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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I hate to use the word candy.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
One hundred kilos of Indian food.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Count rack is here.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three,
Show one two and twenty six.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Welcome to our Friday show. Happy Friday to Jack Post.
Good morning guys, Happy Friday, Patsy. Hey, now what is
everyone looking forward to this weekend? Today? At three o'clock,
my twentye old daughter is having three wisdom teeth removed.
Oh no, now, no, I know. So my wife and
I just presumed that she would come home and we

(00:47):
would look after have the weekend, guess or something. Because
now she's twenty, she's an independent woman. We spent this
I'm picking her up from the hospital once it's done, yep,
taking her to her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
He'll he'll look after her.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I just drop it off. I'll just drop you off
your boyfriend and my daughter to the boyfriend and he
will look after her over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
What does that make you feel?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
How do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, that's that's like a kick.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
In the kick in the heart, Pats. But it's the
right thing. I know she's twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
And then you've gotta check with him to see if
he's got all like the chicken liddle soup and the
ice cream and jelly.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
You have a bag already prepared. He's got chicken soup.
It's got anaka little capsules you can chew to help
the healing process. My wife has made three meals over
the next couple of days that she's like blended it
all up so it's easy to eat. And that'll all
be dropped off at the door. Your boyfriend will look
after things here.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
I know it's yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Just drive drive away with you in the riverview mirror.
My friday something in my eye and my past is
driving further away from me as I drive to a
real great future on my Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Now, you've got another daughter at home.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
She's on her way, aren't mate.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
They're all going she's half way up.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
They're all going jack to home. Yeah, they're not flying
the nest and not an empty nest. You know what
I'm doing. I'm launching birds. Oh I said that to
my wife. The other said, let's not talk about the
empty nest anymore. That language is destructive. We're launching birds.
You went Chris to stop it.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You want you want the birds to fly? They don't
want the birds are saying the nest the whole time.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
You got your wings, You got your wings. I just
drop you off at your boyfriend here, just unpaid uber work.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's Friday night.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Nothing upseting about this is great. It's just great. Just cry.
Maybe I listened to slipping into my fingers on the
South Track to complete the scene of wonderfulness. Anyway, guys,
I don't want to be down there happy Friday. Are
you up to this weekend?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I've actually got a whole Saturday to myself. The anchor
is seeing friends of hers that move down to Torquay now,
and when she said, oh, let's go see him, must
I thought, such a long drive.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
And lucky that stuff. Because I could say that and
I'm still getting in that car. It's never not sure
not to go.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
So she goes, oh, well, you don't have to come
if you don't want to, And then I get to
do that thing where I'm like, I do want to,
but you know what, I've got some things around the
house that.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I need to do that you, Lucky, what are you
going to do with you too much?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I'm jealous, too free.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
What will you do? You got the whole day. I
get anxious when you get a whole day. You've got
to make every second count.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I always say that I'm going to watch the shows
that I'm not allowed to watch when Bianca is at home,
but I don't. I'm so perfect. Time to do double
thumbs out because I need recommendations of what to watch
while is away.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
All right, we'll get into double thumbs up next. What
are you watch to this weekend?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Pantsy much nursing the pop up after his operation on Thursday?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Of course, the giant mega dog me.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
My element doing that because he's my dog, so he
gets anything he wants this weekends.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
And you're lucky to to look after your dog rather
than just drop your dog off a boyfriend's Sorry, guys,
I keep trying to drag it back to the darkness.
Not darkness. It's great again. Everything's great. Independence your bloody
wings wings all right? Coming up next? Then double thumbs.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Up The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Every Friday, we go around the team. We call it
double thumbs up the things we're enjoying at the moment.
So if you're looking for any new TV shows or documentary.
There's so much choice out there. We try and cut
through that. Patsy, what is it for you?

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yes, well I did touch on the Territory on Netflix,
which is brilliant and it's like an Ossie version of Yellowstone.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Great cost. I'm going to start watching it this weekend.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, I think it'll be right in Wheelhouse. So that
has been good. Another shout out to to listeners. When
I was talking on the show Thursday about Prisly having
his little procedure and needing the lamp shade, yeah, a
few people said, go to kmart and get the ancho
inflatable collar, like you know, the whoopee cushion.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
When you need something for your bat.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
So they can have like farts out of the you
can get.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
One to attach to their collar. That's sort of so
if they hit a wall, that.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Can that don't or something.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
So I've got one for him.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Looks no, no, no, not at all. That's far better
than the stiff old Elizabethan collar, which.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You know, good way to describe it.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
That's but hard for people to take it seriously when
you see the collar. Look, you know that the dogs
had some kind of procedures. Yours looks like it's been
to the Melbourne show.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
The show.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Is going on a long hall flight.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Pillow.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
But he's a bit of a celebrity, Presley, because when
Chris dropped him off for his procedure yesterday, they said,
oh we know all about you, Presley.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
We heard you on the radio special treatment. Such good care.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
The other thing this week, I've been wanting to bring
this to the table for ages and it's taken me
ages to find them. Alan's Sweets has brought back this
spearmint leaf.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
The you know excuse me, no, great.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
The way she set that up, I thought she had
something amazing.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
To bring to anyway, Yeah, you and they are slightly different.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
They're fatter.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Alan's made Broadford, north of Melbourne. Please excuse for a second.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Image always reminds me of toothpaste. I don't don't associate.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
It with I won't offer you one chat.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I know it's not reaching over past and I'm the
same with ice chocolate.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Going with Swedes, I love when they bring They brought
back some of the classic Aussie rangers like Sherbet is
also back if you can get it, But seriously, these
have been looking for months.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
They released them in Happy.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Look, I'm happy for you and people like you.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I grew up with them in the seventies. In a package,
it's all this morning past good luck.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
If you can find some don't wide available pass Patsy's.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Version of territory driving around the country to reagon the
towns looking for Alan'slaw.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
So the Christian Connell Show podcast, it's the Christian O'Connell show, Jack.
What have you been enjoying this week? For double thumbs up?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
We started a TV show called English Teacher on Disney Plus.
Happy to recommend it. Very funny, one of those ones
where you just like instantly like, oh this is good.
If I judge a TV show by actually laughing out
loud in the living room, then it's got my tick
of approval. Please, both of you will love it. English
Teacher so.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
An actually funny sitcom. There's not many around.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
These days, especially I reckon for teachers, and you'll Lois
will love it as well if you want to watch
it with her. For we're looking for a new show,
Modern Students. And then last week when I spoke about
Gordi having his pooh, I was going to call it accident,
but it's not an accident. It was a very deliberate strike.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah it was. It was a dirty protest like they
did in prisons, but with a two year old boy.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
He was he painted on the walls with what was
in his nap. He's disgusting. Someone gave me a great
tip because he's still in onesies. Is his pajamas to
go to bed.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
It's too cute.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
But what he does now is he can he learns
to szip them off and that's why, like he pulls
them off. So she said, just zip them up backwards.
That's what I did with my kids. Can we started
doing it this way? What a great so good.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
So it's like a kind of kiddy straight jack.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
It is a little bit. He's still got use of
his arms, but he doesn't he can't reach around the
back of it. So he's he's back to suck in there.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
You can't cage that animal for much longer.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Donald Trump, No, you can't cage kids.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
You know what's sad. He's he's three in March, and
that's when they stop doing the onesies. You can't get
the ones as soon as they're over three years old.
They don't make him anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
No, and then they go from three to suddenly drop
them off at the boyfriend's store. That's sorry, guys, all right,
all right, double thumbs up for me. Brilliant podcast. It's
called The Rest is History. I think you get to
a certain age and suddenly it's a DNA that gets activated.
You find yourself listening to very in depth history podcast.
I'm at that age. Brilliant podcast, The Rest is History.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
And let me give you another history podcast, then a
short history of dot dot dot, and then they just
do a different subject every week and you get an
hour version of say, Napoleon really, yeah, can't yet.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
On the wires. I'm there at the table.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I'm getting that age you get excited about again. He was.
He was prolific Ginger's gun.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
He was a busy productivity. He had optimized in a world.
And then the real thing that's brought me so much
joy this week. I've watched it twice. It's a brand
new Bruce Springsteen tour document.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
That I saw that I knew you would be watching that.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
JESU looks good.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Oh my god, it's great. Mid seventies. What a beautiflight
here though, So before he's inbarked on this big world tour.
That's been going off for teears. I saw him an
Island last year. They had played together live for a
couple of it was obviously the world shut down with COVID,
and so it's rehearsals of them meeting up again for
the first time. Two band members have died in the meantime,

(10:08):
Clarence Clements and the Danny Feder Tree, and they're old
at Max Weinberg, the legendary dramas had heart surgery. They're older.
And in the rehearsals the songs that you know they're
are like half speed and you can see them looking
around each other, like, you know, this needs to be
better with the East Street Band, This needs to be amazing.
And it follows them in there. It's like in about
four different stages it so it takes it, it builds

(10:30):
the documentary does It goes from them almost at a
standing slow start, just suddenly they are touring and they're amazing. Yeah,
and it's beauty that on interviewing the band, just how
hard it is being part of the East Street Band
and get this. In the eighties and nineties when he
was making it, Bruce's attention to detail was so intense.
He would sing every row of every stadium here in

(10:50):
the sound you kidding, no, no, that the band members
are like nod in the head, like it went off
for hours? Which did he keep playing for two hours?
You'd go and sit in every row and then yeah,
doesn't do that now, I just go and sit in
a trust you guys, they're lucky to see us. But yeah,
they were like they were like it was a pain
in the ass because the rest of the and then

(11:12):
a couple hours later they're on stage for like three hours.
But it's a beautiful documentary as well, and you can
see there's a wistfulness in the band as they are.
They're in their seventies, you know. And Bruce said, you know,
they have interviews with all the band. They get a
lot of access to brucey boy, and they asked him
why do this documentary now, because he said, I don't
know if I'll be a live long enough to ever

(11:32):
go on a world tour. He will, He looks ripped,
he looks but it's really good. It's on Disney Plus.
It's called Road Diary. It's very very good.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Enjoy the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
We're heading into It is a long weekend. But it's
not a long weekend. It's the long broken weekend where
it kind of is a long weekend. A lot of people.
I've obviously got Monday off Tuesdays the public holiday, so
but people say it's a kind of long weekend.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Do you know have they ever released that of how
many people take that Monday off?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
No, but I would say I'm going to put my
money on it. Eighty eighty five.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Percent, I said to Jack, I reckon, it's ninety percent.
This is off the top head rule of the thumb.
Seeing how it was a bit quiet this morning on
Punt Road, I reckon ninety percent of people have got
Monday off. I reckon too, Especially yesterday on the show,
there were loads of people. We had messages from people
when we were doing in a good morning minute who
were heading off yesterday, which is like a that's a

(12:30):
week off our Thursday. Then he couldn't even wait twenty
four hours of a Friday going off camping and apparently
is this right? The weather's going to be great this week?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
And yeah, yeah, let me have a look for you tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh bless you. We've only just done the weather ten
minutes ago. Jenny Kid that tab up. You got to
ASOS straight away. Needs to get some new gazelles.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Cant mostly study twenty seven tomorrow, maybe maybe a shower
Sunday twenty five.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Wow, hot rain, Yeah, hot rain rain. By the way,
wife's birthday next week. I'm hatching the reason why I
mentioned ASOS. I think someone's on the website. You say,
ordering something, and you know the thing. We have to
set up a flipping account normally can go check out
as guests. I've always hopes out of a guest. Yeah, okay,
id of want to start working here and have my

(13:16):
own log in check out his guests. This one didn't right.
You had to set up an account for quicker access
next time. And you've got to remember that standard password
use where it doesn't matter if it gets hacked. All right,
chuck that old word in the knock your sounds out,
knock your sounds out. You want to find my orders
from my acis over the years, fine, hack me. So anyway,
I'm getting getting something. You have to put your day

(13:38):
to birth in right, and it's got that sort of
tumbler of death, the tumbler of death. Well, now for
perhaps you and I, once you get into the fifties.
It's another spin of the tumble of death. It used
to just be one or two in your twenties and thirties,
like then in your forties another one ninety fifties is like,
it feels like you're at the pokes where no one's winning.
That you're putting that h I think.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
It's gonna sauce rolling so much?

Speaker 4 (14:01):
How old am I you? We're going through the years,
rolling back the years anyway our curiosity. I found nineteen
seventy three the not so winning year for me, and
I was like, well, how many years they go back? On?
Asos nineteen twenty four? Now nineteen twenty four? It is
one hundred years ago, right, thinking do they think anyone

(14:21):
is knocking on who's wait for it, one hundred years
of age to get themselves some Anida's gazelle.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
It feels like they're discriminating against those who are one
hundred and one in too.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
You're hark, what do you do, really, old timers who
aree hundred and five hundred and six You want that
carhart hood for Christmas? Anyway? What were doing? How we
get knockoff for the long weekend? If you're going away
or having a long weekend. Let us know nine four
one four one o four three. What time are you
knocking off today and what is the highlight for you
over the long weekend? Nine four one four one oh

(14:52):
four three. Every single call we get this morning, you
get a complimentary breakfast show mug and you can check
out as a guest.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
The Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Christian Patrine was a spot on the Territory. You will
love it. It's very good. We just started watching it
the other day. Episode one. Boom corresponding here has gone
to block cabs. I look forward to the boom on
episode one. I let you know, thank you very much,
Marcus Christian. This weekend we're putting up the Christmas decorations.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yes no, yes, no, yesing Tuesday, November, happening tuesday in
Neuman household God that is standby.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
It's too early. No, you'll get over familiar with the
Christmas decoration.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Familiar. No, no, bar humbug both of you.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
No, hound down your first gratification.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Read up on it now it spread it out.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I say to.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Monks those Christmas decorations, they'll be all dusty, sort of
shrinky in that yes, no, yes, no, yes, how long
we get it's going to call until nine? They can
go on a long weekend, knock off Friday. What's time
are knocking off today? What is the highlight for you?
If you are taking this as a long weekend or
maybe coming into work Monday and then having that Tuesday off.

(16:11):
Just strange old sequence of days, this one. Rowan, good morning,
Good morning Christian.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
I'm good rowing and now Rowan? Please can you tell
us what do you do for a living on a
spare parts in topra A spare parts interpreter? So what
does that mean?

Speaker 6 (16:29):
So basically be chasing spare parts for your car, like
service items, an oil filter or air builder or more
of a diagnostic. You know, something that's gone wrong with
your car. I've got to try and help you, you know, work,
work with a mechanic to work find the part that's
going to help correct the issue.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
So I might ring you up and go, oh, I
need a thingy it's you know, it's the rear tail light.
It's you know, it's the blinky thing, not the sure
the outside bit of it, but the thing in that
you know that lights up a bulb is it? And
you would work out which one I need? Is that
your job?

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Yeah? So do you need an indicator of a breakwater
or a reverse like globe?

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Passenger break light.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Passionate breaklat single, filamental double follow it.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
See you've lost me there? Now this is now. I
need an interpreter to interpret what you just said.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Uh, that just lained? How many I guess connecting points
on the back.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Of the globe and ron?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Why can't the mechanic do this? Why do we need
a middleman?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
He stopped trying.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
He had an interest.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Is this his family business? He's been Probably his granddad
did it as well. He was an old thought. Sorry,
carry on rowing?

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Is that all good?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I know?

Speaker 6 (17:44):
I work with the mechanic. So I'll say, you know,
we need a break like globe, and I'll crowd it
up for the service department and pass it on if
if we upsell it.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
It's a big old team, there isn't it? And are
there many people that do your job? But you must
be on the few in the country.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Surely, No, no, no, every every automotive dealership will have
a parts department.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
But will they have our parts department interpreter like you? Rowing?

Speaker 6 (18:12):
Yes, they have to. We're all got to help the
You know, we've got to help the workshop, We've got
to help customers over the counter.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
And do you meet up every Christmas? Now, have a
big sort of spare parts into a bit of Christmas
lunch together from all the regions, you'll come together. No, right,
maybe one you want to try it? All right? Rowan?
What do you do in long weekend? By the way,
that's why we are you calling it? What are you
up to this long weekend?

Speaker 6 (18:36):
I'm getting off down to jan Jack, which is down
next to Torka for four days.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Go there every summer caravan park? Is that where you
go and Rowing?

Speaker 7 (18:45):
No?

Speaker 6 (18:46):
No, family's got a house, damn man, we've had that
for about fifty years now.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Wow, well, I enjoy your long weekend Rowing, We'll have
a great day. There was no vibe between you and
Rowing anytime you tried to get and on that revolving door.
He's shut in your face home down there for fifty years.
Not just our family home. He could have left it
there for fifty years. So for fifty years you've been wrong.

(19:14):
Just watch the vibe with the callers today. Please, First one,
you've really fallen foul of Rowing there? And why am
I going to gym here now, please take it easy.
Chat with your approaches today. Jim, welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Oh, good morning to Outconnell. How are we going?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
We're good, We're good. Jim. Now, Jim, what are you
up to this long weekend? Are you off Monday? No?

Speaker 6 (19:35):
I got heaps on.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I finish your work at one point thirty going to
the gym. We've got to clean the hair because I
got my son's twenty first when'dy twenty one this weekend?

Speaker 6 (19:45):
He was well twenty one on Monday.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
He's part of this weekend year imstulations. And you feel
about that? How do you feel about the little boy
been twenty one now?

Speaker 8 (19:52):
He's still stay home till he's fifty.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I'm great. He's not letting. Oh my god, you're read
it for the long haul. Screw that. No, tick him
out the nest. No, because now you why are you
cleaning the house before the twenty first? It's really going
to get you dirty.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
So they get well, we're Greek, it's going to be clean.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
It's going to be clean again, spotless. And so how
many you alas you've got family coming around? Is a
big party?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah, there's about twenty one in the family and all
his mates.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Says, yeah, it's going to be a decent evening night
at an event for.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Sure, Right, okay, I love the fact you're getting going to.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
The Melbourne Cup.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
I got a tip for you, some Melbourne Cup.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, about fourteen number fourteen something sushi.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
I can't remember that it's.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
The ground on this full tipper. This is about twenty
percent of it's something sushi, and that the horse is
called something sushi.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yes, no, no, it's called deep sushi.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I can't remember the first part of it. You only
like it because you're Greek. And it says the word dipping.
It sagon at twenty one dollars.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
It's playing twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Don't go wrong, all right?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Wrong different somebod who doesn't even know the full the horses,
doesn't that?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
All right? Jim, you're a legend. You and your family
have a great birthday. Body for you.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Some thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
You see you guys the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Driving around yesterday doing errands, and I noticed that Halloween
starts about four o'clock. Little kids come out about four o'clock.
Parents walking around with these little kids and their little
cute outfits, their tiny little buckets to get all the chocolate.
The young kids look like it's the best day ever
because you're dressing up, you're doing something Mum and dad,
You've got your mates there as well, and you normally

(21:39):
you're sort of only allowed a small amount of chocolate
and sweets, okay, for good reasons. Suddenly you've had a
bucket full of bit Why this is like the greatest
day ever for young kids? Isn't it Halloween?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
And I don't know why? I know, I get some
people want to get rid of Halloween. It's an American tradition.
Why we bring it here? But to see the joy
on their faces? Why would you want to take.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
It's not for the young kids. It isn't a scary thing.
None dressed up. They just just dressed up. Yes, So,
how did your alien outfit go down? He must have
loved that.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
He did love the alien, although it was there were
so many aliens out there. You can get it. It's ancho.
You can get it for like forty bucks from km up.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
So so you want the only alien?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Every time I turned a corner there was more aliens.
It's an invasion, Jack, Yes, didn't in the news headlines
patch it didn't feel special when I walked out onto
the street for the first time. It's a big inflatable
alien that looks like he's carrying you. That's how they
weren't all in that outfit exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
My wife's fiftieth and there were four Freddie Mercury and
all of them. Yeah, and they all they're all quite
annoyed with each other. They're all having an uneasy chat. Came, well, yeah,
it's better. His outfit is better than mine.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Remember we had a Freddie Murphury, and so do Gordy
love it? He loved it so last year he was
a little bee and he did.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
He looks so cute.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
He filled up his bucket with all his chocolates and stuff.
But we were able. He didn't really know what we
were doing. So the end of the night we were
able to take the chocolates off him and hide him.
This time.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
In one or two.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Surely this time. Every time he went to a new
door and he brought it back, he's like open it now, no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
And he's learned a lot since that dirty protest.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Then, because we were with his cousin as well, who's
the same age as him, so both of them tipped
out when they got back to our house, tipped out
their whole hall onto the coffee tack.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
It's like loop, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
And and we couldn't pull them away. Then they just
started eating.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
It so well, they didn't pull them away. You're six two.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
They they were clinging on like you wouldn't believe.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
And then as they could be taken down by two
year olds.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
As they ate, the sugar gave them strength even more
protective over the others. So I recorded some audio. This
is like fifteen minutes after they scoffed a whole out
of their chocolates. Just the noise in the house for
an hour.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
This is tough. Oh my god, it's like this is
your kid on sugar? Is it? And is that supposedly bedtime?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
That's bedtime? Trying to like round the mark. They're having
so much fun, but they're obviously just high, high on sugar.
So I try to get them in the bar.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Listen here for a dad on the edge. We've all
been there. There's no joy or giggling in the voice.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
It's no time for the bar.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Don't touch me.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I'm checking my watching at this time.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Kids understand that don't it too? Oh, how long is
it tend to go down?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
And that's not even that's the more jovial version of it.
I had to stop retorting when it became real straight.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
It's not fun. On the show the next day, Patsy,
how was yours?

Speaker 9 (24:59):
So?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, still on the show, you were saying how you
were driving forty five minutes two on the more affluent
suburbs to get the better chocolate.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
No, it was further out west, and honestly, I couldn't
believe it. So we went to back a smash.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
And could not believe this section sort of up near
in Daly. It was a suburb called Darli. I couldn't
believe the amount of people.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Practice farm land out there. Ten minutes between.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Around the farm land, more colde bucket.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
It was mom's, dad's dressed. It was brilliant Prams scooters.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
No, I didn't, but odds did. But houses.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
They stumbled across one of their teacher's houses and you
know what he had out the front. He'd hooked up
this slushy machine for the kids. So he had like
two flavors of slushies with the you know the extension.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Look leading they just throw shame on the rest of
us don't enough. I drove past the guy yesterday, one
of my neighbors, and he was doing complimentary snags the kids,
and I was like, oh wow. I was like, is
it too late for me to do a rife? What
would you do? Snags and onions and tickets, Taylor Swift

(26:22):
and snags and burgers and chicken.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
It's almost like it's a competition with some dares.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
But yeah, he had the slushy machine and there was
a shy sausage sizzle as well a few doors up.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, all right, there's us on Screaming jets now better
on Gold one. I four point three fifteen minutes past
seven coming up next. Extraordinary scenes last night at the
second show for Coldplay.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Here Christian Connall Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Good morning, Christianer Team Halloween is not actually are American?
Originally originates from the Celts in Ireland. Ah, that's what
I think. It's a pagan ritual or festival. I believe
Patrick over to you. Gotta be honest. I am upset
today supposed to going. I suppose we've gone to Corplay

(27:06):
last night. My wife and single life loads sounds like
brilliant life just joyous. They put some great shows and
but why it's not being very well so we couldn't go.
Last night. It was doing the right thing. I was
looking after my wife. And then I come this morning
and one of the movies I love aravit is The
Karate Kid, and it come this morning. It's actually like
the world has gone. You really made a mistake yesterday.

(27:27):
Even when I said I couldn't go, oh, I said
you can go, and you know you have a half
a beat, don't you? And I just went, I can't
do that. You're not well. And I knew that she
wanted me to make that decision. But the real meat
inside there was like that is selfish. Serah. Anyway, last
night last night, I can't play. Chris Martin just dies

(27:48):
a film and music video with Ralph Maccio The Karate Kid.
I cannot believe this happened last night.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
How just did you predict that?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Ralph here, Daniel LaRusso is in Melbourne get a message
here from one of you five minutes ago, Christian? Are
you comfortless?

Speaker 10 (28:03):
Thing?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Tonight? I'm taking my fourteen year old and my twelve
year olds to a fourtieth anniversary screening of the Karate Kid.
It includes a meet and greet with Ralph himself, Match
the other Karati Kid, and Cobra Kai Sensi, who was
terrifying the movie, John Crease the cast to here wet Please,
whoever this say is you put your name on that,
please let me know. I'd love to try and come
along to that tonight. So anyway, last night, Sue, our boss,

(28:27):
was there. She recorded this audio because she couldn't believe
what was happening. Ralph Matchia I was in the crowd.
They were making a video for a new can't play
song called the Karate Kid. So suddenly early on the show,
there's a big picture of a scene from The Karate Kid,
and Chris Martin starts explaining what is going to happen.

Speaker 11 (28:43):
That's Karate the movie from nineteen eighty four before a
lot of you were born. When I watched that as
a kid, it made me feel like, Oh, there's an
inner Daniel in all of us, like that part of
you that you need to find to overcome adversity. A
song came through a few months ago. It's called Karate
Kid and the chorus of us wanting to make me

(29:04):
sing about Daniel.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I mean it's lovely that young Chris Martin thought, oh,
you know, he got the big idea, But I just
want to learn how to roundhouse or front kick nemesis
of at school. But Chris goes on.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
So what we did this week called Ralph Machion. Who
is karate Kid. He's now sixty three years old. He
lives in New York City. Except he's not in New
York City today. He's at the permission of the Australian government.
He might just be here in Melbourne.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
We'll see so and in the crowd, the spotlight falls
on Ralph Daniel LaRusso.

Speaker 11 (29:39):
The plot of this video is that on the streets
of Melbourne, Ralph is trying to become a singer and
everybody rejects him. But he comes to our show and
I lost my voice and I'm going to see him
in the crowd, and then he's going to come up
on stage. He's going to sing this song called karate Kid?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Is that something? And then who would be interesting to
see him welcome round like a pro. He knows what
he's doing. I can't wait to hear this song karate Kid.

(30:23):
Were you there last side? Did you see all of this?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
So last night's second night here at Marvel Stadium in
Melbourne for Coldplay Extraordinary scenes. Midway through the concert, Chris
Martin starts to making music video for a forthcoming song
by cold Play called The Karate Kid in the Crowd,
as the main star of the song is the Karate
Kid himself, Ralph Matsio. We're just asking if ma, any
of you were actually there last night, Sam, you were.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
I was there.

Speaker 8 (30:51):
It was awesome, and he asked everyone not to put.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
It on YouTube or radio stations or radio for that matter.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
He wanted to keep the same but it was a brilliant.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Tough to keep fifty thousand people into a secret, isn't
it really really hard? It was an amazing show, Sam, Sam,
was it a good show?

Speaker 8 (31:13):
Brilliant, Absolutely brilliant.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
It was worth going to great Okay, Sam, have a
lovely long weekend. That's got a Brad. I was also
there as well, Brad, Good morning, Good day, Christian. How
are you so make me jealous? I was supposed to
be there last night, and then the Karate Kids there,
not just cold Plate must have been awesome.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
We all thought it was just some kind of kooky
interval thing where the video came up, and then all
of a sudden he said he wanted to make a
clip and would be okay if we all just played along,
And next minute Ralph's on the stage.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
You could hear a pin drop.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
It was fantastic And I go to a far as
to say Ralph can sing.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
And so a great concert last night cold Play with
the karate.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Kid, Yeah, terrific. We were We were in the mosh pit,
fifty year olds in the mosh pit. It was sensational.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Great, great.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I didn't think of Coldplay as start mohing to sky
for the stars and we will fix you.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Brad, thank you very much for calling in mate.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Every Friday on the show, then the last hour the
show from a you're in control of the music. We
give you the theme, you pick all the songs. Big
songs are needed every Friday to kickstart the weekend show.
We call it the Naked Out.

Speaker 12 (32:25):
Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour
on Nick Nick nig nick nick nag Naked Our Naked Hour,
Oh nick nke Nigga nick nigg Naked Our Naked.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Our today's theme on the Naked Out. Then we're looking
for songs in the title something to do with sleep?
I had example, waking nightmares, bed sheets, pillows, snooze, snore,
sea pat machines, my wife's ice, cold feet? How can

(33:13):
they be so cold? Don't warm them up on me?

Speaker 8 (33:16):
You know?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Songs are that in the title nine four one four
one oh four three Patsy, what have you got for us?

Speaker 7 (33:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Or could we play I'm kicking it off with some
van Halen dreams. It's hard to get a song with
dreams that wasn't kind of slow and sleepyt.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Well meet Bleetwood Mac is a great song?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Well that is, Yes, that is, but the pickings were
a few this week, so I had to go with
this one.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
We didn't have to do dream Yeah, no, I know
I did it, but I wanted to.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
So your fact is pickings with few. Argily, really thanks
and keeping the vibe going today.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
No, because last week you said I was I was
overly obvious.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Last week this is a great song, is Jackie Boy?
What have you got?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I actually have another dream song? This song I love
because it was featured in my all time favorite film,
Wayne's World. It's dream Weaver.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Oh, great song. This is a brilliant song. By the way,
spot quiz what year was Wayne World's out? So they
saw yesterday when it came out and said, wow, I'll
go ninety two a chicken dinner. This is a great song.

(34:33):
Did you find when you were looking for songs that
mentioned like dreaming of the title? The pickings were plenty,
were plenty of it. Almost like you're in an apple
can move.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
You've got to say, You've got to admit that's a
bit slow for Friday vibe.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
I tell you what it is, I say it. Can
we go on this pancy? This is a luscious arrangement.
It almost feels like you're yeah, this is a Friday vibe?
As is this close your eyes? Please? Let cat Stevens in.

(35:10):
Morning has broken. It feels like this assembly, doesn't it
with the teacher, the religious teacher. Money has broke, Morning
has pickens. Sorry, Okay, this is a lord's prayer that
bird has This is a banger.

Speaker 11 (35:38):
You hear this?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Here you go, The weekend is here. It's like your
first bed of the weekend. Beer has broke talking about me? Yeah,
stage dive into this cat bang those keys, cap bang
them all right, what about this the night Frankie Valley,

(36:01):
Oh listen said this. This is a big song, all right,
Pickings a plenty nine four one four one oh four three.
You call that for two reasons. One to say yes,
Christian begin the eight hour with Morning Has Broken by

(36:21):
Kat Stevens. Let's have a prayer at eight this morning, please,
and then you tell what song you want to hear?
Anything to do with sleep in the title.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Not getting a lot of support for Morning Has Broken.
It's a real shame. I thought I knew you better
than that. Anyway, we do this every Friday, we call
the Naked Our. We give you a theme. You pick
all the songs today it's songs in the title something
to do with sleeping. Yes, we're up to speed now,
I think with everyone saying wake me up when September ends.

(36:55):
This is a great song by Cheap Trick dream Police.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
Do you hear this?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
You think this is Cat Stevens. It pairs basically, you
know they have like wine pairs your Cat Steven's with
this past.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
For dreams being slim Pickens great.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
A waysis what's the story in Morning Glory Bed of Roses,
bon Jovi powerful so on this. All right, let's take
some calls. Let's go to Paul. Good morning, Paul, good morning,
Happy Friday to you all, and welcome to the show.

(37:43):
Thanks Paul and Paul. What would you love us to
play today?

Speaker 13 (37:46):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (37:47):
Dream on Aerosmith?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Same pips again. You know there's Benny any of them.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
This is a great Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
He holds this really long note for ages in this song. Paul,
this is great. Well, we might play this jil our
next hour. Thank you very much, Paul. Enjoy the long weekend,
you two guys. Soya Andrew, good morning.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh sorry, you just wake me up with all those
sleepy songs.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Out saying you.

Speaker 8 (38:21):
You can't have a sleep scene with her to wake up,
so you're gonna wake me up before you.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Go go boy, All right, DJ Andrew leave it to
the pros. So you're right, we need big songs on
a Friday, my friends, big songs.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
That's it, and you thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
And Marie good morning, Good morning a Marie. What you
do you love us to play? To do with sleep?

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (38:47):
I have got the lion sleeps tonight.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
All right, Amrie, thank you very much. Let's go to Nicole,
Come morning, Nicole.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
We're not playing that.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
It's the wrong version. That isn't the one that came
out in the eighties. That's like the original from the sixties, Nicole,
Come morning, Good morning Christian, Jack and Pat. All right,
what would you love us to play today? Happy Friday,
Happy Friday. I think some cranking up a level with
some midnight oil beds of Bernie. Great band, great song, Nicole,

(39:33):
Thank you very much, thanks for calling Brendan.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Good morning, guys, Happy Friday, Happy almost long weekend, Happy.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Almost long weekend. Now you've got something bid for us
to kick us into that long weekend.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
All right, christ and I'll see your cut and raise
you with a Metallica into the same man.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Yeah, almost like the double A side, aren't they core?
Gold Artist? Metallica, Madonna, Mondo, Rock all the ends. This

(40:14):
will get my vote. This is how we should begin
the eight hour and then you know what we go into,
because once you bring them up, you got to just
bring them down. Okay, easy guys, easy on the roads.
After Metallica, Thank you, Brandon. Have a lovely weekend, Chris.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
Good Christian, every long weekend, Happy long weekend.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Now, Chris, You've also had a look around and he
found yet another song.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
To do with dreams, keeping the theme alive with Dreams
from the Cranberry Lovely.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
We got some tough decisions. There are some really great
songs to pick here, Chris, thank you very much your song.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Look, Chris, you know Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
We want to talk about streaks here now. Streaks is
a thing, a word that has come out the last
couple of years. Sometimes it's like streaks of a fitness run.
If you've been doing peloton or going to the gym,
you're on a streak. You did an incredibly amazing streak.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Seventy five days in a row of two workouts per day.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
That is tough. That is amazing. Now, Kaitlin, you also
have a streak which is related to racing.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yes, the Melbourne Cup.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
So for the last nine years of the Melbourne Cup,
I've picked the winner every year.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
That is so it's incredible. In any year, it's so
hard to be at the winner because anything can happen unless.

Speaker 9 (41:37):
You're placing like twenty bets on right, Yeah, no, no, no,
I've put two bets on every year and every single
year I've won for the last nine years.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Wow, and so what are you basically on do you
study the form on your tipster?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Nothing?

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Because I started the streak with Prince of penz Ends
and the reason that I went on that was because
it was the female jockey.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
Yes, and so that was a to one and I
put two dollars on it and I won two hundred
and two dollars.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
I love that story. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
You've got to tell us who you're going for this peace.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 9 (42:09):
Well when you know, well, they're still actually creating the field,
so it's not fully locked in yet. So kind of
the day before I think I'll have a look and
then choose the name that I like the most.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I choose it on name and.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Would you share with us what that is?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yes, I can.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Brio. What's your streak?

Speaker 13 (42:28):
I met a guy from our work who has been
to Baptist like the car racing event.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
We're familiar with it.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Well, not not just the town, he just loves he
lived there.

Speaker 13 (42:38):
So yeah, his streak was every day, three day bogan Fest,
sixteen years in a row.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
What he's like a fan.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Tell the stories.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
It's not like fifty years in a row. It's like
he's been to sixteen of them. It's like he's been
to sixteen. I've been to I don't know, fourteen games.
It's an incredible streak. They were banning most of them.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Well, I could have just stayed out there.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
What if your what are your streaks?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Christian Connall Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Looking for your Unbeaten Streaks? Good morning to Andrew.

Speaker 8 (43:26):
Gooday, Christian, here you go.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
I'm good Andrew, So tell us about your streak.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
Well, every single day this year I have been in
the bay in Chelsea at about six thirty in the morning,
all the way through. The bloke who entered the phone
this morning, he goes, did you go this morning? And
I said, of course I did, otherwise it wouldn't be
a streak. So that's where I'm at.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Tell you what I'm in all of that because the
bay is cold, and when you're in the winter and
it's like bitter getting in, don't you do you wear
a wet suit, just in shorts and straight in.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
No, I'm just in shorts and it's it's in winter.
Would probably go without shorts, but no, I think it's best.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
You're just skinny dip and you're nude in that well.

Speaker 8 (44:06):
Just to mix things up a bit Christian. You know
why I wear my shorts, and that is also a streak.
I haven't actually been a streaker, but that is also
a streak wearing shorts when I go in the water.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
I mean, you're a brave guy doing that, because often
walking the dog down on the beach at Sandy and
I see the people still going in, and I see
a lot of the old old guys and women go
in and they don't even take their time. They just
wander and then dive in and off they go. And
they're obviously a stronger generation. Because so why do you
start doing it? Is it for fitness or well?

Speaker 8 (44:35):
No, I run a fair bit. But what I thought
i'd do is I started reading this book about the
vegas nerve. You're familiar with that, Yeah, well it's about
activating the vagas vegas nerve and getting the dopamine hit
in the morning, and that's what it's all about. So
I wander in, I do a duck dive, I do
a bit of breathing in there, and within four or

(44:58):
five minutes I'm back out and start my day.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
You actually got the energy of somebody who does a
cold dip every.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Morning and I do it.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Well, I'm actually I'm a school principal down there, so
I need all the energy I can get.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Yeah you do, Yeah, I bet you do. You'll need
that vegas vegas nerve to be toned as well as well. Yeah,
good on you aren't you? And so do you? Reckon?
This will be something you do for the rest of
the year and keep going next year.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
Look, I think so it's funny. I've lived in Chelsea
for fifteen years and I am and my mates at
work out it's taken you fifteen years to realize that
you have a beach at the end of your street.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
So I reckon, I will.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
It's been great for me. So yeah, Andrew, thank you
very much to come mate. Have a nice long weekend.

Speaker 8 (45:43):
You two go on you guys.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Yeah, Linda, good morning. What's your street? Linda, wordle word
all you went big for that. You're still doing it.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I don't whordle anymore. I didn't know many people did.

Speaker 8 (45:57):
Oh yeah, well we've got a few and I'll do it.
So we am checking on each other.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
How we did to the day and what dare you
up to now?

Speaker 8 (46:08):
Well today I'm up to day three, but my longest
streak was one ninety eight and I failed three days ago.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
I fell off the word a wagon. It's his story
as old as the time.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
What was the word that got you?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Linda? Oh?

Speaker 8 (46:25):
Oh god, I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Only three days ago? Wasn't a crazy question?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Wild ask away? All right, shift, you just called over
the Long.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Weekend the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
To about your streaks. This morning, Melanie and to Cott
has got an incredible streak on her kindle. Melanie, I
love the way that you've taken a screenshot supplementary evidence
to support your outlandish claims. But this is amazing. You
know you as part of your seventy five hard which

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was two workouts a day and then reading ten pages
of a book.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Of a non fiction book also hard trained the brain.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Oh, non narrative fiction. Melanie has been reading every day
for the last one thousand, six hundred and fourteen days
on her kendle.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
That will be fiction, that will be fiction. How do
you know that it's just more enjoyable where it's non ficture.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
You don't know. She might have mixed it up. She
might have also been reading that book Andrew was reading
about the Vegas. No you don't know, or hoo sampiens
by your whole nari? How many years? In one thousand,
six hundred and fourteen, there's do some show ugly mats. Now,
it's been a while since the show does its ugly mats.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Three times five is fifteen, so five years and then
some five and a half rio.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
There's a computer in front of you, which is a
company paid for. You can type into Google just to
check that is. So, what do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Five five and a half years?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Five point four years?

Speaker 13 (47:56):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (47:57):
One? Six hundred and forteen?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Changed mine to about five.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I'm going to go five point four four. It's been
a while, that's why we do it. It's always bad
whenever we go anywhere. Patsy, So you're getting how's Presley
the world's biggest dog is owned by Patsy. It's a
in fact, is racing this weekend at Flemington. He's got
his own he can fit three jockeys on his boat.

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Three the Lyris lands up there. And so what have
you got now? Because earlier you were talking about instead
of having that kind of the cone of shame for
getting the inflatable one like a sleeping pillow, yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
And Stolesman, one of our listeners, messaged me overnight about
Stolly Yeah, Dolly, about these inflatable nick sort of things
that replace the Elizabethan collar the big lamp shade, and
it is a game changer. It's great, but it's still
he's still banging into stuff and we've found that we've
had to Last night, we had to actually rearrange the

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house a little, so, you know, the coffee table had
to get shoved up against the wall.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
And just like an obstacle, course.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Is when a normal dog bangs into something, it might
not go over a cup, but when your dog does
it like takes a wall out of the living room, it's.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Like it's like human tempin bolding. It's getting strikes every
time with you and your family.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
The amount of wine glasses that we've lost, Jack is
just insane, because.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
You'll need You're just gonna have to use sippy cups
this weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Patsy, that's right, how many wine glasses you got littered
around the house?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Mate, tear it up over the long weekend, Go and
get another one hundred.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
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Speaker 4 (49:37):
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looking for your horse bands before that which you Siia

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has found three horse facts guaranteed to blow our minds. Okay,
mind ready, A horse cannot get lost. If you're ever lost,
go find a horse and go take me home. Hossy.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Is that like the horse equivalent of when you drop
a cat, it'll land on its feet.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Horse horses have an innate and a miraculous sense of
direction that can find their way back home from the
most remote locations. Equine researchers discovered that they rely on
natural cues, magnetic fills, and even subtle landmarks. Oh, I
know that pub. I take a left at that pub
and my master lives around the corner. If you go
past the red line, you've gone too far.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
My father in law used to say, because he was
like a Depression era sort of teenager. He was a
lot older as a dad, but he after a night
at the pub. He because he rode a horse.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
They were from Corrion and he no.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Seriously and he would whack his brother on the back
of it as a teenager, whack the horse on the
back of the bumon and it would like take him home.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
This is well, they got the idea for uber Yeah. Yeah,
horses have a sense of humor. Has found that horses can.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Both recognize they can laugh at that last story.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
No, I said, they got sense of humor. It was
found that horses can both recognize and appreciate jokes and pranks.
Come on, we should be doing horse TV shows to
they what do they love to get their laugh on with?
What do you mean they appreciate them? What does that mean?
How do you register that?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
First they laugh and then they go very strong the.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Og office, then another, not Dodgy, Austra, anyone but the
og office. And that's good. Horses also have very large eyes.
These are not horses nine, he was sent. That's how
they don't get lost anything. If I had two massive

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bug eyes like that the size of plates, you see everything,
you can see, house, wherever you are. All right, then
we're looking for your horse bans today. Horse bans. What
are the horses listening to?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
What are they listening to? Christian?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
You're gonna have to go first. No, I've just realized
I've done horse movies. Ah Jack, what have you got?

Speaker 9 (52:31):
So?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
What are you going to write some while I talk?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah, I'll just read them anyway you go.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
They were confused.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
No, no, no, yeah, the otherwise that we then get
movies on that.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah, I'll do the heavy lifting today.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Horse bans first. The horses are laughing at that, John Mayer,
don't you mean Mayor? Mayor like a horse? Very good? Nator,
Patsy Gold, Hoofy Lewis than the News, Gold Haul and

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oat Bag that's silver very good, could be better.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
And punk band penny Wise. I guess they're big fans
of the races. Oh yeah, pony Wise.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yeah, silver all right? You say horse some bands? Yeah,
Rodeo Speedwagon that's good. Yeah yeah yeah, and horses love
listen to their version of some Mix a Lot. They
call it spur mix a lot, spurs yeah, experts le's
say you ride a horse? That's what?

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Okay? Silver plus all right?

Speaker 4 (53:34):
What have you got then? Horse bands not movies.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
You're enjoying this, patsy. Okay, tell that, sorry, mate, someone
going on long weekend. Now, I was just talking to
you on the radio.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
But I know, but I was just logging in. I
have to move studios, you see, please, And all the.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Answer is so boring. The listeners aren't going, oh okay,
she must have been logging in and changing studios like
she just do. Because the hugey lightshears is opening break
huge us together in sound check. The dog Faced Human,
The dog face Human, the human Fased Dog, New York.
Craigie Burn, Craigie Burn.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Now do you want Buddy's story. He's got a story
about that.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yes, yes, buddy, you got a story about horse getting
lost and finding its way home?

Speaker 10 (54:28):
Yeah, I haven't my Yeah, old man was a friend.
I had a friend who was a sheep driver. Back
in the nineteen thirties. They went from Central Victoria to
central New South Wales, picked up a mob of sheep
off a farm and bought a horse off a farmer.
They drove the sheep back to Central Victoria and about
three days later the horse got out of the yard
that he's mate had him in, and over a week

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later it got back to Victor our New South Wales
where it comes from.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
It swam the Marray River, Murray. That is impressive.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
That's true story, mate, true story.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
That is incredible.

Speaker 10 (55:04):
Back in the nineteen thirty I used to drive a
lot of shape around the shape back in the drafts night,
there wasn't a lot of food around, so they governed
by shape and driving from New South Wiles back in
the Victoria for food.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
The sheep movie wasn't the amazing part of the.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Buddy, great name, great story. Thank you for calling mate.
I enjoy the weekend.

Speaker 10 (55:24):
Yeah, now is Christian you too?

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Thank you? Guys. Uh, all right, so we're looking for
your horse bands. You need to march. Let's go, all right?
Who Fi and the Blowfish Gold rains against the Machine
Gold Philly Ocean Civil plus.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Oh what no, that's a streak.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
That's good Philly Billy. You know Equine inch Nol's Gold.
Very clever word and Andrew David hasselhoof God plus a
very good mister ed sheer Gold feed Astley. Yes he
got his nose bag a very strong like not coldplay,

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it's cold play, young male horse Gold notorious b I
G G. Gold. That's very good. On Sarah, Equines of
the Stone Age Silver, the GGS instead of the BGS, Gold,
Winks Floyd very Good, Annie Blinkers one eight two Gold,

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Kings of Stallion Silver winning Post Malone, Brandon's limpsea Biscuit Gold, Uh,
Equine Stefani instead of Gwen Stefani. Equine Stefani, c mc
glu Stick Factory.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Silver, Tommy House of Maine Silver plus, Winks eight two's
the Winks one World Doneho with that Cameron.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
By Marley and the name.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Silver kind of the Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Hang on, guys, I've just logged into the next studio.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Capital very funny.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Oh sorry, I didn't make her to hear. I was
just changing studios because Christian. It's curious David Househoff Is
he a singer? Yeah? Like Maroon five? Wake up? So
the Joy of the Househof hits. Germany really really love
the music of Househof. He's bizarrely super popular in Germany.

(57:42):
The rest of the world with the hits of the Hof,
but yeah, in Germany he's had I think he's had
a couple of number one. Can you see how many
hits he's hand in Germany?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Well, he sung it didn't he sing it the four
of the Berlin works.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
He did.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
He's actually had oh my god, these pop ups.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Use real login probably now on the show.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
He's had one UK Top ten and oh just that's it.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
What about his German.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Yeah, yeah, go to the German hip raid, the German
countdown songs. Looking for Freedom was that's it? That's when
he sung on the wall. He was looking for love
and he was looking for freedom and o wasly suddenly
now as a unified Germany, they found freedom through the

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breakdown of the barriers and the beautiful unifying melodies of
David A Wow, not a German guy, but no better
apparently just seen that. Really he sum up that moment
an amazing moment in history.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You know he's releasing new music, is he? His latest
album at seventy years old, is called Party Your Hasselhoff.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Sorry, part of your hasselof listen. Oasis haven't announced who
was their support here for Australia. Make it Hasselhoff. Let's
start the petition right now, all right, and when we
return to the Breakfast Show, big questions will we answered
When we return to the show next week, Will Jack

(59:16):
post find out what is the secret ingredient his wife
is putting in his smoothie. It's making him chow when.

Speaker 10 (59:22):
He has it.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Will I find my wife Sarah birthday president this weekend?
I really need to. Will Patsy find her login at
carter to nine? It's a problem. Well, will we find
out what is on the back of jack sonos bar. Update?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
It's not a sound bar, it's a sonas beam, so
it doesn't have an each connection in the back, I'm
sorry to say.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Will producer Kaden pick her tenth Melbourne Cup winner? Will
Linda remember her word or word when jack Insie said
the day what broke her one hundred and sixty three?
D oh god, I don't remember. Well, you got the
long weekend? We get back to a slender and which
help Patsy find those Sherbert lollies. The search continues by

(01:00:10):
the Holy Girl. All of this will be revealed next
week on the show. Enjoy a long weekend.

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The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast