Yes,

(17:08):
all right, there's too late. The party, the home of
all your brilliant emails.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I love doing this. We've got some great ones. Let's go.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Late now.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
I'm pretty sure I heard Rio you announced it at
the top of the show. We are show one thousand,
four hundred and five, Yes did I. It was around
about that anyway. So you might be catching up with
old shows of the last seven and a half years.
And it doesn't matter if it was a show from two, three, four, five, six,
seven years ago. Anything you hear us talk about the show,

(17:42):
we love it when it comes back around. Nothing we
ever talk about the show ever. Left's get that gets
left behind. You can pick it up whenever you want. Christian,
I was listening to the show. This comes from Jazz
a couple of weeks ago, and you were talking about
what did you do with the ashes? And I remember
the recent memory. I was lucky enough to visit many
places in the world growing up, thanks to my dad's job.
And over the last few months since is passing and

(18:04):
I have been thinking about where to take some of
his ashes. And we all love going to pla called Charia,
which is in the Greek island of Crete.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's a beautiful place, it's really nice.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I think the monastery there was the monastery of Francis
of ASSISI, oh so famous for having a Venetian harbor.
Right anyway, Christian, I decided that I would sprinkle some
of my dad in the harbor. There you go, it's
beautiful by the lighthouse. I decided to make this trek
at night because I didn't want to disturb people sprinkling
somebody's ashes clambered down the rocks as far as I did,

(18:36):
or at least some of Dad into the beautiful sea there. Afterwards,
I thought to treat myself. I'd have a lobster meal
daylight that you go and finish round out the night.
A couple of glasses or some local gut rot wine
and lost milk. Look that the old man would have wanted.
We had so many those stories. This with the ashes

(18:58):
and then surfing tourf sat outside a restaurant for thirty minutes,
getting fustrat as to why the waiters were avoiding coming
up to me to take my order the moment, so
I decided to retire to the bathroom nightcap. Took a
seat at the table that Dad and I had actually
sat several times, only to be accosted by one of
the bar staff whispered to me to please not do

(19:19):
cocaine in public and pointed at my face.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Ah, I went into the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Christian half of Dad, because there's at nighttime are blown
back into my face and nestled around my beard. It
looked like Christian I've been hoovering up, not Dad, Colombian
marching powder. Oh no, Shanks jazz.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
That's so funny. Hey, hey, hey, sir, Jony do and cocaine.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
It is not the Creatian way, and certainly not in
a Venetian harbor overlooked by the former monastery of Francis
of the sci Shame on you, Australian.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
It's in bed. Maybe that's what happens with all those
footy plays in the off season. They're just letting their
dad go into the harbor.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm just gonna go and get with her dad in
the bathroom. And this when did we talk about nudity
every day? That was maybe me in the sauna. Oh
I was such a big reaction to that. Oh yeah,
the old sausage party Christian the subject of nudity.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
This comes from Wade about ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I was staying at my girlfriend's house for Christmas Eve,
and we had the house to ourselves, so we did
as adults do and had a few too many drinks.
I ended up falling asleep on the couch in my
birthday sou count. When I woke up in the morning,
a note had been left next to me that said
I would be receiving pajamas for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Signed by my girlfriend's mother.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
She had arrived from interstate early, let herself in and
saw everything.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
WHOA.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I was snoring, drunk, unconscious and oblivious. I did get
pgs for Christmas, mortified and embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Waite.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Great story, as is this one from Amanda Christian. When
we built our house, all the surrounding homes were single
story until someone built a double story directly behind us.
Soon after they moved in, they installed cameras facing straight
into our backyard. We tried speaking to them to ask
if they could adjust the cameras, but they never answered
the door. So my partner came up with a rather
unconventional plan. He started to spend time in the backyard

(21:28):
completely naked, day after day.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Christian. By day three, the cameras of immisterity moved.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
And the blinds on the upper level closed and have
never been opened since. That's genius. We're talking about surnames, Christian,
I think you'll get to laugh how this one. My
surname is Peter. Sorry, my name is Peter. My surname
is Lilik. When I sign my name, it spells pillock.
I believe that that's a word that you palms used

(21:56):
to describe idiots. It is pillock.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Christian.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I'd like to know who handed out the surnames. He
goes block capitals for this. When we bring this topic
round again, let's now call it who handed.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Out the third.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Peter Ellick aka Pillick. Thank you very much, Christian. You
were talking on the show about what have you googled
I've been googling joe hatsu and it sparked my interest.
The term joe hatsu literally means evaporation in Japanese, and
it's user describe people who deliberately disappear from their lives,
leaving behind jobs, families, and identities without a trace. There

(22:33):
are even companies in Japan that specialize in services to
help people jahatsu evaporate, including organizing transportation, accommodation, and off
grid lives with illegal jobs. They come in the middle
of night and help people evaporate under the cloak of darkness.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Gosh, isn't that incredible?

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Sounds should be a Netflix documentary.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
And Troy I googled what was the name of the
one tree Hill town that the show was set out?
Turns out it's called tree Hill. Turns out Christian, I
don't care now, And then Chris Christian, I've been googling
North Melbourne highlights because I missed a good time so much.
What do you find?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Some old black and white news brittage from the forties.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
The Christian o'connal show podcast all.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Right, things that make you go girl?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
What is it for you? Text me four seve three
one O four three. The small thing that tries you
crazy deeds.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
To make you go, get this started today, to make you.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
All right.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Things that make you go go the constant everyday demand
online of password, password, password, must create account, check out
as guess that's rare.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
It should all just be instant, just quick pay? Yes,
why you just want my money? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
We're not starting a friendship group. I don't want to
hear from you ever. Again it's a one night stance.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Or when you have to make a password account just
to get a beer and a on the QR code.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yes, there's enough admining day today life without the constant demand.
It's overwhelming when you're like, you've got to create account.
I haven't got it in me right now. And then
if you do, if you do come up with a
brand new, creative password, chances of you ever remembering that zero.
I did it yesterday and then today I need a

(24:29):
lock back and I'm like, no, it is never coming
back to me. If I have a thousand guesses, I
think it was the Greek god, Oh where do we
even go? Is it you? Zeus?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Hades?

Speaker 10 (24:42):
God?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
These hades Springsteen, Zeus no going to start register for
got password, thickie, and then that thing when you go
you put the new password in and then it goes.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Week wee wee weekling week all the dreaded you've used
that one before, Get good, I remember it, fix what
I broke?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
So yes to constantly for passwords for me, ria it
for you. Things will make a good.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Girl when you go to the supermarket and you forget
if you have that thing at home or not.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
So for me, it's often clothes because you never use them.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
And then so we just have like don't you just
get get the jar stuff, shove it in the fridge
still chopped. That's get that minced garlic. Easier to mix
one that clumpy stuff. I'm sorry, but unless you're like
Gordon Ramsey, you're not chopping it up.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Finally, yes, no, no, you've got to use garlic.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, that's what it's like. That's what it's like in
my house without the conjugal visits.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
You got prison garlic. You can do that.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I'm happy that keep it real.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I hate that, like and that moment you're like, oh
what is and you try to like transport yourself back
into your.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Pan Do you know what I do Sometimes I take
a photo of the fridge. That's no, I do because
it happens a lot. You're goddamn it.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Did we need milk? What there wants? Was milk?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Is that now?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Memories going?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
See I take a photo off, I just open up
and take a photo. Then amount of times I suddenly
buy the cheese or milk, the basics, and I'm like
doing that pinch thing where you Yeah, that's only milk
for another day or so.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
They should make fridges a smart fridge which knows.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Apparently they're meant to be smart fridges. Mine is connected
to the Wi Fi and keeps going. I need an update.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm like to do what wait you do?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
It's chilling?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
The food chilling? Twenty four seven? What's you an update for?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Are gonna do? Mate?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Dinner?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Then?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Down?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Download it goes?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Can you download it for me? If you don't smart
downloading yourself?

Speaker 6 (26:47):
That is ridiculous. That's another girl.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yes, download What.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
If you're a fridge? No, you place fridges otherwise you're right?
Otherwise maybe would it if you're that smart? Ring me
during the day, Hey, I just see you're on your
way home. Master load bit of milk. But someone would
like a cup of tea after a hard day, show me,
text to me, or even better, order it for me.

(27:13):
There's a knock at the door, it's milk. And for you,
real clothes. A lot of yours are middle class. I've
noticed the other week. Was it Bai leafs?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Underrated? Are underrating?

Speaker 9 (27:26):
Now?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Is garlic clothes? An Italian restaurant?

Speaker 7 (27:32):
Bailes last forever? Alex?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, leading to the next generation. I've got my Bailey
collection in herb drawers to go to my children and
their grandchildren.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Should they have them? At the mince garlic prison garlic?
It's okay, don't judge. What's it for you?

Speaker 8 (27:51):
I hate when you go to fuel the car up
and someone the person before you, hasn't put the petrol
nozzle back.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Oh yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
So you don't realize though, until you've picked it off
and you know, picked it up, put it back into
your car, and it's not going. You think, why are
you not going? Because it hasn't been hung up properly?
In life triggered the no, you're right, and.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
That's the responsibility chose saying to the next person, I
don't know you, but care about you.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I love you you're paying it on. Yes, Wait, a
small thing about the nozzle.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
It's a servo etiquette.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
Just put it back properly so it doesn't you know,
cost me two seconds when I go to fuel er.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
She's a busy lady.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
She's a busy a kill to doing people to hurt.
That's it, you know, all right. Things to make you
Go Girl.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Things that Make You Go Girer, Glenn, this is a
great one. Sports stories this time of the year about
ANFL players coming back to training.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Oh, this guy's looking fit, this guy's got a new haircut.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
The season doesn't stop for months. Get back to me
before them, please, it's ashes time now. Yeah, you're right,
you're right, warning shots whatever, Glenn, you're right. I was
looking at a video thing of the D's on their
first training session with the new coach, Stephen King, and
there was like the host was some young recruitment or
someone's been doing bicep curls.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
I hope.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
So he's a basic requirements an athlete. Yeah, he's an athlete.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Someone's hit the curls.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
All the Fox Sports headlines always like someone's been training
the house down.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Look, someone's master fitness test. As you got one thing
to do, it's your job staying in shape. You can't
chunk it up during the off season. Now, I'd read
that story. Someone's been on the pasta in Italy. Like
the size of this bloat up.

Speaker 11 (29:41):
Someone has to get a jersey. Lets out, bloody hell,
they're just stay for Traga. He's up on the katso may. Yes,
Christian things that maybe go people put Christmas decorations up before.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I'm with you. Christmas crazy as they are, Come on,
I mean, you don't start hiding Easter eggs in February.
It's the same thing that it's the same thing. Christian
Things that make you go growler. I think that's a
different feature. But anyway, there's hopefully a typo or is
it a new late night feature?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Things that make you go grown interesting Rebecca?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Anyway, Things that make it go growler, delivery drivers, Uber,
door dash osposet, etcetera.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
You know who you are. These are Rebecca's words, not mine.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
In cars and vanshi park unnecessarily inconveniently across driveways, in
driveways at right angles in the streets. I don't live
in a busy built up area, so there's plenty of
room of parking for them to park normally.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Please and respectfully, please do not.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Park in a ridiculous manner causing chaos.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Is they're up against the clot these poor people bezos.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Is like, get.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
They chuck out of the car.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
With the crappy thing that you've ordered your fries or whatever.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
I so on that.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
This other guy yesterday was literally jogged with something for
me and he had to take photos of it away.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I said, do you have the jog? He goes, mate,
You've got no idea.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Because we have very strict time uptime deadlines with peen lies,
we can lose money.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
It seems so stressful, that's brutal.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
It's not quied much anyway.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Christian, what makes me go? Grow it? Now?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
This is a big issue. I've been hearing a lot
of over the last week on both sides of this.
The Oasis concept had tickets. People see to it in
front of me, standing up a couple of times when
the big songs come on, meaning I also have to
stand look. And then I have from other people who
were like getting abused because during some of the big

(31:56):
songs they're up and they're singing because it's called a
music concert. Unless you're in China or North Korea. You
want to express yourself, well, you sit down and go
I Love wonder Wolf. Otherwise, if you don't want to
do that, stay at home and listening to it on
you on Spotify of course the far superior iHeart platform,

(32:19):
especially for Oasis.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Fine, if you're at Adele at the concert hall, don't
stand up totally.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
You're a rock and roll bear.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Stood up energy that stood up the wonderfl sat down.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
No, sorry, Amanda, I'm anti Dad.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Okay, everything in life is context context.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Today Big Photo Shoe ten am me and the team
Big Photo Shoe, New Pictures Hot for twenty six Australia
would come in, get a load of this. Wow, they
look good, they sound good, they feel good.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Luck it in.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Go Go, Go Go for twenty six.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
What we didn't need was me today getting up early,
trying to be on point, getting a shave on, getting
must shave on. So if there's any little slight lemmages
or Nicky's, I can just stem the action. Okay, So
it's all good to go. At ten o'clock this morning.
I wanted to be smooth for the photos. Smooth skin
better than silk, better than satin erman like a dolphin,

(33:25):
like a dolphins. I've never touched the skin of a dolphin,
but I can only from the game I've seen in
movies and documentaries. They're shaving using Gillette Mac five like me,
not one, not two, not three, but for five blades.
So anyway, came out the shower ready to shave. What
it's all the paws have opened up. I'm soft. I'm

(33:45):
ripe for shaving like a peach, an English peach from
a lovely orchard.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Anyway, Now I'm right handed. Why is this relevant?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
It is?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Keep listening.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Normally I would chain, I put fresh blades in so
it's super sharp. Okay, However, I forgot the razor was
in my non dominant hand. It was in the left one.
I went to just some fringe straight for injured, falling
down over my forward and I thought I was just
going to guess that. It's irritating just seeing that. Right now,
I'm irritated already. Court bus four. I got to scoop
it back forgetting because it's early that in that is

(34:17):
a freshly bladed five blades, and as I scoop the
French back, I slice. I slice my forehead right in
the middle of it, A flap comes away. Pat the
flap down, listening good morning, and there's so much blood,
like a blood streaming down my face.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
And as I look at myself context.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Photos Australia get a look at this mad English guy everything.
Wait did he shave his heads? He got a hairy forehead,
but he's got a weremen on the radio now cranium
seeping out and they go the makeup ladies, we're gonna bleed.
I'm gonna be coming in on a gurney.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
Well it's what now four hours since now.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Patsy Patsy goes do nothing to him because actually the
skin has very rapid self generating qualities.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
What in ours, it's going to sort itself out Like.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
X men, you should have scabbed over.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Not fifty two year old skin. That heating property is
maybe yet twenty two or ten. You know, you graze
your knee, it's all dumb by the time you're back
at school next day. No, no, no, they're going to
have to put concina. Do they need a trout to
pat it down to cut and it's still there. It's
an angry gash. I just went to check it out
of the bathroom, hoping that somehow just erased itself or
generates it away.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
It's even it's more vivid.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Yeah, well best because it's scabbing over and scabbing.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Can we stop using the words scabbing over?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
One thing you don't want in a photo shoot of
a prospective new breakfast show host is scabby?

Speaker 6 (35:48):
The scabbiest show on the Give the Go beat.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
It's very scabby.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
We need a bottle of Makira chrime. Did your mom
use that stuff in the eighties? It was like that
horrid red sort of fluorescent orange sort of all.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Right, so florescent orange in the middle of my forehead,
passion of the Christ or.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Something the Christian for months, that's what you know.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh yeah, that's right, that is what's needed here.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
It looks like a little plump.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Oh luls won't be happening at ten when all those
marketing people who've flowing in from Sydney were like, you.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Had one job, get here uncut, so excuse me self.
Self inflicted injuries.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
What we're talking about real In case there's any confusion
with my words.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
All right, so sorry, my brains actually does stumbling out.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
By Maybe your brains fell out, some of.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
It has come out of the shower. It's on the floor.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
I'm going to have to call my wife, who sends
in my brains back there. There's few cells as there are,
very good.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
All right.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
So self inflicted injuries, What have you done to yourself?
Maybe getting off a tight jumper. You've piffed yourself in
the face, breaking your nose. Sometimes a tight jumper can
be hard to get out of, definitely. I once got
trapped into one of those zip up weatherproof jackets.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Oh yes, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
The zip wouldn't open, So I asked my mate Pete
to pull me out, and it took quite a bit
of effort. I thought I was gonna have to sleep
in there for life, living in a cortex.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
We're talking self inflicted injuries. This is an incredible one
from Santo. You can imagine this, Christian. When I was
about eight, the house we lived and had a big
brick wall in the backyard. One day I thought it'd
be great to get my dad's golf clubs and go
and start whacking golf balls against the wall. It didn't
take long before one of them came back hard at me,

(37:52):
right in the old meat and two fish. You are
actually you're saying, okay, nature, let's do it. Come at
me hard, Okay, idiot, you want to trying to learn
some lessons. I can just imagine this kid absolutely melting
that ball like a tiger would.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Says, smash.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
It's like a Homoserpson doll.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
It came back.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
You're eating into a brick wall. We've got some mazing stories.
Let's get them now. Hey, Kathy, welcome.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
To the show.

Speaker 12 (38:24):
Hello, how are we this morning?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
We're good, Kathy. I hope you're well as well. So
self inflicted injury?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
What did you do?

Speaker 12 (38:30):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 9 (38:31):
My husband did it.

Speaker 12 (38:33):
He was digging out our cellar when we were renovating
the house and he bashed himself in the forehead with
a sledgehammer. And you know how you were talking about,
you've got this flapp of skin this morning when you
cut yourself in a shower, it was like his whole forhead.
He's come in holding it an his hand, blood everywhere.
Anything to me, Have you got a band aid? We

(38:58):
need more than a band aid.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
We can eat a bigger boat and a band aid exactly.

Speaker 12 (39:02):
We're not just having a bex and a lie down.
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Oh my god, wow is he okay?

Speaker 12 (39:08):
Oh yeah, he was fine. But I had to drag
into the car. I said, at the very least, we're
going to the chemist because it was a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I reached around one of these oversized drawers we've got.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
It was the old sedgehammer pills.

Speaker 12 (39:27):
And then they said to us there is an actual
doctor open. So we did go to the doctor and
he ended up having like twenty five stitches in his head.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Oh my, yes, it was fine.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Band aid would have been fine. Well, you know, all right, Kathy,
great story, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
She called him.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
They have a good day you too, So yeah, Josh,
welcome to the show. Hello, Josh, what's your story for
us about a self affected injury?

Speaker 13 (39:56):
When I was about ten, I had a dog that
would never return the ball when you're playing fetch, And
basically I thought it was going to be a great
idea to give the grab the tennis ball, drill a
hole to it, ty rope to it, so then I
can just pull the ball back.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
This is a great idea. This is a rock solid idea, I.

Speaker 13 (40:19):
Know, like perfect idea. My mum happened to be showing
her friend through the house at that time, and as
we walked through the said she saw that I had
an idea, and she said, don't touch anything, and I said, no,
I won't. She walked out the front and I said
to grab the ball, grab the tennis ball, drill start
drilling the hole. But what I didn't realize was the

(40:40):
twine of the tennis ball then wrapped straight up the
drill bit. To snap the drill bit and to the start.
I still don't know how I managed it. I skipped
the first two fingers holding the ball, and the drill
bit went through my third finger and came out the
other side.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (40:58):
Then freaked out obviously ran inside. At this point, I'm
saying goodbye. Out the front, I grab a teethwer, wrap
it around my hand and my hands behind my back.
I walked through the pr Mum looks at me so
as you stand there and goes, what did you do?
And at that point pull out the blood soak TEETAI

(41:18):
out when she then freaks out, grabs it and takes
me to hospital and basically the doctor said, I was
very lucky that I missed the vein in there, because
what can happen with a drill bit injury is it
can like wrap around the vein or tendon and yank
it dis ladging like the elbow.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
So I was, you know, like a fishing rod. It
something becomes a fishing rod. I have the elbow, I
have your shoulder joint.

Speaker 13 (41:53):
I luckily walked away with just a whole like I've
got a little scar on the side of my finger
and then a dot on the other side of my
finger where it came out.

Speaker 9 (42:02):
So that.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
You had a whole three finger. Yeah, you s couldn't you.
You've never be looking for your car keys like a
Prince Albert there as well.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
That's why you always listen to your mother, kids.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
And drills classic.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
You know. I don't think I'm ever going to be
asleep again worrying about that ever happening to me. Oh
my god, are vain wrapping around pulling out my elbow?
Oh Josh, goodness Nightmas, great story, Josh, thank you very
much for calling the mate.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Who are going Lena, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
Good morning to the Number one team.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
How are we well, morning, Lena, And what did you
do to yourself?

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Okay, so pretty horrific? I am.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
You started, you finish it.

Speaker 9 (42:59):
I know what I did was again like never do
things first thing in the morning.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I am other than radio show.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
You're right, shave your forehead.

Speaker 9 (43:09):
Well it's close to the fard, but not quite so.
I thought i'd sort of fix up my fringe and
looking into the mirror with a pair of scissors, I
actually cut my eye instead.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Of my fringe early in the morning. Yeah, we're not
properly like switched on, are we?

Speaker 10 (43:26):
I know?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Are well?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
I know my forehead is it didn't not me slicing enough, so.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
Yeah, so it was actually quite Yeah, blood thinking blood horrific,
county out of it.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
It's a Christian, never to the fringe.

Speaker 9 (43:41):
I didn't get to the fringe. Christian. Look, this could
be a tip for you, get the department to fix
your fringe to hide your but don't you do it
with scissors. They can fix your fringe.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
I haven't got like an eighties Human League fringe chandelier. Fine,
because Loo who's come from the each needs to speak
to us Human League. Don't you want me Australia, Lena.

(44:17):
Very funny story, thank you very much. According to mate,
very funny.

Speaker 9 (44:20):
Have a good day all this, bye bye.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Think about that family on the couch watching the Christmas movies.

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Hey, well we watched Bannington, which one? They're all great? Three? Two?

Speaker 9 (46:16):
One? Tell you what?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
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would do anyway. You call in and you tell me, Christian,
my sofa is so bad. You complete the rest dot
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Speaker 3 (46:32):
My sofa is so bad. The rats have moved down.
My sofa is so bad.

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five twenty two. My couch is so bad, Renzo, Christian,
my couch is so bad. Even my count's refused to

(47:04):
pee on it. What that's terrible? Pee on my cat, Lordie,
that's how they know. That's how you know. It's trying
to get rid of this. The cat won't be only Elliot,
my Christian, my surfa is so bad. If you and
after a fire with my mind, I'd rather still sleep
next to her than the sofa.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Well, Christian, my surfa is so bad. The dog refuses
to go to the toilet on it.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
The dogs, the cats, why is this the yard?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
I didn't know this.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I've got dogs in cats. They don't do that. Christian,
my surfa is so bad. The springs sit through my ass.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Hey listen, I always say, keeping all that ass for
gear up until half fight when the kids are at school. Okay,
we've got to have standards, Christian. This is from Adam
Joshua Odoring some sort of Viking name South Africa. Why
don't we start a new thing tomorrow. You've got an
unusual surname.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Text us. We're trying to work out where you're from.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
I thought you were going to say Viking or so.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Okay, well, let's two separate features. Let's not burn all
the good stuff before we go national next year. Say
the Viking one for the first week, you know, come
out strong. Suddenly the country is like bloody, he's in
Viking girl. This guy's not even doing secrets, playing forty
chess suddenly on the radio. Anyway, back to our South
Aviricon Viking friend, are you Nordic?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Adam and Joshua? My sofa is so.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Bad, hard rubbish refused to pick it up. This is good,
all right, Lauren, good morning, Welcome to the show. Lauren.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
Oh hi, Christian, My sofa is so bad.

Speaker 12 (48:40):
It's covered in mushed banana and porridge from when the
kids were little.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Oh no, and when was that recently or a couple
of years ago?

Speaker 9 (48:48):
A few years ago?

Speaker 12 (48:50):
New sofas on the list that the springs are also
poking through.

Speaker 9 (48:55):
So I'm in desperate need of a new sofa.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
That is the grimmest sofa.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Laurence revolting, where do you if this is horror over
your levitake?

Speaker 9 (49:11):
I think we're just used to it.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
Now, you just deal with it.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Maybe you do a competition where you get your couch
and avoid the springs. If you set a spring, you lose.
Save them a spring next year, spring spring, Lauren in
mybu Let's let's also speak to Gemma before you pick
a winner. Gemma, good morning, Hey Christian.

Speaker 12 (49:31):
My sofa is so bad that my cat has climbed
up underneath it, pulled.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
Off the foe mat and now clause us in the
bum when we sit on it. It ruined nasty, and
it happens out of nowhere. You're just watching the TV
and all of a sudden flaw in the bottom.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
We've got a nice rug a year ago, and that
fat cat Larry has ruined it. Suddenly. You watched the
shunka bloody hell, and there's this Larry.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
They know it's nice.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Catch are arrogant, and they remember a time when the
Egyptians ruined them worship them, and it's stuck with them.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
You see.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
They still think we're not in the Egyptian times. Larry,
you're not my god. Okay, anyway, Gemma, you're winning the
couch as a cat owner.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yes, you one.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
The Elna three seater lounge leather thanks to age. You
adding furniture. It is yours.

Speaker 10 (50:31):
Thank you so mutrician and gold.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Oner for pleasure. Okay, how do we how do we
level up tomorrow? It's quite easy. It's quite easy. Actually,
I tell you how we level up. We level up
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Speaker 3 (51:11):
Suddenly you're watching something.

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An old lady's yelling in the kitchen. You have to
shout over his shoulder.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
You suddenly go, you put a one eighty?

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What what shows up?

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Or if you're like an evil villain behind your yes, I've.

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the voice.

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You could be Keith Herbert.

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Do you know what they should do on that show?
Soon as when they turn around see the person, they go,
oh god, no.

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Speaker 7 (52:06):
Ah back to ground zero.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Yeah, yeah, it would ultimatically return you home. Thank you.
I didn't know which world was.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
It's a bloody TV. You can relax, read a book,
what's your favorite show? Or lie back and taken that
no options, otherwise they'd be confused.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
What I did with this chript.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Put it in a context, man, put it in a
time to him, that's tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
On the show The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
These days, I feel sorry for these very famous people.
You can't do anything without snitches running their trap off
to the papers. Now I'm saying, as someone who has
an incredible story. The team know this affair about one
of the gallaghers, and it's not a mean story. It's
actually a really sweet story. And when I tell people,
they will going, my god, that's so sweet. I haven't
said any corn air because it's a private thing. Okay,

(52:57):
Well Sam Wood needs to just shutch a trap mate.
If you're taking money rental money from Liam Gallagher and
his lovely girlfriend Debbie Bad look for Australia to be
ringing the Herald's son to get a bit of pr
My friend, this is not on sand Wood Fitness Mogul.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
It's running through their garbagee list.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Liam Gallagher and his fiance stayed six nights at Fitnessmogul
sound Woods Mount Martha home during the Oasis shows. This
is nice standing a nice place somewhere. People saw him
at I J getting his shop on some home comforts.
Wood said, the recycling bin with chokers. Yeah, he's a
rock star. You come and see mine on a Monday.

(53:37):
You think that he is he a front man with Oasis.
Oh okay, it's chalkers. By that, I mean health drinks
of course, of health drinks, destress snacks, stuff like that.
Gallagher left behind Peter's with their ice cream in the fridge.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
Good stuff he could have.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
He could have the you know the Colosse range, right,
but you can tell the boy out of Manchester, but
not the Manchester out of the boy.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
He wants that five.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Dollar top and that is our best last And I
bet he tried to put.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
In the cases.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Fyonce Debbie would have gone, Am, you're gonna have to
leave mine and see when we get back to learn
if we get it sent over from Sam Wood Fitness Mogul.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Lim even left some sign posters for Sam.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
See this is a nice thing.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Locals wanted Liam at Themartha Village ig A. I'd love
to know what he was getting and taking a dip
in the bay would notice good. He's got a lot
to say. I mean, I wouldn't want to stay his place.
Suddenly he's like combining a report on you. Just Jimki
moved around in whacky sets up. She's a front man.
Maybe he needs to know the dumbbells a certain way,

(54:45):
like he's on the microphone or with those maraccas. He's
waving the dumbells as you get Moracca guns. You know,
do you know what I want to do?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Party?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
He wants to write hire Sam Woods Home. Why don't
we next week do the show from sam Woods place?
Now we hire it, we have a night down, a dinner, Okay,
we live like a rock stuff. If we go to
the IgA get some of that BEA's icecream. What if
we do the shop with the next day from sam
woods Place and we live like a rock star.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
We care for twelve hours.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
He's going to snitch on us.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
There were body parts.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
That's Pats the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Hey Patsy, Hey do it mateas they're here, but we're
still on air.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Real your hang out.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
I haven't even got my headphones on, so I can't
even hear you if you're talking to me. But Alex
and I have bigger places to be and bigger people
to see.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Oh that is how you. No, don't don't hate the player. Hey,
that is so good. We just got schooled in showbiz.
She took us there.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
She didn't even blink.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
No, no, no, ow it.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Wow. It's powerful. Powerful when you see that, just you
and that is diva behavior. Nothing on that.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
And if you think she's joking, Alex and Pats have
left the show early twenty minutes. We're all having our
photos take day. It is a team photo shoot. Rie
and I also are in these photos. Yeah, don't we
need to I've got a gash on my forehead. I
need to be there right now. They know what show
comes first. Thank you of those two rats couldn't give

(56:27):
a dare we're having a photo second half ten. It's
in Hawthorne.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Ten minutes so good. It is shocking. Okay, well you
and I need to leave early.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Tomorrow then yes, okay, deal, they can do.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I wouldn't wish that anyway.

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Romance in the Stone. He Mickey d loves to get
his grill on, that's right, Romancing the bone.

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An attendance award coming by way. No ribs for old men,
feel very much red meat. Three men and a bottle
of sweet Baby rays.

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With them?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Should I just go?

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Speaker 3 (57:56):
That's right, my grill.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Got it back.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
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on such a beautiful day today?

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Look around? Is that the smell of barbecue lights?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
If you had?

Speaker 9 (58:08):
What do do?

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Edward sizzlehand?

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Oh yes, bronze frying Nemo. That's a bit hard. Some
of the kids are still getting out of the calm.
They're late today.

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all right, who's still winner today? Who's best in show?

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Tim browse Shire. Today's when we are back tomorrow. Thanks
for joining us.

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