March 4, 2026 • 56 mins
The show’s centrepiece becomes Christian’s battle with a Sharpie stain on his couch, culminating in a rescue mission from stain removal legend Shannon Lush.
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Speaker 1 (01:43):
Good Morning, Pats Money, coome Onrning, Alex Money, good morning, Rio,
good morning. What an incredible couple of days ahead of
us now for armchair sports fans it is on Small
RL AFL Smagasboard Sports Swedish smaggas Bard You've got the
you got AFL's back footage back tonight NRL and also
(02:03):
F one as well. And then tonight the Matildas in
an extraordinary game. Again it's the the Uranian women's team,
and they showed so much courage the other day playing
anywhere with them things going back on in their homeland,
but also refusing to sing the national anthem. I don't
know if anyone's seen this story. You talk about courage,
they were they were told by the regime. They must
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sing the national anthem not to embarrass the regime, and
they defiantly didn't sing it on Monday night's opener against
South Korea. Incredible. I hope they get an amazing reception team.
So yeah, it's an incredible couple of days. Absolutely. Now, Alex,
are you going down to F one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I am today. So I'm going to take my son Max.
He's four years old. He cannot wait. So from his kindom, he's.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Not gonna remember any of this. Hopefully he does some
of them, just ticklarly in front of the TV. Tell
him he's there. Can I come instead of him? Because
do you know this? You can go and have a
little looksie around today if you live nearby. Yes, like
a post code bias. It's hilarious. You know, we gotta
do it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You gotta print off like a utility buill to preyer
that you live in the area. So I'm going to
print off my little gas bill and I'm going to
take it off to the F one and go here
you go, guys, I live just over there.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Can I come in?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
There's sure income? It's so unfair and what do you
get to do? Just wander around around? Incredible. You'll see
all the teams getting ready with the cars and do
the walk.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
The drivers walk around the track as well.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But it's unfair. It's only if you live nearby. Other
sport would do this.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, we've got to put up with the noise as well.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
For the next four days. So I love the fact
that you just got a print off a utility bill
and in no way it's that fakable. It's thought proof.
There's nothing online now where you could do that in
less than sixty seconds. You're going to have a million
people down there apparently live round Albert Park, but we will.
Now it's a crazy thing. You just got to pitch.
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So what they're going to be going through everyone's gas
and electricity.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Bill pretty much?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, Lewis Hamilton's going to be going, no, this one's fake.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Nice try mates, And he's like, make sure you do
it at work today because we haven't any paper at home.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I've kept forgetting to buy paper for them, so I'm going.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
To do it today at work. Well, good luck trying
to print anything off because someone here is the queen
of print and stuff on. Do you remember that three out
your page NASA document?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Why were you printing off the NASA logo knows what
book goodness knows what kind of sleepers sell your parts
of parts? And then the other extraordinary thing, what just
a way of this year? How now just in the
last seven days, So seven days, seven days ago, if
you said that we would be getting emotional plane coming
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into Australia from the Middle East and emotional scenes of
families being reunited, Koshi Koschy being reunited with his family.
I was getting emotional hearing him how he was looking
forward to seeing his family. We would have gone, you crazy,
what's happened in the last seven days? But yeah, so
the first flight to land into Sydney, pats is that?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
So it's the first repatriation flight out of the Middle
East since all the hussle from the weekend about.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
To that we're calling it.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I was trying to put it nicely, but yeah, the
first two hundred and then the government sending over about
five teams to try and get any Aussie strandard that
want to come home.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
This sounds like the set up to a new Chris
Hemsworth movie. What do you mean five teams of trades.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No repatriation teams?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
So you know, experts in that field about you know,
organizing passports, flights and getting people back.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well make sure they printed off. Yeah, YouTube's bills as
a four more, there's nothing stronger than that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
The other week on the show we were talking about
spotting celebrities and shops. She won't believe what I saw
yesterday out Centerling Carl and Jackie. Oh, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Come they passed the means test.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
For that incredible.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Perhapsy how was your day yesterday?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Had an interesting day.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Our daughter, who is fourteen, is doing her Duke of
Ed at school, Oh good honor, which is brilliant worldwide scheme,
and they have to do three things. So they have
to do a three activities essentially one volunteer and she's
cooking at the local soup kitchen near school, which is great.
Another skill has to be like a skill essentially, so
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she's going to do piano for that and keyboard in
a music class in the third.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
By really lowering the bar, Duke of Venery used to
be you used to have to live outdoors for a
week in the UK. It's really extreme.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh really, you know you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Have to go like hiking an Orienta and they camp
out for like a week. There's like the bronze silver
gold version of it, the gold one. I think it's
about ten or twelve years ago. I was invited to
Saint James's Palace to do a speech tour recipients of
the Goldward Ones. I'm doing this speech and then the
main man comes in other jick, Yes, Prince Philip starts
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heckling me back, and his nineties right, I've never seen
him before. My low really funny. It was yeah, I
think it was ninety two at the time, ninety one
to incredibleness. But it starts heckling me right. And I
then said to him, are you here to get your
not dead yet ward? And he sent me a note
a couple of days later he just signed it jus
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still not dead yet. These kids had like lived outdoors
for a week. It was like really extreme what they've done.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Oh well, maybe she's gone the easy way out, so.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Might be the Australian version. Eat a tin tam, befriend
a hobo.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
So her third activity has to be physical. So she said,
you know what, I'll just walk the dog. And I thought, oh, okay,
what you called.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Duke right now is spinning in his royal gray What dog?
What the dinosa? What the dinosaur? Yes, that's a dingo.
Some of them like that. It's a big dog, to
be fair.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Probably is in extreme sport. And we found out this
dog is called far Lap, a big boy. He's very dull.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
He's not quite a great day in size, but he's
not far off it anyway. So she took him for
a walk. Only he saw a cat walking along and bolted. Well,
oh my goodness, so.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
She's wearing that's not in the news. Shear last tense.
He saw a cat. He ate a cat?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
No, no, I didn't eat it. He just likes to
chase them anyway.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
So he pulled her with such force in the lead
that she like flew out of her thongs.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, maybe new listeners need to know this. It's like
a sort of quarterly event on the show. Pantsy will
have some tool store about someone being propelled through the
air seriously away of Patsy, who was once butted by goat.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I was butted by a god to hoterrific.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Got air out of her gun boots. The gun boats
are still in the mud right now. Pers He hasn't
landed evidence.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Your family needs to tie up their laces.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Got more hawks.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
It was it was like a It was like a
reinvention of that, only it was already this time the
thongs on the pavement to get or she was flying
almost horizontal to.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Wonder woman.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Anyway, So I don't know, she might have to get
another physical activity because that did not go.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Did you do it?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
No, we didn't have it.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
In some sort of nerd school, it would have done it. No.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
I was more debating in the in the debating realm. Yes,
I didn't have time.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I may have What are you the debate captain?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I was the debate captain?
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Yes, yes, I was a third speaker, so I would
come in at the end and then.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So how many were Was it timed? Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:51):
So you'd go and you'd get the topic.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Then you'd get an hour to prepare and then you'd
get Each team has three speakers, and you can speak
for about seven to nine men.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And so are you selecting from the team. Do you
have a big team?
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Know that you pretty much go through in a team
of three or four, there's three speakers, and.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Then you've got sort of the guy on the benches
now we're.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Going to do next week on the show Debate Week.
You've got a song, a song or an ad break
to prepare start the Debate Championships. The inter Show Debate
Championships next week.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
This week on the show, we've been trying to recreate Brick,
Brian Brick. What is in a classic Aussie pub? So
if you've got any things you think have to be
in the pub, let me know. You can text us
four seven five three one oh four to three. You
can also call this morning on thirteen fifty five twenty two.
After the show yesterday, I was thinking what are the
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most common named pubs in Australia. I know in the
UK red line is number one. Nice, hundreds of red lines.
Then it's like the King's heads, Queen's arms and stuff
like that, but it's the red line. And in the
UK you give because there are so many pubs, or
well they used to be there dropping by the way.
Now sadly you give directions by the pubs. Should we go? Yeah,
(11:12):
if you see the red line pub you've gone too far.
Turn around and you'll see the kings, the King's arms.
That's when you know you're there, all right, So what
do we think. You're in the top ten most commonly
named pubs in Australia. Railway number two, Railways a number two.
There are eighty two.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
What about terminutes?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Not in the top ten. I would have had a
guess at that as well. It feels like it's the
top ten.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
The Shakespeare No tattersals, Nope, not in the top ten.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Lord Nelson, No, you do see a lot of those.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Victoria Hotel is in the top ten. There are thirty
nine Victoria Hotel. Yeah, okay, think about this country and
think about when pubs first came along. What would they
want to attract. They'd want it to sound fancy, the local.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
No, like horse, Yeah, the horse and cart.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That's the number one. The Royal Hotel. Oh, two hundred
and forty four, two hundred and forty four, Royal Hotel.
And of course no one's calls them. You wouldn't say,
I'm going for a drink, come and join it down
at the Royal Hotel. You just called the Royal Yes,
all right, so that's the number one, number one, it's
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the Royal Hotel. There are more pubs called the Royal
Hotel than anything else. In Australia. But what's a number two?
Think about any way you've ever been, you will always
see these ones. It's always this.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Not the Grand or something.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The Grand is it number four? Pats, There are seventy
three pubs named the Grand in Australia. It's commercial, the commercial,
commercial hotels. I didn't ruin us oell with that many.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
One in my hometown.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
There you go. Then it's the Railway at number three,
with eighty two pubs called the Railway, The Grands at
number four, then the Exchange Victoria is a number six,
the Crown, the number seven. At eight, you've got the Imperial.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Familiar with a lot of imperials.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Then it's the Star yea, and then coming in hot
at number ten, the Club. I've not seen many of that.
I've not seen many of those. The Christian O'Connell show
podcast What is in Every Single Aussie Bub? This week
they've announced they are looking to build an Australian themed
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pub in Vegas on the Strip after Eneel was there
last weekend. So we said, look, the Americans, they won't
know how to do this. Let's help them out. Let's
kind of recreate the classic Cosi pub brick by brick.
What do you see there, Christian? Those bowls straight from
the seventies that have learned they're made of wood. They
put chips or nuts in them, Yes, that salads, and
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they have not been topped up since the seventies. An
old camping out the front with a bowl of water,
waiting for its owner to have a few quiet ones
and fell chatting up the barmaid. You're right, there's always
some guy on a felled mission trying to impress the
bar mate. Just been thrown out by his wife or divorced.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Ten skins.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yes, the pub needs to drive through bottle shop. They're
often actually bigger than the actual pub. Some of them
are a macular Yeah, beautiful, huge real estate Christian. The
country pub needs toilet door markers showing the silhouette of
a lady with a parasol and a man's one. The
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men's on top hat and cane. What year are we?
Speaker 10 (14:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
What century were we in?
Speaker 7 (14:47):
The modern?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
About the time I just put my head around the
door and just look for the long trough My problem?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
You know why they use like the different chromosome ones like, yes,
I don't know which one I am, which one is
the man.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Probably a duke of edbus thing. Just work out what
toilet is what, and you've got your duke of e. Christian,
what were you seeing? Every classic Aussie pump, the long
metal trough with like six yellow urinal cakes and the
old school metal flush chains now no chase smell as well, Yes, Christian,
(15:24):
Every Aussie Barny's a bistro that turns into a nightclub
after the meals have been served, with a light up
dance floor, like the movie Saturday Night Fever. We'll have
to disagree that. I'm not sure it's exactly like the
movie Saturday Night Fever Sunday Fever Dream. Yes do you? Then?
Always had then the old mobile disco. Oh you guy,
(15:45):
the guy unloading from is like you or the vinyl we.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Had that you go for your palmer and you'd be
unpacking it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
This guy's coming out getting all the getting the lights
some week ost smoke machine.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
He wasn't exactly Tiesta or.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Way before Fred. Again, well he was called Fred.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
So we didn't know any better.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We love that. Some of the ones we've had so far,
these has been incredible. Michelle, yesterday with the cutlery handed
to you, wrapped within an inch of it's life, stuck
down with what looks like a spot of spits. It is,
it's really swallowed in this very tight Steve had seven
main doors to the bar, but only one of them
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actually opens yep. Photos of local horses winning regional race meetings.
Garlic breads an entree on the menu. Brad had council
workers in uniform having a really long lunch. That'll be
happening today at so many pubs around Australia. Dartboard uncomfortably
next to the pool table, footy tipping leaderboard, Condon slash
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tampon Spencer and the ladies that only takes coins. Narel
had photos of random celebrities that have visited over the
years loose or omitting toilet seats. It's never correctly fitted,
there's never Someone with a big ass has destroyed these
toilets and is going round Australia destroying toilets. And this
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show will not rest until, like Scooby do, we unmask
who this perpetrator is.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
To the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Christian, those under those foot wrests in Australian Pums were
the trots to drop the peanut shells. That's what needs
to be there. No, that's how they need in cinemas cleaners.
They're going to pick up all our crap. Floor. Have
a trough there, a little foot rest. Chuck your carton's
in there, right there? You go? All right? What is
in every single Australian pub? We're trying to recreate the
(17:45):
Aussie pub? Good morning? Two two first names. Matt George.
You can't forget the old guy. The barfly sitting in
the corner has been there since the dawn of time.
They probably built the pub around him. I love this
bit of detail here from our friend Matt George. Haw's
a mobility scooter with the rain cover parked right near
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the door. Assie flag stick it out the bag and right.
Probably got the flag pole outside the house as well.
The other thing in the men's and women's toilets we're
talking about. What do you see in every single loss?
You pump uh no fancy hand sanitizer with the pump,
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good old tiny tiny tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny tiny tiny
sliver of a bar of soap.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Yes, that about four thousand people that's been there.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
You're right, and delicately plays pubic hair. The worse from
the Queen, isn't it. It's a tiny, tiny little sliver.
You know. I'd say it's time to bring back the
bar of soap.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
No, it is nice. I think it's better to shower
the bar of soap than that sort of shower wash.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
If I've had a big workout, I'll use the power
molive goal.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes, I love. We need to partner up and do
a collaborate with them Golden fair Man palm olive goal.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
It's heavy duty. When you get a lot of gunk.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I caught it in a prison wash. Yeah, get a
thick l up. Ohmy heating rivals, un mistakable smell lemon.
And also I want to bor a soap that doesn't
have is an overly fragranced Yeah, I don't want a
lemon myrtle. Yeah, you know, sandal wood or leather.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
I'm a man widow.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Denko rub the soap bar. I want lemon, myrtle or hibiscus.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Maybe it should be the new Chemist. You know how
they do fragrances.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Maybe we do soap collab collab. Yes, Patsy, what do
you see in every.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Pum Well, there's got to be a mixed grill.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Then you surely you know, you get a chopped the
steak or sausage, maybe a results sides, yeah, egg on top.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
If you're lucky, steak, Diane sauce.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
And the bacon. Don't forget the bacon's.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
A heart attack on a plate.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Basically, yes, then you cover it into tomatow sawce drown.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It, the side of type two diabetes to go please,
and a very limited range of sources if you're having
a steak as well. So now we've got fifty seven
different types, you know, and they bring out even the mustards.
There's a go mustard guy. I see him in restaurant. Wait,
that's his job. It just comes out with the mustards.
You don't see him doing anything else. He's got like
four different mustards, some around the world, whole green, American, French, English.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Almost bravy mushroom yeah yeah, big gravy boats yes source.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You know what else? Is also there?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
A white plastic phone on the wall the wives and
partners to ring to see if their husbands are still there. Yeah,
I know there's phones, but I trust me, this phone
is still used to this day.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Harry's still there. And don't get it, don't get it.
She's calling. They're on the Attorney Sea water and another
one has been born. Don't pick it up? What do
I tell it? Very?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I'm on my way.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, he's just left now he hasn't. I witnessed this
as a child. I know.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Quite a few people messaging the show. The other thing
you see in every single Australian pub or you used
to see tabletop arcade games, shout out Moon Patrol, Moon
Patrol with Moon Patrol. There was another one that I'd
always have, pac Man, and then there was another. God
was it Gatta girl Gariga? Someone to know some game, right?
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I need some help this morning. I really really need
some help. This now is going to become a show
and tell I brought something into studio from home. This
is a real life deaf con situation. I have a
deep love of sharpie pens and they're always on me. However,
I came home yesterday I didn't realize there was one
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capless and that is like pin out of a grenade
in my back pock it. I'm sat on the couch
having a cup of tea my wife, we're talking about
our days. I get up and she starts screaming, I've
left a stain on the couch from a dark black, vivid,
angry scar of a sharpie pen that's leaked onto there.
(22:28):
So we start googling. Then we started going to AI
AI help us AI fire up AI, Come on chat GPT.
Sharpie panicsays, go get some rubbing alcohol. We're like, what
is rubbing alcohol? We've got drinking alcohol. But I don't
think pouring a peanut or a nice shearss on this
(22:48):
is going to help chat GPT. It ain't that smart.
After all, you haven't got street smarts.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Rubbing alcohol is one of those things you never have.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Also, before you hang a picture rub the wic propol.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Proposes it was a thing during lockdown when we're told
her to start drinking. It was RFKG or trump or boris.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
So one of the bozos, isn't it just like MYTHI
though I don't know metho methylated spirits.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Is that anassy thing?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
No? I know what you mean. So I found her
hand sanitized it just basically they're recommending something wh's got
a high alcohol content. So this hand sanitizer was seventy percent.
I start putting it on it just changes it to indigo.
The stain remains. So it was as we went to
bed last night, my wife looked at it, you know
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when she sort of looks at you, you see what
you done. I brought it in this morning. It's still
it's faded, but it's there. It's always going to be there.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
The same one, yeah, same one.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Out scene on the radio. It's the couch to have.
So this is all woven fabric, which apparently makes it
harder because it seeps in right. So I got sad
out as well, just you know, it always solves everything.
So sadly couldn't do this, and then I put it
on a cool wash for an hour. That did nothing.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
You can get a can't you get like a color
corrector at the supermarket?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Yes, there's one.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
It's called Doctor Something's color corrector.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I've used Doctor Nickerbocker. I there a song about him
from the Whiggels Nikoba Nikobuck number nine. He likes to
dance and sing on time.
Speaker 8 (24:37):
I had one of a white blanket that I put
in with like red undies or something in the.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
White red Undies.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Don't know, Okay, let's all the.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Gays do it. Red Undies. Wow, anyway back to my stain?
What a segue? What do I do with this? It's
woven fabric? Color correct. I must have seen my wife
and I must have said the phrase woven frabrick two
hundred times yesterday you never said anything. And then it's
(25:10):
the thing. It's the catchphrase of the week, is Chris,
this is woven fabric. You couldn't have put it on
anything worse. It's a woven Is it woven? Or just
what is that?
Speaker 7 (25:21):
It looks pretty woven to me?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Is what do they call that? The bumpy stuff?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
The bookley looks like that's trouble.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's a lot. This is a lot cheaper. It's like
if you touch it, pats it's like Hessian sat like
you sit on this on shorts. It's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
On the old is a linen.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It is a thick ass fabric. It's more like a doormat.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
It's a classic, like natural.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
What makes us worse for stutter? I just did the old.
I don't worry about that. I'll just flip it over. However, sadly,
on the reverse side, is this horrible kind of Ladies
nineteen six? Is Hosier?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
It looks yes, No, no, no, so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
It's the composition with fabric is key.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Here as to how we get it out, you need
a Shannon Lush who's like a nussy cleaning expert.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Who is Shannon Lashon?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
No, Shannon Lush, We'll see she will know what fabric
it is and what interacts best with the fabric to
get the stain.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
So, thank you. How do we get hold of Shannon Lush?
Let's go on, we say her name three times and
she materializes on the phone.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
I just look, she's the Queen of stain pain.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Excuse me, I think I went to see that lady
once in soho queen.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Of what, the queen of stain pain. So you've got
stained pain, so.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Much pain right now? Mainly the pain is from my wife.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
You need miss Lush, you need miss.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Lash I think that's someone else. How do you get
hold of Shannon? No? Sorry, Shannon? Who is Shannon Lush?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Let's see if we can email.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I'll be gettings speaking to the manager of Shannon No,
can he come round speaks? If it's cash, he'll do
anything right now. It's just for the gig.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Christian Condor Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Thank you for caring. About my couch sorry texts Rio
just came round to my side of the studio and
can have a look at it. I showed him the
vivid stain from my shampypan this on this couch cover
that I brought in today to see if anyone can
tell me how to get it out. I went, no,
you can't carry on like that. You can't, you cannot
carry on. And then ask a very important question, where
(27:35):
on the couch is this cushion? All right? And also
the number one thing people want to know moment, what
is the couch? If you've got it, Rea recognizes it
from the seat cover, what is it? Freedom? It's the
Freedom l Sorrento. Yes, you've got it. Pats, have you
got it? No?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I have not.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I've got leather because of that, because no, with the
kid you wipe it clean. You could just about, you know,
hose it clean.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
At the end of the day, I've just seen half
the team produce of Sarah also as the Freedom Sorrento.
People are going to think we've got a contract with you.
I wish we had, would have saved the silk quite
a few dollars. Actually, I am open to be a
new ambassador. If you free live reads, suddenly you know push.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Names in a hat and someone can donate their cushion
to you, So then it's all new against How do
you say that?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Listen here has a great idea, Christian. The solution to
cushion gate is closer to home. Rio said, he has
the same count. Simply order him unsafe workplace. We don't
do that here. Simply order him to give you one
of his order. I wish you had that power over
this team. Go home and replace your Christian. Go out
(28:47):
to my house right now, Christian this way happy Sarah,
happy Christian, unhappy Rio. But as meet Love said, two
out of three a bad Christian. Follow me for more
life acts, Jason, just throw me under the bus. Christian
morning Fresh dish washing liquid that actually made the most
difference yesterday, more than the hand sanitizer. But it's only
(29:11):
just turning from dark black. I mean black is black,
and it kind of dark black. Yeah, and you have
dark black, but that is it's indigot, it's a vivid scar.
It's still there. Christian is simply buy a new couch.
That pillow is never going to be the same. Even
if Shannon managed to get it out. Is this going
to have now an overly white bit of it where
it looks scorched. It's going to leave a tour in
(29:32):
shroud mark there, get a new couch. The only way
Sarah's going to be happy again, Christian, take the cover
to the dry cleaners. This happened to me with a
whiteboard marker. They will get it out. I don't think
they do that.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
No, I reckon they might.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
That's actually a really good idea shot.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, I'm slightly intimidated by a local dry cleaners. The
last time I went in, he accused me of being poor.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Ah, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Well he had a great, big life size poster of
Oscar Piastre in the window. And do you know my
and goes, oh, you have known his family in Oscar
for many years. I wash his uh, his racing outfit.
When he comes back to Melbourne, he brings like he
years money, watches them all. And I went, oh, apparently
he lives around the corner from me. He goes, no, no,
(30:16):
no he doesn't. That's a rich man sport. You're too
poor to him And and I went, and he went,
I went, I'm on the radio, and he goes, he
goes you own the station. I went, no, you're poor. Wow.
He's a legend there, him and his wife been running
it for like fifty years. I'm slightly if I take
(30:36):
that in, I'll have an hour being told off by
him and his wife. You're right, you should have your
velvet on hermin couch told you about. That's Wolven fabric,
not leather or anything cheap passed. So hopefully we're gonna passy.
Thank you very much for as always when winning situal,
I just helping, not at all. Passy just sent us
(31:00):
a link to the website for Shannon Lush. That's just
the first place anyone that the world's greatest producer plan.
I thought you might have it in that news rollodex.
You know we got all the world leaders Elbow Shannon Lush.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I have a death colm one situation at home. I
have sharpie pens all the time. They're always on me. Sadly,
one of them obviously must have lost its cap. It's
in my back pocket. It's leaked from my backside onto
a sofa couch cover. If you're playing along at home,
mister freedom cerinto it has to be. It can only
(31:41):
be into that woven fabric. I tried sad, I tried
everything on it. I tried hand sanitizer, put it on
a delicate wash cold of course, for an hour, and
I did nothing. So I brought it in today pleading
for someone to help me. One name has emerged, and
they say that in times of need, the right hero
(32:04):
or heroin emerges a lady here. Suddenly the name kept
being cried to the gods, Lush, Shannon Lush. And if
you say her name three times, she materializes and sure
enough she joins us on the show. Right now, Shannon Lush,
Is that you, Shannon? You come in my hour of me?
(32:28):
Thank you, Shannon Lush?
Speaker 11 (32:33):
What have you done to give me?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Shannon? First of all, thank you for coming over to
the bright solid o here on FM radio. I understand
your every Monday night on Talk About Radio. But thank
you for coming and seeing us on the FM side
of the dial.
Speaker 11 (32:46):
Thank you, not a problem. What have you done?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Well? I've a sharpie black sharpie has basically bled into
my sofa couch cover and it's like a woven fabric.
I don't know a woolen. It's a couch it's called
the Sorrento from Eat Them an l shape one. It's
(33:10):
almost like a Hessian sack washed canvas. Is it washed canvas?
Speaker 12 (33:16):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (33:16):
And you know the fact that it was Sharpy brand definitely.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah. I carry them all the time. Yeah, black, I'm afraid.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Okay. You just need to use white spirits to remove it.
That's not vodka, so don't drink it. It's called white spirits.
It's not methilated spirits in between metho and turps. At
the hardware store you'll find it comes in a small bottle.
Sometimes it comes under the name of Shellite. It's ninety
(33:45):
nine percent liquid hydrocarbon. Just use a small amount on
a cotton bud and just rub it over until it
comes out. Once you've removed it, you'll need to remove
the white spirits, and you do that with a cake
of soap in the bathroom, just normal bathroom soap that
you wash, you place the hands with, lightly damp it
till it feels sticky, and then you just scribble on
(34:07):
it like it's a crayon. Rub it out with a
cold damp cloths and then evenly damped the entire panel.
That where you don't get water marks or what looked
like spots. Lift over after you've finished.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Shandon, How do you know this off the top of
your head.
Speaker 11 (34:24):
Oh, I don't forget and my experiment all the time.
Have not been doing it since I was born.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Wow, all right, So I need to get so the
most more things to get the white.
Speaker 11 (34:32):
Spirit Yeah, yeah, white spirits and a normal coca baths
and so there was.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
A lot more steps after that, I've got to say.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
And I can see you once you got about the shannon.
There's about five five different damp cloths. I'm concerned about
the bit scrubbing it again like a pen.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
No, okay, we'll run through it again. Please, while we're
running through it, I want you to imagine yourself doing it.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
We're going through the stained window and play school now. Yes,
all right, So I I get the I get the
methylated spirits.
Speaker 11 (35:12):
No, white spirits, not metal.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Is that white vinegar? Because I've got some of that
same thing?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Isn't it's ninety liquid hydro carbon. It's white spirits. It's
called white spirits.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (35:24):
Sometimes it comes under the name of shell.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Right now, I've got I think my wife is to
do with her nails. Is that like, now, polish remover.
That's the tone.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
You's the first step. This is crazy. You're just gonna
get what he's.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Doing this, so Sarah will do it.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well, you don't know my why she said you did it?
This is your problem, I said, I'm taking it into work,
all right. So white spirits, soak.
Speaker 11 (35:59):
On it called white spirits. You use cotton bud, dip
it in the white spirits, and you just draw with
the cotton bud again and again, and all the chappie
pennant mark is gone. Once it has gone. Get a
cake a soap in the bathroom, lightly damp the cake
of soap, scribble on the stain like it to cray on,
(36:20):
and then you just rub it out with a cold
damp cloth. Wow, and you damp the entire panel so
it doesn't get warm.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Will now, Shannon, thank you very much. How will that work?
Because this is almost like you know, we're coming up
to sort of sixteen eighteen hours.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
No.
Speaker 11 (36:40):
Now, the deal is with staying is that it's basic
chemistry and so then as you know what you're doing
it doing it, it's it's easy. What if I left out?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
What if I left this for a year then played
this back and then did it. Would it still work
the chemistry?
Speaker 11 (36:58):
Yes, of course it was the only different I'm leaving
it for a year with a shovy ben because the
inch sets harder and harder. Would need to stop in
the ink first with blitering. But that's the only thing
that would be different. But that would take a long
time to do that.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:17):
You know when you feel an ink stone as it
age is, it gets of this crispy feel to the
edges of it. Yes, that's because it's the air dry.
It goes hard, almost plastic, right, and you would need
to break it.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Down all right now, Shannon, one last question? What is
the worst stain? What is the worst stain to ever
try and remove?
Speaker 11 (37:42):
There isn't one. Wow, No, it doesn't work that way.
Chemistry chemistry, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That's like your Charlotte Cohen's phrase. It was elementary for him,
but it's chemistry. Now. Listen, a lot of people be
listening to this and they might want to contact you.
What's the best way for them to do that, Shallow Lush.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
If they want to hear or get this stone to
remove by talking to me and they contact in through
the radio. Otherwise the books are available the contact to
the radio. Don't use websites. I gave up on that.
It was just too hectic and I don't see people
(38:22):
in person anymore. People were bringing me at three o'clock
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Join sorry about that. That's parts of my show. It's
just not good Yeah, no, it's not good enough. All right.
Hey listen, Shannon, lovely to speak to you, and thank
you very much. You havel have a good day.
Speaker 11 (38:38):
Not a worry thing, so have don you see you Lada.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Christian, we need to see you trying to do this.
It's clear you're not paying attention. This is what it's
like being married to me. Once there's more than one step.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
I'm like you could see the lightly of your eyes.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
It sounds like three or four steps. This got real complicated.
I'm sorry. I don't need having got a degree in chemistry,
Shannon lash Christian, can you ask and then a lush how
to remove sharpie from a leather couch? Did she say
used milk? I think that's what they're using, a tued era.
What are you going to get in a time machine? Christian?
(39:19):
Any stain or fabrick use a dissolved dishwasher tablet. I
didn't actually try that yesterday as well. It didn't work, honestly, Christian,
have you considered just turning over the cushion? Oh god,
I thought of that. Have you considered turning back the dial?
Of course I have. It's got an atypical underside, right,
is that what you call it? It's like a horrible
(39:41):
spongy thing on the underside. It is get me a
typical all right? After eight o'clock this morning, more stained chop. No,
I'm joking.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Do you have a name that's a pain? A name
you always need to explain well?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
With man my name? As in game now over the
next couple of days in Australia, Wideline fever back NRL's
back ef one is here, Midfield is playing a run
tonight's but right now Dune the next twenty minutes. It
is on news versus sports, versus himself versus me, me
(40:25):
versus news and sports. What are we talking about? The
name game? As in, if you have a name that's
a bit of a pain, we turn it into a
weekly game. My daughter, youngest daughter Lois every day when
she has to speeds some on the phone. They keep
calling her Lewis. She gives Lois as in Lois Lane.
So you have got one of those names. You'll have
a one line explainer that you have to do a lot.
(40:49):
We use your clue that you give people. We try
and guess what your name is to call it now.
You get a prize if you stump the show. We're
playing next. Here's how went down last week. Caller one
off you go.
Speaker 11 (40:59):
My name is in wind Galereusto, Gail, you got it?
Call the two coome on first name as in the
name to Shakespeare, play.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Hamlets symbol, Yes, call the three.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Good morning my last name as in a.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Book, novel story, no picture, No, what do you do
in the book? Read? Read?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Read?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You won't be anything. Why do I say pictures? Because
you literacy rates ain't great in this country. I won't
like to be a picture, but some of you would read. Anyway.
Have you considered turned the cushion over? Give us a
call now to play the name game.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Christian, I've just ordered a book of Shannon Lush's We
should be getting commission on that may You just tuned in.
You missed a solid twenty minutes of the show, probably
even an hour Tompy, half an hour of Good Just Champagne,
Radio Stained chap and then we managed to land with
the Big Kahoona and that was the big guest of
the year. Frost Nixon, O'Connell, lush Hues. You had to
(42:03):
be there all right time for the Name Game, as in,
you come on air, we do not know your name.
You give us a clue. Me and sim Patsy are
trying to race against each other and the clock trying
to guess what your name is. Team. Are we ready
to play? Let's do it? Coil Spring Cold sounds like
(42:25):
you're still cold.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Sky Bird.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Bringing on pats Prime time too wow, too hot to
handle in the red corner screen, ob.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Your ex next to it.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Let's get it on all.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Right ready, caller one, Welcome to the Name Game.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Hello, My name is.
Speaker 11 (42:51):
In a character from the show TV show Dynasty.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Crystal Alexis Colby.
Speaker 11 (42:58):
Yes, Alexis.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Love that I was more of a Dynasty fan than Dallas.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Like choosing this child?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You've only got one? Are you choosing their? Are the dogs? Presley?
It's not even a choice. Let's get a call it
too good morning, welcome to the name game. All right, Christian,
thanks for calling off you go? Good luck.
Speaker 11 (43:27):
Oh yes, I'm the greatest sponsor of all times.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
You guys got it?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Oh I think I got that?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you were snoozing on the goal line.
Caller three, Good morning, Hello called three. Welcome to the
name game.
Speaker 11 (43:45):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I'm good? Okay, good luck?
Speaker 11 (43:48):
Okay. So my point is baby farm animals Joey.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Oh no, calm.
Speaker 11 (43:58):
No, i'd be said of my name.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
You never know. We've heard some strange names, some strange names.
But you're right that might be a bit too a
thank you, piglet for calling you.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Nursery.
Speaker 11 (44:15):
It could be found in a farm and baby nursery.
Speaker 10 (44:19):
Yes, oh okay, chick, chick, chick.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Now, I don't want to be rude here, Chruss, you're
a chick.
Speaker 11 (44:31):
I'm a chick. Your is what I did for a
living growing up. I want to check out cheap.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Gotcha? All right?
Speaker 11 (44:40):
Thank you very much, into many trouble but yes.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yes, all right, piglets, thank you very much. Let's got
a call a four hair coimonic collar four. You're live
on air.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
My surname as in too farm animals.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Oh no, we're back at the farm. What is it
the farm special this week? As in too farm animals
to farm animals? Oh twin our sheep, kangaroo peer of
monkey horse?
Speaker 7 (45:12):
Why do we start with guess one animal?
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Sorry, you're not going to get it if you keep.
Speaker 11 (45:20):
Do you need to do you need the clue?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
We need a clue?
Speaker 11 (45:23):
Okay, I give you a clue for the first one.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Bacon, pig, pig, piglet, pig.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Pig, pig piggies.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Now you listening to the next animal, horse.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
We don't just ship were to move on? What what? What? What?
What is your name?
Speaker 11 (45:43):
Pigram?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
We would have been here for weeks. I can't even
remember the second step that I've got to do for
that state. There's no way that is above our pay
grade or this show. Have you heard the show? Thick
as anything? We are. We're going to part two next,
No more fire mental clues.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Producers Christian Code Show podcast There were.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Time wasted coming up in five minutes time right now,
Part two of The Name Game Morning two. Angela Parlisi, Christian,
your segment this morning was a sign to me, if
you do have a stain of the week with Shannon.
Please consider me. I have porcelain tars in my bathroom,
and my beautiful female dog often peat on them. They've
(46:32):
got well, I'm definitely not doing that feature. Now. This
is the kind of stand in what we're going to do.
I'm not getting a Showbi's legend. Those are the right words,
Showbi's legend, like Shannon Lush. You know what's incredible, how
all the radio producers had the number on the phone. Yes,
if I said get Chris Hemsweather, I don't know where
to begin. Shannon Lush. They've got two numbers in US
(46:54):
trading radio pature is Shannon Lush and Honey Badger. That's
what we need. That's all you need. That's what you need.
All right. We ready to do part two of the
name game, as in, you come on and you give
us a clue to your name, We try and guess.
Let's go to call it one. Good morning. Hey, here
(47:17):
you're going, I'm good, welcome to show, good luck, thank you.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
My name is in cartoons.
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Disney Bugs.
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Now No, no, Wilma, no.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Daphne used to do older, the older cartoons more than
any Blueto, Felix.
Speaker 12 (47:55):
No, Okay, times out now, so what is the what
is your name, sir?
Speaker 11 (48:08):
My last name as in Warner Warner.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Brother great one. Yes, I'm going to explain it to you.
I'm going to tell people Warner has your Warner brothers. Yes,
brilliant clue. Hey, that's a great one. Thank you very
much for call him. Thanks man, I know I got
a call it too. Good morning, Hi, here are going,
I'm good. What is your clue for us?
Speaker 11 (48:32):
My name is in popular TV robot?
Speaker 13 (48:36):
Oh Rosie, Nope, the TV robot Dexter, Tess, tweaky, m.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
What are those things of doctor the darks?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
That was the Daleks. The d just said that. I
just said that, what is your name? We're out of time.
Speaker 13 (49:02):
Bender Orender the robot.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Shame on us.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I didn't get that. That's a great one. Thank you
very much, great clue. Thanks you calling caller three. Good
morning call three.
Speaker 11 (49:20):
Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (49:22):
I'm good, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling us.
What's your clue? Good luck?
Speaker 10 (49:26):
It's my daughter's name as in Robin Hood maid Marion,
No Sheriff.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
No, Nottingham.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Tights, no Arrow, that is that her first name?
Speaker 11 (49:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (49:51):
That's her first name.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Love. Oh my god, what a great name.
Speaker 11 (49:55):
It's a fun name.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, listen, thank you very much to
give us a call.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Surely you don't need an invite to get into a
wedding that you've been invited to.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
No, you don't need an invite, but you need to
know where you're going and when, and what to wear,
and what are the timings.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
And who is relying on you know what to wear?
Truss up smart?
Speaker 7 (50:19):
But do you know what time and where it is?
Speaker 1 (50:24):
You did not? I do. I can't sound air.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
What time do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Five? I know it's five?
Speaker 7 (50:29):
Okay, that is correct.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yes see, I.
Speaker 6 (50:30):
Know I had to get I couldn't find it in
my inbox, so I had to get Rio last night
to reced Caitlin's wedding invite.
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Good Morning, Pats Money, coome Onrning, Alex Money, good morning, Rio,
good morning. What an incredible couple of days ahead of
us now for armchair sports fans it is on Small
RL AFL Smagasboard Sports Swedish smaggas Bard You've got the
you got AFL's back footage back tonight NRL and also
(02:03):
F one as well. And then tonight the Matildas in
an extraordinary game. Again it's the the Uranian women's team,
and they showed so much courage the other day playing
anywhere with them things going back on in their homeland,
but also refusing to sing the national anthem. I don't
know if anyone's seen this story. You talk about courage,
they were they were told by the regime. They must
(02:25):
sing the national anthem not to embarrass the regime, and
they defiantly didn't sing it on Monday night's opener against
South Korea. Incredible. I hope they get an amazing reception team.
So yeah, it's an incredible couple of days. Absolutely. Now, Alex,
are you going down to F one? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I am today. So I'm going to take my son Max.
He's four years old. He cannot wait. So from his kindom, he's.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Not gonna remember any of this. Hopefully he does some
of them, just ticklarly in front of the TV. Tell
him he's there. Can I come instead of him? Because
do you know this? You can go and have a
little looksie around today if you live nearby. Yes, like
a post code bias. It's hilarious. You know, we gotta
do it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You gotta print off like a utility buill to preyer
that you live in the area. So I'm going to
print off my little gas bill and I'm going to
take it off to the F one and go here
you go, guys, I live just over there.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Can I come in?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
There's sure income? It's so unfair and what do you
get to do? Just wander around around? Incredible. You'll see
all the teams getting ready with the cars and do
the walk.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
The drivers walk around the track as well.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But it's unfair. It's only if you live nearby. Other
sport would do this.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, we've got to put up with the noise as well.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
For the next four days. So I love the fact
that you just got a print off a utility bill
and in no way it's that fakable. It's thought proof.
There's nothing online now where you could do that in
less than sixty seconds. You're going to have a million
people down there apparently live round Albert Park, but we will.
Now it's a crazy thing. You just got to pitch.
(03:56):
So what they're going to be going through everyone's gas
and electricity.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Bill pretty much?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, Lewis Hamilton's going to be going, no, this one's fake.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Nice try mates, And he's like, make sure you do
it at work today because we haven't any paper at home.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I've kept forgetting to buy paper for them, so I'm going.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
To do it today at work. Well, good luck trying
to print anything off because someone here is the queen
of print and stuff on. Do you remember that three out
your page NASA document?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Why were you printing off the NASA logo knows what
book goodness knows what kind of sleepers sell your parts
of parts? And then the other extraordinary thing, what just
a way of this year? How now just in the
last seven days, So seven days, seven days ago, if
you said that we would be getting emotional plane coming
(04:43):
into Australia from the Middle East and emotional scenes of
families being reunited, Koshi Koschy being reunited with his family.
I was getting emotional hearing him how he was looking
forward to seeing his family. We would have gone, you crazy,
what's happened in the last seven days? But yeah, so
the first flight to land into Sydney, pats is that?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
So it's the first repatriation flight out of the Middle
East since all the hussle from the weekend about.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
To that we're calling it.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I was trying to put it nicely, but yeah, the
first two hundred and then the government sending over about
five teams to try and get any Aussie strandard that
want to come home.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
This sounds like the set up to a new Chris
Hemsworth movie. What do you mean five teams of trades.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No repatriation teams?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
So you know, experts in that field about you know,
organizing passports, flights and getting people back.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well make sure they printed off. Yeah, YouTube's bills as
a four more, there's nothing stronger than that.
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The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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The other week on the show we were talking about
spotting celebrities and shops. She won't believe what I saw
yesterday out Centerling Carl and Jackie. Oh, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Come they passed the means test.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
For that incredible.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Perhapsy how was your day yesterday?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Had an interesting day.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Our daughter, who is fourteen, is doing her Duke of
Ed at school, Oh good honor, which is brilliant worldwide scheme,
and they have to do three things. So they have
to do a three activities essentially one volunteer and she's
cooking at the local soup kitchen near school, which is great.
Another skill has to be like a skill essentially, so
(06:26):
she's going to do piano for that and keyboard in
a music class in the third.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
By really lowering the bar, Duke of Venery used to
be you used to have to live outdoors for a
week in the UK. It's really extreme.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh really, you know you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Have to go like hiking an Orienta and they camp
out for like a week. There's like the bronze silver
gold version of it, the gold one. I think it's
about ten or twelve years ago. I was invited to
Saint James's Palace to do a speech tour recipients of
the Goldward Ones. I'm doing this speech and then the
main man comes in other jick, Yes, Prince Philip starts
(07:00):
heckling me back, and his nineties right, I've never seen
him before. My low really funny. It was yeah, I
think it was ninety two at the time, ninety one
to incredibleness. But it starts heckling me right. And I
then said to him, are you here to get your
not dead yet ward? And he sent me a note
a couple of days later he just signed it jus
(07:23):
still not dead yet. These kids had like lived outdoors
for a week. It was like really extreme what they've done.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Oh well, maybe she's gone the easy way out, so.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Might be the Australian version. Eat a tin tam, befriend
a hobo.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
So her third activity has to be physical. So she said,
you know what, I'll just walk the dog. And I thought, oh, okay,
what you called.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Duke right now is spinning in his royal gray What dog?
What the dinosa? What the dinosaur? Yes, that's a dingo.
Some of them like that. It's a big dog, to
be fair.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Probably is in extreme sport. And we found out this
dog is called far Lap, a big boy. He's very dull.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
He's not quite a great day in size, but he's
not far off it anyway. So she took him for
a walk. Only he saw a cat walking along and bolted. Well,
oh my goodness, so.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
She's wearing that's not in the news. Shear last tense.
He saw a cat. He ate a cat?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
No, no, I didn't eat it. He just likes to
chase them anyway.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
So he pulled her with such force in the lead
that she like flew out of her thongs.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, maybe new listeners need to know this. It's like
a sort of quarterly event on the show. Pantsy will
have some tool store about someone being propelled through the
air seriously away of Patsy, who was once butted by goat.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I was butted by a god to hoterrific.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Got air out of her gun boots. The gun boats
are still in the mud right now. Pers He hasn't
landed evidence.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Your family needs to tie up their laces.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Got more hawks.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
It was it was like a It was like a
reinvention of that, only it was already this time the
thongs on the pavement to get or she was flying
almost horizontal to.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Wonder woman.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Anyway, So I don't know, she might have to get
another physical activity because that did not go.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Did you do it?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
No, we didn't have it.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
In some sort of nerd school, it would have done it. No.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
I was more debating in the in the debating realm. Yes,
I didn't have time.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I may have What are you the debate captain?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I was the debate captain?
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Yes, yes, I was a third speaker, so I would
come in at the end and then.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So how many were Was it timed? Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:51):
So you'd go and you'd get the topic.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Then you'd get an hour to prepare and then you'd
get Each team has three speakers, and you can speak
for about seven to nine men.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And so are you selecting from the team. Do you
have a big team?
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Know that you pretty much go through in a team
of three or four, there's three speakers, and.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Then you've got sort of the guy on the benches
now we're.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Going to do next week on the show Debate Week.
You've got a song, a song or an ad break
to prepare start the Debate Championships. The inter Show Debate
Championships next week.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
This week on the show, we've been trying to recreate Brick,
Brian Brick. What is in a classic Aussie pub? So
if you've got any things you think have to be
in the pub, let me know. You can text us
four seven five three one oh four to three. You
can also call this morning on thirteen fifty five twenty two.
After the show yesterday, I was thinking what are the
(10:48):
most common named pubs in Australia. I know in the
UK red line is number one. Nice, hundreds of red lines.
Then it's like the King's heads, Queen's arms and stuff
like that, but it's the red line. And in the
UK you give because there are so many pubs, or
well they used to be there dropping by the way.
Now sadly you give directions by the pubs. Should we go? Yeah,
(11:12):
if you see the red line pub you've gone too far.
Turn around and you'll see the kings, the King's arms.
That's when you know you're there, all right, So what
do we think. You're in the top ten most commonly
named pubs in Australia. Railway number two, Railways a number two.
There are eighty two.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
What about terminutes?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Not in the top ten. I would have had a
guess at that as well. It feels like it's the
top ten.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
The Shakespeare No tattersals, Nope, not in the top ten.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Lord Nelson, No, you do see a lot of those.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Victoria Hotel is in the top ten. There are thirty
nine Victoria Hotel. Yeah, okay, think about this country and
think about when pubs first came along. What would they
want to attract. They'd want it to sound fancy, the local.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
No, like horse, Yeah, the horse and cart.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That's the number one. The Royal Hotel. Oh, two hundred
and forty four, two hundred and forty four, Royal Hotel.
And of course no one's calls them. You wouldn't say,
I'm going for a drink, come and join it down
at the Royal Hotel. You just called the Royal Yes,
all right, so that's the number one, number one, it's
(12:28):
the Royal Hotel. There are more pubs called the Royal
Hotel than anything else. In Australia. But what's a number two?
Think about any way you've ever been, you will always
see these ones. It's always this.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Not the Grand or something.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
The Grand is it number four? Pats, There are seventy
three pubs named the Grand in Australia. It's commercial, the commercial,
commercial hotels. I didn't ruin us oell with that many.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
One in my hometown.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
There you go. Then it's the Railway at number three,
with eighty two pubs called the Railway, The Grands at
number four, then the Exchange Victoria is a number six,
the Crown, the number seven. At eight, you've got the Imperial.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Familiar with a lot of imperials.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Then it's the Star yea, and then coming in hot
at number ten, the Club. I've not seen many of that.
I've not seen many of those. The Christian O'Connell show
podcast What is in Every Single Aussie Bub? This week
they've announced they are looking to build an Australian themed
(13:35):
pub in Vegas on the Strip after Eneel was there
last weekend. So we said, look, the Americans, they won't
know how to do this. Let's help them out. Let's
kind of recreate the classic Cosi pub brick by brick.
What do you see there, Christian? Those bowls straight from
the seventies that have learned they're made of wood. They
put chips or nuts in them, Yes, that salads, and
(13:55):
they have not been topped up since the seventies. An
old camping out the front with a bowl of water,
waiting for its owner to have a few quiet ones
and fell chatting up the barmaid. You're right, there's always
some guy on a felled mission trying to impress the
bar mate. Just been thrown out by his wife or divorced.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Ten skins.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yes, the pub needs to drive through bottle shop. They're
often actually bigger than the actual pub. Some of them
are a macular Yeah, beautiful, huge real estate Christian. The
country pub needs toilet door markers showing the silhouette of
a lady with a parasol and a man's one. The
(14:40):
men's on top hat and cane. What year are we?
Speaker 10 (14:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
What century were we in?
Speaker 7 (14:47):
The modern?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
About the time I just put my head around the
door and just look for the long trough My problem?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
You know why they use like the different chromosome ones like, yes,
I don't know which one I am, which one is
the man.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Probably a duke of edbus thing. Just work out what
toilet is what, and you've got your duke of e. Christian,
what were you seeing? Every classic Aussie pump, the long
metal trough with like six yellow urinal cakes and the
old school metal flush chains now no chase smell as well, Yes, Christian,
(15:24):
Every Aussie Barny's a bistro that turns into a nightclub
after the meals have been served, with a light up
dance floor, like the movie Saturday Night Fever. We'll have
to disagree that. I'm not sure it's exactly like the
movie Saturday Night Fever Sunday Fever Dream. Yes do you? Then?
Always had then the old mobile disco. Oh you guy,
(15:45):
the guy unloading from is like you or the vinyl we.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Had that you go for your palmer and you'd be
unpacking it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
This guy's coming out getting all the getting the lights
some week ost smoke machine.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
He wasn't exactly Tiesta or.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Way before Fred. Again, well he was called Fred.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
So we didn't know any better.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We love that. Some of the ones we've had so far,
these has been incredible. Michelle, yesterday with the cutlery handed
to you, wrapped within an inch of it's life, stuck
down with what looks like a spot of spits. It is,
it's really swallowed in this very tight Steve had seven
main doors to the bar, but only one of them
(16:28):
actually opens yep. Photos of local horses winning regional race meetings.
Garlic breads an entree on the menu. Brad had council
workers in uniform having a really long lunch. That'll be
happening today at so many pubs around Australia. Dartboard uncomfortably
next to the pool table, footy tipping leaderboard, Condon slash
(16:50):
tampon Spencer and the ladies that only takes coins. Narel
had photos of random celebrities that have visited over the
years loose or omitting toilet seats. It's never correctly fitted,
there's never Someone with a big ass has destroyed these
toilets and is going round Australia destroying toilets. And this
(17:12):
show will not rest until, like Scooby do, we unmask
who this perpetrator is.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
To the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Christian, those under those foot wrests in Australian Pums were
the trots to drop the peanut shells. That's what needs
to be there. No, that's how they need in cinemas cleaners.
They're going to pick up all our crap. Floor. Have
a trough there, a little foot rest. Chuck your carton's
in there, right there? You go? All right? What is
in every single Australian pub? We're trying to recreate the
(17:45):
Aussie pub? Good morning? Two two first names. Matt George.
You can't forget the old guy. The barfly sitting in
the corner has been there since the dawn of time.
They probably built the pub around him. I love this
bit of detail here from our friend Matt George. Haw's
a mobility scooter with the rain cover parked right near
(18:05):
the door. Assie flag stick it out the bag and right.
Probably got the flag pole outside the house as well.
The other thing in the men's and women's toilets we're
talking about. What do you see in every single loss?
You pump uh no fancy hand sanitizer with the pump,
(18:28):
good old tiny tiny tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny tiny tiny
sliver of a bar of soap.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Yes, that about four thousand people that's been there.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
You're right, and delicately plays pubic hair. The worse from
the Queen, isn't it. It's a tiny, tiny little sliver.
You know. I'd say it's time to bring back the
bar of soap.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
No, it is nice. I think it's better to shower
the bar of soap than that sort of shower wash.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
If I've had a big workout, I'll use the power
molive goal.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes, I love. We need to partner up and do
a collaborate with them Golden fair Man palm olive goal.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
It's heavy duty. When you get a lot of gunk.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I caught it in a prison wash. Yeah, get a
thick l up. Ohmy heating rivals, un mistakable smell lemon.
And also I want to bor a soap that doesn't
have is an overly fragranced Yeah, I don't want a
lemon myrtle. Yeah, you know, sandal wood or leather.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
I'm a man widow.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Denko rub the soap bar. I want lemon, myrtle or hibiscus.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Maybe it should be the new Chemist. You know how
they do fragrances.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Maybe we do soap collab collab. Yes, Patsy, what do
you see in every.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Pum Well, there's got to be a mixed grill.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Then you surely you know, you get a chopped the
steak or sausage, maybe a results sides, yeah, egg on top.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
If you're lucky, steak, Diane sauce.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
And the bacon. Don't forget the bacon's.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
A heart attack on a plate.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Basically, yes, then you cover it into tomatow sawce drown.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
It, the side of type two diabetes to go please,
and a very limited range of sources if you're having
a steak as well. So now we've got fifty seven
different types, you know, and they bring out even the mustards.
There's a go mustard guy. I see him in restaurant. Wait,
that's his job. It just comes out with the mustards.
You don't see him doing anything else. He's got like
four different mustards, some around the world, whole green, American, French, English.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Almost bravy mushroom yeah yeah, big gravy boats yes source.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You know what else? Is also there?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
A white plastic phone on the wall the wives and
partners to ring to see if their husbands are still there. Yeah,
I know there's phones, but I trust me, this phone
is still used to this day.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Harry's still there. And don't get it, don't get it.
She's calling. They're on the Attorney Sea water and another
one has been born. Don't pick it up? What do
I tell it? Very?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I'm on my way.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, he's just left now he hasn't. I witnessed this
as a child. I know.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Quite a few people messaging the show. The other thing
you see in every single Australian pub or you used
to see tabletop arcade games, shout out Moon Patrol, Moon
Patrol with Moon Patrol. There was another one that I'd
always have, pac Man, and then there was another. God
was it Gatta girl Gariga? Someone to know some game, right?
(21:41):
I need some help this morning. I really really need
some help. This now is going to become a show
and tell I brought something into studio from home. This
is a real life deaf con situation. I have a
deep love of sharpie pens and they're always on me. However,
I came home yesterday I didn't realize there was one
(22:04):
capless and that is like pin out of a grenade
in my back pock it. I'm sat on the couch
having a cup of tea my wife, we're talking about
our days. I get up and she starts screaming, I've
left a stain on the couch from a dark black, vivid,
angry scar of a sharpie pen that's leaked onto there.
(22:28):
So we start googling. Then we started going to AI
AI help us AI fire up AI, Come on chat GPT.
Sharpie panicsays, go get some rubbing alcohol. We're like, what
is rubbing alcohol? We've got drinking alcohol. But I don't
think pouring a peanut or a nice shearss on this
(22:48):
is going to help chat GPT. It ain't that smart.
After all, you haven't got street smarts.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Rubbing alcohol is one of those things you never have.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Also, before you hang a picture rub the wic propol.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Proposes it was a thing during lockdown when we're told
her to start drinking. It was RFKG or trump or boris.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
So one of the bozos, isn't it just like MYTHI
though I don't know metho methylated spirits.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Is that anassy thing?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
No? I know what you mean. So I found her
hand sanitized it just basically they're recommending something wh's got
a high alcohol content. So this hand sanitizer was seventy percent.
I start putting it on it just changes it to indigo.
The stain remains. So it was as we went to
bed last night, my wife looked at it, you know
(23:38):
when she sort of looks at you, you see what
you done. I brought it in this morning. It's still
it's faded, but it's there. It's always going to be there.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
The same one, yeah, same one.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Out scene on the radio. It's the couch to have.
So this is all woven fabric, which apparently makes it
harder because it seeps in right. So I got sad
out as well, just you know, it always solves everything.
So sadly couldn't do this, and then I put it
on a cool wash for an hour. That did nothing.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
You can get a can't you get like a color
corrector at the supermarket?
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Yes, there's one.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
It's called Doctor Something's color corrector.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I've used Doctor Nickerbocker. I there a song about him
from the Whiggels Nikoba Nikobuck number nine. He likes to
dance and sing on time.
Speaker 8 (24:37):
I had one of a white blanket that I put
in with like red undies or something in the.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
White red Undies.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Don't know, Okay, let's all the.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Gays do it. Red Undies. Wow, anyway back to my stain?
What a segue? What do I do with this? It's
woven fabric? Color correct. I must have seen my wife
and I must have said the phrase woven frabrick two
hundred times yesterday you never said anything. And then it's
(25:10):
the thing. It's the catchphrase of the week, is Chris,
this is woven fabric. You couldn't have put it on
anything worse. It's a woven Is it woven? Or just
what is that?
Speaker 7 (25:21):
It looks pretty woven to me?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Is what do they call that? The bumpy stuff?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
The bookley looks like that's trouble.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's a lot. This is a lot cheaper. It's like
if you touch it, pats it's like Hessian sat like
you sit on this on shorts. It's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
On the old is a linen.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It is a thick ass fabric. It's more like a doormat.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
It's a classic, like natural.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
What makes us worse for stutter? I just did the old.
I don't worry about that. I'll just flip it over. However, sadly,
on the reverse side, is this horrible kind of Ladies
nineteen six? Is Hosier?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
It looks yes, No, no, no, so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
It's the composition with fabric is key.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Here as to how we get it out, you need
a Shannon Lush who's like a nussy cleaning expert.
Speaker 7 (26:13):
Who is Shannon Lashon?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
No, Shannon Lush, We'll see she will know what fabric
it is and what interacts best with the fabric to
get the stain.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
So, thank you. How do we get hold of Shannon Lush?
Let's go on, we say her name three times and
she materializes on the phone.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
I just look, she's the Queen of stain pain.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Excuse me, I think I went to see that lady
once in soho queen.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Of what, the queen of stain pain. So you've got
stained pain, so.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Much pain right now? Mainly the pain is from my wife.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
You need miss Lush, you need miss.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Lash I think that's someone else. How do you get
hold of Shannon? No? Sorry, Shannon? Who is Shannon Lush?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Let's see if we can email.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I'll be gettings speaking to the manager of Shannon No,
can he come round speaks? If it's cash, he'll do
anything right now. It's just for the gig.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Christian Condor Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Thank you for caring. About my couch sorry texts Rio
just came round to my side of the studio and
can have a look at it. I showed him the
vivid stain from my shampypan this on this couch cover
that I brought in today to see if anyone can
tell me how to get it out. I went, no,
you can't carry on like that. You can't, you cannot
carry on. And then ask a very important question, where
(27:35):
on the couch is this cushion? All right? And also
the number one thing people want to know moment, what
is the couch? If you've got it, Rea recognizes it
from the seat cover, what is it? Freedom? It's the
Freedom l Sorrento. Yes, you've got it. Pats, have you
got it? No?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I have not.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I've got leather because of that, because no, with the
kid you wipe it clean. You could just about, you know,
hose it clean.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
At the end of the day, I've just seen half
the team produce of Sarah also as the Freedom Sorrento.
People are going to think we've got a contract with you.
I wish we had, would have saved the silk quite
a few dollars. Actually, I am open to be a
new ambassador. If you free live reads, suddenly you know push.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Names in a hat and someone can donate their cushion
to you, So then it's all new against How do
you say that?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Listen here has a great idea, Christian. The solution to
cushion gate is closer to home. Rio said, he has
the same count. Simply order him unsafe workplace. We don't
do that here. Simply order him to give you one
of his order. I wish you had that power over
this team. Go home and replace your Christian. Go out
(28:47):
to my house right now, Christian this way happy Sarah,
happy Christian, unhappy Rio. But as meet Love said, two
out of three a bad Christian. Follow me for more
life acts, Jason, just throw me under the bus. Christian
morning Fresh dish washing liquid that actually made the most
difference yesterday, more than the hand sanitizer. But it's only
(29:11):
just turning from dark black. I mean black is black,
and it kind of dark black. Yeah, and you have
dark black, but that is it's indigot, it's a vivid scar.
It's still there. Christian is simply buy a new couch.
That pillow is never going to be the same. Even
if Shannon managed to get it out. Is this going
to have now an overly white bit of it where
it looks scorched. It's going to leave a tour in
(29:32):
shroud mark there, get a new couch. The only way
Sarah's going to be happy again, Christian, take the cover
to the dry cleaners. This happened to me with a
whiteboard marker. They will get it out. I don't think
they do that.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
No, I reckon they might.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
That's actually a really good idea shot.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, I'm slightly intimidated by a local dry cleaners. The
last time I went in, he accused me of being poor.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Ah, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Well he had a great, big life size poster of
Oscar Piastre in the window. And do you know my
and goes, oh, you have known his family in Oscar
for many years. I wash his uh, his racing outfit.
When he comes back to Melbourne, he brings like he
years money, watches them all. And I went, oh, apparently
he lives around the corner from me. He goes, no, no,
(30:16):
no he doesn't. That's a rich man sport. You're too
poor to him And and I went, and he went,
I went, I'm on the radio, and he goes, he
goes you own the station. I went, no, you're poor. Wow.
He's a legend there, him and his wife been running
it for like fifty years. I'm slightly if I take
(30:36):
that in, I'll have an hour being told off by
him and his wife. You're right, you should have your
velvet on hermin couch told you about. That's Wolven fabric,
not leather or anything cheap passed. So hopefully we're gonna passy.
Thank you very much for as always when winning situal,
I just helping, not at all. Passy just sent us
(31:00):
a link to the website for Shannon Lush. That's just
the first place anyone that the world's greatest producer plan.
I thought you might have it in that news rollodex.
You know we got all the world leaders Elbow Shannon Lush.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I have a death colm one situation at home. I
have sharpie pens all the time. They're always on me. Sadly,
one of them obviously must have lost its cap. It's
in my back pocket. It's leaked from my backside onto
a sofa couch cover. If you're playing along at home,
mister freedom cerinto it has to be. It can only
(31:41):
be into that woven fabric. I tried sad, I tried
everything on it. I tried hand sanitizer, put it on
a delicate wash cold of course, for an hour, and
I did nothing. So I brought it in today pleading
for someone to help me. One name has emerged, and
they say that in times of need, the right hero
(32:04):
or heroin emerges a lady here. Suddenly the name kept
being cried to the gods, Lush, Shannon Lush. And if
you say her name three times, she materializes and sure
enough she joins us on the show. Right now, Shannon Lush,
Is that you, Shannon? You come in my hour of me?
(32:28):
Thank you, Shannon Lush?
Speaker 11 (32:33):
What have you done to give me?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Shannon? First of all, thank you for coming over to
the bright solid o here on FM radio. I understand
your every Monday night on Talk About Radio. But thank
you for coming and seeing us on the FM side
of the dial.
Speaker 11 (32:46):
Thank you, not a problem. What have you done?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Well? I've a sharpie black sharpie has basically bled into
my sofa couch cover and it's like a woven fabric.
I don't know a woolen. It's a couch it's called
the Sorrento from Eat Them an l shape one. It's
(33:10):
almost like a Hessian sack washed canvas. Is it washed canvas?
Speaker 12 (33:16):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (33:16):
And you know the fact that it was Sharpy brand definitely.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah. I carry them all the time. Yeah, black, I'm afraid.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Okay. You just need to use white spirits to remove it.
That's not vodka, so don't drink it. It's called white spirits.
It's not methilated spirits in between metho and turps. At
the hardware store you'll find it comes in a small bottle.
Sometimes it comes under the name of Shellite. It's ninety
(33:45):
nine percent liquid hydrocarbon. Just use a small amount on
a cotton bud and just rub it over until it
comes out. Once you've removed it, you'll need to remove
the white spirits, and you do that with a cake
of soap in the bathroom, just normal bathroom soap that
you wash, you place the hands with, lightly damp it
till it feels sticky, and then you just scribble on
(34:07):
it like it's a crayon. Rub it out with a
cold damp cloths and then evenly damped the entire panel.
That where you don't get water marks or what looked
like spots. Lift over after you've finished.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Shandon, How do you know this off the top of
your head.
Speaker 11 (34:24):
Oh, I don't forget and my experiment all the time.
Have not been doing it since I was born.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Wow, all right, So I need to get so the
most more things to get the white.
Speaker 11 (34:32):
Spirit Yeah, yeah, white spirits and a normal coca baths
and so there was.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
A lot more steps after that, I've got to say.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
And I can see you once you got about the shannon.
There's about five five different damp cloths. I'm concerned about
the bit scrubbing it again like a pen.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
No, okay, we'll run through it again. Please, while we're
running through it, I want you to imagine yourself doing it.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
We're going through the stained window and play school now. Yes,
all right, So I I get the I get the
methylated spirits.
Speaker 11 (35:12):
No, white spirits, not metal.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Is that white vinegar? Because I've got some of that
same thing?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Isn't it's ninety liquid hydro carbon. It's white spirits. It's
called white spirits.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (35:24):
Sometimes it comes under the name of shell.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Right now, I've got I think my wife is to
do with her nails. Is that like, now, polish remover.
That's the tone.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
You's the first step. This is crazy. You're just gonna
get what he's.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Doing this, so Sarah will do it.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well, you don't know my why she said you did it?
This is your problem, I said, I'm taking it into work,
all right. So white spirits, soak.
Speaker 11 (35:59):
On it called white spirits. You use cotton bud, dip
it in the white spirits, and you just draw with
the cotton bud again and again, and all the chappie
pennant mark is gone. Once it has gone. Get a
cake a soap in the bathroom, lightly damp the cake
of soap, scribble on the stain like it to cray on,
(36:20):
and then you just rub it out with a cold
damp cloth. Wow, and you damp the entire panel so
it doesn't get warm.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Will now, Shannon, thank you very much. How will that work?
Because this is almost like you know, we're coming up
to sort of sixteen eighteen hours.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
No.
Speaker 11 (36:40):
Now, the deal is with staying is that it's basic
chemistry and so then as you know what you're doing
it doing it, it's it's easy. What if I left out?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
What if I left this for a year then played
this back and then did it. Would it still work
the chemistry?
Speaker 11 (36:58):
Yes, of course it was the only different I'm leaving
it for a year with a shovy ben because the
inch sets harder and harder. Would need to stop in
the ink first with blitering. But that's the only thing
that would be different. But that would take a long
time to do that.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:17):
You know when you feel an ink stone as it
age is, it gets of this crispy feel to the
edges of it. Yes, that's because it's the air dry.
It goes hard, almost plastic, right, and you would need
to break it.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Down all right now, Shannon, one last question? What is
the worst stain? What is the worst stain to ever
try and remove?
Speaker 11 (37:42):
There isn't one. Wow, No, it doesn't work that way.
Chemistry chemistry, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That's like your Charlotte Cohen's phrase. It was elementary for him,
but it's chemistry. Now. Listen, a lot of people be
listening to this and they might want to contact you.
What's the best way for them to do that, Shallow Lush.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
If they want to hear or get this stone to
remove by talking to me and they contact in through
the radio. Otherwise the books are available the contact to
the radio. Don't use websites. I gave up on that.
It was just too hectic and I don't see people
(38:22):
in person anymore. People were bringing me at three o'clock
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Join sorry about that. That's parts of my show. It's
just not good Yeah, no, it's not good enough. All right.
Hey listen, Shannon, lovely to speak to you, and thank
you very much. You havel have a good day.
Speaker 11 (38:38):
Not a worry thing, so have don you see you Lada.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Christian, we need to see you trying to do this.
It's clear you're not paying attention. This is what it's
like being married to me. Once there's more than one step.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
I'm like you could see the lightly of your eyes.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
It sounds like three or four steps. This got real complicated.
I'm sorry. I don't need having got a degree in chemistry,
Shannon lash Christian, can you ask and then a lush how
to remove sharpie from a leather couch? Did she say
used milk? I think that's what they're using, a tued era.
What are you going to get in a time machine? Christian?
(39:19):
Any stain or fabrick use a dissolved dishwasher tablet. I
didn't actually try that yesterday as well. It didn't work, honestly, Christian,
have you considered just turning over the cushion? Oh god,
I thought of that. Have you considered turning back the dial?
Of course I have. It's got an atypical underside, right,
is that what you call it? It's like a horrible
(39:41):
spongy thing on the underside. It is get me a
typical all right? After eight o'clock this morning, more stained chop. No,
I'm joking.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Do you have a name that's a pain? A name
you always need to explain well?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
With man my name? As in game now over the
next couple of days in Australia, Wideline fever back NRL's
back ef one is here, Midfield is playing a run
tonight's but right now Dune the next twenty minutes. It
is on news versus sports, versus himself versus me, me
(40:25):
versus news and sports. What are we talking about? The
name game? As in, if you have a name that's
a bit of a pain, we turn it into a
weekly game. My daughter, youngest daughter Lois every day when
she has to speeds some on the phone. They keep
calling her Lewis. She gives Lois as in Lois Lane.
So you have got one of those names. You'll have
a one line explainer that you have to do a lot.
(40:49):
We use your clue that you give people. We try
and guess what your name is to call it now.
You get a prize if you stump the show. We're
playing next. Here's how went down last week. Caller one
off you go.
Speaker 11 (40:59):
My name is in wind Galereusto, Gail, you got it?
Call the two coome on first name as in the
name to Shakespeare, play.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Hamlets symbol, Yes, call the three.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Good morning my last name as in a.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Book, novel story, no picture, No, what do you do
in the book? Read? Read?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Read?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You won't be anything. Why do I say pictures? Because
you literacy rates ain't great in this country. I won't
like to be a picture, but some of you would read. Anyway.
Have you considered turned the cushion over? Give us a
call now to play the name game.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Christian, I've just ordered a book of Shannon Lush's We
should be getting commission on that may You just tuned in.
You missed a solid twenty minutes of the show, probably
even an hour Tompy, half an hour of Good Just Champagne,
Radio Stained chap and then we managed to land with
the Big Kahoona and that was the big guest of
the year. Frost Nixon, O'Connell, lush Hues. You had to
(42:03):
be there all right time for the Name Game, as in,
you come on air, we do not know your name.
You give us a clue. Me and sim Patsy are
trying to race against each other and the clock trying
to guess what your name is. Team. Are we ready
to play? Let's do it? Coil Spring Cold sounds like
(42:25):
you're still cold.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Sky Bird.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Bringing on pats Prime time too wow, too hot to
handle in the red corner screen, ob.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Your ex next to it.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
Let's get it on all.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Right ready, caller one, Welcome to the Name Game.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Hello, My name is.
Speaker 11 (42:51):
In a character from the show TV show Dynasty.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Crystal Alexis Colby.
Speaker 11 (42:58):
Yes, Alexis.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Love that I was more of a Dynasty fan than Dallas.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Like choosing this child?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You've only got one? Are you choosing their? Are the dogs? Presley?
It's not even a choice. Let's get a call it
too good morning, welcome to the name game. All right, Christian,
thanks for calling off you go? Good luck.
Speaker 11 (43:27):
Oh yes, I'm the greatest sponsor of all times.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
You guys got it?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Oh I think I got that?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you were snoozing on the goal line.
Caller three, Good morning, Hello called three. Welcome to the
name game.
Speaker 11 (43:45):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I'm good? Okay, good luck?
Speaker 11 (43:48):
Okay. So my point is baby farm animals Joey.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Oh no, calm.
Speaker 11 (43:58):
No, i'd be said of my name.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
You never know. We've heard some strange names, some strange names.
But you're right that might be a bit too a
thank you, piglet for calling you.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Nursery.
Speaker 11 (44:15):
It could be found in a farm and baby nursery.
Speaker 10 (44:19):
Yes, oh okay, chick, chick, chick.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Now, I don't want to be rude here, Chruss, you're
a chick.
Speaker 11 (44:31):
I'm a chick. Your is what I did for a
living growing up. I want to check out cheap.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Gotcha? All right?
Speaker 11 (44:40):
Thank you very much, into many trouble but yes.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yes, all right, piglets, thank you very much. Let's got
a call a four hair coimonic collar four. You're live
on air.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
My surname as in too farm animals.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Oh no, we're back at the farm. What is it
the farm special this week? As in too farm animals
to farm animals? Oh twin our sheep, kangaroo peer of
monkey horse?
Speaker 7 (45:12):
Why do we start with guess one animal?
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Sorry, you're not going to get it if you keep.
Speaker 11 (45:20):
Do you need to do you need the clue?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
We need a clue?
Speaker 11 (45:23):
Okay, I give you a clue for the first one.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Bacon, pig, pig, piglet, pig.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Pig, pig piggies.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Now you listening to the next animal, horse.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
We don't just ship were to move on? What what? What? What?
What is your name?
Speaker 11 (45:43):
Pigram?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
We would have been here for weeks. I can't even
remember the second step that I've got to do for
that state. There's no way that is above our pay
grade or this show. Have you heard the show? Thick
as anything? We are. We're going to part two next,
No more fire mental clues.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Producers Christian Code Show podcast There were.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Time wasted coming up in five minutes time right now,
Part two of The Name Game Morning two. Angela Parlisi, Christian,
your segment this morning was a sign to me, if
you do have a stain of the week with Shannon.
Please consider me. I have porcelain tars in my bathroom,
and my beautiful female dog often peat on them. They've
(46:32):
got well, I'm definitely not doing that feature. Now. This
is the kind of stand in what we're going to do.
I'm not getting a Showbi's legend. Those are the right words,
Showbi's legend, like Shannon Lush. You know what's incredible, how
all the radio producers had the number on the phone. Yes,
if I said get Chris Hemsweather, I don't know where
to begin. Shannon Lush. They've got two numbers in US
(46:54):
trading radio pature is Shannon Lush and Honey Badger. That's
what we need. That's all you need. That's what you need.
All right. We ready to do part two of the
name game, as in, you come on and you give
us a clue to your name, We try and guess.
Let's go to call it one. Good morning. Hey, here
(47:17):
you're going, I'm good, welcome to show, good luck, thank you.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
My name is in cartoons.
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Disney Bugs.
Speaker 10 (47:28):
Now No, no, Wilma, no.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Daphne used to do older, the older cartoons more than
any Blueto, Felix.
Speaker 12 (47:55):
No, Okay, times out now, so what is the what
is your name, sir?
Speaker 11 (48:08):
My last name as in Warner Warner.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Brother great one. Yes, I'm going to explain it to you.
I'm going to tell people Warner has your Warner brothers. Yes,
brilliant clue. Hey, that's a great one. Thank you very
much for call him. Thanks man, I know I got
a call it too. Good morning, Hi, here are going,
I'm good. What is your clue for us?
Speaker 11 (48:32):
My name is in popular TV robot?
Speaker 13 (48:36):
Oh Rosie, Nope, the TV robot Dexter, Tess, tweaky, m.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
What are those things of doctor the darks?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
That was the Daleks. The d just said that. I
just said that, what is your name? We're out of time.
Speaker 13 (49:02):
Bender Orender the robot.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Shame on us.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I didn't get that. That's a great one. Thank you
very much, great clue. Thanks you calling caller three. Good
morning call three.
Speaker 11 (49:20):
Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (49:22):
I'm good, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling us.
What's your clue? Good luck?
Speaker 10 (49:26):
It's my daughter's name as in Robin Hood maid Marion,
No Sheriff.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
No, Nottingham.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Tights, no Arrow, that is that her first name?
Speaker 11 (49:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (49:51):
That's her first name.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Love. Oh my god, what a great name.
Speaker 11 (49:55):
It's a fun name.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, listen, thank you very much to
give us a call.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Surely you don't need an invite to get into a
wedding that you've been invited to.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
No, you don't need an invite, but you need to
know where you're going and when, and what to wear,
and what are the timings.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
And who is relying on you know what to wear?
Truss up smart?
Speaker 7 (50:19):
But do you know what time and where it is?
Speaker 1 (50:24):
You did not? I do. I can't sound air.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
What time do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Five? I know it's five?
Speaker 7 (50:29):
Okay, that is correct.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yes see, I.
Speaker 6 (50:30):
Know I had to get I couldn't find it in
my inbox, so I had to get Rio last night
to reced Caitlin's wedding invite.
Speaker 7 (50:37):
Just to make in your inbox.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
You were not invited. If your names are on the list,
you ain't coming in. Oh, that could be a real
nasty cold scene drama at radio wedding. So much radio
drama already, we don't need to be adding to it. Guys,
(51:03):
all right, today on the time, where so We're looking
for your athletic bands up for grabs for the best
in show Gold Cast Group, Rass for you and three mates,
Athletic bands, Rage against the Rowing Machine, Silver Hella, Tom
Petty Hella to Pety Michael, your same bolton. I'd love
(51:29):
to see your same boat with a mulley. You know
it's growing out. Hurdler notes, you can't take those two
on the fifteen hundred people. Chase, I'll try, Louse you
read now, you gotta be so fit to them and
a baseball ace of bass Ria.
Speaker 7 (51:49):
What have you got lebron Jovi?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Oh that is that's very good.
Speaker 8 (51:54):
Goldflowers, she's out of the wedding, she's onto the court.
It's squashed spice.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
No it isn't it's bronze. That's actually no shoots, missus.
You probably don't know. HiT's the post again? Who's playing for.
Speaker 7 (52:09):
Messi Higgins?
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Oh that's very good. That's gold.
Speaker 9 (52:12):
He's back, Karate, Pierri Silva and Shaky Wilson. Shaky Wilson's
gold as well. All right, we're looking for your athletic bands.
Text them in, will mark them next.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Today's Time waster. We're looking for your athletic bands. Best
in Show Gold Class group pass for you and three mates.
There's a lot of very good ones today. Great work everyone,
Let's go Athletic mans Zzy Squats, Silva stread into a Phraser,
Javelin Manson, God, what a sight. Uh, Tom World on
(52:52):
the Olympic Sees The Olympic Sees silver plus Cardio B.
Speaker 12 (52:59):
Gold.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
That's from Tracy Wareham, No gout gout God so smart.
Wow World, Thank thank you, Sue Harmon for no gout gout.
Greg Luganis Morissets.
Speaker 7 (53:15):
Gold plus.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
So good. Nate, well done, Greg Lagana, shout out, Gregg
morisets In Hurdle Gurus Silver, Panic at the Discus Silver plus,
Artic Jim Junkies Silver, Chris cross Country gold. Yeah, that's good.
Simon Shirley, well done. Snoop Dodgeball Bronze, Tough Lump BRep
(53:40):
System of a Downward Dog go Mark, what done? Jim
Morrison Bronze, DMX Racing Silver plus, Lana del Relay Oh Gold,
Cory well done, Backstroke Boys silver plus match Box drop
(54:05):
and give me twenty. That's very good. Frederick Barbell Streisened
silver the b G that was fast. No, that's that's
the one of the weeks. That's the b G that
was fast. I love that County Moral gold. We call
that be what's going on with that was gold? I
(54:30):
put it into a can not really we don't have
the on the show, So consentual curling Heidi Gold Christian
with but you return this week. I'll be listening to
the Screamer jets, Oh godl LA's good time eat topic,
Oh Zeitgeist, Johnny, how far can you run?
Speaker 12 (54:55):
Gold?
Speaker 1 (54:57):
That is so funny? Johnny, how fun can you run?
Nick well done? Medal as anything, Silva, David Bow and
arrowy Cold. There's so many good ones. Chris well done,
Pan Tara Hammy yelling and carrying on stage well, Joshua
(55:20):
Cavana burpgs silver Geez, that was fun still funny, protein,
powder finger silvera al right, who is off to the cinema?
Speaker 8 (55:32):
So hard to choose by the late entry from p.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
G that was fat so fast one. Joshua Cavna is
the winner, okay, but runner up g she was fast.
Kathy Torpy, all right, we are back. I actually thought
(55:57):
was saying goodbye. It's the weekend for some reason Today
Show has had a Friday vibe.
Speaker 7 (56:02):
Tonight we can just call it the weekend.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
Now right now, how things are in the company. Yeah,
better be the good guys. Be the good guys. Happy
comeback Saturday and Sunday.
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